I just spent the last 15 minutes looking through every Tenga Egg model/type on their store page and I have to say the quality of the vertical split 3D view is widely inconsistent
I also noticed that the packaging and many of their marketing graphics makes it look like it's a product intended for women or some kind of feminine hygiene product when it's obviously an item only males can use, seriously the style they've chosen just immediately made me think of menstrual pads.
I can also say that, for something like measurements like this (where fine accuracy is important) decimals are typically preferred over base2 fractions (half, quarter, eigth, sixteenth, etc) because of ease of notation.
And yet they still have the exact same chemistry they did back in the day, having a way of making you feel like you're in the conversation with them. Makes me miss the SoI days, when they'd do MC adventure maps and other little games together.
Well, he's not wrong. Flipping an int variable called "happiness" from a 0 to a 1 is not the same thing as the complex chemical states of our brains. Anybody who says "oh well a crude simulation of something is exactly the same thing as the thing itself!" are dumbasses who think they're philosophical geniuses.
So, while the standard subdivision of inches uses halves (half inch, quarter inch, eighth, sixteenth) when more exact measurements are needed, such as for world/area records or, pardoning the pun, record-keeping, its better for notation to use decimals over fractions. Allows for better accuracy without stupidly massive fractions.
It was a Mexican man measuring it, but TMZ (an American company) reporting it. I just assumed it was measured in centimetres/millimetres, and converted to inches by multiplying by 2.54/25.4. 18.9 inches is almost _exactly_ 48 centimetres...
@@YamiOni well, yeah. Im just saying thats why the conversion to inches was written in decimals. And just adding that its not an uncommon way of writing inch measurements, regardless. X3
For the record, they are massively overthinking Imperial vs Metric in America. Most people who use measurements in a professional and/or international capacity will use metric for their work (chemists, material engineers, etc.) But pretty much everyone uses Imperial for everything else. Fahrenheit, miles, gallons, inches, pounds
i use decimal feet at work. instead of an inches and eights we have tenths and hundredths. it has something to do with the fact that we generally do earth work and elevation above sea level is measured in decimal feet, so as a result all measurements on our plans are also in decimal feet for consistency.
First time coming back to my childhood CZcamsrs and Although I’m not interested much into the game play I did find this rather enjoyable to watch and was pretty funny. Thank you guys
So, milk in the us can be sold by the pint, quart or half gallon, and gallon , and people I've heard about running or walking on foot talk in terms of miles Pp is done in inches And news articles are notoriously inconsistent in units used
"This was a couple years back" timestamp show Jan 2021... Nice to see Yoga cast has recovered from backlog so well they are now uploading even before recording will be done in a year or two...
I can see falling in love with an AI. When you fall in love, you typically don't care _that_ much what the flesh sack looks like (within reason.) So since an AI is just a complex set of electrical signals, and the human mind is a complex set of electrical signals... Falling in love with an AI, assuming it is a suitable simulacrum of the human mind, seems perfectly feasible to me.
Complex AI with emotional intelligence (which doesn't properly exist), yeah maybe. A robot simply means a powered mechanical linkage system (or along those lines) and does not mean machine learning or an AI algorithm. Apparently 39% of people asked could have an emotional relationship with a metal or plastic robotic system (with a sex toy attached), which is absolute nonsense. Either those people don't know what a robot means, or have mental issues and are attracted to inanimate objects. Also an Alexa isn't even an AI system, it is voice recognition software linked to a database of words and phrases. Hence, the "sorry I don't know that one" when you ask it something it doesn't know. An AI algorithm would try to adapt.
The most shocking thing about this is that Simon imaginarily brought a chocolate bar for 72p! It's not been that price since the start of the 2000s. Add £1 and you'll be getting close to it's actual price
You know what, man? This podcast is a fucking fever dream when you're on cold medicine. I can't tell what I've been listening to wand what I've dreamed up. I keep forgetting that the dog isn't real and I panic every time it gets carelessly jostled around.
9:25 There is a video online of a man paying at a shop with coins being shaken out of a nebulously wet fleshlight. I think you probably have enough search terms to find that one.
"Would you have sex with a robot?" Vaguely relevant: the manga "Boku No Tsuma Wa Kanjou Ga Nai " or, "My Wife Has No Emotion", a very cutesy and weird little manga (which is pretty much SFW, for the record)
I love how much of a good time Lewis and Simon look to be having in this one.
I just spent the last 15 minutes looking through every Tenga Egg model/type on their store page and I have to say the quality of the vertical split 3D view is widely inconsistent
Ah?
I also noticed that the packaging and many of their marketing graphics makes it look like it's a product intended for women or some kind of feminine hygiene product when it's obviously an item only males can use, seriously the style they've chosen just immediately made me think of menstrual pads.
On a one it says "Inescapable pleasure" which is a hilarious mistranslation.
lolz
"Vivid Entertainment, never heard of them, I wonder what they do"
*really* fucking got me lmao
This is my favourite Yogscast content these days. Can't beat Simon and Lewis together!
The technology rant from Lewis is just.... *mwah* chef's kiss.
18.9 inches is almost exactly 48cm. I'm guessing that was the original unit and it got converted for Americans.
I can also say that, for something like measurements like this (where fine accuracy is important) decimals are typically preferred over base2 fractions (half, quarter, eigth, sixteenth, etc) because of ease of notation.
Inches are also fairly popular in the UK for lengths, for some reason.
ya but 7/8 is .875 and 18 7/8" is also almost exactly 48cm. like who's counting 0.022 inches? that's less than 1/32 of an inch.
@@davidmurray3542 because for some reason people listen to their parents and grandparents who say "iT waS BeTteR iN tHe oLD dAyS"
@@nicksteele9436 Metric advocates are braindead. No one uses it and if you think you do just take a kilosecond to think about.
Just spent half an hour staring at an empty whiskey decanter
just spent half n hour finding pictures of that 19 inch donger
Been watching yogscast for a decade now it’s crazy to see how Lewis and Simon have aged over the years
Soon we will have to call them grandpappie Simon and old vegan cult leader yoga instructor Lewis
started watching them when i was about 9 or 10, grown up with these guys and man im glad i did
And yet they still have the exact same chemistry they did back in the day, having a way of making you feel like you're in the conversation with them. Makes me miss the SoI days, when they'd do MC adventure maps and other little games together.
Almost like they're human beings that exist outside of their CZcams careers 😱
Honestly they look pretty good now, they was babbies before
Y'know... Lewis calling AIs a "fake person" is just one of those things that will get problematic when our Robot Overlords take over.
I saw your name and got excited. Then don't realized it's Fan, not Fans
is this before or after the climate apocalpyse
Well, he's not wrong. Flipping an int variable called "happiness" from a 0 to a 1 is not the same thing as the complex chemical states of our brains. Anybody who says "oh well a crude simulation of something is exactly the same thing as the thing itself!" are dumbasses who think they're philosophical geniuses.
Why is Lewis dressed like a drunk samurai?
Now that you say that, I can't unsee it
More like a geisha after a long shift ;D
He just came back from Japan, give him some time to reaclimate to UK. Been away soon long
Bold of you to assume he isn't one.
Whenever it would zoom in on him I thought he looked like a scuffed rebel pilot😂
My favorite moment: 16:07 Simon makes Lewis just crack up
"PREPARING FIST." Had me in stitches! 🤣
Just listened to the pod of this. You boys are hilarious!
As a native spanish speaker, i love every time these lovely chaps try to speak spanish.
This one got demonetized so quickly, gotta be a new record.
The whole sex arse debacle and the ripples through YogTowers it caused has really entertained me!
This guy lost his job because of his johnson, why is that? Everybody used to think he's hard at work
Ayyyyyy
FFS XD
Should of saved this romantic episode for valentine's day.
So, while the standard subdivision of inches uses halves (half inch, quarter inch, eighth, sixteenth) when more exact measurements are needed, such as for world/area records or, pardoning the pun, record-keeping, its better for notation to use decimals over fractions. Allows for better accuracy without stupidly massive fractions.
It was a Mexican man measuring it, but TMZ (an American company) reporting it. I just assumed it was measured in centimetres/millimetres, and converted to inches by multiplying by 2.54/25.4. 18.9 inches is almost _exactly_ 48 centimetres...
Or you could use points and picas like the computer you're using is to render this text.
@@YamiOni well, yeah. Im just saying thats why the conversion to inches was written in decimals. And just adding that its not an uncommon way of writing inch measurements, regardless. X3
Lewis dropping a Triforce reference at 20:13
7:40 Lewis likes the brand of "Fornication Fannies" it's kinda his brand of choice
My first thought when Simon asked for the offbrand name was "bugger bottoms", but fornication fannies is pretty good, too.
I thought 'fuck butts' but yours is spectacular in comparison. Chef's kiss to you.
@@Caipiranha89 I was thinking "Boink Bums" but yours is better
3:58 "It's always useful to have Daff here" sounds so wrong if you forget they mean the dog
50 seconds in and already Lewis is savaging a lorry driver.
Usually he waits until Friday night!
For the record, they are massively overthinking Imperial vs Metric in America. Most people who use measurements in a professional and/or international capacity will use metric for their work (chemists, material engineers, etc.) But pretty much everyone uses Imperial for everything else. Fahrenheit, miles, gallons, inches, pounds
i use decimal feet at work. instead of an inches and eights we have tenths and hundredths. it has something to do with the fact that we generally do earth work and elevation above sea level is measured in decimal feet, so as a result all measurements on our plans are also in decimal feet for consistency.
i love how can see the moments when lewis has to think about what he just said
A certain protectron from Fallout new vegas springs to mind when they start talking about uh "pleasure bots" lol
Fisto: Assume the position!
Fallout New Vegas taught me so much....
Lewis: "Are you saying Google is a digital sex arse filled with coins!"
"gave up the ghost" is an actual UK idiom? i thougt only in german you say Geist aufgeben. it also begs the question if thats a sx arse exorcism.
It's used in the USA as well
It's a biblical expression, or at least the King James Bible popularised it
Sex-arse-ism
The very end🤣 I’m dead LoL
First time coming back to my childhood CZcamsrs and Although I’m not interested much into the game play I did find this rather enjoyable to watch and was pretty funny. Thank you guys
So, milk in the us can be sold by the pint, quart or half gallon, and gallon , and people I've heard about running or walking on foot talk in terms of miles
Pp is done in inches
And news articles are notoriously inconsistent in units used
I think you forgot the classic gallon of milk.
@@maxwelljohnson6185 my mistake, it's been rectified. I was thinking of both icecream and milk at the moment, so it was kinda spaghetti typing
"This was a couple years back" timestamp show Jan 2021... Nice to see Yoga cast has recovered from backlog so well they are now uploading even before recording will be done in a year or two...
Listen, it's all a ploy to hide the fact that Lewis is still in Japan, don't let them fool you!
@@BalthorYT He is now... but not when this will be recorded. That may be why they upload now what they'll record in a couple year?
Best one for a while! Love these conversations so much.
I can see falling in love with an AI. When you fall in love, you typically don't care _that_ much what the flesh sack looks like (within reason.) So since an AI is just a complex set of electrical signals, and the human mind is a complex set of electrical signals... Falling in love with an AI, assuming it is a suitable simulacrum of the human mind, seems perfectly feasible to me.
No such AI currently exist in the world
@@Zamandu Why is that relevant? Also, I doubt that.
Complex AI with emotional intelligence (which doesn't properly exist), yeah maybe.
A robot simply means a powered mechanical linkage system (or along those lines) and does not mean machine learning or an AI algorithm.
Apparently 39% of people asked could have an emotional relationship with a metal or plastic robotic system (with a sex toy attached), which is absolute nonsense.
Either those people don't know what a robot means, or have mental issues and are attracted to inanimate objects.
Also an Alexa isn't even an AI system, it is voice recognition software linked to a database of words and phrases. Hence, the "sorry I don't know that one" when you ask it something it doesn't know. An AI algorithm would try to adapt.
The most shocking thing about this is that Simon imaginarily brought a chocolate bar for 72p! It's not been that price since the start of the 2000s. Add £1 and you'll be getting close to it's actual price
that "rubber fuckhole" killed me hahahahaha
"Sex Asses have been made irrelevant by technology" what a lewis quote
I was eating soup when Simon said "vibrating C O C K R I N G" and had soup and soup pearl chunks come out my nose.
12:52 😂😂 Why yes, I am laughing at home
My Alexa went off several times during the end of this video. She is always listening.
Man I miss the YogPod so much, glad this series is going on so long.
I would like this video multiple times if I could. Probably the funniest I’ve watched
All those "Alexa" mentions, I'm now worried what my Alexa is going to start recommending 😂
Love the ending 😂😂😂
realised brexit would have an impact!? LEWIS YOU VOTED FOR THAT Xd
Don't mix up your Tenga egg lotion and your mios
Tenga eggs actually are re-usable, but the tenga pre-lubed cup ones in the red tube are single use.
You know what, man? This podcast is a fucking fever dream when you're on cold medicine. I can't tell what I've been listening to wand what I've dreamed up. I keep forgetting that the dog isn't real and I panic every time it gets carelessly jostled around.
Wtf is this episode? I love it.
Best show on yogscast!
the roberto one was disproved a while back. it's just the skin stretched out that long. the actual "stick" is only like 6 inches
I feel “bugger buddy” would be a good name for a sex arse spin off
That gibberish Spanish was actually really good Simon really got the accent right just needs to work on the Spanish 🤣
Hat Films taught me what a Tenga Egg is.
When I read that title I did not expect a truck to be what they were stuck in
The "spit" moment killed me.
9:26
Ah here comes fisto from Fallout new vegas
Simon the sex toy wallet video does exist. You can do what you want with that information.
The existence of a "sex arse" as a product you can buy implies you can buy an arse for non sexual use
so a donkey
I can confirm cats will play with those toys.
My tablet picked up Lewis saying Alexa and jump scared me
Simon actually looks younger in this. He's looking good.
I'm actually crying XD
9:25 There is a video online of a man paying at a shop with coins being shaken out of a nebulously wet fleshlight. I think you probably have enough search terms to find that one.
They should of called it a "C-m Bum"
Lewis is on to something. Call it Alexarse
Okay so a Egg by Tenga isn't as bad as I thought. I was thinking it was so much worse 🤣🤣
@15:46 Simons face Needs to be a meme
9:23 🙈🙈🙈
oh my gosh
second episode in a row they've covered a joke/satire article
Tbh this one's not exactly a joke/satire article; it was genuinely published in a shitty tabloid.
@@davidmurray3542 yeah, a tabloid that is known for joke articles lol
god iv missed simon. hes the only reason a subbed to the yogs in the first place.
Robot is gonna have to be non-human looking, robots attempting to look human is just weird and ineffecient design; bring on the Assaultrons.
Okay but, GLaDOS. I'd assume the position for her.
I need more of this
i work at a machine shop, i measure inches in tenths! especially my peepis! thats the fancy way of saying i listen to the triforce podcast :D
I can never unsee 9:20 🙄🤭
I got lightheaded laughing at that! 😂
"Don't low ball me, I know what I have"
Strawberry what!?.....oh.....I misheard
Yogscast sure has changed...
I got suspended from my job today because I was talking about this video at work feelsbadman
Sometimes we are living in the best timeline.
looking forward to seeing the sex-ass/Google Lewis rant in compilations later this week.
That's an expertly worded title for CZcams filters.
The video pauses every time they say Alexa because my tablet picks it up even though I'm using earphones
Honestly, I'm just surprised I'm not the only one who knew what a Tenga egg was...
"Would you have sex with a robot?" Vaguely relevant: the manga "Boku No Tsuma Wa Kanjou Ga Nai
" or, "My Wife Has No Emotion", a very cutesy and weird little manga (which is pretty much SFW, for the record)
Drink every time either Simon or Lewis say "Sex Arse"
The sex arse thing isn't real, it's from the sport... disappointed in you simon
imagine the size of the truck that can carry 10,000
Does best bits weekly monetize their videos because good luck with any bits from this one
I could listen to hours and hours of those two saying "Sex Arse"
Lewis was really weird on the inches thing for some reason
"Largety" is my new favorite word.
Largety sex arse is my catchphrase now
lorry stuck at Calais...sounds like people are getting a "bum deal"..!
31:28 if only lewis
simons water is too damn close to that edge with the cord next to it
Never forget Lewis going on a rant on twitch about why we should leave the EU :)
Now hold on, not all of us lorry drivers are like... this...
NOW ADMINISTERING THE SUCK😆😆
tbh the first one reminds me of the Japanese octo sex toy, where you and your homies can share a disk.
My problem with the current secs robots is they don't look like robots. I want a secs robot with silver plating and stuff.