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r/Maliciouscompliance Ever wonder what happens when an idiot is in charge and starts giving people idiotic instructions? Malicious compliance! Today, we've got hilarious stories of workers obediently following instructions of their moronic bosses with funny results. If you like this video, be sure to hit the like button and subscribe because I put out new videos every single day!
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0:04, BaronVBear, bit.ly/2kqhp9w
1:54, virusoverload, bit.ly/2lGFI34
4:01, SaltySolicitor, bit.ly/2lECX2o
6:07, 0000001A, bit.ly/2m8Eqyh
8:58, basketcase91, bit.ly/2UllETL
12:12, Desrep2, bit.ly/2lEDb9K
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
I had a fan from Portugal say that my video is region locked from them.
Anybody else experiencing region locked content on my channel? Let me know here please!
Nope
Portuguese dude here and can see it just fine
I can watch in Sweden
Finland & nope.
Netherlands and no
My dad declared the family dog the "head of the house" so when someone call and ask for the head of the household, my dad would just have the dog bark into the phone until they hung up.
THAT IS AMAZING
Big brain.
Cool but who the hell asks for the head of the household specifically??
@@andrade4630 some telemarketers if calling to the house phone
That's smart, like really my dog has a high pitched bark, perfect earrape
How to run a company like an idiot 101:
1. Cut down on essential costs.
2. Remind the employees that they're only allowed to do assignments as per their contracts.
3. Act surprised and angry when business ain't running optimally, and put all the blame on the employees for not doing the jobs that aren't in their job description.
4. Repeat step 1 and 3 until there either aren't enough employees left, or you're forced to call bankruptcy.
5. ???
6. No profit. Tough luck.
jim sounds like such a good guy- getting up everyday at 4 to make sure his coworkers can get in safe. I hope they treat him well at his new job
did not know he got sacked and then got a new job, anyway thanks Jim, good luck
@@jyvben1520 - It said in the story itself, that Jim quit the job (no wonder, given how little his efforts were appreciated).
Honestly, Jim sounds the like the kind of employee that companies should want to do everything they can to keep. Seems like a really solid guy to me.
MagnusBruce I wish I had a friend like Jim he sounds like that sweet old man who lives across the street that always goes out of his way to help you
He really does!
@Alvokefu you are so kind!
i worked at a bakery before i worked in care.
and for them i always did the extra mile. mostly taking out the trash.
when my school was done helping me get ready for work i quit after 6 months.
my dads boss. who i worked for was like : shit we really miss you. the way you handled the extra jobs and the extra little things u managed. can u please come back? i decided to do it as i was promoted to floor manager for the 2nd shop she opened :D this would help pay off my highschool studies so much. so yes doing the extra mile does pay off.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to piss off the guy that wakes up at 4 am to clear snow for the company?!
"How do you know it was his father?"
"How do I know you're the mother?"
"How do I know you're a teacher!?"
HOW DO I KNOW ANY OF YOU IS REAL!?
Reality, like Sanity is HIGHLY Overrated...
I scream for i do not know.
You throw a coin
Roll a D20. If itâs a 20, youâre always right. If itâs 13-19, youâre right for this one. If itâs 2-12, youâre wrong. If itâs 1, the D20 will bounce off a conveniently placed ramp and hit you in the forehead.
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR BRITISH
HOW DO I KNOW YOUR A WOLF
"Don't change schedules over the phone!"
"OK"
*surprised pikachu face*
The first story reminded me of something that happened to my cousin.
He was in a restaurant and they waited and waited ti be served.
In the end, he phoned them and ordered a take-away and when they asked the delivery address he gave them his table number. :)
"FINISH HIM, FATALITY". That is savage AF.
"Do what I say!!"
*_"So you have chosen Death."_*
My grandmother did the same thing when she was called by someone claiming to be from IT support. She told them that she was following their instructions, and then at the end she told them she doesnât have a computer.
I know this is from 4 years ago, but man...
"You've been doing this all on your computer, right?"
"What's a computer?"
"..." *Click*
Somewhere in this vid you can here Yugo's collar jingle in the background.
Comment with the timestamp if you can spot it!
Hi.
Okee dokee
O_O
Okay
2:49
Jim seems like the kind of guy that any good company would want. I wish that dude the best!
"They're not offensive, a lot of people just don't like them."
"Name 3."
Karen: Me, Myself and I.
Black Fox Gaming well to be fair I wouldnât be surprised if Karenâs do have split personalityâs like 5 or more
Ma'am, your face isn't offensive but I don't like it, please cover yourself up
Poor Dan, all he wanted was to save your "Dextop" from all the "wiruses". He was going to tell you "each and everything" :(
Like any real Vindows tech.
Dang, hope the guy had his bingo card at the ready.
My own personal record is 90 minutes and I got bored with them.
@@David_M395 My record was three days of sporadic phone calls. It was a fake tax debt collection scam tho, not a tech scammer. I played along for a few days until they started spam calling me during work. I just told them that I know who they are and that I'm calling the police on them (total bluff) and they hung up immediately and never called back.
@@TrashDeviant i keep getting free trips to mexico
You can tell the guy in the 2nd story isnât from the US. All our cinemas are f$&king freezing!!
Not on the west coast
asaeampan no in Dallas itâs freezing I was there and every time I went to the cinema I would bring a blanket and a jacket
asaeampan every theater Iâve been to in the DFW area has varied from cool to freezing. Idk where youâve been going but lmk where those warm theaters are so I can go there lol
Ok all the Cinemas in YOUR area are freezing, so don't assume before you know actual facts.
go2yanks ya I donât remember any movie theater near Dallas that was warm XD
EP: DO EVERYTHING THAT I SAY OR ELSE...
OP : ok... *(devious grin)*
Muhahahaha đđđđ!
@kenji 1 YEP đ. To bad they don't make a Karen emoji đ!
@@gentlegiant6585 suggestion : poop emoji with blond hair
Never take people like Jim for granted
âIâm acting manager.â
âThen act like a manager!â
She protecc
She attacc
_But most importantly..._
*She take the kids and never come bacc*
Lmaoo
Dammit karen
Nice rhymes
Jim is a real team player, wish there were more people like him.
As a cook at a four star restaurant, I advise not to piss off the cooks. I don't do anything at my bosses request (he's a cook as well), but I want to almost daily. People are so rude to my coworkers and it really irks my taters.
The fact that you said "four star" restaurant makes me think your restaurant had zero stars
Jim is like a small Keanu Reeves for that company.
14:53 This is the kind of guy who does goes above and beyond just so his ass is covered and people are safe. Kudos.
Press the button: You will be immune to everything, but youâll be attacked by a Karen every day, at the exact same time, only once every day.
Me: Screw the button, Iâm out!
If I am immune to everything then I would just deck the karen.
Iâd press the button. Iâll just record the Karens and make a CZcams channel out of it, eventually Iâd get so good at destroying Karens.
I think a good name for it might be KarenMagnet.
>immune to everything
>Karen is part of the "everything"
>immune to Karen
Gimme that button.
Jokes about Karen aren't funny if you don't tell them to the manager.
That last story is a typical example of "Don't fix whats not broken"
AM: Cover your tatoos
OP: *Buys ultra see though shirt*
*Maliciouscompliance 100*
"Do what I say now!!"
Me: *goes above and beyond to follow through it with everything I do that affects them* "Your turn!
"I need you to right click on my computer"
walks of and boop his computer with my right hand
You have to watch "Karen wants her $20". Its a subspecies of Karen from New Zealand.
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
âBefore I was a lawyerâ
-ad comes up for LâOrĂ©alâs Bambi Lashes-
Me: nice
Um, Are "Bobs" the male versions of The "Karens"??? :D
Maybe. It's time they had an official name
Karen = Entitled Mom
Chad = Entitled Dad
Kevin = Dummy
Bob = Entitled Worker
My boyfriend's name is Bob, he ISNT entitled, and that's a ripparoin captain.
All the poor poor managers who have to deal with Karen's daily
honestly Jim sounds like such a wholesome and amazing dude
Listening to your voice helps me to relax almost just as much as my boyfriendâs voice does which in turn allows me to actually think for once... and Iâm very thankful
Smiling Karen!?!? Impossible!
8:44 ROFL
11:52 Sometimes, that's the best way to do things.(I sometimes have to deal with Karens when I go shopping. They give up when they realize that they're getting nowhere with their arguments)
"welcome to r/maliciouscompliance where your wish is my command" I wish for free merch
You get a thin white t-shirt with a piece of paper taped to it saying r-sloosh
I wish for infinite wishes
Pi you get infinite wishes for .5 milliseconds
Connor Davis *already holding up a long, prepared list of very carefully worded wishes.
@@misspurdy27288 oh god no
That Jim guy in the last story, was a beast haha! A great man for sure :D
those 3 dislikes are trolls for sure i love your vids rslash thank you for making this
I want you to know that I subscribed to several channels when I first discovered this type of video. Gradually, however, I grew so despairing of humanity that I had to give them all up. But I kept yours. You bring a sense of optimism to even the most crazy account. And I love the puppy bloopers and content.
I like that you censor the language as well.
Have a great day.
Tip: Donât try these with your mom. Youâll do what she says in an argument and sheâll yell at you.
If I had a Karen relative in my family asking where I got my Christmas gifts from Iâd probably just say âwell I either make them or I find them when I go for walks.â Sheâd probably say âwhat! I donât want some stinky stuff from the side of the road, and the stuff you make is probably trash!â Then my response would be âokay no hats, scarves, mittens, quartz, amethyst and/or any type of crystal for you this Christmas!â
My old neighbour pulled something similar on one of those scam computer calls, he went along with the guy, got him really confused, and kept it up for several hours before describing again what was exactly on his screen. The caller then asked âwait, you are using Microsoft, right?â
âNo, itâs a Mac.â
Still one of my favourite scamming-the-scammer stories. He also did one where he pretended to have to unplug his mouse from his computer to then plug in his keyboard, and vice versa until the scammer finally caught on that he was being messed with. The early 2000s were wild.
I wanna have Jim as a coworker. God bless him, werever he is.
I know pizza express take a while to make the food but you got to admit its pretty good
That manager got what he deserved though
I wouldn't eat there if I was treated like Op and their family
@@strudel_reviews I've never seen anyone be treated like that before so I think they just got unlucky
8:17 My god that was great.
Literally taking That Mom's request and crafting a UNO Card out of it to force her understand what she asked for is stupid.
Bahahahaha little hint of Kitboga in this'n!
...and a guy who uses commas wherever there's a pause in his thought process. Whew, that was hard to look at.
It warms my heart when someone gets revenge on a tech support scammer. Those dickheads make off with thousands of dollars on the tech illiterate. Any attempt to slow that income stream down is fine in my book!
*I just broke a World Record!*
of the most days I lived
Murderer: You wont beat that record again!
Not for long
this is so inspiring
dang Jim really did all that extra stuff...what a guy.
The Microsoft thing happened to my dad too. A man called him and said he was from Microsoft blah blah blah. He was listening to the man silently for about two minutes before he told him "well I guess we have a problem, because I have a Mac". He then hanged up and we both starting laughing immediately lol đđ
when he said before i was a lawyer i got a mcdonalds ad
Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient.
Unknown Demon ):
Discord
F
Discord = Disc = Frisbee
I see those messages quite a bit. Lmao.
11:49 I think the scammer realized that he wasnt speaking with a beginner judging by the history in the run box
Why does the video already have a dislike )= At least it got 15 likes :D
Karens.
Defo Karenâs
Internet in a Nutshell Channel I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE AHHDHBSHBSUGGDGYSVYGJXGGUDGSYHSOUHDHDIHHSIHHSIJHSUI
by now 70 people maliciously complied;)
I have been watching videos from this channel for a very long time, and just realized the galaxy in the background are animated
Funny how every other video I see someone commenting they discovered the galaxy is moving
@@limiv5272 wait really? I must've been really blind then lol
BANGER R/SLASH u inspire me to mak egreat content everyday i love u man ur a true goat
Grats on 666 subs bro
Someone who reads other peopleâs content is your inspiration?
You copy pasted this comment from Emkay. Sub beggar
@@marimartin2001 everyone is a fucking sub beggar
"Mek egreat" lol
My favorite story was the one with Dan the Microsoft scanner. I cracked up when OP meticulously described his homepage. XD
Someone called our old maintenance guy's direct line at work. It was a spam/sales call. He kept them on the phone for 45 minutes and agreed to buy whatever it was they were selling. At the very end, he says, "Y'all take food stamps, right? ...hello?" XD
The pizza place probably is pizza express, theyâre know for dough balls and taking 5 years to bring food
I'm surprised that anyone eats there
Ehh, Pizza express is more about quality now, rather than quickness. They take forever to bring the food out, but its amazing when you get it.
My compliance was so malicious I liked your video....twice....while making a statue of Chuck Norris blink....three times!
đ€Ł Oh man! That last one was.......beautiful đđđ!
u/basketcase91 should have told him the color in hex of every single pixel he sees
its been my experience that when someone says "Do what i say."
they usually arent smart enough to pontificate the nuances needed for clarity..
thus r/maliciouscompliance and the gold it doth provide..
Absolutely, Sir Urianger!
Oh my god that post about the "Microsoft Security" guy, that is something I would definitely do
As the mom of a high school student who has altered her son's schedule at the beginning of every year so far, I can confirm that scheduling an appointment to do so would be awful! The counselors are busy, I'm busy, and my son is busy! It's handled through email. Although, I guess I've never done it to make his schedule easier, and he'd be a fool to try something like that behind my back.
This is malicious compliance but I'll still make the joke of entitled parents
Op:I have a lot of tattoos
Ep:YOU CAN AFFORD TATTOOS you should give them to me if you can afford that many tattoos!
Yees! I thought Minecraft had a lot of ads! Reddit is the new trending!
Heh... Love my adblock plus. :)
TrashDeviant Wow!
I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADD BLOCK PLUS!
(Malicous complience: send a link to a virus and label it 'Free Add block plus')
It took me a minute to realize what you were talking about, I was thinking that you somehow got your gaming session interrupted by some Burgerking add popping up on your screen
We used to get 'Dan calls' a few years ago. The scam was so bad that it made the local news, I'm glad you were able to mess with him.
I kept one on ths line for over an hour telling him my computer was still loading. I was outside watching my daughter play. "No sorry, its still turning on. I told you its old."
He was so mad by the end of it he told me to throw away my computer and hung up on me đ
Great video as always thatâs movie theatre story was 10/10đđ
Karen: DO WHAT I SAY
OP: ok, here are my nipples
Karen: wait, what?
rSlash hi! Your videos help me sleep. Your voice is soothing
Morning coffee and a good malicious compliance video I'm on a good start
The computer scammer call reminds me of some fun I had with a cable company telemarketer. He called up, offered to set me up with a new cable provider and they offered 125 channels and listed off five or six. I told him I need to know what I am paying for so I insisted he listed all of the channels. He said âbut thatâs 125 channelsâ and he did not want to do it. Again I told him I need to know what I am paying for and made him read the whole list. He kept trying to read the list as fast as he could and I kept interrupting him telling him I needed to âwriteâ them all down. When we got done many minutes later I told him I counted only 124 and we need to start over. He hung up on me!
"Privileged/Confidential - Email 1 of 47" best bit
"Microsoft" keeps calling my grandfather, he has fun messing with them. (He doesn't own a computer.)
Karen! Did you dislike another video! *gets out anti karen spray* GET OUTTA HERE! *sprays karen, she hisses complains, demands r/slash channel and retreats*
An hour later, *more people drop likes to combat the Karen problem*
Super underrayted
Small Bear underrated*
Snake Queen243 begone Karen!
@@georgemcgeough3513 ik i was too lazy to change it while posting this
Small Bear fair enough
Shoutout to jim for being an everyday superhero before they applied cryptonite to his mentality
to show you the power of drinking coffee at 5 pm, it made me get 2 hours of sleep and be early to an rslash vid
I'm not first I'm not last
But when RSlash Uploads
I Click Fast
Edit : Thx for the heart RSlash
Cross Guthenberg that doesnât even rhyme. Why do people hate this kind of comment?
@@Kayla-px5ce it's because lots of people SAW lots of this kind of comment i mean i've seen this type of comment 50 time
@@morenmore334 well I'm sorry I ruined your day
I only just saw this comment today and decided to try it out sorry
@I Hate MY FaT BrUda I OnLy HaVe one Wishful Hey sed
Wow how original đ
You upload every day during my second break at work! What a treat â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
Hard to beleive first story. No one will be waiting 45mins for their drinks, busy or not.
Ahh, the All-Mighty Janitor. He is humble, you will not hear him boast of his labors, he is dirty, you will not see him dressing to impress a soul, but do not assume you know his powers and do not anger him, he is likely more important to the company than you are.
Still no puppy bloopers? I am outraged!
Jk still love the vids and the voices you do for Karen or any entitled person is amazing.
Our channel puppy is growing up.
Dan at 9:00 be like âhello this is tec supportâ in a Indian accent
I strung along a Windows scammer once, I went through all the steps to download "TeamViewer" (very slowly, pretending to be an idiot to waste this man's time) and when he asked for the TeamViewer 7 digit code to connect to my computer I said "Um.. ok, I see it, it's U, R, A, E, U, N, T." He tried to connect and said he couldn't, and read the connect code back to me. I said "Oh I'm sorry, the "E" should be a "C". He paused for a moment, and then said "You are a c**t!?" to which I said "HOW DARE YOU!" and hung up. Made my day! đ
Day 2 If Everybody watching RSLASH to Remember his Birthday
Karen:And Also you should Give him a present or else the Same To you!
Me:me?
Karen:yes Hes born After You But Hes older so give him a present!
You should give me your channel because clearly, you don't need it.
@a decent personyou should give me your house csuse clearly you don't need it anymore
This was the best convo I've ever seen
Can I just say the person who commented hippty hoppty your comment is my propertys name @a decent person
Jim was that seemingly unimportant cog that fucks up the entire machine if you mess with it.
The 1st post is the perfect little compliance story. Nothing too serious.
When i clicked there were 68 comments making me the 69th comment on my perspective
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Uploaded 1 minute ago.
400 likes, 20 dislikes, and 50 comments.
The fact that the time was in the bottom left corner should have gave dan an immediate indication that this is not windows lol
The story of the scammer actually happened to me a few months ago. The caller said apple so I picked up and this guy with a thick I think Indian accent answered and said my phone had a virus. So he asked me if I had a computer and I said yes and he tried to get me to go somewhere and I was so dumb that I had trouble following his instructions with a website name. He got so frustrated with me he hung up. Thank you for my dumbness and not being able to follow website instructions.
You should have done Dan from MicrosoftÂŽs voice with an indian accent! đ
IRLrosie and kitboga are two of my fav scambaiters - you guys might enjoy if you donât already. Very different from one another.
Lindsay Sheffield How are you verified?
Lindsay Sheffield Also who?
If you haven't already, you need to look up youtube channels of people messing with these scammers. There are some hilarious videos of people yelling in frustration for hours because they are being punked so hard.
Jim's an absolute chad for the snow thing.
I listen to your voice to help me relax and sleep â€ïž