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    r/Maliciouscompliance This stupid boss decides that he doesn't need his employee's help, because he's a sexist jerk who believes that women don't belong in the tech industry. So, when he gets completely stuck and needs his star employee to bail him out, she just laughs and leaves him hanging out to dry. If you want more videos of funny Reddit stories, hit the subscribe button!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 4 lety +1740

    All I want for Christmas is for you to like and subscribe.

  • @theresahall8206
    @theresahall8206 Před 4 lety +2061

    I still think those parents who leave their kids with total strangers could use a visit from CPS. I would taken them to security and had them call the cops for abandoned kids who were left with babysitters who definitely didn't agree to babysit. The cops would probably call CPS and they would scare the pants off the parents who think strangers should babysit.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Před 4 lety +28

      I'd do the same

    • @zenosama8505
      @zenosama8505 Před 4 lety +15

      Theresa Hall honestly say what you will about me I would have ignored the kids

    • @theresahall8206
      @theresahall8206 Před 4 lety +73

      @@zenosama8505 I would have let security call the cops on them because I want their parents to learn a lesson and I don't want something bad to happen to the kids because their parents volunteer me for babysitting. I'm not going a babysitter just because someone wants it but I'm not going let the kids get into who knows what trouble because of lazy parents. At least with CPS their parents won't think about doing that ever again.

    • @zenosama8505
      @zenosama8505 Před 4 lety +11

      Theresa Hall you know what your right

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety +2

      100%

  • @JoyZoneYT
    @JoyZoneYT Před 4 lety +1674

    Lol. That computer story...i am so glad there are some female techs to tell those stories. I laughed so hard. Thanks for this.

    • @HolyHunterOfGold
      @HolyHunterOfGold Před 4 lety +13

      I had a female head tech, unfortunately she actually didn't know about computers, my other colleague, a second female tech, became the new head tech, but she had one issue and that was the male tech, who I out teched even though I have almost no experience in properly, a little dabble of knowledge if you will, I get long with the new head female tech cause we both showed up the opposite genders and our own and laughed about it, the male tech hates me, tried to get me fired once, which was met with a laugh and him losing his job as he stupidly indirectly admitted I was better at something he show be a professional over, the new techs don't argue with me unless they know, which, hand it to them, they do, and we all actually get along, I only drop in on break cause even though I'm not great with computers, we all game freaks lol

    • @HolyHunterOfGold
      @HolyHunterOfGold Před 4 lety +13

      @@vffncl0 you'd be surprised just how something can seem so unrealistic but be tame in comparison to shit that can and does happen, I have a boat load of stories more Outlandish than that story, honestly, it's crazy, both my best friend and I both read these Reddit stories and they sound like our day to day events (not to the literal but on that level) so when something strange does happen, it's, strange, let's take my friend's boss logic, as a standard, not a strange day an everyday, my friend works in a logistical area, his machine takes a while to print a sign, it would take all day to make (to his standards which are second to none, and I like ripping into my friends so all my compliments are genuine) 30 signs is all day, his boss claims he can do the same and do 100, even when attempted his boss at some really shit looking standard, he managed 23 and his boss insists he can still do 100 with no backing down and threatening to fire my friend, my friend left for a week to prove a point and the entire department went to shit, almost ended the company, he comes back and saves it, his boss still insists he can do 100 and on top he thinks he can do it better than my friend now, this is standard, day to day, no matter what, and that's only 1 of the 24 things his boss alone does, let's add his colleagues and there are over 1000 things like that day to day

    • @Giggle971
      @Giggle971 Před 4 lety +5

      @@vffncl0 if you follow tech news, sometime they will share the information that a certain generation of motherboard needs bios updated for a new generation of cpu. So it's not impossible.

    • @loganricherson3749
      @loganricherson3749 Před 4 lety +3

      @@vffncl0 it's probably the exception, not the rule

    • @einarblood-axe9328
      @einarblood-axe9328 Před 4 lety +9

      @@JoyZoneYT yeah, nice straw man asshole, but his problem wasn't with the women, it was with how that field TREATS women. That is to say, like royalty, a level of royalty they certainly don't deserve. What he's saying is that women and men should be equals, women should NOT be placed HIGHER than men. They should be on a level field. His point was that in the tech support field women are rare, and men are plentiful. As a result, any man that dares wrong a woman, or even just make HER feel wronged, no matter the intent, they will get fired and replaced instantly, because laws or regulations or rules or whatever say that there has to be certain level women in the work place so that it's equal, and yet because the number of employees is equal but the number of male applicants is much higher, men are replaced at the slightest mishap, whereas women get special treatment as though they can do no wrong, only because they will be difficult to replace. Now I don't know anything about tech support, but all I'm doing is explaining to you what his point seemed to be to me. And I'm also explaining that my interpretation of his words make much more sense in comparison to the actual words he said than your interpretation. And lastly I'm explaining that your interpretation is tainted by this disgusting idea that men could only possibly have an issue with women being put on a pedestal if they hate women, and not because they want equality. Take your pretentious, elitist, sexist, holier than thou, attitude and shove it right back up your ass please. Thanks bud.

  • @ttsreadsredditstories2923
    @ttsreadsredditstories2923 Před 4 lety +522

    I wish people would learn to accept help. Everyone has to learn somewhere.

    • @michaelfissel1357
      @michaelfissel1357 Před 4 lety +27

      But it was a woman that was helping the guy in the first scenario! Don't you understand how incredibly wrong and backwards that is!? (Kidding. Just mocking the dumb dude from first storey. Lol)

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Před 4 lety +28

      That was pure sexism, not a problem accepting help

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 Před 4 lety +9

      @@limiv5272 I'm just glad now he's an exception, not a rule

    • @EliosMoonElios
      @EliosMoonElios Před 4 lety +7

      @@gorgeousfreeman1318 Moron, I guess you don't see enough of those video, women's discrimination in work places still insane high.

    • @gorgeousfreeman1318
      @gorgeousfreeman1318 Před 4 lety +9

      @@EliosMoonElios One, nice insult. When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. ~ Socrates
      Two, evidence? What, like the myth of the pay gap? This shit is deplorable but it isn't that common, I have family in very high roles, none of the women experience problems. It is also a valid point to mention the The Civil Rights Act of 1964, a landmark civil rights and labor law in the United States that outlaws discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, or national origin. It prohibits unequal application of voter registration requirements, and racial segregation in schools, employment, and public accommodations. So, for most cases involving civil rights violations, one of your options is to file a complaint with the government at the federal or state level, and allow a government agency to take steps to enforce your civil rights.

  • @JD-rq3ur
    @JD-rq3ur Před 4 lety +576

    Rslash...As a woman, I absolutely LOVE how equal you are when it comes to men or women acting absurd/sexist/ignorant. You only stand up for the side ( I hate using the term "side", but unfortunately that is often what it comes down to...) of those who are reasonable, regardless of gender. It is so refreshing listening to your content, being so balanced and genuine. :-)

    • @ZacGames3
      @ZacGames3 Před 3 lety +7

      Absolutely.

    •  Před 3 lety +2

      I have a saying "Male, Female, whatever race or orientation, anyone can be an asshat."

    • @BlueEngland
      @BlueEngland Před 3 lety +53

      Females: do things wrong
      rSlash: Thats bad
      Males: do things wrong
      rSlash: Thats bad
      rSlash: do things wrong
      rSlash: Thats bad

    • @excaliber8794
      @excaliber8794 Před 3 lety +9

      As a man I agree

    • @villagersupremacy5594
      @villagersupremacy5594 Před 2 lety +2

      I mean why do you think he has this many subscribers. No one would sub to someone who goes “no you’re in the right because of your gender”

  • @carlosfressoon1220
    @carlosfressoon1220 Před 3 lety +18

    I had to replay the "Have you learned?" part like 18 times and laughed my ass off each time!! I scared my dog the first time when I busted out the loudest laugh in forever!!

  • @blboy129
    @blboy129 Před 4 lety +411

    I think the funniest part about the Warhammer 40k trip story was that in that same there's literally armies of daemons, one of which literally has models meant to look like scantily clad women. A previous version of them even had boobs showing on the models, and they're worried about going to hooters.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 Před 4 lety +20

      Slaanesh! PURGE THEM WITH BOLTER, FLAME, AND CHAINSWORD! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 Před 4 lety +17

      Scantily clad women, yes. Giant crab claws, also yes.
      Giant crabs of a different kind, also also yes.

    • @hantait4667
      @hantait4667 Před 4 lety +6

      i can just imagine ten year olds chanting "blood for the blood god!"

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 Před 4 lety +2

      Lest we forget the old DEldar slave models?

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 Před 4 lety +5

      @@hantait4667 My little brother is 11 and has been an avid Khorne player since age 9, so I have actually seen this before

  • @glubtier
    @glubtier Před 4 lety +274

    The last one, with the bits of paper for gender reveal... should have left the number of pieces even so that they would think they missed something and recount. :)

    • @Cassiopea525
      @Cassiopea525 Před 4 lety +52

      I love that. Then just have a spare piece that you can casually drop on the floor near them and point out after the third time they’ve counted.

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 Před 4 lety +36

      Add in one yellow bit of paper, just to get them worried. :)

    • @All54321
      @All54321 Před 4 lety +16

      Joseph Erhardt
      Or have 5 other colors in there too. But have them just be different shades of blue and pink. So they’re all clearly different. But you have to pay close attention. And they should all have different numbers. (ie. some blue piles have more then pink piles, but overall one single pink group has the most (for girl anyways))

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 3 lety +4

      @@josepherhardt164 Surprise! It's an alien!

    • @alyx2207
      @alyx2207 Před 2 lety +4

      That's evil...
      I love it.

  • @snogzle9951
    @snogzle9951 Před 4 lety +115

    They should’ve found a way to slide the extra blue piece back into the pile just to mess with them all more.

  • @psycomantis5107
    @psycomantis5107 Před 4 lety +334

    I imagine in the first story every time she saw him she'd pull out pop corn. Not like make new one just pull popcorn out of now where

    • @amanwithnoplan7648
      @amanwithnoplan7648 Před 4 lety +12

      top ten superhero powers

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative Před 4 lety +3

      I'm picturing that Moss from IT Crowd gif

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 Před 3 lety +3

      If he'd placed the CPU wrong, then she doesn't even need to go to the kitchen to cook the popcorn. Just place it on top of the CPU and watch it cook

  • @shycherrygirl
    @shycherrygirl Před 4 lety +605

    video: *less than one minute left*
    rSlash: "our next reddit post..."
    me: wh- what? *surprised pikachu*

    • @ravenfantasy5680
      @ravenfantasy5680 Před 4 lety +15

      OMG I was surprised too.

    • @All54321
      @All54321 Před 4 lety +9

      Same

    • @gregoryamato4771
      @gregoryamato4771 Před 4 lety +7

      Snowyydevil i was like awww the videos over. then i’m like YES ANOTHER POST

    • @ghostface1529
      @ghostface1529 Před 4 lety +5

      Sometimes he's askes to remove stories in his early videos he cites his stories in the description and sometimes has story removed for the explanation of why he said our next story and the accounts were listed in order of appearance on his video so that's a potential reason for why his first story was said with "our next story is" the user either asked to not read the story(he might need permission) or uploads them then edits the desired story out at the request of the user and only new viewers would notice it as the original subs at the moment would view that removed story before the owner asked for it to be removed

    • @cheri9973
      @cheri9973 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ghostface1529 That I could see happening, but you realize that's not what they were talking about in this case though, right?💡🗣💡🗣💡🗣💡🗣😊😉😃😉😊😉😄😉

  • @redpandamonarchy3068
    @redpandamonarchy3068 Před 4 lety +109

    Em: I don't need your help.
    OP: Okay. Guess I won't help.
    Em: *That's not how your supposed to play the game.*

  • @sabrenasherrer9142
    @sabrenasherrer9142 Před 4 lety +95

    I had a neigbor that was going to screen in his porch and needed help. He came and asked me for help doing the work in front of my then husband. Ex got his panties in a twist that he wasnt asked because "i am the man, why are you asking a girl for help doing mans work instead of me"
    In response my neighbor held up 2 types of nails and asked what they were. Ex replied " duh nails", neighbor looked at me, so i said trim nail and 16 penny nail. Neighbor turned back to ex and said "thats why" then walked off.
    Cant believe i married a guy that literally only knew how to use a manual screwdriver but didnt even know that they are called philips and flathead. Im not kidding....he was 24 and didnt know how to use a hammer, read a tape, or even change a flat.

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 Před 4 lety +9

      A lot of that comes from never being permitted to DO anything as a kid. >:(

    • @sabrenasherrer9142
      @sabrenasherrer9142 Před 4 lety +8

      @@josepherhardt164 his was being babied and turned useless. At 24yo he called into work and had his mom come pick him up because he got a flat. He had a brand new spare and jack and 4way in his truck. She came and got him.
      I should note he was already married...called his mom, not his wife.
      His mother babied him on everything....

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 3 lety +6

      How does someone not know how to read a tape measure? It's the simplest thing in the world; no thinking even required. Then again, if he didn't know how to use a hammer...

    •  Před 3 lety

      Jesus I am tool ignorant and even I know Phillips and Flathead, sure mainly because of the gag "that Phillip guy must of had a really f&$#ed up head" but even then.
      Jeez good thing he is an Ex now.

    • @HoneyBee-oy1hf
      @HoneyBee-oy1hf Před 3 lety +1

      Dear God...and here I am, as a young lady, certifying myself on every fricking tool for my "Tech Crew" backstage thing we do for plays and musicals, even the fricking table saw! It's one of the SawStops so not a lot of danger but lots of people didn't get certified on it(you could be certified on anything that you wanted, we usually had more than enough people that could take care of a job you weren't certified for). I know about a lot of the different fixtures and such that we used too, like the different types of screws(corner brace like things too, those were fun to put in). Don't assume you know more than someone else who ACTUALLY knows about the topic, regardless of gender.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před 4 lety +65

    Manager: "I don't need your help!"
    OP: "Okay." *walks away*
    Manager: "Wait, that's illegal."
    Make up your damn mind!

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 Před 5 měsíci

      He just wanted a reason to have a stick up his butt with her

  • @ramadaxl
    @ramadaxl Před 4 lety +17

    I'm just imagining those kids going back to school and saying to all their friends.. 'Your never gonna guess where we went to lunch' ! HAHHAHAHAH

  • @heatherskrzypiec2682
    @heatherskrzypiec2682 Před 4 lety +80

    As a female tech with the highest ticket numbers, I LOVE the first story.

  • @myballs_itch674
    @myballs_itch674 Před 4 lety +642

    My gf got mad that I would watch cartoons. She always said “watch something more mature” so I did. I started watching porn on my Samsung 65 class. I watched it in our room, in the living room etc. well it’s safe to say that after a week of watching porn, my gf doesn’t complain about my cartoons.

    • @Samqdf
      @Samqdf Před 4 lety +59

      Hahaha! That's funnier to me than any of these stories here

    • @darkfoxvora3254
      @darkfoxvora3254 Před 4 lety +114

      Just watch cartoon porn smh

    • @13bgunbunny42
      @13bgunbunny42 Před 4 lety +10

      @@darkfoxvora3254
      LMBO!! :-D

    • @sketchycat6223
      @sketchycat6223 Před 4 lety +57

      Wow. I couldn’t date someone who didn’t love cartoons as much as I did! Who doesn’t love cartoons?

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Před 4 lety +40

      Oh dear... cartoons are not always for children...

  • @jaydenbutt6513
    @jaydenbutt6513 Před 4 lety +208

    How could someone dislike a rSlash video :c His videos are so fun to listen to, i love r/EntitledParents. It's just crazy listening to those Parents.

    • @Robins_tea
      @Robins_tea Před 4 lety +18

      @UnFazeablE 7 ...but he credits the posters...? So I don't see that as stealing

    • @jaydenbutt6513
      @jaydenbutt6513 Před 4 lety +3

      @UnFazeablE 7 Don't people but there stories on reddit. So it can be read, and noticed?

    • @luvondarox
      @luvondarox Před 4 lety +11

      There are some folk (myself included) who are subbed to a few too many RedditReaders, and by the time Rslash gets to uploading a video, chances are we've already heard the stories from the other channels, since they ALL seem to pull from the same top-rated pool.
      They just haven't figured that part out yet, and are grumpy when they hear him read an "old" story. Or haven't realized that half the fun is in *how* the story is read.

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 Před 4 lety

      @@luvondarox same for me

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 Před 4 lety +3

      Merel Geilings
      *cough cough* that’s what choosing beggars would say

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion Před 4 lety +159

    I doubt this will catch much attention, but here goes. This is my story of learning to accept help.
    As a young Aussie lady, I went from healthy and able to disabled overnight. I had a massage that triggered an MS relapse, and I didn't know I had it. I had a few things go wrong with my body over the years that now make sense. I had apparently had it since I was about 18. I was diagnosed when I was 23. 5 years worth of damage to my body and things being passed off.
    Now I can at least walk again.
    I had to learn how to accept help, especially so much, and some of it quite ..Intimate? Almost.
    I have learned to shower with help, go places, even walking the doggo. I appreciate the help so much. Especially since losing my dad last year as well. He was my biggest help and support.
    Sorry for the tl;dr tonight. And as always, thank you once again for blessing us with amazing readings and bedtime stories for me!

    • @janputz4157
      @janputz4157 Před 4 lety +10

      Hey, I think its cool you shared your story. Personally I think there is no shame to ask for help. Everybody needs a third hand every now and again. Some more, some less. I consider it poitive to admit you may need help and have the courage to ask and recieve. btw cute doggo.

    • @k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181
      @k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181 Před 4 lety +3

      I have a similar experience with my health. Got severe Costochondritis (Rib inflammation) 8 years ago, and it has slowly developed into full body fibromyalgia, along with chronic Costochondritis. I was able bodied, athletic and was working as a mechanic at the time. It took me years to get the help I needed as I had trouble asking, and feeling like a beggar...I still have some issues with it as I'm poor as shit, and money is a constant problem, but in terms of getting the care and medicine I need, I can do that...

    • @All54321
      @All54321 Před 4 lety +1

      You should always ask for help if you need it, especially when considering your health.
      Also I’m glad you’re getting better!

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Před 3 lety +1

      I'm ignorant about the condition... how the hell does that work? That sounds horrifying! Sorry that happened to you and I'm glad you can walk again now.

  • @MonkeyBscts
    @MonkeyBscts Před 4 lety +195

    Hang on... there was a Hooters near a Warhammer convention that was “mostly dead”? Nope, not having it. that’s a fake story.

    • @phud69
      @phud69 Před 4 lety +25

      Many reddit stories are fake, not really surprising

    • @jaminsim5965
      @jaminsim5965 Před 4 lety +20

      Eh, could've meant that it wasn't as busy as it usually was

    • @JShel14
      @JShel14 Před 4 lety +14

      Me: *hear's the phrase chainsword*
      Also me: *is filled with the love of the Emperor*

    • @jasontodd8071
      @jasontodd8071 Před 4 lety +1

      There isn't a Hooters there....

    • @TheVampireAzriel
      @TheVampireAzriel Před 3 lety +2

      If they had lunch at the convention it was probably cheaper than Hooters would have been.

  • @yourlunch3495
    @yourlunch3495 Před 4 lety +165

    You can say you don't need my help but how will you have enough energy to do anything? This is why Dylan is a couch potato.

  • @halliehauer9895
    @halliehauer9895 Před 4 lety +39

    "So we took them to Hooters"
    Me as a parent

  • @vampuricknight1
    @vampuricknight1 Před 4 lety +23

    I thought that computer story was going to end with the guy figuring out he was testing the computer on a looping test power circuit.
    A few places have power circuits which alternate on and off and are primarily just used to see if a part/computer will turn on.
    Glad to see he was an even bigger idiot than that.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 3 lety

      I thought it was going to be because the first time you power a computer, it cycles on and off a few times.

  • @tcsam73
    @tcsam73 Před 2 lety +4

    I used to work in tech support for a major computer company, about 25 years ago. I never have understood the notion that women cannot know anything about computers. When I started with that company, women were half the teachers who trained us on the tech support. About half the tech support staff were women. Hell, my older sister, whom I worked with at that job knew more about computers then, and to this day still does.

  • @zen4realfightman426
    @zen4realfightman426 Před 2 lety +3

    I love it when the higher up bosses actually stand up for their employees and fire the trash manager instead of giving them a promotion because their employee left

  • @DuchessOfTators
    @DuchessOfTators Před 4 lety +5

    I listen to these on bluetooth earbuds at work and have my phone in my pocket. The SAFE way to do it 😉

  • @faithflick4202
    @faithflick4202 Před 4 lety +2

    The only time I threatened a hospital with HIPAA, the front desk lady at the ER had felt it was okay to read my SSN out in the waiting room

  • @jayjaygolden5123
    @jayjaygolden5123 Před 4 lety +17

    "The rude, lazy one" oh hey thats what my colleagues always say about me even tho im the only one that is in the office every day. Idk how to talk to people (autism) so i know i come across rude when i say stuff like "but what about" "but have you considered" "but can i instead' "ill do my best" and "but why?"

    • @sixolddereks2130
      @sixolddereks2130 Před 4 lety +4

      Easier way to work on approaching those issues without making people defensive is literally doing exactly that, but starting of with something positive. So, try some positive reinforcement first. It doesn't even have to be specific. Just saying "that COULD be the case, but...", or "that's a GREAT IDEA, but..." Are great ways to get people to listen. A simple validation makes them feel listened to, and makes them more likely to listen to you. Plus, this doesn't involve changing much at all about how you say things. Just try to validate them a small amount if possible before correcting someone, and they will be more likely to listen and try what you say without thinking poorly of you at all.
      Edit: spelling due to mobile

    • @danieygameplays3231
      @danieygameplays3231 Před 4 lety

      I have autism but unlike you i am lazy p.s. I also rude

  • @redboots2218
    @redboots2218 Před 4 lety +27

    Imagine not checking your CZcams notifications fora while. Then opening up CZcams about to check your notifications and you see a zoomed in giant confused pikachu face.
    Congrats. You just imagined my morning :D

  • @soph_evvs
    @soph_evvs Před 4 lety +12

    When I heard Baltimore I could help but....
    GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE!!

  • @Neo-qo7uh
    @Neo-qo7uh Před 4 lety +1

    I've tried to help my boyfriend SO many times, all he says is "shut up" so i say "ok" and watch him fail until he says "you fking do it"

  • @islaythejabberwokky
    @islaythejabberwokky Před 4 lety +2

    "If youre watching this video on your phone at work then i think this video deserves a like"
    Me, working from home and casually listening to reddit stories: damn, ya got me there

  • @NoName-fo6ps
    @NoName-fo6ps Před 4 lety +29

    *top ten in the territory*
    Me who wants to learn tech: Mommy

    • @sarahcerar8049
      @sarahcerar8049 Před 4 lety +6

      Me who wants to own a business:
      Mommy look how cute this lil pupper is

  • @JakeCWolf
    @JakeCWolf Před 4 lety +5

    9:43 Man Emperor be praised... He's one of us! He *knows*!!!

  • @samaravadi3
    @samaravadi3 Před 4 lety +5

    I'm currently listening to this at work... On my phone. I feel called out.

  • @NylaTheWolf
    @NylaTheWolf Před 4 lety +7

    What a sexist pig that boss was. I'm glad OP had the last laugh though.
    Also, love that gun lady! What a badass. She could be like a video game character, like Lara Croft or something!

  • @cougarhunter33
    @cougarhunter33 Před 4 lety +4

    Herb Tarlek made me laugh. Then I realized that I'm older than Frank Bonner was in 1978 and now I'm sad.

  • @crowbirdies5841
    @crowbirdies5841 Před 4 lety +21

    You finally put a surprised pikachu face for the thumbnail.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Před 4 lety +1

    14:05 I've worked retail and the one thing a boss should never do is publicly call out another with the whole staff in a meeting, rather it's good or bad, especially if a raise is mentioned, it's not ment to be shared with other coworkers as it's an obvious conflict of interest.

  • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
    @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Před 2 lety +1

    6:14 "nothing at the convention could be called inappropriate" Oh, nice. 7:08 "So, Hal and I took all of their lunch cash... and took them to Hooters." (Spits out drink)

  • @RPWT_
    @RPWT_ Před 4 lety +25

    Maliciously complied to your order, and now my screen is cracked.
    So, when are you going to fix it?

    • @11jhurley
      @11jhurley Před 4 lety +1

      Roosa Törnroos r/choosingbeggars 😆😂🤣

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 Před 3 lety

      New thumbnail: I BROKE MY SCREEN FIX IT FOR ME! FOR FREE!!!

  • @KittenKatja
    @KittenKatja Před 4 lety +3

    I also had one of those, I got on the list of my mentor to check my screen if something off topic is going on. First I was seated to his back, he had to do a 180° turn to look on my screen through a little window, then I was seated on the big one that had no neighbors. After that, the new guy came, he has something going on, that makes him make a tantrum out of nowhere and in the most attention seeking way possible, one time he jumped all the way to the ceiling and hit his head, I heard. But the following thing is not tolerable; whenever he thought no one is watching, he googled porn and everyone was looking, even I was looking, but my mentor saw me and only told me to go back to work. For me, it's ok in the break to play games or google porn, but not while working.
    My first time actually able to do something about it was after like 3 weeks, mentor came out and announced something about doing something and noticed his browser with something not work related being minimized, he asked what that is and he replied with some other work related thing, but I said "how about you scroll up?" and then the name of the game got revealed.
    I don't know if he got a talking or something, but googling porn continued on and only got caught playing that game another time.
    Note: This is not an actual job, but a facility to learn a job, I was learning Product Designer.

  • @carenxatu5962
    @carenxatu5962 Před 3 lety +1

    I have a similar story to that tech one and the weapons one.
    My friend once worked at an auto shop but he was new to the field so he was still learning. He had a female coworker who really knew her stuff. When customers came in they didn’t even spare a glance at her and went straight to my friend to ask for help. And just about every time he would either direct them to his female coworker or simple ask her in front of the customer.

  • @BoredApe32
    @BoredApe32 Před 4 lety

    Lol got me with "Thats what Bob would have wanted"

  • @aussiespider8397
    @aussiespider8397 Před 4 lety +4

    I love to just listen to this all night

  • @saltyheifer6565
    @saltyheifer6565 Před 4 lety +6

    The best part of waking up, is r/slash posting delicious content!

  • @roselover411
    @roselover411 Před rokem

    "If you're listening to this video at work" oi! Don't call me out like that! XD

  • @qtreis
    @qtreis Před 4 lety +12

    Warhammer 40K!
    For the Dark Gods!

  • @zacharybishop6595
    @zacharybishop6595 Před 4 lety +41

    Shit, I'd love to meet a woman who knows as much as I do about computers.

    • @theyreontome6200
      @theyreontome6200 Před 4 lety +2

      Unfortunately, youre the only person on earth as dumb as you are

    • @shimmienshake
      @shimmienshake Před 4 lety

      Bring it on

    • @bethburness8323
      @bethburness8323 Před 4 lety +2

      My story was about my female partner who built her first computer at 7 she programmed the security computers at Heathrow and works for a company who is global and ALL OF THE MEN IN THE COMPANY WHO ARE NOT IMBECILIC TWATS WITH YOUR ATTITUDE PEPURONIPEETSA GO TO HER WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN STUCK ON AN ISSUE FOR 3 MONTHS WHICH SHE RESOLVES IN A DAY! I'm sure you will retaliate to this comment but bring it coz what you said was moronic and in a round about way you attacked someone I love and I can't allow to let that pass🤬🤬😡😡😠😠😵😵

    • @demonetization6596
      @demonetization6596 Před 4 lety +1

      @@bethburness8323 ok boomer

    • @jessigirlrae1688
      @jessigirlrae1688 Před 4 lety +2

      This is sounds so slimy... you may have meant well, but it comes across slimy

  • @badad0166
    @badad0166 Před 4 lety +2

    9:52 Herb Tarlek is a character on WKRP, kids...

  • @hihowareyou8287
    @hihowareyou8287 Před 2 lety

    5:18 when I was a kid 4-6 I corrected multiple adults on gun safety and the looks on their faces were priceless

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Před 4 lety +10

    Karen: Don't help me
    OP: ok
    Karen: WHaT YoU'Re NoT GoInG tO HElP MeEeEeeEEE *surprised Pikachu face *

  • @Skeletor96ba
    @Skeletor96ba Před 4 lety +3

    u scared me when you said "if you're watching this on your phone, at work"
    because i was i forgot to comment (or i didnt wanna get in trouble i dont remember) so now im writing on PC

  • @jeremyh4180
    @jeremyh4180 Před 3 lety

    Literally at work listening to this episode lol 😂

  • @noavic_
    @noavic_ Před 4 lety +2

    That story about Bob freaked me out, my father works for a company that makes robots for large facilities like P&G and Nestle, I had some suspicion, but I know it wasn't him, it any people at the companies. Edit: worked, he retired a few years back and I forgot.

  • @leebear2845
    @leebear2845 Před 4 lety +8

    Waiting only six hours for a room in the ER? Ha! Thats nothing. I once had to wait 9 HOURS just to get into a room.

    • @leebear2845
      @leebear2845 Před 4 lety

      Damn dude major respect on that one. I can only imagine the pain you felt.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Před 4 lety

      A lot of people don't seem to understand that an individual's waiting time at the ER depends on the severity of their condition relative to that of others in the waiting area, rather than on the time of arrival. If there are a lot of people there, and you have to wait for 9 hours... you're fortunate. Means you're not too bad off. That's assuming you're seen by triage shortly after arriving (where they actually determined the severity), because otherwise it really IS a crappy facility.
      Along the same lines, I've had a few patients ask me if they could be transported lights and sirens, and had to explain to them "that's only if I think you're really bad off and might die if we don't get there fast. Do you really think we should go lights and sirens?" They always say no.

    • @juliaemma5258
      @juliaemma5258 Před 4 lety +1

      I was in a car accident(my exs fault) and i was in extreme back and neck pain and i had to wait 10 hours to be seen and they made me WALK all around the hospital despite telling them it hurt so bad to walk and they told me not to be dramatic

    • @HolyHunterOfGold
      @HolyHunterOfGold Před 4 lety

      Bruh, I'm 23, I'm still in the nursing ward from when I was born

    • @penaxor
      @penaxor Před 4 lety

      So you basically had nothing significantly urgent wrong.

  • @vvelvetyanimations
    @vvelvetyanimations Před 4 lety +15

    Dude I love you're vids
    carwash=pikachu thumbnail
    Pikachu thumbnail=Cash=money
    Money=shop
    Shop=stuffs

  • @MxPeztz
    @MxPeztz Před 11 měsíci

    16:08
    Me at work in a warehouse just scanning movies/video games for 8 hours straight: 👀💧

  • @leftylewis9574
    @leftylewis9574 Před 4 lety

    16:07 had to like lmfao I’m legit sitting in the med office at my work

  • @thebighorrer
    @thebighorrer Před 4 lety +63

    8 Karens disliked your video

  • @zip5068
    @zip5068 Před 4 lety +21

    hello world

  • @jarrodjohansen7925
    @jarrodjohansen7925 Před 2 lety

    "Watching this on your phone at work"
    I feel called out

  • @patsyroberts3967
    @patsyroberts3967 Před 4 lety

    "To Hooters" omg so very very funny!

  • @Thegingerbreadfactory
    @Thegingerbreadfactory Před 4 lety +5

    Rslash: “maliciously comply and hit the like and subscribe buttons”
    Me: “yessir” *likes and subscribes to a random gamers channel*

  • @0rangejamm563
    @0rangejamm563 Před 4 lety +5

    I’m watching while doing a score job so I left my like

    • @chich3n3at3r
      @chich3n3at3r Před 4 lety

      0range Jamm I had to check the comments to see how many other people did the same.

  • @xavierbell5099
    @xavierbell5099 Před 2 lety +1

    Based on their age, those kids probably LOVED that trip

  • @candacebaughman420
    @candacebaughman420 Před 4 lety

    I'm on lunch at work right now on my phone! Listening to this!😂

  • @deamon6681
    @deamon6681 Před 4 lety +9

    What's that about the "gender reveal" of your baby? Just tell them "It's a boy/girl." and be done with it?

    • @kittykatdaredevil6755
      @kittykatdaredevil6755 Před 4 lety

      I know :/ i assumed the gender was written on baby shower invites then I find out people do gender reveals. Like...wow

    • @Silver0Crow
      @Silver0Crow Před 4 lety +2

      @@kittykatdaredevil6755 "baby showers" the fuck? Is this another 'Murica thing I am too European to understand?

    • @silverdirtdraws9828
      @silverdirtdraws9828 Před 4 lety

      @@Silver0Crow you dont even know what a baby shower is? Its a party set once the bump is pretty visible where friends and family celebrate the pregnancy and gift baby related items, usually picked from a list the expecting have written out of needed items.

    • @Silver0Crow
      @Silver0Crow Před 4 lety +1

      @@silverdirtdraws9828 definitely America thing, then

    • @kilianalexander2736
      @kilianalexander2736 Před 4 lety

      @@Silver0Crow We do them in Canada too.

  • @Laxifey
    @Laxifey Před 4 lety +11

    Hello my favorite reddit reader. I wish to be loved by you. But it prolly wont happen so all i can do is hope you read this. Thanks for the content cause I hate reading and you have 10/10 reading skill

  • @2005sunfire
    @2005sunfire Před 3 lety

    I love the "I don't need your help" moments!

  • @mamm7223
    @mamm7223 Před rokem

    Last story is BRILLIANT!

  • @jodybriggs1075
    @jodybriggs1075 Před 4 lety +4

    Who's family is "pressuring people into a gender reveal"?! Sounds like BS.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Před 2 lety +2

      ... you must be living quite a sheltered life, then. ^^

    • @jodybriggs1075
      @jodybriggs1075 Před 2 lety

      @@irrelevant_noob quite the opposite. I think I'd be living a very sheltered life if I allowed my family to pressure me into a gender reveal.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob Před 2 lety +2

      @@jodybriggs1075 well that's a different subject... But i mean you asking about whether such a thing even happens, kinda means that you're unaware of how entitled and bossy people can be.

  • @dir2579
    @dir2579 Před 4 lety +5

    I love your wargaming story because I remember seeing these people at Hooters bravo to you boys

  • @CoolLonerChick
    @CoolLonerChick Před 4 lety

    I'm just over here watching this video on my phone at work. In my defense, I work the graveyard shift and, other than a few 10 minutes chores, I have literally nothing to do all night and this is a step up from my usual Netflix binge watching.

  • @aldenbillings7634
    @aldenbillings7634 Před 4 lety

    I am watching this on my phone at work, well more listening. I always do, these videos get me through my day. Love it.

  • @dannyphil
    @dannyphil Před 4 lety +13

    Never was I ever this early

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 Před 4 lety +6

    Bob needs an extra O in his name.

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek Před 2 lety

    Okay but you gotta hand it to the first guy, he didnt try to put the blame on op, he just realized his hubris and accepted his defeat

  • @sistanofseljuks
    @sistanofseljuks Před 4 lety +1

    I love how with the computer story and it’s comment, all of the co-workers are on the female’s side. Hilarious.

  • @jennyschneider877
    @jennyschneider877 Před 4 lety +6

    When it says 1 minute ago 💓💓😦😯😧

  • @bassmentier
    @bassmentier Před 4 lety +5

    100+ comments on a 17 minute video posted 13 minutes ago hmmm

  • @rayzer-sama3131
    @rayzer-sama3131 Před 3 lety +1

    The first guy, I learned better than to ignore a woman with knowledge just because I know about tech, I was repairing a Laptop and it wasn't turning on after repair, my wife turned to me and said "Plug the ribbon cable honey".
    It turned on.

  • @tylertuliszewski2835
    @tylertuliszewski2835 Před 4 lety

    Called me out with that ‘if you’re watching this on your phone at work’ lol’

  • @cy_c0
    @cy_c0 Před 4 lety +7

    Comment 26. 4:02 am Hawaii 🕒

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety +7

    The gender reveal one: "do you not have the time to do a gender reveal? Then you should organize one that takes a really long time in order to annoy your family!"
    Logic...

    • @evilseto
      @evilseto Před 4 lety +2

      With a heavy duty paper cutter, what they did would have taken 10-20 minutes tops.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety

      You have both entirely missed the actual point. Good job.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety

      @@LeopardMask12
      I never said the set up is what took forever, although I bet it took longer than something should when your main complaint is lack of time.
      And the OP doesn't say they went off and did something else while they counted the pieces of paper; they stood there and watched them deal with pieces of paper for half an hour or so.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety

      @@evilseto
      They just stood there and watched their family count thousands of pieces of paper for half an hour or more. That's the point.

    • @fredericksaxton9782
      @fredericksaxton9782 Před 4 lety

      @@Richard_Nickerson The said "if YOU (THE WATCHER) are pressured into blah blah blah try this" The never said THEY didn't have time. They either just didn't want to gender reveal or dislike them, they never specifically said that they themselves were short on time.

  • @moocow4523
    @moocow4523 Před 3 lety

    Any malicious compliance videos just make me smile but I try to hold back that smile which just makes the smile even more awkward because it's completely obvious that I'm holding back a smile.

  • @TFW80
    @TFW80 Před 4 lety

    "it's what Bob would've wanted..." that's gold Jerry, Gold! :D

  • @bishop3043
    @bishop3043 Před 4 lety +3

    I just realised who he sounds like.
    Jamie from Vat19

  • @kaitlins884
    @kaitlins884 Před 4 lety +4

    *DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS LET ME LEARN*

  • @adamstrandtoft5297
    @adamstrandtoft5297 Před 4 lety

    Op:*quits* Also Op:Im gonna end this whole career

  • @deleted8001
    @deleted8001 Před 4 lety

    Killing aliens with chainswords? That sounds like some heresy purging right there.

  • @Ryvaken
    @Ryvaken Před 2 lety +3

    "I'm a woman in the tech industry. Do you see where this is going?" You felt the need to say that. Yes, I have a very good idea where this is going, and I feel sorry for the poor guy who you're about to give a hard time to, and I wonder what the real story is.

  • @victoriahadland5169
    @victoriahadland5169 Před 4 lety +3

    The problem with these videos is, after watching a few of them, everything i read afterwards gets automatically narrated by my brain in Rslash's Karen voice.

  • @raymondgarafano8604
    @raymondgarafano8604 Před rokem

    vanity, vanity, all is vanity said the preacher. That boss was so full of himself, there is no telling
    what problems he brings upon himself.

  • @cat441
    @cat441 Před 4 lety

    I LOVE your malicious compliance vids, mainly cuz I am the type that gets emotional and thinks of what I should have done or said well after the fact, TY always and have a wonderful whatever celebration you do.

  • @darcyhoughton2286
    @darcyhoughton2286 Před 4 lety +1

    I have to wake up at 9 for work and its honestly perfect

  • @imright77
    @imright77 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm actually early for once

  • @mageofice
    @mageofice Před 4 lety +3

    Day 100 of asking for an episode of r/antimlm

  • @Leonismychild
    @Leonismychild Před rokem

    Leaving kids with strangers is how you get them kidnapped

  • @kickasspeanuts
    @kickasspeanuts Před 4 lety

    8:55
    WOAH WOAH WOAH HANG ON, you're telling me, that a 8 y e a r o l d... got to go to a Warhammer 40k convention while I'm stuck here still stuck under my mattress?