10,000 adult butt toys stuck in truck in Calais - Peculiar Portions Podcast #31

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  • @alfredhadesworth9253
    @alfredhadesworth9253 Před 2 lety +91

    I love how much of a good time Lewis and Simon look to be having in this one.

  • @polargriz579
    @polargriz579 Před 2 lety +158

    I just spent the last 15 minutes looking through every Tenga Egg model/type on their store page and I have to say the quality of the vertical split 3D view is widely inconsistent

    • @404killer
      @404killer Před 2 lety

      Ah?

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ Před 2 lety +9

      I also noticed that the packaging and many of their marketing graphics makes it look like it's a product intended for women or some kind of feminine hygiene product when it's obviously an item only males can use, seriously the style they've chosen just immediately made me think of menstrual pads.

    • @theodorebrook-ashmore8174
      @theodorebrook-ashmore8174 Před 2 lety +16

      On a one it says "Inescapable pleasure" which is a hilarious mistranslation.

    • @blitskyriie
      @blitskyriie Před 2 lety

      lolz

  • @Khy._
    @Khy._ Před 2 lety +24

    "Vivid Entertainment, never heard of them, I wonder what they do"
    *really* fucking got me lmao

  • @msnjc007
    @msnjc007 Před 2 lety +48

    This is my favourite Yogscast content these days. Can't beat Simon and Lewis together!

  • @tenebraebr
    @tenebraebr Před 2 lety +20

    The technology rant from Lewis is just.... *mwah* chef's kiss.

  • @adodge2
    @adodge2 Před 2 lety +165

    18.9 inches is almost exactly 48cm. I'm guessing that was the original unit and it got converted for Americans.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi Před 2 lety +17

      I can also say that, for something like measurements like this (where fine accuracy is important) decimals are typically preferred over base2 fractions (half, quarter, eigth, sixteenth, etc) because of ease of notation.

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 Před 2 lety +8

      Inches are also fairly popular in the UK for lengths, for some reason.

    • @iamzid
      @iamzid Před 2 lety +7

      ya but 7/8 is .875 and 18 7/8" is also almost exactly 48cm. like who's counting 0.022 inches? that's less than 1/32 of an inch.

    • @nicksteele9436
      @nicksteele9436 Před 2 lety +8

      @@davidmurray3542 because for some reason people listen to their parents and grandparents who say "iT waS BeTteR iN tHe oLD dAyS"

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak Před 2 lety +1

      @@nicksteele9436 Metric advocates are braindead. No one uses it and if you think you do just take a kilosecond to think about.

  • @jeeb
    @jeeb Před 2 lety +78

    Just spent half an hour staring at an empty whiskey decanter

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 Před 2 lety +3

      just spent half n hour finding pictures of that 19 inch donger

  • @thelastkushbendr7091
    @thelastkushbendr7091 Před 2 lety +137

    Been watching yogscast for a decade now it’s crazy to see how Lewis and Simon have aged over the years

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 Před 2 lety +41

      Soon we will have to call them grandpappie Simon and old vegan cult leader yoga instructor Lewis

    • @The123zoe456
      @The123zoe456 Před 2 lety +18

      started watching them when i was about 9 or 10, grown up with these guys and man im glad i did

    • @Crawfishness
      @Crawfishness Před 2 lety +19

      And yet they still have the exact same chemistry they did back in the day, having a way of making you feel like you're in the conversation with them. Makes me miss the SoI days, when they'd do MC adventure maps and other little games together.

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 Před 2 lety +4

      Almost like they're human beings that exist outside of their CZcams careers 😱

    • @adrianlaode6027
      @adrianlaode6027 Před 2 lety +6

      Honestly they look pretty good now, they was babbies before

  • @simonsonlyfan8600
    @simonsonlyfan8600 Před 2 lety +115

    Y'know... Lewis calling AIs a "fake person" is just one of those things that will get problematic when our Robot Overlords take over.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast Před 2 lety +3

      I saw your name and got excited. Then don't realized it's Fan, not Fans

    • @Joseph-uo3mx
      @Joseph-uo3mx Před 2 lety +1

      is this before or after the climate apocalpyse

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 Před 2 lety +1

      Well, he's not wrong. Flipping an int variable called "happiness" from a 0 to a 1 is not the same thing as the complex chemical states of our brains. Anybody who says "oh well a crude simulation of something is exactly the same thing as the thing itself!" are dumbasses who think they're philosophical geniuses.

  • @adamshepherd3158
    @adamshepherd3158 Před 2 lety +88

    Why is Lewis dressed like a drunk samurai?

    • @kattastic9999
      @kattastic9999 Před 2 lety +8

      Now that you say that, I can't unsee it

    • @PasqualItizzz
      @PasqualItizzz Před 2 lety +13

      More like a geisha after a long shift ;D

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS Před 2 lety +20

      He just came back from Japan, give him some time to reaclimate to UK. Been away soon long

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue Před 2 lety +4

      Bold of you to assume he isn't one.

    • @Novsev9069
      @Novsev9069 Před 2 lety +1

      Whenever it would zoom in on him I thought he looked like a scuffed rebel pilot😂

  • @Shikamaru747
    @Shikamaru747 Před 2 lety +37

    My favorite moment: 16:07 Simon makes Lewis just crack up

  • @Dante...
    @Dante... Před 2 lety +10

    "PREPARING FIST." Had me in stitches! 🤣

  • @murrayfeck
    @murrayfeck Před 2 lety +40

    Just listened to the pod of this. You boys are hilarious!

  • @Amantducafe
    @Amantducafe Před 2 lety +8

    As a native spanish speaker, i love every time these lovely chaps try to speak spanish.

  • @Dotum
    @Dotum Před 2 lety +48

    This one got demonetized so quickly, gotta be a new record.

  • @beardedbovel
    @beardedbovel Před 2 lety +6

    The whole sex arse debacle and the ripples through YogTowers it caused has really entertained me!

  • @whiteRabbot
    @whiteRabbot Před 2 lety +56

    This guy lost his job because of his johnson, why is that? Everybody used to think he's hard at work

  • @phatpolofish
    @phatpolofish Před 2 lety +18

    Should of saved this romantic episode for valentine's day.

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi Před 2 lety +21

    So, while the standard subdivision of inches uses halves (half inch, quarter inch, eighth, sixteenth) when more exact measurements are needed, such as for world/area records or, pardoning the pun, record-keeping, its better for notation to use decimals over fractions. Allows for better accuracy without stupidly massive fractions.

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni Před 2 lety +3

      It was a Mexican man measuring it, but TMZ (an American company) reporting it. I just assumed it was measured in centimetres/millimetres, and converted to inches by multiplying by 2.54/25.4. 18.9 inches is almost _exactly_ 48 centimetres...

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak Před 2 lety +1

      Or you could use points and picas like the computer you're using is to render this text.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi Před 2 lety

      @@YamiOni well, yeah. Im just saying thats why the conversion to inches was written in decimals. And just adding that its not an uncommon way of writing inch measurements, regardless. X3

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter Před 2 lety +8

    Lewis dropping a Triforce reference at 20:13

  • @SprintPaco
    @SprintPaco Před 2 lety +54

    7:40 Lewis likes the brand of "Fornication Fannies" it's kinda his brand of choice

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 Před 2 lety +12

      My first thought when Simon asked for the offbrand name was "bugger bottoms", but fornication fannies is pretty good, too.

    • @liltashmuh
      @liltashmuh Před 2 lety +4

      I thought 'fuck butts' but yours is spectacular in comparison. Chef's kiss to you.

    • @Shikamaru747
      @Shikamaru747 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Caipiranha89 I was thinking "Boink Bums" but yours is better

  • @Speederzzz
    @Speederzzz Před 2 lety +3

    3:58 "It's always useful to have Daff here" sounds so wrong if you forget they mean the dog

  • @CuriousMoth
    @CuriousMoth Před 2 lety +36

    50 seconds in and already Lewis is savaging a lorry driver.

    • @TehSlan
      @TehSlan Před 2 lety +9

      Usually he waits until Friday night!

  • @Xanthanarium
    @Xanthanarium Před 2 lety +12

    For the record, they are massively overthinking Imperial vs Metric in America. Most people who use measurements in a professional and/or international capacity will use metric for their work (chemists, material engineers, etc.) But pretty much everyone uses Imperial for everything else. Fahrenheit, miles, gallons, inches, pounds

    • @iamzid
      @iamzid Před 2 lety +1

      i use decimal feet at work. instead of an inches and eights we have tenths and hundredths. it has something to do with the fact that we generally do earth work and elevation above sea level is measured in decimal feet, so as a result all measurements on our plans are also in decimal feet for consistency.

  • @piratekingndoe6772
    @piratekingndoe6772 Před 2 lety +4

    i love how can see the moments when lewis has to think about what he just said

  • @Mandalore1987
    @Mandalore1987 Před 2 lety +3

    A certain protectron from Fallout new vegas springs to mind when they start talking about uh "pleasure bots" lol
    Fisto: Assume the position!

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi Před 2 lety +1

      Fallout New Vegas taught me so much....

  • @skyhunternjms
    @skyhunternjms Před 2 lety +9

    Lewis: "Are you saying Google is a digital sex arse filled with coins!"

  • @Archphoenix1
    @Archphoenix1 Před 2 lety +28

    "gave up the ghost" is an actual UK idiom? i thougt only in german you say Geist aufgeben. it also begs the question if thats a sx arse exorcism.

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 Před 2 lety +6

      It's used in the USA as well

    • @annoyingewok
      @annoyingewok Před 2 lety +6

      It's a biblical expression, or at least the King James Bible popularised it

    • @praharin
      @praharin Před 2 lety +2

      Sex-arse-ism

  • @bmxdude1337
    @bmxdude1337 Před 2 lety +1

    The very end🤣 I’m dead LoL

  • @Sopaguayaba
    @Sopaguayaba Před 2 lety +2

    First time coming back to my childhood CZcamsrs and Although I’m not interested much into the game play I did find this rather enjoyable to watch and was pretty funny. Thank you guys

  • @nenben8759
    @nenben8759 Před 2 lety +5

    So, milk in the us can be sold by the pint, quart or half gallon, and gallon , and people I've heard about running or walking on foot talk in terms of miles
    Pp is done in inches
    And news articles are notoriously inconsistent in units used

    • @maxwelljohnson6185
      @maxwelljohnson6185 Před 2 lety

      I think you forgot the classic gallon of milk.

    • @nenben8759
      @nenben8759 Před 2 lety

      @@maxwelljohnson6185 my mistake, it's been rectified. I was thinking of both icecream and milk at the moment, so it was kinda spaghetti typing

  • @ProulxS
    @ProulxS Před 2 lety +8

    "This was a couple years back" timestamp show Jan 2021... Nice to see Yoga cast has recovered from backlog so well they are now uploading even before recording will be done in a year or two...

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT Před 2 lety +2

      Listen, it's all a ploy to hide the fact that Lewis is still in Japan, don't let them fool you!

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS Před 2 lety +1

      @@BalthorYT He is now... but not when this will be recorded. That may be why they upload now what they'll record in a couple year?

  • @alexjoeluke
    @alexjoeluke Před 2 lety +1

    Best one for a while! Love these conversations so much.

  • @YamiOni
    @YamiOni Před 2 lety +29

    I can see falling in love with an AI. When you fall in love, you typically don't care _that_ much what the flesh sack looks like (within reason.) So since an AI is just a complex set of electrical signals, and the human mind is a complex set of electrical signals... Falling in love with an AI, assuming it is a suitable simulacrum of the human mind, seems perfectly feasible to me.

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu Před 2 lety +5

      No such AI currently exist in the world

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits Před 2 lety +2

      @@Zamandu Why is that relevant? Also, I doubt that.

    • @georgehh2574
      @georgehh2574 Před 2 lety +1

      Complex AI with emotional intelligence (which doesn't properly exist), yeah maybe.
      A robot simply means a powered mechanical linkage system (or along those lines) and does not mean machine learning or an AI algorithm.
      Apparently 39% of people asked could have an emotional relationship with a metal or plastic robotic system (with a sex toy attached), which is absolute nonsense.
      Either those people don't know what a robot means, or have mental issues and are attracted to inanimate objects.
      Also an Alexa isn't even an AI system, it is voice recognition software linked to a database of words and phrases. Hence, the "sorry I don't know that one" when you ask it something it doesn't know. An AI algorithm would try to adapt.

  • @justinlipkin
    @justinlipkin Před 2 lety +1

    The most shocking thing about this is that Simon imaginarily brought a chocolate bar for 72p! It's not been that price since the start of the 2000s. Add £1 and you'll be getting close to it's actual price

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela Před 2 lety +1

    that "rubber fuckhole" killed me hahahahaha

  • @Poopdahoop
    @Poopdahoop Před 2 lety +6

    "Sex Asses have been made irrelevant by technology" what a lewis quote

  • @TheFirenze114
    @TheFirenze114 Před 2 lety +5

    I was eating soup when Simon said "vibrating C O C K R I N G" and had soup and soup pearl chunks come out my nose.

  • @brickrose9756
    @brickrose9756 Před 5 měsíci

    12:52 😂😂 Why yes, I am laughing at home

  • @MrSpecialKayyy
    @MrSpecialKayyy Před rokem

    My Alexa went off several times during the end of this video. She is always listening.

  • @stevebutters306
    @stevebutters306 Před 2 lety +1

    Man I miss the YogPod so much, glad this series is going on so long.

  • @Ninzumecha
    @Ninzumecha Před 2 lety

    I would like this video multiple times if I could. Probably the funniest I’ve watched

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx Před 2 lety

    All those "Alexa" mentions, I'm now worried what my Alexa is going to start recommending 😂

  • @Sion67Productions
    @Sion67Productions Před 2 lety +3

    Love the ending 😂😂😂

  • @williamzinedineh
    @williamzinedineh Před 2 lety +1

    realised brexit would have an impact!? LEWIS YOU VOTED FOR THAT Xd

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean Před 2 lety +4

    Don't mix up your Tenga egg lotion and your mios

  • @ivantumanov1015
    @ivantumanov1015 Před 2 lety

    Tenga eggs actually are re-usable, but the tenga pre-lubed cup ones in the red tube are single use.

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před 2 lety

    You know what, man? This podcast is a fucking fever dream when you're on cold medicine. I can't tell what I've been listening to wand what I've dreamed up. I keep forgetting that the dog isn't real and I panic every time it gets carelessly jostled around.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat Před 2 lety +2

    Wtf is this episode? I love it.

  • @christinaMattsson
    @christinaMattsson Před 2 lety +1

    Best show on yogscast!

  • @Zuel122
    @Zuel122 Před 2 lety +1

    the roberto one was disproved a while back. it's just the skin stretched out that long. the actual "stick" is only like 6 inches

  • @1927deano
    @1927deano Před 2 lety +4

    I feel “bugger buddy” would be a good name for a sex arse spin off

  • @poncheetos
    @poncheetos Před 2 lety +1

    That gibberish Spanish was actually really good Simon really got the accent right just needs to work on the Spanish 🤣

  • @davidmurray3542
    @davidmurray3542 Před 2 lety +2

    Hat Films taught me what a Tenga Egg is.

  • @Drllp
    @Drllp Před 2 lety +1

    When I read that title I did not expect a truck to be what they were stuck in

  • @CptFUBAR
    @CptFUBAR Před 2 lety +1

    The "spit" moment killed me.

  • @kriegsmanalpharius
    @kriegsmanalpharius Před 2 lety +3

    Ah here comes fisto from Fallout new vegas

  • @CarespankerGuildslayer
    @CarespankerGuildslayer Před 2 lety +4

    Simon the sex toy wallet video does exist. You can do what you want with that information.

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge Před 2 lety +3

    The existence of a "sex arse" as a product you can buy implies you can buy an arse for non sexual use

  • @joannafullerton4869
    @joannafullerton4869 Před rokem

    I can confirm cats will play with those toys.

  • @jacobadlam5862
    @jacobadlam5862 Před 2 lety

    My tablet picked up Lewis saying Alexa and jump scared me

  • @BlueProphet7
    @BlueProphet7 Před 2 lety +1

    Simon actually looks younger in this. He's looking good.

  • @AkiraChan24
    @AkiraChan24 Před 2 lety

    I'm actually crying XD

  • @RyNsWoRLD
    @RyNsWoRLD Před 2 lety +1

    9:25 There is a video online of a man paying at a shop with coins being shaken out of a nebulously wet fleshlight. I think you probably have enough search terms to find that one.

  • @Roguepandagirl
    @Roguepandagirl Před 2 lety +1

    They should of called it a "C-m Bum"

  • @MrStoukaph
    @MrStoukaph Před 2 lety +1

    Lewis is on to something. Call it Alexarse

  • @NeuroticNicky87
    @NeuroticNicky87 Před 2 lety

    Okay so a Egg by Tenga isn't as bad as I thought. I was thinking it was so much worse 🤣🤣

  • @kylehawk9055
    @kylehawk9055 Před 2 lety +1

    @15:46 Simons face Needs to be a meme

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 Před 2 lety

    9:23 🙈🙈🙈
    oh my gosh

  • @ufofanclub
    @ufofanclub Před 2 lety +7

    second episode in a row they've covered a joke/satire article

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 Před 2 lety +5

      Tbh this one's not exactly a joke/satire article; it was genuinely published in a shitty tabloid.

    • @ufofanclub
      @ufofanclub Před 2 lety +3

      @@davidmurray3542 yeah, a tabloid that is known for joke articles lol

  • @chuckledarkly
    @chuckledarkly Před 2 lety

    god iv missed simon. hes the only reason a subbed to the yogs in the first place.

  • @111cvb111
    @111cvb111 Před 2 lety +2

    Robot is gonna have to be non-human looking, robots attempting to look human is just weird and ineffecient design; bring on the Assaultrons.

  • @LoopStricken
    @LoopStricken Před 2 lety +4

    Okay but, GLaDOS. I'd assume the position for her.

  • @theresidentone
    @theresidentone Před 2 lety

    I need more of this

  • @Blitzkrieger17
    @Blitzkrieger17 Před 2 lety +1

    i work at a machine shop, i measure inches in tenths! especially my peepis! thats the fancy way of saying i listen to the triforce podcast :D

  • @MegMyfawnwy
    @MegMyfawnwy Před 2 lety +2

    I can never unsee 9:20 🙄🤭

    • @CptFUBAR
      @CptFUBAR Před 2 lety +1

      I got lightheaded laughing at that! 😂

  • @337amm
    @337amm Před 2 lety

    "Don't low ball me, I know what I have"

  • @akondar
    @akondar Před 2 lety

    Strawberry what!?.....oh.....I misheard

  • @bretcameron9116
    @bretcameron9116 Před 2 lety +4

    Yogscast sure has changed...

  • @Doomtrooper666ttv
    @Doomtrooper666ttv Před 2 lety

    I got suspended from my job today because I was talking about this video at work feelsbadman

  • @MNewton
    @MNewton Před 2 lety

    Sometimes we are living in the best timeline.

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 Před 2 lety

    looking forward to seeing the sex-ass/Google Lewis rant in compilations later this week.

  • @h4724-q6j
    @h4724-q6j Před 2 lety +5

    That's an expertly worded title for CZcams filters.

  • @jacobadlam5862
    @jacobadlam5862 Před 2 lety

    The video pauses every time they say Alexa because my tablet picks it up even though I'm using earphones

  • @LCFTW93
    @LCFTW93 Před 2 lety

    Honestly, I'm just surprised I'm not the only one who knew what a Tenga egg was...

  • @th3voice
    @th3voice Před 2 lety +1

    "Would you have sex with a robot?" Vaguely relevant: the manga "Boku No Tsuma Wa Kanjou Ga Nai
    " or, "My Wife Has No Emotion", a very cutesy and weird little manga (which is pretty much SFW, for the record)

  • @dandefender2
    @dandefender2 Před 2 lety

    Drink every time either Simon or Lewis say "Sex Arse"

  • @BrinPaints
    @BrinPaints Před 2 lety +17

    The sex arse thing isn't real, it's from the sport... disappointed in you simon

    • @ashleyking8851
      @ashleyking8851 Před 2 lety +6

      imagine the size of the truck that can carry 10,000

  • @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802

    Does best bits weekly monetize their videos because good luck with any bits from this one

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread Před 2 lety

    I could listen to hours and hours of those two saying "Sex Arse"

  • @TheKingOfTheHaters
    @TheKingOfTheHaters Před 2 lety +1

    Lewis was really weird on the inches thing for some reason

  • @kerstineksmo
    @kerstineksmo Před 2 lety

    "Largety" is my new favorite word.

    • @lellol118
      @lellol118 Před 2 lety +1

      Largety sex arse is my catchphrase now

  • @laizamailes1265
    @laizamailes1265 Před 2 lety

    lorry stuck at Calais...sounds like people are getting a "bum deal"..!

  • @jamespatric5276
    @jamespatric5276 Před 2 lety

    31:28 if only lewis

  • @krazzykilla8163
    @krazzykilla8163 Před 2 lety

    simons water is too damn close to that edge with the cord next to it

  • @alister_cat
    @alister_cat Před 2 lety +8

    Never forget Lewis going on a rant on twitch about why we should leave the EU :)

  • @jacobholtom7556
    @jacobholtom7556 Před 2 lety

    Now hold on, not all of us lorry drivers are like... this...

  • @nema151
    @nema151 Před 2 lety

    NOW ADMINISTERING THE SUCK😆😆

  • @Ariionix64
    @Ariionix64 Před 2 lety

    tbh the first one reminds me of the Japanese octo sex toy, where you and your homies can share a disk.

  • @ColeTheBug
    @ColeTheBug Před 2 lety

    My problem with the current secs robots is they don't look like robots. I want a secs robot with silver plating and stuff.