r/Maliciouscompliance Kid: "I WANT YOUR HOTTEST HOT SAUCE!" Me: "OK"

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +1453

    What would you do if an entitled brat DEMANDED to try your stores hottest hot sauce?

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 Pƙed 4 lety +186

      Give him it...
      Its simple

    • @henderson9134
      @henderson9134 Pƙed 4 lety +56

      Well...Let then burn in heck (coopa made me I’m sorry 😂)

    • @keepit100lucky7
      @keepit100lucky7 Pƙed 4 lety +30

      rSlash simple give it to him in a shot

    • @ElectroshockCZ
      @ElectroshockCZ Pƙed 4 lety +40

      Give it to him and tell him Here but you cant give it back :-)

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy Pƙed 4 lety +16

      I would definitely give the hot sauce to them. 😉

  • @GabrielHellborne
    @GabrielHellborne Pƙed 4 lety +178

    I love that; "you can't sell food here" "we're not, we're selling napkins; the food is complementary"

    • @paulscarvexx6911
      @paulscarvexx6911 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      Fun. But wouldn't work, people tried that during alcohol prohibition and while the sale of Pot was illigal. It's tantamount to just selling the item and that loophole is very closed.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Pƙed 3 lety +13

      @@paulscarvexx6911 OK, but that's a literal controlled substance. Several people have tried and _succeeded_ in the "selling napkins, not the food on them" trick. Some have done so by "selling bottles of water, the food is complimentary". Of course, I think at least one of those stories was more to get around some incredibly stupid tax on the food they wanted to sell that didn't apply to anyone but them.

    • @erichanastacio9695
      @erichanastacio9695 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      There's a meme on CZcams and a picture on the background saying "Selling of bottled water is prohibited"... In the front was a peanut stand selling "One Peanut for 1$.... with a free bottled water"
      LOL đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @hunterwulfstern6121
    @hunterwulfstern6121 Pƙed 4 lety +209

    EM: *Eats Hot Sauce*
    Morgan Freeman: It was at that moment he knew, he f****d up.

  • @emmote77
    @emmote77 Pƙed 4 lety +780

    I love the stories that get the offender back with their own words. It's just too good.

  • @PrepWork
    @PrepWork Pƙed 4 lety +655

    That hot sauce is literally higher in the Scoville scale than a police issued pepper spray.

    • @stephenfigiel6698
      @stephenfigiel6698 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      Preposteruss as god intended

    • @rae6878
      @rae6878 Pƙed 4 lety +40

      Now we arm our police officers with hot sauce water balloons.

    • @nathansingleton7532
      @nathansingleton7532 Pƙed 4 lety +72

      @@rae6878 Imagine that hot sauce being converted into gas, and then using that same gas for tear gas grenades
      _Now that's a warcrime lol_

    • @rae6878
      @rae6878 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Nathan Singleton you saw my vision and made it better. Thank you.

    • @theghost7277
      @theghost7277 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Its delicious btw I use it to make salsa.

  • @gonun69
    @gonun69 Pƙed 4 lety +459

    Don't know the details of their contract, but these 15 employees that got fired might could sue for wrongfull termination. There was no way for them to clock in on time and yet they were fired for it.

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      @Asligne Cullen a lot states are at will so anything that doesn't fall under the forbidden list is sometimes legal.

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Pƙed 4 lety +33

      @Asligne Cullen this is a public forum. Grow up and get used to it!

    • @guywholikesgoodmusic
      @guywholikesgoodmusic Pƙed 4 lety +39

      @Asligne Cullen Nobody asked for grammar lessons, either. Yet here we are.

    • @gonun69
      @gonun69 Pƙed 4 lety +27

      @Asligne Cullen Yes, "might could" is grammatically incorrect. But so is your use of "their". We are in the comment section of a CZcams video and not in a classroom. So calm down you wannabe grammar nazi.

    • @Torsin2000
      @Torsin2000 Pƙed 4 lety +19

      @Asligne Cullen I hate to correct you but, 'could sue' is incorrect as the meaning of the OP is slightly different. If you wanted to be pedantic you would remove the 'could' and make it 'might sue'. Of course it would be better to restructure that portion of the sentence entirely to something similar: "...but these 15 employees could look into the possibility of suing for wrongful termination."
      In any event, grow up and stop trying to be a worthless version of Grammarly.

  •  Pƙed 4 lety +338

    As a maintenance engineer, what I've learned is that operators usually know more about normal operations of machines than me. They might not know how to fix it, but they can tell when it's fixed or not.

    • @alteryl
      @alteryl Pƙed 4 lety +78

      Basically like the Doctor/Patient relationship. The patient knows that something IS wrong, the doctor can tell WHAT is wrong.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety +28

      @@alteryl In my experience the doctor never listens to the patients. The doctor cherry-picks what the patient said. It is infuriating!

    • @blackg0076
      @blackg0076 Pƙed 4 lety +30

      you are the rare one , most of the maintenance i have ever worked with tell us that we dont know anything about the machine we have worked on for years , and then complain that we should have gotten them here earlier rather than let it get so bad , and us pointing out to them that we informed them last week about that problem. mind you the real problem is the owners son who took over the business .

    • @moggiye
      @moggiye Pƙed 4 lety +7

      I love our maintenance team, they listen to us describe issues with our machines and tinker with the broken ones cause the company who issued us the machines refuses to give them proper info on them #Greedy thankfully we're getting new machines from other company, though idk if they'll be more forthcoming with the info to repair them as needed

    • @Eytaris
      @Eytaris Pƙed 4 lety +11

      same here, I'm a maintenance tech (I don't like the term engineer, in my country, they are more on the theoretical side of things and most of them are absolute entitled morons, like they don't know witch end you use on a screwdriver and they try to teach us, mainly 20+ years experienced techs, how to do our job). a guy like this fresh-out-of-school jerk shouldn't be allowed near anything technical more advanced than a bolt and nut and don't even apply the basics maintenance procedures, even if you think there's nothing wrong, it will never harm anyone to stop the line for 10 minutes and check, better lose 10 min of production than days of downtime plus repairs cost.

  • @trustyrat8632
    @trustyrat8632 Pƙed 4 lety +2149

    An automated firing email system is the dumbest thing I've heard of

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety +105

      So you havent had the pleasure of dealing with google or youtube support yet I see.

    • @laurinneff4304
      @laurinneff4304 Pƙed 4 lety +56

      @Redux Studio Skyfall I'd just write a simple script that auto-clicks every ~13 minutes (±1 minute to make it look rear)

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@laurinneff4304 I was just going to say that.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety +19

      @Redux Studio Skyfall What if you were on the toilet.?! I sometimes take more than 15 minutes, especially when stressed. That 15 minutes thing would definitely cause me stress.

    • @bromixsr
      @bromixsr Pƙed 4 lety +44

      @@fishsauce2221 Most likely the people who come up with this tripe would make you account for every piece of toilet paper used, as well.

  • @SesshouFan22
    @SesshouFan22 Pƙed 4 lety +1867

    I love the hot sauce story, but sometimes people really can handle the heat. My last boyfriend went to a place that had its own super hot, hot sauce. So bad that in order to try a toothpick point dipped into it you had to sign a waiver saying you can’t sue because they had people who’d went into cardiac arrest after trying the hot sauce. He told them he wanted it on a burrito, they made him try the sauce on the toothpick, and it did nothing to him. They all looked like they’d just seen a ghost when he said his grandma’s sauce was hotter. They finally gave him a bottle and he slathered his burrito in the stuff and ate it like nothing. He ended up with over $500 worth of merchandise from them and was the first person on their wall that not only handled the sauce but actually put it on their food. There were only 4 other people on their wall and none of them were willing to put it on their food once they tried the toothpick.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety +196

      Your last boyfriend probably have broken taste-buds, a rare disease Ive forgot the name of or pain gives him pleasure. I would recommend a doctors visit just in case. Prolonged exposure to spicy food will cause the whole nerve ending for pain to start to degrade. That can be dangerous. The nerves can grow back though. But that means avoiding spicy food.

    • @Ausstein
      @Ausstein Pƙed 4 lety +94

      @@fishsauce2221 sound bs to me. Tasting 'hottness' has nothing to do with taste buds, otherwise you would only feel it on your tounge and not also when it gets into your eyes etc. Please link some scientific study to back up your points. I dont belive there are any, but I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

    • @muffincat9192
      @muffincat9192 Pƙed 4 lety +191

      They're partially right. True it doesn't have to do with taste buds, it's pain receptors that register the burning sensation caused by capsaicin. However, it does cause nerve endings to degrade over time, though they also grow back. There is a rare disease that makes one incapable of feeling pain and temperature, CIPA, but it doesn't sound like he has it.

    • @crimsonbehemoth
      @crimsonbehemoth Pƙed 4 lety +34

      I hope they put his picture above the others

    • @MollyStephens23
      @MollyStephens23 Pƙed 4 lety +52

      fish sauce I’m a nursing major and I’ve never heard of this ... broken taste buds happen but it’s not a rare condition.. just happens when you eat too much irritating food. Pineapple had broke some of mine before

  • @ReRoute25
    @ReRoute25 Pƙed 4 lety +863

    Ah, the hot sauce store. The entitlement destroyer.

    • @addicted2mako
      @addicted2mako Pƙed 4 lety +34

      Router25 Destroyer of entitlement and digestive systems: double dose of karma

    • @insanemtl5890
      @insanemtl5890 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      That's actually a great product name for a hot sauce

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 Pƙed 4 lety +15

      _The Destroyer of Entitlement_

    • @anapeglar4602
      @anapeglar4602 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      I really wanna know lol where this is. Ik it can't be described, but my brother always says how he handles spicy food and how he has the spiciest foods at restaurants, confusing the wait staff and having them try the food to make sure it's right. Based on the description of their faces, they found out that it WAS the spiciest food they had. I wanna see how he'd do vs some of these hot sauces in that store 😂 but not the hellboy. I wouldn't want him hurt lol just in case

    • @troymeredith521
      @troymeredith521 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@anapeglar4602 Look up Pepper Place. There's one in Gatliburg, TN I went to and they have a challenge that if you can eat a chip with a decent bit of their hottest hot sauce, they'll take your picture and put you up on their Wall of Flame. They've since taken down my pic since it was so long ago, but there's still some from 2018 - 2019. They have some great stuff.

  • @vincentlok8894
    @vincentlok8894 Pƙed 4 lety +243

    "I tell her that water won't help her now"
    "Only death"

  • @airmitchbaby
    @airmitchbaby Pƙed 4 lety +536

    Day one of engineering class at my college: Always listen to the people who’ve worked with the machines longer than you. If they say somethings wrong, you better find what it is.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Pƙed 4 lety +47

      That should be lesson one in every subject.

    • @Sami19837
      @Sami19837 Pƙed 4 lety +58

      My ex was getting his PhD in physics (HUGE egos in that field- Sheldon from Big Bang). They took some kind of engineering machine class. The brilliant and famous professor walks in 1st day and said, “This is one of two times you will see me because the university demands a PhD is the teacher of record. This is Bob. He has worked with machines his entire career and is much smarter than me and a better teacher than me on machines. If you go over his head to contact me because you disagree you are an idiot and should drop out of the program. Learn to recognize brilliance.” This NEVER happens!!! Guy was brilliant and amazing teacher. I still have a pretty artistic looking thing ex made while bonding metals.
      Texas A&M if you’re wondering.

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 Pƙed 4 lety +21

      I was never taught that rule as such, but to me it seems pretty obvious that someone who uses something every day will quickly spot something amiss.

    • @goldeneagle2066
      @goldeneagle2066 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      The engineer is what I like to call a window licker. Which sadly many engineers I have had the extreme displeasure of working with in the manufacturing field are idiots that went to drafting school. At my first job out of my vocational school I was told by my boss to consult anyone but the engineers they had, because all of them were completely clueless when it came to making the products.

    • @brendanshanahan1757
      @brendanshanahan1757 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      That's like literally the golden rule of machining, you learn how to fix the Churchill by the professors not by the students.

  • @JeiceTwiggs
    @JeiceTwiggs Pƙed 4 lety +65

    "If this story was a meal, I'd order seconds and send my compliments to the chef"
    ... Imma stuff that one in my pocket.

  • @betterthenspirit
    @betterthenspirit Pƙed 4 lety +18

    "WHAT THE HEK DID YOU TO THE MACHINE OP"
    OP: "it broke"
    i friggin died listening to that lol

  • @desiterdane4286
    @desiterdane4286 Pƙed 4 lety +1665

    These stories are basically:
    Entitled person: DO THAT THING!
    OP: okay
    Entitled person: *Surprised Pickachu face*

  • @ARK8844
    @ARK8844 Pƙed 4 lety +147

    “Water won’t help you now.” I now yearn to use this in my everyday life at some point.

    • @mobilegamingyeet3526
      @mobilegamingyeet3526 Pƙed 4 lety +10

      Lock your lifetime enemy in a metal room and set them on fire *water won't help you now*

    • @ARK8844
      @ARK8844 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      mobile gamingyeet and just like that my problem is called and I feel like I should call the police...

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@ARK8844 I mean, he did help you with a solution. I wouldn't recommend it, but still.

  • @charliefinnmichael4770
    @charliefinnmichael4770 Pƙed 3 lety +14

    "What the heck did you do to the machine OP?!"
    "It broke"
    I always imagine OP saying it with a straight face

  • @akitsm
    @akitsm Pƙed 4 lety +117

    I feel like the official motto of
    r/maliciouscompliance should be, “Who am I to stop you?”

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf Pƙed 4 lety +8

      No it should be “Be very careful what you wish for.”

    • @MakenaForest
      @MakenaForest Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@NylaTheWolf "I live to serve, master"

    • @alexmun7391
      @alexmun7391 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@MakenaForest “can i get that in writing?”

    • @marmot418
      @marmot418 Pƙed rokem +1

      ​@@alexmun7391 sign this paper with your instructions

  • @amezfires9247
    @amezfires9247 Pƙed 4 lety +114

    I just hope that that hot sauce was like a gift that kept on giving, allowing the woman to discover the fires of Hell from a new, um, perspective.

  • @trustyrat8632
    @trustyrat8632 Pƙed 4 lety +255

    Kid: gimme hot sauce
    Op:ok
    Kid:WHY IS IT SO HOT

    • @justat1149
      @justat1149 Pƙed 4 lety +22

      Freshly milked from satan’s nipples

  • @sars910
    @sars910 Pƙed 4 lety +287

    Entitled Mom : I'll take this hot sauce
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *AND EAT IT*
    Narrator : And for that she would suffer greatly.

    • @nataliehopkins1395
      @nataliehopkins1395 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      I sense a Death Note reference?

    • @tenkazuu
      @tenkazuu Pƙed 4 lety +1

      *chomps the bottle in the process*

    • @sars910
      @sars910 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@nataliehopkins1395 you sense correctly.

    • @anerrantecho
      @anerrantecho Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Crumch

    • @129140163
      @129140163 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Well...
      At least she shut up instead of doubling down on Karening the employee after trying it.

  • @WeirdPros
    @WeirdPros Pƙed 4 lety +134

    OP: "I'm afraid Water won't help you now~"
    Me:...Yu-gi-boy~~

  • @mateolitc8898
    @mateolitc8898 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    I like how "humble" the EM becomes after getting absolutely demolished by the hot sauce. She actually handled it better than I expected.

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 Pƙed 4 lety +72

    On the pepper sauce story... Can't it be classified as a "Nuclear" revenge?..heh... I'll see myself out.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Close the door when you exit, it’s cold out there

    • @willow2330
      @willow2330 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@wta1518 It's flooding with essential oils.

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 Pƙed rokem +1

      I'll hold the door for you.

    • @JanMaynz
      @JanMaynz Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      Hey, I think you dropped this: 🏅
      Now get out of here!

  • @kal54321
    @kal54321 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    "I reached for the right hand of doom"......that's a phrase i never imagined i would say

  • @piedpiper1185
    @piedpiper1185 Pƙed 4 lety +20

    OP: Appeal to the mercy of a lawyer.
    Me: So you have chosen...death

  • @thattinykoala
    @thattinykoala Pƙed 4 lety +1627

    If we all maliciously complied, maybe there wouldn’t be so many entitled people :)
    Edit: when the hecc did I get 1K likes????? Thank you all

    • @hmm6401
      @hmm6401 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      I agree

    • @tinykemper2561
      @tinykemper2561 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      Or people in general.

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort Pƙed 4 lety +20

      @@tinykemper2561 survival of the fittest

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS Pƙed 4 lety +13

      @@tinykemper2561 quality of quantity.

    • @JW-oe6nw
      @JW-oe6nw Pƙed 4 lety +6

      "Yeah, can I get fries with that?"
      *dumps 5000 pounds of fries in the order*

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss Pƙed 4 lety +101

    "I explain to her that water won't help her now."
    Water doesn't help at all. You want milk or bread to counter spice. Water makes it worse.

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      wet sugar, roll it around your tongue.

    • @fenix849
      @fenix849 Pƙed 4 lety +23

      Cream or Icecream really works amazingly, capsaican molecules bond to fat, so anything super fatty works well, that's why it was extra painful for lady it bonded to her mouth.

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      So that's why when I eat something spicy, I can't use water to drown the burning sensation.

    • @EvidLekan
      @EvidLekan Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Beer with lemon

    • @tequila1212
      @tequila1212 Pƙed 4 lety

      Aaron Tate XD lmao

  • @whalemaster3011
    @whalemaster3011 Pƙed 4 lety +13

    “And those who tasted the bite of his hot sauce called him.... the Karen slayer”

  • @brunella5040
    @brunella5040 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    Well...least she apologized for the “spit”, that’s more than most EP would do

  • @rixryu3
    @rixryu3 Pƙed 4 lety +93

    The kid with the hot sauce: The mother in particular... did anybody else picture the Violet from "Willy Wanka and the chocolate fatory"? Just me?

  • @OmniscientWarrior
    @OmniscientWarrior Pƙed 4 lety +16

    I eat spicy foods on the regular, but even I know that doesn't mean that I can eat all spicy things. I don't go above 1 million scoville. Many people that eat spicy things could learn a lot by learning what their limit is as not all spicy is the same; especially the ones that can cause chemical blisters.

    • @JanMaynz
      @JanMaynz Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      I have this weird thing going on where I used to struggle with *hot Cheetos* but one day I just... wanted them DESPERATELY. For around a week, I believe, I just COULD NOT get enough spice. I was eating regular size bags of hot Cheetos in half the time it previously took me to eat a snack size bag... my spice tolerance had just skyrocketed out of nowhere for no apparent reason! And then it just... Plummeted again. Not to where it was previously, which I am eternally grateful for, but still. Since then, I've only experienced that random tolerance spike once more, and I was able to tolerate a habanero, meanwhile at this moment, I could maybe handle a jalapeno... if I wasn't pregnant xD (I'm afraid the spice might disagree with me, and I already deal with enough food sensitivities)

  • @steina1543
    @steina1543 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Malicious Compliance is my favorite because they asked for what comes to them. Like "give me your hottest sauce" and actually get it, but in their mind goes "I regret this SOOOOOO much"

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy Pƙed 4 lety +55

    That hot sauce story sounds like me every time I eat food with my family or friends and they realize I have the spice tolerance of a European

    • @John_the_Paul
      @John_the_Paul Pƙed 4 lety +2

      My whole family, including me is european. I'm the only one with tolerance levels higher than a pablano.

    • @Will91289
      @Will91289 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I use this on my food. Bulls Eye Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce, about 1-1.5m on the Scoville scale.
      My family (apart from my sister) thinks that Cubanelle peppers (100-1000 on the Scoville scale) are spicy...
      Still wouldn't wanna try that Hellboy hot sauce though.

    • @Altair0fNone
      @Altair0fNone Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Only the finest spices , spicy salt

    • @spaceracer23
      @spaceracer23 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      You might try Crystal hot sauce.
      Its not overly spicey and has a slight fruity flavor.

  • @eclairhk4824
    @eclairhk4824 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    "It broke." That one line was golden

  • @lukelee8212
    @lukelee8212 Pƙed 4 lety +32

    2:50
    Layer: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD NOW YOU PAY ME MONEY
    land lord: NANI?!?!

    • @sephtis3658
      @sephtis3658 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      *Layer*
      lmao

    • @lukelee8212
      @lukelee8212 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@sephtis3658 oh, thanks my spelling isn't too good

    • @sephtis3658
      @sephtis3658 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @Luke Lee o its lawyer if you wanna correct it-
      I dunno (ă€ïŸŸăƒ˜ïŸŸ)」

    • @lukelee8212
      @lukelee8212 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@sephtis3658 ;-;

  • @krispy_games6677
    @krispy_games6677 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    Em: dying from hot sauce
    Also Em: it just went down the wrong pipe!

    • @fiberoptic1
      @fiberoptic1 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      If that sauce went into ur lungs youd die fr

  • @euri594
    @euri594 Pƙed 4 lety +43

    EK:Give me your hottest sauce!!!
    Also EK: *Why is it so hot!*

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 Pƙed 4 lety +28

    "It broke."
    Hahaha. đŸ€Ł

  • @MrMegaPussyPlayer
    @MrMegaPussyPlayer Pƙed 4 lety +100

    That kid later looks at his butt he is probably singing _"And it burns, burns, burns, this ring of fire"_

  • @KalibreSteelblast
    @KalibreSteelblast Pƙed 4 lety +65

    "I can eat jalapenos straight and habaneros without ill effect! Bring it on!"
    *_(Cue abject wailing and bawling 5 minutes later)_*

    • @bruhmoment6706
      @bruhmoment6706 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      they all say that but can’t eat 2 brownies in a row without having the feeling of dying

    • @DeathsHood
      @DeathsHood Pƙed 4 lety +9

      I eat jalapenos like candy, but I'm not dumb enough to try a *_6'000'000_* scoville hot sauce.
      Jalapenos are to hot-peppers what bb guns are to artillery.

    • @goldeneagle2066
      @goldeneagle2066 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Yea.... jalapenos and habaneros are small fish compared to a ghost pepper sauce, and I don't think that is as hot as that stores sauce

    • @markwilson4078
      @markwilson4078 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Matt B It isn’t. Ghost Peppers are just over 1 mil on the Scoville, so you’re talking 6x hotter than even that when you’re having The Right Hand of Doom

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 Pƙed 3 lety

      Lmaooooo I can barely eat jalapeno cream things. Basically it looks like a chicken nugget, but with cream cheese (?) and jalapenos

  • @southernpennsyrailfan8579
    @southernpennsyrailfan8579 Pƙed 4 lety +24

    11:16 Looks like violet beauregarde did not explode after turning into a blueberry

    • @mando9364
      @mando9364 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Lmao. Sounds like she's also still a bit of a nitwit.

  • @thethreeguineapigwhisperer2531

    The 1 dislike was the entitled kid

  • @toaster_god4733
    @toaster_god4733 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    Hot sauce guy didn't even help the other customers, he just left 😂

  • @Smelvinballs
    @Smelvinballs Pƙed 3 lety +8

    Ep dips whole stick in the sauce op: “so you have chosen death”

  • @nakedzebra67
    @nakedzebra67 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Im dying the hotsauce guy tells good stories

  • @wandrinyew
    @wandrinyew Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "I'd order seconds and send my compliments to the Chef." Perfect.

  • @cannibalisticfawn5895
    @cannibalisticfawn5895 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Love Pepper Palace. My step dad met the old man who owns the franchise once, super nice old guy.
    I'll never forget the Gatlinburg location, having to prove myself to my bf's dad at the time, signing that waiver, and experiencing the most excruciating mouth pain for 45 minutes.
    Worth it to see my boyfriend go pale

  • @personified3500
    @personified3500 Pƙed 4 lety +32

    Water makes eating anything hot and spicy WoRsE. Try milk next time.

    • @anapeglar4602
      @anapeglar4602 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      The Hot Ones CZcams video with Gordon Ramsay also put up other good tips for dealing with spice. I was surprised that citrus works too

    • @sangineko9889
      @sangineko9889 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@anapeglar4602 Citrus is acid, peper is base, they neutralize each other.

    • @AjitaniShirasu
      @AjitaniShirasu Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I’d like to think OP meant “not even water can help you now,” aka “then PERISH.”

    • @risalockwood1978
      @risalockwood1978 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      why i eat ice cream after hot food

    • @lukemills237
      @lukemills237 Pƙed 3 lety

      *laughs in chilihead*

  • @justelise316
    @justelise316 Pƙed 4 lety +20

    That second story sounds like a certain store with a bullseye for a logo.

    • @JDMOON55555
      @JDMOON55555 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Hmm i wonder what that could be

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      That place where you get tar?

  • @zyphier
    @zyphier Pƙed 4 lety +5

    "How is this company still in business?"
    A: Because everyone in retail knows to game the system, if they have half a brain. They expect the manager to manually change the punches of the employees who were not at their fault for late punches (like the early morning team) probably even before the paychecks were calculated, I've seen this sort of thing a dozen times before. Every layer of management exists to protect you from the ineptitude and apathy of the layer above them.

  • @fishsauce2221
    @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety +50

    Why didnt he record the woman eating the hot sauce?! Maybe the security cameras caught it?

  • @Davidgallenberger
    @Davidgallenberger Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Oh my God imagine sitting on the roof selling somebody something.
    Hello this is OP from the rooftop at station not registered so you said you want to order a book?
    When that guy said what on earth did you do to the machine I absolutely loved it when OP just responded it broke.

  • @leepicplant9219
    @leepicplant9219 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    While the lady was dying from hot sauce I was drinking a cool McCafé Carmel drink

  • @onibeebee
    @onibeebee Pƙed 4 lety +4

    i love these stories cause honestly nothing fuels me more than spite and i love it

  • @EeveeDropk-k-s-k
    @EeveeDropk-k-s-k Pƙed 4 lety +1

    RSlash:" She swings her head back and forth-"
    Me:" I wip me hair back in fourth I wip my hair back and fourth."

  • @steventarsitano3209
    @steventarsitano3209 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    you know, me and my mom love spicy stuff, and we have gone to hot sauce outlet stores in malls before and we have tried some really hot sauces. hearing the basic details of the story "a mom and her son" i was really scared for a moment that the story was about me XD. thank goodness it wasn't. i know for a fact i was older than 10 years old when i started to get into really spicy foods.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Pƙed 4 lety

      Is there a spicy hot sauce you can recommend? We have no hot sauce stores here so cannot taste before buying. :(

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    The boss in the second story sounds like my manager, especially the bullying employees cause my friend who I work with put in a request to have more morning shifts than night shifts (we work part time and dont have set contracts) and my manager (our boss) pretty much threatened to fire him for wanting to do so, apparently to her that wouldve been a "breach of contract" well back when I started I was told I'm only to work 3 days a week MAX, but here I am working 4 almost 5 days a week

  • @johnallegood4469
    @johnallegood4469 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    "If this story was a meal, I'd order seconds and pay compliments to the chef" absolute classic

  • @kaelorengaming
    @kaelorengaming Pƙed 4 lety +2

    During the machine story, I was thinking of a Squirtle in a hard hat with a farfetch’d in a hard hat lmao, but when the machine broke, I imagined OP putting on the squirtle squad shades lol

  • @spiritbaki108
    @spiritbaki108 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    13:10 Karen: C... ... can I...*cough* sp-sp-spea *painful cough* speak t-to... the managAH (dies)

  • @Barbutt
    @Barbutt Pƙed 4 lety +4

    8:27
    That guy is stupid. A local store got major fines for selling “eggs” on Sunday and you get a free case of beer.

  • @defnothankjwimbleton3475
    @defnothankjwimbleton3475 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    I love how the hot sauce is literally a reference to an absolutely badass comic/graphic novel series

  • @IANF126
    @IANF126 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    name: pokemonlover
    me: hey i like pokemon *looks at screen*
    name:34
    me: ah a man of culture.

  • @xeruexe1624
    @xeruexe1624 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    "That's Engineer SIRfetch'd to you!"

  • @stephenday2342
    @stephenday2342 Pƙed 3 lety

    I can only picture the hot sauce lady talking like the three amigos. "weak..."
    "probably watered down" 😂

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    (Great Wall of Text Warning!)
    The Hot Sauce story reminds me of something that happened to an acquaintance of my grandparents, who lived in northern Thailand during the 1960s. A tribe my grandparents worked with was visited by a member of the Peace Corps. This tribe was notorious for how hot they liked their food, which is a huge deal, considering Thai food is much hotter than most Western cuisine. This Peace Corps member had grown up in Los Angeles, and his mother was originally from Mexico, so his taste in food was much more "heat tolerant" than the average American's at the time. When he arrived at the village, his hosts held a welcome feast in his honor. They provided him with some specially prepared food that was much milder than their usual fare, as they always did for visitors from outside their village. The Peace Corps member asked them if he could have some of the food they were eating, and they warned him: "foreigners can't eat our food. It's too hot for them." "Not me, I love hot food! The hotter, the better!" So the natives obligingly brought him a bowl of their hottest food. He took one bite, and his eyes flooded with tears! "Is something wrong? the village headman asked him sympathetically. "N-nothing's wrong!" the Peace Corps member gasped. "I'm just very touched by your hospitality!"

  • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
    @ImaNerdANDaGeek Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Best treatment for hot sauce: vanilla ice cream

  • @justat1149
    @justat1149 Pƙed 4 lety +13

    I am so that kid in the thumbnail.
    Frank’s red hot is the shiz

    • @gray9590
      @gray9590 Pƙed 4 lety

      I put that shiz on everything.

  • @Calciumsoup
    @Calciumsoup Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Entitled mother: I want to try the sauce! Op: so, either you're a masochist or you REALLY want to taste THE SUN ITSELF.

  • @hopealbert4519
    @hopealbert4519 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I really appreciate that you take all of the posts down to line as you read it, I have dyslexia and since school is out for the year I don't get as much reading practice in as I need so I've been watching your videos and following along since it's less intimidating to see one line at and they're entertaining stories and since reading through these would be a near-impossible task for me I can listen but also read the words. Thank you so much

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    "I see nothing wrong with it. It works fine".
    Eh dude, either you need to get your hearing checked or ask for a refund from the University where you got your degree in Engineering from. Cause obviously, you can "not" do your properly. That or "anyone" can be an engineer once they take the 1 month Engineering Course. *shakes head* Bloody hell.

    • @goldeneagle2066
      @goldeneagle2066 Pƙed 4 lety

      That's pretty much it.... engineering school from a non tech school is like getting a participation trophy/medal because you did a thing. It is really sad.

    • @wrvcn
      @wrvcn Pƙed 4 lety

      There's a common way of thinking in funds-deficient workplaces and in the heads of the lazy:
      - If there's even one other item on the "to do" list, ignore anything that comes up unless the boss talks. Make sure that that one thing on the list lasts as long as possible.
      - If the machine hasn't died, don't work on it -- especially if there's a replacement machine.
      Maybe he half-listened to someone's wisdom about working on things as needed (priority work) and concluded he should follow the above thinking.

  • @yangyang3244
    @yangyang3244 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    New Mexico City?
    The shit is that! I live in Nm and there is no New Mexico City

  • @whitneyl.1856
    @whitneyl.1856 Pƙed rokem

    That hot sauce story was INCREDIBLY satisfying to hear. I mean, how dense do you have to be to basically dig your own grave like that?

  • @thetoppatamongus
    @thetoppatamongus Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Malicious Compliance in a nutshell
    EP: DO THIS!
    OP:ok
    OP: (proceeds to does)
    OP: done
    EP: * surprised *

  • @nordic7453
    @nordic7453 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    8:42 the story happens

  • @taakofromtv150
    @taakofromtv150 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Family: “I want your hottest hot sauce!”
    Worker: “Ok.” Gives them the hot sauce.
    Family: “This is to hot!”
    Worker: face palm

  • @sorinvladu7021
    @sorinvladu7021 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    8:27 reminds me of that story about Dan the panini man who was not allowed to sell paninis on campus so he sold napkins that come with a free panini

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety

      He sold paper towels, not napkins.

  • @funkyfreak97
    @funkyfreak97 Pƙed 4 lety

    The deadly aroma of spicy food is almost as pleasing as the spice itself. My dad got me a seasoning bottle of ghost chili powder and a bag of dried ghost chilies for Christmas, and when I tore the seal off the bottle, my sinuses deeply resented me, but my mouth was watering. I love when people accept my offers of ghost chili or scorpion pepper hot sauce. I always warn them to only do the tip of a toothpick or a super tiny dab on their finger, but some people don't head the warnings ;)
    Edit:
    Pro tip, something I accidentally learned the hard way: even if a pan is cooling down from a simmer, don't put hot sauce on your food until it's on a plate, unless you intend to promptly evacuate your house/apartment.

  • @Miu-or5mx
    @Miu-or5mx Pƙed 4 lety +3

    That poor machine. That enginere is a bad person.

    • @IndigoRyu
      @IndigoRyu Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Not just "that" engineer. Sounds like the whole crew (except the operator of course) are a bunch of nimrods. I'm a mechatronics technician myself and if I hear some machine making weird noises at my job, I take it VERY serious, because I know once it breaks and you have to fix it again, you really wished, that you have seen the problem beforehand.

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Here in Finland we use salt and pepper. Not much more.
    So that hot sauce sounds HORRIBLE!

    • @gutomeuren
      @gutomeuren Pƙed 4 lety

      there is hot sauce, based on different types of pepper, which is great. and there is hot sauce that makes your life flash before your eyes and your insides burn like crazy. those exist so you dare your angsty edgy friend to "prove himself" and you about it.

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I put Habanero salsa on my hotdogs.

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 Pƙed 4 lety

      Semper Fidelis let's not meet. Ever.

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@vanukas8783
      LOL

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@13bgunbunny42 I used to eat hot dogs with little peppers in them, but can't recall what they were called.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I once asked for the hottest hot sauce. They warned me how it was really hot. I dump a huge amount on my tacos and just eat it in front of them, the looks they gave was priceless. (For context, i normally have 500,000 Scoville sauce daily. This sauce was around 150,000)

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      If their hottest sauce is only 150k...
      Well, that's just sad. I keep 1mil extract in my locker for when some genius at the bar asks for their food 'extra spicy'

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux Pƙed 4 lety

      @@mercenarychef9465me and my friend have had multiple Carolina Reapers. We know our limit at this point, but its always fun to see peoples faces when you eat something they see as "way to hot", or dare them to try a good sized drop. At least i am smart enough to avoid that 6.66m sauce...

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I was in Kansas City recently with a friend. We went to a shop that sells all things KC, and we both bought some barbecue sauce. I went for the most normal, mild sauce I could find. (I have no spice tolerance whatsoever.) My friend, though, bought a bottle of sauce so hot, even one drop will send a minor to the hospital to get their stomach pumped. The store owner told us that he'd had a few kids in there the week before, dating each other to drink that sauce from shot glasses. Luckily an off-duty officer was there at the time trying to enjoy lunch, or else those kids could have died.

  • @AntonsVoice
    @AntonsVoice Pƙed 4 lety +8

    "She constantly screws..." *Trump commercial*
    Seems right.

  • @RIlianP
    @RIlianP Pƙed 4 lety +5

    I like how rSlash manged to hone his whining voice to perfection, makes mi cringe every time, well done sir, well done.

  • @stephanien6237
    @stephanien6237 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    7:00. The OP’s malicious compliance led to 15 innocent coworkers losing their jobs... NOT COOL!

  • @benmoreno5882
    @benmoreno5882 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Shouldve asked "you think its mild enough for him?"

  • @MNNski
    @MNNski Pƙed 4 lety +3

    13:57 This is one of the biggest problems with many engineers who graduate in this day and age. They think they know everything just because of the schooling they have and refuse to listen to anyone. Don't get me wrong, the schooling gives you invaluable knowledge, but you need experience as well to do the job. I work in an industrial field and I can't say how many times I seen an absolute mess happen at work because an engineer would not listen to their operators or maintenance personnel who may not have the schooling knowledge but have the experience they lack. Schooling will never make up for experience.

  • @tobaccopanda6154
    @tobaccopanda6154 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I’ve never been this early before đŸ€Ż

  • @drlavacookies7268
    @drlavacookies7268 Pƙed 3 lety

    Kid: I need your strongest hot sauce.
    Hot sauce seller: My hot sauces are too strong for you, traveler.

  • @rachelw8639
    @rachelw8639 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    As a mechanical engineering student, it sounds like the machine only needed a little tinkering to fix the issue. by ignoring it, the stress and fatigue reached a critical point causing a failure in the part. Stress analysis can be calculated to see how long a part can last with heavy regular use. if there are signs of fatigue, stress, or any cracks the risks of total failure get higher and it could cause more problems than if you had just fixed the loose part.

  • @gamertw-op7hu
    @gamertw-op7hu Pƙed 4 lety +4

    First time this early love your vids. I kinda need to confess that i stopped watching u after bit. Started watching you at 2k you litrally blew up .

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    it would seem the engineers didnt learn that a stitch in time saves nine..
    maybe they should sue their school for not teaching them simple lessons in mechanics..

    • @NyttAura
      @NyttAura Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Never heard that saying before.

    • @NyttAura
      @NyttAura Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Never heard that saying before, and I speak almost entirely in analogies and metaphores. Love it.

    • @PaveMentman
      @PaveMentman Pƙed 4 lety +1

      ---
      To be fair, unless it is a military school or some other kind of institute enforcing more disciplinary-actions, no amount of education or schooling is not going to change personalities, especially these "high-horse-snobby-I-gots-Master-of-Science-degree"-engineers which are probably some of the worst type of people since seemingly the only thing that matters to them if is the machine is just "O/I"-running regardless of the performance
      ( yes, I've had my share of encounters with exactly these types of lot;
      needless to say that once discovered they either were kicked out of the company as soon as possible or the company went under since it was more of a miracle if there was anything to salvage of these people;
      thankfully in my experience they're utmost minority and majority of normal-engineers also bother keeping up with the the vernacular also in order to help around normal-humans also ).
      ---

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@PaveMentman i agree, thats why schools should teach maintenance vs reconstruction: a cost analysis.. im wondering what engineers were doing there if their job description wasn't to fix and maintain the mechanical equipment.. i bet it was; and like you said, i bet they were fired.. they might even have legal actions taken against them via a civil suit..

    • @jusey1
      @jusey1 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@NyttAura A stitch in time saves nine is a very common saying... How have you not heard of it?

  • @inkdd1463
    @inkdd1463 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    EK: I want your hottest hot sauce!
    Mad lad: ok (so... you have chosen death)
    EK’s tastebuds: *FLIPPING DEAD 💀

    • @gigachadcooper7381
      @gigachadcooper7381 Pƙed 4 lety

      Dude, read the story. The mom was the one who ate the sauce, and the kid was pretty nice.

  • @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat
    @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I love the hot sauce story, it’s brilliant. She can’t ask for your manager if she can’t speak😈

  • @wernervandeventer8401
    @wernervandeventer8401 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    I just commented to make the number of comments 69

  • @theslysloth5259
    @theslysloth5259 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Dang I'm early

    • @alexn5743
      @alexn5743 Pƙed 4 lety

      Squee! A wild sloth appeared!

    • @theslysloth5259
      @theslysloth5259 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@alexn5743 😂😂😂 that's the first guy who said that to me 😂😂😂

  • @marystar6021
    @marystar6021 Pƙed 3 lety

    rSlash - I love your stories along with the whining pitch voices you make!As well, your humor is hilarious, example:
    "A gigantic woman in a blue blouse. She's sitting next to my sample table like a giant blueberry blocking up 20% of my floor space " đŸ˜…đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚!

  • @JCC_1975
    @JCC_1975 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    So the food truck one. The guys comment is spot on. My dad's cousin got arrested in the 80's for "selling beer on sunday" a bootleg charge. There had been a sting and the cops had recorded his. When it went to court, on tape you could hear my dad's cousin say clearly, I am charging $5 for 1 boiled egg and giving away a 6 pack for purchasing the eggs. The judge, pissed, followed the law and through out the case and wiped the arrest. Why? He wasn't selling beer but eggs. Roflmao

  • @uzy_7181
    @uzy_7181 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    Who hates yt rewind 2019