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U.S. (9 months ago): "I can't shoot at wildfires. I can't shoot at hurricanes." Florida (Next wildfire):

Actually, every pagan and some Christians created a prayer and energy force to stop Katrina, but the pagans in Louisiana got drunk during that big football game and Katrina skittered that way.

🤣 🤣 I had to go back and watch that again 🤣 🤣

The Kids got a great support structure. The 35 and Buff take good care of him.

Texas: Florida are you the reason the Rio Grande Valley is in a drought. Mean while all my southern counties are doing the rain dance.

Everytime he says "don't touch the boats" I think of that Nemo scene...

Touch our boats and things tend to get _real_ fuckin’ *P R O P O R T I O N A L* really quickly for whomever does the touchin’. 👌🏻

I think that the "dont touch the boats" should be delivered by Japan... Every. Single. Time.

Touch the boats and Geandpa Buff and the kid visit unrestricted.

claiming the Houti's haven't killed anyone is so disingenuous or dishonest depending on her level of complicity or ignorance

Best one 😊

"Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair o' kinky boots. I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khakis suit. And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands. We are the British army and we're here to take your land"

Hate to break it to you-Mexico HAS oil-it has a crappy stated owned/run oil industry.

Florida had me LMAO

america doesnt need nukes. we have harp, 1st cern collider, and thor. aka we can microwave combat fields, particle melt any nuclear component, and drop rods at 1/10th speed of light from space that causes an impact 25 times larger then russias tsar by natural force collisions. as that is the top of our declassified projects, and more which is still classified. like f25mk2 hornets + f104d mk2 tomcats aka combat craft not stealth craft, which are better then f22/f23's and if i recall F14s were decommissioned last year, but we still see tomcats on carries... dem be f104's

"The two new craters in Europe and Asia used to be Russia." I love it. ❤️ 😄😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, I hope this doesn't backfire on me. What was your opinion on the comment I posted for the last video?

FYI soccer came from England wasn't changed until Europe started calling it football soccer is British not an American name😊

i ABSOLUTELY love that UK isn't the 'my boats' guy! :)

Yes

As a Finn, if we choose to send experimental weapon systems for a trial, we will do so. What's the big deal?

Missed an opportunity to have the Helena just pop up between the Goshkov and Kazan with a full Kenobi "Hello there." before disappearing back into the deeps as the two Russian ships are just screaming unintelligibly.

This is dumb all my buddies and i in the skill trades make damn good money

The kid be like: "I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes. Mess. Around."

so if anyone wanted to know: 17,000 mph. convert that into seconds gives 4.72222222222 mps convert that into km it's about 7.59 km/s

This is tired material with the boats. It may be true about the boats but we can move forward now.

There was a moment there when the kid showed through as he said "touch my fuckin boats" Soon kid, soon..

The beginning gets me 😂

I’d actually prefer Washington not declare war or anything. I don’t wanna go die for a foreign country

I like the water boy reference simple but effective

Haha way to army ..taking over navy ships now

That new sun over Russia sure is getting bright

I don't know if "Back from the dead" or "Night of the living dead" is worse when it comes to that street meat out there. They both look and act the same.

a tropic or cat1 would be nice. its been hot af

*pans to Japan* *”DOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-“*

Russia: *Touches US boats* USA: *proportional response* USA 10 years later: And that children is why there is a hole in East Ukraine. Student: Then what happened to West Taiwan?

Agreed, please...touch our fucking boats, im begging 🙏🙃

Russia getting really close to starting to compete with Japan's anime industry.

Finland going to do more funny things than what Poland will do

Should've keep going and went with "cheecky" insert insult here.

😂😂😂😂😂

Getting some Borderlands "Crazy Earl" vibes from the state Georgia with that "come back nevah!"

As a Louisianan, it was that easy to avoid hurricane Katrina ..? Get us onto the method please.

As someone who lives deep south of Texas, yes everyone sounds like that, majority is Spanish in some parts, the elderly speak Spanish more than the young crowd like me

Im honestly not going to be surprised if they treid a weapons failure or a missile fall way short or off course that the targets thought it was a weapons test .... Kinda of like 2nd pasific squadron in the ruso Japanese war

Katrina flooded the Florida Keys.

8:58 you kinda got it right. Its yamato not yamamoto. One is a ship the other is a japanese commander in arms basically (forgot his official title)

🤔 I wonder how the Russians are going to handle a hurricane...

I just wish we had a president with the mindset. Or hell, any mindset, really.

Like our boats can’t take a nuke. I mean they won’t work any more, but they can still float. Took two to sink one of our battleships once.

The Iowa’s: so we’re getting the band back together