@@itswilbur3747 then went straight from weed to baby killing. Had to lol. She said it just started out with drinking and some drugs straight into baby human sacrafice
The REAL story!!! Cindy is actually brilliant. She told Rick about her situation hoping he would immediately take things seriously and go after the cult. When she realized he would rather drink and rub ice cubes all over her, she devised a plan. The reason she threw her helmet off was to fake her own death. Then she hid out, knowing that this would finally motivate him. That is why everyone at the funeral accepted the closed and empty casket. They all knew. Everyone but Rick knew. And after the ending hospital scene Cindy said thank you as she felt she owed him that at least. Then she told him to quit drinking and singing. Because it's horrible. And she never saw him again. The end.
I think in a earlier draft(if such a thing even existed) Cindy was okay with everthing her cult did, but backed out at the last second, explaining why she never called the police. She escaped and is on the run ever since but alas John is an incompetent filmmaker so he drowned the more interesting parts in secks scenes and low quality singing. There's a good movie premise somewhere...
@@Alex_Gordon Ya she was, and the sad thing is there are a couple of professional actors in this movie and she acted them off the stage. Huck is played by Wings Hauser who has a lot of movies under his belt. And the bad guy was William Emmett Smith, a guy with a career spanning 70 years in the business.
What if that was their 1st date, Tamera? Things could get awkward. I wonder if Tamera got into photography due to her name, OR she's actually named Susan and invented the Tamera persona for the bit. (Tamera is my favorite)
That's unfortunate to learn. She's genuinely the best part of this, natural and genuine compared to most of the other ....actors. Jon & his friends and cousins or whatever.
100% convinced this was John pretending he was on a date with a Playboy model but since he's chinless with the personality of a cherry pit, he had to pay her as an actress in a movie.
"The personality of a cherry pit" 😅 Yeah, that guy's face looks like someone chewed on it for a while, then spit out carelessly on the sidewalk only to dry there for days...
Totally agree 👍. Also, best moment in Apocalyse Now is when they finally arrive at Kurz's domain, bodies dangling from trees, lots of decapitated heads as decor...and out comes insane acid casuality "war correspondent" Dennis Hopper.After rambling the praises of Colonel Kurz doesn't have the desired effect he pauses, glances around and says " The heads. You're looking at the HEADS man...", which has since become my go to line whenever I'm trying to convince someone to do something, lol.
Hi, what's up? It really goes to show that Mark has a large range of age groups, who enjoy his show. I was surprised nobody was pointing out Wings Hauser but didn't even know about Cole. LoL I just spent an hour on IMDB and realised that not only did I make a mistake, when I said, Wings had his own T.V. show. He never was the Star of a show but was on a Soap opera, ' The Young and the restless and he was on 50+ shows, like the A-Team and 90210. I also read about Cole and his career. I've seen movies he was in but didn't but 2 and 2 together. Regardless, if you're a fan of Mark's style, you should check out the RLM You tube channel and a show they do, called Best of the Worst. They take 3 terrible movies and make fun of them and they did an episode on this movie, years back( under the movie's alternate title Get Even). Also Miami Connection, Samurai Cop and literally hundreds more. They've been going at it since 2007 and are way too funny, for me to do them any justice. So check them out, if you like terrible movies, getting ripped to shreds. Sometimes Literally!! Lol Cheers from Montreal Quebec Canada
I think he definitely auditioned a bunch of women for that role. Most of these dudes make movies just so they can say _"You should be in my movie. Come to my basement and audition"_
that's going to be my plan if i ever have a sex dungeon, i mean 'basement.' just need to order some business cards and crank out a website. what impressed dumb people more on a card, 'CEO' or 'talent co-ordinator'?
Handing off the Champagne glass to someone off screen during a love scene might actually be some Naked Gun level humor if it wasn’t so obviously not intended 🤣
I think that shot, in general, implies that there was some tongue in cheek style humor to the film. Think of it this way, if you were genuinely making a movie that you wanted to be serious, you wouldn't have included the shot. You could have cut early, then reshot his hand in closeup sitting the glass down on the table, even IF you no longer had actors present and had run into the issue in editing.
This will really blow your mind. Apparently John became a lawyer after this movie. I can just imagine his opening remarks based on this movie and breaking into the shimmy slide to finish up his case.
I'm going to start dropping the line, "The next thing I know, they sacrificed a human baby" into random conversations to see if people are actually listening to what I'm saying.
The is probably the MOST vain vanity project I've ever seen. Writing, directing, producing and starring in a sex scene with your own bad singing over it? There needs to be some kind of award for Cringe factor 5000.
@@glennjanot8128 Or everything by Neil Breen. Or the Leo Fong movies. And there's lots of other films like that. (By the way, pretty much every Hollywood movie is a vanity project; Hollywood itself is nothing but a big vanity project.) But this is still one of the best. No, worst. No, best! Worst! Best! Whatever, it deserves an award.
Cindy's father to Rick "who are you another drug contaminated devil worshipper from.....Hollywood" I think even Ed Wood would've done another take on that one.
As someone that has (unfortunately, in hindsight) run karaoke DJ for about 25 years off and on, your analogy of John singing is dead on. The wide eyed look, the back and forth "dancing" without the head moving, the feeling that they're consistently a half beat slow, and trying to sound like Elvis. This guy checks off all the boxes.
I LOVE when Mark adds himself into the scenes. What impresses the hell out of me is that its not just still foreground shots that he inserts himself into, he uses active scenes with the people in the foreground still moving! Its makes is 100 times more hilarious. Great work again, Mark! You're becoming our favorite CZcams channel. 👏🤣
There is something truly astonishing about movies like this one where they have this overarching feeling that the entire screenplay was written by a 13 year old boy who just loves action movies a lot or something, and they don't really have any concept of coherent storytelling; they just operate on cool tropes they've seen time and time again that they don't fully comprehend. But then you realize that no one involved in making these are actually 13 years old.
There's that Kung Fu movie where they have Popeye fighting mummies and I'm thinking "this is like if I drew the greatest movie ever made in crayon when I was 6".
@@BGNOLA When I was in 5th grade we had to write a haunted house story in English class for Halloween. I really went overboard with it and the main characters were literally just running into different monsters every time they entered a new room (a werewolf, a group of zombies, a minotaur, an Egyptian mummy, a hooded executioner guy with a giant axe etc etc) just really to the point of absurdity with zero substance or plot to move things along. Years later, I watched the movie "Spookies" and it almost felt surreal; like I was witnessing my moronic 5th grade intellectual property finally getting the Hollywood treatment.
I am a retired recording engineer, studio musician, and producer. I refuse to believe someone listened to his vocals and said, "That's a great take, let's keep it".
Lol. John DeHart is on Linkedin. His profile says he's a Writer, director, singer, actor, producer, musician, attorney, real estate agent, building contractor, sound track vocalist, and Good at all of the above! And he's directing a new film in London. Lol John's a true Renaissance man! There's nothing he can't do. He can do everything. I think John should add one more career move to his very long resume. How about Presidential candidate for the United States of America! He'll get my vote for sure. Let's all request to follow him on LinkedIn and pursued him to run for president. He can make the Shimmy Shuffle his campaign song!!
That "thigh slapping, smash hit" during the love scene in the tub highlights John's amazing skill at being totally tone deaf. Im sure dogs were howling outside🤣
Man i just love "bad" movies. Here in Brazil back in 2006, we used to go after them everywhere, internet wasn't the best source or the easiest way to find them, anyways we bust out asses to make theaters sessions with the worst of the worst. Congrats for the great content guys👏👍
This movie is the very definition of "so bad, it's good". I don't even think Wings Hauser was supposed to be in this. I think he just stumbled into filming, drunk, and, everybody was too scared to ask him to leave.
Everyone in the bar cheers for his singing because he’s that special kid with severe developmental disabilities and they just want him to feel good about himself
Wings Hauser’s character name is Huck Finney😂 I think the point here is that Wings Hauser and William Smith were the “get” stars for the vanity project. (FYI: In the early 2000’s Hauser, and his acting partner Cali Lili could be hired together for 1 price if they were to co-star in projects to help save costs (the two eventually married in real life). FYI Wings and Cali met on the project the Blue Lizard (2002).😊
“If you think it can’t get any worse than this, you are wrong. You are SO wrong.” Great delivery and the fear in Mark’s eyes says he’s not lying. I need to see this film for myself.
Please don't! It'll be too painful to sit through! It was painful enough for me to sit through only seeing pieces of it, while seeing it understandably criticized! And he didn't criticize it hard enough!!
I want a De Hart music album. Put it on when friends are over. Observe their reaction. Act like you really like it. Do the "Shimmy Slide" and laugh maniacally.
@@TheSheilaff I drank them. I hate beer but I needed something to relax and I think the crew had already enough...😁 Those deliveries weren't uttered by sober people, I'm 100% sure of it!
So, here comes the funny part. This was a pretty bad vanity project, I did not know how this would be as my scenes were with the great William Smith (Conan's father in Arnold Schwarzeneggar's Conan The Barbarian 1982), I played the part Of Espinoza, (the guy in the suit that gets killed by William). One of the nicest guys ever, salt of the earth. They treated me well, and made lifelong friends from that shoot. But, yeah when I saw the finished project, I was... oh? Thanks Mark for the laughter. Keep up the good work sir!
In the baby stabbing scene I think the actor subconsciously knew it was wrong to stab a baby and that over rode his conscious mind. In “toxic avenger”, there is a scene where an actor is told to point a gun at a baby. The actor is claimed to have stated filming that scene caused him issues for years.
I like stories like this because it’s a reminder that even in truly bonkers “so bad it’s good” movies there are crew and cast for whom this is an earnest performance, they’re thinking about what their doing, trying to do a good job, taking the whole thing seriously.
Yeah, this movie is a painful vanity project but I consider it worth watching for one reason: Wings Hauser. The man was clearly very drunk, gave zero effs, and made a mockery of every scene he was in. The funeral scene where he's in the background just staring up at the sky has me laughing just thinking about it.
This movie has it all. Out of date “I’m old but still lit” styles of the affluent working class 1990s middle aged dude. The peculiar Bay Watch fashion of the “hot chick on the make”of the era. Terrible country music. Purposeless washed up character actors that you almost recognize but can’t place. Renegade cop seeks revenge tropes. And best of all the Satanic Panic of the late 80s!
Redlettermedia came up with a name of these types of movies after watching this movie. They're called "black tanktops" since thats what the director/writer/main character wears cause they think it makes them look tough even though they are doughy older middle aged men with beer guts.
I can’t believe you did the bleach thing. How could you have done this? How could you have done the bleach thing? I can’t shimmy slide you out of this one, Huck.
I think the film would have benefited from one final scene where bloodshot Huck wakes up on the floor of his lounge floor covered in empty bourbon bottles, still hammered from the night before, and he looks up at the native American mannequin and tells him he had a crazy dream where he had an actual friend called Rick who had a Playboy bunny girlfriend , and they were both from the police force and went after a satanic cult. As the mannequin remains impassive Huck laughs to camera and says "it's crazy talk as I never had any friends".
This is a masterpiece for one reason and one reason alone: the lady taking her clothes off in the bar actually had a functional purpose a few minutes later...... that beats 90% of movies with similar scenes.
Normad and Huck are both well known actors, although I can't remember their names. Rick and Neil Breen need to do a collaboration. Can you imagine the ego battle? Hahahaha
The early to mid 90s were just so great. Literally any movie idea was produced: from one-time directors backed by dentists to major studio projects, everyone was just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what stuck. It was probably for tax reasons, but I miss this era of so much
Im sure inflated (faked) budgets and tax write-offs mightve been part of it. But I think the biggest thing was the emergence of inexpensive video cameras. This was the beginning of the home video revolution and I dont just mean VCR. When cameras and equipment to shoot a movie came down from 5-6 digit territory (and had to be leased through a studio rental or whatever) down to 4 digits all of a sudden 'normal' people had access. Also a lot of people who wouldve been filtered out in the old system long before getting to the production stage were getting their hands on equipment. Sometimes that led to an Evil Dead type film with raw low-budget creativity, othertimes it led to shit like this
Also who goes "I saw these people murder a baby and now they want to kill me, but anyway, how have YOU been ?" I feel that level of conversation has sort of been left far behind at THAT point.
Honestly relatable for someone living on the edge of a constant breakdown who can't process everything in their brain and over shares in casual conversation. But the character isn't written with that kind of nuance and she doesn't play her that way, so it's just unintentionally hilarious.
I have lost count of how many times I have watched this video. It blows my mind that ebayers are asking $100 for this movie but on the positive side "polyester puppet" is my new favorite lawyer insult.
I was ragging on Rick for looking like he doesn't know what part of the gun you're supposed to hold it from, but then I saw the villain with one. How the hell can you hit a target if you close your eyes every time you squeeze the trigger?
This is hands down my favorite type of content on this channel. The really obscure, lesser known flicks. I can see your grief, Mark, but I gotta say its super entertaining because I laughed my ass off through this whole episode! That scene where the hand enters the shot to take the glass! Holy frig!!!lol 😆
I actually missed it on my first watch. It wasn't until the 2nd watch through while I was writing that I spotted it like "omg I can't believe I almost missed this"
What I'm most impressed about this movie... the random Jump Bug arcade game sighting in the background @ 6:59... that was a fairly uncommon and rare game in the wild
The clothing for certain scenes deserve medals 🏅! That shirt he wore to get married gets bronze 🥉, and Mark's comment about his pants when they visit Cindy's parents are silver 🥈, but the American flag denim jean jacket and blue jeans to visit a grave are top notch--gold right there 🥇!
What a handsome lead actor this man is! How in the world, Hollywood missed this blond, mustachioed, middle-aged hunk's leading man potential is beyond me!
OK, at this point we NEED to make a label for this type of film: these low budget indie vanity projects where one person decides to take over just about every aspect of filmmaking, and then falling flat on their faces. There's now just too many of them to ignore.
The guys at Red Letter Media have taken to calling these types of movies "black tank top movies" since the guys who make them are almost always shown wearing a black tank top at some point
Jack once gave an interview claiming he had a young woman driving him in a limo and she broke down and told him she had seen a baby sacrificed by a cult and now she was in fear for her life. But before he could talk to her more about it she was on a motorcycle and got killed by a hit and run driver. You just can't make this up!
I completely and utterly lost it when she said they sacrificed a human baby. Like I got noise complaints from my neighbours from me laughing for half an hour level of losing it.
A movie based on LSD hallucinations would look more like a children's move. Colorful, geometric, and constantly wondering if the things you see moving are _really_ moving.
Also, it's funny how that one guy's friends know the Judge served with him on the Police Force, but that never gets brought up at the trial, even though it would have been a legal requirement for the Judge to pass the case along to someone else due to a blatant conflict of interest.
Often, when I watch movies, especially bad movies, when I see an "extra" walk by in the background, I'll shout "THERE I AM MOM!" Can you imagine being a dedicated, aspiring actor, and working as an "extra" on this Dumpster Fire??
idk I gotta hand it to any guy that is not only willing to but financially able to make a whole movie just to make out with a play-mate. Clearly that's the reason he made this whole thing and all the power to him.
In defence of Pamela Jean Bryant, she had quite a good career as an actress. She was actually a solid actress and passed too soon. And let's appreciate the great William Smith as Normad.This movie is a passion project and its really really bad. Thanks for a great review.
It had to have alternate names because it wouldn't have survived enough at the video stores and sales in the early 90s to help get John get back a little bit of his money... Imagine buying his video cassette and feeling bad that you bought it in the "SALES" bin, then about a month or so later accidentally renting his alternate video only to find out you had the same damn copy! Lol 😂
@@richardhart9204 I was introduced to it under the "Road to Revenge" name about a year or two prior to RLM covering it. I remember seeing that episode of "Best of the Worst" and going "Geteven? Wait what?"
Movies like this remind me of being in middle school when my friends dad let us use a VHS camera. We made movies and just made things up as we went. Pretty much the same vibe as this movie.
I've been quoting his death line just about every single day since I've seen this video. Its one of the best cheesy death lines of all time in my opinion.
And watch Nordams mouth closely as Rick replies back with "not a problem" The way Nordams mouth moves while he's gasping for air, it makes it looks like he's the one saying "Not a problem" before he does the classic head tilt of death. Lol There isn't a single line in the entire revenge scene that isn't either screwed up by either terrible acting, audio, directing or script writing and often it's a a combination of all 4 This is truly the holy grail of bad movies
The Movie Poster art is fantastic! Looks like classic 80’s action films or NES game cover art! I can’t get over how often we hear about Breen in Marks vids - it’s wonderful.
LMAO. The poster looks like the Grand Theft Auto 'Vice City' cover. Lol. & In the scene where Normad accuses Rick & Huck of being drug dealers, Normad looks & is dressed exactly like the Grand Theft Auto Vice City loading screen! The unintentional little things in this movie are too dam funny
@@joshnaver3994 Yeah, it's more of an homage to 80's B movies like Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Miami Connection. Which GTA Vice City definitely took its inspiration from.
I love this movie haha. So hilariously bad, the full length music number "shimmy slide" is just...a masterpiece. Plus you get one of the drunkest actors I've ever seen in a movie, not the character, the actual actor. Wings Hauser *(spelling idk..) is so drunk in this movie. He is so wasted that he is clearly just rambling some improvised lines instead of whatever he was supposed to be saying from the actual script. DeHart looks noticably annoyed and pissed of at him in multiple scenes and it's just so perfect...
There is literally no scene in this movie where he doesn't look awkward and out of place. What an amazing feat.
Him and Neil Breen have this nailed on. Wish other actor/director/writers/editors/caterers did this.
Gus Johnson really let himself go...
Props to the band behind him keeping straight faces
Never heard of this star, producer, director and now know why.
"Norads Thigs In a Car".
Actually laughed out loud when she said she sacrificed a human baby. Like wtf that escalated so quickly
Marks' deadpan look at that line is friggin hilarious.
not sure what is so weird about it. You join a satanic cult during breakfast and are sacrificing a baby before lunch. Tale as old as time.
@@pretorious700 and her delivery of that line was so bad it was perfect 🤣
Do you think they started with marijuana first, then straight on to baby killing? Or was it a gradual build up through the harder drugs?🤔😆
@@itswilbur3747 then went straight from weed to baby killing. Had to lol. She said it just started out with drinking and some drugs straight into baby human sacrafice
The REAL story!!!
Cindy is actually brilliant. She told Rick about her situation hoping he would immediately take things seriously and go after the cult. When she realized he would rather drink and rub ice cubes all over her, she devised a plan. The reason she threw her helmet off was to fake her own death. Then she hid out, knowing that this would finally motivate him. That is why everyone at the funeral accepted the closed and empty casket. They all knew. Everyone but Rick knew. And after the ending hospital scene Cindy said thank you as she felt she owed him that at least. Then she told him to quit drinking and singing. Because it's horrible. And she never saw him again.
The end.
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Makes total sense!!
Naw, too realistic.
I accept this as the truth.
I think in a earlier draft(if such a thing even existed) Cindy was okay with everthing her cult did, but backed out at the last second, explaining why she never called the police. She escaped and is on the run ever since but alas John is an incompetent filmmaker so he drowned the more interesting parts in secks scenes and low quality singing.
There's a good movie premise somewhere...
RIP to Pamela Jean Bryant(1959-2010). Even though she acted in one of the worst movies of all time, she seemed like a good person.
Dang, died of an asthma attack at 51, that's sad.
and she was by far the best actor in this movie!
@@Alex_Gordon Ya she was, and the sad thing is there are a couple of professional actors in this movie and she acted them off the stage. Huck is played by Wings Hauser who has a lot of movies under his belt. And the bad guy was William Emmett Smith, a guy with a career spanning 70 years in the business.
What if that was their 1st date, Tamera? Things could get awkward.
I wonder if Tamera got into photography due to her name, OR she's actually named Susan and invented the Tamera persona for the bit.
(Tamera is my favorite)
That's unfortunate to learn. She's genuinely the best part of this, natural and genuine compared to most of the other ....actors. Jon & his friends and cousins or whatever.
100% convinced this was John pretending he was on a date with a Playboy model but since he's chinless with the personality of a cherry pit, he had to pay her as an actress in a movie.
"The personality of a cherry pit" 😅
Yeah, that guy's face looks like someone chewed on it for a while, then spit out carelessly on the sidewalk only to dry there for days...
This ends with a dr joke, and i say this with no hyperbole, a million times better than mr cherry pit's czcams.com/video/L7K-kaelQEs/video.html
He looks like one of those faces you make with software where you push all their features into the middle of their face
@@robotrix Oh, man, I'm thinking of Tim and Eric again, where they did those "Video Match" sketches.
I'm fuckin dieing between the scenes, commentary and comments here.🤣
"Huck is ironing his clothes while drinking a beer and talking to a Native American mannequin." Never did I think I'd hear such a sentence in my life.
Quirky comedic character, doing quirky comedic character things…
The smoking In the hospital was real, I remember visiting my dad in hospital in Detroit around 1989 and he was smoking, hospital ashtray and all
😂😂
Its a great time to be alive
@@breakingames7772 believe it or not but I was a pediatric cardiology patient in the 70’s & 80’s and my Dad was allowed to smoke in my hospital room.
That hand holding the glass looks like something out of "Naked Gun" 😂
Lol pretty much
Huck is clearly the most interesting character in this movie.
The whole film should have been about his decent into madness.
They shoukd have hadhim end up as one of the cultists, that at least would have added an interesting twist
Totally agree 👍. Also, best moment in Apocalyse Now is when they finally arrive at Kurz's domain, bodies dangling from trees, lots of decapitated heads as decor...and out comes insane acid casuality "war correspondent" Dennis Hopper.After rambling the praises of Colonel Kurz doesn't have the desired effect he pauses, glances around and says " The heads. You're looking at the HEADS man...", which has since become my go to line whenever I'm trying to convince someone to do something, lol.
That’s actually Cole Hauser’s dad, Wings Hauser. So, in 1992, while he was doing this piece of garbage, Cole was acting in Dazed and Confused
Hi, what's up?
It really goes to show that Mark has a large range of age groups, who enjoy his show.
I was surprised nobody was pointing out Wings Hauser but didn't even know about Cole. LoL
I just spent an hour on IMDB and realised that not only did I make a mistake, when I said, Wings had his own T.V. show. He never was the Star of a show but was on a Soap opera, ' The Young and the restless and he was on 50+ shows, like the A-Team and 90210.
I also read about Cole and his career. I've seen movies he was in but didn't but 2 and 2 together.
Regardless, if you're a fan of Mark's style, you should check out the RLM
You tube channel and a show they do, called Best of the Worst. They take 3 terrible movies and make fun of them and they did an episode on this movie, years back( under the movie's alternate title Get Even). Also Miami Connection, Samurai Cop and literally hundreds more. They've been going at it since 2007 and are way too funny, for me to do them any justice.
So check them out, if you like terrible movies, getting ripped to shreds. Sometimes Literally!! Lol
Cheers from Montreal Quebec Canada
Decent - adequate, good
Descent - a downward trajectory
I think he definitely auditioned a bunch of women for that role. Most of these dudes make movies just so they can say _"You should be in my movie. Come to my basement and audition"_
His black leather driving coat sure doesn't look creepy at all
That's the movie industry in general.
Hey Primm, glad you’re subscribed to this channel, it’s hilarious. Keep up the good work on Twitch, also hilarious.
that's going to be my plan if i ever have a sex dungeon, i mean 'basement.' just need to order some business cards and crank out a website. what impressed dumb people more on a card, 'CEO' or 'talent co-ordinator'?
How many are still there?
Handing off the Champagne glass to someone off screen during a love scene might actually be some Naked Gun level humor if it wasn’t so obviously not intended 🤣
I wholly agree, this movie was-HAD to be a troll project of every action movie ever made, which makes it fantastic
Thing had a falling out with Gomez, so he had to move out and find a job.
Police Squad, the TV show that Naked Gun was based on, was even better. It's on CZcams
It was, wasn't it! That's one of the funniest bad movie things I've ever seen.
I think that shot, in general, implies that there was some tongue in cheek style humor to the film. Think of it this way, if you were genuinely making a movie that you wanted to be serious, you wouldn't have included the shot. You could have cut early, then reshot his hand in closeup sitting the glass down on the table, even IF you no longer had actors present and had run into the issue in editing.
I just love how terrified he looks on stage. Dude wants to be a movie star
This will really blow your mind. Apparently John became a lawyer after this movie. I can just imagine his opening remarks based on this movie and breaking into the shimmy slide to finish up his case.
I thought he was a lawyer before
I'm going to start dropping the line, "The next thing I know, they sacrificed a human baby" into random conversations to see if people are actually listening to what I'm saying.
Me too.
LMAO!! If you guys go ahead and do it, you have to let us know what happened!!!
@@donculotta1551 I shall. Watch this space!
And?
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No matter. I'll try it after a couple of drinks tomorrow... 😁
How’s that going for ya?
The is probably the MOST vain vanity project I've ever seen. Writing, directing, producing and starring in a sex scene with your own bad singing over it? There needs to be some kind of award for Cringe factor 5000.
There are. Choose your championship belt title: Enchanting Wizard of Cringedom OR Cringemaster Divine.
I don't know, The Room is pretty bad and also a vanity project ^^
@@glennjanot8128 Or everything by Neil Breen. Or the Leo Fong movies. And there's lots of other films like that. (By the way, pretty much every Hollywood movie is a vanity project; Hollywood itself is nothing but a big vanity project.) But this is still one of the best. No, worst. No, best! Worst! Best! Whatever, it deserves an award.
@@glennjanot8128 Wiseau didn't sing
@@robotrix true! That does make this objectively next-level vanity.
“I heard you tried the bleach thing” is the best line of dialogue ever.
I CAN NOT Believe Mark was able to even make it past that part.
Even the guy playing Huck was like
"........What?......."
Like....WTH....
That was good but "I don't do drugs nor do I worship Satan" was better
7:51 he is definitely reading the lyrics to the song off of cue cards while he’s up there singing 😂😂😂
"I DON'T do drugs, OR Worship the Devil!"
I plan on making this my new opener line from now on, when I meet or am being introduced to new people.
I legitimately do neither in real life and if people have a problem with it, then they are the problem, not myself.
"I didn't do drugs or worship the devil. Then I watched John De Hart do The Shimmyslide. It all went downhill from there."
Use it at job interviews. Great icebreaker.
If they walk away, they're not your friends.
By specifying so strongly that you do neither of those activities separately, I would instantly be suspicious that you do both at the same time.
Anybody else notice that the Playboy bunny gave the most convincing performance
for me it was the waiter.
It clearly took great acting skills for an ex-Playboy model to pretend to be attracted to John deHart.
@@loumencken9644 😅😂🤣
She did a bit of other acting, retired to concentrate on decorative art, and died relatively young from an asthma attack.
@@loumencken9644 zingo!
I think the sole purpose of him making this movie was to make out with a playboy playmate. Hell, it worked!
"I'll be with you when you neeeed meeeeeeeeeeee!!" It sounded like De Hart recorded that song while riding in the back of a pickup truck in winter.
Cindy's father to Rick "who are you another drug contaminated devil worshipper from.....Hollywood" I think even Ed Wood would've done another take on that one.
I dunno...Ed didn't do a second take when the police detective scratches his head with a gun barrel.
@@BGNOLA that's the kind of movie magic that you just have to leave in
@@silverwheel I think the actor did that just to see if Ed would do a second take.
All right my friend , you win the post of the year for that one: Even Ed Wood would have done another take! laughing out loud here!
But this take is just perfect! I'm so glad they let it in.
As someone that has (unfortunately, in hindsight) run karaoke DJ for about 25 years off and on, your analogy of John singing is dead on. The wide eyed look, the back and forth "dancing" without the head moving, the feeling that they're consistently a half beat slow, and trying to sound like Elvis. This guy checks off all the boxes.
To me he sounds like johnny Cash but if he got the shit scared out him before he started singing
Not to mention absolutely ZERO pitch.
DeHart even made a music video for the Shimmy Slide & uploaded it for the whole world to enjoy.
czcams.com/video/gVXQwiRv6XA/video.html
The most amazing thing about this movie is it has two actors I have heard of before in it.
Maybe DeHart did legal work for them and they owed him money?
I love bad, bad, really bad movies, they are another level of pure entertainment
Same! Can’t get enough of them.
Consistently having no sense of timing is a comedy art form
To be honest Sharknado is one of my favorite comedy movies and Mel Brooks one of my favorite producers
@@D4LM4R Mel made good movies though
@@highschoolbigshot yeah very good movies
The blond babe at the bar deserves an Oscar for pretending to like his singing.
Especially for her comedic chops when she delivered the line, “They sacrificed a human baby.”
I LOVE when Mark adds himself into the scenes. What impresses the hell out of me is that its not just still foreground shots that he inserts himself into, he uses active scenes with the people in the foreground still moving! Its makes is 100 times more hilarious. Great work again, Mark! You're becoming our favorite CZcams channel. 👏🤣
and he gets the lighting right, too. what a pro.
Is getting better and better doing this show and hilarious as always
He´s become SO good with it lately. One of my all time favorites was as Kylo Ren in his Star Wars sequels review!
He already is my favorite. He is hilarious
He he he he you said insert.
Can we have a moment of silence for Mark who had to endure this awful unwatchable movie - SEVERAL TIMES?
Mark is so hilarious in his understated commentary. He’s getting the thousand yard stare.
Your sacrifice is so much appreciated, good sir.
There is something truly astonishing about movies like this one where they have this overarching feeling that the entire screenplay was written by a 13 year old boy who just loves action movies a lot or something, and they don't really have any concept of coherent storytelling; they just operate on cool tropes they've seen time and time again that they don't fully comprehend. But then you realize that no one involved in making these are actually 13 years old.
its the star of the film it usually is.
There's that Kung Fu movie where they have Popeye fighting mummies and I'm thinking "this is like if I drew the greatest movie ever made in crayon when I was 6".
Hell, he’s been 13 for 35 years at this point. He’s the most experienced 13 year-old there is.
RedLetterMedia nailed this movie when they reviewed it.
@@BGNOLA When I was in 5th grade we had to write a haunted house story in English class for Halloween. I really went overboard with it and the main characters were literally just running into different monsters every time they entered a new room (a werewolf, a group of zombies, a minotaur, an Egyptian mummy, a hooded executioner guy with a giant axe etc etc) just really to the point of absurdity with zero substance or plot to move things along. Years later, I watched the movie "Spookies" and it almost felt surreal; like I was witnessing my moronic 5th grade intellectual property finally getting the Hollywood treatment.
John DeHart is absolutely dripping with charisma. He’s a saturated sponge of animal magnetism.
He carries the whole masterpiece...he is the vast shimmering star at De Hart of this galaxy of champagne and bullets and pure entertainment.
He's a Hai Karate-scented candle burning in the center of a honeymoon suite festooned in leopard print and gold lame.
He is a sponge alright.
@@OrangeElixir Hai Karate! I had ( mercifully) forgotten about that stuff:))
My only thought reading this took the form of a question:
"Are sponges animals even?"
The playboy model fell for his willingness to chuck annoying teenagers out on the side of the road. What a man! 😂🤣😂🤣
We're grateful to you, Mark, for enduring this hell for our benefit. Your commentary is laugh out loud funny, as always.
"But honestly.. I'm a little shocked Rick doesn't start talking to the basket"
Well, thank you, Mark. Now I got coffee all over my clothes
I am a retired recording engineer, studio musician, and producer.
I refuse to believe someone listened to his vocals and said, "That's a great take, let's keep it".
Ah but remember it's his film!
pmsl so true. God it was painful to listen to.
Maybe he’s the type that won’t take constructive criticism. If a client is paying you 🤷🏽♀️
@@Shewas-kathybates Not in my experience, but yeah, must be that.
Lol. John DeHart is on Linkedin. His profile says he's a Writer, director, singer, actor, producer, musician, attorney, real estate agent, building contractor, sound track vocalist, and Good at all of the above! And he's directing a new film in London. Lol
John's a true Renaissance man! There's nothing he can't do. He can do everything.
I think John should add one more career move to his very long resume. How about Presidential candidate for the United States of America!
He'll get my vote for sure. Let's all request to follow him on LinkedIn and pursued him to run for president. He can make the Shimmy Shuffle his campaign song!!
He was a police for 7 years but didn't know how to check for a pulse?
That "thigh slapping, smash hit" during the love scene in the tub highlights John's amazing skill at being totally tone deaf. Im sure dogs were howling outside🤣
If this girl's mother let her marry a guy wearing a windbreaker without any kind of fight, I understand how the cult thing happened.
it was the early 90s, everyone was wearing either denim jackets, windbreakers, or flannel 24/7.
I can see the connection how shirtless windbreakers can lead to becoming a member in a satanic cult.
I think she'd be more concerned with the fact that her prospective son-in-law looks old enough to be HER husband, lol.
I paid £37.94 for this movie on Blu-ray, and furthermore, I would do it all over again.
It's all about the Shimmy Slide
No shame somethings in life are worth it.
You should get a producer credit in any future re edited versions for that money.
Bloody Nora!! They should have paid you to take it! But if it’s worth the experience, who am I to judge...
I like your style brother, like looking in a mirror... More power to you 👍🏴
Man i just love "bad" movies. Here in Brazil back in 2006, we used to go after them everywhere, internet wasn't the best source or the easiest way to find them, anyways we bust out asses to make theaters sessions with the worst of the worst. Congrats for the great content guys👏👍
The making of this film shows all of us to listen to criticism from the people around us.
‘Huck goes home and starts shooting his bills’ is the best thing I’ve ever heard.
This movie is the very definition of "so bad, it's good". I don't even think Wings Hauser was supposed to be in this. I think he just stumbled into filming, drunk, and, everybody was too scared to ask him to leave.
Everyone in the bar cheers for his singing because he’s that special kid with severe developmental disabilities and they just want him to feel good about himself
Wings Hauser’s character name is Huck Finney😂 I think the point here is that Wings Hauser and William Smith were the “get” stars for the vanity project. (FYI: In the early 2000’s Hauser, and his acting partner Cali Lili could be hired together for 1 price if they were to co-star in projects to help save costs (the two eventually married in real life). FYI Wings and Cali met on the project the Blue Lizard (2002).😊
“If you think it can’t get any worse than this, you are wrong. You are SO wrong.”
Great delivery and the fear in Mark’s eyes says he’s not lying.
I need to see this film for myself.
Me, too. Maybe the naked ladies will make it worth the effort. Maybe.
Please don't! It'll be too painful to sit through! It was painful enough for me to sit through only seeing pieces of it, while seeing it understandably criticized! And he didn't criticize it hard enough!!
@@alvexok5523 😂
Someone is selling Champagne and Bullets on EBay for $123.00. I’m not American but I’m not sure I can stop myself….😆
I want a De Hart music album. Put it on when friends are over. Observe their reaction. Act like you really like it. Do the "Shimmy Slide" and laugh maniacally.
Lol. The hot tub sex scene song sounds like a parody/satire song from a South Park episode.
If those two showed up at a restaurant together everyone would assume he's taking his granddaughter out for her birthday.
That's gonna be very awkward when they see them start kissing. 😳
Rick took the Johnny from 'The Room' approach to the baby sacrifice:
"Don't worry about it, HAH."
Neil Breen: I am the worst actor and director to have ever walked the earth.
John De Hart: Hold my beer.
his disappearing and reappearing beer
@@TheSheilaff This reply made me LOL :p
No way De Hart would ever part with his beer! ;)
@@TheSheilaff I drank them. I hate beer but I needed something to relax and I think the crew had already enough...😁
Those deliveries weren't uttered by sober people, I'm 100% sure of it!
Hold my champagne, person off camera.
The placement of John De Hart's mustache really emphasizes the muppet-like shape of his face.
He looks like a Gallagher the comedian on qualudes
He wants to be a movie hunk so bad. 😆
He looks like a random npc character in a tim and eric sketch
So, here comes the funny part. This was a pretty bad vanity project, I did not know how this would be as my scenes were with the great William Smith (Conan's father in Arnold Schwarzeneggar's Conan The Barbarian 1982), I played the part Of Espinoza, (the guy in the suit that gets killed by William). One of the nicest guys ever, salt of the earth. They treated me well, and made lifelong friends from that shoot. But, yeah when I saw the finished project, I was... oh? Thanks Mark for the laughter. Keep up the good work sir!
Lol Thanks for your comment! How have you been?
In the baby stabbing scene I think the actor subconsciously knew it was wrong to stab a baby and that over rode his conscious mind. In “toxic avenger”, there is a scene where an actor is told to point a gun at a baby. The actor is claimed to have stated filming that scene caused him issues for years.
I like stories like this because it’s a reminder that even in truly bonkers “so bad it’s good” movies there are crew and cast for whom this is an earnest performance, they’re thinking about what their doing, trying to do a good job, taking the whole thing seriously.
I agre😊e
Yeah, this movie is a painful vanity project but I consider it worth watching for one reason: Wings Hauser. The man was clearly very drunk, gave zero effs, and made a mockery of every scene he was in. The funeral scene where he's in the background just staring up at the sky has me laughing just thinking about it.
I didn't realize things stopped happening for Wings Hauser after the 80's. I mean, this is a monumental nosedive.
Wings is very method. The "studio" provided Evan Williams to assist in his staying in character.
He was indeed fascinating to watch. Like your drunk buddy in a bar two minutes before he gets tossed out.
Since watching Wings Hauser in Vice Squad and the RiffTrax movie Mutant I am completely obsessed with this mesmerizing actor.
@@docsnake I've been a huge fan of his since the 90s. He's consistently awesome in every movie he makes. I love the guy
This movie has it all. Out of date “I’m old but still lit” styles of the affluent working class 1990s middle aged dude. The peculiar Bay Watch fashion of the “hot chick on the make”of the era. Terrible country music. Purposeless washed up character actors that you almost recognize but can’t place. Renegade cop seeks revenge tropes. And best of all the Satanic Panic of the late 80s!
Your username is amazing.
And another cop living above his income like Samurai Cop....
Redlettermedia came up with a name of these types of movies after watching this movie. They're called "black tanktops" since thats what the director/writer/main character wears cause they think it makes them look tough even though they are doughy older middle aged men with beer guts.
@@nickstav08 to be fair the guys not in bad shape.
Actually one of the actors was an up and coming typecast as mob guy actor Al Sapienza. His list of credits is actually pretty impressive.
“I heard you did that bleach thing!” That is some Neil Breen dialogue.
I can’t believe you did the bleach thing. How could you have done this? How could you have done the bleach thing?
I can’t shimmy slide you out of this one, Huck.
@@kinkanalchemist It was because he sacrificed a human baby.
I replay the bleach thing a lot.
I think the film would have benefited from one final scene where bloodshot Huck wakes up on the floor of his lounge floor covered in empty bourbon bottles, still hammered from the night before, and he looks up at the native American mannequin and tells him he had a crazy dream where he had an actual friend called Rick who had a Playboy bunny girlfriend , and they were both from the police force and went after a satanic cult. As the mannequin remains impassive Huck laughs to camera and says "it's crazy talk as I never had any friends".
"Breen Tier" needs to be an actual quality assessment for movies.
This is a masterpiece for one reason and one reason alone: the lady taking her clothes off in the bar actually had a functional purpose a few minutes later...... that beats 90% of movies with similar scenes.
22:46 LMAO got me with “maybe next time try the rope thing.”
Mark is the goat.
Normad and Huck are both well known actors, although I can't remember their names. Rick and Neil Breen need to do a collaboration. Can you imagine the ego battle? Hahahaha
isn't huck Wings Hauser?
@@winternow2242 Yes.
The early to mid 90s were just so great. Literally any movie idea was produced: from one-time directors backed by dentists to major studio projects, everyone was just throwing shit at the wall and seeing what stuck. It was probably for tax reasons, but I miss this era of so much
also it got much easier to do it due to video cameras getting more widespread and cheap
Im sure inflated (faked) budgets and tax write-offs mightve been part of it. But I think the biggest thing was the emergence of inexpensive video cameras. This was the beginning of the home video revolution and I dont just mean VCR. When cameras and equipment to shoot a movie came down from 5-6 digit territory (and had to be leased through a studio rental or whatever) down to 4 digits all of a sudden 'normal' people had access. Also a lot of people who wouldve been filtered out in the old system long before getting to the production stage were getting their hands on equipment. Sometimes that led to an Evil Dead type film with raw low-budget creativity, othertimes it led to shit like this
Also who goes "I saw these people murder a baby and now they want to kill me, but anyway, how have YOU been ?" I feel that level of conversation has sort of been left far behind at THAT point.
Honestly relatable for someone living on the edge of a constant breakdown who can't process everything in their brain and over shares in casual conversation.
But the character isn't written with that kind of nuance and she doesn't play her that way, so it's just unintentionally hilarious.
@@janeeyre1990 "Someone living on the edge of a mental breakdown" would have been a much better title for this movie!
Yeh because he is the most important person - in his own mind.
It's like my step dad and his drunk friends made a movie in the 90s, it's glorious 😂
This is a great example of how good an editor Mark is. Check out his shadow on the floor in his scene.
The "who's hand is that" moment killed me.
The sacrifice you make for the world will never be forgotten. Thank you Mark
I have lost count of how many times I have watched this video. It blows my mind that ebayers are asking $100 for this movie but on the positive side "polyester puppet" is my new favorite lawyer insult.
I was ragging on Rick for looking like he doesn't know what part of the gun you're supposed to hold it from, but then I saw the villain with one. How the hell can you hit a target if you close your eyes every time you squeeze the trigger?
Wings Hauser had no idea he was in a movie, prove me wrong.
at that time, I don't think wings even knew where he was
I think Wings has some explaining to do.
This made his role in "Vice Squad" look like Olivier's Hamlet.
He did look legit drunk all the time.
He would have known if he wore his formal leathers, I especially like the black leather pants with brown leather jacket and cheap fake cowboy hat
This is hands down my favorite type of content on this channel. The really obscure, lesser known flicks.
I can see your grief, Mark, but I gotta say its super entertaining because I laughed my ass off through this whole episode!
That scene where the hand enters the shot to take the glass! Holy frig!!!lol 😆
I actually missed it on my first watch. It wasn't until the 2nd watch through while I was writing that I spotted it like "omg I can't believe I almost missed this"
What I'm most impressed about this movie... the random Jump Bug arcade game sighting in the background @ 6:59... that was a fairly uncommon and rare game in the wild
Also,I love how for the motorcycle is carefully laid on the grass so it doesn’t get scratched for the wreck scene which happens off camera.
The clothing for certain scenes deserve medals 🏅! That shirt he wore to get married gets bronze 🥉, and Mark's comment about his pants when they visit Cindy's parents are silver 🥈, but the American flag denim jean jacket and blue jeans to visit a grave are top notch--gold right there 🥇!
i'd watch that ceremony before i watch one second of the olympics.
I actually remember seeing people dressed like that in the late 80s
yep. texas trash.
Don’t forget the leather pants he wears in like every fuckin scene. 🫣
“They sacrificed a human baby”
From zero to a THOUSAND! I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
Thats not a lie though, haha. Look into how it's really done, a REAL BLACK coven does human sacrifice and is CIA funded.
Sitting on a swing talking about human sacrifice .his face looking at her with no horror or complete sickness still hoping to get his end away
Its like watching Dumb and dumber, and next second it turns to Cannibal holocaust
What a handsome lead actor this man is! How in the world, Hollywood missed this blond, mustachioed, middle-aged hunk's leading man potential is beyond me!
Well, it’s THEIR loss! They missed an opportunity to snatch up this very obvious leading man/movie hunk.
That ending is exactly what I would expect from a movie of this caliber.
Those scenes where you cut yourself in are just getting better with each new episode, Mark! Normad's mute stare in response had me laughing aloud :D
Yeah you said it. Very well done. He's got the comedic charm and should definitely add to this part of of his act. Love it.
Mark Normand? I love that guy!
Normand the king of dad jokes 🤣
OK, at this point we NEED to make a label for this type of film: these low budget indie vanity projects where one person decides to take over just about every aspect of filmmaking, and then falling flat on their faces. There's now just too many of them to ignore.
The guys at Red Letter Media have taken to calling these types of movies "black tank top movies" since the guys who make them are almost always shown wearing a black tank top at some point
@@turnerlarson12 28:30 yepppp
"Outsider Ego"
Call the awards 'Seagals' ? :P
call them Breens.
This looks like a must watch with my wife and kids. Thank you for the suggestion!
Jack once gave an interview claiming he had a young woman driving him in a limo and she broke down and told him she had seen a baby sacrificed by a cult and now she was in fear for her life. But before he could talk to her more about it she was on a motorcycle and got killed by a hit and run driver. You just can't make this up!
And he was never clear if this happened before or after the movie.
The sacrificing human baby part broke me 🤣
That shit escalated fast
Rick not being able to get the car in gear and watching it roll back was hilarious
I completely and utterly lost it when she said they sacrificed a human baby.
Like I got noise complaints from my neighbours from me laughing for half an hour level of losing it.
I love how the antagonist is “Drug using Devil worshipers from Hollywood.”
Someone needs to tell John that making a movie based on LSD hallucinations doesn't count as being based on a true story
A movie based on LSD hallucinations would look more like a children's move.
Colorful, geometric, and constantly wondering if the things you see moving are _really_ moving.
😂😂😂😂 That made my evening.
😂😂😂
Also, it's funny how that one guy's friends know the Judge served with him on the Police Force, but that never gets brought up at the trial, even though it would have been a legal requirement for the Judge to pass the case along to someone else due to a blatant conflict of interest.
Often, when I watch movies, especially bad movies, when I see an "extra" walk by in the background, I'll shout "THERE I AM MOM!" Can you imagine being a dedicated, aspiring actor, and working as an "extra" on this Dumpster Fire??
idk I gotta hand it to any guy that is not only willing to but financially able to make a whole movie just to make out with a play-mate. Clearly that's the reason he made this whole thing and all the power to him.
In defence of Pamela Jean Bryant, she had quite a good career as an actress. She was actually a solid actress and passed too soon. And let's appreciate the great William Smith as Normad.This movie is a passion project and its really really bad. Thanks for a great review.
Is it my imagination or did he play the Russian spetznaz officer in Red Dawn???
@@historyandhorseplaying7374 Little late but yeah. He was
When you say she was a "solid" actress, I'm assuming you're using that term loosely.
@@HoneyBunny-69 Well, she was neither liquid nor gaseous, so that leaves solid.
Normad is hilarious and makes the entire movie. His death scene is one of the best ever and made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath.
I didn't realize this awful movie had so many alternate titles.
It had to have alternate names because it wouldn't have survived enough at the video stores and sales in the early 90s to help get John get back a little bit of his money... Imagine buying his video cassette and feeling bad that you bought it in the "SALES" bin, then about a month or so later accidentally renting his alternate video only to find out you had the same damn copy! Lol 😂
I only knew it as Geteven, after the RLM guys featured it on one of their Best Of The Worst videos.
@@richardhart9204 I was introduced to it under the "Road to Revenge" name about a year or two prior to RLM covering it. I remember seeing that episode of "Best of the Worst" and going "Geteven? Wait what?"
@@edwardx4979 The End Credits will finish with, "Thanks for watching this movie again...sucker."
@@livewireOrourke Hahaha...good one, mate! 😁
Movies like this remind me of being in middle school when my friends dad let us use a VHS camera. We made movies and just made things up as we went. Pretty much the same vibe as this movie.
This is my favourite review of yours Mark. Makes me laugh every time, especially your face when Rick is singing "The Shimmy Slide"! 😂😂
Red Letter Media nukes the site from orbit, and Fanboy Flicks comes in to mop up any surviving stragglers; I am okay with ALL of this 🤘 😎
31:02 got tears out of me. I haven't laughed at a movie death this hard ever. Just the way he says bitch then does that head tilt...holy shit.
I've been quoting his death line just about every single day since I've seen this video. Its one of the best cheesy death lines of all time in my opinion.
Yes it's details like the slight head tilt that take this movie into a class of its own:))
And watch Nordams mouth closely as Rick replies back with "not a problem"
The way Nordams mouth moves while he's gasping for air, it makes it looks like he's the one saying "Not a problem" before he does the classic head tilt of death. Lol
There isn't a single line in the entire revenge scene that isn't either screwed up by either terrible acting, audio, directing or script writing and often it's a a combination of all 4
This is truly the holy grail of bad movies
*'Offended Young Lady' -- John was predicting what the World Wide Web + social media would create.*
From the 24 min mark and on, I felt so bad for Mark -- having to watch and explain this movie is hellish torture.
The Movie Poster art is fantastic! Looks like classic 80’s action films or NES game cover art! I can’t get over how often we hear about Breen in Marks vids - it’s wonderful.
LMAO. The poster looks like the Grand Theft Auto 'Vice City' cover. Lol.
& In the scene where Normad accuses Rick & Huck of being drug dealers, Normad looks & is dressed exactly like the Grand Theft Auto Vice City loading screen!
The unintentional little things in this movie are too dam funny
@@flaccidego4291you know THIS MOVIE was made before GTA right????!!!! 😂 lol
@@joshnaver3994 Yeah, it's more of an homage to 80's B movies like Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Miami Connection. Which GTA Vice City definitely took its inspiration from.
One thing is sure -Wings Hauser got drunk day one and continued with that to the day he finally found out that they had stopped filming him.
I don't think he even knew he was in a film.
The dude who played Huck actually had a short and unsuccessful career back in the 80’s. I remember seeing him in a few meaningless roles.
I love this movie haha. So hilariously bad, the full length music number "shimmy slide" is just...a masterpiece. Plus you get one of the drunkest actors I've ever seen in a movie, not the character, the actual actor. Wings Hauser *(spelling idk..) is so drunk in this movie. He is so wasted that he is clearly just rambling some improvised lines instead of whatever he was supposed to be saying from the actual script. DeHart looks noticably annoyed and pissed of at him in multiple scenes and it's just so perfect...
And William Smith was in it. For shame!