"I should have quit but I needed the money" = every person involved in a Steven Seagal movie. Thank you so much Mark for the upload and all the effort you put in every video !!!
LOL well at least he got paid. I've suffered on B movie sets and had all of my work ruined or changed at the last minute and even then, their checks bounced :( So now you know.
Producer: Sir I understand you’re desperate. But are you Steven Seagal desperate? Director:…unfortunately Producer: Great! In six months time I will have an excellent tax write off
He's been playing a black guy, poorly playing a white guy for years. (skipskip) Seriously, he tries to be black so hard it goes way beyond offensive, passes hilarious on the way and becomes something incredible. I don't know what exactly to call it, but it's amazing.
@Jasonificatiation Lot's of reviewers do skits. What makes Mark stand out is his skits are actually good (both in writing and performance, and often in production value). Definitely unusual for CZcams.
Steven Seagal saying he doesn’t want submarines or aliens in a submarine alien movie has the same energy as someone who asks the bartender to make him a screwdriver without orange juice or ice cubes.
Um, wait...that would be vodka. And a glass. But then Seagal would probably phone & say that he doesn't like glass, or objects made of glass - or glasses. So...vodka poured on the bar...
Mark was joking in the beginning, but I actually have seen all these failures pretending to be movies, because my mom loves watching his train wrecks. The amount of laughs we've shared over how insane his movies are is endless. Best bonding experience of my life so far.
Three hours before this episode was to begin filming, Mark phoned himself and said, "I've decided I don't like bad movies and I don't like Steven Seagal, even ironically. I don't want to review a Steven Seagal movie." Mark told him to suck it up because he knew the script was gold. There was a short Dr. Strangelove-style struggle, which ended in a draw. The result is what you see before you.
@@pa.encema2821 Yeah but at the time those clones were pretty successful and great. Imo they're still great but probably not for everyone nowadays. I still think Under Siege may be the best Seagal movie but i personally prefer Above The Law and Marked For Death.
IMO his filmography from 1988-1997 is reasonably entertaining for those not expecting masterpieces. 2003 (when he starred in "The Foreigner" and "Out for a Kill") feels like a turning point where the bulk of his films start becoming just plain bad and he comes across as only interested in cashing checks.
@@jamesbest9038 Well, one of them is objectively good... for a schlocky 'B' movie with a terrible climactic fight at the end... because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey were in it...
So can we savely assume, he did get the script, didn't read it and chose it solely on the title and then a week before he flipped through it and thought "I'm doing no alien movies!"? That is the professionalism of him, I was expecting... 😂
The aliens maybe, but how do you do a movie called “submerged” and don’t know it’s going to be on a sub or at least underwater. I more imagine he’s one of these idiots who gets super excited about a dumb idea like he’s going to open a pancake house gets a week out from the grand opening, has a call with his psychic who tells him to stay away from pancakes so calls up the guy he hired to be the manager and tells him they’re switching to a strip club. Desperate for the money he can’t quit so now in the next week he has to figure out how to get a liquor license, 12 Strippers, and some kind of use for the 2 tons of non-refundable pancake batter Steven purchased. And then a week later that shot show of a grand opening is this movie
More likely he realised he couldn't physically climb up and down the ladders in the sub. Or he took a tourist sub once and was sued after his toxic flatulence killed a child and wanted to avoid another scandle.
I was wondering how far I would need to scroll down to find a Space Ice reference! I wouldn't pay the slightest bit of attention to Steven Seagal's career if it wasn't for Space Ice.
I feel sorry for everyone who worked on production they were all ready for a submarine monster movie. They probably thought of great idea, shots and sets they will have built, they'll have monster designs, possibly even costumes and then some actor who pooped himself when he got beat up by his own stunt man, makes you change everything.
If I couldn't fire him I would have tried everything to make him quit by sticking to the original script.. I would have took a chance on an unknown actor who would have did my vision justice.. Who knows?! The movie may have blown up big with the unknown actor instead of being a disaster with a known a-hole of an actor..
@@kenrickeason Vinnie could have carried the original idea (at least better than Steven). They should have secretly made him the main character without Steven knowing
Nowadays, I just find no motivation and joy in my heart to go to the theater, watching overproduced, bombastic blockbusters Hollywood loves to dump. This kind of product is so soulless. I'd rather choose a corny and yet entertaining Roger Corman movie made with thread and three stone chips over any of these 300 million budget bore slogs...
The concept of a survival movie set on a submarine vs. aliens actually sounds pretty cool, at least for a direct to video popcorn flick. The director deserved to work with better talent. I'm sure there are 10,000+ up and coming charismatic actors (with some experience in martial arts) who could've done better than Segal.
they probably could have got Mark Dacascos to do it. Not anywhere near as well known but a better actor. My cousin has met him and his father and said they were both really nice
I don't understand why Dacascos can't get any work. There's like a space of eight months where he worked with some decently big names, *and then just stopped*
All of Seagal's movies follow a similar plot where he goes in someplace, claims a lot of innocent victims effortlessly, then in the end, some grand plot twist that invalidates all he did and we find out he did it all for no reason whatsoever. You can't really do that with aliens on a sub unless they can somehow show that the aliens had good intentions like holding the cure for cancer and they were attempting to hand it over but Seagal is there to put a stop to it and whatever families that alien has.
Steven Seagal is kinda like the human equivalent to that one piece of halloween candy that melted inside the packaging, and you know it's probably a health risk but you don't really care enough to waste it so you just shuck it out of the wrapper like a little clam.
Steven Segal is a facsimile of an actor, but not a reasonable facsimile. Scratch that. That description is too limiting. Instead of "actor", insert "a human from the planet Earth".
i think under siege is literally the only movie he's made that has a positive rotten tomatoes rating. i like that and 2, they're his only ones i like. "a gigabyte of RAM should do the trick" hahaha.
Me too! Wait, I was thinking of another bloated, bad actor with an unbelievable hairline who thinks he's entitled to change the script on the fly... Can't remember his name but for some reason I just keep thinking about the color orange.
No, no, no! Are you INSANE?! Doing that would lead to the Universe imploding, definitely. You can't even have them both in your mind at the same time - it's too much of a risk...
Mark, just wanted to say that I love watching the evolution of your form of expression. Your reviews are becoming a genre in it itself, and I mean this in the best way possible.
I vote Mark puts himself through a week-long Seagal movie bender, records his fall into insanity, then edits it into a comedic masterpiece for us to enjoy.
I don't understand why they just didn't fire him on the day he said he wanted everything changed. I can't imagine that it would take longer to recast a lead than it would be to re write the whole script and dump all the preproduction work. Like alien costumes and submarine rentals
Money. That's pretty much it. I've heard that Seagal's movies are pretty much money laundering exercises for Vladimir Putin at this point, so they could get a lot more money by having Seagal in the film than by firing him and starting over. In this case it didn't matter so much that the movie was unwatchable - at least they got paid.
Steven Seagals acting is a mix of him larping as a 50s greaser, a stereotype of a 1990s black rapper, an Asian Man, & fake underground discounted crime boss who is secretly a philosopher ... all mixed into one mess.
I love your insert scenes because for a one man show you put in genuine effort to get colour and lighting decently matched, something that can't be said for most major productions nowadays considering their available resources/budgets.
If Steven Seagal and Samurai Cop made a movie together it would be the most hilarious thing ever 😂😂😂 Edited: Steven Seagal was trying to do a Southern Black American Accent (South of the United States) even though he's from Michigan (Midwest of the United States)😂😂😂😂
Love the scenes where Mark edits himself into the film to riff on it. Would love a movie where he cuts together the entire thing out of old movies and edits himself in as the main character, like some kind of monster mash Mary-Sue parody.
I think every SS movie needs a 20 minute montage of him running. Just the weirdest running style I have ever seen. In Under Siege, there is a scene with bullets flying everywhere, the phone on a desk rings, Erika Eleniak answers the phone and says, "he cant come to the phone right now, he is in a gun fight." Just classic!
From IMDB: Submerged (2005) "When told it was a "movie about subs", Seagal excitedly signed on without reading the script. After arriving on set and learning that it was about submarines and not sub sandwiches, Seagal spent the day fuming in his trailer" Now I want to see the movie Seagal had originally envisioned before he read the actual script. It could have been an action thriller set in the world of competitive eating.
@@DanielThureskog oof, I don’t know… I don’t think the world is ready to see every scene with Seagal/Bree/Groo repeated 5-6 times in a row. The world has not reached a high enough plateau of artistic appreciation yet. 🤣❤️
Hilarious once again Mark, been watching the channel a few years now and always can't wait for the new one. No bs Mark, I absolutely love this channel. May not always agree necessarily but I do always enjoy. Thank you for all your hard work. That alien sketch at the end, hilarious, and way better CGI than many of the movies you've reviewed. If you see this I wish to ask you, do you do all the CGI stuff when you insert the sketches or do you have a person or persons helping you? I'm just curious. They always look so good and are always very funny. Thanks again Mark, I wish you well and cannot wait for the next video.
1:03 Steven Segal was in "SHEEP IMPACT!" When sheep rain from the sky, there's only one man to stop the mother of all sheep! Steven Segal stars in Sheep Impact! (straight to vhs).
Wonderful video as always! Great to see Seagal back, too. All your vids are great, but it's a good little break-away from those super-retro ones, too! ...also, I may have thrown this one out at you at some point before, but I feel like I have to recommend a 2001 movie called "Choke" to you! It has Michael Madsen and Dennis Hopper in it together, and nobody's really heard of it at all. Terrible, disjointed, hilarious, all at once. And super unknown -- I strangely got more info on it from a youtube trailer comment section of it than anywhere else, before checking IMDB and realizing that the youtube channel belongs to the writer/director (John Sjogren), and he was leaving all those replies under the trailer. No obligation of course! Keep up the awesome work regardless - your channel is some of the best entertainment around! Positive Vibes!
Mark when you were listing his movies you reminded me of The Simpson’s “Hi I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such movies as Out For A Kill and Today You Die!” Lol
Steven Segal movie titles are always three word prepositional phrases: Steven Segal is "Against the Odds" "Up for Vengeance" "Out of Mercy" "Between a Pair" "Down for Revenge" "In a Tantrum" "Within the Limits" "Outside the Law" "Under the Threat" "Over a Storm" "Around the Block" "Through the Corner" You can substitute "Kill" or "Killing" for the nouns above to spice it up.
I can say there is one redeeming quality to this movie. The alien at the end acted circles around Seagal and the effects were 100x better than that in the movie
Mad respect for the grey alien bit at the end of the video. Probably not good enough for a 100.000.000 $ yet, but damn, it was impressively expressive. Well done.👍
"I should've quit, but I needed the cash." The director needn't have worried. It takes a minute of Google searching to pull up his bibliography, and nobody cares that much to go to the effort on a forgetable film to work up the animus and have an impact on his career.
I don't know if you've heard this but Steven Seagal has a music album called "Songs from the crystal cave". The song I'd recommend is Strut where he raps... It is gold 😂
A cross between Das Boot and The Thing and he blew it? Damn it, Seagal. I would have love to see... Das Thing.
Awesome comment, literal lol.
😆
Or even The Boot.
@@seaoftranquility7228 Yeah, I wish they had given Seagal The Boot.
WOW. Just WOW.
"I should have quit but I needed the money" = every person involved in a Steven Seagal movie.
Thank you so much Mark for the upload and all the effort you put in every video !!!
LOL well at least he got paid. I've suffered on B movie sets and had all of my work ruined or changed at the last minute and even then, their checks bounced :( So now you know.
Producer: Sir I understand you’re desperate. But are you Steven Seagal desperate?
Director:…unfortunately
Producer: Great! In six months time I will have an excellent tax write off
I needed the money.... So that I could buy powerful drugs.
🤣👉
You can say about Seagal's acting what you want, but he delivers a very convincing Steven Seagal.
He's been playing a black guy, poorly playing a white guy for years. (skipskip)
Seriously, he tries to be black so hard it goes way beyond offensive, passes hilarious on the way and becomes something incredible. I don't know what exactly to call it, but it's amazing.
Will Sasso plays a better Steven Seagal than him.
Loved the alien skit. Really getting more and more creative.
JP Sears used the same alien animation last week. Both were very funny.
"....I'm not though."
Great comic timing
@Jasonificatiation Lot's of reviewers do skits. What makes Mark stand out is his skits are actually good (both in writing and performance, and often in production value). Definitely unusual for CZcams.
How, _how_ are Mark's computer effects _so much better_ than the movie's??
#AlienMark
@@craigforrest6548 right off Erika in the Goldbergs....."Does it!?"
Steven Seagal saying he doesn’t want submarines or aliens in a submarine alien movie has the same energy as someone who asks the bartender to make him a screwdriver without orange juice or ice cubes.
Um, wait...that would be vodka. And a glass. But then Seagal would probably phone & say that he doesn't like glass, or objects made of glass - or glasses. So...vodka poured on the bar...
And the end result is the bartender going into the back and slapping a screwdriver from his toolbox onto the the bar.
At least that's a beverage.
@@TheCatBilboor pour vodka straight into his mouth, which is probably step one in his writing process
I wonder who the bigger diva is between Steven Segal and Hulk Hogan
Mark was joking in the beginning, but I actually have seen all these failures pretending to be movies, because my mom loves watching his train wrecks. The amount of laughs we've shared over how insane his movies are is endless. Best bonding experience of my life so far.
Got yourself a cool Mom!
That sounds oddly wholesome and I love it
Can I please come and watch Above the Law with you guys?😂
Brilliant 😊
it's fun to pretend
We need a Alien Mark show.
Totally agree..Never knew Mark's voice would sound so normal coming out a Alien mouth...
We definitely need that spin-off.
@@DariaMorgandoffer you are just used to seeing an alien voice coming from Marks mouth.
Would watch
You know, I couldn't help but think his voice really pulled it off here.
Secret knock when they can see him through the window is next level 😂
Knock-wurst!
🤡🚪👀
I love how quite literally the defining part of what led to this Steven Seagal movie failing was hiring Steven Seagal
I feel that you could splice 10 of his recent movies into one and wouldn't even notice
Add a scene to describe his binge eating disorder so we don't notice him cultivating mass
Three hours before this episode was to begin filming, Mark phoned himself and said, "I've decided I don't like bad movies and I don't like Steven Seagal, even ironically. I don't want to review a Steven Seagal movie." Mark told him to suck it up because he knew the script was gold. There was a short Dr. Strangelove-style struggle, which ended in a draw. The result is what you see before you.
Originally, it was written to be a porno.
He’s career arc is almost full Breen at this point.
Sadly he’ll never quite reach such greatness no matter how hard he doesn’t try.
He was at his highest and greatest point in Under Siege. Then he just fell off and tried to imitate the success of that movie.
Breven Breengal
I thought US was mediocre, just a lame Die Hard clone
@@pa.encema2821 Yeah but at the time those clones were pretty successful and great. Imo they're still great but probably not for everyone nowadays.
I still think Under Siege may be the best Seagal movie but i personally prefer Above The Law and Marked For Death.
I thought a video about Steven Seagal’s worst movie would include every single Steven Seagal movie.
The Under Siege movies are objectively good.
IMO his filmography from 1988-1997 is reasonably entertaining for those not expecting masterpieces. 2003 (when he starred in "The Foreigner" and "Out for a Kill") feels like a turning point where the bulk of his films start becoming just plain bad and he comes across as only interested in cashing checks.
I for one really like Tommy Lee Jones in Under Siege.
@@jamesbest9038 Well, one of them is objectively good... for a schlocky 'B' movie with a terrible climactic fight at the end... because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey were in it...
@@jamesbest9038The first one was okay - the second one was mind bogglingly stupid.
So can we savely assume, he did get the script, didn't read it and chose it solely on the title and then a week before he flipped through it and thought "I'm doing no alien movies!"?
That is the professionalism of him, I was expecting... 😂
The aliens maybe, but how do you do a movie called “submerged” and don’t know it’s going to be on a sub or at least underwater. I more imagine he’s one of these idiots who gets super excited about a dumb idea like he’s going to open a pancake house gets a week out from the grand opening, has a call with his psychic who tells him to stay away from pancakes so calls up the guy he hired to be the manager and tells him they’re switching to a strip club. Desperate for the money he can’t quit so now in the next week he has to figure out how to get a liquor license, 12 Strippers, and some kind of use for the 2 tons of non-refundable pancake batter Steven purchased. And then a week later that shot show of a grand opening is this movie
More likely he realised he couldn't physically climb up and down the ladders in the sub. Or he took a tourist sub once and was sued after his toxic flatulence killed a child and wanted to avoid another scandle.
We have to send that script to him. I’d actually pay to watch it.
"I don't like sub, or aliens and now my character is a black man from Louisiana."
Space Ice has taught me that there is no end to Steven Seagal's depravity.
Nor to Van Damme's sick dance moves.
I was wondering how far I would need to scroll down to find a Space Ice reference! I wouldn't pay the slightest bit of attention to Steven Seagal's career if it wasn't for Space Ice.
Or his fight with gravity
I feel sorry for everyone who worked on production they were all ready for a submarine monster movie. They probably thought of great idea, shots and sets they will have built, they'll have monster designs, possibly even costumes and then some actor who pooped himself when he got beat up by his own stunt man, makes you change everything.
If I couldn't fire him I would have tried everything to make him quit by sticking to the original script.. I would have took a chance on an unknown actor who would have did my vision justice.. Who knows?! The movie may have blown up big with the unknown actor instead of being a disaster with a known a-hole of an actor..
Bruce Campbell would've done it. Replace Steven Seagal with him for all his movies and you'd have gold.
@@brucecampbellschin8632 You kidding? If they had Bruce Campbell money they'd never have hired Segal to begin with.
@@kenrickeason Vinnie could have carried the original idea (at least better than Steven). They should have secretly made him the main character without Steven knowing
@@Necrowolf81 🤔🤔🤔 You got a point.. and I agree..
Mark is a legit underrated gem when it comes to movie critics. Please keep doing what you are doing, bro.
The reason they had to change the script at the last minute is because segal "accidentally"ate the original one.
This is not his worst film, for one thing, he stands in a lot of it lol
Well actually I think most of the standing was done by his body double. 😆
These days I much prefer watching Mark's videos and edits to pretty much any movie. They're definitely a whole lot more entertaining! 🥳
That's for sure 🥳
Nowadays, I just find no motivation and joy in my heart to go to the theater, watching overproduced, bombastic blockbusters Hollywood loves to dump. This kind of product is so soulless. I'd rather choose a corny and yet entertaining Roger Corman movie made with thread and three stone chips over any of these 300 million budget bore slogs...
That just means you probably have ADD or ADHD
Same
and no actors or writers are getting shafted or in danger of it
Best episode so far. The alien bit at the end had me in tears, along with "The whoooole wall is windows!" lol.
The concept of a survival movie set on a submarine vs. aliens actually sounds pretty cool, at least for a direct to video popcorn flick. The director deserved to work with better talent. I'm sure there are 10,000+ up and coming charismatic actors (with some experience in martial arts) who could've done better than Segal.
they probably could have got Mark Dacascos to do it. Not anywhere near as well known but a better actor. My cousin has met him and his father and said they were both really nice
I don't understand why Dacascos can't get any work. There's like a space of eight months where he worked with some decently big names, *and then just stopped*
All of Seagal's movies follow a similar plot where he goes in someplace, claims a lot of innocent victims effortlessly, then in the end, some grand plot twist that invalidates all he did and we find out he did it all for no reason whatsoever. You can't really do that with aliens on a sub unless they can somehow show that the aliens had good intentions like holding the cure for cancer and they were attempting to hand it over but Seagal is there to put a stop to it and whatever families that alien has.
On the plus side he can just retitle the script and actually use it.
"Actually Submerged This Time, with 100 per cent less Segal."
Steven Seagal is kinda like the human equivalent to that one piece of halloween candy that melted inside the packaging, and you know it's probably a health risk but you don't really care enough to waste it so you just shuck it out of the wrapper like a little clam.
Steven Segal is a facsimile of an actor, but not a reasonable facsimile.
Scratch that. That description is too limiting. Instead of "actor", insert "a human from the planet Earth".
Seagal truly is a philosopher. He teaches us that a barrel can still be a barrel when it's all bottom. Inspiring stuff.
Seagal's worst movie? Wow, that's a tough one to narrow down! SO much to choose from!
Seagel turned into a goof but Marked for Death is pretty good
i think under siege is literally the only movie he's made that has a positive rotten tomatoes rating. i like that and 2, they're his only ones i like.
"a gigabyte of RAM should do the trick" hahaha.
I've waited my whole life to see Stephen Seagal walk slowly down a hallway, in chains.
Me too! Wait, I was thinking of another bloated, bad actor with an unbelievable hairline who thinks he's entitled to change the script on the fly... Can't remember his name but for some reason I just keep thinking about the color orange.
Neil Breen and Steven Seagal really need to work on a movie together.
As long as they both act and Uwe Boll directs. Their writing huddles would be stuff of legend.
No, no, no! Are you INSANE?! Doing that would lead to the Universe imploding, definitely. You can't even have them both in your mind at the same time - it's too much of a risk...
Neil Breen wouldn't accept it; Seagal is just way too painful to work with. So the only one who can work with him is Seagal himself.
@@lucariothehorrorguy5641 I don't even think Seagal likes working with himself.
@@lucariothehorrorguy5641 I've heard that Neil is actually really respectful towards the other actors on the set.
So nice of that director to change the entire movie just so Steven Seagal would feel confortable in his role. You can totally see it paid off!
Mark, just wanted to say that I love watching the evolution of your form of expression. Your reviews are becoming a genre in it itself, and I mean this in the best way possible.
The second i saw this was about Steven Seagull i knew this was gonna be HILARIOUS
That ends the eternal debate of which is his worst film. This man has figured it out. Well done, sir!
The worst Seagal movie is the last one you watched.
I'd rather watch a Snuggie infomercial marathon than watch another Steven Seagal movie.
@@kungfew1396liar
One wonders how Steven might have done all of these movies and the secret to that sauce is his movies are roughly 90% stunt double.
Healing from surgery and your videos are keeping me going, Mark. Thank you for brightening my day.
Good luck!
Here's to a speedy and easy recovery! 🍻
A Steven Seagal movie an exercise in bloated narcissism.
Naw it's not bc segal would NEVER exercise.
lol @@ericseitzler81
@@ericseitzler81 ROTFL
That, with a strong whiff of money laundering.
I vote Mark puts himself through a week-long Seagal movie bender, records his fall into insanity, then edits it into a comedic masterpiece for us to enjoy.
U r depraved & sadistic. Did u work as a henchman for the Nazis in a previous life?
The alien bit at the end killed me.
The alien at the end was brilliant!!
I don't understand why they just didn't fire him on the day he said he wanted everything changed. I can't imagine that it would take longer to recast a lead than it would be to re write the whole script and dump all the preproduction work. Like alien costumes and submarine rentals
Money. That's pretty much it. I've heard that Seagal's movies are pretty much money laundering exercises for Vladimir Putin at this point, so they could get a lot more money by having Seagal in the film than by firing him and starting over. In this case it didn't matter so much that the movie was unwatchable - at least they got paid.
Can we convince Mark to make an alien movie? I'm buying the popcorn now! 🤓
I love how the green screen acting of a CZcamsr It's better than an entire professional movie. 🤣 Well done as always buddy!
I heard actors and actresses say Steven Seagal is impossible to work with.
SNL cast members say he was the very worst host they have ever had on the show.
Actor & writer John Leguizamo wrote about what a a-hole on set he was. Punched him hard 🥊 in the chest. Kelly LeBrock had serious issues with him too.
He hurt someone in Executive Decision if i remember correctly. Exit Wounds too.
Seagal is like klaus kinski but fat&lazy
Steven Seagals acting is a mix of him larping as a 50s greaser, a stereotype of a 1990s black rapper, an Asian Man, & fake underground discounted crime boss who is secretly a philosopher ... all mixed into one mess.
I love your insert scenes because for a one man show you put in genuine effort to get colour and lighting decently matched, something that can't be said for most major productions nowadays considering their available resources/budgets.
Best ending ever! You are a chameleon, and you seamlessly go from character to character perfectly.😂
If Steven Seagal and Samurai Cop made a movie together it would be the most hilarious thing ever 😂😂😂
Edited: Steven Seagal was trying to do a Southern Black American Accent (South of the United States) even though he's from Michigan (Midwest of the United States)😂😂😂😂
Whatever happens on the screen is never as interesting as what happens behind the scenes with Seagal. A living comedy show.
When I saw the title I was like “I hope it isn’t Out For Justice”
Love the scenes where Mark edits himself into the film to riff on it. Would love a movie where he cuts together the entire thing out of old movies and edits himself in as the main character, like some kind of monster mash Mary-Sue parody.
Thanks for all the laughs through the years Mark - You are weird and hilarious (don't change dude)
The “blood bank” line is genuinely awesome and no one will EVER convince me otherwise! 😂
I think every SS movie needs a 20 minute montage of him running. Just the weirdest running style I have ever seen. In Under Siege, there is a scene with bullets flying everywhere, the phone on a desk rings, Erika Eleniak answers the phone and says, "he cant come to the phone right now, he is in a gun fight." Just classic!
I wish I knew office chair-kwon-do. The office life is brutal.
From IMDB:
Submerged (2005)
"When told it was a "movie about subs", Seagal excitedly signed on without reading the script. After arriving on set and learning that it was about submarines and not sub sandwiches, Seagal spent the day fuming in his trailer"
Now I want to see the movie Seagal had originally envisioned before he read the actual script. It could have been an action thriller set in the world of competitive eating.
I like all the effort you do getting information and tid bits about the movies
Choosing the worst Steven Seagal performance is like choosing the best Denzel Washington performance.
Robert McCall is what Steven Seagal wishes to be.
All Steven Seagal movies become parodies because Steven Seagal has become a parody of Steven Seagal.
Will Sasso has entered the chat! 🎙
Could you even imagine a Seagal/Breen crossover movie?
Or better yet….a Seagal/Breen/Groo trifecta?!?!😂❤
You can also add Scott Shaw, if you want some "Zen-filmmaking".
@@DanielThureskog oof, I don’t know…
I don’t think the world is ready to see every scene with Seagal/Bree/Groo repeated 5-6 times in a row.
The world has not reached a high enough plateau of artistic appreciation yet.
🤣❤️
Don't you just love it when youtube doesn't recommend you videos from a channel in years and randomly decides to show you the content.
Making fun of Steven Seagal movies is a crowded field, but I think you're up for it!
We need a tier list of Seagal movies. The people demand it
I really enjoyed that ending sequence! That was awesome!
I won't spoil it, but it was great
Mark's editing of the other actors to react and respond to his inserts has become masterful.
Your alien was a million times better than any effects they had in their movie. LOL
Hilarious once again Mark, been watching the channel a few years now and always can't wait for the new one. No bs Mark, I absolutely love this channel. May not always agree necessarily but I do always enjoy. Thank you for all your hard work. That alien sketch at the end, hilarious, and way better CGI than many of the movies you've reviewed. If you see this I wish to ask you, do you do all the CGI stuff when you insert the sketches or do you have a person or persons helping you? I'm just curious. They always look so good and are always very funny. Thanks again Mark, I wish you well and cannot wait for the next video.
Steven Seagal is every screenwriter's worst nightmare.
1:03 Steven Segal was in "SHEEP IMPACT!"
When sheep rain from the sky, there's only one man to stop the mother of all sheep! Steven Segal stars in Sheep Impact! (straight to vhs).
That bit at the end was better than anything from the actual movie. 😅
Wonderful video as always! Great to see Seagal back, too. All your vids are great, but it's a good little break-away from those super-retro ones, too!
...also, I may have thrown this one out at you at some point before, but I feel like I have to recommend a 2001 movie called "Choke" to you! It has Michael Madsen and Dennis Hopper in it together, and nobody's really heard of it at all. Terrible, disjointed, hilarious, all at once. And super unknown -- I strangely got more info on it from a youtube trailer comment section of it than anywhere else, before checking IMDB and realizing that the youtube channel belongs to the writer/director (John Sjogren), and he was leaving all those replies under the trailer.
No obligation of course!
Keep up the awesome work regardless - your channel is some of the best entertainment around! Positive Vibes!
wtf, that end credit alien looked really good
Mark when you were listing his movies you reminded me of The Simpson’s “Hi I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such movies as Out For A Kill and Today You Die!” Lol
Steven Segal movie titles are always three word prepositional phrases:
Steven Segal is
"Against the Odds"
"Up for Vengeance"
"Out of Mercy"
"Between a Pair"
"Down for Revenge"
"In a Tantrum"
"Within the Limits"
"Outside the Law"
"Under the Threat"
"Over a Storm"
"Around the Block"
"Through the Corner"
You can substitute "Kill" or "Killing" for the nouns above to spice it up.
LOL did not expect that alien skit at the end, nice mocap!
SpaceIce and Redeye reviews made me really appreciate Steven Seagal movies.... as a comedy and torture 😂
Nice alien skit XD
Do more :D
I can say there is one redeeming quality to this movie. The alien at the end acted circles around Seagal and the effects were 100x better than that in the movie
Okay i want to see a behind the scenes of how you pulled off the alien skit
Every new Seagal movie means a new accent! 🎉
EDIT: Mark got to the accent!
You've got to admire a man who works so hard to laundry the money of the Russian mafia.
This video proves one thing. Mark would absolutely rock doing character voice-overs!
Dude your integration into the scene at 6:47 was seemless 🤣. I legit didn't realize it was you for a second or two 👏
I watched this twice because I want so much that Seagal movies be good, but this is the best we gonna get. Thank WMWM.
Mad respect for the grey alien bit at the end of the video. Probably not good enough for a 100.000.000 $ yet, but damn, it was impressively expressive. Well done.👍
That bit at the end, Mark, just brilliant! I almost choked when I saw "you" 🤣
10:48 It'd be hilarious if Segal made a movie but they completely dubbed over all of his lines with a competent voice actor.
I'd rather see a Vinnie Jones movie where he fights aliens on a submarine...😂
rejoice fellow Seagallians!
I love it when Steven Seagal starts to badly imitate jive talk.
I literally use the "Welcome to the Bank, the Blood Bank" quote on my teenage sons all the time. Love it!
What a gem of a movie. They don't make them like this anymore.
Great job on the alien bit, your expressions were captured perfectly!😲
If only you could throw some of that money at less shitty credits music...
I like how in the poster he’s holding the gun like he’s ready for action… but the safety is on
Good thing they had a crew that knew how to run something as complicated as a submarine they likely never seen before.
I would definitely see a movie with you playing the alien! Too funny lmao
The final scene though! 🤣😆😜🧸 Thanx a thousand, FanboyFlicks!❗
Submerged was the first Seagal movie I saw, and it still is my favourite for how incomprehensible and comically bad large parts are.
"I should've quit, but I needed the cash." The director needn't have worried. It takes a minute of Google searching to pull up his bibliography, and nobody cares that much to go to the effort on a forgetable film to work up the animus and have an impact on his career.
I don't know if you've heard this but Steven Seagal has a music album called "Songs from the crystal cave". The song I'd recommend is Strut where he raps... It is gold 😂
The doctor looks like a South American George Clooney.
"I don't want to be in a monster movie." If I well remember, he wanted to be in Predator 2. The role went to Danny Glover. Stevie went bananas.
That 'England wins the World Cup' headline HAHAHAHA best part of the movie