r/Maliciouscompliance IT'S THE LAW!
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r/Maliciouscompliance You have to follow the rules! Even when the rules are dumb, evil, and just plain wrong. But in these stories, clever people have figured out that they can work within the rules to maliciously comply to cruel bosses and customers to get their own form of justice. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
I like people who like this video
I don't they suck
rSlash thatâs nice
Hi :DD
Same
Gaming Grotto *>:C*
Honestly, if the last guy went to the escape room, it would be too easy for him.
It's just a copy from a doctor story
He escaped before it started
He'd probably escape out of the escape room's vault with all the money in hand.
If I go to an escape room, I'll bring a lockpicking kit lmao
He escaped the system!!
A target telling the story?
That IS a rarity.
No, Rarity is a white unicorn with a purple mane that doesn't leave the best first impression but is really nice when you get to know her.
Sorry, I had to.
@@Huntracony hehehehe, nice
@@Huntracony Love this answer!
You gotta respect someone who's on the receiving end of that though, and can laugh it off and just be like "Yeah, you got me, good one" instead of being a bitch about it.
Yeah
7:05 - It's a duck suit. You can tell it's not a chicken because he isn't in an over-the-top fist-fight with Peter Griffin.
He scheduled that for after the meeting to let off the built up steam from the encounter.
well itâs in Australia, itâs the Big Angry Chickenâs Aussie cousin
I think it's kinda wholesome that the last guy didn't get super annoyed, he was just like 'aw man you got us good, nice one mate' and had a laugh about it.
I really hope that escape room place never fixes that loophole, and instead turns it into their booking escape room
rSlash: "welcome to r/maliciouscomplience where your wish is my command"
me: "I wish that rSlash would give me a free t-shirt" ... "you know for exposure"
alex fernandez just a ripped up t-shirt, you didn't specify!
Illegal move. I'm calling the police
I want his channel. I've been working hard lately, and I deserve it.
rSlash: "You didn't say which says, colour etc. Hehehe..."
Heâll introduce you to a former prisoner named Tarry Shirt.
I loved the last story. The moment the cancellation policy was explained I knew how it would end, but I loved the person's attitude and that they shared a MC story where they were on the receiving end
That last story though, that was pretty clever of the client, well played.
When someone mentions they have a vid
Rslash: please I would like to put this on CZcams
no shit
Yeah. The sad thing is though, heâs probably never going to get one of those videos.
One day. One day! He'll get one
I bet he's just stock piling them
@@generalbacon7476 Gotta have something *truly* spectacular when the 2 mil special rolls around, or how else will you top the face reveal? đ
Me: *Hits like button*
Like Button: *Turns gray*
Me: *Laughs maliciously*
Ooh he got bamboozled
Btw whats your favourite part of naruto
@@Aramanela probably in Shippuden when Pain comes to destroy Konoha. Either that or during his first mission arc battling Zabuza. Some serious ass themes there in those arcs
@@itachiswill5263 i love that part too like almighty push when everyone goes flying but when pain vs naruto it seems alot weaker
@GlassyRS whats WroNg BrO âą__âą
Logic of the first story:
"yo everyone I work with imma take a massive s*** in your toilet, brb"
DonutCutie love how it sounds so chill
I think the first one said they work from home
I love the folks who trolled classmates who copied their school work. đđđ
Deanna Jackson that story is from a South Park episode if you wanna watch the whole thing lol. Pretty sure the OP copied it
That reminds me one time in school we had textbook and at the back of each chapter was some question mostly multiple choice and for one chapter I circled all the wrong answers in the book and some idiot actually copied the answer down and turned it in.
Major respect for the last one, not just for the client, but the worker as well. Most would freak out, he didn't, he saluted him đ
dude I love how that dude at the end handled being maliciously complied to like he was super chill about it and I thought that was great
That last story is like the one with the dentist who would charge for appointment cancellations that were within 24 hours of said appointment. Dude called in and wanted to cancel it, the receptionist said there would be a fee, as of which he immediately asked to reschedule a week from that day, then once it was confirmed, he asked to cancel it.
Perfection.
Me sees the thumbnail:
Also me: Why can I hear running in the 90's
KANSEI DORIFTO!?
I thought of Rslash singing running in the 90s because of the thumbnail
great now i'm runnig in the 90's
Initial D, by any chance? xD
See I heard Deja vu
I'm in 10th grade now but once in 9th grade someone tried to get me to tell him an answer on a history test we were about 5 feet from the teacher and I was closer and I said loud enough for the whole class to hear "no I will not help you cheat by telling you the answer"
The story with the money restriction is great :) not only does he get some kind of revenge, but at the same time heâs not wasting the money by throwing away food or some such; heâs helping those in need
Love how some of these stories have featured a few people from the UK, its comforting to know that stupidity is universal.
"Gettin' up here, Boss!" "Gettin' up there, Luke..." "Puttin' 'em on here, Boss!" "You put 'em on there, Luke..."
What we have here, is a failure to communicate...
*Guns N' Roses Civil War riff starts* See some men, you just cain't reach
@@WingZero172 This is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
Any man donât send an afk email spends a night in the box.
The last one was like my dad at a dentist appointment he couldnât make
4 Denny's ads? I skipped over it the first, second and third times, and yet CZcams somehow thinks I'll watch it the 4th time? Ooookay.
Ya want some Denny's ?
Ads? What's that?
You've never heard of adblock then?
Lol I only got 1 ad....and it wasn't Denny's lmao
@@MiniDemonic idk man
The last story, I feel like I remember one like it, but from the customer's perspective. I wonder if they were the same story.
No, It was an appointment for a check-up in a hospital
nah that format is a quite popular, either as anecdotes or jokes. I assume the Scottish dude had heard it and and decided to try it. most systems allowing both refunds and rescheduling (or something to that effect) have clauses on their policies forbidding both. OP likely amended his too.
Stop! You violated the law!
*Now pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.*
Oh no the anime police!
@@user-zg5ur9ru7x imma call teh ASMR police
@@user-zg5ur9ru7x you won't see em coming. I'll just say that
@@user-zg5ur9ru7x imma stop you right there, what?
Rslash loves his mom
edit: I ment job but I'm not changing it
That last guy had a big brain moment.
On that last story, I saw that coming once I heard the cancellation policy. Well done OP for 'understanding' instead of blowing up at the customer.
The NFL Team that would have picked him got off lucky.
It probably would have been my Giants too
@@loganleighton8161 nah, heâs Raiders material
@@bostonrailfan2427 yep
3:50 to 7:00
That wasn't malicious compliance or petty/pro revenge that was the ULTRA MALICIOUS REVENGE
He escaped the escape room before he even got in it. I love it
Similar story to the cheating school,
So I was in high school and I was kinda the smart, quiet, nerdy guy that everyone messed with. But they all wanted to be my friend when it came to wanting answers to quiz's and tests and homework. So in one of the classes I was in, we had a project to do and it counted 25% of our final grade. When the time came to start the project we were each paired up with a partner...not by our choosing. And I got paired with the big dumbass jock in school. He was a big strong dude. But he had zero brains. He said "hey can you do this? I have a lot of football practice to do." In my head really? Are you fucking kidding me? I said sure whatever. I did all the work, all the research, the presentation, everything while he was playing football. When the time came to present our final product, the teacher asked who did what portion, before he even opened his mouth I said with a straight face I did everything while me football was playing with a bunch of other guys and with balls. It was dead silent. Except for a few close friends who were ready to laugh. The teacher was dumbfounded. Needless to say, I got an 90% while me football got a 0. The teacher pulled me to the side after class and said the reason I am passing you is because of the comeback and insult you had. Fucking epic.
He found an escape clause to OPâs escape room.
11:00 Let me guess; someone reschedules for more than 24 hours later and then immediately cancels? EDIT: Called it.
The guy who went to those meetings in a chicken suit deserves gold.
Violets are red
Roses are blue
The law is the law
Iâll sue u
Sees Chicken Suit 7:06
Me: Isn't that a Duck Suit?!!??
Am I the only one who thought of the â itâs the law when travelingâ story?
Same my mans Yung cash register AKA lil broomstick.
BTW everytime I listen to puppy bloopers and you try to convince him it's time to work I get an image of Hugo with the "Doubt" meme in a thought bubble beside his begging face. It never fails to make me smile. Thx for the little bright spot in my day.
LMAO! That sneaky Scot. Good one, mate...the Buchanan Clan salutes you!
2:39 I used to do this too whenever I knew someone was cheating off me. Works every time.
I just turned away so the SOB couldn't see my paper.
@@jjohnston94 yeah that works but it's more fun when you see their faces after they get their grades back.
@@dragonranger8456 Oh, it was plenty satisfying. He stopped working and got real fidgety. Started checking his watch every couple of minutes, etc.
Me barely finishing my exams on-time WITHOUT going through twice to erase and rewrite it
That last one really sounds like a previous story on this channel.
The last one was like the one where OP wanted to cancel his appointment, but it was to close to his appointment date, and he would need to pay a cancelation fee, so he rescheduled to a time in the next week, and then when it was officially changed, he cancelled his appointment.
Picking a fight with a Scot can be the last thing you do. Wonderfully scary bastards.
The last one was my favorite. I literally laughed out loud!đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€ŁđđŸđđŸđđŸ
One day rslash WILL get a video.
Last story, the guy on the phone pulled a legitimate Big Brain Moment
That last guy is a hero! Need to remember that one if ever I'm in a similar situation.
Why is the person so surprised with the guy I thought about â Just reschedule the get refundâ but the I thought they had that covered already
3:15
Hmmmm that sounds familiar
Sounds like
R/thathappened
The last one is a copy from a doctor story
I used to work in telemarketing (got fired few days ago, thank god, less hassle for me) and let me tell you, be it inbound sales or outbound appointments such as in this story... all I'm saying is, death is a preferable alternative to this garbage.
I knew exactly where that last one was going as soon as the refund policy was revealed.
I love how this video is classified as Comedy
Those were a lot of "so"'s in those stories...
I can't unhear it now
Oh god. That first story reminded me of the same thing happening to mom at her job when she started a few years ago. She now has her annoying boss' job. XD
Iâve also heard that the method used in the escape room malicious compliance also works with some hotel booking cancellations.
7:21 I read "I'm a business communist"
For the escape room.story the loop hole was too obvious I don't know how they didn't find it
My boss asked me why I went to the bathroom so often.
Her face dropped when I told her it was because I have IBS.
Donât wanna know gross stuff than mind your business
đ€Ł smart booking
Thank you for uploading daily Rslash
A quote I love sums up the last story.
âYou are Technically Correct. The best kind of Correct!â
I love it when managers step over bills to pick up pennies
13:12
That guy is a genius!
Op: makes MC reddit post
Karen: Why do I hear boss music?
I ainât wierd
I am limited edition
I wouldnât even be mad if someone maliciously complied with me like that. Iâd be too impressed with them coming up with that on the spot
On that last story, I'm like '...I know exactly where this is headed. Obvious loophole is obvious.'
Yesss daily dose of rSlash is here wooooo
Boo
@@ShitStainedBallSack then why are you in the comments of a video you don't like
That last one: many people reschedule like that for hotels, flights, etc. Etc. for the exact. Same. Reason. This is nothing new, not original.
might be true, but what if that dude actually thinked and found the solution on his own?
And for us, 1st time listeners who never knew this it was really funny.
Pretty sure r/slash had another video where a doctor's appointment was cancelled that way too.
7thlittleleopard he did
Yeah my old dentist had the same policy. Same-day cancellations resulted in a service charge, but rescheduling for a later date did not. Since the receptionist was also the office manager I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have let you get away with that on the same call, but like if you rescheduled for two weeks, then called back a week later after so the call wasn't fresh in her memory you could probably have gotten away with that.
23Fists I mean just because it isnât original doesnât make it any less enjoyable that the person did it
The last one was a nice twist on MC. Nice to see a nice customer beat the system.
Last story is a reminder that you should never try to get between a Scot and their money.
I canât stop laughing everyone on my fathers side of the family went to Texas A&M
Usually it's the football player doing the copying, not getting copied off of.
4-40! Euro a day
Im in ireland and that lasts me my Entire week! :(
That last story was GENIUS!
I was eating cereal and laughed when he said. "I guess he found the hidden exit to the escape room."
Now I have milk on my pants
Give me my universe I want it
You sure your name isn't "Karen Espinosa"? Lol.
As a 3rd rounder, heâd have been lucky if he even made it on to a final roster...unless his last name is Brady
I want to see Op in a literal chicken suit to these meetings. Would be so funny. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
OMFG the most ironic and hilarious thing just happened. While watching/reading/listening to this I get the pleasure of watching an ad about reeses pieces in the peanut butter cups and at the end of it, the speaker says the most halarious thing I could ever hear. KAREN in FINANCES will be FURIOUS!!! I am dying right now
Ooooh I LOVE this sub. There's just a warm tingling sensation it gives you. Mmmm.
Good morning everyone! Tell someone they're beautiful today.
**SPREAD POSITIVITY**
@@unicornsprinkles3277 I never said it had to be a stranger. And from my experience, it makes people quite happy. It doesn't even have to be "You're beautiful", just be a nice bean.
Hey onions in the fridge, your layer are beautiful
BeAnOutcast | UGH! That is not nice enough! How dare you be so rude! *Screams*
@@unicornsprinkles3277 You are really beautiful. I like the smooth, round shape of u down there đ
@@ayxtic2768 oh sorry do you want Outcast to get *YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND VACCINES CAUSE DEATH AND AUTISM* on a diamond studded, gold plaque, with the receipt just for you?
That last story was sheer genius!
at least the person running the escape room was a good sport about it. that one is great.
rSlash: hit that like button!
Me: *unlikes the video*
3 views 58 comments and 144 likes, great work CZcams
Thing is my phone says 1
view
Picture checks out.
One time: 14 comments 0 views 3 likes
gotta love hearing stories from the person who received the malicious compliance
As a person who had missed a question all the time during school, it doesn't take 10 mins to check 29 boxes and answer/randomly check the missed one. You still remember your answers. He just legit didn't know shit and wanted to copy op's answers. No regrets needed.
Im litteraly at church watching this lol and FIRST COMMENT.
Day 44 of asking for an episode of r/antimlm
The Texas A&M got me. Lol. An Aggie does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolorate those who do...
That last guy is on a whole other level of escape rooms and intalect
If Rslash doesnt heart and pin this comment...
...Im sueing
Ok
I woke up
I met a girl
I kissed her
I married her
I cried
Now read it 2, 3, 4, 1, 5
I gotta say, props to the last guy for taking his defeat on the chin
"bean counter" what a great word, reminded me of the BOFH stories :)
That last guy was a freaking genius.
As for the last one, you will find that it works in A LOT of places
If that last guy had gone through the escape room, he woulda been done in 5 minutes
The last bit makes for a good lesson for when booking hotels XD