r/Maliciouscompliance How I Got Revenge on a Rich A-Hole

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  • r/Maliciouscompliance In today's video, a rich snob at a country club gets pissed off that a waiter keeps interrupting him (even though the waiter is just following the rules). So, when the rich a-hole snaps and screams at the waiter to stop bothering him, the waiter enacts some malicious compliance and lets the rich guy's son build up a huge, vomit-inducing tab at the restaurant!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +1727

    Protip: don't mess with people who handle your food, especially with the Karenovirus floating around!

  • @wildrook
    @wildrook Pƙed 4 lety +824

    Todd: (to the Steve) DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME! I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN!

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 Pƙed 4 lety +39

      wildrook Todd is the one to have likely written the deep magic

    • @dsloop3907
      @dsloop3907 Pƙed 4 lety +27

      A new hire told the boss that I did not program a motor controller correctly, boss asks me in front of new hire why I did this. "This controller is being used as slave to the primary controller, it does not need to be programmed"says I. New hire looks like fool, never questions my work again. Lol.

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      I was just about to comment this 😂😂😂

    • @Sora-hd3yo
      @Sora-hd3yo Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Todd: (to the steve) you dare use my own spells against me Steve?

    • @MalikaTrue
      @MalikaTrue Pƙed 3 lety +6

      Dude i keep seeing this quote but have no idea what its from. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE lmao

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Pƙed 4 lety +957

    Joe: "Just give him anything he wants!"
    Joe's Bank Account: So you have chosen... Death.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +16

      More like chosen dept

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 Pƙed 4 lety +25

      So you have chosen ... Debt

    • @centurion0-199
      @centurion0-199 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      TheBritishWolf
      *Who’s Joe
      S bank account*

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@centurion0-199 if you've been listening you'd know, "Joe" was the anonymous name OP gave the rich dad when he said "give him whatever he wants, and don't bother me again" oh if you still think I'm BSing you can find anonymous name at 10:09 timestamp

    • @centurion0-199
      @centurion0-199 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Josh_the_ jester I have been listening

  • @Slithery
    @Slithery Pƙed 4 lety +937

    My work doesn’t have a Todd. That’s why it’s in shambles.

    • @AHappyCub
      @AHappyCub Pƙed 4 lety +26

      Todd Howard: "It's just works"

    • @TerminianLinkVT
      @TerminianLinkVT Pƙed 4 lety +19

      I've learned not too long ago that I've become a Proto Todd. Info on how to fix everything when things go wrong and willing to come in when called, but none of the power given with time.

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      Maybe one day, the great Todd will return... 😂😂

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Neither does mine, which explains a lot.

    • @ThePhoneGenius2009
      @ThePhoneGenius2009 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      My dad's name is Todd and he is a "Todd" for his company lol. Production Manager is the official title I guess but he's always fixing everyone elses issues

  • @shenzhuro5837
    @shenzhuro5837 Pƙed 4 lety +620

    "My greatest achievement was getting into Todd's team."
    Me: Why didn't you say the Todd Squad

  • @shamrock141
    @shamrock141 Pƙed 4 lety +21

    As a bartender who works for a Hilton it boils my blood to have people act like this. We always try to serve people to the highest standard but that doesn't stop us from pointing out who the assholes are to our colleagues

  • @IDKndIDK
    @IDKndIDK Pƙed 4 lety +311

    About the first story: you can complain about the size of wine glass or the martini all you want, it's a measured amount of liquor, that much wont change. We'll get you extra juice if you want it a bit more full.

    • @guyincognito9066
      @guyincognito9066 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      Its almost like thier are laws regulating the alcohol content of a stanard drink

    • @lethalj2258
      @lethalj2258 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@guyincognito9066 ikr?

    • @IDKndIDK
      @IDKndIDK Pƙed 4 lety +5

      @@guyincognito9066 not especially, at least not here. It's more just a societal standard. A glass of wine could be 3 oz. Or 4 depending on the restaurant. Cocktails and margaritas can vary in strength by the liquors used. A screwdriver won't hit the same as a vesper martini. Some drinks get 1.5 oz liquor, some get 2, some get 2.5

    • @guyincognito9066
      @guyincognito9066 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@IDKndIDK Where is 'Here'

    • @IDKndIDK
      @IDKndIDK Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@guyincognito9066 the USA, to my knowledge there havent been any laws about the amount of liquor in one individual drink (hence why we can serve things like doubles)

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Pƙed 4 lety +494

    2:24 they did say bigger glasses not bigger drinks

    • @rosyowl0391
      @rosyowl0391 Pƙed 4 lety +13

      That's what I was thinking lol

    • @Flannel-Channel8837
      @Flannel-Channel8837 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Just don't piss of the people who give you food and drink especially back then do that and your fucked

    • @PJBloop
      @PJBloop Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Thats not actually what i thought he will do. They did ask for bigger glasse not bigger glass with drink. I will bring oud the glass with ntohing in it and left it there

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Pƙed 4 lety

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @justachupacabrawithinterne3618
    @justachupacabrawithinterne3618 Pƙed 4 lety +175

    My last job had a Todd and honestly he was the best at his job and really had been there since the dawn of time and he would come in to save they day when it got busy. He was my hero.

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      We had a "Joanne". She was a bearch on wheels, but really knew her stuff. People skills = 0, Tech Skills = 11.

    • @dakotadew8992
      @dakotadew8992 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@Kayenne54 when you dump everything into intelligence and wisdom but forget about charisma

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +233

    With the one about the kid and the extra sugar, I can just imagine the guy’s attitude of “I know what’s best” being like a big balloon and then deflating when he got the bill and the reminder of his demands

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Pƙed 4 lety +283

    Joe: "Listen, just give him whatever he wants okay? Just don't bother me again!"
    OP: "Okay."
    Kid: *Orders a shit load of food for himself*
    OP: "Here's the tab."
    Joe: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

    • @woolco
      @woolco Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Wait...
      *Who's Joe?*

    • @ezmoney5041
      @ezmoney5041 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      ʎddɐɄ ʇsǝᮉddɐɄ ..... joe........ is my neighbor next door and he wants to see you and have some tea,

    • @vxoideg706
      @vxoideg706 Pƙed 4 lety

      So true

    • @vxoideg706
      @vxoideg706 Pƙed 4 lety

      Totally not adding more comments to get this to the top

    • @JavaCake
      @JavaCake Pƙed 4 lety +1

      ʎddɐɄ ʇsǝᮉddɐɄ J O E M A M A

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde Pƙed 4 lety +217

    I was a Todd at my last job. I did everything asked even though I didn’t always like it, I wasn’t paid what I deserved...that’s what really got to me...I had been passed over for a promotion 6-7 times in a two year period.
    I was fired (rather “termination”) in June 2019 with no specific reason. Two months before I was given the first/last dollar raise I’d ever get and a title that was a backhanded complement and overdue.
    I’m sure my job is rightfully suffering now. I’m glad I don’t work there anymore.

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 Pƙed 4 lety +14

      theplourde some of them must be so stuck up they managed to fire you for no reason. They must have gotten the karenovirus.

    • @imatoastydino
      @imatoastydino Pƙed 4 lety +7

      They loss a amazing employee

    • @imatoastydino
      @imatoastydino Pƙed 4 lety +7

      Hope you find job soon

    • @OhhowHelovesus777
      @OhhowHelovesus777 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      I'm sorry you were screwed over like that. This can be a great opportunity to find or make something new. I pray everything works out for you.

    • @imatoastydino
      @imatoastydino Pƙed 4 lety +2

      @@OhhowHelovesus777 amazing speech 😇

  • @artzlg
    @artzlg Pƙed 4 lety +465

    I just realized my teacher had reddit cause that’s the story he would tell us in class (the last one)

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan Pƙed 2 lety +11

    #1 that's a cool bartender, and OP's family choked-laughing at his wit certainly made his day. The $10 tip is just cherry on top.
    The story about Joe ... his wife, Carmen, seems to actually be quite okay, forcing his husband to apologize. She was probably out to educate her husband as well 😆

  • @katrinepetersen2566
    @katrinepetersen2566 Pƙed 4 lety +9

    I love how that ELITE school has the same facilities as most danish public school.
    Ipads, interactives boards etc. is completely normal in most danish schools. Difference: there's a teacher's lounge and guess what?
    IT'S FREE!!

  • @Eric1SanDiego1
    @Eric1SanDiego1 Pƙed 4 lety +55

    Text: "Since I started, things were like this."
    rSlash: "Since I started there were things like this."
    Don't blame me, I'm just maliciously complying with Grammar rules.

    • @joshmartin2744
      @joshmartin2744 Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      rSlash had a lot of flubs in this one. However, that particular story really read like it was English as a second language.

  • @Rhaenarys
    @Rhaenarys Pƙed 4 lety +19

    Can we just stop and acknowledge that the old man who winked is probably the coolest old rich guy? Lol for real! Kudos old rich dude!

    • @Rhaenarys
      @Rhaenarys Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Also, I'm going to assume the teachers werent exactly in front of the door, more like lined up along the walls by the door like during tornado drills in floridas portables lol.

  • @robertdouth8979
    @robertdouth8979 Pƙed 4 lety +56

    Weird having Greg popovich as the thumbnail. He's the most down to earth and decent guy in sports

  • @parzival9307
    @parzival9307 Pƙed 4 lety +150

    Why you gotta do my guy Greg popavitch like that

  • @aidankelley2696
    @aidankelley2696 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    "why were you sleeping for 30 minutes on job!" "i was working for the past 35 hours....."

  • @melchiorzibeon5024
    @melchiorzibeon5024 Pƙed 4 lety +11

    Not really related to the video itself, but when you hear "Joe sits" as Joseph and "Joe's kid" as Josuke like I did, you know you've been too invested in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      The real question is which Josuke? Jojolion Josuke is cooler than Diamond is Unbreakable Josuke, in my opinion.

    • @melchiorzibeon5024
      @melchiorzibeon5024 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 Given that I've only seen the anime... and have been rewatching clips from it quite a lot recently... DiU Josuke.

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@melchiorzibeon5024 Ah. DiU Josuke is my fourth favorite Jojo, I love him

    • @_haphazard_
      @_haphazard_ Pƙed 4 lety

      Oi Josuke! I used 「ZA HANDO」 to put you into an rslash video! Ain't that neat!?

  • @DatBoiAderbeen
    @DatBoiAderbeen Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Best reddit youtuber in the game right now. Theres so much personality in your videos that I cant ever go back to those boring robovoices. I also love your own personal stories and random doggo moments

  • @guardianmega
    @guardianmega Pƙed 4 lety +47

    As a Spurs fan, I'm mildly offended that you used a picture of Gregg Popovich for this video's image.

    • @callmesoftware
      @callmesoftware Pƙed 4 lety +1

      RIP Spurs

    • @lawsonacton8595
      @lawsonacton8595 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Same but GO THUNDER! But seriously Pops is freaking amazing!

    • @Meyr3356
      @Meyr3356 Pƙed 4 lety

      As a basketball fan, I'm right there with you
      Rip the Streak

    • @ArchAngelWC
      @ArchAngelWC Pƙed 3 lety +2

      I second this just as a basketball fan....Pop is a fucking saint use a different image eh

  • @MrPancakes4eva
    @MrPancakes4eva Pƙed 4 lety +21

    I love this channel so much that I watch each ad in it's entirety bc this man deserves it 😂

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  Pƙed 4 lety +11

      liked, hearted, replied
      Gotta support fans who support me

    • @FARMERHARDY
      @FARMERHARDY Pƙed 4 lety +1

      0/5 tI wasn't pinned I want compensation for the ads I watched

    • @lachocolatchaud
      @lachocolatchaud Pƙed 3 lety

      @@rSlash Y u use Greg popovich in thumbnail?

  • @michaelwautraets7126
    @michaelwautraets7126 Pƙed 4 lety +85

    the company Bethesda only has a Todd that makes things worse, continually.

    • @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813
      @who_the_fuck_is_riley5813 Pƙed 4 lety +6

      A little rat man in a leather jacket

    • @kermitthefraud700
      @kermitthefraud700 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      He tells sweet little lies.

    • @cediviannareeda4305
      @cediviannareeda4305 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      Only makes things worse? How-ward someone do that?

    • @yerghaizverot6441
      @yerghaizverot6441 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      @@cediviannareeda4305 By smashing fan relations into oblivion, and, in the fallout, even though it assuredly spells doom for Bethesda, he just let the dagger fall where it may.

    • @DashFN69
      @DashFN69 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      I think that's called the Steve

  • @log_by_bolb
    @log_by_bolb Pƙed 4 lety +4

    0:02 "Your wish is my command" sums up this entire subreddoot

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 Pƙed 4 lety +23

    ALWAYS treat your Todd Team member with the reverence due a god. Life is so much better.

  • @wworrall
    @wworrall Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Hey, thanks for reading my story. Your videos brought me to reddit in the first place, so I technically owe you all my Karma :)

  • @quietest-town1634
    @quietest-town1634 Pƙed 4 lety +34

    a peak moment in life: getting a notification that rslash uploads while watching old rslash videos

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    The job I retired from had a Todd'ette. She was the champion of quiet competence and direction. If she said it, everyone took it as gospel. Everyone also enjoyed watching her, just as quietly, tear jerks apart. Especially, the 'Do you know who I am?' jerks. There are times I really miss working with my team.

  • @NaivafAreul
    @NaivafAreul Pƙed 4 lety +51

    The guy on the thumbnail is Greg Popovich. Head coach of the San Antonio spurs. He's a nice guy ( off the court )

    • @dontscream
      @dontscream Pƙed 4 lety +7

      I'm glad someone else noticed too, great guy. Yeah, he's an asshole but for damn sure he's neither rich or entitled.

    • @WeatherWX
      @WeatherWX Pƙed 4 lety +2

      Indeed, very cool dude.

    • @joeyp7452
      @joeyp7452 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Aj Segura pretty sure he’s rich, head NBA coaches still make millions a year

    • @ggdail
      @ggdail Pƙed 4 lety +1

      He's the prefect choice. Complete douchebag.

    • @Degenerick
      @Degenerick Pƙed 4 lety +2

      ggdail nah fam. Hes one of the best dudes out there

  • @mouser7436
    @mouser7436 Pƙed 4 lety +17

    Greg popovich i will miss him when he retired hopefully tim duncan can take his place

  • @Z3R0F1V3
    @Z3R0F1V3 Pƙed 4 lety +22

    13:27 Thats basically every school in finland
    edit: but only difference is that they are free

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@Vansire yup, thats right.

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@Vansire i wont comment to that

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@Vansire oh. i dont know about that really

    • @Z3R0F1V3
      @Z3R0F1V3 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@Vansire i dont know about that i already said that!

  • @Chelle8847
    @Chelle8847 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    Rose wine, its pronounced "ro-SAY" wine. Just saying lol

    • @thatdumbguy2621
      @thatdumbguy2621 Pƙed 3 lety

      *N O B O D Y C A R E S*

    • @jan_Masewin
      @jan_Masewin Pƙed 2 lety

      RosĂ©, yeah, and peeps you don’t have to pronounce it with a French accent damnit, just approximate it

  • @ProwlingKitty
    @ProwlingKitty Pƙed 4 lety +3

    The Steve in my company was an older ex-military gentleman with anger issues lol. He made my days pretty funny from death glaring customer and employees when they’d say dumb things to almost ripping a mounted monitor off of the wall 💀

  • @Urosanctuary
    @Urosanctuary Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I have decided to change my cursing habbits and these videos have made my life so much easier for it. Thank you for the broader vocabulary.

  • @coolsans5097
    @coolsans5097 Pƙed 4 lety +95

    "Your wish is my demand"
    Me thinking: ask for his channel
    Also me: nah man. Just remember to stay healthy. We don't want ya dying tight now
    Also i think im a bit early

    • @IcySkullRBLX
      @IcySkullRBLX Pƙed 4 lety +1

      coolsans 50 you are an hour late, but you are early

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ Pƙed 4 lety

      @coolsans 50
      Hi Asrele (how do you spell that again? I have derpitus).

    • @JM-gj1oe
      @JM-gj1oe Pƙed 4 lety

      @@Corvus__ asriel

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ Pƙed 4 lety

      @@JM-gj1oe Thanks! Want a hotdog?

  • @dexhoney9036
    @dexhoney9036 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    The first story is legitimately me as a bartender 😂😂😂😂gotta deal w them somehow without getting mad

  • @thegamingturtles3192
    @thegamingturtles3192 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    You didn’t have to do Coach Pop like that in the thumbnail 😂

  • @Mario87456
    @Mario87456 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I bet that was one of the best days of Billy’s life being able to order all that food without permission.

  • @G_I_D_S
    @G_I_D_S Pƙed 4 lety +14

    These videos always make my morning so much better. I always look forward to these at work lol

  • @1mLouis
    @1mLouis Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I remember saying that I will always watch your videos and that all your
    videos are great under your first r/Relationships video.
    But I really got to say that r/prorevenge, r/nuclearrevenge, r/pettyrevenge and r/maliciouscompliance
    are the best subreddits cause the sweet revenge is just soooo satisfying, I cant resist instantly
    clicking them!

  • @Mcguinness3
    @Mcguinness3 Pƙed 4 lety +36

    "Uploaded 30 seconds ago"
    Nice, this poop gonna be a good one!

  • @fastjeff6
    @fastjeff6 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    When our Todd has to take time off, he leaves me in charge of trying to do his level of IT. I am ALWAYS nervous when I have to do that. He has gigantic shoes to fill. lol

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    This is exactly what i need bros. This weeks been pretty stressful but I still wake up and look forward to these sick vids💕

  • @XxPeriCo27xX
    @XxPeriCo27xX Pƙed 4 lety

    At my work, theres a guy litterally named Todd. The guy you can look up to to help you. The manager with the dad look who loves his two daughters. The Todd who you think of as your work father who you can go to with your non work related problems.
    Todd is a good guy.

  • @novabrilliant4510
    @novabrilliant4510 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Loved this. The last story was the best. Teachers suffer so much crap. Thanks

  • @ConnorNotyerbidness
    @ConnorNotyerbidness Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I got a kind of malicious complience story.
    For my dads whole adult life he worked for a big university (if i name dropped it youd know it in the USA), and over the years he had many different jobs (staff not faculty)
    At one point in the 80s he was helping negotiate a union deal, him on the side of the specific school he worked for that this deal was being worked on. At this point the back and forth had been going on for a couple months due to the person chosen as the rep being Very stubborn over often little things.
    One of the things they insisted on was adding these expensive water filters to each break room on every floor of the building because suppsoedly the water was disgusting.
    This was a big point of contention that the rep wouldnt give in on.
    But my dad had a feeling this was just a power trip or something. Hed tasted the water it was fine. The filters were an egregious and pointless addition.
    So my dad pulled his boss aside and said let me install 1 on her floor without telling anyone.
    He was given the go ahead and he snuck his way in and installed the filter into the break room, and ductaped a newspaper of that day to the filter.
    Well it just so happened that the meeting got postponed for an extra week. So rather than just a few days to demonstrate, he had a week and a half for them to drink that water and put it in their coffee.
    Come the day of the meeting and of course she brings up the disgusting water.
    "So youve personally been drinking this water?"
    "Yes"
    "Putting it in uour coffee tea and drinking it straight out of the glass?"
    "Yes and its disgusting you have to get these filters!"
    "Well can you follow me real quick?"
    My dad takes her to the sink and has her open up the cabinet and get a good look at the filter and undid all the duct tape and read the date of the newspaper.
    My dad says the look on her face as she realized she was caught was priceless.
    He managed to prove that the whole extra water filter thing was just some kind of power trip for her and that the filters were pointless.
    Supposedly the new deal was worked out in just a couple days after that

  • @oceantiger7629
    @oceantiger7629 Pƙed 4 lety +209

    Hello random person, hoping you have a great day

  • @iane9552
    @iane9552 Pƙed 4 lety

    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
    -Mitch Hedberg

  • @TheDomirocks1986
    @TheDomirocks1986 Pƙed 4 lety +20

    Yesssss. What a way to start the morning.

  • @Clashkiller2000
    @Clashkiller2000 Pƙed 4 lety

    2:14 - 2:16 I thought the bartender would do what you said as well, but the outcime was way funnier for me as well

  • @Zadrias6386
    @Zadrias6386 Pƙed 4 lety +5

    The guy calls Todd
    Todd “it just works”

  • @michaelr20010713
    @michaelr20010713 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    11:26
    I misheard "Joe's kid" as Josuke
    Goddammit I have a problem

    • @izakab2892
      @izakab2892 Pƙed 4 lety

      I call it the Jojo Syndrome

  • @supr3me83
    @supr3me83 Pƙed 4 lety +10

    Nobody noticed that the thumbnail is the san antonio spurs head coach, Gregg popovich?

  • @danhat1473
    @danhat1473 Pƙed 4 lety

    Todd: The guy every job wants, but not all have one.
    Steve: The guy no job wants, but all of them have at least one. Lmao

  • @ilovepuddingbroodjes
    @ilovepuddingbroodjes Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I just want to say that I absolutely love this channel! Thanks for everything R/!

  • @jonathansellers793
    @jonathansellers793 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    “And to question them is to question Todd” lmao

  • @bananabat1283
    @bananabat1283 Pƙed 4 lety +27

    Protip: DONT USE LEGENDARY COACH POPS PICTURE! Put some respekt on his name 😂😂

  • @jeffr5552
    @jeffr5552 Pƙed 3 lety

    One thing I'm thankful for with the company I'm with now is that I have yet to meet a Steve. Safety is held in high regard so the company could be dealing with a multi-million dollar incident and they will still move mountains to send you home once you hit 15 hours.

  • @gabrielmartin977
    @gabrielmartin977 Pƙed 4 lety +25

    First? Did I do it? Finally! After years of seeking the coveted first comment, I have successfully- aaaand it's ruined. Hi everyone.

    • @tanamoyo6619
      @tanamoyo6619 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Nah ya 2nd

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Gabriel Martin I’ve felt more honored when someone did that on one of my videos not only because they’re friends, but because I’m pretty small still

    • @Angrade
      @Angrade Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Sorry, there is about 19 more comments before you.

  • @allenyan2573
    @allenyan2573 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    y is Gregg Popovich the thumbnail of this video lmao

  • @akiakiii5879
    @akiakiii5879 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    Who are these 4 people who always dislike the video within minutes of the upload? The dedication just to dislike

  • @swhite7929
    @swhite7929 Pƙed 3 lety

    Honestly Joe doesn't sound like a bad dude. He learned from his lesson, his wife was nice to OP and didn't pull a Karen, and Billy himself didn't seem like a brat, just a cheeky kid. OP could have stopped serving Billy after he'd eaten enough.

  • @MoNercy
    @MoNercy Pƙed 4 lety +4

    I mean, I guess DeMar DeRozen isn't exactly poor, so thumbnail checks out.

  • @JustStar276
    @JustStar276 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    This is why I love it when people document it when the ROOOOOOAAAAST entitles people

  • @rover_runnerr7609
    @rover_runnerr7609 Pƙed 4 lety +6

    Vid hasn’t been out for 16:11 minutes but I loved the vid

  • @meloncornets3034
    @meloncornets3034 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    I thought he was going to overcharge them for the wine too. Kind of what I do when my toddler says his drink doesn't taste as good in a blue cup versus a green cup.

    • @captaincmorgan
      @captaincmorgan Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Hahaha toddlers are weird
      Have you ever seen the show The Good Place? My "Bad Place" (aka hell) is trying to get my toddler to eat for eternity

    • @meloncornets3034
      @meloncornets3034 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@captaincmorgan Same! I should check "The Good Place" out. I hear good things.

  • @constipatedaf
    @constipatedaf Pƙed 4 lety +5

    *Damn last time i was so early Karen was not born yet*

  • @ccatsma
    @ccatsma Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Firstly, Rslash, keep up your good work. I needed a giggle
    Secondly, to those who know who the person in the thumbnail is, there might be some kind of explanation for this, there might be people out there who don't know who that is. We don't know if Rslash knows the guy. Yes, uncultured swines exist

  • @fulltoaster
    @fulltoaster Pƙed 4 lety +3

    when he said that the kid vomited in the back of his jaguar he meant to say bmw

  • @dumbsmartofficial2976
    @dumbsmartofficial2976 Pƙed 3 lety

    He's not "Todd", he's "The Guy". The wizard who has the answers no one else has. For whatever obscure thing someone comes to me with: I got a guy. Then I go to "The Guy". The guys never fails.

  • @ThatBloodyHobo
    @ThatBloodyHobo Pƙed 4 lety +6

    I'm curious, do you message the op's that you are going to feature their story?

  • @HatsODoom
    @HatsODoom Pƙed 4 lety +1

    If you get knocked out, when you come to you'll see Todd who will calmly say, "Hey you, you're finally awake."

  • @garibaldo8746
    @garibaldo8746 Pƙed 4 lety +12

    Why is Popp the thumbnail he’s a nice person

  • @y_fam_goeglyd
    @y_fam_goeglyd Pƙed 4 lety

    I'm thinking that Carmen was quietly laughing her arse off, watching as she knew exactly what was going to happen or she'd have stepped in at the start. Joe must be a right pain at home!

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart Pƙed 4 lety +8

    I might be a Todd in training. I'm in my 20s, but I'm already known for getting anything and everything working. You give me a job, as long as you define exactly what you want, I'll just disappear and when I return it is done.
    Honestly, the projects listed at the start of the second story sounds amazing. I'd love the smart lights job. I've actually built my own smart LED. I've engineered a Nintendo Switch to camera stand adapter that I 3D-printed. It even locks the Switch into place with its own click system. Though I still need to get the screwthread correct on that one. Link to that thing down below:
    cad.onshape.com/documents/7c863c7df9906a0e81774abc/w/4f97c6a29c843ef2e3589e63/e/d26ba18f41bdb2df48e02cc0

  • @CouchSpud91
    @CouchSpud91 Pƙed 3 lety

    A Todd is very rare, but very much appreciated. Unfortunately, you get far more Steves than Todds, and it's too common that a particularly bad Steve will get a Todd fired to protect their ego.

  • @thatoneweirdasexual1404
    @thatoneweirdasexual1404 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    I don’t know how y’all are so early, I literally just woke up ...

  • @Bandiuha
    @Bandiuha Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Anyone noticed that the thumbnail is greg popavich 😂😂

  • @ibby138
    @ibby138 Pƙed 4 lety +4

    There is 500 views and 30 comms t but when I look at myself I don't care sooooooooooooooo
    FIRST

  • @kjelljohanbraten7408
    @kjelljohanbraten7408 Pƙed 4 lety

    ``he was in the room when the old magic was written`` nice one

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Bartenders have a good sense of humor too. 😁
    I give Steve 4/5 buttholes.
    Would you pay to be in Billy's splatter zone too? đŸ€”
    When teachers are smarter than HR ...
    Always a great show, rSlash! 👍😁

  • @GaladorLP
    @GaladorLP Pƙed 4 lety

    I fear that Joe let his anger out on poor Billy, who just saw an opportunity in his fathers negligence

  • @Eytaris
    @Eytaris Pƙed 4 lety

    I'm the Todd at my work. Can disassemble a heavy piece of industrial machinery, repair it, recondition it, put it back in place and it starts like a charm at the first button push, the next hour, I can diagnose a faulty industrial computer and replace the needed parts. The only problem I have is my direct supervisor, he's a lazy, obnoxious and pretentious Steeve with good connexions at the higher-ups and he keeps walking the thin line between discipline and blatant bullying. hope someday he will cross the line and give me the opportunity to give you a great story :)

  • @Justcallmewinter
    @Justcallmewinter Pƙed 4 lety +1

    and then. for a second yugo's eyes turned sliver for a second when listening to this revenge

  • @milesparris4045
    @milesparris4045 Pƙed 4 lety

    Yeah, I've been the Todd, under a company owner who gave me full control to do what I needed. Things were great. Then he hired a Steve but put him over me. Steve hired a bunch of his friends who were inept at their jobs and ruined the company.

  • @charlesryan9
    @charlesryan9 Pƙed 4 lety

    "If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
    -Mitch Hedberg

  • @mcdonron
    @mcdonron Pƙed 2 lety

    That description of Todd and his job role in the company was epic :D

  • @noobisyts2ndaccount653
    @noobisyts2ndaccount653 Pƙed 4 lety +2

    Yes, Gregg Poppovich is now an entitled parent

  • @the_pigs_have_rebelled
    @the_pigs_have_rebelled Pƙed 4 lety +1

    13:36 interactive boards are one of the elite things
    Lol I go to public school and we have them in every classroom

  • @forrestacrey9353
    @forrestacrey9353 Pƙed 4 lety

    A restaurant I used to work at as a bartender had these little carafes we used use to pour a glass of wine for our guests. Pour from the bottle to the carafe, somewhat as a measuring gauge, them bring glass and carafe to guest and pour wine. So many times I got complaints about it not being enough for a glass of wine or for the price, what ever. One time tho, one lady ordered white wine and got it in a white wine glass, as you do. She complained that the red wine glasses looked Fuller. Next round I brought her a red wine glass and her next glass of wine in the carafe. Poured her white wine into a white wine glass. She wasn't very amused, but my fellow bartenders had one heck of a laugh.

  • @nikkifury8985
    @nikkifury8985 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    I love your tiles usually, but Pop would never speak down to anyone! Local hero and national badass

  • @deadeyexl8392
    @deadeyexl8392 Pƙed 4 lety

    “Then takes the smaller glasses and dumps them into the bigger glasses” now THAT’S a power move

  • @phoenixleader1999
    @phoenixleader1999 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    "They were the elite of the elites, their word is law. To question them was to question god- I mean todd"

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 Pƙed 4 lety

    Last Story was like "If we cannot have our break in that break room, then we'll just have it outside near it". Surely HR must have known the Teachers was going to pull a stunt like that.

    • @19TheFallen
      @19TheFallen Pƙed 4 lety

      Seriously......With some of the brainless oafs they have running some of these college's or school's, it likely never entered their little brains that this would happen......

    • @OynxWolf11
      @OynxWolf11 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      @@19TheFallen Now we know where the phrase "Think outside the Box" comes from.

  • @kermit.antivr3801
    @kermit.antivr3801 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    entitled mom: get this man fi...
    todd:do not recite the dark magic to me witch ... i was there when it was written

  • @kwams26
    @kwams26 Pƙed 4 lety

    on that last story, "if you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit." -Mitch Hedberg

  • @6speedvtec789
    @6speedvtec789 Pƙed 4 lety

    We used to joke that Greg Popovich had only two emotions, angry and pissed off. However he's nothing like the thumbnail shows of him.
    Popovich is one of the best coaches in the league. He demands discipline and sidelines nonsense. The guy absolutley cares about the people under him and he greatly caters to his players needs.
    San Antonio is going to build a statue for this man when he finally retires.

  • @lawsonacton8595
    @lawsonacton8595 Pƙed 4 lety +3

    Why is Pops on the thumbnail? he's a great guy.