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  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead Před měsícem +2972

    "In case this ages badly..."
    Dude's savvy, I'll give him that.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 Před měsícem +55

      There was a NUMB3RS episode ages back that completely finished filming and producing an episode... but hadn't aired it when *that exact situation* occurred. They had to air it with an explanation.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris Před měsícem +52

      How much you wanna bet Boeing tries to silence The Buff.
      ...And how much you wanna bet The Buff claps back.

    • @DavidKing-wc3yd
      @DavidKing-wc3yd Před měsícem +26

      That is kinda like when Italians give advice, they end their comment with, "But hey, what do I know?". Just in case you take them up on their recommendation and it ruins your day. 🤗

    • @sjonjones4009
      @sjonjones4009 Před měsícem

      ​@@LucanVarisThey wouldn't have a chance. I don't think there's a meat-based life form that Buff hasn't dropped a bomb on, and he's probably has been the reason for a few species going extinct.

    • @Valiran9
      @Valiran9 Před měsícem +16

      It’s Grandpa Buff. Old man’s been around the block enough times to never discount the universe deciding to fuck over people’s predictions.

  • @ninjamonkeys21
    @ninjamonkeys21 Před měsícem +1869

    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country without one"
    what a banger

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 Před měsícem +50

      Ouch! That’s a 3rd degree burn over 99% of Ivan’s body.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Před měsícem +27

      Turns out sea drones are even more oppressive than aerial ones

    • @checkme1830
      @checkme1830 Před měsícem +19

      It was like watching the hindenburg turn into the fucking titanic

    • @SableZardYT
      @SableZardYT Před měsícem +14

      Bro accuses the UK of escalating and then fires off shots like that

    • @glennpedwell3032
      @glennpedwell3032 Před měsícem +6

      That was some low hanging fruit right there, but oh so juicy 😂😂

  • @MajesticDemonLord
    @MajesticDemonLord Před měsícem +341

    As a Brit, nitpicking pedantry is absolutely one of our national past-times.

    • @rgentry9
      @rgentry9 Před měsícem +15

      And I respect you for that.

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 Před měsícem +14

      I mean it is hilarious. Just remember look away when Canada stops apologizing the next time, we want this one overly quickly. And none of that it's not a checklist.

    • @harveyhams1572
      @harveyhams1572 Před měsícem +10

      I've been in England. Just sitting in a pub and listening to conversations was a blast.

    • @zacharyzier314
      @zacharyzier314 Před měsícem +16

      There are some universal instincts for the Brits: Must drink tea, must drive on the wrong side, must seize French warships, and must never use spices in food.

    • @cptncutleg
      @cptncutleg Před měsícem +7

      ​@@zacharyzier314two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!
      The side we drive on is three times as correct!

  • @phodon129
    @phodon129 Před měsícem +166

    As a Brazilian, we're used to rain, but this was some heavy stuff. "Concrete house being torn out of its foundation and washed away"- tier stuff. Whole families found dead. We're thankful for any S&R help, or just supplies to help the families rebuild.
    At least the ones still alive.

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 Před měsícem +28

      "Concrete house being torn out of its foundation and washed away - tier stuff."
      That helped put it into perspective for me, thanks.

    • @razredge07
      @razredge07 Před měsícem +22

      When a country that's used to flooding asks for help, you don't question them. You just assume they know what they're talking about and help.

    • @droman608
      @droman608 Před měsícem +1

      I pray your government builds storm drains that go to a river or the sea.

    • @phodon129
      @phodon129 Před měsícem +6

      @@droman608 Sadly, no amount of storm drains can handle more than a month's worth of rain in 2 days (in what is already the rainy season.)

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 Před měsícem +4

      Oof. I don't really watch the news (Too politicized these days) and I hadn't heard about this. I'm so sorry. That's insane. Last time I saw that kind of rain, a major metropolitan area ended up with a lower elevation due to the water weight compressing the ground beneath it. Fortunately I managed to get out of town and not deal with it directly.

  • @MWilmott
    @MWilmott Před měsícem +2575

    Fun fact: in Star Wars, the “TIE” in TIE Fighter stands for “Twin Ion Engine”.
    America may have just invented the TIE Fighter.

    • @hummussapien7.6billion68
      @hummussapien7.6billion68 Před měsícem +201

      Does it have the TIE roar?

    • @flyoptimum
      @flyoptimum Před měsícem +227

      Cue the Imperial March

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe Před měsícem +22

      😱😱😱

    • @michaelmagyar5785
      @michaelmagyar5785 Před měsícem +127

      @@flyoptimumwe really need to incorporate that into an alternate national anthem. I mean if we’re going to hear “ lift every voice and sing” every Super Bowl, we can get an imperial march

    • @Atlas3060
      @Atlas3060 Před měsícem +167

      Thus one step closer to my earlier theory that the Buff will be a Star Destroyer some day.
      Go ahead and mock me, scoff if you dare, but history will prove me right!

  • @Tservo243
    @Tservo243 Před měsícem +2427

    "Raise hell, praise Dale, make sure russia fails" Had me dying 😆

  • @BladeLigerV
    @BladeLigerV Před měsícem +91

    "there's the empire we know and used to hate" I. Am. WHEEZING.

    • @andrabook8758
      @andrabook8758 Před 21 dnem +1

      welll.....i mean it is Ruzzia's imperialism we're actually dealing with, the UK is just trying to get the wording right :). lol.

  • @Treilerk
    @Treilerk Před měsícem +63

    Grandpa Buff has no chill or filter to tell uncomfortable truths, and I'm here for it. Loved him roasting Boeing with facts.

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler Před měsícem +2

      being almost as old and having lived on AF bases much of my childhood, that's how you get at a certain age

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 Před 10 dny

      Isn't Buff built by Boeing, though?

  • @mochathegrande3640
    @mochathegrande3640 Před měsícem +1214

    Born to late to fight in the Middle East, born to early to fight in the Middle East, born just in time to fight in the Middle East.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 Před měsícem +150

      - Practically everyone who's ever lived in the last ~5000 years

    • @susanstarks109
      @susanstarks109 Před měsícem

      In other words, they are always fighting in the Middle East. They’ve been at it for literally thousands of years. I doubt if they will ever stop.

    • @thatponytailguy
      @thatponytailguy Před měsícem +16

      Amen

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers Před měsícem

      There has never been peace in the Middle East and most likely never will.

    • @richardfabacher3705
      @richardfabacher3705 Před měsícem

      @@benn454 It's almost like WW 1 had to destroy the Ottomans to keep that pesky "Peace" out of the Middle East.

  • @Billy_Rizzle
    @Billy_Rizzle Před měsícem +775

    "The SU 57 doesn't have a radar cross section, it's got a zip code"
    Damn! The kid downed another plane with words again

  • @tinoduran4557
    @tinoduran4557 Před měsícem +28

    Former spacecraft technician here,
    Honestly, Boeing didn't run into anything that isn't typical for building a space bird. And this isn't their first 'shuttle type Craft'.
    Look into the X-37b

    • @YaBigDummi
      @YaBigDummi Před 28 dny +2

      Piggy backing here: x37b has like, eight or so years of orbital missions under its belt. Starliner may be a debacle, but Boeing does operate some really amazing space craft.
      And yes, The Great China has copies it and has flown it as well.

  • @doubleeeandree1335
    @doubleeeandree1335 Před měsícem +13

    "This technology will not be used, to make, weap-- oh boy" love that dictator movie reference🤣

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 Před 10 dny

      Well, it has the same power draw as a large hand drill, and generates at most 70 milliNewtons of thrust.
      Michael Bay: "I'm not overdoing the slow motion, that's just how it really looks!"

  • @scourgey4205
    @scourgey4205 Před měsícem +591

    The ULTIMATE in combat participation trophies!!!
    The, “I survived America” medal! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rednovastrum2475
      @rednovastrum2475 Před měsícem +12

      i think only 3 nations have that medal....

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 Před měsícem +15

      @@rednovastrum2475 I believe you may be close, Uk+Canada (draw 1812) and Vietnam.
      anyone reading this add your own knowledge to the list

    • @chrisreynolds6143
      @chrisreynolds6143 Před měsícem +12

      ​@@thundabolt7867 Afghanistan...I mean look at 2001 Afghanistan and look at 2024 Afghanistan.
      But yeah...short list. Oh and Russia...for now

    • @TheWasatchCrown
      @TheWasatchCrown Před měsícem +24

      @@chrisreynolds6143 I'm not sure only 20% of a battalion not being turned into glass in Syria would be considered a Russian W. Thats less survival and more we needed someone to deliver the message. 😂

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Před měsícem

      ​@@thundabolt7867 "Draw 1812"? LOL. We lost that war, even on paper. We lost They marched right up the middle of DC and proceeded to burn down pretty much every bit of the federal government. DoS, DoW, Treasury, the Senate and House, and the Executive Mansion. The British whooping our asses in 1812 is the whole reason we even have a White House, we tried to hide the smoke damage. And they did this while shelling the hell out of our largest mid-Atlantic port and bankrupting Alexandria. Then they went back to harassing our sailors which was the whole reason we started that war.
      Korean War
      US vs Cuba (Bay of Pigs)
      Paiwan War
      2nd Samoan War

  • @gregpearce
    @gregpearce Před měsícem +527

    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country that doesn't have one"? The best humor is always TRUE

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Před měsícem

      But it ain't the Ukrainian navy ... it's U$A supplied drones that's also commandeered by them .

    • @Treilerk
      @Treilerk Před měsícem +3

      That's one hell of a sweet burn.

    • @zacharyfreelove6101
      @zacharyfreelove6101 Před měsícem

      They also lost a naval battle to a land locked country once

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 Před měsícem +3

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Which part of "doesn't have one" made you think they were saying they have a navy? Also, you might want to break out your handy Russian propaganda to English dictionary. Giving someone else something of your own volition doesn't mean they commandeered what you handed them.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris Před měsícem +9

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 "But it ain't the Ukrainian navy..."
      Yeah, that's kinda the point. Ukraine doesn't even _need_ a Navy, to rough up Russia's. How is that possible, you may ask? It's because either Ukraine is just that good nowadays, or Russia's just that trash.

  • @weslayinit6078
    @weslayinit6078 Před měsícem +5

    "There's the Empire we know and used to hate" What a perfect complement for our tea-drinking relatives.

  • @somedude5414
    @somedude5414 Před měsícem +11

    "Electric Boogaloo" references NEVER get old!

  • @NascarF1_driver
    @NascarF1_driver Před měsícem +965

    “A Brazilian people have drowned”
    BRO IM DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @researcherchameleon4602
      @researcherchameleon4602 Před měsícem +7

      I don’t get the joke, was that racist, a reference to something, or a reference to something racist?
      Edit: turns out the joke is that the word “Brazilian” sounds like “billion”, you can stop explaining the joke now, read the other replies, you are not the first person to see this, this is the second time something like this has happened, a while ago, I joked about Chernobyl creating the fungus from the last of us, but 500 or so people saw it, didn’t see it was just a joke, and went “🤓erm, actually”, all explaining that it is not realistic for a fungus to survive radiation and mutate to survive humans (even tho mold in Chernobyl has already evolved to photosynthesize with the radiation, and the silver leaf fungus evolved to grow in humans), and none of them saw that other people made the exact same comment before typing their own

    • @NascarF1_driver
      @NascarF1_driver Před měsícem +35

      @@researcherchameleon4602it’s like a billion or a million Brazilian people, get it? Because Brazilian and billion

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus Před měsícem

      Yeah that
      Geez not EVERY joke we make over here is based on race, sex and religion.
      Sometimes its to make fun of math illiteracy too; gotta include the stupid people yknow?​@@researcherchameleon4602

    • @SodapopKevin
      @SodapopKevin Před měsícem +33

      @@researcherchameleon4602 There is a slang word, "bajillion", used to describe a number that's very large number and bajillion sounds a lot of Brazilian.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn Před měsícem +8

      I was eating lunch XD damn near spit my soda all over my screen

  • @SniperSensai97
    @SniperSensai97 Před měsícem +219

    "Conflict of interest? No *chuckles*. I got interest in conflict."
    - Some renegade 90s movie character probably

    • @ohno6528
      @ohno6528 Před měsícem +4

      - Sundowner

    • @trslimritz
      @trslimritz Před měsícem +5

      Captain Havoc, that you?

    • @rebeccamount50
      @rebeccamount50 Před měsícem +1

      MAVERICK!!!!!

    • @michlo3393
      @michlo3393 Před měsícem +1

      Could be an 80's B movie villain or something Eric Roberts said in one of his 9,000 straight to VHS movies.

  • @jtroopa
    @jtroopa Před měsícem +8

    I need you to know, as someone who regularly works on spacecraft at... uh, the one who launches them all the time, we use a SHIIIIITLOAD of tape. Garbageloads of tape of all sizes and types are used all the time and everywhere. Most are purpose-built to be nonflammable and non-outgassing.

    • @KillerRabbit1975
      @KillerRabbit1975 Před měsícem +1

      A shuttle never went up without a roll of duct tape.

    • @jimluebke3869
      @jimluebke3869 Před 10 dny

      Kapton FTW! Don't forget your ESD safe dispensers.
      There are some fun "Lessons re-learned" stories coming out of your production line. Was something like this one of them?
      Do you have a "forgot to bolt the spacecraft down for the hydraulic lift operation" story yet? I swear, every highbay seems to have one. It's appalling. Just weld a damn bolt box to the side of the lift, with the message "THE BOLTS GO ON THE DOCKING RING OR IN THE BOX OR YOU GET FIRED" stenciled on in bright orange paint.

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul Před měsícem +11

    Removing the pollution from Space Launches would be one of these 'holy grails.'
    Thank you for the space update, I enjoy waking to better news!

  • @nomore8042
    @nomore8042 Před měsícem +264

    You got this old Navy Veteran with "why is your Navy being lost to a Country that doesn't have one." You slay me !!!!

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Před měsícem

      U$A supplied and commandeered drones .

    • @KenanVonKaiser
      @KenanVonKaiser Před měsícem +2

      Except That Never Happened!

    • @aperson6799
      @aperson6799 Před měsícem

      ⁠@@KenanVonKaiser I think it’s common knowledge at this point that the Russian navy… is SO horrendously terrible, that it shouldn’t be surprising that they’ve even lost *two submarines* and the *Moskva* to a country *who does not have a navy.*

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 Před měsícem +4

      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 I don’t think commandeered means what you think it means

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao Před měsícem +9

      Wouldn't be the first time Russians lost a Navy vessel to a country without one. It sat on a lake, was too big to leave said lake, got captured by a LANDLOCKED NATION, who proceeded to use it against the Russians as artillery fire via cannon.

  • @SomeRandomPersonOnTheNet
    @SomeRandomPersonOnTheNet Před měsícem +341

    “Let me break this sh!t down Barney style” 😂

  • @mwhe3111
    @mwhe3111 Před měsícem +3

    These Scott Ritter references never fail to make me giggle. 😀

  • @airplanenut89
    @airplanenut89 Před měsícem +10

    Saw your take on Afghanistan on Unsubscribed, couldn't agree more. We won the battles, lost statistically less people over 20 years than in one day on 9/11. We did our job but we could only do so much before the Afghan government had to step up and give a damn. Not the best exit but without the will to keep what we were trying to give them, it was always going to end like that.
    My recruiter, who had served over there, once told me that ""we should have put the women in charge, they were the only ones actually working".

    • @victorhurwitz5559
      @victorhurwitz5559 Před 13 dny +1

      Would they have gotten more done? I am not part of the military, so I don't understand. Sorry.

    • @airplanenut89
      @airplanenut89 Před 13 dny

      @@victorhurwitz5559 At some point the Afghans were just going to have to step up, and take charge of their own government, and their own defense. Unfortunately not enough (at least the ones with power) really cared enough to do so. Admittedly about the only thing I can think of that the US could have done better in those 20 years (barring changing the whole operation from the start) would have been choosing better friends to give that power to. It's sad especially when you know Afghanistan used to have a relatively stable central government until the USSR decided to fuck with that.

  • @Nidhogg13
    @Nidhogg13 Před měsícem +363

    I work in the space launch industry. The tape on Starliner (and many other spacecraft) is fiberglass tape used to bundle and route wiring. Apparently Boeing used the wrong kind of tape in an area that was going to experience heat greater than that tape is rated for.
    Orbital velocity is Mach 25, so Mach 11 is lowballing escape velocity by quite a bit.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios Před měsícem

      I wonder if Trump laxing rules and regulations has anything to do with all of a sudden things not being up to code...

    • @ragingauroch1690
      @ragingauroch1690 Před měsícem +50

      To be that douche, "orbital" velocity is dependent on what your orbital is ie low earth? Geostationary? Just inside the earth's range to be considered holding a satellite in a stable orbit? Also, technically, "escape velocity" could be anything greater than 1G acceleration moving constantly, consistently, and directly away from the center of earth's gravitational center.

    • @janzwendelaar907
      @janzwendelaar907 Před měsícem +51

      > Apparently Boeing used the wrong tape...
      That company needs an overhaul yesterday

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 Před měsícem +21

      Huh. I'd have thought they'd use zip ties like us plebians who build manufacturing equipment. Not that I'm shocked they use tape _somewhere,_ but do you know if there's a specific reason why they went with a tape that has to be three times more expensive than the equivalent zip tie?
      Wait, I think I answered my own question: wouldn't want to crimp data cables by cranking the zip tie too tight. Still curious if you have a different answer, though.

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 Před měsícem +12

      @@ragingauroch1690don’t forget “sub-orbital” is still a type of orbital trajectory

  • @austintravers7196
    @austintravers7196 Před měsícem +392

    Day after day, i check youtube at the same time for this man and no one else

  • @B1G61
    @B1G61 Před měsícem +8

    From the UK said you haven't tested it in any third world country. I was expecting the US to respond with. I learned it from you

  • @jesseharris1737
    @jesseharris1737 Před měsícem +3

    Buffs ready for his next upgrade. Ion thrusters here we come!! Go Buff!

    • @TheOneWhoMightBe
      @TheOneWhoMightBe Před měsícem

      They haven't even fitted him out with his Quantum Torpedoes yet!

  • @PLScypion
    @PLScypion Před měsícem +264

    As a Polish person on one hand I don't war in my country or any other. We had 10 times too many of them in last thousand years of our history here already. But on the other hand I am 100% that parody Poland in your videos that woke up this century and craves VENGEANCE

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 Před měsícem +9

      Good news is the Hyundai tanks that Poland is buying will hold up against Russia's best. Bad news is that German Tanks are better than the Hyundai ones, and thanks to the Ukraine war, Tanks are now the Battleships of land warfare, impressive, and scary as hell to see one mad at you, but ultimately dated, and at best now in a support role when total Air superiority is not in effect.

    • @wb9504
      @wb9504 Před měsícem

      As a Pole. I agree with this take. There’s 1000 years of ancestral vengeance ready to come to the surface. Poland Ukraine and Lithuania really need to resurrect the commonwealth.
      The winged hussars, and Tanc a Lelec playing in my head simultaneously.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před měsícem +10

      ​@@twotone3471People have been saying that about tanks since the end of WW1.

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 Před měsícem +1

      @@CptJistuce No need to get your knickers in a twist, there will eventually be decent anti-drone countermeasures so that Tanks will be back in business. As with all things military, what's new will be countered eventually, and balance out (minus for Horse Calvary, those guys are out of a job) eventually. But for now, Drone > Tank.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před měsícem +9

      @@twotone3471 My knickers are quite fine as they are. I'm just amused that people keep saying "tanks are over, their time in the sun is past" after... basically every war tanks are involved in... and tanks keep being relevant in spite of it.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen Před měsícem +97

    "I'mjust too old to give a damm"
    We need more people with that mindset to speak up.

    • @WowCreativeUsername
      @WowCreativeUsername Před měsícem +5

      Seeing how many Boomers complain about the littlest things, they already do.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 Před měsícem

      No we bloody well don't; you built your entire political system out of that mindset and it's killing you because it doesn't have to care about living for that long.

  • @HolyR0man3mpire
    @HolyR0man3mpire Před měsícem +2

    This is my daily news, I love watching these thanks for making all of them!
    RAISE HAIL PRAISE DAIL

  • @TheRunaway115
    @TheRunaway115 Před měsícem +2

    “Let me break this down Barney style”
    That shit took me back. Not only that but it’s my favorite saying

  • @megalungs
    @megalungs Před měsícem +88

    Hehe Scottish guy here laughed so hard with " there's the empire we used to hate" oh thank u so much for that bit 😂

    • @ericrose2409
      @ericrose2409 Před měsícem

      I hope this guy represents us well 😂

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 Před měsícem +106

    “Why do you keep losing your ships to a country without one?”. That just had me reeling from how hilarious it was.

  • @westvirginian7412
    @westvirginian7412 Před měsícem +4

    Grandpa Buff is a legendary savage. 😅 His generation's attitude, in part, is why we have such a military prowess in modern warfare. Thank you for your service, ol' timer. You're a son of a bitchin' superhero. 🇺🇸🥹

  • @MetalFalcon99
    @MetalFalcon99 Před měsícem +1

    Holy shit they got the 57 operational enough they feel they can fly it over/around a combat zone. They really stepping up their game

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před měsícem +260

    If I had a nickel for every Boeing whistle-blower who was never seen nor heard from again, I'd have two nickels.
    Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice right?

    • @tigeritachi643
      @tigeritachi643 Před měsícem +25

      12 nickels now.

    • @GOKUISTHEBOMB
      @GOKUISTHEBOMB Před měsícem

      @@knightaries13 : There is always that one DUMBASS who brings up politics.
      No, seriously, go back to the hole you crawled out of you drama seeking loser.

    • @user-gc8qv9gr2b
      @user-gc8qv9gr2b Před měsícem +14

      @@tigeritachi643I’m sorry I think I misread you… *12?!?!*

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios Před měsícem +11

      ​@tigeritachi643
      Nah, you're lying. You're pulling my leg. Right?
      RIGHT?!

    • @Zsoltosz1
      @Zsoltosz1 Před měsícem +11

      @@TheRibottoStudios nope. he is probaly corect. Just also other topics not only Boing.

  • @joshuachandler1750
    @joshuachandler1750 Před měsícem +119

    As a Brit I do love it when the UK gets some really good lines like the one in this video.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Před měsícem +3

      Am I wrong in thinking that the explanation "England" gave sounds like something England would say?

    • @csvickers151
      @csvickers151 Před měsícem +1

      @@davidgoodnow269is it wrong though??

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Před měsícem +3

      @@csvickers151 I don't know, I haven't watched GB News yet today. But somehow they miss a lot of stories like this, so I thought, "Ask a Brit."

    • @dreamypizza8458
      @dreamypizza8458 Před měsícem +8

      @@davidgoodnow269 absolutely. we love loopholes (aslong as it pertains to fucking with people)

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler Před měsícem +3

      "There's the Empire we know and used to hate!"

  • @marktisdale7935
    @marktisdale7935 Před měsícem +2

    Wow, that, "Why do you keep losing your Navy to a nation without one?" Was fire.

  • @ithiriaderitan1745
    @ithiriaderitan1745 Před měsícem +3

    As retired navy... damnit HLC. Coffee does not go through the nose...
    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country without one"
    *gets towel to clean up coffee mess*

  • @elliottpeterson5021
    @elliottpeterson5021 Před měsícem +313

    Tell the kid about the delta dart!! An American interceptor that served for years, but was retired before a single air to air!!

    • @dapperdabber13
      @dapperdabber13 Před měsícem +55

      Jesus Christ DO YOU WANT the kid to just absolutely lose his sht?!

    • @Rouge_GamingYT
      @Rouge_GamingYT Před měsícem +11

      @@dapperdabber13I know I wouldn’t

    • @Cobra-King3
      @Cobra-King3 Před měsícem +32

      ​@@dapperdabber13RIGHT?! Not only will he be even more pissed but he'll actually believe it may come true because of PRECEDENCE

    • @chloeholmes4641
      @chloeholmes4641 Před měsícem

      ​@@dapperdabber13 wait till you meet his canadian counter part that was built in the 50's to yeet Nuclear rockets at formations of russian bombers.
      It was called the *Avro Arrow!* 🇨🇦

    • @elliottpeterson5021
      @elliottpeterson5021 Před měsícem +55

      @@dapperdabber13 yesss!! I imagine 35 dropping the news accidentally. Then utter silence from buff, f16, c130, ships, sams, everything. Then f22 just kinda has a building scream! Alarm bells in the us, Japan starts crying and incoherently babbling about boats, the uk is missing (you just hear running footsteps and a door closing), and russia acts like Russia and says it’s no big deal.

  • @justnicolas8295
    @justnicolas8295 Před měsícem +58

    As a Brazilian, I am happy and surprised by Brazil's appearance on this channel.
    Also about the accent you got close enough.

  • @deandremignott4675
    @deandremignott4675 Před měsícem

    “Why you keep loosing your Navy to a country without one”. Bbbbaaarrrrrrz!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 what a finisher👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @donbrunodelamancha1927
    @donbrunodelamancha1927 Před měsícem +1

    “Why do you keep loosing your Navy to a country without one?” SAVAGELY LEGENDARY‼️✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

  • @Typhyr
    @Typhyr Před měsícem +32

    Escorted by 3 SU-35's was indeed extremely specific.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Před měsícem +48

    Russia: Sends its forces to take over an American military facility.
    America’s military: I don’t like that toy. I already broke it. I want something better to play with

    • @Ragingroxes
      @Ragingroxes Před měsícem +8

      I JUST MADE A FUCKING TIE FIGHTER, while your using wood screws and lying about everything Russia. (insane F- 22 noises in background)

  • @user-nb7fb4cw7c
    @user-nb7fb4cw7c Před 25 dny

    I love your content man. Every video is awesome. You're educational and comedic at the same time. Tbh, you also really helped me to realize how much the transportation and weapons in the military have developed over the years. You're an amazing creator and teacher man.

  • @mepps7706
    @mepps7706 Před měsícem +2

    HLC is awesome… cant watch for 1min without getting something to look up and fall down a rabbit hole… 5min+ … crap I’ll be up all night… for me thats quality content

  • @edwardbryan9501
    @edwardbryan9501 Před měsícem +32

    "Why did you lose your navy to a country without one?"
    Burnt and crispy!

    • @csvickers151
      @csvickers151 Před měsícem +1

      More like credibility that’s currently lying at the bottom of the Black Sea 😂

  • @Knights_Oath
    @Knights_Oath Před měsícem +25

    Soooo.... funny story, there were boats in Helmand Provience on Camp Leatherneck. A supply guy put in the the wrong item code when ordering equipment. And there were several boats just sitting in a supply yard in 2011.

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner Před měsícem +4

      Just like how someone did the exact same but with tank turrets on an aircraft carrier? 😂😂

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 Před měsícem +1

      That actually makes my heart happy in a weird way 😂 thanks for sharing!

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne Před měsícem

      Good Lord!?!?!?!

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Před 27 dny +1

      ​​@@MultiMachinegunner
      If it had only been the other way around, a modern P.1000 Ratte

  • @Apgl257
    @Apgl257 Před měsícem +3

    I'd say the Brits have been very patient with Russia's shenanigans against their country. About time they pushed back a little

  • @zacharymabb4873
    @zacharymabb4873 Před měsícem +1

    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country without one" the burn went so hard i SCREAMED!

  • @Sgtgump9873
    @Sgtgump9873 Před měsícem +46

    Gotta love when the us accidentally invents stuff for space exploration when trying to make better weapons

    • @Ange1ofD4rkness
      @Ange1ofD4rkness Před měsícem +13

      They just follow the 3M approach. Went to make an adhesive, invested the sticky note

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 Před měsícem +13

      Accidental inventions are the best inventions.
      Case in point: Plastic wrap or "cellophane" wrap. That was just a weird by-product left behind in a beaker of a scientist after an experiment. He then realized its applications, and boom, we have plastic wrap, used by many for food stuff!

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Před měsícem +10

      WD-40 was specifically invented for use on American ICBMs, it just happens to work really well on other things too.

    • @JohnWilliamNowak
      @JohnWilliamNowak Před měsícem +4

      Same as it's always been. The Saturn IB was the first crewed space launcher that didn't start life as a ballistic missile.

    • @Badjujubee
      @Badjujubee Před měsícem +2

      @@JohnWilliamNowak But was derived from tankage from the Jupiter missle/Redstone rocket. Von Braun and the crew really lego'd the heck out of the Saturn series XD

  • @thesilentprotagonist2734
    @thesilentprotagonist2734 Před měsícem +105

    Boeing: “Tada, here's our new plane. This baby is beautiful.”
    Me: “Nice how fast does it fly?”
    Boeing: “Who the fuck said anything about flying?”

    • @justincombs7433
      @justincombs7433 Před měsícem +9

      Anyone can make anything 'fly', landing however......

    • @metalax2
      @metalax2 Před měsícem +2

      @@justincombs7433 You can make anything land... once.

    • @Befread
      @Befread Před měsícem +1

      ​@@metalax2or "fly" once

  • @wolfbyte3171
    @wolfbyte3171 Před měsícem +3

    0:36 Ah, ah, he said it! Does the BUFF keep a payload of bananas aboard?

  • @deirdrecorey3876
    @deirdrecorey3876 Před 26 dny

    A BRAZILLION PEOPLE!!!!! Please bless & protect the Brazilian citizens.... ❤

  • @thescholarofAK
    @thescholarofAK Před měsícem +179

    I’d say you absolutely roasted Boeing but I’m pretty sure that’s the one thing that hasn’t happened on one of their planes yet.

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 Před měsícem +9

      Don't give them ideas.

    • @CKOD
      @CKOD Před měsícem +17

      The Apollo 1 capsule was made by North American Aviation, who merged into North American Rockwell, who later sold their defense and space division to Boeing in 1996. So a "Boeing" vehicle has roasted its occupants.

    • @zoevalk8645
      @zoevalk8645 Před měsícem +2

      YET being the operative word here.

    • @c0d3warrior
      @c0d3warrior Před měsícem +8

      ​@@CKODOoooffff. Also there's South African Airways Flight 295, which was a 747-200 Combi. Though it's unlikely the fire was Boeing's fault.

    • @flaviosalatino8192
      @flaviosalatino8192 Před měsícem

      He was talking about the Boeing Starliner spacecraft, not the planes

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP Před měsícem +179

    Boeing has milked the taxpayers for years.

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 Před měsícem +11

      Welcome to..... big business? Pork barrel politics? No, anything with a government contract.

    • @jasonsandoval3823
      @jasonsandoval3823 Před měsícem +3

      Right, they should send the business to Russia and China, heck even N. Korea.

    • @celtics425
      @celtics425 Před měsícem +10

      Pretty funny when there are 737's taking off something like every 3 seconds and landing safely every single day!! Go ahead and figure out what percentage of flights experience major issues? I'll wait..(yes, I agree the number should be 0, but what you'll find is something less than 1%)

    • @Chaotic_Pixie
      @Chaotic_Pixie Před měsícem +10

      DUUUDE. Boeing doesn’t milk the tax payers for anything. All the defense contractors have to compete for contracts… and those contracts keep untold numbers of individuals employed. It’s not just the bigwigs, but the designers & engineers, the Union assembly crews, all the smaller businesses that contract with a defense contractor for the things on the airplane/helicopter/ship/submarine/etc… from the firearms to the computer tech stuff to the precision made parts to the paint… and then there are all the people who are employed producing the parts & raw materials that make up the items made by the sub-contractors that go on the vehicle made by the defense contractor.
      Going after Boeing or any other major corporation that, and I emphasize this part greatly, is ultimately responsible for the employment of untold numbers of people is like cutting down the forest to prevent a forest fire when clearing out the underbrush & pruning weak saplings would have sufficed. And that doesn’t even account for Boeing Commercial and Boeing Space and how they figure into the economic web of well-being for everyone tied into the Boeing tree. You’d honestly need a degree in economics to start to comprehend the intricacies and the fallout when a key piece is removed from the web.

    • @scottmacgregor3444
      @scottmacgregor3444 Před měsícem +5

      @@Chaotic_Pixie and that's why you should be happy about $500 toilet seats.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Před měsícem +2

    About Starliner, the Atlas V it’s launching off of is incredibly reliable AND NOT MADE BY BOEING, so it’s most likely going to be a capsule issue if anything.

  • @blendpinexus1416
    @blendpinexus1416 Před měsícem

    oh man, this guy's punchlines are always a treat. and packing so many into each video is just pure platinum treats

    • @blendpinexus1416
      @blendpinexus1416 Před měsícem

      @t-e-legram_HabitualLinecrosser quit impersonating him. get out. shoo. no one wants you around.

  • @jillscott4029
    @jillscott4029 Před měsícem +18

    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country without one?" HAD me! 😆😆😆

  • @redbeard5939
    @redbeard5939 Před měsícem +13

    Grandpa Buff having the forethought to prempt clapback; wow, that's surprisin-... oh my god, he really can see the future can't he‽

  • @ChildofC-53
    @ChildofC-53 Před měsícem

    Baby Texas always gets me 🤣🤣. That badass little country!

  • @KnawedOne
    @KnawedOne Před 14 dny

    I absolutely love this channel! Thank you HLC. ♥️♥️

  • @TheAsigmaOfNone
    @TheAsigmaOfNone Před měsícem +35

    5mins!? What a treat!

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Před měsícem +67

    0:50 I’ve been by their office in Chicago. They had their private security spooking anyone who was there with signs about their deaths. They get this thousand yard stare whenever it is mentioned.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 Před měsícem +4

      I am pretty sure that with all the vets to get out over the past twenty years, all private corporate security everywhere is loaded up with guys who aren't really looking at _you_ while thinking of ways _a person_ might die.
      Like the time David Drake was working as a bus driver after he came back from Vietnam, and a regular passenger asked him what he was reading during a layover before the next run. He flips the cover up where she can read it: _How to Kill._ (If you are unfamiliar, that was a pamphlet series -- I think it was eight volumes -- published by Paladin Press.)

  • @Blazen204
    @Blazen204 Před měsícem +1

    4:23 Nice Admiral General Aladeen reference made me start watching that movie 😂😂😂

  • @Jujoji
    @Jujoji Před měsícem +1

    As someone from Florida, I am totally behind the State of Florida clowning on Brazil. If you live in Florida you know why

  • @reverseshotgun721
    @reverseshotgun721 Před měsícem +16

    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country without one" is so fucking cold holy shit

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Před měsícem +11

    Something about the B-52 of all characters criticizing Boeing is just extra special 😂

    • @williamfoote2888
      @williamfoote2888 Před měsícem +3

      Grandpa Buff is my favorite character.
      I’m still giggling over
      ‘What’s a photon torpedo?’

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 Před 29 dny

      ​​@@williamfoote2888 What? It doesn't say that. (Under breath) Air Force, I told you to fucking redact that!

  • @Cody___
    @Cody___ Před dnem

    "Why do you keep losing your Navy to a country without one?" Had me dying 😂

  • @iamza.
    @iamza. Před měsícem

    I'll never get tired if "raise hell, praise Dale!"😂

  • @LadyWarmachine
    @LadyWarmachine Před měsícem +41

    Su-57 doesn't have an RCS. It has a zip code. ROAAAAASTED.

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Před měsícem +70

    America: Develops the ability to maneuver at Mach 11-plus that is not going to be used in future technology.
    Russia: That’s oddly specific language.
    DoD: It sure is now isn’t it?

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite Před měsícem +8

      America always had a niche for inventing supersonic jets way before it’s time I remember hearing about this fighter jet that was so fast and accelerated so fast that it hurt the people flying it or something like that I don’t remember the full story but TLDR they’ve done something like this before this is just on a whole new level
      Like HLC said himself “with the military budget big enough to fight God“ he wasn’t kidding

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 Před měsícem +5

      @@stargazer-elite That's pretty much the F-16, it has software limits on it's flight dynamics that are a lot of times there to avoid injuring the pilot.

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE Před měsícem +7

      ​@stargazer-elite you are thinking of the XF-84H Thunderscreech its a jet with a propeller connected to the jet turbine quite literally it doesn't have a transmission lol.

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite Před měsícem +1

      @@WE_DONT_LIE ah thanks

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Před měsícem +7

      ​@@WE_DONT_LIEthe issue with the Thunderscreech was that it was too fucking loud and was going to be a maintenance nightmare for just the propellers alone.

  • @Greyapas
    @Greyapas Před měsícem

    HLC, i needed your brand of humour today. Thank you.

  • @danielle2451
    @danielle2451 Před 4 dny

    Born in Florida, raised the rest of the way in Texas. Your channel is amazing

  • @GhostNinja987
    @GhostNinja987 Před měsícem +9

    "Su 57 doesn't have a radar cross section.... It has a ZIP Code." F-22 was waiting to pull that one

  • @kelltainer2542
    @kelltainer2542 Před měsícem +23

    Man I saw the Boeing logo with a face and immediately just went “ah shit, here we go again”

  • @blitskreegdeantioch5851
    @blitskreegdeantioch5851 Před měsícem

    The jokes from Florida
    are therapeutic humor. Thank you, HLC.

  • @vm_vr7216
    @vm_vr7216 Před měsícem +3

    4:12 was a good use of The Dictator Quote Over There 🤣

  • @bamacopeland4372
    @bamacopeland4372 Před měsícem +26

    My nose is hurting from my coke I was drinking spewing out my nose laughing out the Brazilian joke.
    Well played HLC.

    • @gingermcgingin4106
      @gingermcgingin4106 Před měsícem +4

      Your nose hurts, huh?...What kind of coke you got?

    • @bamacopeland4372
      @bamacopeland4372 Před měsícem

      @@gingermcgingin4106 Coca-Cola

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 Před měsícem +1

      @@bamacopeland4372 ah the gas passing through the nostrils and leaving your nose yeah not fun

    • @ditto7047
      @ditto7047 Před měsícem

      ​@@bamacopeland4372
      Like, old school Cola?

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Před měsícem

      Ah yes... the coke you were "drinking."
      (Kidding, I've spewed soda out my nose, burns like hell, but you know anything about "nose" and "coke" on the internet is gonna bring in the jokesters.)

  • @chad1dahc
    @chad1dahc Před měsícem +27

    I love this channel I come from the other side of the political fence but dear God do I love some aspects of this country and you make such a fun banter

  • @inucha5
    @inucha5 Před měsícem

    “Why do you keep losing your Navy to a country without one” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @ssaraccoii
    @ssaraccoii Před měsícem

    That last line! (Chef’s kiss!).

  • @H4L0GUY117
    @H4L0GUY117 Před měsícem +10

    i WOULD say something about Boeing if i wasn't fearful of disappearing

  • @billcook7285
    @billcook7285 Před měsícem +8

    A "BRAZILIAN" people. 😂😂
    Yeah, that's never going to get old. 😂

  • @dougf1249
    @dougf1249 Před 25 dny

    That ending joke was the best!!
    😆😂🤣

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 Před měsícem

    Man i appreciate your work on all the accents

  • @Angl0sax0nknight
    @Angl0sax0nknight Před měsícem +11

    An ion thruster that can work in an atmosphere, that’s alien tech right there

    • @Xyler94
      @Xyler94 Před měsícem +4

      Oooh I can't wait for the headline "First passenger plane with ION Thrusters"...

    • @LPvi1
      @LPvi1 Před měsícem +1

      @@Xyler94I was thinking Space force might be the first getting the new toys

    • @dentonator2010
      @dentonator2010 Před měsícem

      That's because it doesn't work in the atmosphere. It does have the efficiency to get from LEO to the moon, which is a major advancement. It won't get off Earth though.

    • @Angl0sax0nknight
      @Angl0sax0nknight Před měsícem

      @@dentonator2010 ahhh your a major downer, I thought there was real alien tech being used

    • @dentonator2010
      @dentonator2010 Před měsícem

      @@Angl0sax0nknight haha sorry, not yet

  • @mischabarbanel1593
    @mischabarbanel1593 Před měsícem +6

    Boing: builds planes that start to self destruct
    Also Boing : we prioritize safety

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 Před měsícem

      We Prioritize Safety....and if you disagree, expect an untimely demise if you squeal on us!

  • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
    @Allan_aka_RocKITEman Před měsícem

    _Grandpa Buff_ has NO FILTER, and I love it...🤭

  • @ericrose2409
    @ericrose2409 Před měsícem

    I just want to say every video is a 10/10 man. Keep it up!!!

  • @salenstormwing
    @salenstormwing Před měsícem +8

    I'm telling you, this is just the Locker Sketch from You Can't Do That On Television.
    US: "Oh Russia."
    Russia: "Yes, American Pig?"
    US: "I heard you say you have a 5th gen aircraft!"
    Russia: "Yes, the Su-57! It is glorious."
    US: "Yeah, that's how I know it isn't. Because you're mouth was moving."
    Russia: "Oh... ha-ha." *closes locker*

  • @Alano_Dominica
    @Alano_Dominica Před měsícem +9

    "Why do you keep losing your navy to a country that doesn't have one?" Bro I'm dying from that 💀🤣

    • @Alano_Dominica
      @Alano_Dominica Před měsícem

      @@dentonator2010 not what I was talking about but okay

    • @dentonator2010
      @dentonator2010 Před měsícem

      @@Alano_Dominica sorry, comment ended up in wrong thread.

    • @Alano_Dominica
      @Alano_Dominica Před měsícem

      @dentonator2010 lol no worries

  • @ninjaoffire6963
    @ninjaoffire6963 Před měsícem +1

    the fact the Boeing launch was scrubbed last minute makes it even funnier

  • @howellerOU812
    @howellerOU812 Před měsícem

    By far, the best thing on my feed! 👍🖖

  • @tearstoneactual9773
    @tearstoneactual9773 Před měsícem +21

    A potentially Mach 11 ion thruster? Oh, I'm so hard right now. You know what comes next, right? Fkn TIE-Fighters.

    • @TheOneWhoMightBe
      @TheOneWhoMightBe Před měsícem

      America is gonna build a Millennium Falcon, isn't it.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Před měsícem

      @@TheOneWhoMightBe No, no.
      We're the good guys, not the royalist terrorists.

    • @foughtflea9201
      @foughtflea9201 Před 28 dny

      ​@TheOneWhoMightBe nah, that's too small, we're going to ATTEMPT to build a star destroyer first 😂

  • @frozendefender5690
    @frozendefender5690 Před měsícem +3

    Well well well, GB straight up spitting facts. So damn proud of them!

  • @adamkirkpatrick7681
    @adamkirkpatrick7681 Před měsícem +2

    “Why do you name your ship after war you lost?”
    “Why do you lose your navy to a country that doesn’t have one?”
    10/10 comeback

  • @nuwrox1779
    @nuwrox1779 Před měsícem

    The buff saying he doesnt want to be in a space shuttle that could lose a door was hilarious, keep it up hlc :)