r/Maliciouscompliance I Broke My Arm in Half Just to Prove Someone Wrong
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r/Maliciouscompliance This guy is metal AF! When a nurse doesn't believe that OP broke his arm and that he's just there to get pain meds, OP stares the nurse in her eyes and BENDS HIS ARM IN HALF! That must have been excruciating, but the horrified nurse on that smug nurse's face was well worth it! Enjoy this malicious compliance, and if you want to see more videos be sure to like and subscribe!
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Happy birthday
Happy bdayyyy
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Ok boomer
As a nurse, that nurseâs behavior in the story the kid broke his arm in is extremely unprofessional and makes me so upset. We are taught to NEVER assume, and take everyoneâs pain seriously. Patients depend on the nurses for pain relief; itâs our job to advocate for them and provide comfort and care. I understand there may be some difficult patients here and there who may exaggerate a bit but everyoneâs pain tolerance is different and regardless of the situation, she didnât handle that the right way at all. She didnât ask where the pain was, when it started, how long, etc. and needing an x-ray before pain relief is untrue. I feel bad OP had to deal with that and hopefully didnât skew his perception of all nurses.
With this new knowledge, I hope that nurse was fired, or at least retrained.
I hate to say it but Maybe that hospital worked differently.
âąMike Playsâą You have a point there. Some hospitals are different than others.
Op in that story here would at least have some drugs given to her in the ambulance and would already have had an IV in. At least that was my experience the 1st and 3rd time i broke my left wrist
I was a virgin until I was 25 (I used to be VERY religious.) In college, I went to our school clinic with abdominal pain. The nurse said snappishly, "I can't give you anything for pain until we do a pregnancy test." I told her that I was a virgin and she scoffed and said, "Yeah, right. Maybe I should put on some lipstick, since I guess I'll be on the news tonight when they broadcast about the pregnant virgin!" When my test came back negative, she couldn't even bring herself to bring the pain medicine to me--she sent it with a student volunteer. (I was later diagnosed with endometriosis.) I put in a complaint about her, but I never heard anything about it.
Two years later, when I was in grad school, I had to go back to the clinic. I was waiting in line to check in when I saw the same nurse. A woman in scrubs (Doctor? Head nurse? I don't know.) was standing about four feet from me and gestured Mean Nurse over and started whispering to her, but loudly enough that I could hear, "(Mumble mumble...) You need to talk to your daughter (mumble) appropriate attire (mumble) behavior." Mean Nurse was just looking down and nodding. I was wondering what it was about when I reached the desk and noticed there was a young woman (maybe 18-20) with the same red hair as Mean Nurse behind the receptionist, filing. She was wearing a filmy, absolutely see-through top and no bra. I mean, she might as well have been topless. Don't get me wrong--I think if men don't have to cover their nipples in public, women shouldn't have to either, but I would have been JUST as disturbed to see that much of a male employee in a medical setting as I was seeing her. I gave the receptionist my name, and as she was typing it in, the girl yelled, "Dr. Robertson!" I looked up and a really attractive male doctor had just come around the corner. "Have you seen my piercings?" she giggled, shimmying her boobs at him and making her pierced nipples flash. I looked at the receptionist with, I'm sure, huge eyes, and she just rolled her eyes at me, shrugged, and heaved a defeated sigh.
Guess what day it is today đ
Saturday?
Saturday rslash oh wait nevermind
Happy birthday!
Sunday? I live in Australia lol
Happy birthday đ„łđđđ
I love your channel, it makes my day đ
I can just imagine OPâs face when he
âre-brokeâ his arm. Smile, tears silently running down his face, internally screaming in pure and utter agony.
Ah Yes, Imperialism PTSD with this comment. This happened to me when my friend and I were cheerleading, I unknowingly broke my arm when she threw me then I fell off a chair the same day falling forward on the same arm.. put it this way it was no longer a doubt at that point. Lol.
@@EE-jo5pt How do you unknowingly break an arm?
@@geoman265. Shock...
Natures perfect (though relatively short-term) Pain Killer...
Geoman265 Izuku Midoriya thatâs how
Distracteddisturber I was just about to make that joke...
This dude who broke his arm did the most INSANE power move Iâve ever heard of and I want to applaud him for it!
It would probably hurt for him to applaud himself
Op: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move *re-breaks arm*
Op: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move *re-breaks arm*
itâs fake
@@bostonrailfan2427how do you know this exactly?
Our boy got a sponsorship, he's growing up so fast.
Just wait until he gets sponsored by raid shadow legends
Looks like Google won't be closing his CZcams account for lack of profitability or whatever it's listed as in the service agreement.
@@aurongrande6141 well in-video ads don't earn google anything soo.....
What happened to Mama Waffles?
@@24wherath36 Well, there is that.
When you don't believe a kid but then his hand goes exorcist
I lost it. At a quarter after 5 in the morning.
I actually under stand this because I have two plates and eleven screws in my right forarm because I fell when trying to jump off a rolling barrel or running barrel I should sayand if I could figure out how, I could send the pics to your email rSlash.
(Right bone in the forearm was a complete fracture and the other one was a Segmental fracture (both of which were complete) and greenstick basically meaning that it was bent out of shape.
I never believe such storys because also junkies get pain reliver because you get pain. In europe it is illegal don't help to relive the pain.
itâs BS
@@duderobi itâs a kid, she didnât have the right to do what she did. if she was real sheâd be fired for gross misconduct and hurting a patient
That first story...
I absolutely love it when people like that Nurse instantly lose that smug grin as a result of their predetermined presumptions get absolutely shattered, especially if that smug punchable attitude is otherwise very foolish.
I heard from another nurse in this comment section that she was entirely in the wrong for not treating his pain. They said the whole "we need an X-ray to prove it's broken first" is actually a lie. I hope she got punished for her inappropriate behavior.
Bonnietelo Cole I bet what I am going to say is not true but might be hospital policy most likely false though
@@bonnietelocole6777 Depending on the type of Nurse, they still need the doctor to prescribe opioids for his pain. The nurse did have other alternatives for pain management that didn't include narcotics, however, and those should have been a given (I mean the EMT, if there is a paramedic on, would have given him pain medication prior to arriving at the hospital depending on the distance.)
I don't side with the nurse as the nurse definitely could have handled the situation a lot better but there are a few factors in here that you should give consideration. The first being the nurse's position, if she is just a basic nurse, then she still needs the provider's orders (though she can give them the recommendation so they can expedite that) to give the patient opioids for that kind of pain, if she was a nurse practitioner, then depending on the state or in collaboration with the physician, she could have prescribed opioids for pain. Two, she probably has a protocol that dictates how medication administration is handled (as all healthcare facilities have this or something similar) even though sometimes you want to give medication to someone who clearly needs it, but they still have to go through the proper steps to cover their butts because people are always looking to sue. Third, you should definitely look for context that isn't a single subjective viewpoint. We all enjoy Rslash and he entertains us with personality types for the "bad guy" in the story, but you should be as objective as possible, especially when you're considering that violence is an acceptable method of dealing with someone who is annoying to you or different when it definitely is not. Not being able to do this and following it with feelings of violence that you believe is justified and then calling them foolish is either hyperbole or hypocrisy.
In any case, the nurse definitely had the capability to give a medication that is not considered a controlled substance for his pain until she received authorization for more effective medication. If this story went exactly as the OP stated, then she was probably a burnt-out nurse dragging ass and that is not acceptable for any patient or healthcare facility to have as a care provider.
@@bonnietelocole6777 either she did, mayb demoted or some other punishment or she got poetic justiced by her daughter making her feel such immense shame, probably daily. lol
As someone who's broken their arm in half before-
That first story made me actually die on the inside at the end.
I've done it too when he said you could hear an "audible Snap" Vietnam like flashbacks attacked
Our boy got a Sponshership ON HIS BIRTHDAY!
*sponsorship
HE GOT PAID ON HIS BIRTHDAY
The kid from the 1st story has the same energy from the kid from another story that break his legs and accidentally get a guy blacklisted
Edit: The op from the other video unscrewed his bones
@Bruce Wayne Yea, i just remember via video title
rSlash covered that too. I think DarkFluff is where I heard it first though. #notsponsored
@Bruce Wayne
The story with the broken arm sure was incredible painful, but the story with the screws was even painful to hear.
@@callousTelegnosis I remember when redditor read it on r/supernova revenge
itâs fakeâŠthe nurse would never treat a kid like that especially one brought in alone by ambulance
Involuntarily Volunteered... that my friends is what we call being "Voluntold"
"Victimteer" is also a good one
I didn't like only because there are 69 likes. just as it should bee
@@theblackcrayon6635 đšđžđŸ đ”đČđŽđź đłđȘđđ?
Lol yeah that's what I call it too
Honestly I think about it as...
_C o n s c r i p t i o n_
>insert Soviet Anthem here
lady who broke her own arm: DON'T LET NO ONE TELL YOU IT WASN'T WORTH IT. IT TOTALLY WAS. MET TONS OF HOSPITAL STAFF LIKE THIS. SO, SO GOOD IT FELT TO LISTEN TO THIS.
We remember... Happy birthday rSlash!
A nurse FAILS TO TELL AN ARM IS BROKEN? It must've been hella swollen by now too, how can a trained nurse not tell the difference between that and a heallthy arm?
I get so triggered when nurses and doctors don't give teens the care they need because some teens abuse the system.
I have had several injuries dismissed as nothing just because of me being a little bit overweight. Apparently ankles twice the size of my other one or a swollen wrist after a scaphoid fracture look like fat even with the size difference being obvious
I get that part of a nurse's job is to ensure patients aren't just in the ER to get drugs, but seriously?! That was SO unprofessional. Pain management especially in the ER is the *FIRST* priority, not the testing. And you know something? Ice is part of pain management. The nurse should have at least gotten that for OP since the number of times I've gone to the ER for my own or someone else's broken limb we were *always* given ice.
How many times have you broken your arm?
the arm kid is a badass but OOF that hurts to hear
id totally do that tho
I'd go one step further and slap her with the broken arm to re-break it and tell her that her behavior is going entirely against the protocol she was taught. It would increase the pain 30 fold but it'd be worth it to traumatize her into actually doing what she was supposed to do.
I felt it when the kid broke his arm.
IzzyPlaying IDK me too, me too.
Press X to doubt
Yeah this sounds like something I would do out of spite tbh
A small sacrifice of flesh can convince anyone, no matter the situation.
Do you know this from experience?
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@@Abyss30 lol
True, but painful
doctors, organ donor, black market dealer, you're right
"Imagine getting paid just to nap" my husband works at a place that is so slow that he literally gets paid $14/hr. To do nothing. He and his manager will sit down and watch a movie together because they get so slow lol
can i switch jobs with your husband?
@Big boi I'm betting on Night Security. Usually those jobs are pretty piss easy because 99% of the time, nothing is going on
@Big boi it's a check cashing/ money loan place.
@@Icalasari I'm a hotel Night Auditor and I have a coworker who does security. Neither of us do a whole lot. The most I do is check a handful of people in a night, if that, put some papers in a filing cabinet (which only takes a few minutes), and fill out a room rack for housekeeping, which takes about a half-hour. Other than that, it's basically just a lot of CZcams and Reddit.
@@pockettot6562 I'm taking his job. I get paid minimum wage to do everything at my place lmal
i can see myself in that situation:
nurse wannabe: _I "i need proof that its broken or you have to wait your turn. an ambulance means nothing for a broken arm complaint"_
me: taking my arm in my hand I bend it all the way back from the middle of the bone and ask *_"IS THAT ENOUGH FUCKING PROOF??"_*
I would start screaming at her telling her that if she doesnt give me something that i would ger her fired. Could prove her wrong, and get her fired. Would feel good
Goj Tyraxyz Yup, in the ER dealing with pain is done BEFORE testing. That was extremely unprofessional and she was hopefully fired for that. Plus the kid was literally standing next to nurses... Iâm honestly confused how a nurse can be so stupid. đ
My high school had what we called âThe Tankâ, which was ended only after my second year there but had been there when both my brothers went to school (one three years older then me and the other six years older). If you were late at all past the bell, you went to The Tank (it was actually called the Tardy Room, but you know teens). Absences mattered, but being in tank was not an absence. And absents had to be okayed by a parent, so if you no-call, no-show they called your home. Have a test you didnât study for... oh nooooo late for class... and they had to let you take it later.
The Tank had one rule, no talking. You could pass notes, you could sleep, you could listen to your music on your headphones... so... yeah... it was âquiet study timeâ that involved just not being in class.
"We are going to punish you for missing 5 minutes of class by making you miss ALL of class!"
"Wait, why are so many of our students failing?"
My high school had a room we called the "Pool". It really was a service room next to the changing rooms under the gym. We used it to practice (before a big performance) in the vocal Ensemble I was in because it echoed and you could very clearly tell when someone was off tune/rhythm/ect... that's all lmao kinda related but not really
We get a dentention after being late one time. It happened to me once, I didn't show up to detention, and nothing happened. And they think kids are treated "fairly"
@@gtd1783 I've never went to a single detention I got and nothing happened đ
Mink me neither, why did you put a skull? Also, you probably failed English, unless thats not your first language.
Oh my god the first story reminded me of my sister! When she was very young (about 4 years old) we were playing on my parents bed and she fell off it wrong and broke her arm in half. My mum saw this happen and saw that it was broken even though my sister didn't make a noise. Obviously panicked my mum went to my dad and told him to take them to the hospital. Now, my dad is a unique person after having me so he didn't believe my mum as he said "she can't have broken her arm, she's not crying" so my mum takes my sister's arm and bends it backwards while my sister is stoic as ever. I don't know if my sister remembers it but it's a funny memory now!
My 8-year-old fell and split her scalp open when she was little, around 2. And the fall scared her and she cried about that, but got over it pretty quickly. So here she is, scalp split enough to see and bleeding everywhere, and just a totally fine, happy little kid. Even when the nurse put stitches in, unphased. Little kids handle that stuff so well, it's funny.
When I was seven I was jumping from the top of my bunk bed to my sister's bed when I landed wrong, my head hit something on the bed. It was hurting so I went to my sister since she always consoled me no matter how small the injury was. She patted my head thinking that it was just a scratch until she took back her hand and saw all the blood. Luckily for a nine year old my sister moved quickly and got my parents to take me to the hospital. The last thing I remembered before I blacked out was someone wrapping a towel around me head.
fealubryne In. P.m.
Unknown Name *sometimes* it doesnât hurt. When i tried to curl my fingertips my wrist felt like actual hell
@@erin3967 exactly. Sometimes, not always.
Technically he broke his arm to "Break" a point
And hitting the breaking point.
That nurse Broke out in a panic, seeing OP do such a self-brutal thing.
OP (to b1tch nurse): Well, I hate to break it to you but--
*âI fall off the bench , and you can hear an Audible popâ*
Deaf people : *Is Grossed*
*visible confusion*
Deaf people:*visible confusion and internal screaming*
0:59 I love how he elaborates that he didn't break his arm dancing on the wet table in the dark, as if he KNEW that's what we were all thinking (Along with 'Why the heck would you do that? While it's raining? And miserable? And not even bring a FLASHLIGHT?!').
Okay
Happy birthday r/slash!
And now that I wished you a happy birthday, you have to give me:
-your dog
-a Nintendo Switch
-your house
-your car
-$10.000
-Artwork
-a free upgrade for any flight of my choosing, that you'll also be paying for!
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Celinder aww have a heart and at least leave him with Yugo lol
@@salsylexhagen7423 But i waaant hiiiiim. I've been so good in school (10 years ago) and I deseeeerve itđđđđ
Actually, YOU have to give HIM those items. It's HIS birthday.
@@poseidon2363 Damn.... Reverse unođ
I Set a reminder for this and EVERYTHING HAPPY BIRTHDAY r/slash
The school story reminds me of what my dad used to tell me about working at the post office. If he was stuck in traffic & going to be late, he would call in sick & go home. If he was late, he got wrote up, but if he called off, nothing would happen.
I sometimes question our society's priorities.
"Involuntarily volunteered." I've always used volun-told in those circumstances. I like a more taciturn approach.
Local birthday boy gives Us a gift instead of the other way around. A true blessing
happy birthday Rslash!!!
I remembered yay.
I broke my arm a couple years ago and still cringe when I see the words â broken armâ
Oh, no... *there it is again!*
When I was little about 7-8, I was sleeping in my mom's bed and cuddling with the cat. She was pretty old by then and was probably sick at the time. Well, I'm petting her and her shacks... And something lands in my right eye. I evidently got up and in the time it took for me and my mom to get to the bathroom. My eye had begun swelling it was the size of a golf ball in a matter of minutes.
Mom gives me a hand towel with some water and we rushed to the hospital in the Colorado winter.
We get there and the front desk nurse doesn't believe us. Granted my eye is covered up and I'm crying pretty hard from fear.
My mom being the no-nonsense lady she slowly tasks the compress off my eye. Now because it had taken so long my eye had swelled to the size of a softball.
The nurse's eyes go wide with understanding and fear. She has us go through her office into the rest of the hospital and a doctor sees me shortly after.
It was so angry and irritated I thought I was going to lose my eye. I was a sick kid so I learned that hospital = serious. So I asked and I could see his heart melt in his chest. He reassured me and I got special eye drops.
The swelling went down by the next day and for a very long time. My right eye was slightly more burred than my left.
Anny, our cat lived for about a year or two after that before passing away from old age. She was a good girl, and I still miss her to this day.
Wait what fell in your eye ???
m you know how he pet the cat? Well i am pretty sure the cats claws got his eye
you know whatâs funny my cat actually did not scratch my eye but he did get my face I have a cool scar now
@@veratsia we still have no idea. could have been anything.
@@ClairaRose was probably something the cat hacked up.
Literally any antagonists of the story:
So you have chosen... Death
OP: *Uno Reverso Card*
Nice
Yes
Antagonists: Oh sh-
Or this: czcams.com/video/MWqS4A1kVKY/video.html
So anyway just an average commenter wishing you a happy birthday
Todayâs my little sisterâs birthday,
_gamer moment._
What!? How did you know it was my birthday...
same?
@@saltysnowboi aww thats cute, send her my regards man
@@mr.bubbles5829 you could say I have *THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE*
I died of laughter at the first one.
I can imagine him having pain, but still manage to grin to the nurse.
He got a sponsor, he's all grown up now!
Everyone who disliked are the Karenâs who heâs talked about
And chads
And Kyle's
Multiple Karen's are disliking, OH GOD
RedDream 367 Karenâs kevins and chads
10:43 everyone, fill in the blank.
An employee doesn't leave a job, they leave a _________.
(Edit: you guys had some pretty good answers, but unfortunately the correct answer was: manager)
Prorevenge plan?
Toe
Virus?
Time bomb?
Dead animal in the ductwork?
*l u b e*
Why do I feel like, we're playing the CZcams coment section, of cards against humanity?
YES, HE'S DONE A PARTNERSHIP, ONLY AFTER 1 YEAR ON THE SITE, THAT'S GOTTA BE A RECORD, GET THIS MAN A TROPHY AND A PINT (edit: fixed the type "he's done a partner")
This reminds me of the time in 2015 when I was running up the stairs (when I could still run) and I tripped, fell forward, and caught myself on my outstretched arms. I felt and heard a snap in my back around my right shoulder blade and I thought I had just torn a ligament or something. The pain was really bad but I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome so I have painful joints and bones all the time and didn't think much of it. When I finally went to the doctor (I went to a military clinic at the time because my dad is retired army and I was still young enough to be on his insurance, and I've had bad experience with military clinics so I hesitated) they X-rayed my shoulder and it turned out that I had broken my scapula. The technician seemed a bit surprised since that's a really hard bone to break so they said that it was "an impressive fall." Now I have limited motion in that arm and it still gets sore but I love that I get to tell people that I fell _up_ the stairs.
I broke both collarbones by tripping, on separate occasions. I feel it's just shy of your story lol
You fell UP the stairs and managed to break a flat bone in your BACK. You're a wizard.
I fell up the stairs too, but with much less of a consequence (I only bruised my knee). That day was apparently cursed (hence why I now dislike Valentine's Day) and I managed to fall 3 different times without breaking anything.
The first time I fell, I was walking up the stairs and I nearly slammed m face into the ground, but I managed not to, only slamming my knee into the stair.
The second time, I can really remember what happened. It wasn't as memorable as the other two.
The third time, I flew down five stairs onto the floor because I tripped at the top stair. I landed on my stomach and propped my head on my hands with my elbows on the floor before my friend saw me. She had heard me cry out when I fell but hadn't turned yet.
Cupid really had it out for me that year, haha.
Ow! I fall up the stairs alllll the time but the worst Iâve ever had was carpet burn.
i have had a calendar notification set from when he mentioned his birthday forever ago
Same! It was a video ages ago eh?
Me too!
Me too
me too
Same here
You mentioned this a couple months ago -
Happy Birthday RSlash!
The broken arm story reminds me of when I got a concussion when the EMT was yelling at me for not fully remembering my address. Remind you, I was like 9. I was thinking, "Im sorry I just hit my head on a metal rail and have my eyelid gushing blood but whatever.."
Nobody:
Phil Swift: I sawed this arm in half
Flex-bandaid
FlexCast
"imagine getting paid to nap" lmao imagine getting paid to browse and read Reddit
Fyi: don't mean this in a malicious way, just a tad jealous lol. Love your content
100% accurate tho ^^
lol, this reminds me of what happened to me, I had to go to court for truancy, and they were counting me being late as a full day absence, so i stopped going to school when i was late because it made no difference.
The arm break story made me physically cringe when he said he bent his arm to prove it lmao
Damn toughy lol. I couldn't do that myself, even now at 25. I was just gonna say that after a while, the pain doesn't go down but you eventually just stop crying and screaming all together, I guess cause you're tired lol. I was 7 when I broke my wrist, the tears stopped until they x rayed it and wouldn't stop moving it
đ€šUgh, I DEMAND another video today! You already read the one about the kid missing school and I had to wait a whole 24 hours for this video. I deserve compensation for having to wait! And an extra video too! Newsflash, just because it's your birthday, doesn't mean you get to be lazy about your videos. I expect a new video up before end of day and compensation for my trouble. Ugh, some people!đ€Šđœââïž
Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY rSlashđ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY r/
Sees presents
Well my son, heâs been SUCH a good boy and... deserves them more then you soooooo....
Hand them over now
Iâm not a boomer what you talking about?!!
The 2000s are almost 20 years ago? Still feels like ten
Until you watch or listen to something in the 2000s and realize how much things have changed between 2000s and 2010s
Oh god, the good old days.
Wait what, I wasnât even alive then and it feels so recent!
I once had a security job. Bossman couldn't get my paychecks to quit bouncing, and that was what ultimately drove me out of that job, but on the bright side he was thrilled that I played video games all night when I was on the job. Why? Because, unlike 90% of his other guards, I was *awake.*
4:13 that sounds more like R/pettyrevenge for me.
Its both
When you have nothing to comment about
Happy Bday Bro
Hope you have a great day đ
Haha me
Itâs my bday today thanks
azzatheslayea Lol I knew someone would do that.... Happy Birthday
Rkt_Darkness1442 thanks!
@@azzatheslayea8535 Happy birthday to you
I'm an EMT. I've been in the ambulance, and I've been in triage at the ER. Things get hectic and weird. But thankfully, none of the nurses I've worked with have been one of 'those'.
That last story just makes me cringe. If you can't be bothered to be to school on time, then you'll never be anywhere on time. Those punishments aren't even that onerous. The fact that your dad was enabling you is just sad.
I literally made a reminder on my phone when you said your birthday in a earlier video so I didn't forget.
And also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I did the same
I put a note on the fridge :p
Same đ
Same haha
Same! Good job supporting our guy =)
happy birthday rSlash
That first kid is the definition of "teenegers scare the living shit out of me"
2:39 IDK WHY BUT THAT âtuhâ MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD SKDJFFJ
1:31 i can relate, when i broke my arm i slipped on ice and full weight on it "crunch" got up and it looked like i was growing a fin out of my left arm
Edit 1. OMG i have a plate too
Happiest B'day Rslash! You're my most favorite youtuber, with your daily uploads, not even a single day ever goes boring. Stay healthy and happy always!!
My best friend got detentions all the time because their dad literally EVERY DAY dropped them off AT the late time. This man does EVERYTHING late. They had an important doctor's appointment at 10:30? That's the time he'd LEAVE THE HOUSE, to pick them up from SCHOOL, then take them there.
I get they have to deal with addicts and hypochondriacs, but Snotty nurses annoy the crap out of me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! IM SOOO GLAD YOUR MOM GAVE BIRTH TO HOWEVER MANY YEARS AGO! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!
*sees title*
Ever heard of "don't be right, be smart"? Only a child's brain can do this
It's an appropriate response to the situation.
Healthcare workers can be absolutely insufferable.
Not really an appropriate response, he could have damaged structures in his arm irreparably or even lost it entirely. He did make himself an immediate emergency.
First story. I was 55, retired military. I fell six feet, protecting my wrists by crossing them in front of my chest, which is where I landed. I was knocked out for a few minutes. I worked the next day before going to the ER. During the range of motion test for my wrists, the ER nurse explained if they were broken I'd be screaming in pain. So no X-rays. Eight months later during physical therapy for carpel tunnel, my facilitator told me my wrists were broken. That's after I'd seen two doctors about my wrist pain. And btw, I've broken a lot of bones in my career, shock yea, but no screaming.
I have a chronic illness that sometimes lands me in the hospital in a considerable amount of pain.
Iâve been accused of all kinds of things, from being pregnant, to being drunk, to being medication seeking.
Then my blood pressure drops below measurability and they start to take me seriously.
It. Sucks.
Happy Birthday, rSlash! Or, being the gaming geek I am: congrats on leveling up!
(Mario upgrade sound)
"Wohoo, just-a what I needed."
Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a safe and lovely day! And give Hugo a cuddle please lol
"Why didn't you warn me about your overtime?!" = "I'm a bad boss who doesn't know how to manage employees, and put my responsibility onto them. Also, I'd likely ignore them when they tell me about their overtime anyway"
When I have children I will teach them to look for broken systems and to exploit them.
So many stupid people making rules, it would be needed survival knowledge at this point!
Ahh, how I love malicious compliance! Oh! Also, Happy Birthday rSlash!
our boy got a birthday sponsorship
On the scheduling manager:
Congratulate OP for me because they got filed as 'do not mess with' by Human Resources, having shown they know paperwork.
Seriously... Human Resources like drones that don't know how to create a paper trail, those that do have to be treated with respect!
3 lates = detention is harsh? Please. My school had ONE LATE = one day IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION. It was implemented via random lock out days. One day my mom couldn't find her keys, so I was late to school. Sat in the almost completely filled auditorium the whole school day.
Happy birthday! Had this day on the calendar. And you said we would ALL forget. Have a great birthday đ„ł
Happy birthday rSlash! Thank you for the neat reddit reading content on CZcams!
I was 11 when I had to sit in a hospital for 2 hours before getting seen in a room, and another hour before the doctor comes. I didn't even get painkillers! They were seeing kids with COLDS before they saw the kid with A BROKEN ARM. At least I got to skip two days of school.
I would sue the shit out of the hospital or nurse itself. At the very least I would get her fired. Itâs not your job to judge the patient or determine what their problem âactually isâ, itâs your job to HELP THEM.
Happy day of birth, rSlash!!!! I made sure to mark your bday in my calendar so I wouldn't forget the special day of one of my favorite youtubers! I hope you have a wonderful day đ
Oh that broken arm one makes me want to vomit. I can handle most stories but holy cow thatâs intense
Can relate with the first story. If you've ever known someone who has a connective tissue disorder, such as EDS. Chances are, they had to purposely dislocate their joints, just to get the proper treatment they need.
I got a good nursing story. Worked at an urgent care as receptionist. Guy presents with bloody nose. We report to the triage nurse and she has him sit with head back and bridge pinched. 5 min later he comes to the window with nose still covered, wanting to be seen asap. The girl goes to the nurse, nurse says no, it wasn't an emergency when she saw him. 5 min later he comes to the window again and poor girl goes green when he says his nose was still bleeding, showing her his bloody tissue. I saw it, saw the blood, the snot and a chunk of dark mass. The dude blew his nose to make it bleed, blowing the blood clot out to do it. Nurse still refused to move him up.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH!!!đđđ
Hehehe I've been waiting for this day! I watched that one video! Hehehe!!! I even set an alarm hehehehehe it is time!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY R-SLASH
my school had similar thing with being late, its ridiculous. Basiacally you got minus points for being late, more for missing a whole lesson. BUT missing the lesson could be excused when you get a parents note. So everyone running 2 minutes late just skipped the entire first lesson to avoid accumulating too many negative points which could even make you repeat a year if you arent carefull.
Nurse: Oh you have terminal Cancer? PROVE IT!
Kid: _Dies_
Happy birthday rSlash!! Thank you for satisfying my boredom every day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! you thought we would forget
I relate to the last dad on that one. Honestly, if there's no immediate punishment for showing up late you might as well not show up at all, literally already applying this to school. Like as long as you know your shit you're fine.
rSlash reading a story iâve already read is a trippy experience
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AMAZING REDIT READER!!!!!!! Here's a cake đ
I set a reminder on my phone to wish you a happy birthday... so.. happy birthday :Âł
Same lol
Me too
Same
I have no medical training, and I still would be able to tell that an arm was broken just by discoloration.
That last story was the story of a bad father. The whole point of those strict rules are to encourage parents to get their kids to school on time. I honestly feel bad for that child.
That crappy nurse is why everyone needs an advocate at the hospital
Happy birthday RSlash!
Regarding breaken arms, don't try to push it into place, it won't hurt initially, but if you move it again it can do internal damage which is why he was in the intense pain he was.
at my school you get a detention after one late if it was without valid reason but no extra punishments