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  • @innezka
    @innezka Před 18 dny +2701

    afghan vet... laughing my ass off bout thursdays joke confirmed.

  • @xFrankie107x
    @xFrankie107x Před 18 dny +1678

    Raptor calling canards t-Rex arms is the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve heard today.

    • @jeromegarcia5396
      @jeromegarcia5396 Před 18 dny +4

      😭😭😭

    • @terryhannerjr1136
      @terryhannerjr1136 Před 18 dny +12

      I just fell out my chair laughing at that ,my wife just came downstairs asking me, am I okay?!😂

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 Před 18 dny +8

      Meanwhile in China: “MAYDAY, MAYDAY! PLANE GOING DOWN!”

    • @carlyar5281
      @carlyar5281 Před 18 dny +5

      I’m a retired military aerospace engineer, and I’ve deployed to Afghanistan.
      Calling canards “ T-Rex arms” made me laugh even harder than the Thursday line.
      Well done HLC!

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph Před 17 dny +2

      Rafale, Gripen, and Eurofighter: HEY! 🤬

  • @DownTwisted
    @DownTwisted Před 17 dny +200

    Scariest five word horror story.
    Raptor, you are weapons free.

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 Před 17 dny +9

      F22: drooling

    • @DownTwisted
      @DownTwisted Před 17 dny

      @@unifiedhorizons2663 Enough of this vegan bullshit. Give me some MEAT!!!

    • @tegopro86
      @tegopro86 Před 15 dny +10

      F22: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

    • @TTVBakedXbeanzzz
      @TTVBakedXbeanzzz Před 14 dny +3

      I just shit myself because of that

    • @BillD5244
      @BillD5244 Před 14 dny +3

      Dude I use to get BDA involving F22s eating ground targets.

  • @robsteingruber9488
    @robsteingruber9488 Před 17 dny +91

    The Thursday joke was hilarious. The trapped in the sky with me is a chef's kiss.

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 Před 14 dny

      So ... Are you going to let the rest of us in on the joke?

    • @xdvoltic3075
      @xdvoltic3075 Před 11 dny

      The dudes liked little young boys

  • @Dirpitz
    @Dirpitz Před 18 dny +765

    As a skittle person....he's right about canards

    • @flightmaster529
      @flightmaster529 Před 18 dny +14

      Rope gang numba woooonn

    • @charlayned
      @charlayned Před 18 dny +55

      Yay!! I'm not the only one. This granny of 67 years rocks all sorts of colors. Why? Because it's fun and I don't care about those who think it's just the weirdos that like color. And yah, he's absolutely right about canards!

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid Před 18 dny +88

      As one of the "skittle-haired people" he's talking about... As much as I dislike being called "skittle-haired", that "canards are gay" bit was hilarious lmao. Sincerely: a gay trans girl.

    • @Rob_F8F
      @Rob_F8F Před 18 dny +22

      Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Lisa and Nelson are caught kissing by his sidekicks and they say, "Nelson is kissing a girl. How gay." 😂

    • @lizzyobrien2376
      @lizzyobrien2376 Před 18 dny

      As yet another Skittle-haired person, I can confirm, that joke was fucking funny as hell!!
      - Sincerely, another gay trans girl

  • @willswenson3169
    @willswenson3169 Před 18 dny +2067

    The Kid explaining why the J-20 has canards is simply a thing of beauty.

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 Před 17 dny +204

    Desert Shield/Desert Storm/OIF/OEF veteran and 20 year pilot of the 15E. Thank you USSR (RIPieces) for cobbling together the Fartbat! Thanks to you, I had the BEST toys to play with for 2/3rds of my career (we're NOT going to talk about the 2 years I spent stuck in the 'Wobblin' Goblin' (/shudder)!
    Sincerely,
    JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.)
    p.s. I know a LOT of our boots on the ground thank you as well!! Keep up the 'good' work because the -22 and -35 are just practice runs for what's next out of Skunkworks! See you in the rubble!!

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 Před 17 dny +7

      Was the F-117 that bad?

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Před 17 dny +13

      @@nielsmichiels1939 She's slow, underpowered, and handles like a drunk pig, but we'll just call that growing pains. At the time, it was all the rage! So, I'll just chalk it up to flying the 22's daddy and say no more about it, lol!

    • @josephbrandon549
      @josephbrandon549 Před 17 dny +4

      Damn, sir. I wonder if this is you holding back or not. Either way, it was pretty awesome.

    • @LtColSoundboard
      @LtColSoundboard Před 17 dny +4

      A salute to you sir! I can't wait to see what ~ $1 Trillion/year buys us for the NGAD 😃👍

    • @Altoist2000
      @Altoist2000 Před 17 dny +2

      Rah sir

  • @kcnichols8968
    @kcnichols8968 Před 17 dny +106

    As a member of the LGBTQIA community, i hearby give HLC and the F22 a gay joke pass, meaning the kid can call canards gay all he wants now.

    • @WillSing4TP
      @WillSing4TP Před 16 dny +5

      😂

    • @evilferret1453
      @evilferret1453 Před 14 dny +1

      when the F22 shoots its guns it should say "sparkles" that way the gay folks think its as cool as we normies think it is.

    • @nightwing5740
      @nightwing5740 Před 14 dny +3

      @@evilferret1453he gave HLC and 22 the pass not u man

    • @ThetticomanClan
      @ThetticomanClan Před 8 dny

      "Canards are gay" made me ROFL

    • @harmonybutnomoney
      @harmonybutnomoney Před 8 dny +1

      ​@@evilferret1453hm sparkles, sounds ominous enough, I like it

  • @Chaos-Devil51
    @Chaos-Devil51 Před 18 dny +984

    The next time in an argument I'm just going to say canards are gay and refuse to elaborate.

    • @mwhe3111
      @mwhe3111 Před 17 dny +13

      It's totally my new go-to. 😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-rj9cq
      @JohnDoe-rj9cq Před 17 dny +10

      Doing that would in fact be a really weird canard.......

    • @peterlang777
      @peterlang777 Před 17 dny

      that's how Nixon won the 70s election!

    • @user-tr3py5nz2j
      @user-tr3py5nz2j Před 17 dny +9

      Didn’t the Swedish viggen have canards like 40 years ago? And China put them on their most recent fighter? Gawd, how can you not say that’s gay af!

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Před 17 dny +3

      they are 🎵happy, happy, happy!
      happyhappyhappyhappyhappy!🎵

  • @richardhemminger5771
    @richardhemminger5771 Před 18 dny +873

    My favorite one was "I am begging you, with tears in my eyes... Fuck Around!"

    • @aizle101
      @aizle101 Před 18 dny +1

      Which one was that?

    • @deicide3821
      @deicide3821 Před 18 dny

      Gen Fucking MAD DOG MATTIS

    • @minemaster2392
      @minemaster2392 Před 18 dny +7

      Uh, *EVERY* time the foreigns Tried to beat their chest/fuck around?
      Edit: thanks for the sympathy likes guys. Really appreciate it.

    • @richardhemminger5771
      @richardhemminger5771 Před 17 dny +3

      @@aizle101 I honestly don't remember which one it was I keep hunting for it.

    • @Ggboi1103
      @Ggboi1103 Před 17 dny +10

      i think it was the super bowl sunday one, if I can find it i'll link

  • @Shirayumi9090
    @Shirayumi9090 Před 18 dny +25

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! (Is the only damage that aircraft can inflict) 😂

  • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
    @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Před 17 dny +19

    Dude includes my favorite line from Watchmen. There needs to be an emoji for screaming loudly in pure joy while the world burns around you....that is what I need for this. Thanks bud.

  • @hugorodin4780
    @hugorodin4780 Před 18 dny +875

    Shit has hit the fan when you hear: Let the kid out of its hangar…

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify Před 18 dny +658

    “you couldn't figure out how to keep it stable, so you had to put on two little t Rex arm style” 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here 😂

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Před 18 dny +3

      JC-31 aka J-35 has no canards .
      😎

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey Před 18 dny +14

      ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Still gonna look like a light show when it gets hit with a missile from a jet it didn't even know was coming.

    • @ScratchyYard
      @ScratchyYard Před 18 dny +4

      @@RipRLeeErmey or a typhoon which isn't stealth, it was made for one purpose find somthing and kill it, and to be fast to replace the tornado and harrier, and canberra

    • @jennifersweet3740
      @jennifersweet3740 Před 18 dny

      "To keep yourself from falling out of the fucking sky you piece of shit" 😂😂😂

    • @pike100
      @pike100 Před 17 dny +2

      ​@ScratchyYard The Typhoon didn't replace the Harrier.

  • @CrabNicolson
    @CrabNicolson Před 16 dny +16

    The Foxbat was a technological marvel. As the u.s. discovered that when they got their hands on one. It was a marvel that were using vacuum tubes instead of transistors for their electronics 🤣

  • @tommaley6907
    @tommaley6907 Před 16 dny +13

    🤣🤣🤣 OEF Vet here and yup about had my drink shoot out of my nose when I heard that lmao 🤣

  • @rosalindsmith6103
    @rosalindsmith6103 Před 18 dny +452

    Love the F22 saying that he is not trapped in the sky with them, but they are trapped in the sky by him. Love the Kid 😂😂😂

    • @joeljohnson3515
      @joeljohnson3515 Před 18 dny +18

      Great Watchmen reference

    • @andrewatwood4711
      @andrewatwood4711 Před 18 dny +10

      ​@@joeljohnson3515😂 yep I was just about to say that's a reference to Rorschach. I love that scene in the prison lol

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 Před 18 dny +4

      Now THATS a future b-branding t-shirt design right there!

    • @kevboymich
      @kevboymich Před 17 dny +2

      Rorschach would be an F-22 pilot! Think of that beautiful nightmare!😅

    • @F14thunderhawk
      @F14thunderhawk Před 17 dny +1

      thats understating it though. the F-22 ensures that it can kill any opposing plane it can reach. in the Air, on the ground, or under the ground.

  • @MythicMint
    @MythicMint Před 18 dny +244

    The F-22 is the spiritual embodiment of the dude from tropic thunder, just screaming "I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"

    • @troystaunton254
      @troystaunton254 Před 18 dny +5

      Les grossman

    • @norm3380
      @norm3380 Před 18 dny

      Les Grossman Should be left to the Iowa or Ohio class. Lol.

    • @irishbrewgaming2296
      @irishbrewgaming2296 Před 18 dny +3

      @@norm3380 give the Wisconsin a voice XD

    • @norm3380
      @norm3380 Před 17 dny +1

      @@irishbrewgaming2296 Dude! Temper incarnate! Good call!

    • @AngryRadical
      @AngryRadical Před 17 dny +2

      Tom cruise in snow epic performance

  • @thaliazelmer2327
    @thaliazelmer2327 Před 17 dny +12

    Thank you HLC for your unique take on news, I love your delivery and characters. I also treasure the fans who comment, one of the best communities to read. Almost entirely positive, I learn something new every time, and appreciate the sincerity and goodness found here, despite the grim backdrop of war. Tickles me that there is such a cross section of fans: along with the obvious armed forces element is paleo-nerds, grandmas (like me), aeronautical engineers, storm chasers, linguists you name it.

  • @Real28
    @Real28 Před 17 dny +10

    I dont know how you keep coming up with such banger lines for the kid, but keep em coming.

  • @hillogical
    @hillogical Před 18 dny +175

    As someone with WAY too many hours of Kerbal Space Program under my belt, I can vouch for canards being the "boosters and struts" of fixed wing aviation.

    • @BloopTube
      @BloopTube Před 18 dny +13

      Listen I cant design better, but I can design around my inefficiencies, Just. well shittily

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 Před 18 dny +11

      Yeah, canards are my cheat code for getting my crappy designs to hold still and fly straight in KSP.

    • @ironfire2296
      @ironfire2296 Před 17 dny

      Ah yes the little wing as great for my disfunctional disfucntion of a space "craft"

  • @jarretthuffin
    @jarretthuffin Před 18 dny +91

    Iraq vet here. I spat out water cause of that Thursday joke.
    Don't forget about manlove Mondays.... those are important days as well.

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel Před 17 dny

      You know how they are. Women are for children, boys are for fun.

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 Před 14 dny

      You guys are such teases. Come on, explain the joke.
      Okay. Nevermind. I googled my way to an answer.". Interesting. And not that surprising, to be honest. Before gay and bisexual men in the West started to come out of closet several decades ago, there were similar things. Hell, in some homophobic US states, I promise you there are still plenty of married "straight" men who say they are going out with buddies for a drink (which might be true) but end up with their end-up.
      Source: Trust me bro. No. Seriously. Just trust me. I'll spare you my long inventory of proof.
      So in the muslim world .. Uhhhh.... Yeah. They've got such medieval ideas about women, homosexuality and sex to begin with. I bet every man that an ISIS fighter threw off a rooftop was simply a gay guy who refused to give up their booty to them. Rejection hurts.

  • @ComputerElectronicTechnology

    😂 I'm laughing at, "we prove that what you say it does, actually it doesn't do it, so I accidently created the most dominate aircraft for" accident!! 😂😂

  • @imanassole9421
    @imanassole9421 Před 17 dny +4

    "What?? Canards???" 😂😂😂

  • @nathanengland5121
    @nathanengland5121 Před 18 dny +246

    As an aerospace nerd- canards suck for stability. Their big claim to fame is that they are a more efficient way of lift generation, as rear mounted horizontal stabilizers usually generate negative lift, canards generate positive lift. However, they tend to be extremely unstable and simply aren’t great at radar cross section reduction. They make excellent sense for a fourth gen aircraft- it will be more maneuverable and able to climb more rapidly. They make terrible sense on a 5th gen style, where your primary goal is stealth, as you are generally increasing your frontal cross section and potentially your horizontal cross section as well

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 Před 18 dny +9

      So is it fair to assume that it does make sense on the Eurofighter, given that it doesn't want to be stealthy?

    • @commanderknight9314
      @commanderknight9314 Před 18 dny +8

      @@h.a.9880 It does try to be reduced radar crossection so not quite stealth, but it does try to be less noticeable.

    • @nightkil13r
      @nightkil13r Před 18 dny +19

      As far as the stability goes, Thats a feature of design not of the part themselves. Take the F16 for example, It was designed to require the Horizontal Stabilizers to generate lift instead of using said lift to make the aircraft fly level, Where as the typical design(as you mentioned) has the Stabs use lift to fly level. The F16 was intentionally designed in this way to allow for better maneuverability.
      What im getting at here is, it doesnt matter what the typical design calls for with canards/horizontal Stabilizers, it matters how the engineers designed them to function, as evidenced by the F16 an intentionally being designed as "Unstable".
      Final note, cause itll bug me if i dont. Aerospace deals with the engineering of flight in space. You should have used Aeronautical instead, which deals with engineering of flight in atmosphere. Was my major before i dropped out and went back into IT(Aerospace Engineering that is)

    • @Gearhead221
      @Gearhead221 Před 18 dny +13

      Basically:
      Canards on the Eurofighter or Saab Gripen? Good.
      Canards on the stupid J-20? LOL, LMAO even.

    • @archae108
      @archae108 Před 18 dny

      Simple answer- use both

  • @ghowell13
    @ghowell13 Před 18 dny +162

    😂😂😂😂" I'm not trapped in the sky with you, you're trapped in the sky with ME"
    That absolutely folded me in half😂❤

    • @HeroFighte
      @HeroFighte Před 17 dny +1

      Absolute gem

    • @shadowphoenix073
      @shadowphoenix073 Před 16 dny +2

      Should have been. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me"

    • @ghowell13
      @ghowell13 Před 16 dny

      @@shadowphoenix073 that would have been great too😂

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 Před 16 dny +1

      I hoped it was coming from the title alone, and was not disappointed

  • @TheBeavadelic
    @TheBeavadelic Před 17 dny +4

    "Skittle haired kids" ......glad I didn't just take a sip of coffee b4 that one 😅

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 Před 14 dny

      This trend sounds a lot like 60s people complaining about "long-haired hippies"

    • @TheBeavadelic
      @TheBeavadelic Před 13 dny

      @ems4884 the hippies had wayyyyy thicker skin

  • @odinsson204
    @odinsson204 Před 17 dny +3

    Holy crap, the kid was throwin some serious shade. 😂😂😂

  • @ravenmarine2015
    @ravenmarine2015 Před 18 dny +118

    I feel like people don't quite understand....
    when 22 says "he's the most dangerous thing to fly since the Cretaceous period",
    he's not talking about the Dinosaurs, he's talking about the Asteroid the wiped out all the Dinosaurs.

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 Před 18 dny +10

      To be fair, that didn't exactly "fly" as much as it "dropped like a rock." More like how Grandpa Buff is going to be by the time he's given his final upgrade before his retirement in the year 3155.

    • @JohnPaulHare
      @JohnPaulHare Před 18 dny +3

      It got better.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten Před 17 dny +2

      Quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, which are also reptiles, but are a separate group. Pterodactyl is probably the most famous of the pterosaurs. The "Lock Ness Monster" looking reptiles aren't dinosaurs either, they're called Plesiosaurs.
      I assume Quetzalcoatlus is what he was referring to because it's the largest flying organism that ever is known to have existed, and had a 40 foot wingspan.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před 17 dny +1

      ​@@WinVistenThat's all well and good, but Raptor was referring to the cyborg T. Rex with jetpack, laser cannon, and sidewinders that he drew in flight school.

    • @anonymouspotato4899
      @anonymouspotato4899 Před 17 dny

      @@WinVisten Had a forty-foot wingspan, was as tall as a giraffe, had a mouth that could almost reach the ground standing up, frequently swallowed baby dinosaurs whole, and absolutely *could* swallow any human being whole as well. Literally a nightmare pelican.

  • @AngelOkie
    @AngelOkie Před 18 dny +74

    Thank for the recognition for us here in Oklahoma, and in the Midwest.
    Had an uncle close to where three tornadoes tracked, Lucky he's okay.
    Sulpher got hit the worst of us, so we're doing all we Okies can to help them. Beautiful old town, sad to see it now.
    Just wanted to say thanks Habitual

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox Před 17 dny +1

      Yeah, Sulphur got the worst of it all by far. Okemah was looking bad too, arguably could've been worse if it had hit.

    • @AngelOkie
      @AngelOkie Před 17 dny +1

      @@Aqueox Haven't seen it yet, but I was watching Ryan Hall's channel and it looked like a conga line of tornadoes tracking north.
      Marietta was an Ef4 apparently, first since 2016 for Oklahoma.

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Před 17 dny +1

      Sympathies and prayers of safety and a speedy recovery from the U.K. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • @AngelOkie
      @AngelOkie Před 17 dny

      @@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Thanks. Only good news from this week is that the NBA team here in OK set up a relief program to assist in helping family effected.

    • @Bear-hu3rp
      @Bear-hu3rp Před 15 dny

      Tis a good day to live in Fort Gibson

  • @ethandye396
    @ethandye396 Před 17 dny +1

    Thanks for mentioning us mate, we are struggling here in Oklahoma and I hope we will get through it!

  • @erwinmerida8891
    @erwinmerida8891 Před 5 dny +1

    I absolutely love the f22 character.. dont ever change..

  • @Pman353
    @Pman353 Před 18 dny +131

    In case anyone is wondering, canards almost completely negate stealth when they are actuated…

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta Před 18 dny +1

      Check again...canards have radar cross-section about the size of an F4 Phantom.
      The root of the canard is the problem; where it joins to the aircraft is a sharp corner.
      This makes a very efficient 'corner reflector'.
      Some angles of the canard are worse than others, but there is no stealth for Viggens, either.

    • @valmikabeneteau7229
      @valmikabeneteau7229 Před 18 dny +22

      @@pirobot668betaI think that is what he is saying

    • @Pman353
      @Pman353 Před 18 dny +12

      @@pirobot668beta that is what I was saying😂

    • @bluefleet1655
      @bluefleet1655 Před 18 dny +3

      @@pirobot668beta good thing stealth wasent required for the viggens, then again, dont really need stealth when you are eating trees

    • @yankee1376
      @yankee1376 Před 17 dny

      Are you saying that the canards retards stealth and J22's are gen 4/5 bastards?

  • @owenjennings2151
    @owenjennings2151 Před 18 dny +83

    As a skittle haired person i can confirm canards are in fact gay

  • @johnwotek3816
    @johnwotek3816 Před 18 dny +5

    F-22 "Canards are gay"
    The Rafale and the Eurofighter: "not cool kid"

    • @EeeEee-bm5gx
      @EeeEee-bm5gx Před 17 dny

      I suggest you take a closer look at Europe. They're gay alright, and they love it.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před 17 dny

      F-22: "What're you gonna do about it, Eurotrash? Gonna come fight me over it? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND KELLY JOHNSON, COME FIGHT ME!"

  • @tommylevi1411
    @tommylevi1411 Před 17 dny +1

    God i love your videos... Great work man!

  • @allanadams5214
    @allanadams5214 Před 18 dny +87

    T-Rex arms 🤣
    The Kid has something to focus on besides raccoons stealing his nuggets. LOVE IT! 😎

  • @tfk_001
    @tfk_001 Před 18 dny +126

    Storm chaser here; the April 26 tornado event was a fucking miracle. On that day, we had numerous mile wide tornados and one possible two miler, several EF4, possibly EF5, strength tornados, many of which hit cities (Omaha, Nebraska caught two). Zero deaths. One severe injury. I expected a double digit death count (I was watching on radar as I was unable to chase that day).
    April 27 had a lot less tornados and those that did touch down were weaker, but they occurred at night and were a lot more rain wrapped (thanks low level jet) and thus was a lot less of a miracle and is the reason Oklahoma is currently in a state of emergency

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner Před 17 dny +8

      A TWO-miler? Might as well mark it as an EF6 (I know there isn't one on the scale, but seriously, if I learned anything from the movie Twister... 😅😅)

    • @jameskarg3240
      @jameskarg3240 Před 17 dny +4

      Its been kinda ugly in Texas too. Most of its NorthEast though thankfully. We just have the tailside of storms with squall-lines

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 Před 17 dny +5

      @@jameskarg3240 yeah on the 27th you all didn't get much but one cyclic supercell just kept dropping tor after tor on the 26th. I hate chasing squalls because if they do drop a tornado it tends to have a lot less warning and it's a lot more likely to be rainwrapped but I'd def prefer a big squall line because they're a lot less likely to produce a really strong tornado like any of the several tornados from this outbreak

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 Před 17 dny +3

      @@MultiMachinegunner nah width doesn't necessarily correspond to strength. Some of the strongest tornados are only a few hundred feet while there have been mile wide tornados barely capable of EF2 damage. This one was very likely capable of EF4 and MAYBE EF5 damage but fortunately Omaha wasn't hit anywhere near as hard as it could have been

    • @jameskarg3240
      @jameskarg3240 Před 17 dny +6

      @@tfk_001 Honestly: you all DO NOT get the credit you deserve. No joke, your crazy, but you know your limits and use your skill for informative analytics that have made unprecidented leaps in finding what makes storms tick. So, thank you for what you do. God willing we dont see anything like El Rino agsin

  • @matthewbittenbender9191
    @matthewbittenbender9191 Před 16 dny +1

    Raptor at the end straight up channeling Rorschach from The Watchmen. Classic.

  • @pogveteranar9415
    @pogveteranar9415 Před 16 dny +2

    The Thursday joke was awesome, glad you explained what canards are.

  • @acerolobo
    @acerolobo Před 18 dny +116

    F-22 Always has the hardest lines

    • @Clearwood_
      @Clearwood_ Před 18 dny +11

      He does but so does Grandpa Buff.

    • @trisrenaquino8794
      @trisrenaquino8794 Před 18 dny

      Because he snorts crack for breakfast and downs enough white monster to fly to the edge of the milky way

    • @acerolobo
      @acerolobo Před 18 dny +10

      @clearwood_. Yes you're right, Grandpa Buff has the best lines. The f-22 comes in second.

  • @Allurade
    @Allurade Před 18 dny +42

    Damn, Raptor taking Roast Game lessons from Grandpa Buff? Because that rip into the J-20 was a thing of beauty.

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 Před 17 dny +2

      Well grandpa buff is obviously his mentor, i love the story time about how buff was the entire gulf war 🤣 the kid is so starstruck

  • @onerider808
    @onerider808 Před 17 hodinami

    Oh God, I needed these laughs so bad. This is the only news channel i’ll ever watch again. I crack up just thinking about it.

  • @colbycassady9063
    @colbycassady9063 Před 17 dny +1

    Love your videos. They make my day!

  • @spooge1oh1
    @spooge1oh1 Před 18 dny +13

    I haven't thought about Man Love Thursday for more than 10 years. I about pissed myself with that joke.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Před 15 dny

      Thanks for the explanation. The military got even weirder _after_ I left?
      "Man Love Thursdays."
      Gotta be influenced by the kiddie-freak Kuwaiti pop music, little boys singing about their adult male lover. I thought we should've backed Iraq against Kuwait over Saud, in exchange for Sadaam putting his murderous rapist sons on trial--see how THAT changes politics in the region!

  • @nategoodwin3329
    @nategoodwin3329 Před 18 dny +41

    Thursdays are a dark day for a weak stomach in Iraq. 😂😂😂😂 At least the goats get a day off.

    • @omarrp14
      @omarrp14 Před 17 dny

      Please explain!

    • @nategoodwin3329
      @nategoodwin3329 Před 17 dny +2

      @omarrp14 Let's just say it isn't the kind of NSFW you actually want to see.

    • @themooman5590
      @themooman5590 Před 14 dny

      @@omarrp14 They will have relations with men and boys. Much like the catholic churches thinking back in the day a young boy is thought to be pure and without sin. Then to add to the problem you have a bunch of men growing up in this type of life and thusly see no problem with perpetuating the abuse. The thought of "I went through it, and I turned out alright." is rampant, so even with people that wouldn't gravitate toward children will do so because it's what they know.

  • @larryhood9162
    @larryhood9162 Před 16 dny +1

    Jesus the Thursday joke killed me and I love the kid. I can't wait until the day they let him out to play because the videos after are gonna be FIRE

  • @carterpritchard5063
    @carterpritchard5063 Před 18 dny +7

    My friend lost his farm during the tornadoes that hit Nebraska, lots of trees and barns destroyed and many houses were leveled. We also got some hail which caused lots of damages mainly to cars and roofs. RIP to those who lost their lives, and prayers to the families mourning and those who lost everything.

  • @1idiot985
    @1idiot985 Před 18 dny +119

    funny thing, the leo2a6 they have is ANCIENT at this point to the 2a7v, 2a8 and the panther(new one). Let them have it, we don’t need it. It will be outdated even more when German engineers get access to the new military budget. Still better than T-14 Armata.

    • @chemislife
      @chemislife Před 18 dny +10

      The only platforms the T-14 threatens are the ones active when the first gen Abrams rolled off the line any models after that one will pretty much laugh at it. Which means they are about 30 years behind in the tank arms race.

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 Před 18 dny +7

      Plus due to the circumstances tanks are being used more as high mobility artillery rather than direct combat, so they're more than enough. Only if air superiority could be achieved, more advanced tanks would make sense.

    • @joshuasitzema9920
      @joshuasitzema9920 Před 18 dny +11

      ​@@moteroargentino7944 F16s confirmed are on the way to Ukraine. With SEAD capabilities being superior to what both sides have right now, that means Ukraine might get the skies cleared up again

    • @1idiot985
      @1idiot985 Před 18 dny

      @@chemislife30 Years? the 2a5 should be younger than that

    • @majesticface3631
      @majesticface3631 Před 18 dny +2

      @@joshuasitzema9920 sead isn't easy, its not just launching agm 88 missiles at s400 sites, mig 29s can do that.
      air defense batteries are vert heavily defended, wacth hypops beating the s400 video to see why. You'll need to amass a bunch of sead aircrafts as well as launch decoys ect to overwhelm russian air defenses. They won't have any ew assets so that'll make it much harder.
      Optimism isn't something you can win wars with. F16s are great but Ukraine lost the tactical initiative.

  • @chris_wizzudz
    @chris_wizzudz Před 18 dny +21

    “Skittle hair people” always a classic 😂

  • @Cretaal
    @Cretaal Před 17 dny

    THANK YOU! Validated the feelings I've had about canards since I was a teenager.

  • @miiawolf5929
    @miiawolf5929 Před 17 dny +3

    as a femboy, and a huge military aircraft nerd, I laughed at "cannards are gay"

  • @carlyar5281
    @carlyar5281 Před 18 dny +17

    “It’s like Thursday not exist in that part of the world anymore” 🤣
    Yup. I fell over laughing at that part!
    2:44 ⬅️fact!

  • @joeg8200
    @joeg8200 Před 18 dny +21

    The fact that F22 now taking lines from Rorschach makes his intercept line even creepier.

  • @autumnberend828
    @autumnberend828 Před 17 dny +1

    Didn't get the Thursday joke, sadly, but the canard joke had me rolling on the ground. Also loved that Ay ya! Reminds me of Uncle from Jackie Chan's Adventures.

  • @DavidWilson-gt9oq
    @DavidWilson-gt9oq Před 17 dny

    This is my new favorite. Well done sir.

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 Před 18 dny +51

    0:57 They are Strategically Transporting Equipment to Alternate Locations

    • @charlayned
      @charlayned Před 18 dny +5

      Well, with the abilities we have, we can arrange an ICE to help them out with the tear down. (Involuntary Conversion of Equipment).

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 Před 17 dny +2

      Ooh, i love these things, git half a dozen on my shirt right now. One of my favorites is from the rocket crowd tho.
      Rapid Unplanned/Unscheduled Disassembly (It blew up).
      Or Lithobraking (it crashed into the ground... and stopped!)

    • @The980Junior
      @The980Junior Před 17 dny

      @thefatelectrician

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před 17 dny

      Not TOO strategically, or they'd've removed the lojack.

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono Před 18 dny +80

    The kid REALLY wants China to try and intercept him.

    • @Gotenhanku
      @Gotenhanku Před 18 dny +8

      The kid REALLY wants ANYONE to try and intercept him. He is NOT picky on who tries. He just wants to be fed.

    • @thrill316
      @thrill316 Před 18 dny +4

      @@Gotenhanku LET. THE. KID. EAT.

    • @looking4themountain
      @looking4themountain Před 18 dny

      Yellow fever confirmed!

    • @gilliganallmighty3
      @gilliganallmighty3 Před 17 dny +2

      ​@@thrill316 You don't have nearly enough exclamation points at the ent of that comment.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před 17 dny

      ​@@thrill316He had a balloon, does that count?

  • @shadowhawk0142
    @shadowhawk0142 Před 17 dny +1

    ROTFLMAO... Thursday! That was priceless!

  • @nyctoshade6302
    @nyctoshade6302 Před 17 dny

    Dude, love the Rorschach comment at the end. THAT was GOLD

  • @DRAONWEED
    @DRAONWEED Před 18 dny +39

    The F-22 is Rorschach now,______ that is SO cool.

  • @erikcourtney1834
    @erikcourtney1834 Před 18 dny +33

    Love it when the kid gets to talk shit. Just wish he was allowed to back it up.

  • @rolbuch1449
    @rolbuch1449 Před 17 dny +1

    "And will be until about two years after mine came out."
    Man, this always delivers!

  • @tasaman
    @tasaman Před 17 dny

    Dude. Your videos are becoming actual news for many people who don’t know how to do their own research. Admittedly some of the thing you hit on I do have to look up but I think that’s the true value of your content. Keep rocking what you started and don’t fuck it up by changing.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Před 18 dny +15

    😂Thursday night in Iraq! That was savage, never mind Neosporin that burn will require an air ambulance to the nearest ICU burn Ward!
    Awesome video thanks!

    • @LegendaryCollektor
      @LegendaryCollektor Před 18 dny

      I dont get it

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 Před 17 dny +1

      I might not get the joke, but I know I'll probably never get the answer due to CZcams shenanigans.
      I'll still comment for boosting though.

    • @geodkyt
      @geodkyt Před 17 dny +3

      ​@@LegendaryCollektor"Man Love Thursday"

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 Před 17 dny

      @LegendaryCollektor it's known as Man Love Thursday. According to some Imam, Allah is too busy to notice men having gay sex on Thursdays, so it turns into Brokeback Mountain in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Not joking, its a thing. 🤣

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před 18 dny +16

    I was curious about the F35 deal that had been mentioned, and found this from a few articles: it should be noted that an UAE official said and I quote "The United States remains the UAE's PREFERRED provider for advanced defense requirements and discussions for the F-35 may be re-opened in the future." the official also added that there were discussions to "address mutual defense security conditions for the acquisition". So, even when working in close proximity to China, people prefer the US when it comes to equipment. You gotta love that name brand recognition.

  • @streakerofevil
    @streakerofevil Před 16 dny +1

    A WATCHMAN Rorschach reference....nice work HLC!!!!

  • @reginaldpots5765
    @reginaldpots5765 Před 16 dny +1

    Man-love Thursday is a wild thing when you learn about Iraqi culture, then you notice the homies locking fingers

  • @Gunslinger_studios
    @Gunslinger_studios Před 18 dny +86

    That skittles people line got me dying😂😂😂😂

    • @forexed8948
      @forexed8948 Před 18 dny +4

      although I know whom the joke is aimed at, I LOVE sour skittles.

    • @botspotter8379
      @botspotter8379 Před 18 dny +6

      @@forexed8948 I'm going to start calling them out as Sour Skittles now. 😁

    • @forexed8948
      @forexed8948 Před 18 dny +6

      @@botspotter8379 They really are like the candy because of how they demand you address them how they want to be addressed.

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 Před 18 dny +4

      @@forexed8948as a member of the “skittle people” i can confirm thats just a small minority of us the rest just act like normal people 🤘

    • @Lukkaboc
      @Lukkaboc Před 18 dny +2

      @@botspotter8379 I love this! I'm a skittle but not one of the sour ones now this is a perfect term to differentiate! Some of us taste the rainbow yet don't really care about pronouns. Call me ma'am, call me sir, both are respectful intent. Love Linecrosser's humor :)

  • @James-bw4np
    @James-bw4np Před 18 dny +74

    Afghan vet, "Thursday" joke has me chuckling grimly.

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 Před 18 dny +2

      Please explain

    • @jeremyfleshman3865
      @jeremyfleshman3865 Před 18 dny

      ​@@aredjayc2858just asked my vet friend, 🤢 you don't want to know ...

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. Před 18 dny +5

      @@aredjayc2858it apparently means man love Thursday..

    • @valiensr1037
      @valiensr1037 Před 18 dny +2

      As a vet who never deployed to the Middle East, could you explain the context?

    • @James-bw4np
      @James-bw4np Před 18 dny

      @@aredjayc2858 our Corpsman called it "Good Thursday, Bad Friday" since Friday would have a flood of locals coming to our medical people to suture up torn sphincters on young boys. I only heard about it from my docs. If it was "man love" Thursday, I can't say but it would not surprise me.

  • @Ritchie472
    @Ritchie472 Před 17 dny +1

    Kid don't rant much, but when he does, he digs deep. Breath

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 Před 17 dny +1

    Honestly The Kid quoting Rorschach really works.

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 Před 18 dny +10

    "I'm not trapped in here with you. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *ME* !"
    Fucking love Rorschach.

  • @Garbage.geologist
    @Garbage.geologist Před 18 dny +7

    Depression never goes away, and you cover stressful news. Remember to give yourself positive distractions, reach out to friends and family, and stay strong brother.
    Slava Ukraine.

  • @peytonmulder8059
    @peytonmulder8059 Před 17 dny +2

    You know, we joke about how frustrated the F-22 is, can you imagine how frustrated the actual pilots are?
    They fly one of the most advanced aircraft ever built and have to stay on the bench.

  • @Off-roading1
    @Off-roading1 Před 17 dny +1

    The weather joke had me as a weather geek❤😂

  • @anonymee7681
    @anonymee7681 Před 18 dny +6

    Skittle-haired people - gonna borrow that one.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 snork!

  • @e7yu
    @e7yu Před 18 dny +5

    I'll say it again. Watching your comedic news brings calm and laughter to my life.😂👍

  • @OstblockLatina
    @OstblockLatina Před 17 dny +1

    3:06 - did you just do a Uncle Roger impression there? I love it!

  • @Egonowhere
    @Egonowhere Před 17 dny +1

    Spent all day in the hospital for my mom… thanks for the 4 minutes of relief

    • @wardaddyiii5100
      @wardaddyiii5100 Před 17 dny

      Damn sorry to hear that man hope she gets better soon

  • @alienicarus
    @alienicarus Před 18 dny +5

    From Oklahoma, still kicking & still got up at 4 AM to go to work today.

  • @AFlyingSwive
    @AFlyingSwive Před 18 dny +5

    "the whole midwest"
    can confirm

  • @Dirty0o0Jester
    @Dirty0o0Jester Před 16 dny

    The Chinese accent is coming along! Also the Mexican one isn't half bad 😅 my grandma talked just like that, and most of my neighbors when they speak English sound that way too. You're growing ❤

  • @thesupportingcast6972
    @thesupportingcast6972 Před 17 dny

    Raptor has been hanging with Buff I see. Handing out flames 🔥 😂

  • @michaelbracho3956
    @michaelbracho3956 Před 18 dny +19

    Speak the facts 22. Put that 22 from dollar store wish in its place.

  • @asphelite
    @asphelite Před 18 dny +3

    keep them coming HLC! Been following you since the beginning and you never missed on any of yuor videos

  • @ericrose2409
    @ericrose2409 Před 17 dny

    Your China and Russia personas always puts a smile on my face. The Kid is a given.

  • @camerongunn7906
    @camerongunn7906 Před 17 dny

    I actually had to go back and rewatch that part about Thursdays cause I can't believe you made that journal.😂😂😂

  • @ralikdiver
    @ralikdiver Před 18 dny +4

    Persian Excursion Sailor grinning at the Thursday mention.

  • @Kingsquad2011
    @Kingsquad2011 Před 18 dny +25

    F22: "Canards are gae"
    Dassault Rafale: "On est repartis pour un tour..."

    • @benn454
      @benn454 Před 18 dny +2

      Rafale and Eurofighter cope harder

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 Před 18 dny

      European aircraft are garbage.

    • @geodkyt
      @geodkyt Před 17 dny

      ​@@benn454Eh, don't forget those aren't 5th Gen stealth aircraft. The disadvantages of canards aren't really a problem.for them.

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 Před 17 dny

      LMAO, when I hit the Google Translate and translated this, it says "Ducks are Gay" guess canard must mean duck?

    • @benn454
      @benn454 Před 17 dny

      @@geodkyt As long as Euros remember that the USAF plays wargames with one arm and one leg tied behind its back.

  • @alexshinra6722
    @alexshinra6722 Před 15 dny

    Not deployed but i worked the camp
    Thursday nights oohh boy
    ...see i would talk on it more but no one ever belived me, so glad someone siad it i was starting to think i was going crazy.

  • @charlesandresen-reed1514

    I learn so many new things about other cultures when watching this and then looking up the jokes.
    Just... damn.
    LOL

  • @LazyVanny
    @LazyVanny Před 18 dny +6

    Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures?
    I approve.

    • @haven_lady675
      @haven_lady675 Před 18 dny

      Lol. I thought he got inspired by South Park.

    • @LazyVanny
      @LazyVanny Před 18 dny +1

      @@haven_lady675 Aiyah is an Uncle thing, but maybe you are right.

    • @Violent_Wolfen
      @Violent_Wolfen Před 18 dny +1

      ​@haven_lady675 Uncle did that a lot in Jackie Chan Adventures which I think it was due to due Cantonese Accent.
      Not sure if Liu Kim did the same thing or had the same accent.

  • @BOEING--mh6xm
    @BOEING--mh6xm Před 18 dny +8

    That Chinese voice was spot on lol

  • @monkeyfan250
    @monkeyfan250 Před 17 dny +1

    F22 is just "insane batman" at this point and i love it😂

  • @Kolehmanni
    @Kolehmanni Před 18 dny +78

    Going to need help with that "Thursday" joke.

    • @SRTifiable
      @SRTifiable Před 18 dny +29

      Man love Thursday. It’s a thing.

    • @gbear34
      @gbear34 Před 18 dny +54

      Many men in the country practice "Man Love Thursdays", where on Thursdays, they will, you know. Love other men.

    • @shanee.6751
      @shanee.6751 Před 18 dny +19

      I fucking spit out my monster at that joke

    • @SelectStartGaming1
      @SelectStartGaming1 Před 18 dny +5

      ​@@gbear34 wtf lol

    • @commidore4499
      @commidore4499 Před 18 dny +5

      It's man crush Monday. Woman crush Wednesday.

  • @pdongy
    @pdongy Před 18 dny +3

    No Lie, you nailed the accent. That sounds exactly like my old boss that I am convinced is spying for China.

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs Před 17 dny

    little T-rex arm style wings....
    I am DYING over here!!!!

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov Před 18 dny +5

    Not exactly related, but cool fact about Tyrannosaurus Rex is that it could one arm curl about 400-450 lbs. per arm. Still doesn't mean that the Chinese aircraft isn't as useless as an abelisaurid's arms in a fight (yes they are even smaller than tyrannosaur arms in proportion to their bodies).

  • @unorec1983
    @unorec1983 Před 18 dny +29

    That tornado was a bitch, had 2 close to the house could watch from the back porch

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar Před 18 dny +3

      I got a 4am wake up alarm for tornadoes last night here in Texas. Nothing happened but have to say mother nature ain't playing this year.

    • @madisonhasson8981
      @madisonhasson8981 Před 18 dny +3

      I was driving between Lubbock and Wichita Falls TX and a 1/2 mile diameter tornado came down right on top of my car in Knox TX about 30 miles west of Seymour. Luckily the tornado's winds weren't strong enough to blow my car around. I kept on driving and got away. I don't apologize for going 90 mph to outrun a tornado and I thank the highway patrol for understanding.

    • @zetaking2909
      @zetaking2909 Před 18 dny

      @@madisonhasson8981 had 2 forming near bossier city La thankfully nether made it to the ground, still the winds at the head of that storm last night where nasty, and we only got grazed by it, bless the hearts of anyone filling it head on.

    • @3dpyromaniac560
      @3dpyromaniac560 Před 18 dny

      Friday was probably one of the biggest nights I regret not taking time off to chase, those were some beautiful storms.

    • @nathanbell6712
      @nathanbell6712 Před 18 dny

      Which one there were like 100 of them lol