Hogs in Texas do over $50 million worth of damage to agriculture in Texas every year. Here's an excerpt from the Texas Parks and Wildlife website: In 2007, researchers estimated that each wild pig carried an associated (damage plus control) cost of $300 per year, and at an estimated 5 million wild pigs in the population at the time, Americans spent over $1.5 billion annually in damages and control costs (45). Assuming that the cost-per-wild pig estimate has remained constant, the annual costs associated with wild pigs in the United States are likely closer to $2.1 billion today (10, 11, 45).
Feral Hogs are surprisingly large and they will eat anything. My home town in central Texas had an issue with them for a while and they literally ate through the tires on my brother's car. I got a look at them one evening and I thought they were small cows at first.
they are horribly violent too, they will attack nearly anything. Farmers in NY have open permits on shooting them bc they tear up crops, attack other animals, and people.
As a Floridian, these are the tame plates I’ve seen. There are some questionable ones out there. Also, depending on the plate itself, you’re limited to a certain amount of characters. Also, when applying for the tag you have to explain what the personalization is meant to be.
@@al145 6-9 but up to 12, and they can reproduce at 6 months old. think the statistic i saw is that you can kill 80% and their numbers would bounce back over 2 years
Lewis: If something eats my vegan dinner then it's fair game and I can kill and eat that Me with some of Lewis's spinach hanging out my mouth: U WOT NOW ?
Hey editors! Love your work, one thing though. Next time there's text in the video, could it not be in the same place the closed captioning is? I use them very often and so do those who are hard of hearing. It was a little irritating turning them on and off throughout.
As a creature of the state of Florida I am honored to hear tales of our great and wonderful state! May her alligators and mutant deer forever plague this land!
Funny that Simon mentioned that RPG thing, I forgot wether it was in the Philippines or Bali but I remember hearing from a friend that there's a shooting range and for I believe it was either $800 or $1500, you could blow up a cow with an RPG. I don't condone this, just know its a thing that they offered certain customers that were really getting into it.
You can appeal a admin decision since the various organizations actually make the specific decision and it can be appealed. It is part of our idea of justice and rights. Aka mistakes our ancestors learned from living in England.
I love how I got a license plate ad RIGHT before this video…and then one about a weird genie fantasy movie with a lot of sexual tension but nonetheless.
Remember when you guys talked about dog tv? Well when I was in the middle of playing a video game my mother found the channel and saw it for a little while and it felt surreal to actually see it.
Hey, fun fact. Here in Idaho (U.S.A) the literal second your license plate "Vanity plate" expires, anyone can scoop it. My dad had "KC135" for a few years. The day it expired he got pulled over. Someone had already snagged the plate (Less than 24 hours after his expired) He had to go to court to prove he had not stolen the plate. Kinda' funny TBH. Long story short. Vanity plates are expensive, stupid, and have NO value here in North America. (Canada has similar laws) Meanwhile y'all are snagging them to resell like it's a domain name. Not gonna' lie, It's hella funny to me.
@@bmxdude1337 Isn't Idaho the WORST?! For sure, everyone should stay away and never move here. Just look up Mountian home to see what Idaho is REALLY like. -10000/10 *He said with sarcasm*
In AUS, its like: - Number plate is free if its given to you - about $100 a year IIRC for a plate you make, as long as it follows formats (e.g. ABC • 12D) - about $500 a year IIRC for a plate you make that has anything that doesnt follow format (e.g. XEPHOS)
You really do not want to eat feral hogs. For one, they’re so tough and gamey that you wouldn’t want to eat them anyway, but also the parasites and diseases they might carry. Though they are the size of small cows and there are hordes of them, so it’s a lot of meat.. though they can and will kill and eat you if things go wrong. And they can decimate several crop fields in a surprisingly small amount of time, destroy property, kill your pets and eat them. You have to be very careful going around outdoors after dark out in the country in Texas. It takes a LOT to kill one of those fuckers, and you’re probably not going to kill it before it gets you, and even if you do, there are about 12 others nearby who go CRAZY at the scent of blood.
in my experience feral hog meat is delicious far tastier than grocery store pork, alot of the gamey taste is due to poor butchering and processing. and much like other tough cuts of meat, cooking low and slow allows the meat to become tender and perfectly safe to eat. i live in houston but i go out to a friends property a few miles south of waco atleast once a year with other friends and hunt them. and like others have said they are extremely dangerous and without a high caliber rifle it wont do much other than anger them. some people may think its cruel to kill 20-30 animals in a couple days but feral hogs cause millions of dollars of damage every year and wreak havoc all over texas
I'm always here for feral hogs, the stars of one of the two best memes of all time. We just need none pizza left beef in Simon's PP, and my life will be complete.
If you ever have an issue with wild hogs, just get a mortar. Edit: On the topic of emolgis, you could dress as a splash of water and slam into a fire hydrant with a truck. Or just fuck with the water mains.
With active pests like you said, its often encouraged to hunt them. In my area coyotes are a nuisance, as they hunt a lot of the game in the area, and there are times there is a noticeable decrease in the deer population . Times like this, people actively go out and hunt coyotes because for every coyote you kill, you save a deer. There was a time where this was such an issue, governments would put bounties on nuisances pelts. They may give a dollar per coyote pelt, and 50 cents for a racoons. I've seen similar done with crows who harm local crops.
You do have to pay for personalized plates (at least I did in California). Mine were $400 one time fee plus an extra $50 added to my registration fee per year
Satn Lvs didn't get a second review because of the first amendments separation of church and state. If they blocked that one, they would also have to stop Jesus lvs or whatever the other one would be. Smart move on whoever did that one :p
More people would get personalized LP’s if they didn’t have to pay for them yearly. You’d have to have an amazing one to be willing to pay for it every year. But all of the best ones are not allowed.
For the question at 3:50 I assume America is similar to that of canadas laws in which a custom license plate comes with a premium on top of the flat yearly plate fees…
Licensed hunters here in Germany are hunting wild hogs and deer (during the hunting season only, ofc) and selling the meat to restaurants, butchers and private citizens all the time. But we have veterinarians who check the muscle meat and inner organs for signs of parasites (like _trichina_ worm cysts) before its allowed to be sold. Restaurants that routinely offer game (boar, venison, pheasant) during season often have fenced-in enclosures in forested areas for "game farming", where wild pigs, deer, stags & pheasants are kept (and fed during the winter months) but allowed to roam semi-free and graze or dig for roots and mushrooms and nuts. Just to ensure there's enough on hand to satisfy customer demand, instead of having to rely solely on private hunters going into the forests and hunting in the wild (which requires a licenced hunter training and a shooting licence and a hunting permit). Btw, "feral hogs" or "feral swine" for biologists denotes pigs that were formerly domesticated but have escaped into and bred in the wild, or cross-bred with wild pigs. But populations of both wild pigs and feral pigs have been multiplying all over the world, due to them being omnivores, thriving in both forests and urbanized areas where humans have killed off predators, being very smart animals, and humans giving them abundant food sources both from agriculture (maize/corn, potatoes etc), thrown away food in trashbins and fast food. They're just as good at breeding as humans and rats.
But "hunting" wild animals from helicopters with semi-automatic guns as they do in USA and Alaska is just perverted.... it's animal abuse riddling them with bullets instead of killing them quickly and as painlessly as possible with a well-placed shot to the head or heart! And I doubt you can still properly butcher and eat an animal carcass that has been ripped apart by bursts of bullets from high-caliber semi-automatic weapons that pierce the body: if your hail of bullets pierced the entrails or brain/spine and carries bacteria and feces from the entrails or bone splinters and (potentially infected) spinal fluid into the muscle meat, it's ruined.
Like 20 and a few teachers. Thoughts and prayers should fix it. Arm the kids and make the schools prisons. This couldn't have been prevented, says only country where this regularly happens.
@@yeturs69420 its not like banning weapons would fix it either, everyone knows some people or friends that own guns, its not like a suicidal spree killer would suddenly have trouble getting some guns....
@@raafmaat If you don't want to ban them, make the law more restrictive, background checks and yearly psychological checkups raise the age that you're allowed to purchase a gun, don't let anyone bulk buy ammo and for crying out loud do not let everyone to purchase semi automatic rifles. If you want to hunt, a bolt action rifle would be enough, you want to defend your home, a handgun is more than enough
simon is looking fresh, i love it.
I love when Mommy and Daddy read me the news
Simon's PP is amazing
Pooblix is most likely a reference to the large grocery store chain, Publix, that is based and most popular in Florida.
As a local, Pooblix is fucking 11/10 the reviewer would be insane to deny that
Publix is, indeed, based.
This is a solid comment, adds to the content 👍🏻
Much Publix, much chicken tender subs.
@@MrAltissimo Nothing better than a pub sub, salt and vinegar "dirty" chips, and an iced tea.
Hogs in Texas do over $50 million worth of damage to agriculture in Texas every year. Here's an excerpt from the Texas Parks and Wildlife website:
In 2007, researchers estimated that each wild pig carried an associated (damage plus control) cost of $300 per year, and at an estimated 5 million wild pigs in the population at the time, Americans spent over $1.5 billion annually in damages and control costs (45). Assuming that the cost-per-wild pig estimate has remained constant, the annual costs associated with wild pigs in the United States are likely closer to $2.1 billion today (10, 11, 45).
i mean that's assuming it has remained the same for 15 years.
America’s take on the Emu wars. Hopefully it goes better than our war on tumbleweed
As a Floridian, I love when they talk about Florida
We are a proud ppl lmao
oh man i love all your news stories!
Florida: At least we're not Texas!
@@dharm3974 facts lmao
I will call you Floor Dan!
Feral Hogs are surprisingly large and they will eat anything. My home town in central Texas had an issue with them for a while and they literally ate through the tires on my brother's car. I got a look at them one evening and I thought they were small cows at first.
How many were there?
@@Ma_Zhongying 30-50
they are horribly violent too, they will attack nearly anything. Farmers in NY have open permits on shooting them bc they tear up crops, attack other animals, and people.
Same for over here in Alabama. They are large, destructive, and usually joined by 3 or 4 dozen of their friends
@@KypBluemoon How the fuck does Mississippi have negative problems with feral hogs despite being sandwiched between those states.
As a Floridian, these are the tame plates I’ve seen. There are some questionable ones out there. Also, depending on the plate itself, you’re limited to a certain amount of characters. Also, when applying for the tag you have to explain what the personalization is meant to be.
I was cut off by someone in Florida. Their license plate was CUN T02.
The fact they talked about the hogs as though you are hunting a single one, dunno if they haven't seen those hordes
I forget the number of pigs in a litter, but it's like double digits a lot of the time, isn't it?
@@al145 6-9 but up to 12, and they can reproduce at 6 months old. think the statistic i saw is that you can kill 80% and their numbers would bounce back over 2 years
@@al145 i think so but there is never just one of them there is usually 30-40 rampaging through peoples fields
These videos are amazing! What a great platform for Lewis and Simon bantering about nothing
Lewis: If something eats my vegan dinner then it's fair game and I can kill and eat that
Me with some of Lewis's spinach hanging out my mouth: U WOT NOW ?
Now I'm wondering what was so terrible that even the Yogscast had to censor what Lewis said
He was talking about shadow of israphel part 43
There are many forbidden topics in yogscast lore, my friend.
Mrs. Flax obviously
A reference to a non Canon round of ttt
Mrs. Sips?
Being called "Our weird cousin from across the pond" made me kinda' happy to hear lol.
Hey editors! Love your work, one thing though. Next time there's text in the video, could it not be in the same place the closed captioning is? I use them very often and so do those who are hard of hearing. It was a little irritating turning them on and off throughout.
Not sure about mobile, but if you're on desktop you can just drag the CCs around with mouse-left and reposition them freely on the fly.
No they can't and they won't, what are you going to do about it
@@anononomous They can't be dragged on mobile, which was what I was using
22:18 The word Lewis was looking for for the young of wild pigs is "piglet". 😊
Incredible stuff. I can’t wait to see Simon react to himself speaking slo mo in slow mo
Lewis couldn't think of 'Mrs. Flax'
Unless that's what got censored
You should see Maine vanity plates.. there was a gap period for a few years where they had absolutely no rules on what you could get
Ah yes, that's when I got mine. "AH 14 88" They don't suspect a thing... :-=)
As a creature of the state of Florida I am honored to hear tales of our great and wonderful state! May her alligators and mutant deer forever plague this land!
Watching from 28:05 through the end on 0.5x was the best decision I've made today.
thank you for making me do that
28:40 for quick access to the slow-mo bit. I would recommend 2x speed to get Simon almost up to normal talking speed 😅
Damn Lewis really still be popping off sometimes 😂
I don't think y'all realize the gravity of the feral hog situation. There are literal hordes of the fuckers in that region.
Funny that Simon mentioned that RPG thing, I forgot wether it was in the Philippines or Bali but I remember hearing from a friend that there's a shooting range and for I believe it was either $800 or $1500, you could blow up a cow with an RPG. I don't condone this, just know its a thing that they offered certain customers that were really getting into it.
Internet Historians friend travelled there and mentioned the optional cow-explode-package. I was thinking of that story too
For the non-Floridians/non-Southeasterners, “pooblix” is a pun on Publix, a Florida supermarket chain.
American feral hogs are much different than English feral hogs mainly the monacle and top hat, but where do you think black Forrest ham comes from?
From the black forest?
From the Black Forest in Baden-Württemberg, Germany of course.
@@xSuperiorManx if a pig lives wild in a forest it's a hog
You think the black forest is in Britain. Lol. Back to school for you mister.
It's 1.25 speed for the record and the meandering is the best part!
Simon's looking flashy with his cleaned up hairstyle
Watched In 0.5 speed from 28:30, that was a great decision, was hilarious 😂
6:19 Almost certainly Ravs.
Mrs. Flax. There’s literally an example among the yogscast, don’t know why Lewis’ only example needed to be censored lol
Also Mrs Sips
You can appeal a admin decision since the various organizations actually make the specific decision and it can be appealed. It is part of our idea of justice and rights. Aka mistakes our ancestors learned from living in England.
so when they were talking about watching at 0.5 speed i set it to that speed at 28:10 and started dying from that point onwards
I love that with each video there's a new prop added
watching the end at 0.25 was amazing
I love how I got a license plate ad RIGHT before this video…and then one about a weird genie fantasy movie with a lot of sexual tension but nonetheless.
Another hilarious episode, thank you Simon and Lewis!
Remember when you guys talked about dog tv?
Well when I was in the middle of playing a video game my mother found the channel and saw it for a little while and it felt surreal to actually see it.
I feel like Simon _did_ respond to Lewis at 4:54 , but they had to cut it lmao Because Simon's a naughty boy~
Hey, fun fact. Here in Idaho (U.S.A) the literal second your license plate "Vanity plate" expires, anyone can scoop it. My dad had "KC135" for a few years. The day it expired he got pulled over. Someone had already snagged the plate (Less than 24 hours after his expired) He had to go to court to prove he had not stolen the plate. Kinda' funny TBH. Long story short. Vanity plates are expensive, stupid, and have NO value here in North America. (Canada has similar laws) Meanwhile y'all are snagging them to resell like it's a domain name. Not gonna' lie, It's hella funny to me.
Hello fellow Idahoan
@@bmxdude1337 Isn't Idaho the WORST?! For sure, everyone should stay away and never move here. Just look up Mountian home to see what Idaho is REALLY like. -10000/10 *He said with sarcasm*
@@dustygreen9233 hahahaha nah but seriously stay away. Kappa
@@bmxdude1337 10000000000 and 10%
@@bmxdude1337 Just look up Mountian Home Idaho. It's a perfect representation of Idaho!
In AUS, its like:
- Number plate is free if its given to you
- about $100 a year IIRC for a plate you make, as long as it follows formats (e.g. ABC • 12D)
- about $500 a year IIRC for a plate you make that has anything that doesnt follow format (e.g. XEPHOS)
Is that in AUS currency??
@@bmxdude1337 yes
@@aspinnycracker that's absurd
the real deal about fartman is that it's just danish for speed man. No need to reject that
You really do not want to eat feral hogs. For one, they’re so tough and gamey that you wouldn’t want to eat them anyway, but also the parasites and diseases they might carry.
Though they are the size of small cows and there are hordes of them, so it’s a lot of meat.. though they can and will kill and eat you if things go wrong.
And they can decimate several crop fields in a surprisingly small amount of time, destroy property, kill your pets and eat them. You have to be very careful going around outdoors after dark out in the country in Texas. It takes a LOT to kill one of those fuckers, and you’re probably not going to kill it before it gets you, and even if you do, there are about 12 others nearby who go CRAZY at the scent of blood.
in my experience feral hog meat is delicious far tastier than grocery store pork, alot of the gamey taste is due to poor butchering and processing. and much like other tough cuts of meat, cooking low and slow allows the meat to become tender and perfectly safe to eat. i live in houston but i go out to a friends property a few miles south of waco atleast once a year with other friends and hunt them. and like others have said they are extremely dangerous and without a high caliber rifle it wont do much other than anger them. some people may think its cruel to kill 20-30 animals in a couple days but feral hogs cause millions of dollars of damage every year and wreak havoc all over texas
If you trust Fartman too much, he transforms into Mr. Poop.
I'm always here for feral hogs, the stars of one of the two best memes of all time. We just need none pizza left beef in Simon's PP, and my life will be complete.
The slow-mo speak sounded pretty good at double speed hahaha
If you ever have an issue with wild hogs, just get a mortar.
Edit: On the topic of emolgis, you could dress as a splash of water and slam into a fire hydrant with a truck. Or just fuck with the water mains.
I live in Bryan TX, and yes, you can get in a helicopter and shoot hogs. Hogs here are like rats, they are everywhere.
With active pests like you said, its often encouraged to hunt them. In my area coyotes are a nuisance, as they hunt a lot of the game in the area, and there are times there is a noticeable decrease in the deer population . Times like this, people actively go out and hunt coyotes because for every coyote you kill, you save a deer.
There was a time where this was such an issue, governments would put bounties on nuisances pelts. They may give a dollar per coyote pelt, and 50 cents for a racoons. I've seen similar done with crows who harm local crops.
I like Simon's haircut.
I love this show so much 😂👏
Simon is looking a lot healthier? or that's simply the wanders of a fresh trim.
simon's pyrion cosplay looks great.
Beneath that poop emoji outfit is more than flesh. Beneath that poop emoji outfit is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof
The bomb emoji would be a bad one. Lmao
Feral hogs. This is like "Princess Mononoke" 😮
You do have to pay for personalized plates (at least I did in California). Mine were $400 one time fee plus an extra $50 added to my registration fee per year
Why I left that dumpster state
@@bmxdude1337 same
@@khaldrakon smart move
Let's be honest. Fartman III would be known as Shart, especially if he moves to ireland.
You need to watch the movie Howard Sterns Private Parts, I believe that is what it is referencing.
"TEXAS HAS A PROBLEM"
Oh dear... fucking impeccable timing with that one...
Satn Lvs didn't get a second review because of the first amendments separation of church and state. If they blocked that one, they would also have to stop Jesus lvs or whatever the other one would be. Smart move on whoever did that one :p
very poggers
Poor Francis Artman Getting his FArtman license plate rejected
If the hog is in a more rural forest area without say a dump nearby it would be safe to eat them. If it is eating garbage not so much.
Recorded before Texas had an even bigger problem...
'Texas has many problems.' Oof, that was timed poorly.
28:40 Watch at 0.5 speed from this point on. You're welcome.
The feral hog story is so aggressively American 🤣
More people would get personalized LP’s if they didn’t have to pay for them yearly. You’d have to have an amazing one to be willing to pay for it every year. But all of the best ones are not allowed.
I thought the FREEAZ one was meant to mean Free Arizona.
Tell Boba about Pooblix. She'd get it.
Texas has a problem... of all weeks for that to ring most true...
Hilarious 😂
i wonder if the mcnasty plate is the youtuber mcnasty
Apocalypse Now meets Chariots of Fire to create the blockbuster extravaganza 'Apocalypse of Fire'
Yum yum
Couldn't think of Mrs. Flax? haha.
I love Simon's t-shirt
You want Ride of the Valkyries if you're going into a battle to ruthlessly gun things down.
4:52
A Feral Sausage.
For the question at 3:50 I assume America is similar to that of canadas laws in which a custom license plate comes with a premium on top of the flat yearly plate fees…
Flight of the Valkyrie was what you were thinking. Never noticed how similar those tunes were before...
"Texas has a problem" Big ol oof for this week.
Licensed hunters here in Germany are hunting wild hogs and deer (during the hunting season only, ofc) and selling the meat to restaurants, butchers and private citizens all the time. But we have veterinarians who check the muscle meat and inner organs for signs of parasites (like _trichina_ worm cysts) before its allowed to be sold. Restaurants that routinely offer game (boar, venison, pheasant) during season often have fenced-in enclosures in forested areas for "game farming", where wild pigs, deer, stags & pheasants are kept (and fed during the winter months) but allowed to roam semi-free and graze or dig for roots and mushrooms and nuts. Just to ensure there's enough on hand to satisfy customer demand, instead of having to rely solely on private hunters going into the forests and hunting in the wild (which requires a licenced hunter training and a shooting licence and a hunting permit).
Btw, "feral hogs" or "feral swine" for biologists denotes pigs that were formerly domesticated but have escaped into and bred in the wild, or cross-bred with wild pigs.
But populations of both wild pigs and feral pigs have been multiplying all over the world, due to them being omnivores, thriving in both forests and urbanized areas where humans have killed off predators, being very smart animals, and humans giving them abundant food sources both from agriculture (maize/corn, potatoes etc), thrown away food in trashbins and fast food. They're just as good at breeding as humans and rats.
But "hunting" wild animals from helicopters with semi-automatic guns as they do in USA and Alaska is just perverted.... it's animal abuse riddling them with bullets instead of killing them quickly and as painlessly as possible with a well-placed shot to the head or heart! And I doubt you can still properly butcher and eat an animal carcass that has been ripped apart by bursts of bullets from high-caliber semi-automatic weapons that pierce the body: if your hail of bullets pierced the entrails or brain/spine and carries bacteria and feces from the entrails or bone splinters and (potentially infected) spinal fluid into the muscle meat, it's ruined.
wait, so this guys name was Phil Atato? P. Atato
I can't help but dislike anyone with a custom numberplate, especially if it has a name or or a number
Played Simon's slow-mo bit on 2x speed, it still sounds like it's slow lmao
Well this episode got derailed fairly quick lol
Gotta be honest I got most of them beat with my smlpp
I feel the first plate was an attack on simon
Lewis: "America news!"
Me: "oh no, how many kids died this time?"
Ray lliota
Like 20 and a few teachers. Thoughts and prayers should fix it. Arm the kids and make the schools prisons. This couldn't have been prevented, says only country where this regularly happens.
that only happens when the cia decides its time to try to disarm us again. it wouldnt happen at all if the cia could stop being evil.
@@yeturs69420 its not like banning weapons would fix it either, everyone knows some people or friends that own guns, its not like a suicidal spree killer would suddenly have trouble getting some guns....
@@raafmaat If you don't want to ban them, make the law more restrictive, background checks and yearly psychological checkups raise the age that you're allowed to purchase a gun, don't let anyone bulk buy ammo and for crying out loud do not let everyone to purchase semi automatic rifles.
If you want to hunt, a bolt action rifle would be enough, you want to defend your home, a handgun is more than enough
It's not "Da Bully" it's "DA Bully" he goes around talking shit about people's fursonas.
PPGANG!
PRAISE OUR LORD 🔜☮️ THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST FOR BEING OUR SAVIOR
Amen
Greetings from the U.S.A. state side of the united American states of America U.S.A.
18:46 That's a yikes, considering recent events.
I like mirrored personalised plates. Like '3M TA3'
We wouldn't be so weird if you haven't sent all your weird people.over here so you wouldn't have to deal with them anymore.
I once saw a plate from Quebec that was N1G G3...you can guess the last letter. Took a photo, it was mental that they never saw through that.
Lewis just casually changing the mans name to phil potato, lol
Last time I was this early to something, I weighed 2.5 pounds
I tried to get the plate BLK PRL for my car and it got rejected. Words associated with race, gender and sexuality aren’t allowed
Lewis shouldn’t talk about veganism. He’s plant based, not vegan.