r/Maliciouscompliance "I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR BOSS!" "I'm the Owner"
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r/Maliciouscompliance This entitled Karen gets hired to run the front desk, and on her very first day she acts like she runs the place and starts bossing people around. Unfortunately for her, she insults someone who turns out to be the founder of the company that hired her! Oops! This entitled woman screwed up so badly she ended up firing herself, LOL! Enjoy these hilarious Malicious Compliance stories, and if you enjoyed this video hit the subscribe button for more!
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Credit
0:06, CowboyStiefel, bit.ly/2XP1zTc
1:38, Absurd-n-Nihilistic, bit.ly/2MZYbVL
8:37, gfdsagfdsagfdsagfdsa, bit.ly/2JtxxAJ
13::15, DeadlyGerbil, bit.ly/2LO1flA
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
"I want to speak to the boss"
"I am the boss"
*shocked pikachu Karen*
XD
Dont sue me pls
"I want to speak to your boss's boss!"
Hiii
rSlash F to pay respect
R/slash: * starts recording *
Yugo: If he speaks I squeaks!
Speak for a squeak
Squeak!*
If it FITS HE SITS .emkay
Yep
@@thefinalflash6211 would you like to have $500 đ”
I literally snorted when the little boy said âdaddy!â Knowing what was going to happen lmao
Ikr
So did we all, sara. So did we all....
Oof.
Dumbiesheep huh? I am tho
It was at this moment that karen had indeed fucked up.
Me, a peasant: She had to quit her job.
RSLASH, an intellectual: She had to fire herself.
replied
replied 2
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replied 4
replied 5
âLet me speak to your managerâ - 10% power
âI am the Managerâ - 50% power
âWE DONT HAVE A MANAGERâ - 100000% POWER
"I'm the owner" - All damage the opponent that has done to the user, gets reversed back to the opponent plus times 5, with all of it's 100% power plus times 1,000,000,000
That should be:
"Let me speak to your manager" - Power level 10
"I am the manager" - Power level 100
"Let me speak to the owner" - Power level 500
"I am the owner" - It's Over 9000! ;)
@@melkiorwiseman5234 There is no owner.
*I cant read his power, it's divine!*
My store doesn't have a STORE manager. I jokingly suggested to our DISTRICT manager about how we should say "WE DONT HAVE A MANAGER" if someone asks. She thought it was hilarious and said until we find a decent GM to run the store, we're absolutely allowed to do that, as long as it was only on night shift (customers are usually younger and/or too high to care). I haven't had to say it yet, but boy do I want to đ
âLet me speak to the mangerâ- 1damage
âI am the managerâ - 50 damage
âWE are the mangerâ damage= MOTHER RUSSIA.
You: "I can't play right now!"
Yugo: **r/maliciouscompliance and plays by himself**
Yugo: **SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAK!**
yep lol stay determined
âYou canât play right now!â
Well played
Isnât it Hugo?
@@BowieRulez no he confirmed a while ago that its yugo
OG: Iâm close friends with the ceo
30 minutes later...
Kid: Daddy!
OG: Oh shhh
Right? And who tf talks to someone like that without even knowing who they are đđ
@@Lex-ib2qk Right? Most of these surely must be fake. I can't imagine so many people committing job suicide that fast.
@@Drummerx04 Believe me, it's possible for someone to jump headfirst into their freshly dug grave.
@@GG-nv4vl the sister knew it duh, she even called the kid her NEPHEW
G G the CEO's sister was the OP, not the subject/karen
Censor words with Yugoâs barking.
Agreed. It would sound much better than self-censoring.
I support
Example:
Before: "This woman was a huge witch"
After: "This woman was a huge *BARK*"
Hehe
YEEEEEESSSS!!!
My iPad: âSmooch Da Poochâ.
My wife: âwhat the hell are you listening to?â
How'd that end?
I need to know this as well
I also require the knowledge of which occurred after this event transpired.
Sorry all! I just saw the notification about the 3rd comment. I can't remember what happened 2 years ago, but my wife is still with me (as are our 2 dogs)! ;)
rSlash: says something
Yugo: *squeak squeak squeak*
rSlash: "Smooch-tha-pooch!"
"Our company is running so smoothly, why are we paying you guys to just sit around doing nothing? We're dissolving your team. Hey why are we suddenly losing so many accounts?"
Gotta love when the higher-ups don't bother to actually figure out what positions are vital before they start cutting.
@Camryn Padgett it's not just that; it's the fact that the team replacing his was untrained
âWait your telling me you literally made this company with hard work and practice, bringing it up from one employee to a thousand? Youâre fired.â
It's like someone going 'hey I keep smacking my arm on something, so imma cut it off' then going 'wait why can't I use my arm anymore?!?'.
This had to be ATT
correction for rslash, most of us wish we were earning a million in a decade, after all even a great game dev and other jobs r around 75k+ per yr still not 1 million XD lol T_T
You know she's a good manager when she takes it upon herself to fire herself đ€Ł
"Dog, please stop! Want a cuddle?" I wonder who's the boss in this relationship?
Same with me and my two toms, I suppose... :-)
He sort of sounds like thinknoodles đ
Well the boss is not rslash, Yugo......maybe lol
@@end4er249
Yugo. Definitely Yugo. No contest there.
DOG always.
âDOG!!â
3 seconds later
âDOG PLEASE!!â
1 second later
*âDOG STOP!!â*
Upvoted because dog. đ
Hehe dog
DOG PLEASE STOP YOU'RE SCARING THE KIDS
it's so cute hearing rslash interact with his dog. so wholesome
R/: **breathes**
Yugo: *if he speaks I squeak*
Stolen a year l8r
Ya copied this
"Are you *SERIOUS* ? 30 *DOLLARS* ?
"2000 dollars? Sounds perfect, thanks!"
I've worked in tech support for 3 months (couldn't take all the shit decided to go look for something else) and I tell you: some people will murder for 5 dollars
So big banking thieves were able to take advantage of a rude shyster. Bravo!
@@paulsmith9198 Wut?
I worked in a call center this year and the people omg... The people... The best words to hear tho "you know what cancel my services" Me: OK. Like bitch you're paying so little for your internet you should consider yourself lucky.
Nice
âLET ME IN AREA 51! MY SON WANTS TO PLAY THERE! AND YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR 2,000 ROUNDS PER MINUTE GUN AS COMPENSATION!â!
ÎÎ±Î»Ï đđ»
@@michelangelop3923 ,,đŻ
Me: Laughs in 3,000 rounds per minute
HES BEEN NICE AND DESERVES AN ALIEN
âYou can go thereâ dies in 1 second âare you glad you listened to yourself and not meâ Karen has surprised pikachu face while bleeding âlolâ
I'm surprised the bank put the employee first and actually stood up to that customer. Very commendable.
At my company we have a policy that you simply say "let's keep it professional " then if the Customer is still abusive you can hang up. You have to take care of your employees.
"I want to speak to your boss!"
*Puts on fake mustache*
"Hi I'm the owner how can I help you?"
If I ever own a company I'll keep a fake mustache to do that to a Karen
Danmachi abridged!
@@Chunkboi what has danmachi to do with this?
Wahl_ player thereâs an abridged episode where that exact thing happens.
@@Chunkboi I even watched sword oratoria and I can't remember it
You saying "OhooOHoO, you're so big now." Makes me think Yugo is Clifford the big red dog.
You mean Clifford the Big Red CAT
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I love that show when I was little lol
Haha
I approve this comment.
Yugo: * squeaks toy* r/:Come on man wanna cuddle I cuddle with you
You cannot be sued for slander if what was said is true.
The laughter after the office manager story was all it took for me to Lose it! SO glad I swallowed that last bit of teal
"This is Dr *giggles*"
That's the best
3
Germany: "GIVE ME AUSTRIA!!!"
Europe: "Ok."
NANI
HE'S HERE OMG HE S ACTUALLY HERE THIS IS GREAT (lol)
I LOVE YOUR NAME LMAFO
I'm disappointed
Germany:give me Czekia
Europe:ok.
I love how you crack up sometimes while reading stories
Random person: "gives bad review"
Owner: ight ima sue
"SMOOCH DA POOCH MMMWUUAH!"
Bestest quote besides the doggo squeaks
Skeledorky that needs to be a tshirt
2
@@dot.56 3
4
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"I'M A CLOSE, PERSONAL, FRIEND of the C.E.O!"
But she doesn't know that he has a kid? Yeah, real close...what an unimaginable pain in the ass that girl must've been. I feel sorry for the kid.
On puppy bloopers when he said âwe can cuddle đ„șâ and âsmoochy pooch **kiss**â I didd
Hearing the "puppybloopers" was the highlight of my day haha
rSlash: *Tries to do something. Anything*
Yugo: *Laughs evilly*
I believe you mean
Yugo: *Barks evily*
(Though it doesn't sound as funny
Day one of joining the movement to have rslash censor out swear words with Yugo barking
Edit: Thanks for the heart rslash!
Edit 2: RIP the heart from rslash :(
Edit 3: For god sakes everybody I've had like 40,000 replies telling me that if I edit the heart disappears. I know.
I'm part of the movement
I'm pretty sure that has been a petition for about a year now but I'm part of that movement too
Yas
Ametrine Moon yas
I join now with you
Rslash: She had to fire herself.
me: Isn't that called... quitting?
Rslash: Listen here you little sh#t
I think as the âmanagerâ that looked better than quitting
13:05, It's more fun this way. Wouldn't be any fun if we watched an emotionless robot am I right?
Who wants to bet that the level of privilege and superiority this "manager" showed was because she was the CEO's mistress? He took care of this with an offline discussion behind the scenes. And I bet she got an off-the-books severance package.
Didn't you listen it correctly? She never contacted or sent in a resignation, she just didn't appear for work
I once went to a resteraunt where the Karen WAS the manager
hey You have met the final boss I see
That was the mini boss the real boss is a buisness where all higher ups are absolute karens
The "she had to fire herself" line made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that. I really needed it.
Exactly. I had to stop the video to calm down.
RSlash: Time to record.
Yugo: I'm about to *squeak* this man's whole career.
I need âsmooch da poochâ on like a beanie or something
i love that you laugh mid sentence because you see the next word knowing its funny people getting karma its really nice and makes you sound human and not a normal bot reading out in tts. Also great videos and good quality keep it up! i dont know what i would do without it.
Smooch da pooch!
Duck the fuck
@@okalers2794 duck duck
I love that when Yugo interrupted you offered to cuddle him! Youâre such a good dog dad!
IF J.J. JAMESON HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING IT IS THAT SLADNER IS SPOKEN, NOT WRITEN!!!
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Not even aliens:
RSLASH:sMoCha tHa PoOcH
Can we please see Yugo? It sounds like heâs grown quite a bit!
Edit: thanks for the †rSlash!
Yeeeeeeeeeees!
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Hey 420 likes! Cool!
Ali Penn I kinda wanna ruin it
There's no heart lol
Ali Penn it got taken away because you edited
*Insert Thanos meme*
Did you get the $30?
Yes
What did it cost?
Everything ....
The $ goes in front of the number. Example: $2000
lmao
What did it cost?
$2000 :(
Since he wasn't given the interest waiver, that thirty was taken out of his transaction account along with the overdue payments. He lost everything and still didn't get the thirty.
Semper Fidelis that's how it's used only in America...
In most other countries even when talking about us dollars it goes after...
Example:2000$
Re: Puppy Bloopers
I keep thinking that when Yugo squeaks his toy, it sounds like he's laughing at you.
The sound of Yugo squeaking his toy is simply ADORABLE! đ Give him a big hug for me!
rSlash: Trying to do job
Yugo: Iâm about to ruin this manâs whole career.
Ruin? Or make it better?
I was melting with Yugo trying to play xD
Entitled person: delete my relationship with the bank
Bank: deletes everything
Ep: throws a tantrum
Bank: sends recordings
Bank: youâre banned from the bank from talking trash to our people bye
The manager one where the nephew yelled "DADDY!" Made me laugh so hard.đđ
This channel is great! I love it when he can't help but start laughing đđ
rSlash: *reads a post*
Puppy: *squeak* *squeak*
rSlash: *sigh*
Dude, your puppy bloopers get my dog all riled up, he keeps looking for the squeaker XD
Karen uses: Do you know who I am
OP uses : I don't care
Karen uses: I want the manager
OP uses: I am the manager
Karen ran away!
"Never take offense at the words and actions of idiots. I created idiots for entertainment purposes. Mine first, thine thereafter." Suggestions 1:17 - Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Omg I love Puppy Bloopers XD
Their relationship is sooo cute, you can tell how much the doggo loves him
"I'm the manager and I know he CEO" sure thing secretary.
GOD I JUST LOVE THE PUPPY BLOOPERS AT THE END. SO WHAT IF I AM A GUY THE PUPPERS ARE THE CUTEST!!!!
I love to listen to you read these at the same time as us.
You have a very nice voice and laugh
Please keep up the amazing work
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the kid called the ceo daddy to see her face and reaction never lie about your connection to the ceo when the person is his sister
"Due to the quote-" *SQUEAK* "uuuggghhh"
..... *SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK*
Edit: Thanks for the like everyone! And R/ đ
*squeaking intensifies* DOG! ........*little squeak"
The lady not coming back is pure âWelp, I messed up.â energy, and I canât stop laughing. đđđ
I just learned about your channel and have been going through all of your videos
You and Yugo ASMR has been the most delightful part of all your vids
Thank you for all the content you make, Especially the dog â€ïž
Customer: Starts acting rude to employee.
Employee: is rude back.
Customer:
Shocked pikachu Karen :P
"When a 'can I talk to your manager' Karen..."
"CLAIMS TO BE THE MANAGER"
*surprised Pikachu*
Huh huh hahahahahahahaha
Karen: I am the manager
Me: YOU BECAME THE THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!!!
"Has anyone threatened to sue over a negative review?"
>Digital Homicide has entered the chat.
Ten MILLION dollars! đđ
You need to do a puppy games here
The bloopers give me a smile every time
You encounter a wild Karenchu
Karenchu use âspeak to the managerâ
Itâs not very effective
Op uses âsurprise twistâ
Itâs very effective
The wild Karenchu fainted
_what a twist!_
Op uses malicious compliance
I catch it and transfer it to sun and Moon to get karenno
Lllllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo
@Soulless Critter did you know that was an actual move or did you just say it?
The girl who was mean to the sister of the CEO is just like "fridge this poop I'm out"
Also mean to the CEO's son... a much bigger problem, lol.
At least she was kind enough to see herself out the door.
And that although they wouldn't perhabs had fired her. Just told her in her place. I mean, as OP said, she didn't knew who they are. Yes, she acted not good, especially if OP would have been a customer, but that was a first-day-mistake. And perhabs it would have made her learn to not be a self righteous bitch just because she is the "chief secretary". But she chosed instead to leave immediately. Also a "solution" ;)
@@acmenipponair a secretary should NEVER act like that to anyone at any point. I was a secretary for almost two decades (at a funeral home then a school) and rudeness was never tolerated.
Joke's on her, now she ain't seeing that severance package.
I'm sorry but I'm dying of the cuteness of the doggy bloopers. The way they interact is absolutely adorable.
yall know that one day the puppy bloopers will be doggy bloopers soooo
[worried screaming]
you know it's good when even RSlash can't stop laughing while reading it and can't be bothered to re-record
4 - 5 = -1. There. I have now left a negative comment. I expect my subpoena in the mail in short order.
Keichimaru Iâll make it more positive! -1 + 2 = 1! Now itâs positive! :D
@@alrightytighty1572 Curses! I've been foiled again!
@@Keichimaru dang
Nice meme!
Keichimaru 10 - 100 = -90 + 1 = -89 haha more negative
Every time you call Hugo "dog" i keep thinking you never gave him a name
And then i remember you did when you mention his name
Yugo
Customer: I want to close my account immediately!!!!!
OP:you promise?
*looks at thumbnail*
me: wait a second
edit: AYYYY GOT HEARTED BY r/
vM WildRush: who are you!?
Karen vM WildRush: I'm you, but I demand to see the manager!!
its you
*surprised Pikachu face*
Prayers for 2000 subscribers
vM WildRush
Is that your mother?
R/slash: Has only swore once.
CZcams: bEtTeR gEt HiM dEmOnItIzEd.
As pointed out by another user, It's his name đ
R/ resembles "arse lash" if you read it as a word. Arse being a curse word, violates the user agreement.
So basically CZcams demonetize him because there stupid.
SWOOOOOOREEEEEEE
chaos storm That is hella lame, when did people become such pussies? As much as my creative mind can stretch I literally never though of it being pronounced like that. Itâs seems to me CZcams is really trying to slash the budget. Thatâs fucked up yo.
@@637dan who tf says hella
Team KaRma Jacksepticeye âwhat the fucking fuck is that fucking shitty monster dude? WTF CZcams: nah heâs fine. Also I love Jacksepticeye so no hate to the bullshit he puts on CZcams because itâs funny af
"Imagine loosing millions of dollars a month!"
Imagine calling them fries
Office girl was so embarrassed at her own actions, she didnât go back or contact them again after messing up so badly, because she wouldnât let Dr op tell her their name or that the child was the CEOâs son. Couldnât stop laughing afterwards lol.
A wild Karen: Give me your car!
Random person: what? No.
A wild Karen: can I at least have your child?
Random person: no!
A wild Karen: you yelled at me! Now u have to give me your soul!
Random person: no.?
Karen: fine Iâm calling the police! *smuggest flipping look in the world* theyâll do something about you.. not... letting me have your soul..?
*the wild Karen has become confused and realised that itâs an idiot! Wow howâd it know?*
It hurt itself in it's confusion
It's super effective.
Only one thing wrong. The realisation before meeting the police.
At least have to yell at them, resist arrest and get sentenced before she might realize her stupidity. Which still is like a 25% chance... 15% if she got the hair, 5% if she has the hair and a little angel from down below.
He'll nahawahhhh
It's supposed to be hell damn auto correct
Puppy Bloopers has to be the best part of the video XD
"Thank you, your accounts have been closed. Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?"
That....that was beautiful. - wipes tear from eye -
SUGAR, THE PUPPY BLOOPERS WAS ME LAST NIGHT TRYING TO RECORD MY VIDEO!!!! I have a 3 1/2 month old German Shepard puppy named Loki. He does that whimper FOR EVERYTHING!!!!
To answer your question at 1:20, I'm a lawyer and no he can't sue over a negative review. He can definitely try, but there is no chance of it being successful unless the review is completely false and is damaging to the business.
Aren't reviews used to help improve or damage the business? How would they sue if a review is to inform the public about what happened?
@@emilyrodriguez939
The "completely false" bit is the key point. ^
@@gmun2248 thanks
Emily Rodriguez to further clarify, you would also have to prove that the negative review also had a genuine impact on the business. It would be rather difficult to prove that one individual online review had any tangible impact on the businessâ performance.
@@DrunkenGyarados okay, that makes way more sense. Thank you
Negative review getting sued? Try Steam review. It will blow your mind... Especially from shady game developer.
negative review = sued?
try "harrassing" and "making fun" of someone on youtube who's apparently on the political left and with big leftist companies...
and that person claimed to be thick skin on those things...
you guys know who I'm talking about..
Yeah, remember Jim Sterling? How much did they wanna sue him for, like 500 million? All because their game was trash, the footage shown in all the reviews proving it. Oh, and then there was that Garry Day 1 or whatever it was game that got people CZcams strikes cos he was a little bitch about reviews.
This reply section is kinda nice
This reply section is kinda nice
@@WolfyFancyLads i heard jim sterling gotten into some legal issue...
but the person i'm talking about is a bit more recent....
and yeah....
you gotta hate the insane people who thinks anyone who's not with them must be purged...
I love the outtake hearing your dog play with squeaky toy!
Pretty much like my dog, and while my brother was playing in middle of Arma with proximity chat open. My dog nearly gave away his sneaky position in middle of enemy territory. cx
âDue to the quote vile and disgusting way he spoke to meâ
Puppy âđ SQUEAKâ đđ
Managers: "I've got a great idea on how to improve this business"
Reality, every time: "I'm gonna have to stop you right there."
Butthole: *owes ~$30 on interest fees*
Butthole: *Trashtalks his way on the call and asks for the bank to close his accounts.*
Bank: *Closes his accounts.*
Butthole: *Has to pay $2000 from his savings because he closed his accounts early.*
Butthole: *STONKS*
*not stonks
I love the puppy bloopers when Yugo (hope I have it right) squeaks his toy in response to âDogâ
hearing you interact with your dog makes me so happy itâs adorable
OG: I KNOW THE CEO...
Me: My god! It's like if someone actually hired a Karen and didn't tell her that she had to be nice to people.
no one:
r slash: *sMoOcH dA pOoCh*
rSlash having problems with his dog entertains me a lot more than it should
omg the Office girl story at 8:37. Did she just seriously make the CEO's little child cry hahahahahahahahhaha!
Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines or else weâll sue you for slander and delete your account.
This made me laugh ngl
frick
get rekt
If i slander the government will they delete my existence please?
Nibbler Of Pennies more like twitch with alinity
No
Puppybloopers! So cuteeeee!
âHe cost himself *squeak* oh dog...â
Your Puppy Bloopers Are Hilarious.
When The Puppy Bloopers Start I Don't Even Think To Skip It.
Op for the 2nd story should have ended the call with âthis line is for bank customers with accounts only, have a great dayâ đ