NEIL BREEN is BACK with his WORST movie yet?! - Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023)

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  • čas přidán 16. 07. 2024
  • On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Neil Breen's new movie, Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023) I also talk about his 5 film retrospective. A lot of you have been waiting for this one so enjoy!
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    Credits Music by: OVERWERK
    Chapters:
    00:00 Introduction
    01:58 Breen There, Done That
    04:14 Breen Lucas
    04:56 Cade's Quest 2
    05:17 Breen On Brand
    07:36 Tiger Time
    08:20 The Tortured Crossing...of the Street
    09:06 Warehouse Rescue
    10:00 Breen Wayne
    10:37 Field Trip
    12:15 Quentin Tara-Breen-O
    14:39 Cade's Castle
    15:41 Whole Lotta Nothing
    16:55 No Middle Ground
    17:38 More Nothing
    18:18 Fade Me
    19:06 Wouldn't be a Breen Film Without This
    19:27 Honey, I Breened the Kids
    20:46 5 Film Retrospective
    23:09 Final Thoughts
    24:11 End Skit
    24:24 Outtakes / Credits
    #neilbreen #cadethetorturedcrossing #comedy
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  • @theshyestsasquatch
    @theshyestsasquatch Před 3 měsíci +620

    The CGI Artist that made the tiger: You don’t need to put me in the credits.
    Neil: Don’t worry, I’ll put you in the credits.
    The CGI Artist: You don’t need to.

  • @johnnythewalrus
    @johnnythewalrus Před 3 měsíci +810

    13:00 I love that Mark can make interacting with the actors in Neil's movie more natural than Neil interacting with actors in his own movie.

    • @AMortalDefiant
      @AMortalDefiant Před 3 měsíci +62

      It probably doesn't hurt that Mark can talk like an actual human being...

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Před 3 měsíci +22

      Breen should hire Mark as his CGI guy, which would be a great movie in itself.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Mark actually gives af, as we are lucky enough to know.

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf Před 3 měsíci +11

      I mean absolutely no disrespect to Mark when saying this, but that's not the highest bar to clear....

    • @Boonehams
      @Boonehams Před 3 měsíci +4

      This must've been his easiest self-insert yet.

  • @seaoftranquility7228
    @seaoftranquility7228 Před 3 měsíci +179

    I’m trying to imagine a house designed by Breen back in his architect days. Corridors that go nowhere, stairs that just stop halfway between floors, the front door opens onto the bathroom which also has an oven in it. I’d actually love to see one.

    • @reiterated
      @reiterated Před 3 měsíci +32

      I’m now picturing one of his ancestors working on the Winchester Mystery House

    • @swagromancer
      @swagromancer Před 3 měsíci +9

      Sounds like he would be a real-life version of Bloody Stupid Johnson.

    • @RoloT007
      @RoloT007 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@reiteratedsounds more like HH Holmes place in New York.

    • @reiterated
      @reiterated Před 3 měsíci

      @@RoloT007 I had never heard of that place before. Looking it up now. Thank you. Looking crazy houses up is interesting.
      Maybe not at the level of screwed up the Holmes and Winchester houses are, sure, but what do you think of the Kerr house?

    • @RoloT007
      @RoloT007 Před 3 měsíci

      @@reiterated It a crazy one alright, what the contractors building it were playing at I do not know!
      I dont think Im familiar with the Kerr house, let me have a look see and Ill get back to you.

  • @SnapEtaco
    @SnapEtaco Před 3 měsíci +68

    "The Tiger ripped my clothes, I should take them off..." LMFAO

  • @Dendarang
    @Dendarang Před 3 měsíci +339

    Neil Breen movies are just an eternal arms race of "is he trolling" or "is he serious". Hostages being played by the same actors as kidnappers is borderline genius.

    • @youtubegarbage7876
      @youtubegarbage7876 Před 3 měsíci +12

      trolling.

    • @Cindy.Wulan.Saputra
      @Cindy.Wulan.Saputra Před 3 měsíci +2

      I sometimes think he's the ultimate mind of the universe and his movies and thought process is so deep that we can't comprehend them and see them as primitive

    • @patryk6242
      @patryk6242 Před 3 měsíci +23

      This hostages/kidnappers thing is a deep reflection on the Stockholm syndrome.

    • @Mmmmilo
      @Mmmmilo Před 3 měsíci +30

      He’s 100% not trolling. Watch his “course”. He legitimately thinks he’s doing something coherent.

    • @JoJo-vg8dz
      @JoJo-vg8dz Před 3 měsíci

      He's just a psychopath with zero self-awareness who makes movies in order to get chicks.

  • @edwardx4979
    @edwardx4979 Před 3 měsíci +385

    Mark's comment about Breen using green screen like an old point and click game is spot on!

    • @gaylordfocker7990
      @gaylordfocker7990 Před 3 měsíci

      Yep, looks like Dark Seed or Harvester.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix Před 3 měsíci +5

      Another review mentioned a Simpsoms cartoon maker game where you'd drag characters to a spot on the screen

    • @koppsr
      @koppsr Před 3 měsíci +9

      It certainly gives off a lot Gabriel Knight 2 Vibes 😁😁👍

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Před 3 měsíci +4

      😂 holy shit that's spot on

    • @KaarloMedia
      @KaarloMedia Před 3 měsíci +4

      And the graphics are super well done!

  • @gysgtholpp
    @gysgtholpp Před 3 měsíci +45

    Alzheimer's, Dementia, memory loss, Brain fog and Bad acting all come with age... But Neil proves it is possible to get them all at the same time, and then make a movie... And I have to give Neil credit for finding additional Actors and Actresses with the same talent.

  • @StephenAndrewsPTL
    @StephenAndrewsPTL Před 3 měsíci +46

    "Casper the Busty Ghost shows up" lmao

  • @thezone3946
    @thezone3946 Před 3 měsíci +209

    You know the old saying, " never turn your back on a Breen"
    ~Romulans

  • @rickmartin7596
    @rickmartin7596 Před 3 měsíci +175

    We need Neil to keep making movies ... so we know where he is.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 Před 3 měsíci +23

      EYES on Breen, he must be studied. Cause he's fucking crazy

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain Před 3 měsíci +31

      Good luck with that. With Neil’s magical greenscreen powers, he can be anywhere at any time. He could be standing right behind you, naked. BOO!

    • @YouTube-tied
      @YouTube-tied Před 3 měsíci

      That's not always a bad thing.@@Joecbg100

    • @iamamaniaint
      @iamamaniaint Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@DoctorBiobrainOh god that would be terrifying. I'm in my hidden little flat in the UK, I even have a front door cam but imagine turning around and Neil Breen is there just naked without setting off any alerts I'd run out screaming.

  • @robderiche
    @robderiche Před 3 měsíci +48

    This video doubles down as a great intro to Breen in general. I don’t know if he’s just getting lazy or genuinely suffers from the Lucas delusion that green screen is the best way to make a film, but I miss seeing him eat tuna and run around in the actual desert. One thing I will say for him: he sets the bar so low for what a movie is that he inspired me to make my own no-budget feature film (free here on youtube) without getting hung up on its flaws. Neil empowers and liberates! If he can do it, so can you….

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci

      Neil empowers and liberates!
      No, he doesn't.

    • @iamamaniaint
      @iamamaniaint Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@pretorious700I think that was sarcasm bud

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling Před 2 měsíci +2

      I'm definitely gonna check out your film! (Btw, this was the best example I've ever seen of someone talking about their own work without it being some weird spammy ad. People could learn a thing or two from you. Well done 😉)

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling Před 2 měsíci +2

      *Update: (I had to double back real quick) Only one minute in on your film and, "Half wizard, half mad scientist, half spiritual guru..." really got me 😂😂😂 it's just so gloriously stupid that I'm now fully all in!

  • @paladinfoxx6574
    @paladinfoxx6574 Před 3 měsíci +137

    Breen lives here in Las Vegas, he's a local living legend, we love you Neil. We see him shopping at Target!

    • @outaspaceman
      @outaspaceman Před 3 měsíci

      If you see him again could you touch the hem of his garment for me..? 😃👍

    • @YouTube-tied
      @YouTube-tied Před 3 měsíci +27

      For props on his next film, for sure.

    • @12345.......
      @12345....... Před 3 měsíci +6

      I would love to have a drink with Neil.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday Před 3 měsíci +4

      That's cool to hear that he's a local legend in his community

    • @EvolMuzik4ever
      @EvolMuzik4ever Před 3 měsíci

      77777778😮8😮😅😮⁷​@@CZcams-tied

  • @donnierussellii4659
    @donnierussellii4659 Před 3 měsíci +200

    You know a great prank would be to include bloopers on the DVD that are better than the actual scenes.

    • @anthroparion
      @anthroparion Před 3 měsíci +18

      I want to know how the editor would know a good take from a bad one.

    • @ibeethatoneguy7807
      @ibeethatoneguy7807 Před 3 měsíci +17

      I don't think there are bloopers. Seems like it's all done with the first take

    • @AllisonMiller30
      @AllisonMiller30 Před 3 měsíci +12

      That would imply Neil does more than one take.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I think the whole movie is a blooper.

    • @plunderpunk2
      @plunderpunk2 Před 3 měsíci +1

      “Breen blooper” is a redundant phrase

  • @mattpierre891
    @mattpierre891 Před 3 měsíci +168

    I always pick "get naked" whenever my computer gives me options.

    • @ct3131
      @ct3131 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Who doesn't?

    • @marcpatheiger5331
      @marcpatheiger5331 Před 3 měsíci +4

      My computer is telling me now, get "pick naked". But I can't find it on the app store. Help!!!

    • @Vox-Multis
      @Vox-Multis Před 3 měsíci +8

      ERROR: File is in use by another user
      [Retry] [Cancel] [Get Naked]

    • @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
      @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk Před 3 měsíci

      "pick naked".?@@marcpatheiger5331

    • @chrono817
      @chrono817 Před 2 měsíci

      Generate nude Tane

  • @MrCobalt
    @MrCobalt Před 3 měsíci +15

    That point and click adventure game gag was a 10/10

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I like how you can’t stop Neil from getting naked. 😂

  • @Snordix
    @Snordix Před 3 měsíci +9

    As an architect it really is telling of Neill's awareness and intellect that he thinks a building can't make you emote or think; just look at any pre-20th century classical or monumental architecture, and if you have an iota of curiosity, soul and imagination you'll feel something. Sure the world of modern architecture is filled with soulless trash made for money (which I'm convinced is what Neill made himself as architect), but in the end this just ties together with his obvious lack of insight, capacity for criticism and awareness with what he creates.

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo Před 3 měsíci +608

    I don’t know which is weirder… this movie or the fact that Mark never ages.

    • @ThreeFatCats
      @ThreeFatCats Před 3 měsíci +70

      I was just watching an episode from like 10 years ago and the biggest difference is that now he has more facial hair.

    • @TerryBernadinofromReno
      @TerryBernadinofromReno Před 3 měsíci +17

      Watch some of his videos from 2014 and you will see a difference.

    • @finalshock5685
      @finalshock5685 Před 3 měsíci +32

      Right? I've thought the same thing. You'd think he'd of aged quicker from all the stress of watching all these shit films

    • @crowlynna
      @crowlynna Před 3 měsíci +30

      His fountain of youth are bad movies.

    • @loubloom1941
      @loubloom1941 Před 3 měsíci +20

      Black don't crack 😎

  • @rachelaries7240
    @rachelaries7240 Před 3 měsíci +128

    "Casper the Busty Ghost" bloody hilarious 😂

  • @RolandDeschain1
    @RolandDeschain1 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I get the feeling Neil Breen probably teaches film-making at a local community college and ropes his students into being in his movies.

  • @FlawedCoil82
    @FlawedCoil82 Před 3 měsíci +16

    That ending with the tiger and his disappearing clothes while Mark desperately tried closing out the window killed me! 😂

  • @adarg2
    @adarg2 Před 3 měsíci +91

    I love how he walks on top of the grass like Jesus walking on water.

  • @PC-dh7mu
    @PC-dh7mu Před 3 měsíci +165

    There's an interview out there with Emily Brixey. According to her, Neil was very rigid in what he wanted and turned down suggestions she had for improving the appearance of the cgi. Apparently, he also initially wanted the tiger to be entirely white but eventually relented on that aspect.

    • @tiagopt
      @tiagopt Před 3 měsíci

      You mean this one?
      czcams.com/video/uTNN-1CSI-s/video.html

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 3 měsíci +37

      He wanted a white tiger with white stripes?

    • @pillow4casestudies
      @pillow4casestudies Před 3 měsíci +63

      Who is she to question Neil Breen, the most gifted storyteller of our age?

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix Před 3 měsíci +23

      ​@@markiangooleyWhy am I not surprised by that.
      I am surprised she's not under a non-disclosure agreement. Everyone else he works with is.

    • @robbieracer3294
      @robbieracer3294 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Wait really? His past actors can't talk about the films? That explains why I couldn't find any..." I was in a Neil Breen movie story" lol​@@robotrix

  • @henningsvensson4665
    @henningsvensson4665 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The point and click thing with the forced option killed me!😄

  • @edgiraffr1352
    @edgiraffr1352 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I have to say the line “I’ll be right here” as he points to his glowing alien heart may be one of the greatest most iconic moment in a movie I’ve ever seen. So emotional!!!

  • @mpagirobin3805
    @mpagirobin3805 Před 3 měsíci +79

    24:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg i have never laughed so hard. The pre 2000s OS and trying to close the app with no luck is the cherry on the cake.

  • @Springbok295
    @Springbok295 Před 3 měsíci +82

    You know Neil needs to cut to the chase and replace all the other characters with himself. Perhaps include one CGI version of Neil wearing a t-shirt with Neil's face on it. as an added bonus.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Surely there has to be a real picture of that somewhere, he's too much of a narcissist to not have worn a T-shirt with his own face on it.

    • @classz123
      @classz123 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Just like how Lucas couldn’t keep the originals the same. Neil will release a special edition with him as all the characters

    • @LwJohnL
      @LwJohnL Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@DeathBYDesign666 I don't think that picture exists... yet. And don't call me Surely.
      Sorry 😂, I couldn't resist.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@LwJohnL It's is a classic and still funny! You're forgiven! 😂

  • @mattbrendlen
    @mattbrendlen Před 3 měsíci +7

    I'm ready for Neil Breen to start re-making Hollywood classics in his style, or for competent directors to re-make his filmography in a style that's good.
    I'll take either one. Just imagine...
    "Neil Breen's the Muppets Take Manhattan"
    "Neil Breen's Braveheart"
    "Neil Breen's The Godfather"
    I mean the possibilities are endless!

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 Před 3 měsíci +5

    While we've been waiting for a new Neil Breen movie to come out, I have been uncovering all kinds of government secrets, and corruption... I am of course the top scientist, computer hacker, and secret agent in the world.

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 Před 2 měsíci

      But, were they the most secret government secrets? 🧐

  • @jeffaltier5582
    @jeffaltier5582 Před 3 měsíci +102

    Dear God, my last name is Altier. I disown any knowledge of Neil.

    • @mallemattias5612
      @mallemattias5612 Před 3 měsíci +31

      Nice try Neil.

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Don't worry, next time he'll spell it differently.

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree Před 3 měsíci +6

      That's exactly what Neil trying to trick people would say

    • @youtubegarbage7876
      @youtubegarbage7876 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Hi, God here. Send money. I love money.

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Mark's last name is Lammert and he doesn't recognize Amsterdam.

  • @nachgeben
    @nachgeben Před 3 měsíci +114

    He's the progression of Hollywood, going from on-site shooting to total reliance on CGI and green screen, to the detriment of all.
    Bless you, Neil Breen.

  • @baxterwilson368
    @baxterwilson368 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I could’ve sworn that when I looked Breen up on IMDb a few years ago, it said he played a cop (uncredited) in “Scream,” but when I looked again recently, it wasn’t there. Now I’m going crazy.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Probably somebody's joke edit to their database that got spotted.

    • @grahamkristensen9301
      @grahamkristensen9301 Před měsícem +2

      No, I remember that too. It also said he was a background dancer in Madonna's Vogue video. I actually watched that video immediately after to see if it was true, but it wasn't. I'm pretty sure it was just someone trolling.

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 Před 9 dny

      ​@@grahamkristensen9301anyone can edit anything in imdb trivia section

  • @idahomike4254
    @idahomike4254 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "Casper the Busty Ghost". Love it!

  • @ianitor
    @ianitor Před 3 měsíci +38

    15:34 They were going on a field trip... that's a trip to that field...

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Před 3 měsíci +49

    Thanks, mark. Somewhere high above us e.d. wood is looking down, gently smiling at neil, and whispering, "well done, my son. Well done" 😊

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Ed Wood never approached Neils' incompetence level.

    • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
      @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Před 3 měsíci

      @pretorious700 ed had in camera effects, but if he had green screen it would look like Neil's stuff..."Who am i?? What am i?!?"

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Eds' work was comical and awkward, but at least there was some attempt at a plot.

    • @Undeadpriest94
      @Undeadpriest94 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Ed's movies are honestly much more fun to watch and I honestly feel for the guy's efforts. Ed was always struggling with having any money to make his movies at all, maintaining creative control and never bothered with making ego projects.
      Neil is a man with too much money of his own, has full control over his films and all his movies are designed to present how amazing and desirable.

    • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
      @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Před 2 měsíci

      @@Undeadpriest94 you're right, but the improvement would be in special effects, etc. Ed would have still directed, wrote, etc...and it wouldn't be less funny. He'll, the dialog alone is gold, "you see? Your minds! Your stupid, stupid MINDS!!" Lol

  • @liverpoolfcslayer4290
    @liverpoolfcslayer4290 Před 20 dny +2

    I Don't Know How or Why fanboy came up on my Recommends, 2Days Ago. Absolutely No Fucking Idea.... But this channel has me in Stitches. His Reviews are exactly my kind of Humor!
    Subbed for a Great Channel!

  • @bleuefish
    @bleuefish Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm always so happy to see new reviews from Mark. He just keeps getting better and better. Something which can't be said of Breen

  • @endaoconnor
    @endaoconnor Před 3 měsíci +87

    I love that Mark edits himself into the film and it looks way more realistic than the actual actors.

    • @northprime_unlimited
      @northprime_unlimited Před 3 měsíci +4

      It does!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

    • @ve2vfd
      @ve2vfd Před 3 měsíci +6

      I mean it's a Breen movie so a 12 year old with an old iphone can make a more realistic movie... :)

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 3 měsíci +5

      He takes more care than Breen does!

  • @foo219
    @foo219 Před 3 měsíci +54

    Not gonna lie, I'd play Cade's Quest. It wouldn't be the worst I played.

    • @edpoe1108
      @edpoe1108 Před 3 měsíci +5

      It would be a game with no rules, no way to win, and no point.

    • @foo219
      @foo219 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@edpoe1108 That's just life. I deal with that every day.

  • @POWERtothePEOPLE-GP78
    @POWERtothePEOPLE-GP78 Před 3 měsíci

    I love your channel! I only found it a few weeks back and I'm still working through your older stuff.
    It still makes me laugh every time you say 'Welcome back TOOOOOO the show!' for some reason! LOL

  • @Xlappahony
    @Xlappahony Před 3 měsíci +2

    I thaught I had lost my ability to cry after my wife left. Thanks for bringing that back at 24:11 Mark! Thank you!

  • @RudiW1510
    @RudiW1510 Před 3 měsíci +112

    "The vehicle seems to be corrupted. What should I do?
    Repair it.
    Get naked."
    I died laughing.

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 Před 3 měsíci +30

    Those point-and-click game scenes were hilarious. And I love that both you and Space Ice covered this film recently (his review is from a month ago).

  • @spretten
    @spretten Před 3 měsíci +3

    Whyyy is the "Ah we just missed him" so funny lmao

  • @lobodesade6780
    @lobodesade6780 Před 3 měsíci +1

    So good to see this channel still going, had to resubscribe due to losing my phone on a week long drug binge, so I had to make a whole new youtube cause I also forgot my password, so yea here I am now.

  • @mikemckenna4778
    @mikemckenna4778 Před 3 měsíci +14

    I am a Vegas indie film maker that just completed my first film... I just realized I know three of these actors in this lol (none were in my film).

  • @MrAlsachti
    @MrAlsachti Před 3 měsíci +28

    The point-of-click sequences are hilarious!

  • @Agesilaus.88
    @Agesilaus.88 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm glad your channel is still going man, I found you through your Twilight reviews with your buddy. I hope you're well.

  • @rojh9351
    @rojh9351 Před 3 měsíci +4

    It’s kind of impressive to have the whole cast at exactly the same level of acting talent.

  • @shanester1832
    @shanester1832 Před 3 měsíci +21

    The guy is inspirational. Don't look at the best, getting depressed at how much better they are than you. Look at people that make you go, "well I can do better than that."

    • @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
      @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk Před 3 měsíci +6

      I think that the whole idea behind "The Jerry Springer Show" and other trash TV.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Definitely underrated advice, at least on an individual level.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Před 3 měsíci

      @@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk probably Seinfeld as well even though it was well-made?

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter Před 3 měsíci +201

    How in thee actual fuck did Breen get worse at filmmaking?! He took a few dozen "actors" from a Craigslist ad, $500, and a Gateway Desktop computer running Windows Vista OS and decided to make this masterpiece. 🤣😄 Gawd dammit Neil!

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm Před 3 měsíci +11

      Not Vista! Lol 😂😂

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA Před 3 měsíci +11

      Looks like he found an abandoned buildings stockshot page and yelled "PAYDIRT!"

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I imagine shooting outside with natural backgrounds is WAY more time consuming and expensive than screening in shutterstock Jpegs

    • @lads.7715
      @lads.7715 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Looks more like he used windows screen savers.🤣

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 2 měsíci

      @@lads.7715I’d have had a little more respect for Breen if he’d used that famous screen background of a hill used as default in Windows XP, known as Bliss (originally Bucolic Green Hills). Except that Microsoft bought all rights to it from the original photographer, and I don’t think he could have bought the right to use it at all!

  • @DaveDuncanMusic
    @DaveDuncanMusic Před 3 měsíci +2

    Just grilled some corn, Brussels sprouts, mashed the potatoes, and three BIG ribeye. Much beers and greenery to go around. Watched Trancers 1and2 and thought of you brother!!! "WHO AM I? WHAT AM I?"🍻💨🤘🏼

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Mark, you joke about waiting, but I have actually been eager for another Breen film cuz I know several channels that love covering his .... unique.... movies. Yours is one. So.... \o/ 😁

  • @hiraldosternflyer7112
    @hiraldosternflyer7112 Před 3 měsíci +33

    Baffles me how you don't have more subscribers, Mark. Your channel is absolute comedy gold.

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon Před 3 měsíci +33

    Frankly, I think that Neil Breen, and Tommy Wiseau should get together and do a collab. It would be a cinematic masterpiece.... in some way....

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 Před 3 měsíci +16

      I feel like they'd be too set on their vision to remotely be able to do that.

    • @jamesdrummond7684
      @jamesdrummond7684 Před 3 měsíci +13

      they're both auteurs, neither would accept each other's vision. i'm not kidding.

    • @algomaone121
      @algomaone121 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Tommy is a better actor...😂

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@algomaone121 His anguished does at least resemble being anguished tbf.

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Před 3 měsíci +7

      I feel like, if they met…it would create a singularity…

  • @karnerblue7658
    @karnerblue7658 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The Neil Breen point-and-click game had me rolling! 🤣

  • @eddiebruv
    @eddiebruv Před 3 měsíci +6

    Does Breen deliberately seek out people with zero ability to act, or does he direct them to act flat and emotionless?

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u Před 3 měsíci +24

    15:17 the absolute despair and annoyance in the "GODdamnit, again?" is just priceless

  • @Ba1th1azar
    @Ba1th1azar Před 3 měsíci +18

    i love how it seems like neil breen is breaking you mentally, that being said i used to love these "theyre so bad its surreal" type of movies but ive steered clear of breen because im actually scared of them inducing a flashback. there is such a thing as too much surreal...

  • @nicholaspaularnold
    @nicholaspaularnold Před 3 měsíci +2

    Mark I’ve never heard so much anger and frustration and confusion in your tone of voice before in any other review. I think it’s safe to say Neil Breen finally broke our brains with this sizzler 😂😂😂😂

  • @fernandoorozco3751
    @fernandoorozco3751 Před 3 měsíci +14

    Man this one's a really tough one for me. On one hand I always wait for new videos by you Mark. You're one of my favorite CZcamsrs of all time. A "goat" as the kids say. On the other hand I'm not really sure that I can take even a small dose of "The Breen-machine" . I guess I am a little curious whether he gets naked in this one. I hope so, because it will give me all the more reason to never watch this movie. But because I love you Mark, I will watch this episode. I mean that platonically of course.

  • @ImmortalRimas
    @ImmortalRimas Před 3 měsíci +9

    Not only is Neil obviously getting hit by a tram in front of Amsterdam Central Station in The Netherlands but I’ve actually walked exactly where he gets struck in this movie!🤣

  • @andrevivedmysoul
    @andrevivedmysoul Před 3 měsíci +1

    Haven't commented for (wholly deserved) engagement in a while so popping in to thank you for all the effort in your vids. I've been hyped for this movie for a while and def want to see your review first before I subject myself to it lol.
    The point and click bit already has me hooked lmao.

  • @ScowlieMeerkat
    @ScowlieMeerkat Před 3 měsíci +2

    Mark, you cant even know how much I need this tonight.
    You have my thanks.

  • @jankarieben1071
    @jankarieben1071 Před 3 měsíci +32

    A vanity project superhuman special agent who defends the world from Bla Bla and is irresistible to young women? Sounds like Steven Segal has some competition.
    🍻❤️🤣

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Lol

    • @vlexonkol8466
      @vlexonkol8466 Před 3 měsíci +5

      It was direct competitor to Steven Seagal. Though unlike Seagal, Breen doesnt use any body double

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Just wait till Breen records a dancehall album...#justbleedgang.

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It’s like Hemingway and Fitzgerald…

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Space Ice actually did a Breen vs Seagal matchup video if you really wanna see the two compared.

  • @AMortalDefiant
    @AMortalDefiant Před 3 měsíci +25

    How the fuck does this movie have a 6.6 rating on IMDb (that's the median rating on IMDb, implying that this POS is better than *HALF* the movies produced)?! People must have been trolling...
    Also, the point-and-click video game edit was great! :)

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci

      IMDB ratings for pure shit films almost always are higher than makes any sense.
      It's the purely ironic comedy crowd padding the numbers.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 3 měsíci

      That's not how ratings work.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Před 3 měsíci +1

      There aren't many people who see Neil Breen movies, and even fewer who bother to rate them on IMDB, and of the latter there's no doubt plenty who give it high marks out of humor (much like you can see plenty of sarcastic five-star reviews of notoriously terrible films.)

    • @iamamaniaint
      @iamamaniaint Před 3 měsíci +1

      I guarantee you he has some reviewers on the payroll.

  • @slasherdope8065
    @slasherdope8065 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ok. His movies are stupidly unintentionally funny and I live for it. He is the only one that takes his movies seriously. These movies are great to get stoned to and laugh at them. Nothing more

  • @badchannelname
    @badchannelname Před 3 měsíci +2

    You introduced me to Neal waaay back, thank you!

  • @JustRideTheVibe
    @JustRideTheVibe Před 3 měsíci +10

    I just noticed that Mark did his own Neil Breen impression in the 'Tier 4 Supporter' list in the credits for this video, where it includes:
    Rob Vardaro
    Rob Vardaro
    Robert Vardaro
    Breenius.

    • @AdamFriedberg
      @AdamFriedberg Před 3 měsíci +1

      now I see your post, beat me to it

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 3 měsíci +3

      The listing at the end repeated quite a few names as well. Maybe some people paid twice?!

  • @FeastForThought
    @FeastForThought Před 3 měsíci +18

    5:00 that one killed me 😂
    It reminds me of that Simpsons sketch when Homer tries to vote lol

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV Před 3 měsíci +2

    Breen has invented programmable virtual filmmaking....
    Genius!

  • @jankyartist
    @jankyartist Před 3 měsíci

    I get so excited when a new Neil Been movie drops. I will never watch them but love, love love when my favourite channels review them. Mark your review was by far the best and funniest. Great as always.

  • @50shadesofbeige88
    @50shadesofbeige88 Před 3 měsíci +9

    4:25 back in the "Oh Hai Mark" era. Good times. 😂

  • @joseyglesias3743
    @joseyglesias3743 Před 3 měsíci +16

    But Mark, Neil is a movie genius. Born before his time ❤😂❤😂

  • @DAveweDidntAsk
    @DAveweDidntAsk Před 3 měsíci +1

    I just want to say thanks Mark!! I've enjoyed your reviews for years and they never disappoint. I was waiting for this one in particular ever since Neil announced he was making it. Great work!

  • @jennifer_mertens
    @jennifer_mertens Před 3 měsíci +4

    It has to be intentional, it has to be. He's intentionally trying to create something akin to The Room or even Birdemic and it won't work. He mimics all the quirks of those films, but falls so short of any type of entertainment, it's frightening. Breen's films fill you with nothing but frustration, boredom, and irritation. At least the other films had a semi cohesive plot and didn't make you want to punch someone after watching them. The most entertaining thing about this film is watching WMWM pick it apart. "Thanks Mark"😂.

  • @abowlofsangria3412
    @abowlofsangria3412 Před 3 měsíci +18

    I watched Fateful Findings with my friend last night where she proceeded to tear the movie to shreds. So seeing this new upload is an absolute treat!

    • @basedelon
      @basedelon Před 3 měsíci +2

      I can't believe you watched that movie. How could you have done this! How could you have watched this movie!

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Před 3 měsíci +14

    Neil Breen seems to envision himself as a cross between James Cameron and George Lucas, but he's more of a cross between James Nguyen and George Costanza.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Unfortunately CZcams only allows me to "like" your comment once. 😢

  • @timymax
    @timymax Před 3 měsíci +2

    9:24 out of all the things you pointed out, the thing I want to know most badly is why the window was rolled down in the first place XD

    • @timymax
      @timymax Před 3 měsíci

      my money is on that they wanted that close up shot but the camera mans relation was in the window

  • @sirloco1979
    @sirloco1979 Před 3 měsíci

    I love your videos!! Makes me laugh all the time! Btw, did you know that theodd1sout did a video featuring your channel? It was like 3 years ago when he was talking about The Dark Crystal

  • @mjwittr21
    @mjwittr21 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Breen is the gift that keeps giving.

  • @aaronlambert9297
    @aaronlambert9297 Před 3 měsíci +23

    This film won "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival in February of 2023. Now having watched the entire review, I think Mark is truly angry at Neil's inability to improve over the years.

    • @jeffm3925
      @jeffm3925 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Yet another indictment of this wretched timeline...

    • @GorillaLancaster
      @GorillaLancaster Před 3 měsíci +8

      But, HOW?

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Prestigious institutions right there.

    • @scotsmith2391
      @scotsmith2391 Před 3 měsíci +4

      How many people attended this festival and were they all the hostages and bad guys from the film?

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Před 3 měsíci +1

      No “Neil Breen Choice Awards”, sponsored, produced, and hosted by Neil Breen?

  • @zubiproductions9440
    @zubiproductions9440 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Would love to hear some interviews from some of the actors who have been in his films. Just to hear how they were directed. Some of those stories have to be entertaining. 😂

  • @tommayrant2279
    @tommayrant2279 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Waiting for a Breen and Wiseau team-up movie.

  • @uptown710
    @uptown710 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Cades quest : The triple A adventure game that we never knew we needed.

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams Před 3 měsíci +6

    4:25 - I love your editing skills and timing. Never change.

  • @artmoss6889
    @artmoss6889 Před měsícem +1

    At 3:06, the young woman's inner monologue is, "If i just keep holding my breath, I won't smell the baloney and horseradish sandwhich he just ate."

  • @marienbad2
    @marienbad2 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Non-chronological; dream sequences; flashbacks; unusual narrative structure; ambiguous meaning; baffling? Holy cow! He's making his own version of L'année dernière à Marienbad! Good luck with that, Mr Breen.

  • @EvilGrin
    @EvilGrin Před 3 měsíci +14

    Neel Breen makes me yearn for the cinematographic genius of such video games as Harvester, Dark Seed 2 or Phantasmagoria. All of which btw. had protagonists appearing to be more human then Neil Breen. And probably had higher production values. And reached a bigger audience, even though all of those games were fringe games in the 90s.

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Breen could easily be a character in phantasmagoria

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime Před 3 měsíci +1

      I'd pay for Harvester to be turned into a film. It may face daunting challenges like "having to avoid being a soulless cash-grab" and "Steve's actor went on to become a convicted pedophile," but it could be done.

  • @chrisdolan9579
    @chrisdolan9579 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Best channel on CZcams, and it's not even close!

  • @TheJoshuamooney
    @TheJoshuamooney Před 3 měsíci +1

    I used to worry about when the machines became self aware. Now? I’m worried about when Neal becomes self aware.

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. Před 3 měsíci +5

    0:24 Our Anticipation for one of Breen's Movies.
    Neil Breen's consistency is pure Skill at this point. 😉👌
    12:51 Mark in the movie makes it Sooo much better. 😂

  • @emberparadox458
    @emberparadox458 Před 3 měsíci +19

    I have a feeling this may be that last of the Breen films. Everything about the movie smacks of a last, desperate effort to capitalize on the "cult-classic, so bad it's good" status he managed to cultivate with his previous ones. This one, with the 100% green screen usage and no real locations, even more utter nonsense of a "story" that one can't even try to follow, and the off-a-cliff level of acting using the same actors for multiple roles even more than his previous films... I think he might have run out of money. I honestly don't think he has any money to make films anymore and going 100% green screen was his last ditch effort to try and save cash in the making of this one. Based upon the different reviews I've seen, this last movie isn't going to make him any money because it's not even a "so bad it's good" film that you can put on with a bunch of friends to laugh about. It's just flat out bad and would probably get turned off after the first 10 or 20 minutes.
    I think the time of Breen may have come to an end with this one.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b Před 3 měsíci +2

      It reminds me of that saying, "All bad things must come to an end".

    • @deffjhfhjaabc
      @deffjhfhjaabc Před 3 měsíci +4

      The movie was made during the pandemic, thus it only used green screens. You may be right that this may be his last film because Neil is about to turn 80 if a new movie is made.

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@deffjhfhjaabc Then he'll be a has-Breen.

    • @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
      @KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk Před 3 měsíci +2

      Neel looks good for 80, though.@@deffjhfhjaabc

    • @basilbaby7678
      @basilbaby7678 Před 3 měsíci

      An artiste doesn’t create to live, but lives to create…
      Time to start a GoFundMe for this auteur!

  • @FoucaultEffect
    @FoucaultEffect Před 3 měsíci +1

    I've been waiting for your take. Thank you good sir

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel Před měsícem +1

    The only way every single actor delivers lines this poorly is if they have a director demanding they say them a certain way. I imagine quite a few of them just gave up and did it his way so they could get paid their slice of pizza and go home as soon as possible.

  • @michaelv3340
    @michaelv3340 Před 3 měsíci +46

    It looks like he was having the actors do auditions, then he used the audition tapes to make a movie so he didn't have to actually pay them.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday Před 3 měsíci +1

      Lol I've wondered about how he casts his films. I would gladly do it for free. I was watching one of his movies once and the whole time I was just sitting there wondering about this very thing to be honest hahaha

  • @ji9oli7
    @ji9oli7 Před 3 měsíci +9

    In order to improve, the first step is to accept your mistakes and failures. I don't think this filmmaker has done that at any point.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 3 měsíci +1

      I think he would accept them if he recognized them. People mentioned his broken laptop computers and his more-recent films have had none.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Assuming his whole movie canon isn't some giant troll, if he's being earnest, he's mentally stuck somewhere in Middle School.

  • @PizzaSIut
    @PizzaSIut Před 3 měsíci +1

    thank you for making this

  • @3ggh3ad
    @3ggh3ad Před 3 měsíci +1

    this character is named Cade Altier,
    OMFG there's 3 of them he is just building towards his BCU team up film like the avengers or Justice League

  • @breenpauwer74
    @breenpauwer74 Před 3 měsíci +7

    It is shot in Amsterdam at Centraal Station! What an honour 8:52

    • @zachbos5108
      @zachbos5108 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah he was totally here lol. Leuke naam btw, brain power=breen power?

    • @SomeRPGFan
      @SomeRPGFan Před 2 měsíci

      Amsterdam where people have no reaction whatsoever to someone getting hit by a tram 😂

    • @silkewessels2080
      @silkewessels2080 Před 2 měsíci

      @@SomeRPGFan Clearly he has been there before

  • @midnighthaven
    @midnighthaven Před 3 měsíci +3

    5:10 😂😂 this made me giggle. I'm so sad I missed your premiere of this