Video není dostupné.
OmlouvĂĄme se.

r/Maliciouscompliance How I Got My SEXIST Boss Fired!

SdĂ­let
VloĆŸit
  • čas pƙidĂĄn 28. 11. 2019
  • 🛒 NEW MERCH! bit.ly/rSlashMerch
    r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP has an encounter with a sexist, controlling boss who does everything in her power to fire all the men in the office. Well, the sexist boss gives OP an incredibly stupid order... which OP follows! He follows it so well, in fact, that he gets his boss in tons of trouble with the very important executives in the company. Whatever you say, ma'am! If you like this video, let me know by hitting the like button!
    👌 r/Maliciouscompliance I Brought a Severed Human Toe to School ‱ r/Maliciouscompliance ...
    🔔 Subscribe! bit.ly/2E3A8i6
    👍 Like this video if you want to see more!
    💬 Join my Discord: / discord
    🐩 Follow me on Twitter: / rslashyt
    🎧 Spotify Podcasts: bit.ly/rSlashSpotify
    #reddit #maliciouscompliance #funnyredditposts
    "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    License: CC By Attribution 3.0

Komentáƙe • 1,1K

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +1493

    How was your Thanksgiving?
    I ate too much 😂

  • @BOSl8_
    @BOSl8_ Pƙed 4 lety +2052

    For the sexist boss one, when the VPs talk to OP, he should've said: "Sorry, I can't talk to you guys, I'm not allowed to"
    And when they ask why, say: "I'm not allowed to tell you anything. Boss' orders"

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 Pƙed 4 lety +49

      Eben Marco But then he would be talking. He needed something to jumpstart him for him to talk, like how SVP said approval from karen isn’t necessary.

    • @kailkaito3388
      @kailkaito3388 Pƙed 4 lety +47

      Should have taken a white board and communicated through that. XD

    • @Freedomcustom
      @Freedomcustom Pƙed 4 lety +20

      doesn't matter she's lost her job and career regardless

    • @spagetclips7134
      @spagetclips7134 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      Or just straight up stayed silent

    • @user-hp9eh3pr9b
      @user-hp9eh3pr9b Pƙed 4 lety +4

      He shouldve just sat there silent and stare at them

  • @limiv5272
    @limiv5272 Pƙed 4 lety +2419

    I'm strangely happy that the sexist boss was a woman for once, and that she was removed by several other women

    • @peachdoesart7175
      @peachdoesart7175 Pƙed 4 lety +51

      Saaame

    • @errornull390
      @errornull390 Pƙed 4 lety +118

      Most sexist people are women but I’m not sure why she got in trouble or what she did wrong? Women usually get away with way more and no one ever gives a shit lmao

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Pƙed 4 lety +251

      I'm not strangely happy at all I'm just outright, clear-cut happy. We can't claim to fight against sexism while blatantly ignoring abject sexism.

    • @bonquiquirivera8839
      @bonquiquirivera8839 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      @@limiv5272
      Annnnndddd found a lesbian feminist to unbalance everything again.

    • @xxfallenangel1995xx
      @xxfallenangel1995xx Pƙed 4 lety +41

      @@errornull390 That's a funny joke you gave there.

  • @nicholasyuen5561
    @nicholasyuen5561 Pƙed 4 lety +693

    Hold up if she said that he couldn't email ANYONE above his pay grade, technically he wouldn't be able to email the things to HER since she's above his pay grade, right?

    • @nitrogenbubbles4555
      @nitrogenbubbles4555 Pƙed 4 lety +48

      Well she also said he has to report to her so that makes her the exception.

    • @theycallmecryptooo
      @theycallmecryptooo Pƙed 4 lety +13

      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-

    • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
      @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Pƙed 4 lety +19

      Yeah you're right. If he's told to not tell anyone above his paygrade, then he can't talk to his sexist boss.

    • @rainbow_vader
      @rainbow_vader Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Ikr I thought that was where the story was going but the real ending is a lot more interesting imo 😂

    • @chimgaming3217
      @chimgaming3217 Pƙed 2 lety

      My idea

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid Pƙed 4 lety +333

    "You're entitled like all other MEN I hired."
    * gets triggered because the guy just talked with someone "above him" like a normal person would on a elevator *
    Also DAMN THAT ENDING IS GOD'S GIFT OF GOOD

  • @springdude1165
    @springdude1165 Pƙed 4 lety +124

    Man: *breathes.
    Psycho lady: I did not permit you to do that.

  • @pinkymixology4965
    @pinkymixology4965 Pƙed 4 lety +154

    In the mid 2000's, I ran into so much BS that I began recording literally everything at my work using a pen mic. Got more than a few managers fired. Everything in life is "pics or it didn't happen."

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      That is what I think everyone needs to do.

    • @wumwum42
      @wumwum42 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Pls make a reddit post and send the link :D

    • @markedwards3647
      @markedwards3647 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      Body cams and external drives/cloud storage are MUCH cheaper than not having them.

    • @joshuawinters7644
      @joshuawinters7644 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      You're Like A Real Life Judy Hopps!

    • @rainbow_vader
      @rainbow_vader Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@markedwards3647 real shit? I might invest in one then

  • @kawwaiicat7032
    @kawwaiicat7032 Pƙed 4 lety +612

    "Hey Ashley I need you to do the fries!"
    "OK"
    "OK"
    "OK"
    "OK"

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Which?

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp Pƙed 4 lety +4

      "Scandalous!"

    • @ThePinkRubber
      @ThePinkRubber Pƙed 4 lety +21

      Imagine all 8 of them in one place, with same hairstyle, same outfit, similiar make-up so their face would look a bit more similiar to each other, all scattered across the room, and turn their heads on the same time and then said "ok" on the same time with the same tone. I would love to see it

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      And you Michael, I need you on the chicken nuggets
      “OK”
      “OK”
      “OK”
      “OK”
      “OK”
      “OK”

    • @thomasfuller5932
      @thomasfuller5932 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Wha-

  • @brandishwar
    @brandishwar Pƙed 4 lety +51

    Working at a K-Mart over 20 years ago, I was the only male cashier on the day shift, and often one of only a few men in the store during the day shift. And I routinely was the only one having issues getting breaks at around the right time, including some times not getting my lunch break until 6 hours into an 8-hour shift. But we weren't supposed to remind the supervisors about our breaks, but instead wait for them to send us...
    Unfortunately the disparity against me was difficult to actually prove for a formal complaint. Lunches would have demonstrated a disparity, since you have to clock out, but for all I know, they would probably have just claimed I voluntarily waited to take my breaks. There was once one of the female supervisors told me 30 minutes before the end of my shift to take my last 15 min break - this was another day I'd had lunch nearly 6 hours into my shift - and I just openly berated her and the supervisors for routinely sending me to breaks late - first 15 min break nearly halfway through the shift, etc... Surprised I wasn't fired on the spot for doing that.
    Instead I was promoted to a supervisor role a couple weeks later.

    • @GeneralZod99
      @GeneralZod99 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Did everyone stand up and cheer when you got the promotion?

  • @AceOBlade
    @AceOBlade Pƙed 4 lety +684

    man i haven't seen that many Ashelys since watching Recess as a young kid

    • @ragedknuckles4611
      @ragedknuckles4611 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Recess??

    • @AceOBlade
      @AceOBlade Pƙed 4 lety +15

      @@ragedknuckles4611 yes the old Disney show

    • @ragedknuckles4611
      @ragedknuckles4611 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@AceOBlade I knew what you were talking about lol I was showing you how to spell it .. it's one of those weird words I know. I'm not being an ass I'm sorry if it sounds like I was. You good bro đŸ€Ÿ

    • @AceOBlade
      @AceOBlade Pƙed 4 lety +10

      @@ragedknuckles4611 i mean when your entire comments is "Recess??" it seems more like a question then wanting to tell me a misspelled it

    • @ragedknuckles4611
      @ragedknuckles4611 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@AceOBlade yeah like you mean "recess" ??

  • @thatfooltheycallweaver1124
    @thatfooltheycallweaver1124 Pƙed 4 lety +705

    Petition to use Yugo's bark as the censor, day 2

  • @ness1107
    @ness1107 Pƙed 4 lety +275

    Speeding tickets are a nuisance but what's more of a nuisance is getting a conviction for running someone over because you were driving too fast.

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 Pƙed 4 lety +23

      Even more of a nuisance is that they survive... (dark humor)
      Edit: they can sue you if they are alive...

    • @tabithahallows6116
      @tabithahallows6116 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      THANK YOU

    • @ArianeEvangelina
      @ArianeEvangelina Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Why do you sound like someone with experience, hmmm? No but my stepdad is a lawyer and he speeds all the time- At least on the days he’s annoyed, that is.

    • @markjohnson7887
      @markjohnson7887 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      @@ArianeEvangelina Then your dad is an asshole with no regard for human life.

    • @ArianeEvangelina
      @ArianeEvangelina Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Mark Johnson Nah my real dad is an asshole with no regards towards human life. He purposely would speed up towards people if they were “blocking him” in parking lots. Almost hit 2 but yeah

  • @alivoir4106
    @alivoir4106 Pƙed 4 lety +609

    “You have to do the crew shift today, got it?” “Yep.”
    Crew list...
    7:30am: Ashlee, Ashley, Ashlie, Michael
    12:00pm: Micheal, Michel, Michal, Ashley
    3:00pm: Ashlee, Micheil, Micheel,Michel, Ashley, Ashlie
    7:00pm: Micheal, Ashlee, Michael, Ashley
    10:00pm: Ashlee, Ashley, Micheal, Michael
    12:00am: Michael, Ashley,
    At 12:00pm...
    Manager, “Micheal! Get over here!” ALL OF THEM COME OVER Manager, “no the rest of you go only Micheal stays.” None of them leave. Manager, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @peach_0206
      @peach_0206 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Humanzzz
      @Humanzzz Pƙed 4 lety +3

      69 likes

    • @jocelync4935
      @jocelync4935 Pƙed 4 lety +21

      What about Ashleigh, Ashlea, Ashly, Mikhail, and Mykal

    • @janes9055
      @janes9055 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      One shift we had Jane, June, Jean, Jan and Monique working - guess who got asked to do everything!

    • @stahlschorsch
      @stahlschorsch Pƙed 4 lety

      @@janes9055 are Jane, June, Jean and Jan pronounced the same?

  • @trevorgastorf1910
    @trevorgastorf1910 Pƙed 4 lety +16

    Karen level up :
    "can I speak to your manager" to "only I can speak to the manager"

  • @MrHondoMan
    @MrHondoMan Pƙed 4 lety +939

    Hi r/, it seems you've never worked in a large company before mate. A SVP is a senior VP, not a super VP. Laughed me arse off!

    • @auroraborealis2187
      @auroraborealis2187 Pƙed 4 lety +26

      I did toođŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 Pƙed 4 lety +129

      It would just give them ideas. Pretty sure more than half of all senior VP's would love to be called Super VP's

    • @corbinbrier0
      @corbinbrier0 Pƙed 4 lety +46

      I was wondering why that sounded so weird. Couldn't think why, was on the tip of my tongue. lol

    • @JeffDG
      @JeffDG Pƙed 4 lety +63

      Good thing no EVPs were involved...those are the Evil VPs

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 Pƙed 4 lety +57

      @@JeffDG Naw, they would call themselves Emperor VP's

  • @unicornsprinkles3277
    @unicornsprinkles3277 Pƙed 4 lety +284

    I’m glad in the second story that the women got fired! She gives women in industry a bad name

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 Pƙed 4 lety +19

      Many women feel treatened by male colleagues in jobs... So instead of out competing by working hard etc they tend to use underhanded tactics...

    • @djrydell
      @djrydell Pƙed 4 lety +17

      @@rebeccaconlon9743 it's actually usually the other way around! There's a lot of male mediocrity in jobs :B

    • @kayleekat8895
      @kayleekat8895 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      Rebecca Conlon speak for yourself because myself and my other colleagues don’t.

    • @AnInkStick
      @AnInkStick Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Voltaic Fire woman here and you are God damn right.

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@kayleekat8895 Great, Rebecca stated that MANY women feel threatened by male colleagues and you automatically felt threatened by it and felt the need to set her straight. You by any chance a nice girl too?

  • @s_vdberg2693
    @s_vdberg2693 Pƙed 4 lety +216

    2019: rSlashly is the most popular name

  • @silversnow3171
    @silversnow3171 Pƙed 4 lety +661

    Just started, that one dislike is probably the sexist boss.

    • @OCS1116
      @OCS1116 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @Silver Snow very true

    • @Kaison.
      @Kaison. Pƙed 4 lety +8

      I thought it said sexiest.

    • @silversnow3171
      @silversnow3171 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @@Kaison. oof, that would be a whole different situation lol

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie Pƙed 4 lety +8

      @@Kaison. "hey boss, you're looking sexy, oh sh*t I meant sexist!"

    • @Kaison.
      @Kaison. Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Silver snow ikr

  • @SchwachsinnProduzent
    @SchwachsinnProduzent Pƙed 4 lety +12

    A friend told me, his father got out of an speeding ticket by asking of proof whether the speeding camera that photographed him, was correctly calibrated by the necessary authorities. Getting the legal proof took quite a while (German bureaucracy) and when they finally sended him the proof, the speeding ticket was already void because a certain time passed.

  • @Nightchade
    @Nightchade Pƙed 4 lety +134

    Just one note: SVP stands for Senior Vice President, not Super.

  • @jrepra
    @jrepra Pƙed 3 lety +5

    Is it just me who is completely appalled with how human respurces, who's job is to take care of employees, constantly fails to do the very job they were formed, created, made to do across the board no matter what job it is?

    • @fire_ant_187x7
      @fire_ant_187x7 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Hell to the yeah

    • @azisles02
      @azisles02 Pƙed rokem +2

      Their job isn't to take care of the employees. It's to help the company so either they don't get sued, or how to get the suit dismissed.

  • @sylvainprigent6234
    @sylvainprigent6234 Pƙed 4 lety +47

    Karens overtaking the monopoly of the privilege to be talking to managers

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    I had a supervisor that was the exact opposite of that guy's. Any guy working for her could have set the department on fire, and she would have thanked him for keeping the lab warm. Any semi-intelligent younger woman (oh, look. It's me.) was a huge threat, and she would go out of her way to try to nail her to the wall. She tried to have me written up at least four times, but I refused to sign anything, because I was onto her bullshit. Management was on to her bullshit. But nobody did anything. She would cry if confronted, which pissed me off. If you're going to be awful, have the balls/ovaries to stay awful. Don't wimp out when someone calls you on it. Everyone told me that if I went to HR, I would get told that 1. They already know, and 2. I would just get fired because she'd been with the hospital her whole career. Spent three years avoiding her and her department as best I could. Nightmare.

  • @snpingghost
    @snpingghost Pƙed 4 lety +42

    I almost thought "sexist" was "sexiest".

  • @hilldog7599
    @hilldog7599 Pƙed 4 lety +33

    everyone else: I watch rslash while doing home work
    me an intellectual: I play modern warfare while listening to rslash

    • @nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288
      @nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288 Pƙed 4 lety

      CZcams premium?

    • @angelfish1506
      @angelfish1506 Pƙed 4 lety

      Me a hardcore intellectual: *I watch these videos while playing Minecraft.*

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth Pƙed 4 lety

      ... I listen while I play Fishdom 3... :l

    • @Hypergirl77
      @Hypergirl77 Pƙed 4 lety

      Super big brain me: I listen to rslash while playing tetris

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety

      Me: a real intellectual: I PLAY PORTAL 2 WHILE LISTENING TO rSlash!
      Don’t trust Wheatley.

  • @nejckra
    @nejckra Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I never understood how you need someone to work so desperate, that if they don't show up, you fire them. Also, handing out ultimatums is a terrible way to manage anything.

  • @emocutie4
    @emocutie4 Pƙed 4 lety +98

    I’m guessing the show Recess had something to do with Ashley Ashley Ashley and Ashley lol 😂

  • @aloryamod9762
    @aloryamod9762 Pƙed 4 lety +144

    I MISREAD I THOUGHT IT SAID "SEXIEST"😂

  • @glennrishton5679
    @glennrishton5679 Pƙed 4 lety +42

    The speeding ticket story reminded me of a story I heard about a local lawyer here defending a drunk driver in court. This may be BS or some urban myth everyone has heard. But anyway.....The lawyer and drunk driver are in court, the lawyer questioning the arresting officer in court asks if the drunk driver is present and to point to him. The officer points to the person sitting at the defense table. Case dismissed, The drunk driver was sitting in the rear of the courtroom, at the defense table was someone resembling the drunk driver. Like I said, may be BS but I got a chuckle when it was told to me.

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      Sounds like the poor guy who stomach kept turning everything he ate into alcohol. Poor guy before he found out despite the fact he wasn't the guilty party in a traffic accident he was ticked for driving drunk. For years everyone said to his girlfriend that he must be a secret drinker who wasn't sure what to believe. She had seen him become suddenly drunk but how could the doctor be wrong. The worst part was despite the stomach pain he didn't remember the drunk episodes just people behavior to it. Even with video of him changing from not drunk to drunk it took forever to find out.

    • @eclipsedninja1346
      @eclipsedninja1346 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@theresahall8206 well that sucks

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@eclipsedninja1346 that's life sometimes it just plain stinks.

  • @lilypengryphon6428
    @lilypengryphon6428 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    One thing I did was I was stuck taking notes every meeting. Then my boss told me to make my notes more detailed. So I started writing notes like a romance novel a few lines..."We just opened our first proposal when Anna came late her breast heaving up and down with her heavy breathing raven black hair with a few loose strands against her pale skin was shinning like stars in the sky." He told me I was never to takes notes again.

  • @Nevermore-Nevermore
    @Nevermore-Nevermore Pƙed 3 lety +2

    My mom worked HR for 40 years, she might be the exception but she would do anything for her employees. There was one guy who was almost fired multiple times and she bent over backwards to get him training and vouch for him. After my mom retired he ended up getting fired and blames my mom. Smh

  • @communicate121
    @communicate121 Pƙed 4 lety +29

    SVP= Senior VP but I like super VP too :)

  • @CalsGirl97
    @CalsGirl97 Pƙed 4 lety +283

    The 34 dislikes are the "being sexist to men doesn't exist" crowd lmao

    • @benthekingofking
      @benthekingofking Pƙed 4 lety +7

      technically sexism towards male iis not the same as sexism towards female, as sexism towards women as a really complicated link with society in itself and a multitude of problem going from rape, to violence and so on while male victim of sexism are most of the time in a situation where one person of the other sex is sexist towards them. It's the same for racism, it's not that it doesn't exist it's that it's a different form that does not involve the same logic

    • @jackiereed1296
      @jackiereed1296 Pƙed 4 lety +31

      Benoit Ducloy um yeah girls can be racist if you actually don’t think so then your dumb and I actually is the same since all the stuff is the same for boy or girls to have

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      You are so right!! I grew up in a firefighter family and you would NOT believe some of the women I met that tried to put down the men yo make themselves look good!

    • @captainhoratiobungleiii7147
      @captainhoratiobungleiii7147 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Speaking as somebody with an extremely common name, it's probably someone called Ashley or Michael, who knows how much of a pain in the hole it is and that they would have felt like they were being punished too! Particularly if they've had to assume some diminutive of their name that they hate because they joined late and all the good ones were taken. E.g. Dick

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 Pƙed 4 lety +38

      @@benthekingofking You do know men are far and away the victim of violence much, much more often.
      In fact, if you include prison, men are also the victim of rape more often.
      There is no link to violence or society in sexism, sexism is discrimination applied to someone based on their sex. Same for racism.
      If you actually want equality, start by applying the same definition of hatred to every group and not trying to make excuses for why one group's hatred is not as bad as another's.

  • @jdsteppenzyde
    @jdsteppenzyde Pƙed 4 lety +39

    So you’re not shopping? Don’t blame you...

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    this is why recordings are SO valuable..
    just hit record and let your boss do all the digging..
    then have a meeting with all the involved parties as well as HR..
    just push play saying, "this is unacceptable and why i wanted to have this meeting."

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Pƙed 4 lety

      @MAMAOU 4Life to be fair, the inflection of my voice doesnt come across in print..

  • @sploochee6764
    @sploochee6764 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    The boss deserved it, you should always treat your employees equally no matter what gender 🗿

  • @aatala5359
    @aatala5359 Pƙed 4 lety +16

    It’s cool that the boss is all “girl power” but “equality power” is cooler

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia, but I hope you had a lovely time with family, friends and food!
    I'm thankful for my bedtime stories every night!

  • @gornur8292
    @gornur8292 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The fact that lady still had her job for however long she was pulling her crab just tells me that the company was just covering her and her bullshit until it simply no longer worked for them and negatively effected them.

  • @OingoDeLaBoingo
    @OingoDeLaBoingo Pƙed 4 lety +5

    me and the other Michaels gettin' ready to work the same shift and be very confused

  • @aurongrande6141
    @aurongrande6141 Pƙed 4 lety +115

    How about a change of pace? Do some "ThereWasAnAttempt", or "InstantJustice", "InstanKarma" or simlar?

    • @ezramatan5233
      @ezramatan5233 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      yeah r/entitledparents is getting old.

    • @aurongrande6141
      @aurongrande6141 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      @@ezramatan5233 A good thing in moderation. Too much of the good stuff is like eating choccy cake. Wonderful in moderation, but gets bad when pigged on.

    • @ezramatan5233
      @ezramatan5233 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@aurongrande6141 same thing with my Chipotle burito.

    • @aurongrande6141
      @aurongrande6141 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@ezramatan5233 I want to try a Burito, but you can't find them here in the UK. Even then, it would be even harder to find them both gluten and lactose free. You folks in the US are lucky sods.

    • @babbletron8730
      @babbletron8730 Pƙed 4 lety

      Auron Grande you guys don’t have burritos there!??

  • @SebastiansLeftGlove0731
    @SebastiansLeftGlove0731 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    OMG I had a similar incident as the first story. This was in 2017. My best friend and I were going to Japan for a month and I had this approved a year in advance. Our company was rearranging stores to be under different area managers and ours got changed to the worst area manager in the company. She's short very hot headed lady that shares the same name is I. She is known in the company for being too strict and only thinks about what benefits her best. Also, her and my manager have a bad history. It was a week before I was set to go, she caught wind of how long I was going to be gone and immediately without thinking to asking any questions said no I cannot go. Sadly, I'm not the type of person to defend myself but I did this time and my manager did as well. I was very upset. I told her it wasn't right for her to come in and deny my vacation time without getting any information that it's already been approved a year ago and she can't just come in here and take that away from me. Luckily, my old area manager had a talk with her too. I got to go but she definitely made my I do not like you list.

    • @strudel_reviews
      @strudel_reviews Pƙed 3 lety +2

      That's the point I'd beat her to the ground cause you dropped a crap ton of money on that trip

  • @ColdSummerProductions
    @ColdSummerProductions Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I was going to school for computer science and on the side I worked at a catering company. I took the job as a favor to my friends dad who was a chef there and was short staffed for dishwashers. This company worked all over the state but it was fine because I could pick the time and places I wanted to work. Was a sweet gig at just over minimum wage in my state. So when my friends dad the chef quit I stayed on because I liked the people. It was 2 months in and I was at the warehouse where the catering company cooked and kept their tables plates, dishwashing etc. I was washing dishes when I was called into the office by the vp. She tells me that she had new network equipment coming in as they were still using dsl and all of management barely knew anything about computers. She had looked at my resume and saw that I was almost complete in my degree as well as me being on the cyber defense team at my University. “So I see here you work with computers, do you think you could set this up for us on one of your shifts?” Other than doing minor jobs for friends I had never worked in my field of study professionally so I was ecstatic to be doing what I loved and to help out the company as I was just starting to feel valued by the chefs and others not including this job I was just now given. So of course I’m like “yea I’d be happy to” and her face lit up as I said this. I went to my buddy’s house 2 days before I was going to be starting the install. I was bragging about all the shiny toys I was gonna get to play with. We’re talking a Cisco ASA fire wall, 24 port managed switch, 2 NASs, 2 server racks, like 400ft of cat6 cable, routers etc and even a mesh WiFi network for the other employees. I was gonna have so much fun tinkering and hardening (make more secure) the network. Now, my buddy that I was visiting is a sales man. So naturally he looks up and his first question is: “Dude that’s awesome, so uh.. what they paying you?” Then it hit me. I was so caught up at being able to work in my field that I completely forgot to make sure I would be compensated properly. Now I know why her face lit up when I agreed to do it. She was playing me to get me to do the work for stupid cheap. I was more than happy to wash dishes for what they paid me, but to work in my expertise that is also happens to be in very high demand in my area. Fat chance. I thanked my friend and I called the vp the next day. I explained that I would be happy to do the install, just not at my normal pay. She was furious to say the least. “How dare you ask for a raise over the phone in this manor! No! You’ve haven’t even been here 3 months and you want more money?” ... “um no, you pay me that wage to wash dishes, this is a bit more technical than that so I just want to be properly compensated for the job at hand, once the job is done and I’m back in the kitchen, I’ll go back to my base pay” ... “I don’t see what the big deal is for such a temporary job” “okay then get any other bus boy to do it instead”... “No! You will do it on your next shift!” and hung up. I was mad at this point, not necessarily because i was hung up on, but that it’s was obvious she was trying to take advantage of me and I wasn’t having it. Especially because I had just landed a job as a IT contractor for the department of defense. I call my buddy who was going to be working with me and I have him do me a solid and call out the day of the install. I had no intention of doing it without written confirmation that I would be paid properly. So I go in the big day and oh no one dishwasher called out so it’s just me (only room for one at this dishwashing station). I quickly clock in and get to work on the dishes
    About an hour goes by and the vp comes storming into the kitchen. “Why aren’t you working?!?”........”um I am” *with a pot and steel wool in my hands* Note I have a decent ability to keep my cool while being yelled at (thanks dad lol) so I just let her pile on “No your job we agreed on” “I agreed I would do it but we never agreed on a price and that’s going to be in writing before I start” and btw She’s yelling so loud the chefs are now staring at us. “You are the Employee! You will do any job I give you when I give you it!” The chefs look visibly angry now that they see who they are working for. It felt so good to simply say calmly “I took this job as a favor that is long done, I stayed because I liked it here. Not anymore.” I turn to the vp who is red in the face “let’s get this straight right now, you have ZERO right to my services, and now that I see who you are, you have lost them” I take off my apron to clock and walk out. She makes a move towards me to presumably grab me when the executive chef, who is one of the main attractions for the company because he’s held in high regard, grabs her shoulder and growls “you’ve done enough, and you’ll have my 2 weeks on your desk before the end of the day” I couldn’t stop smiling on my drive home. Low and behold I find out later that my friends dad had actually recruited him to work at the country club he does now and the executive chef said he would but just needed a reason to get out of there to uphold his reputation to other chefs and boy did I provide.
    PS: I’m now properly compensated for my expertise :P

  • @XpatJohn
    @XpatJohn Pƙed 4 lety +9

    "Super" VP's. Very, funny. :) However, it is "Senior" VP (Vice President). But I am sure that most SVP's would love you version better.

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Only *I* can speak to your manager😂 These Karens are getting more entitled lol

  • @l0vu
    @l0vu Pƙed 4 lety +26

    Retsuko from Aggretsuko: **sees the tittle**
    Also Retsuko: Tell me more.

  • @teababe27
    @teababe27 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    The first story reminds me of 2 things:
    1. The Ashleys from Recess
    2. My name is Amanda. There were 4 other Amandas in my college class of about 120 people. I would reflexively look over my shoulder when someone called for one of the Amandas.

  • @Jesi310
    @Jesi310 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I've been told that a speed limit is only a suggestion unless a cop is present. lol

  • @EE-jo5pt
    @EE-jo5pt Pƙed 4 lety +7

    I listen to Rslash every morning to start my day. I genuinely excited the video is malicious compliance today. :D

  • @sunnivamhagatun
    @sunnivamhagatun Pƙed 4 lety +3

    «the most popular girls name was Ashley and the most popular boys name was michael»
    me: *immediately thinks of hunicast with ashley and michael*

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    15:23 YOUR DAD’S SUCH A GOOD LAWYER,HE COULD BEAT A SPEED TICKET AT COURT?!?!?!

  • @butter4934
    @butter4934 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    what I wish I could see was a waitress/cashier "can I speak to your manager?" Karen and a customer "Can I speak to your manager" fight
    it would be glorious.

  • @FusionGPV
    @FusionGPV Pƙed 4 lety +15

    When you can legally break the land speed record on a Canada road 😂😂

  • @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767
    @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    12:51
    “Execute Order 6- wait what?”

  • @theinquisition_
    @theinquisition_ Pƙed 4 lety +2

    The Karen was so bad, she called OP entitled

  • @rosepuppy1984
    @rosepuppy1984 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    You forgot “Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, and Michael!” 😂

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Honestly, I'm not sure automotive laws are the best place to execute malicious compliance.

  • @mageofice
    @mageofice Pƙed 4 lety +18

    Day 77 of asking for an episode of r/antimlm

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Never realized so many people have same names in that timespan.

  • @randomguy7340
    @randomguy7340 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I’m sorry, My dad just accepted a job as an SVP (Senior VP)so I’m VERY familiar with the term, and I found it really funny (in a good way) hearing you say it as super VP and by you making me laugh, you’ve really helped me cope with the stress of moving, and turn a bad day around

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion Pƙed 4 lety +3

    One day I'll be a Super VP!
    Not that I have a job, thanks to MS, but those are my initials!

  • @smileyroze9788
    @smileyroze9788 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    for a while i never cared to figure out what vp means but my brain goes like "oh like vip? cool vp now means very person" lol

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe Pƙed 2 lety

    The first one reminds me of the Bruce's sketch by Monty Python
    "Your name not Bruce then?"
    "Ah, no it's Michael"
    "You mind if we call you Bruce, it'd save a lot of confusion"

  • @JG-ew5fn
    @JG-ew5fn Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "Super" VP, that maked me laugh. Wait, I assumed you knew it was Senior. Either way, lol.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I’m thankful for R/!

  • @wheeliewonka721
    @wheeliewonka721 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    13:00 or so you said karma, my GSD puppy woke up. That's her name ahha

  • @blondethunder8912
    @blondethunder8912 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    The 2nd to last one op should have said “I am used to getting my way”

  • @markedwards3647
    @markedwards3647 Pƙed 3 lety

    "Ashley.Ashley, Ashley, Ashley... " I have another common name, and I recall that once a doctor called out for my name, and five of us, a nurse, a respiratory therapists, a secretary, a CNA, and a doctor, answered if five-part harmony.

  • @opderpinator
    @opderpinator Pƙed 4 lety +9

    I had a lot of food and ate it and later on, I couldn’t move 😂

    • @holzi4788
      @holzi4788 Pƙed 4 lety

      Thats how ya do it mate

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Like sleep paralysis but with food, hate it. I had to gut the turkey sooooo, yeah.

  • @imright77
    @imright77 Pƙed 4 lety +23

    I was actually here before 300 likes, wow

  • @hilaryhongkong
    @hilaryhongkong Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I'm not sure why OP was scared of getting fired for speaking to the VPs? I mean, I would have just attended the meeting and told them I'm sorry, but I was explicitly forbidden from saying anything. That I notified my boss and she screamed at me for agreeing to come to this meeting.

  • @animationlivegerman5989
    @animationlivegerman5989 Pƙed rokem

    To this "the law is the law"-thing.
    Amazingly I think he actually could have said "I am very aware at which speed you WANT me to go, but also there is no legal sign enforcing this speed"

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    i feel not so good like my depression is getting worse an harder to fight against an i have not been eating properly but i can't

    • @laprinceproteiforme
      @laprinceproteiforme Pƙed 4 lety +1

      naomi senpai I’ve been there. Make sure you have someone in your life who you feel comfortable talking to about this, whether this is a friend, parent, or someone else. Having someone to talk to has helped me a lot. Remember that you are loved. ❀

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Therapist. Go to the therapist.

  • @springybun3655
    @springybun3655 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I have no malicious compliance story, I'm ashamed :(

  • @mikasmith817
    @mikasmith817 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    It's against labor laws to let 2 people with the same name work the same shift? WTF!

  • @lordganlegion
    @lordganlegion Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The 2 women who quit probably quit because they hated that their boss was sexist.

  • @RedNightmare-qr5mb
    @RedNightmare-qr5mb Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I was on a choir trip with five Haley's and five Noah's. On the trip the teacher just shouted their last name during role coll.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      If there had been a flood during the trip, you'd probably be safe

  • @solidacid1337
    @solidacid1337 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    great timing as always!

  • @aPol.01
    @aPol.01 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    Read boss as being "sexiest"
    Still video didn't disappoint 😂

  • @kp-fc4yr
    @kp-fc4yr Pƙed 3 lety

    The speeding ticket stories reminded me of a specific case I transcribed when I did legal transcription 5ish years ago.
    Long story short, old lady wasn't wearing her seatbelt, refused to swear in to testify (so the judge could literally put ZERO weight to her testimony - hell he didn't even have to let her testify), and her ENTIRE ARGUMENT was basically "Jesus take the wheel".

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan Pƙed 4 lety +19

    Is the boss in the second story Kathleen Kennedy?

  • @lyrikalstyles8040
    @lyrikalstyles8040 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I actually read the title as sexist..I guess I'm not a moron

  • @mattl9972
    @mattl9972 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Man those guys at the end would make great lawyers😂

  • @MrJayrock620
    @MrJayrock620 Pƙed 4 lety

    My uncle got out of a ticket for 175k. His truck was 15 years old with 450k and the speedometer only went to 140km. He brought pictures of his truck and asked how he was supposed to go that fast in this POS. He won, but was guilty as all hell đŸ€Ł

  • @Chelsea23DEE
    @Chelsea23DEE Pƙed 4 lety +6

    The dads who kept getting speeding tickets could be putting themselves and other people lives in danger due to their reckless driving. How about just slow down and drive the speed limit.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I had similar thoughts. Reckless drivers are bad but to knowingly and intentionally be reckless is worse. No excuse. Bet they dui as well.

  • @PhantomStella
    @PhantomStella Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I hope that boss lady can't advance to a higher position ever again

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I once went to school in a class where only 5 (me included) out of 17 was named Christopher (with several ways to spell it, but all pronounced the same). Needless to say we needed to use surnames military style to avoid chaos.

  • @meelia4593
    @meelia4593 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    I would bet all my life savings, that the sexist boss believes she can't be sexist because she's a woman.

  • @christianstachl
    @christianstachl Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The last story was kinda nice regarding the "cleverness" towards court/the law, but i hate that people drive too fast and get away with it. One time, ok. Two times, ok. But so many times over a few years? That's not cool. (notice that this is phrased VERY politely, speeding is dangerous most of the time and i hate people who think that this is "cool" or so).

  • @mdeangelo2434
    @mdeangelo2434 Pƙed 4 lety +7

    Names have nothing to do with labor laws, just saying

    • @peachypanda57
      @peachypanda57 Pƙed 4 lety

      i think they meant so they were working enough hours

  • @KunalM-ec3pm
    @KunalM-ec3pm Pƙed 4 lety +2

    This might be my fav subreddit 😂

  • @vallihuldununtamed7669
    @vallihuldununtamed7669 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    That crazy boss and her "feminism" (which is actually sexism and insecurity) are a perfect example of why people who would happily support equality, are wary as he'll of feminism. She even makes those crazy "masculism rights" people look like they have a point.

  • @Alien_Cultist
    @Alien_Cultist Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I misread the title and thought it said "sexiest"

  • @haidenlockz
    @haidenlockz Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Why do I think the list of Ashley's would be like this
    Ashley
    Ashley
    Ashleigh
    Ashley
    Ashley

  • @rebeccaconlon9743
    @rebeccaconlon9743 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    As much as the speeding ticket part was funny, it's actually really dangerous... Lost too many people and pets to speeders..

  • @GustaveMichel
    @GustaveMichel Pƙed 4 lety

    SUPER VP. Man I'm gonna have to use that one if any of our VP's are ever promoted to Senior VP.

  • @caffeinatedbean8281
    @caffeinatedbean8281 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Fire

  • @queensin6884
    @queensin6884 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Telephone beyonce thumbnail xD

  • @elizabethalexander2501
    @elizabethalexander2501 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    You post every day at the same exact time 9am for me. I'm in Canada so I didnt get any turkey but I'm really happy to hear yall had a good one .

  • @firewizardrunepro
    @firewizardrunepro Pƙed rokem

    Op is such a doormat in that story. Reason the boss thought he was different cause he had absolutely no spine and didn't stand up for himself