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"Iechyd da" means "good health". A traditional toast before drinking. "Pobol y Cwm" means "People of the Valley". It's a Welsh language soap opera that's been airing since 1974 (the BBC's longest running soap opera and probably one of the longest-running in the world). And the Welsh word for a hundred is "cant". Now you get the joke. ("Cant" - like "cent" or "centimetre" or "centenary", except with an "a" instead of an "e", as the Romans occupied Britain and so you see the odd Latin influence in the Welsh language sometimes like this.)
Simon is there something you need to tell us? Are you in the market for cow piss? Maybe fill a tub... Just kinda soaking it all in with a wine glass and candles. Just full on groaning "Oh god yes"
@@ReunionMana I'm pretty sure Lewis has his degree, it's in a YoGPoD somewhere. I think it was Simon who took Astrophysics[citation needed] and dropped out.
@@ReunionMana Lewis actually has a Masters degree, but when you don't practice something for ten years you forget a lot. I had a look through my old notes during the lockdown and barely remembered any of it.
@@ReunionMana No, Lewis not only got his degree, he has a Masters degree in chemistry, and he did work, for a while, as a science writer! But, like, as the saying goes: "if you don't use it, you lose it". He's forgotten it all. Hasn't kept up. Never really fully understood it in the first place - probably just got his degree by revising for exams, and then forgetting it all two weeks later. That sort of thing. I guess there's a lesson there, for the kids, about how you have to think of the brain like a muscle. As you have to regularly lift weights to keep those muscles bulging, you need to regularly use your brain to keep it on top form. Memory works by association, so if you're not regularly recalling facts, they'll slowly get mentally lost down the back of the sofa and you never find it again. So, kids, don't assume that, if you're smart, then you'll remain smart with zero effort. Actually put your brain to use, or you will gradually lose it. And if you need a reminder of this, just look at Lewis talk about science. He has a Masters degree in chemistry. Technically, he is qualified. But, yeah, asking an 8 year old about science will net you more reliable information than any of the crap that Lewis typically spits out.
@@ReunionMana it was Simon who didn't finish his degree, Lewis did get one in chemistry but as you've said he's likely forgotten the vast majority of it.
I grew up on a dairy farm, cows are pretty smart animals, they remember directions to and from the fields where they need to go to get milked, they are also quirky animals, we had this one cow years ago when we would run them for milking time it would stand in the middle of the road and refused to move until it gets a hug from one of us, then we had this cade lamb that grew up thinking it was a sheep dog, it even helped our dogs run the cows in to get milked too
I love that Lewis went on a full rant about teaching animals to potty in the potty and that was the first step into integration. Like, a dog and cat could start getting a home loan and go ownerless by choice.
urine used to be a collected even before gunpowder. It was a literal job. Piss merchants would buy urine in cities, and let it sit for 2 weeks were it would turn a portion of it to ammonia and they would then sell the stuff so people could bleach their clothes or sell it to weavers so they could wash the wool I think piss merchants date back even to the roman empire and before. Piss became valuable with blackpowder to make gun potassium nitrate, one of the 3 ingredients the others being sulfur and charcoal. Other fun fact is that the lad who discovered gunpowder was some mad Asian alchemist who tried to make a potion of immortality. when you know that potassium nitrate was made with piss, you better fucking understand this dude was drinking that stuff
The discussion about that guy's porn collection reminds me of when I was a much younger lad and I went to a friends house to hang out. His parents just bought him a new bed frame and mattress so they were going to start moving his old bed out and he didn't have time to hide his porn magazines because they had been gone all day and never told him they were buying him the new bed. His mom lifted up the old mattress and saw about 50 or so magazines and called her husband in. His dad laughs and starts throwing the magazines up into the as if he was throwing money and making it rain shouting, "Pornos for everybody!" He never had to throw the magazines away, though he told me things were awkward for him for a while. That story still makes me laugh every time it gets brought up between some of our mutual friends and I.
My parents were antique dealers and there was one year they bought a lot of vintage Playboys from the 60s and they sat in our office in a giant stack, so they do take up a load of space.
Antique and collectables dealer here! What Simon said is pretty much correct, in the porn game it's all about rarity/condition but also genre and the stars of the pornography( in print or film). I bought about 200 dvds of one particular porn star and they were all worth around £100 each. Vintage gay pornography is also particularly rare and desirable due to obvious historical circumstances. The more niche the sex act the more desirable usually - bondage magazines are quite collectable. The problem is that the stuff is quite hard to sell online as eBay is very prudish! They only really allow the sale of certain brands (namely playboy - which isn't quite as pornographic as people think).
@@mattymerr701 ahh yes I should have specified that the collectable/saleable pornography I'm talking about has to be at least pre mid 1990s to be worth anything. As you say BDSM is a lot more popular today - along with many other genres - which only increases the value of vintage porn due to the lower stock of it being produced pre 1990.
Lewis - "I just want to know why they need a separate place to capture the pee" Lewis is aware that cows don't just pee. If you have sloped grates everywhere you'll get a lot more than just the pee. If he wants to process that slurry, by all means! Otherwise, I'd be on board training them to go to a specific location....
As someone who didnt live close enough to any woods growing up, I'm still wildly unsure whether the whole "finding porn out in the woods," thing is real or not. And im scared to ask
I grew up on a farm out on the countryside, and we kids used to play in the woods all the time. We did in fact find a soggy carton box full of waterlogged porn magazines once on a dirtroad in the forest. We spirited away the least damaged magazines to a tree house we had built in the woods and from that point onwards we lost our innocence forever
As a Welshman, I never thought I'd get to use my language, but for anyone wondering, 100 in Welsh is "cant", pronounced very similarly to a certain explicative.
OMG reminds me of school! Before the net (yes I'm an old yog nought) and you had the "porn bush". Random porn mags on the walk home. What a treat that was :P
3:10 I really hate to shit on this parade but animals can NOT talk, no matter how trained or intelligent they are, it's worth reading/watching about Koko the Gorilla. They can use disjointed words on their own to mean specific things but can not string multiple words to mean something more complex, and they don't wait for response from the person they are communicating with, which means they can't talk by definition. It's a human only trait. (Koko for example was always prompted by her owner, and videos of her were HEAVILY edited)
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"Iechyd da" means "good health". A traditional toast before drinking.
"Pobol y Cwm" means "People of the Valley". It's a Welsh language soap opera that's been airing since 1974 (the BBC's longest running soap opera and probably one of the longest-running in the world).
And the Welsh word for a hundred is "cant". Now you get the joke.
("Cant" - like "cent" or "centimetre" or "centenary", except with an "a" instead of an "e", as the Romans occupied Britain and so you see the odd Latin influence in the Welsh language sometimes like this.)
Simon is there something you need to tell us? Are you in the market for cow piss? Maybe fill a tub... Just kinda soaking it all in with a wine glass and candles. Just full on groaning "Oh god yes"
Sometimes you forget Lewis is infact a Chemist and not just a small Lebanese child.
Is it still is, or would it be was?
I swear that question makes sense.
@@ReunionMana I'm pretty sure Lewis has his degree, it's in a YoGPoD somewhere. I think it was Simon who took Astrophysics[citation needed] and dropped out.
@@ReunionMana Lewis actually has a Masters degree, but when you don't practice something for ten years you forget a lot. I had a look through my old notes during the lockdown and barely remembered any of it.
@@ReunionMana No, Lewis not only got his degree, he has a Masters degree in chemistry, and he did work, for a while, as a science writer!
But, like, as the saying goes: "if you don't use it, you lose it". He's forgotten it all. Hasn't kept up. Never really fully understood it in the first place - probably just got his degree by revising for exams, and then forgetting it all two weeks later. That sort of thing.
I guess there's a lesson there, for the kids, about how you have to think of the brain like a muscle. As you have to regularly lift weights to keep those muscles bulging, you need to regularly use your brain to keep it on top form. Memory works by association, so if you're not regularly recalling facts, they'll slowly get mentally lost down the back of the sofa and you never find it again.
So, kids, don't assume that, if you're smart, then you'll remain smart with zero effort. Actually put your brain to use, or you will gradually lose it.
And if you need a reminder of this, just look at Lewis talk about science. He has a Masters degree in chemistry. Technically, he is qualified. But, yeah, asking an 8 year old about science will net you more reliable information than any of the crap that Lewis typically spits out.
@@ReunionMana it was Simon who didn't finish his degree, Lewis did get one in chemistry but as you've said he's likely forgotten the vast majority of it.
The geep segment is probably the funniest yet.
Agreed
Geeps exist
They called chabinos
Having a 'geep segment' does not sound nice if you remove the context
I grew up on a dairy farm, cows are pretty smart animals, they remember directions to and from the fields where they need to go to get milked, they are also quirky animals, we had this one cow years ago when we would run them for milking time it would stand in the middle of the road and refused to move until it gets a hug from one of us, then we had this cade lamb that grew up thinking it was a sheep dog, it even helped our dogs run the cows in to get milked too
I love that Lewis went on a full rant about teaching animals to potty in the potty and that was the first step into integration. Like, a dog and cat could start getting a home loan and go ownerless by choice.
i mean, a cat actually looks for better owners for extra food.
There is no higher dopamine kick than a new Peculiar Portions
@Fun With Minerals okay “fun with minerals” lol
This episode was like a fever dream. Top quality content
"slippery wet oily butts"
Introduced to the concept of a sheep/goat hybrid, Lewis - who is vegan - first through is "what would that taste like?"
18:10 Actually very good acting from Simon
I look forward to ‘Geep research’ being one of the Jingle Jam charities.
I am crying laughing from the Geep bit. Genius.
urine used to be a collected even before gunpowder. It was a literal job. Piss merchants would buy urine in cities, and let it sit for 2 weeks were it would turn a portion of it to ammonia and they would then sell the stuff so people could bleach their clothes or sell it to weavers so they could wash the wool I think piss merchants date back even to the roman empire and before. Piss became valuable with blackpowder to make gun potassium nitrate, one of the 3 ingredients the others being sulfur and charcoal. Other fun fact is that the lad who discovered gunpowder was some mad Asian alchemist who tried to make a potion of immortality. when you know that potassium nitrate was made with piss, you better fucking understand this dude was drinking that stuff
"Let's not beat around the bush. Like they do in --" omg Lewis 😂
The daguerreotype joke slayed me. Favorite thing about lewis is his obscure knowledge about the strangest things.
The discussion about that guy's porn collection reminds me of when I was a much younger lad and I went to a friends house to hang out. His parents just bought him a new bed frame and mattress so they were going to start moving his old bed out and he didn't have time to hide his porn magazines because they had been gone all day and never told him they were buying him the new bed. His mom lifted up the old mattress and saw about 50 or so magazines and called her husband in. His dad laughs and starts throwing the magazines up into the as if he was throwing money and making it rain shouting, "Pornos for everybody!" He never had to throw the magazines away, though he told me things were awkward for him for a while. That story still makes me laugh every time it gets brought up between some of our mutual friends and I.
I died laughing at “Pornos for everybody!” part
Maybe shouldn't have been throwing them around... Lol
My parents were antique dealers and there was one year they bought a lot of vintage Playboys from the 60s and they sat in our office in a giant stack, so they do take up a load of space.
What a beautiful ending quote: "Well, that was a load of shit."
Love you guys. ❤
"Geep... You've Googled the word geep." - That set me off.
23:31 Mice have been trained to drive (mouse sized) cars.
Maybe there is a future in self-driving cows and geeps.
Antique and collectables dealer here! What Simon said is pretty much correct, in the porn game it's all about rarity/condition but also genre and the stars of the pornography( in print or film). I bought about 200 dvds of one particular porn star and they were all worth around £100 each. Vintage gay pornography is also particularly rare and desirable due to obvious historical circumstances. The more niche the sex act the more desirable usually - bondage magazines are quite collectable. The problem is that the stuff is quite hard to sell online as eBay is very prudish! They only really allow the sale of certain brands (namely playboy - which isn't quite as pornographic as people think).
I would have thought bondage would be like the most common of common. It seems like everyone and their uncle is into it with the amount I see it
@@mattymerr701 ahh yes I should have specified that the collectable/saleable pornography I'm talking about has to be at least pre mid 1990s to be worth anything. As you say BDSM is a lot more popular today - along with many other genres - which only increases the value of vintage porn due to the lower stock of it being produced pre 1990.
@@TheMrRobwhite yeah, that makes sense
Simon's face at 15:08 is a priceless treasure
Cut that, Alex! . One wonders, exactly what has cut?
Pretty sure Simon said “swap.avi”. That was a scat fetish porno “commissioned” by members of the something awful forums.
@@Lynxifer Yikes!
@@Lynxifer ta ta
Alright internet, I know there are experts at reading lips out there; what did he say at 38:33
Wish I could help T-T trying desperately here lol
I believe someone figured it out and made the comment under General Error's comment.
I LOVE THIS SHITE, I don't even know why but I could watch these two waffles on for hours. 😂😂
Lewis - "I just want to know why they need a separate place to capture the pee"
Lewis is aware that cows don't just pee. If you have sloped grates everywhere you'll get a lot more than just the pee. If he wants to process that slurry, by all means! Otherwise, I'd be on board training them to go to a specific location....
This is my favorite educational podcast
I've learned so much!! 😂
My god Simon, that pick up of the "unt" cup was expertly timed good sir!
One of my favorites since the Yogpod days! Love the banter
What a good episode to have dinner to
The incredible timing of 'And then we can drink it', INSTANTLY followed by an ad saying 'download your favourite podcasts' nearly killed me xD
Stale piss was used to get grease out of wool and close the fibres in cotton.
please do a shirt of simon saying 'do you need this copy of BIG JUGS?' xD
As someone who didnt live close enough to any woods growing up, I'm still wildly unsure whether the whole "finding porn out in the woods," thing is real or not. And im scared to ask
I grew up on a farm out on the countryside, and we kids used to play in the woods all the time. We did in fact find a soggy carton box full of waterlogged porn magazines once on a dirtroad in the forest.
We spirited away the least damaged magazines to a tree house we had built in the woods and from that point onwards we lost our innocence forever
Gonna also attest to it being real.
Yes it's true!
This one was even more brilliant than usual! Keep it up
I am an owner of a weird-horseshoe-toilet-carpet-piss-sponge, and PROUD! I will not be silenced!
hahahaha, when Simon called out Lewis on seeing all the different kinds, omg had me dying.
As a Welshman, I never thought I'd get to use my language, but for anyone wondering, 100 in Welsh is "cant", pronounced very similarly to a certain explicative.
I needed this after this shite week. Fuck, you both are so fantastic. Keep em comin', lads!
OMG reminds me of school! Before the net (yes I'm an old yog nought) and you had the "porn bush". Random porn mags on the walk home. What a treat that was :P
Omg a reference to my all-time favourite film by my all-time favourite lads of CZcams, what a day
My nan has a carpet horseshoe... but she says it's so she is not stepping on cold floor, it's not like she's squatting down and pissing on it
This episode was a freaking fever dream. What is being discussed?! Hahaha! This is crazy and I love it! Top quality content!
I love Simon's PP, please keep making them!
listening to these on spotify at work and then coming home to watch the videos straight after is my biggest personality trait
Loved their DragonsDen segment!
Geep, wonderful segment. Oh wait it was about pissing cows. Fucking hell🤣
More PP for the collection
9:21 "...rounded up and gassed..." *hard pan* *zoom in*
After talking about astroturf...
I love Simon's PP so much 😂
literally two topics this week
My toilet is actually just a tree with hole in, I piss in it and it sucks up all the piss
I don’t know what they bleeped out, but based on Lewis’s reaction I really want to know
Im glad im not the only one
Me too, always makes me curious
we need the 'expert' to make an appearance and enlighten us
I think someone figured it out and made a comment under General Error's comment.
I keep my treasures in my Amazon Kindle library . It has plotlines.
how did simon come up with step- ankle on the spot, genius!
Absolutely love Simon🤣🤣
That dragons den impression is 10/10
David Dickinson strikes me as the kind of man that would know the value of collectable porn
The geeps are driving the jeeps.
Why oh why oh why do I keep putting this on when I'm having my tea?
You two are god damn legends.
I was just rewatching previous episodes!!
That mug is amazing
ok lip readers, you're up
yes please
as an older gamer i love the fact you two exisit with me
34:34 they broke the image in half, but it is on the thumbnail!
Geep... Is that a new variety of strawnana? :)
Lewis the vegan: do you think the geep tastes different than lamb
😂
Peculiar portions is like YoGPoD season 2
I said cowcumber the exact second Simon did haha
Heaven help Lewis if his dad or mum watches this video! Would you now!
"only get one or the udder"
Cut the grass, the homeowner association is looking at your pots
Well hello there Simons.
Lewis the chemist. All I need is some air...
there are a lot of carved wooden knobs in bali
ahhh missing kinda the Tea Quotations from random thinkers of the old times ... :D
Pets pressing buttons for words isn't unique to one dog, tons of dogs and cats have been trained to do that.
well you're quite well come, and you're welcome as well.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cow Piss!
What are you doing step-ankle?!
I'm pretty sure they went over the "Adult material" court case in a previous episode.
07:13 Parsec Pals gifts FTW. Not we just need a lil baby somewhere....
What did this progress into by the end hahahaha
I need that mug
Geep meat: Mutton to it.
What is the animal news today!? 🤔
I dont wanna be gassed... I have the little horseshoe of material... I wash it twice a week with the bathmat that matches...
Get Some Geep in ya Gob.
Nothing wrong with a chicken and pickle sandwich, it's top notch.
Goat sheep hybridization already exists
The hybrids are called chabinos and they are quite cute
nice mug simon
The Yogscast steadies my nerves much like a drink.
38:30 I want to know so bad what Simon said.
I mean Lewis had them cut it and have you heard half the shit that comes out of HIS mouth?
If a sheep goat hybrid is called a geep, would the baby be called a lid or kamb? lamb+kid
another peculiar portions lessgo
:D well hi there simon and lewis
the welsh word for microwave is popty ping
3:10 I really hate to shit on this parade but animals can NOT talk, no matter how trained or intelligent they are, it's worth reading/watching about Koko the Gorilla. They can use disjointed words on their own to mean specific things but can not string multiple words to mean something more complex, and they don't wait for response from the person they are communicating with, which means they can't talk by definition. It's a human only trait. (Koko for example was always prompted by her owner, and videos of her were HEAVILY edited)
There is a market for Calpis
Hi nerds