Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to watch Gravedigger hit a backflip off of a T72. Edit: Sorry, not Floridian. Not even Murican. Canadian, but God bless the Constitution and U.S. Bill of Rights.
The US argument on "boots on the ground" is the same defense that had Davey Jones standing in a bucket of sea water on the beach in Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
Remove fuselage to make lighter and more aerodynamic, better than overpriced Western junk Or however Russia would say it. Sounds better when I say it out loud with the accent.
Pilots will never need to go out with an ejection seat ( if it never will Fly) And if they remove the engine it will be the first fighter Aircraft that is safe against hat seeking missiles
The administration literally wants something to happen. Shades of the human shit stain LBJ.And the Gulf of Tonkin "incident". Just watch, I'd love to be wrong but this is tailor made for a "wag the dog" incident.
The best part is, the best thing they could've got from that captured leo 2a6 is the stabilizer...the very thing they broke by bending the barrel down to make it look "Humiliated"
Funny thing, they also had their own tanks that Ukraine made them look better and yet they also showcase them too which wouldn't that mean they just made a fool of themself more.
🎶They will kick all the ass they can see & eat crayons for their tea!*🎶 *Tea, in this instance, means the British definition of the word. Which is slang for dinner/supper, not tea, as in the beverage.
As soon as he said monster trucks, that was the first thing that popped in my mind. Maybe we should take back some of the equipment and see if a monster truck can crush it. Heck, probably try different vehicles and see "Will it crush?" and could make a whole thing out of it. Extra points if we buy old tech from other nations to see if they hold up as well and then make a wall of shame for those that fail to survive. XD
Wait, I thought it was a bunch of Seabees working on that pier? Anyone who wants the smoke from a bunch of Seabees working in that heat is really looking to meet God quick, fast, and in a hurry.
@@callsignapollo_ That's kinda the role of the Army Core of Engineers. It's what they do and they do it best. navy Engineers are probably more specialized to ship systems, right?
@@bandgeekforlife406 Yah, they seem more than capable of making a pier. I suppose if they were available it would be unusual to call in the Army Corps instead. If it was Army that built it, couldn't tell you why.
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Ehhhh those have some issues in terms of powering them and also focusing them enough to be useful. I doubt we'll have space - ground lasers. Now, satellites with anti-satellite lasers on them? More realistic and doable.
@@andrewhawkins6754 To be fair, anti-satellite guns are a thing from the Cold War. Russians used a 20mm cannon to fend off possible Space Shuttle Marine attacks... because I guess Moonraker was really popular in the USSR.
@@andrewhawkins6754 Don't need to focus on ground to hit exoatmospheric targets (like all the ruskie ICBMs, or "dark side of the peninsula's" plumbing supplies with a rocket engine strapped to it)... Most of the work for space lasers would be clearing up "flying misunderstandings", junk satellites, some debris, but mostly picking off someone else's spy satellites
America feels like he's gonna pop off soon. In a strange way, part of me wants to stay on the ride when that happens. Like, if I COULD leave...I would. But I can't. So. Might as well enjoy the chaos.
America is tryin real hard to hold on until after the election. It's basically the "Lord Forgive me, but it's time to go back to the old me." meme every day. Like I remember when all this shit popped off and HLC's original video was basically the US saying "I JUST GOT OUT OF 20 YEARS OF WAR, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A VACATION AND NOW ALL OF YOU ACT LIKE THIS?!"
@@milhousevanhoutan9235essentially yeah. After elections no matter who wins the civilians lose so. Hey if I can just watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 I'll be happy 😅
"Then after that, it's just kinda...let 'em go" 12 hours later... "...so that's how a platoon of Marines and the Eisenhower ended up accidentally turning Gaza into West Israel."
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165Doesn't surprise me personally.Russia always been using chemical weapons It did in Syria that did another country's.This is no differentIt didn't in Syria that didn't other countries? This is no different. Personally, I despise it. You shouldn't get used to this. But here I am getting used to it.
isn't the pier also attached to one of America's boats that have the angry R2D2s with warboners that shoot streams of tungsten at anything that looks at then funny?
Picturing _demolition derby_ in T-series tanks . . . probably in Nevada. Environmentalists going _nuts_ over the ground, the amount of kerosene or diesel burned, the pollution from exhaust . . . .
Love the mention of 72 east-ting... 2 Bradly's and 1 M1A2 trashed 2 full armored units from Iraq... One M1A1 said "Let me drive into that smoke cloud an check things out..." Few minutes later a full on tank battle happens while the rest the of M1A1's sit there listening while the commanding officers calls on the radio for the update... After the battle the tank was like "Um so sorry about that. I was kinda busy here, but it is safe now to move the unit up....."
Adult MonsterJam sounds amazing. Swap out the junkyard cars for some enemy vehicles, throw some WWE stars in the mix, and you have yourself an absolute game changer in the entertainment industry.
That sounds better than my idea of adding landmines to baseball to make it less boring to watch. I like to _play_ baseball, and listening to it on the radio keeps the mind and imagination involved, but watch a game on TV? Oh, _fuck_ no!
@@Adi-bo5do Don't pretend those buildings got bombed for shits and giggles. When Iraqi soldiers started using civilian buildings to store ammo and hide troops (because their military infrastructure all got bombed), those buildings stopped being civilian infrastructure and became a valid military target. The remnants of Saddam's regime (and later, religious insurgent groups) were the ones who made the decision to use civilian infrastructure in this manner.
@martenkahr3365 And you already know they also intended to make the US look like the bad guy. They do it all the time. If you use civilians as shields, your enemies either won't attack, or they'll attack and you can make them look like bad guys. In their eyes, it's a win either way.
@@Adi-bo5do Yeah, so what? They aren't us, they aren't Christian, and they despise us anyway. Whatever happened to militaries rolling in and fucking everyone up and moving on? It's not our fault your shithole is even worse. Maybe don't fuck around so much next time, eh?
"I'm sorry... ...YOUR SAYING A MONSTER TRUCK SHOW JUMPING BLOWN UP T-72'S WAS AN OPTION WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING?!?!? Call Washington, no politics or partisanship, we need to get on that STAT.
No, we're saying jumping _monster trucks_ with _T-72s!_ The crushing cars part will be about the same. Have you seen the Chieftain (or maybe it was The Tank Museum) video of the Spanish Army tank slalom course that uses cars as obstacles for training Leopard 2 drivers? Yeah, when that much mass moving that fast hooks a VW or Citroen, it just kind of drags it to destruction.
As soon as you said bring it back with monster trucks and bats, I thought "Here comes Florida man" and figured there was a part 2 sequel in the making.
Honestly, making it a national sport to monster truck Soviet/Russian equipment sounds like the most fun and most American thing possible Maybe a fun add-on for the 4th of July?
To be honest to see a monster truck rally where Abrams and Brady’s running around with monster trucks running over capture t-72 would be a great promotional and recruitment event
1:40 😂 The fact that one of the countries most synonymous with corruption and misappropriation of government funds for DECADES is saying this is 100% in character and I love it
Have you seen a Bradley? Them fuckers are the bomb of IFVs. Tow, bushmaster, and a group of angry ass infantry/cav scouts with javelins all aimed at you is frightening prospect. Ruskies always love to throw their lives away in rusty tin cans.
The scariest thing is we have the most advanced technology in the world and the dumbest people in history. That's a bad combo no matter how you look at it.
@@crustybomb115 I promise you someone already has. It's just not really useful to use as a space to ground weapon due to atmospheric lensing (basically very millimeter of atmosphere the laser travels through has it's properties changed by the laser, the result is essentially a billion or even trillion little "lenses" that make the laser less coherent and efficient). In space on the other hand, you could precisely target an enemy sattelite's logic board and shoot a laser through it like a micrometeorite and not have to worry about any distance at all.
Oh my God! So many beautiful spicy word nuggets in such a short time! I have to go back so many times to get them all over my laughter🤣🤣😂! Thank you so much HLC for making my day better every time.
Hey dude I love your content and I would really like if you covered the floods in southern brazil, its the worst ones yet and raising awareness for stuff like this is really important much love from brazil, keep this amazing content going!
Really, they could totally do that, and it would be highly rated and loved by all. Too bad it also serves as little tactical value as the carvings on Ocelot's first revolver, as in none whatsoever. They'd rather just keep that shit studied in a hanger so they can confirm exactly how vulnerable it is to exactly how many types of scenarios. They'll probably have a lojack signal to shut the t90 down with a used carlot keyfob within a few weeks, and then Ukraine will have that too lol. Then they'll take the tanks in the field, rig them to disable the system, and use the t90s themselves. lmao
Russia: We build good military hardware. Meanwhile: 73 Easting exists. Russia: We are good at war. Meanwhile: Russia had [checks notes] all the kill streaks called on it at Khasham
@@jejeakle America: Oh these blood stains weren’t yours? Thank god. That would have caused quite an incident if we just made Canada wince and they were your people
Because they have good equipment, against a much much larger opponent with worse but not non-existent or non-functional equipment. It's not Mike Tyson with brass knuckles vs a toddler with a nerf gun, it's more like Floyd Mayweather with a baseball bat vs 14 drunk chicks with wood barstools and broken liquor bottles.
IM AN AMERICAN AND I KNOW HOW PORTIONS WORK! YA GOT BREAKFASS, LUNCH, DINNER! CAINT FOOL ME WITH THEM OL METRIC LEAD HEADS!!! GOBBLESS!! RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE!!!1!!!! -Retired Merchant Marine clerk 1969
Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to watch Gravedigger hit a backflip off of a T72.
Edit: Sorry, not Floridian. Not even Murican. Canadian, but God bless the Constitution and U.S. Bill of Rights.
This something Florida need to do :)
Have Gravedigger do a backflip off a T72 while its turret explodes off and it spins
Having Gravedigger do it just adds insult to injury 😂
See it this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
Actual f’n laughter 😂😂😂😂
Admittedly, have Grave Digger have a go at captured equipment would be fun as fuck
Right? How many BMP's can El Toro Loco jump? Find out on Sunday at Monster Jam.
@@wlpaul4 Hey now don't leave Ol' Bigfoot out, old man can still crush.
I don’t even watch monster trucking but even I admit that sounds pretty entertaining
Who wouldn't shell out money to see Truckasaurus eat a T-72?
Truckasoarus!
I lost it at Operation Pocket Sand! 😂 Dale Gribble would so proud to know that the military named something after his favorite tactic!
_sh-SHAAAAA!_
He'd be rightly worried they're stealing his thoughts
@@Scnottaken I hadn't thought about that. 😂
@@ScnottakenDale was right! Into a wall!
Raise Hell, Praise Propane!
@@chuch541 wait wait wait, no no. Raise Hell, Praise, Pro-pain.
Ah yes. "Proportional". So much proportions, LMAO
All the proportions to 11.
gotta love Reagan
10000:1 is a proportion
American proportions
When Israel has complete Air superiority, the mere fact that the entire Gaza strip isnt an air strip right now is very "proportional".
The US argument on "boots on the ground" is the same defense that had Davey Jones standing in a bucket of sea water on the beach in Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omfg.... best scene ever.... I about died laughing when I first saw it.
It is like carrying a loaded firearm and a hit me sign and seeing if a person is stupid enough to try to stab you.
It worked then, so why it wouldn't now?
The real question is who had to carry him from the water to the bucket?
@@SleightlyPersonal No one carried him. If you look behind him in that scene, they have a long trail of water buckets leading up to the washtub.
This just in Cuban mercenaries killed their Russian commander apparently, so yea.
Russia should’ve watched Scarface. You don’t fuck w/ Cubans
To no ones surprise
In their defense, it was the only way to get someone competent in a leadership position
They had Cuban mercenaries?
The hwhat now?
“just cause the Bad man can't hurt you anymore you fucking dunce” 😂😂😂 that was a lot to unpack but that line tho, priceless
HiiiiiYaaaaa gonna turn your 5th gen aircraft into pile of scrap garbage
said americans that always priority civilian targets because they can't fight back. In all USA war 80% casualties are civilians
@@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 “a debris field waiting to happen” 😂
@@jobanh7ifythe Great China does not fear Americas red headed abandoned step child…Hiyaaaaa
Love it
Removing the ejection seats probably cut back on the price a bit
soon enough they might even remove the engine :D
@@thooqiwei4548 They will definitely remove the flaps and surfaces first
Remove fuselage to make lighter and more aerodynamic, better than overpriced Western junk
Or however Russia would say it. Sounds better when I say it out loud with the accent.
You don't need ejection seats if you never get off the ground
Pilots will never need to go out with an ejection seat ( if it never will Fly)
And if they remove the engine it will be the first fighter Aircraft that is safe against hat seeking missiles
You sir are the best at explaining what's going on in the world without being annoying, boring or unwatchable. Keep doing what you're doing.
HLC doesn't want to explain that America is ruled by the Deep State .
😎
Plus, he also takes shots at America every once in a while, so he’s not too heavily biased either.
@@estebanramirez1178 true
This is where I get my world news from lol! I laugh, but so not kidding.
Are you kidding? Its so fucking biased
Telling Marines to "Do what you need to do " is rather akin to turning a squadron of 22"s to go eat. May want to moderate that a touch???
Yeah that felt a lil like "overreaction waiting to happen!!"😂😂
"Moderate that a touch" is how your sons and grandsons wind up having to deal with the problem.
@@stevenschnepp576 as a vet with two kids in bootcamp right now, I approve of this message...
It's deterrence!
The administration literally wants something to happen.
Shades of the human shit stain LBJ.And the Gulf of Tonkin "incident".
Just watch, I'd love to be wrong but this is tailor made for a "wag the dog" incident.
You got me with "I'll self defense the F out of them." STOLEN !!!!
"Don't. Touch. The. Boats. "
Does a pier qualifies as a boat?
It might not float, but it *IS* over water so it's probably better to be safe than sorry.
*We certainly won't.*
if its in the water... its a boat... at least thats what the american sentiment on the matter seems to be...
Well Fort Drum was the Unsinkable Battleship, so there’s precedent. I’m going to say yes, a pier can be a boat.
Technically a tug, a warping tug, but I guess it can be considered a "boat" regardless of what these "boats" are made of
Ah Russia, somehow managed to get ahold of a broken piece of Nato Equipment years ahead of their own..... THEN TRIES TO MUG ITS CORPSE.
Even what NATO considers Outdated is still more advanced than what Russia considers Top-of-the-Line
The best part is, the best thing they could've got from that captured leo 2a6 is the stabilizer...the very thing they broke by bending the barrel down to make it look "Humiliated"
Funny thing, they also had their own tanks that Ukraine made them look better and yet they also showcase them too which wouldn't that mean they just made a fool of themself more.
seeing the video makes it even funnier, their attempt to damage the leopard's turret didn't even work lmao
Actually, driving over T-72s with monster trucks sounds like a genuinely cool show idea. Somebody get on that.
Shit, might as well get those tanks running and weld ramps on top, set up some sweet mobile jumps.
Somebody get Matt and Brandon on this IMMEDIATELY
B@@THINKMACHINE
Don't touch the boats, and don't touch the pier!
Pier is where boats live...
Yeah I’d have liked if Japan cut in to that question with “DONT TOUCH… THE BOATS.”
you mean like the u.s.s. liberty?
From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
🎶They will kick all the ass they can see & eat crayons for their tea!*🎶
*Tea, in this instance, means the British definition of the word. Which is slang for dinner/supper, not tea, as in the beverage.
Bro I think you just invented a new 4th of July tradition, destroying Russian tech with monster trucks!
As soon as he said monster trucks, that was the first thing that popped in my mind. Maybe we should take back some of the equipment and see if a monster truck can crush it. Heck, probably try different vehicles and see "Will it crush?" and could make a whole thing out of it. Extra points if we buy old tech from other nations to see if they hold up as well and then make a wall of shame for those that fail to survive. XD
Sometimes you have to sit back and take pride in 'it was proportional.'
Always a good time when a new Habitual video shows up
I was waiting for Florida to say he would buy tickets to that
Florida man checking in. He definitely would buy tickets to the 4th of July Monster Truck vs. Russian tank demolition derby.
Wait, I thought it was a bunch of Seabees working on that pier?
Anyone who wants the smoke from a bunch of Seabees working in that heat is really looking to meet God quick, fast, and in a hurry.
look up army trident pier. should get you up to speed
Apparently it was army engineers, not seabees. Because for some reason, they chose the non-maritime branch to build a pier lol
@@callsignapollo_ That's kinda the role of the Army Core of Engineers. It's what they do and they do it best. navy Engineers are probably more specialized to ship systems, right?
@@adamsmall5598 From what I've heard, the Seabees can do pretty much everything.
@@bandgeekforlife406 Yah, they seem more than capable of making a pier. I suppose if they were available it would be unusual to call in the Army Corps instead. If it was Army that built it, couldn't tell you why.
Fire control satellites...
Why can I hear the Terminator theme playing?!
It's only a matter of time until we have space lasers. We have the space, we have the lasers
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Ehhhh those have some issues in terms of powering them and also focusing them enough to be useful. I doubt we'll have space - ground lasers. Now, satellites with anti-satellite lasers on them? More realistic and doable.
@@andrewhawkins6754 To be fair, anti-satellite guns are a thing from the Cold War. Russians used a 20mm cannon to fend off possible Space Shuttle Marine attacks... because I guess Moonraker was really popular in the USSR.
@@andrewhawkins6754 Don't need to focus on ground to hit exoatmospheric targets (like all the ruskie ICBMs, or "dark side of the peninsula's" plumbing supplies with a rocket engine strapped to it)... Most of the work for space lasers would be clearing up "flying misunderstandings", junk satellites, some debris, but mostly picking off someone else's spy satellites
@@andrewhawkins6754 Ah either way, cool that we can even get lasers working
"Pocket Sand"! -Dale Gribble
America feels like he's gonna pop off soon.
In a strange way, part of me wants to stay on the ride when that happens. Like, if I COULD leave...I would. But I can't. So.
Might as well enjoy the chaos.
yeah yeah i already bought enough Popcron and I am sure as hell going to eat it
America is tryin real hard to hold on until after the election. It's basically the "Lord Forgive me, but it's time to go back to the old me." meme every day.
Like I remember when all this shit popped off and HLC's original video was basically the US saying "I JUST GOT OUT OF 20 YEARS OF WAR, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A VACATION AND NOW ALL OF YOU ACT LIKE THIS?!"
@@milhousevanhoutan9235essentially yeah. After elections no matter who wins the civilians lose so.
Hey if I can just watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 I'll be happy 😅
Dunce is an under used word that needs to make a comeback. There are far to many dunces walking around unsupervised.
Anytime I use it on X my my comments get reach restricted or whatever the hell they're calling it
Wait… Russia doesn’t have a fifth gen jet. We don’t have a 6th gen for them to build a knock off of yet
Oh we have..... We haven't made the announcement yet. Cause it ain't outdated yet
That’s China…
Hey At least the SU-57 doesn't have Canards on it so it is way better than the J-20.
@@davidradtke160The Femboy (The Checkmate) is essentially the Russian attempt to make the F-35, except Russian. It's a knockoff.
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 actually it does have small ones on the leading edge of its LEX above the engine intakes.
"Then after that, it's just kinda...let 'em go"
12 hours later...
"...so that's how a platoon of Marines and the Eisenhower ended up accidentally turning Gaza into West Israel."
back into West Israel*
The actual definition of land for peace 🕊️
*East Virginia
Absolutely adopting the phrase "self defense the fuck outta them" into my every day life
Chemical weapons are their specialty
Tear Gas is a chemical weapon too.
🤷
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 everything is scary in the world
@@mirandigriffin9879
...like the faux "chemical weapons" of Assad in Syria .
😎🇺🇲
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Technically yes. Tear gas cannot be used in war either.
It's a riot control agent when used on your own people I guess.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165Doesn't surprise me personally.Russia always been using chemical weapons It did in Syria that did another country's.This is no differentIt didn't in Syria that didn't other countries? This is no different. Personally, I despise it. You shouldn't get used to this. But here I am getting used to it.
isn't the pier also attached to one of America's boats that have the angry R2D2s with warboners that shoot streams of tungsten at anything that looks at then funny?
and mean mugs the occasional civilian airliner.
Now this makes me want to imagine the US government donating all its captured soviet equipment and to monster truck rallies and demolition derbies
Picturing _demolition derby_ in T-series tanks . . . probably in Nevada. Environmentalists going _nuts_ over the ground, the amount of kerosene or diesel burned, the pollution from exhaust . . . .
Don't know if Rusty Shackleford would be proud of pocket sand, or paranoid that the government is using his style!
Not gonna lie though if Gravedigger jumped a T-80 that would be pretty sweet.
It would land on the turret and frontflip back off as the turret goes to orbit
@@EnderMalcolm fuck yeah 🫡🇺🇸
"Why are they saying that we 'overreacted' after 9/11? That was a very proportional response!"
Some of the things done were a bit of an overreaction - like the waterboarding & similar stuff like that.
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980perhaps maybe they shouldn’t have touched our buildings
WMD 🤔
@@KRDecade2009 Towers are like BIG boats.
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 You're right, we should have used diesel
I fully support the addition of air quotes to the pictures. Yes.
😂😂 the way you look slowly at Russia when it says something is so hilariously perfect.
Love the mention of 72 east-ting... 2 Bradly's and 1 M1A2 trashed 2 full armored units from Iraq... One M1A1 said "Let me drive into that smoke cloud an check things out..." Few minutes later a full on tank battle happens while the rest the of M1A1's sit there listening while the commanding officers calls on the radio for the update... After the battle the tank was like "Um so sorry about that. I was kinda busy here, but it is safe now to move the unit up....."
Florida at that ending: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
Adult MonsterJam sounds amazing. Swap out the junkyard cars for some enemy vehicles, throw some WWE stars in the mix, and you have yourself an absolute game changer in the entertainment industry.
That sounds better than my idea of adding landmines to baseball to make it less boring to watch.
I like to _play_ baseball, and listening to it on the radio keeps the mind and imagination involved, but watch a game on TV? Oh, _fuck_ no!
The whole "Nation Rebuilding Thing" was most definitely wanted by US oligarchs. It made our corporate overlords billions.
@@Adi-bo5doif we’re talking about Afghanistan, then they weren’t using it. Iraq on the other hand…
@@Adi-bo5do Don't pretend those buildings got bombed for shits and giggles. When Iraqi soldiers started using civilian buildings to store ammo and hide troops (because their military infrastructure all got bombed), those buildings stopped being civilian infrastructure and became a valid military target. The remnants of Saddam's regime (and later, religious insurgent groups) were the ones who made the decision to use civilian infrastructure in this manner.
@martenkahr3365 And you already know they also intended to make the US look like the bad guy. They do it all the time. If you use civilians as shields, your enemies either won't attack, or they'll attack and you can make them look like bad guys. In their eyes, it's a win either way.
@@Adi-bo5do Yeah, so what? They aren't us, they aren't Christian, and they despise us anyway.
Whatever happened to militaries rolling in and fucking everyone up and moving on? It's not our fault your shithole is even worse. Maybe don't fuck around so much next time, eh?
@@martenkahr3365
damn, there's a cia goon commenting on every video on youtube
I'm not american, and this might be a little florida of me, but a monster truck trying to beat up a tank would-be metal af.
"I'm sorry...
...YOUR SAYING A MONSTER TRUCK SHOW JUMPING BLOWN UP T-72'S WAS AN OPTION WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING?!?!?
Call Washington, no politics or partisanship, we need to get on that STAT.
No, we're saying jumping _monster trucks_ with _T-72s!_
The crushing cars part will be about the same. Have you seen the Chieftain (or maybe it was The Tank Museum) video of the Spanish Army tank slalom course that uses cars as obstacles for training Leopard 2 drivers? Yeah, when that much mass moving that fast hooks a VW or Citroen, it just kind of drags it to destruction.
Cloro - pick - rin
Used pretty commonly in the US for termite control as a warning agent in termite tenting...
Love that operation name
"POCKET SAND!!"
As soon as you said bring it back with monster trucks and bats, I thought "Here comes Florida man" and figured there was a part 2 sequel in the making.
Operation "Pocket Sand" is fucking hilarious.
Maybe im being slow but i dont understand that joke
@@SauceMaster2157 dale gribble from king of the hill
@@SauceMaster2157 you should watch king of the hill... shows friggin hilarious...
It just keeps getting better. "I'm not touching you" 😭😭
Honestly, making it a national sport to monster truck Soviet/Russian equipment sounds like the most fun and most American thing possible
Maybe a fun add-on for the 4th of July?
Rusty shackleford rolling over in his grave knowing the goverment using his catch phrase as an op
To be honest to see a monster truck rally where Abrams and Brady’s running around with monster trucks running over capture t-72 would be a great promotional and recruitment event
1:08 i love that slow turn USA does, it’s as if he’s saying “I know you of all people can’t be saying that”
It's true though. Russia's track record is *tame* compared to how much US has
*ahem*
LIBERATED for "democracy"
1:40 😂 The fact that one of the countries most synonymous with corruption and misappropriation of government funds for DECADES is saying this is 100% in character and I love it
Have you seen a Bradley? Them fuckers are the bomb of IFVs. Tow, bushmaster, and a group of angry ass infantry/cav scouts with javelins all aimed at you is frightening prospect. Ruskies always love to throw their lives away in rusty tin cans.
It goes back to the tsars
“A jet can be held together with wood screws.”
Boeing be like “write that down!”
If it's a Boeing, I ain't going.
I wouldn't trust Russia to jam a peanut butter sandwich let alone American missiles.
They got Dale Gribble in charge of naming stuff for the US now?
Jesus H., stand back and let this man cook🤣🤣🤣💀
Pocket sand is the best name for a defense system. Now they just need to slap a Dale Gribble sticker on it and it's good to go. 10/10 again HLC.
Fire Control Satellites is giving me Judgement Day vibes.
Oh yeah, but the US is pretty good at creating even more powerful stuff.
The scariest thing is we have the most advanced technology in the world and the dumbest people in history. That's a bad combo no matter how you look at it.
that one ace combat 7 mission where you can't fly above the clouds otherwise a satellite will fucken body your ass
at some point someones gonna make a space laser...
@@crustybomb115 I promise you someone already has. It's just not really useful to use as a space to ground weapon due to atmospheric lensing (basically very millimeter of atmosphere the laser travels through has it's properties changed by the laser, the result is essentially a billion or even trillion little "lenses" that make the laser less coherent and efficient). In space on the other hand, you could precisely target an enemy sattelite's logic board and shoot a laser through it like a micrometeorite and not have to worry about any distance at all.
Dude. I haven't been to a monstertruck show since I was a kid. You have me hooked, just reel in the line.
Long form idea put these videos as the opener for analysis of the articles they were based on. You do good work thank you
I can't comment for laughing. Don't stop posting these!😂😂😂😂
Love your videos man
Keep it up. Hope you make an awesome career from this.
Operation "Pocket Sand" that is f*****g genius. I could not stop laughing at that.
This faces on maps channel is
THE SUPERIOR DESIGNNNN
The Dale Gribble project has my full support.
Bad man - Disturbed.
Immediately popped into my head.
It's official, I have a bro-love for you HLC😂
"You F**king Dunce!" Love it!
You should make the Gaza Pier a surprise charter for a short. . . 😂
“Proportional” just defines all American Foreign Policy.
Great videos
Am I the only one who agrees we shouldn't have troops on a pier "attached" to Gaza?
I really miss mean tweets and no new wars.
these are the best news resource available. no BS
Oh my God! So many beautiful spicy word nuggets in such a short time! I have to go back so many times to get them all over my laughter🤣🤣😂! Thank you so much HLC for making my day better every time.
My favorite military creator right along side angry cops
OK, so are the air quotes around 5thgen,cheapest, or both?
...Correct.
Yes
yes...
"The only thing you're jamming is toast. I guess it's a good thing you guys don't have to line up for bread anymore"
Hey Uncle Sam! The kid broke through his chains so we put his landing gear in cement but now he’s trying to Super Saiyan 3 his way out of the hanger.
The bad man can't hurt you anymore ❤
Hey dude I love your content and I would really like if you covered the floods in southern brazil, its the worst ones yet and raising awareness for stuff like this is really important
much love from brazil, keep this amazing content going!
Oh you right ill cover them
"Far be it from me to tell anyone how to do anything". 😂 😂😂😂😂
“Surprise pocket sand! Shasha” I love the king of the hill reference, keep posting man I love this shit😂
Love your videos
T90 versus monster truck...i want to see this soooo bad now
Really, they could totally do that, and it would be highly rated and loved by all. Too bad it also serves as little tactical value as the carvings on Ocelot's first revolver, as in none whatsoever. They'd rather just keep that shit studied in a hanger so they can confirm exactly how vulnerable it is to exactly how many types of scenarios. They'll probably have a lojack signal to shut the t90 down with a used carlot keyfob within a few weeks, and then Ukraine will have that too lol. Then they'll take the tanks in the field, rig them to disable the system, and use the t90s themselves. lmao
We need more from the kid. He is my spirit animal
I find the A-10 as mine.
If we brought it all back...wed have to use all of...idk...Arkansas? as a junkyard...😂😂
Russia: We build good military hardware.
Meanwhile: 73 Easting exists.
Russia: We are good at war.
Meanwhile: Russia had [checks notes] all the kill streaks called on it at Khasham
Ah Kasham, when we turned Russia’s plausible deniability against them
@@jejeakle
America: Oh these blood stains weren’t yours? Thank god. That would have caused quite an incident if we just made Canada wince and they were your people
18 sec gang
This is quickly becoming my favorite rabbit hole of comedy to fall down.
Lol love the air quotes bit that comes back every now and then
I really want to be on the Ukraine's side because of all this new equipment their getting but why are they still in a stale mate?
Russia has a lot more meat for the grinder.
@@TheAchilles26 yeah that sounds about right
When your opponent can take 10 to 1 loses as a plan, it’s really hard to change the momentum.
@@badpanda1532 understandable
Because they have good equipment, against a much much larger opponent with worse but not non-existent or non-functional equipment.
It's not Mike Tyson with brass knuckles vs a toddler with a nerf gun, it's more like Floyd Mayweather with a baseball bat vs 14 drunk chicks with wood barstools and broken liquor bottles.
"I'm trying to rid the world of one of the many horrible things I've created"
To quote a Steve Martin movie "Make the bad man stop!!!!!"
I was waiting for Florida to go "That sounds AWESOME!" at the end.
Right on point as usual, HLC. Two thumbs way up, brother.
Pocket sand, I recall my buddy, Dale Gribble employing that tactic
Keep up with the good funny! Would like to see a nuclear sub show up, with your best starcraft ghost sounding voice, threatening nuclear warfare. 😂
3:00 trench warfare is still en vogue. Iran-Iraq War also had trenches and chemical weapons and that was only 40 years ago.
The longer they wait to finish it, the more headwinds they'll see
IM AN AMERICAN AND I KNOW HOW PORTIONS WORK!
YA GOT BREAKFASS, LUNCH, DINNER!
CAINT FOOL ME WITH THEM OL METRIC LEAD HEADS!!!
GOBBLESS!! RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE!!!1!!!!
-Retired Merchant Marine clerk 1969
Problem being is, the military leadership wouldn’t give them a clear green light like that, the marines will be hampered and collared by uncertainty
You mean like how Marines in Beirut weren't allowed to have loaded magazines in their rifles?
OK but maybe we should give the monster truck thing a little more thought? That sounds fucking rad