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OK SO I UPLOADED THIS VIDEO ON THE WRONG DAY SO WHAT WHO ARE YOU MY MOM!???
Guys these are some bad ads. These are some stinky awful ads.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on CZcams, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez - Komedie
Your boyfriend is baking a cake
1. Pee in the cake
2. Pee in his mouth
3. Help him bake (Cost 350000 💎 )
4. *D I V O R C E*
Nice pfp. Love that show
Pee in the cake, give it some Jarate aromas and taste of P I S S.
4. Nuke Japan
Kylie Dunn Full House Or Fuller House?
Your husband is learning how to Scream.
1. Slap him
2.Divorce
Anna Banovic 3.pee in his mouth (20 diamonds)
Anna Banovic FAREWELL
Slap again*
When worlds collide
Lol
I saw an ad on Facebook that said "I named this after my ex" and the game was called "ball basher" I'm not even joking.
Wait a DAMN MOTHER FUCKING MINUTE
U IC XSSHDEGHGHABAGSVSFGS
See that makes more sense than "gardener"
AYO??? 😧📸
I'M PEEING
When I was like 14 and liked "screamo" music I watched a couple CZcams videos on how to scream, and went to an empty playground to try it out as not to alarm my parents.. some random guy shouted at me to quit yelling from his house across the street and I was so embarrassed I never made another attempt lmfao. So thanks for bringing back that memory
This is so fucking funny
Fun fact the first woman is named melissa cross and she taught Corey Taylor (slipknot's vocalist) how to scream properly
*Nice* amount of likes
So that's how he learned how to do that, I've always wondered how those vocalists learn to sing like that.
Is fun fact 🙂
Yess I recognized her as soon as he started playing the video :)
I thought you meant the game of sultan's woman
Your husband is eating his lunch.
1. Slap him
2. Divorce
Alexis Yoko divorce
Alexis Yoko I demand a divorce because his lunch was subway it was supposed to be the sandwich I made.
@@christinaken7963 Oh, then divorce is the best idea!
DIVOCRE he ate that can’t not happen
Im sacrificing him to the Minecraft gods
I had an ad a couple times for one of those rope untangle games and it was a screen capture of someone doing a horrible job at it and the audio was a woman verbally degrading them for being so bad at it but she was using 2nd person pronouns so it's just a 30 seconds of verbal abuse
Danny went over one very similar in i think the 5th baddad where its someone making like a picture with with like mosaic pieces, while "Ex" texts the man insulting him, while theres some chick like loud whispering really degrading and toxic controlling shit its really fucking odd.
Ads that verbally assault you are pretty common. I know from experience, I’ve played free mobile games.
I THOUGHT "USE THE CUSHION" WAS GONNA IMPLY MURDER OOPS
SAME
so, no header?
_throws phone on ground_
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Brakes poster with and on it
You are the reason I still have faith in humanity
@blah blah blah I came here to say exactly this. You can't take my idea it's not fair
Edit 1:27
i approve of this
scary lady: this is a class for screaming
danny: *_i’m reviewing my legal options_*
How does this have so many likes and no replies
Scary lady: *sweats nervously* ...this class spontaneously combusted... FAREWELL
this is gold.
The screaming wasn’t just a scream, it’s a specific technique for metal vocals. This kind of vocals is used a lot in metalcore/deathcore and some melodic metal. Avatar is a band that I like that uses this or a similar vocal technique called fry screaming.
Ah ah ah ah ah vs Huauahauaiahauauhaua
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
10:48 I will 100% end my future relationships with "farewell" I think it's badass
I JUUUUST broke up with my partner... im so sad i didn't watch this first😂
"Accost?
Accost?!
Wait, what does accost mean?"
Literally my thought process when I read that.
No one:
Guitar app: i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career
liz ? * LIFE *
Kimsyoominkookbts you don’t know the meme ??!
@@halatiny6537 it's a meme fam
Ashwitha Ala PalalalalaalapapapapappaappppppppppppPpApapapapapapapapaapapapapaapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapaapapapapapaappapapaapapapappapaapaapappapappapappapapappspapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapappapapapapappapapaapapapaappapapapapapappaapapapapapapapapapalaoslaosospapsosapaosoa
Apsosls
Apa
life*
my least favourite ad: sImPlY pIaNo
“sHe LeArNeD iN oNe MoNtH oMg”
Omg ikr it sucks
@@ayaka3679 painfull to watch
I'm a beginner pianist, and I keep seeing these kind of ads in EVERY. SINGLE. TUTORIAL VIDEOS. It's getting REALLY annoying.
And now its sImPlY qUiTaR
Ikr
It's funny when Danny thinks up weird scenarios as jokes, when historically they were pretty common. The whole "Your baby shall be my queen" is such a ~royalty~ thing lol
Thanks I hate it more than anything
"who has ever ended a relationship with farewell?"
me: *adds to bucket list*
nobody:
guitar app: i'm about to ruin this man's whole career
ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping
ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ
ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry
seoklix // *life
lol ok how do you do that? 😂
idk but that guitar app knows how to
Man, the guy in your pfp is really cute. I wonder who he is? 🤔
Danny: Reuploads
Me: Aww shit, here we go again
Hahah, I’m glad I know what memes are...
XD ikrr
I wanted to comment that
Me: aw shot , hre we go again
More like aw yes here we go again
@@rezijaliepina xD BUT CHA DIDNTT (dis is a joke ;-;)
“Who would ever want to learn how to scream?”
Anime VAs: Am I a joke to you?
Link pfp makes fits way too well.
@@nuclearbomb9483 Yours too
kaji yuki has entered the chat
Danny Gonzalez: Teaching Gregs the meaning of words since 1942
Neonic Blade um actually its “Since 1844.” Please get your facts right before you comment.
@@goldengifts3830 No, its 1044
@@orbitsi Ooga booga ooga caveman booga oog
No, it is 2422BC REMEMBER GUYS?
And thank goodness for it!
Danny is such a cryptid that I didn't even notice the "I'm currently in the United States" thing
I only noticed it now when re-watching it after he pointed it out in that later video. Or rather, I must have noticed it but not thought of it as more than a weird joke. That Danny, you never know where you have him (literally)!
He wasnt lying he did film it in america just posted it in japan
What's the timestamp?
Gareth Earnshaw but at the time that he posted the vid, he wasn’t
Lia 13:46
"We don't need a game where you can collect women and put them in little balls."
Don't tell him about Moemon
What is it?
@@mrgoofy8781 its a version of Pokémon but the Pokémon are "humanized" as little girls- thats pretty much the only difference from the original. I think there's a Jontron video about it(I think its the one about Pokémon bootlegs but I might be wrong)
@@buttonstheturtle1843 dude... I regret asking
@@mrgoofy8781 yeah.. its weird.
@@buttonstheturtle1843 broo wtf
In the banjo ad Danny was low key kinda sounding like morty
hahaha istg and also kinda like izuku from mha
where?
I was looking for this coment, yes
if you go to that location and turn on closed captions it says that hes talking in a "morty voice"
Danny: hahahaha look at this funny unfinished ad.
Also Danny: releases video unfinished
What is different in this from the previous one?
*drew
A like here because I don't want to ruin 666
@@amaracherry7958 hahaha
r/wooosh
As much as I love your characteristic "bye!" at the end, you should've ended this with "farewell!"
Heather B he should upload this again lmao
wym farewell is for relationships only
@@goldenmolelover what? I’m genuinely confused
@@goldenmolelover oh I watched the video nvm XD
4:21 i love how he pulls the Morty voice
oh yea danny "text for your header" is actually slang for "i cant reach pink color :("
>makes fun of companies for publishing unfinished ads
>posts unfinished video
Oh how the tables have tabled
Oh how the turn tables.
@@Cherm1028 Well well well how the turntables......
lol
What was unfinished about it
I imagine that "text for your header" is like modern day "penny for your thoughts"
Underrated
i think its supposed to be something like “bottom text” ig
@@patiid7265 Yes. I am thinking that it was an attempt at the "bottom text" meme.
Pati :D
Same
🤯🤯🤯
Okay actually learning how to scream is very important. It exists to make sure that you don’t stress your vocal chords while also achieving a proper volume and sound. As someone who had taken voice acting lessons we actually addressed this and my instructor suggested many of these classes
Danny: guys i accidentally posted this video when it wasn't finished
Also Danny: 5:36
12:12
"did they really forget to add text to the header"
*accidentally uploads unfinished video a day early*
lmao
i was just thinking that hahhahaha
@@ananyatalluri6577 hahahaahaha
@@ananyatalluri6577 why did u say that?
@@caitlynberry6540 it's not funny
Watching a slightly improved video that I've seen already. I am truly *G R E G O R Y*
We are blood-related, truly, truly gregory
Aye, we Gregory!
John Rainey
saying greg: lawful good
saying gregory: chaotic evil
John Rainey I would like this comment but it’s at 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it
i got like halfway through yesterdays vid b4 it got taken down, i didnt notice anything different what was changed?
Danny: find another crush?
me: lame
Danny: or use the *cushion*
me: suffocate!
Video: *ends*
Me: "I'm leaving! Farewell!"
I love the way in the video Danny mocks people for uploading things by accident and then....
Taz Lover I was about to write this
Taz Love lmao
TalkingMoose haha
Taz Lover maybe the accidental upload was some kind of meta joke. 😅
I was gonna like this comment until you edited it mentioning the amount of likes.
**notifications**
Me: *diDn'T i sEe diS yEsTeRdAy?*
Sorry to break the news, its a groundhog day situation
Right
Saaaaaaaaame
What was unfinished about it
Mr. T yeah I want to know too lmao
"I'm currently in America and not a different country"
*squints eyes in suspicion*
rewatching danny’s old videos for the outro song>>>
13:07 /entity minecraft:the_women_in_the_ad waterbroke_cutscene true
Funny
No one:
Danny: Somehow accidentally uploads a video
Just an innocent Pomegranate i watched it
Just an innocent Pomegranate I’m ur 1000 like
Reaction time does it too lol
Lol I know, and I got so upset when I saw it was unavailable too..
@@allyson8948 same, sis, same!😑
person:*downloads guitar app*
app: im about to destroy this mans whole career
I can't like this comment bc then it wouldn't be 666 likes
life*
Hulu: ....
nathan Phu unoriginal, someone made the same joke before you.
Copy
5:03 I mean I saw a subway ad poster and it really said " *we could only afford half an ad* " And it was literally cut in half-
I can get a link if y'all want
Saw it on a bus
@@Leotastick yes
Stanisław Wokulski ended his relationship with Izabela by saying “farewell” to her! It was the most important part of the book that everyone in Poland had to read in school
Szukałam takiego komentarza.
why does Danny sound like a Rick and Morty background character when he's doing the banjo guy impression at 4:23
exactly what i was thinking
Omg he so does!
Look in captions
Luke Dix Oh wow.
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
No one:
Danny when he accidentally uploads: 5:41
ISKAJSKSNSJS TRUE
LoneWolfie Danny you need to pin this comment
This needed to be PINNED TO THE TOP or atleast liked alot so that Danny sees this.
Sjkkjkklllalaldkhhhhhhh
9:38 I was caught completely off guard and burst out laughing.
big thanks to Danny for leveling up my English vocabulary while providing funny commentary on cringe content.
Episode be like
Your mom wants you to wash the dishes!
-Wash the dishes (620 diamonds)
-Run away (20 diamonds)
-Smash a plate on her head
-D I V O R C E
Potatto Cookeez SWEET HOME ALABAMA
DIVORCE
I divorced my mother.. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
My mom owns episode so i can pick wash the dishes!!!11111!!!!!1!1! (This is a joke)
Sweet Home Alabama...
10:56 - 11:10
“I thought you were bae. turns out you’re just fam.”
“bruh”
“FAREWELL 🤟🏻”
Raevyn Ecco tryin to turn you to my bae to my fam
I still don't get that vine ahhahajzjzjsid
Dabe Kai it’s from one of Danny’s songs, called: The Tea
MrCabbage it’s also from a skit from his video
Raevyn Ecco Fuck that’s a mood
7:08
the back in the early 2010's: makes vine about capturing a girl in a pokeball
danny 2019: W H O W O U L D M A K E A N A P P O N T H I S
He's grown
I have a habit of watching old videos on autoplay to fall asleep because I hate being alone with my thoughts and I gotta say 1:12 was some pretty soothing white noise
"everyone agrees learning to play the guitar is a good thing" false, I live in a college dorm and if one more person starts publicly playing Wonderwall so help me God
My boyfriend owns 13 guitars and has never once played Wonderwall, thank god!
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
Because you dont like a song you thibk guitar is bad..? Jeez i cant think how u like anything then
BHAHAHAHZJSJJX😭
AND AFTER AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
No one:
Episode: your sister said she has a boyfriend you:
1. Say that's nice for 300000 diamonds
2. DIVORCE
Wait hol up
sweet home alabama plays in the background
*sweet home alabama earrape intensifies
3. Shoot a tree
꧁S̸l̸i̸p̸s̶t̶e̶r̶s̶꧂ *hol up*
My soul weakened when Danny referred to metal as "Screamo".
Metal is not scream metal. Scream metal is often called screamo metal, or nust screamo.
stupid ads be like:
When you get a new car that is so fast:
*tyler1 screams
Tldr
Unfunny
Unrelated, but I'm still waiting on "Im reviewing my legal options" merch. K thanks bye
Amy Gumm I was just thinking about this
We need this
Yes
Please
MYBODYISREADYYY
Father: loves and wants to start a family with you
Also father: *_FAREWELL_*
there will be a big problem if your dad wants to start a family with you
J0ke I was thinking the same thing.
That's an Alabama problem if u ask me lmaoooo
3:43 that just sounds like my parents when I told them I'm pursuing music as a career after completing 4 years of engineering degree.
How r u now??
“learning the guitar can’t ruin your life”
Yuki from Given: 👁👄👁
HELP
Greg protec
Greg attac
But most importantly
Greg is bacc
Bacc*
bacc.*
Hi Greg.
This was a real "Text for your header' video. Good job Drew!
RocketDuck Drew??
Kounter Yes, Drew.
@@h1nkle This is Drew's channel
@Olivia Prosser Uhm Danny Gonzalez is an alter ego of Drew are you even a real fan?
@RocketDuck This is Danny Gonzalez, Not Drew Gooden.
Danny: Girls will be throwing themselves at you
Straight guys and lesbians: ayyy
Danny: Guy will be throwing themselves at you
Straight girls and gay guys: ayyy
Danny: everyone will be throwing themselves at you
Bi gang: ayyyy
Pansexual gang:ayyyy
@@amberdawnmitchell310 ayyy
Aroace gang: *cry ;-;*
Shdjksjsksdls
@@koakendo friends will be throwing themselves at you
4:21 danny turning into morty for 17 seconds straight
Girl: "Brad you can't leave me I'm pregnant."
Brad: "I don't even know who you are."
Endgame reference, I see.
The girl’s name is probably Angela that needy bit*h
Omg 😱 is it Chad's Twin ummmmmm
Ohno
@100 subs with no vids I'm your 10th sub good luck on the mission
"accidentally hit submit, who does that?"
Yeah
..
Who does that?
Pff totally not Danny, he's too smart for that sh**
Gwen Storch heh.
LMAOOOOOO
Ad: This game is super addicting!""
Person in ad: "I can't stop playing this game, I'm super addicted!"
Me: ......"Okay now I'm definitely never going to download that game, because that sounds like a serious problem that you should definitely talk to somebody about."
The screamo one actually makes some sort of sense because that shit can damage the fuck out of your vocal cords when not done properly. Even then I think it strains them a little
text·for·your·header
noun (modern slang)
meaning:
*really fun, very good game*
use in a sentence:
yo bro, you gotta get that app, its a total *text for your header*
or omg you should check elias''s comment on danny's video its totally a text for your header
SUBMIT THAT INTO URBAN DICTIONARY
Saee rdf
Elias Bernstein c
If metal is screamo music,
Does that make rap talko music?
Asking the real questions
Metal isn't screamo 😔✌️
yeah it isn't i'm sick of people just thinking that screamo is a term for any hardcore music that features harsh vocals 😔✌️
"😔✌"
@@Conklin03 tragic
I think her water just broke means...
My water bottle fell farewell forever
"who would ever wanna learn how to scream?"
literally every single person in the metal community
edit: you called it "screamo" and im dying on the inside
Technically Scream Metal and Metal are different.
I've been looking for this comment
Screamo is very good but it is different from metal. Also one of the most unfortunately named genres of music.
Danny: it very difficult to fake your water breaking
Pam Beasley: *hold my water*
I-
I just
*-sigh-*
*/HAHA OOF/*
and i oop-
Everyone else in the office : 'confused tom'
I'm watching the whole thing twice are you proud of me
Sameee
same bro
You did a great job son
Same
What is different?
Actually, there's this book that Polish students have to read in high school called "Lalka" (The doll) where the protagonist ends his relationship by saying "Farewell, Miss Łącka", thus proving that he knows English (his fiancee thought he didn't and had an affair with a different man, and the two were always talking in English if the protagonist was near). So hey, somebody did end a relationship with a "farewell"!
The woman in the first ad is actually Melissa Cross, she taught some of the greatest vocalists in the industry how to scream properly including Corey Taylor (Slipknot), Andy Biersack (Black Veil Brides), and even Lena Scissorhands (Infected Rain)
Greg isn’t a fan base, it’s a *fam* base
Was this supposed to be funny?
i threw up
Cult*
@@siredionysus *CHURCH*
c0smo I found the funny
Makes fun of accidentally posting ads, accidentally posts video that is unfinished. 🤣😂
Ninja Maddy not bad for a stolen comment
*LOGIC 100*
wants us to think it's accidental..
You know what’s also accidental? That you stole a comment...
noice and true :)
Danny: "Everyone agrees that learning guitar isn't bad."
Miguel's mom from Coco: *Grabs belt*
Imagine the producer or the person editing the ad for the guitar app just decided to quit. And he made it say "THIS APP WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE." Just so nobody would get it.
*cough* not exactly a relationship, but I actually had a friend ghost me after 16 years and the last text he sent me was "farewell"
My friend keeps deciding if he likes me or not
as someone who has been ghosted more times then i would like to admit, but if someone ended a friendship or relationship like that i wouldn't even be mad
@Nana the Brave (ネナ・ザ・ブレイブ) A good friend always considers their friend's advice
IM PRETTY SURE THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
@Nana the Brave (ネナ・ザ・ブレイブ) ouch. Pretty badass however I'm sorry.
“ I accidentally slipped and hit submit” ohhh like you did on this video the first time?😂
R/oopsdidntmeantoo
Their finger slipped
OLHS O PATEL r/foundthemobileuser and r/ihavereddit
"Who ends a relationship with farewell?" 1974 bc, i did.
Hey danny! Ive been going through a really hard time right now so just thank you for being funny and just like still uploading lol
No one:
Weird scary screaming tutorial lady:
Someoneyoudontknow:)
WRAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHGGHGG
Danny: talks about how someone accidentally uploaded a ad
also Danny: accidentally uploads video
😂
Banshee Queen a die neiw whiagbs bsksbeos. Even e s and. Send. W. Told s abs s. Send fjbrisb s. W why I wan wkkebsns jabs nanakwbdj Ellen she. Sho jay.
@@uh3574 WHAT?
@@uh3574 dude are you okay
@@uh3574 Dude, you have stroke?
*LOGIC 100*
Danny, I don't know for sure who does your captions (I assume you do), but 11/10. The little snippets of like * sweats * just make me laugh extra hard
"Hey man check out this game!"
"Oh wow that looks really text for your header!"
I got one saying, "I DIDN"T KNOW ANXIETY UNTILL I PLAYED THIS"
Me too
samar hashem sameee
Bruh fr
I didn’t know anxiety until I saw the ad
Anika Malfliet the song anxiety by amuru son is a great song
Danny: It's not very easy to fake your water breaking
Pam from The Office: Hold my *water bottle
“Hey Oscar I think my water just broke”
Oscar, distracted by the hot warehouse guy: “That’s so funny.”
Well I hope she doesnt have a fucking beer
*hold my baby
it's me cecilia pam: hold my water bottle
it's me cecilia *water bottle drops from skirt*
1:06 i mean if you are a voice actor in some horror game or a animation/cartoon/anime or you are a actor or wanna scare trick someone this may come in handy
You don't want to cringe to that disgusting scream later
I just realized farewell is just fare well
That is kind of a whimsical thing to say before ditching someone
Ha, my level 10 Karen would easily beat your level 5 Lauren with her anti-vax persuasion move!
*You've fallen into my trap woman*
I play level 15 Karen with the upgrade of the anti-vax persuasion to the TWITTER RANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nah, Karen can’t win. She’s a gARdeNeR
*I USE LEVEL 20 KAREN WITH THE MOVE MEDICAL HERBS TO DESTROY YOUR LEVEL 10 KAREN.*
@@OnlyV1per I have two pokewomen, level 10 Karen and level 30 unborn fetus with the move death before birth which will bring your will score to zero causing all your attacks to deal damage to you!
@@slayslayslay8940 well I use the move vaccination to vaccinate Karen therefore vaccinating the foetus stoping the move death before birth and I end it with leaving the pokewomen because they weren't pregnant.ha rival that.
Nobody hates learning guitar
Grandma from Coco: You dare oppose me mortal
Thanks for not using the "Am I a joke to you" meme
@@nikitasfantasies6658 Jesus christ, that format has been going on for way too long now.
@@boshwa20 Ikr
13:54 i really love that song
1:28 oh poor, innocent danny.
My name is actually Greg so I get these personalised intros and it's weird everytime
GregHead 13 Congratulations Greg, you are truly Grag🎉
My name is Johnathan so I get spooked when he yells Johnathan
To be fair to the rest of us your new name is Slagathor.
hey at least your not named craig
Hey Greg
Danny: Who would want to learn how to scream?
Death metal beginner: *Sweating nervously*
Theater kid who has a role where they need to scream but they can't damage their vocal chords: *nervously glances from side to to side*
@Ashley Alian yes actually but it's not just yelling "RARARARA" for 3 minutes. It takes a fuck ton of practice and skill. I can't do it.
@@kaisetic3150 doing it right won't damage them.
I just wanna be able to scream without sounding like I’m crying or my voice cracking every two milliseconds.
Retsuko is typing....
4:25 is a real good Morty voice
7:15
There is a "puzzle" like minigame in Pokemon B+W2 where it's a movie and one of the movies is about you finding a magic pokeball that can capture people and, well, thinking about it, *all of them had really dark plots for a pokemon game...*