r/Maliciouscompliance I SMASHED My Boss's Car with a Concrete Hammer!
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- čas přidán 11. 08. 2021
- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a trio of bosses. Two of the bosses are brothers, and they never ever clean their concrete stirring stick. They leave that job to OP, which takes a full hour out of his day to clean the concrete. Eventually, OP gets sick of spending so much time chipping the concrete of the stick. When his bosses tell him, "It's your job!" OP grabs the concrete stick and smashes it against his boss's van, shattering the concrete and instantly cleaning the stick.
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Puppybloopers are back!
As Yugo has gotten older, he's not quite as whiny/woofy as he used to be... unless the mailman comes around.
that means yugo has leveled up to his final doggo form
Ah yes, the fluffy boy is growing up. Is he being a good boy?
Can't wait for baby bloopers. Also you should do more TIFU (and possibly check out r/entitledparentsmemes). And Yugo has grown so much!
Be honest- Is a small part of you relieved? Love Yigo but that whine frequency could split skulls! 🤣
show us Yugo one day pleaseeeee
Keeping track of your coworkers bathroom breaks is a form of harassment. My mom’s old supervisor used to sit outside the women’s restroom with a stopwatch and timed everyone. My mom got him fired for it. Surprisingly he go rehired after I started there, now I have to deal with him. I told my coworkers that if he does it again I’ll make getting him fired a family tradition.
Do it.
Please do! Let us know how it goes lol
Did he try anything like that again? If he's smart which it seems like he's definitely not 😂 then he'd avoid your family probably
If you've got that kind of time then you can't be getting any work done..
Should invite your mom to revisit the old workplace just to see the look on his face.
"I said no heavy panting" *Yugo argues*
Best bloopers heehee
This is why you always take care of your bowling lanes. You don’t want to have a really angry person whose ball is destroyed.
I'm a league bowler, and had JUST purchased a new Rhino at my pro shop. FIRST frame it came back with a gouge in it. I immediately showed it to the desk and they moved me to a new lane and shut down the lane. Pro shop was able to repair it in time for next league meet. Don't know what they had to fix on the lane, but mine was the only ball that got gouged that day.
@@SchererProductionServices hi. Until this video I had no idea that bowling balls got gouged from different things at the bowling alley or that they could be repaired. My parents were on a league when I was a little girl eons ago so I don't know if it ever happened to them. Plus I wonder if they could repair them back then. I think I have to look up how it's done. After you got yours back, can you tell where it was repaired? It must've really sucked to have that happen right after you got it. It's like the feeling of driving a new car off the lot and when you park at store a mile away and someone's shopping cart puts a small dent in it and scratches it. Even if you get rid of it you still know it was there. Lol. Sorry for going on so long. I really just was going to ask my questions and that's it. Have a great day/night. 🎳😀🎳😀🎳😀🎳
@@cheri9973 I knew where it was and I couldn't find it after the repair. They did a great job and it didn't change the handling at all.
@@SchererProductionServices oh wow that's awesome! I'm definitely going to find a video that shows it being done. I loved bowling, but I was never very good at it. My Mom and Dad were good and had trophies. I realize now that I don't remember them ever giving pointers on bowling like they did. Which as you know is night and day from how a regular person out bowling with friends bowls.
Tbh this comment sounds more cursed than it should be
Rslash: do you want to record with me?
Yugo: malicious compliance time. I will read the posts!
Rslash: what are you doing?
Yugo: L E A R N I N G
Rslash: No heavy panting
Yugo: Mimics him
be careful what you wish for, you just might get it
rSlash: "60k for software is insane"
Me, working in IT: you have no idea
Yea. For huge companies 60K is nothing. But for a small company like this. Why would you pay 60K for that software that does not even work? XD Just hire 2 people to do booking and booking only. Like 2 people on 30K each a year seems to be way above minimum wage. And it seems like it would be more effective at least in this case.
And yes I have worked IT as well. My company would save a lot by having this software. But the one in the story. Does not sound like it XD
Though if they’ve got multiple events happening everyday at the same time having the software would make it so much easier. I’ve done 3 day av where I’m running it and had someone come in last minute and say we reserved this piece of equipment or that piece and then you’re scrambling for it. My real question is if this is the newest version of software they were using before and the previous version was working, why not role back and use the functional one while the kinks are being worked out?
Also when you have 30 people using a software for rental equipment, that is not a small business and it is making millions threw the year for sure.
Back to the story:
Software is tricky. So when the software of the current version works just fine at the development company, there has to be a bug in the upgrade from a lower version to the current version and finding that is nearly impossible without testing it on the equipment and database used by the customer.
Hahaha! My mom is IT support and has been really mad at her company, because she has a programming degree and decades of experience, but they outsourced their new software instead of letting her do it. She's extremely qualified, she already works for them, and she knows *exactly* what they need because she freaking works there! She asked to write the software for less and could promise it would be customized to their needs. Now they have expensive software that bugs out all the time.
Yepp. It’s kinda insane how little I’m paid with how much money I’m trusted with when it comes to ordering software and equipment.
Mindy would complain about people not being productive when she takes time out of her day to see when people are using the restroom, arriving at the building; etc. which is very unproductive considering that means she isn’t working.
Not only that, it creates a hostile work environment.
I think she does It to get Out of Working
it’s easy when the manager is close to you like hers was
I feel like if Dabney is half as good with his daughter as he is with Yugo, then she is going to be one very loved person.
We'll be blessed with puppy and toddler bloopers as soon as his daughter can walk.
@@TimeLady8 i so wanna hear some toddler babbling bloopers in the future XD or both her and the dog barging in lol
Dababy 👀
@@Lexi-vv3yl came here to say exactly this lol. I can't wait for it 😅🥰
@@milkman3213 NO
Could you do r/treelaw again? Its been about a year and those were really fun to listen to, but I know those stories are slow to come in, so its fine if not
What's r/treelaw about?
@@XM8A1 ohoho its heaven in a lawsuit, its not usually about trees for the most part ngl
@@penneykara6143 damn lol. Thx tho :)
@@XM8A1 well its basically a subreddit about when someone cuts down a tree illegally and they get sued.
@@AkagisWhiteComet ahhh ok thx
When Mindy told about bathroom breaks, she asked to be referred to as "Oh Pee".
Oh peeindy
after he nailed them he must have been “oh sh1t”
I think the OP who wrote the Mindy story wrote another one where they had to evaluate all employees. The while team was honest, in a constructive way, about Mindy. The boss was not happy and made them re do it with "just the facts". So...that's what they did. "Mindy is 5'10" tall." "Mindy starts work at 7 am and leaves at 3 pm." "Mindy has dark hair and green eyes".
Boss was not happy 😂🤣
😂
haha, yes! I was wondering if this was the same Mindy. Nice to see she finally has a boss who won't stand for her middle school bs.
Makes me wonder if Mindy and the boss has a thing going on cuz its kinda weird lmao
@@nna_ Very likely I'd say
@@ScooterBond1970 I wasn't all that fond of supervising people when it was my job. I'd be damned if I would do it when it's not my job. And tracking pee breaks is chickencrap, whether you're the supervisor or not.
"Dude, it's a mixing stick. It's not hard to hit it with a hose when you're done."
"Just clean it, it's your job."
*VIBE CHECK INBOUND*
that van got check vibed
Had I been the boss, I'd be furious with them. "You two saved 1 minute that cost him 1 hour? I don't need a calculator to know that's a lot of money off MY books you've cost. A FIREABLE amount of money in fact. Next time you fartknockers don't clean it, I will smack it clean against your HEADS!"
@@ethanor honestly honestly, I would’ve fired OP. Those two were his boss and he showed amazing lack of restraint, and anger issues.
The bit about the schedule for tinkles reminds me of Sheldon Cooper.
"It took me forever to get him on a bathroom schedule. He would just go, whenever the mood struck him!"
"But it's clear now, our dinner schedule, my bowel movement spreadsheet, my pajama rotation. It's clear now. I've been wasting my time."
Moving from a teenager who had to ask/tell someone that you’re going to the bathroom, or someone telling you when to take lunch, to an adult that can just walk out whenever is a real shock.
The “cement dent” story had me in tears!!! I’m playing that for my husband! His crews are a piece of work, we spend the weekend repairing cords they’ve cut and washing tools they’ve gotten so messy that we swear they drag them through mud before loading them in the work vans. I went to all the job sites just this Monday and put the fear of me in them. I’m sick of repairing wires every weekend. Knuckleheads! No more cookies for you! 😂
If it's legal, tell them that repair costs come out of their paychecks, and it's *by hour* spent on repairs.
@@Shoyro We don’t trust them one bit to fix anything correctly. It is legal to dock their pay repairing property they damaged if they can’t pay up front. That’s been a policy for two months now. My husband pays me now 😂 I’m on the payroll as “Tool Maintenance Coordinator”. I told him to start calling me when a tool is damaged so I can go out to the site and repair it there so weekends are freed up a bit. On Fridays I go to all the sites and make them stay late, no pay, to clean the tools as well. That started about 3 weeks ago. Wait until the plunkers see how low their bonuses are at the end of the year. Not all of them are horrible, it’s the same ones every week. Too busy to fire them and help is hard to find these days.
@@Sorchia56 that's understandable. They could also go for an extra bonus if they have incentive for taking care of the wires. If they take care of the gear properly for a lengthy period of time without you needing to do repairs if it's their fault, then reward them for the effort. Understandable if you can't do that for financial reasons. Some people just need positive motivation to shape up.
Naughty workers get no cookies
@@morphstarchangeling8024 Ha! One of the guys asked at the Christmas party why they haven’t had any goodies for so long. I told him ‘because you’re lazy, disrespectful of company property and already have an incentive pay each week just for showing up on time for that week!’ He walked away with his head down. 😂😂😂
The puppy makes a glorious return. ^.^ I was just thinking about how I missed the doggo the other day.
People like Mindy never grew up and think that they are still in first grade. 🙄 I couldn't stand people like that when I WAS in first grade and that's why I started my own business... Ugh.
“What was your inspiration for starting this company?” *”Pure, unadulterated **_hatred.”_*
What was the point of bringing up your business you discord mod look alike
@@orbeezeater No, I just happened to be of the opinion that children should be treated like people instead of talked down to and belittled. And the point of bringing it up was to agree with the OP that I don't like people who act like Mindy? 🤷🏼♀️
@@jcfreak2007 I agree with you and OP as well, I just thought it was funny you started your business because you don’t like the “Mindys” of the world and I* tried making a shitty joke. ✌️
Office staff need to throw a blanket party for Mindy.
"Isn't keeping track of your employees' pee breaks, like, violating some sort of sexual harassment law?" Tell that to Amazon...as if they'll care... >.>
Amazon doesn't keep track of pee breaks. They keep track of official breaks. If a manager or someone is keeping track of pee breaks, they're on a power trip and should be reported.
@@eldupont3095 Well, I mean, you're not wrong. I just doubt Amazon would care. Given their behavior over the years, it's safe to assume they wouldn't really care and would most likely do everything in their power to bury such a case and/or dismiss it as nonsense. But yes, that kinda crap is unacceptable. :/
@@bluestreaker9242 i have worked at amazon for 6 years at many different buildings and no one i have worked with would have been ok with this, and the regional managers would have been pissed. I honestly cant understand how certain buildings get away with it for so long. the company would definitely try to do damage control and save their image, but I don't think that they would turn a blind eye internally.
@@eldupont3095 Ah, forgive my ignorance. I guess working retail for 8 years has made me rather...jaded... :/
except................................................................................................................................................................
amazon doesnt do that
*Puppy Bloopers:*
*Me:* "It's been 84 years
Right!!!!
I love it!!! Me, my daughter, my sister, niece, and nephew say that to each other all the time! 😂😂
And I can still smell the fresh paint.
"isn't that from that boat movie?"
And Yugo said, "today on malicious compliance" tummy rubs as payment for Yugo!
Aaw! We haven't had puppy bloopers in the longest time! Hugo's voice has gotten so deep
I WAS MISSING YUGO IM SO GLAD HES HERE AAAAAAAAA
WHAT
he’s too busy acting as security for the baby, gotta protect the precious items!
OP: hey, the ball is getting gouged
Manager: nah just keep bowling, the pro shop will fix it
OP: *keeps bowling and pretty much destroyed all the balls*
Pro Shop: this needs to be replaced
Manager: *Suprised pikachu face*
OP: hey, can I buy this expensive ball for cheap at the alley’s expense and split the difference?
Pro Shop: $$$$$$
I went soft hearing rSlash saying "Wagging your tail?" enthusiastically to Yugo.
I hope that everyone is having a good Thursday!
You too!
Thanks, I hope your day is awesome as well! My TV broke this morning, it’s not really broken everything is just green! I’m not fond of the color green. Have a great day I’m going TV shopping😟
@@cynthiaappleton9480 good luck on good deals
Thanks, I am. I mean, my grandpa’s funeral is today, but other than that, I’m fine.
Update: Thanks for all the kind words, everyone.
You to
RSlash: "It's worktime, buddy!"
Yugo: "You know the rules, and so do I"
Oh I've missed the puppy bloopers! Thank you so much! The second I heard his "Wooowaaaw" I got the biggest grin on my face. Thank you!
Hey, can you do r/Letsnotmeet stories again? They're one of the best
Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it
Thank you :)
Ty!
I needed that 💕
Yes because of the jokes i make im pretty sure satan loves and appreciates me♥️
Alright so we're checking out the only subreddit where OP smashes his bosses' car... it's r/maliciouscompliance.
graystillplays-?
Yep
@@moony2543 My brain instinctively read it in Gray's voice and I had a blue screen moment...
Alright, so we're checking out the only subreddit where OP smashes his bosses car with a concrete sledgehammer... It's r/maliciouscompliance
which is.................................................................................................................................................................
the title of this video....................................................................................................
OP's Company: *spends $60,000 on software that doesn't work*
UK Government: "Hold my £37 Billion"
Happy to hear that Yugo is doing great and still giving the puppy bloopers🐶
I made a comment about the "Mindy" post in Reddit and related a story about a Mindy in our office (pre-COVID) who everyone hated because she was a meddler, and her attitude was toxic. She eventually got fired because she was rude to a member of upper management who posed as a customer.
I swear Yugo's sole mission in life is to drive rSlash completely insane using nothing but pure puppy cuteness.
If you were getting the deposit back anyway, you didn't save any money, you only avoided the minor hassle of a temporary hold on some of it.
Puppy bloopers!! I missed puppy bloopers 🥰
"I'm not heavy breathing, Dad, I'm _howling_ at you. To enhance the video."
This is my favourite subreddit you cover, so I'm super happy that this is the episode for today, because it's my birthday today ^w^
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday 🎁
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!! :)
One of these days, he's gonna be like 'and THIS is R slash babybloopers
That last story though... all you really need is MS Outlook or some other calendar tool where every piece of equipment has its own calendar that shows if it's already booked at a certain day/time.
A shared excel sheet with a list of equipment along the column and list of dates along the top row would be perfect you could have a different tab for each month and a new sheet every year.
Not necessarily
New RSlash video: I sleep
Return of Puppy Bloopers: R e a l S h i t?
Everyone knows that Yugo is the true star of the show. Such a sweet pupper
I was listening to the vid while feeding my dogs and they thoroughly enjoyed the puppy bloopers. Head tilts and tail wags everywhere!
"you can do it with a spreadsheet" he says 🤣 oh my sweet summer child, bless your innocence
I love puppy bloopers. He’s so talkative lol
"Save big money" that's menards lol
Read that and the jingle immediately played in my head lol
The jingle kicked in as soon as he said it. I didn't know that they rented moving trucks though, but then again I've never actually been in one before.
Wait isn't there supposed to be 11% off everything in the store? Because those donuts should have had 11% off the price 😅
"I said no heavy panting"
*Doggo Maliciously complies by arguing back and not panting*
rSlash: no heavy panting
Yugo: *maliciously complies by barking/grumbling*
Me: Good boy Yugo!
Omg new microphone, you can hear Yugo's tail hitting something, I love it.
I love Yugo's voice so damn much!!!!
I never knew they made Concrete Hammers I thought they were all metal.
Thank you for the puppy bloopers!! I lost my 2 year old pupper yesterday. She would bark and bark when she would hear your pupper!! Thank you for the memories!!
I love love love puppy bloopers! Thank you for bringing them back!
The thing about the 60k software is that a company is responsible. Depending on the size of the company, a single person doing it alone might be too little, and if he makes a big mistake you can't just bill him. At least where I live.
Love the sound of Yugo. He's sounds like a handsome chap of a pooch
Your dog is like that person who starts calling out random numbers once they realize you're trying to count something. Difference is it's ok if puppy does it!
Dabney: Wanna record with me buddy?
Yugo: *gives valuable puppy opinions*
Dabney: Do you mind??
Honestly you should have expected that 😉
The first Story: It was never about the cost of paying him. It was the cost of them pushing OP around and showing that they were in charge. The cost of One Hour for them to pay OP to clean the stick was Priceless to them as it Stroked their Enormous Ego's....Which consequently were shattered when OP Dented the van with the concrete hammer.
im soooo happy
i lisitn to rslash wile doin my home work
I’m supposed to believe that OP threw a cement-covered stick at his employer’s work truck because he didn’t want to clean it, and his boss not only didn’t fire him, but found it funny? 👌🏻 That happened.
I was having an AWFUL morning but omg those puppy bloopers made me squeak with joy!! So cute!! Thank you so very much. This helped my mood so much
Binging your videos and hearing the jump in quality is so nice love the new setup
Oooo! Just in time to enjoy some new vids!
Not him having the dream family, a Wife, a child and a dog. Plus he knows what not to do as a parent through all the stories he reads everyday. As someone with a lot of childhood trauma I really hope you and your family are happy and healthy and that you do everything you can to make sure your child is having a good childhood.
Yay! We haven't had puppy bloopers in forever. Hi Yugo!
YUGO!!! Good to hear him again! What a good boy!
10 mins early, lovin it.
1 hour early, lovin it.
I can't believe how happy I was when I heard the phrase "puppy bloopers".
‘No heavy panting’
‘I did not agree to these terms!’
Day 3 of binging Rslash videos and telling myself it’s gonna be ok
Yay more puppy bloopers!! Also, good on OP in the story with Mindy! The compliance was sweet to hear!
We haven't had puppy bloopers in so long we love you Yugo
Hearing the way rSlash interacts with his dog always makes me smile.
puppy bloopers are always the highlight of an rlash video
"And this is r/puppybloopers"
*Everyone liked that*
I love the puppy bloopers, you clearly love your boi, and he loves you.
Hugo maliciously complied!!
Hugo: [whine]
Rslash: Hugo, no whining.
Hugo: BARK BARK!
The puppy bloopers are the best lmao
I love puppy bloopers! I'm sorta hoping for some toddler bloopers, when she's older and starts saying silly or adorable things. Kids are so much fun.
Yugo is literally making my morning. I'm jealous and wish I could cuddle with him.
Awwwww, Puppybloopers!!!! My heart is complete!
omg puppy bloopers are back 🥺💕💕
I adore the puppy bloopers. Yugo is a sweetheart
I just LOVE the puppy bloopers.
"Its 3pm arent you due for a Tinkle?"
That made me Cringe
I love Hugo's channel where he waxes poetically about his sabotage of Dabney's recordings.
"Hey Yugo. Want to come in?" Yugo: "You've sealed your fate, Humin."
Awwwwww! The puppy bloopers made me squeak. Yugo is so adorable!!!
The stories are great. But the long awaited return of Puppy Bloopers is hands down the best part of this video.
My doggo likes to drum on stuff with her tail! "No heavy breathing”, you DID NOT SAY NO TALKING!!
Lmaoooo One, Bark... one Bark, Hugo... Lol
Aww, Yugo's a big boy now! I can hear how big he is by his tone when he pants.
Puppy Bloopers!! I missed these so much!
Anyone else remember Mystery Men?
The Blue Raja:
Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling?
The Bowler:
No, the guy at the pro shop did it.
This is the earliest I’ve ever been 😂
I've listened to your videos almost every day for years and I still get excited every time you post a video. Thank you rSlash for being a positive part of my day every day!
Yugo genuinely makes my day every time I hear the awoos
Puppy bloopers are my favourite, second only to your laugh.
I love the puppy bloopers !!
Puppy bloopers are the best!
Come for the stories, stay for HUGO! So happy to hear him. Glad to hear the dog getting love.