What Bishop Desmond Tutu used to say in South Africa... one day a hundred years ago... the Boers and English preachers said to the Africans there bow your heads, close your eyes and pray. Before we bowed our heads we had the land and they had the Bible. When we looked up they had the land and then we had the Bibles. They considered it an even trade.... or some variation thereof...
British just a few years later. “It shames us that this straight line dose not represent the people so we bent it at a 45* angle and gave a much more economically valuable region to this nation that hates the original. I don’t see how this could caus a multi decade long dispute and potentially war. Oh ya and wer also deciding up this highly religious region into 2 nations that due to the border can never be a stable area. What we did that over half of our colonial territories…. Oh dear. Oh well not our problem now who wants tea.”
@@spaceengineeringempire4086 "Shame indeed, good thing that rabbi people no longer here in Europe. It's Middle East problem now. They will destroy each other now, 2 bird problems with one stone solutions. Gents, we are indeed geniuses." -British probably
Basically be just like America saying to Natives, "if you give us your land we will give you your own in the midwest or southwest". Then to France, "All we got is tree fiddy." France, "this is acceptable". To Mexico, "give us this land or else what". Mexico, "or else what...ok ok ok you can have it, it just desert."
Fun fact, the Brits actually did draw the borders between cultural and religious lines and were criticised for it, so they went back and drew the straight lines
It’s also funny that the same people who give the British crap for putting multiple ethnic groups into single countries would tell you it’s a good thing to have multiple ethnic groups with in one country
@@scoobydoobielll5632No they only say that when its about white people. Either they deep down think whites are superior, they hate us or they are exceptionally stupid.
@@scoobydoobielll5632 both have pros and cons but i think when borders drawn more naturally i mean by wars between tribes or some sort of agreement will create a national identity that keep people together no matter how diverse it is
@@scoobydoobielll5632 Please read a book about the Middle East in the near future instead of displaying your ignorance in the CZcams comments section. I’ll even send you the money for it
People will say that borders and ethnic nations don't matter when it comes to Europeans, but cry about how the Europeans carved up their countries any chance they get.
That is a purely American thing dear. Those of us whose nations were divided know the difference because we attend school, or we don't have the time to worry about things that don't affect us directly
This is perfectly timed comedy for me it builded up until I couldn't contain my laugh anymore. First joke: "snort" Second joke: "slight chuckle" Church joke: "actuall laugh"
Yep - Blackadder II - episode "Money" - the line was delivered by the actor Ronald "Melty face Gestapo Man in Riders of the Lost Ark" Lacey who was playing the Bishop of Bath & Wells. Why can I remember this but I can't remember what I had for Breakfast?
"Ah yes, this line represents a cultural divide between two separate peoples" "Far from it, ol' chap! This side belongs to The Queen, while this side belongs to France." "My friends, but what about the people of this land?" "Couldn't give a dingleberry of a shit, good sir"
@@user-dj8lh2fg7pthe church started being corrupt when it became more democratic and the German Hre emperor started selling church positions to his friends though. While the state was always like that
Nonsense, forcing different people with different cultures and religions into the same country simply increases their diversity, and therefore, their strength.
And arbitrarily dividing their neighbours who belong to the same social groups causes no problems whatsoever! Just look at how well that worked out for the entirety of Central Africa!
Well you could have a situation like Afghanistan , where most of the population doesn't even know what an Afghanistan is Since they recognize the cultural and tribal boundaries more than the national boundaries.
"You see I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me, animal, vegetable or mineral I'll do anything to anything" "Fine words for a Bishop"
I'd make some sort of critical comment but my ancestors emigrated to a country in the British Empire and I am personally extremely grateful that they did so.
It's 1945 and an international commitee is marking the new Soviet-Polish border. Suddenly, they come to an old, small cottage that stands exactly, where the border should continue. They breefly discuss the situation, then they dicide to ask the inhabitants in which country they wanna end up. So, they knock on the door and wait. They hear shuffling steps. An old woman opens the door. "Granny, we are marking a border here and your cottage is right where the border should run. You have to choose - do you want to live in Poland or in the USSR?" "I have to ask grandpa." The granny shouffles away. It lasts a few minutes before she comes back. "Grandpa says, we should live in Poland. Russia is too cold."
Probably because the British Empire was the largest and most powerful empire in Europe and european colonial politics revolted around London and Paris.
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😂😂 that church line put it over the top man
It was a blackadder reference I think.
Absolute Top notch British comedy❤
What Bishop Desmond Tutu used to say in South Africa... one day a hundred years ago... the Boers and English preachers said to the Africans there bow your heads, close your eyes and pray. Before we bowed our heads we had the land and they had the Bible. When we looked up they had the land and then we had the Bibles. They considered it an even trade.... or some variation thereof...
The King's church of Britain was awfully corrupt so yeah
It depends if he likes kids
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"Wow, a nice parody of UK border drawing... WAIT IS THAT LAITH!?"
my exact thought process
As in the wood cutting tool?
real
@@cyperus4589my thoughts 😂
@@cyperus4589 yes...
trust me bro
the hell is laith doing there lmao
Refusing to get out of the way I would imagine
Tunisian background. Very fitting for the skit, and he lives in Britain, so he fits the role. But even knowing that, what the hell is he doing here?
Who tf is laith
@@Masterchief_Tito Formerly known as Social Streamers. He is a famous paradox youtuber
@@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta What is a paradox CZcamsr?
Ah yes, british.
Been drawing the blocks line in some desert far away from home since well...
EVER
Love how you said that in English and.... it had no translate or edit.
British just a few years later.
“It shames us that this straight line dose not represent the people so we bent it at a 45* angle and gave a much more economically valuable region to this nation that hates the original. I don’t see how this could caus a multi decade long dispute and potentially war. Oh ya and wer also deciding up this highly religious region into 2 nations that due to the border can never be a stable area. What we did that over half of our colonial territories…. Oh dear. Oh well not our problem now who wants tea.”
Chocolate pudding or sticky toffee pudding dessert?
@@spaceengineeringempire4086 "Shame indeed, good thing that rabbi people no longer here in Europe. It's Middle East problem now. They will destroy each other now, 2 bird problems with one stone solutions. Gents, we are indeed geniuses."
-British probably
Makes things look nice and orderly on the map though
Is that Laith from the Social Streamers?! Don't remember the Brits getting Tunisia
This is why he sounds English
Well he is laith from Laith...
@@PetsGameLp the channel used to be called the Social Streamers
@@ianchen9217 see. Past tense. There is a reason there was a rename
1943.
Ah yes, laith acting skill
I would like to see them drawing a border but run into another European power.
"Bonjour"
"No fucking way. Blue team is here guys!!!"
@@josefptacek113A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?👮🏻♂️
@@chewbacca3269 WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!!
Could totally go for 19th century red v blue
@@ciaranfooty7720 Step aside son. Ehhh 1,1,1 hmm 1!
"He... is disabled, only one hump" that got me 😂😂
I love that laith is in this!!!
I hope the fellas had a fun beach day after filming
Omg, a colab with Laith?! Hell yeah!
Reading the comments i can see that half of them are "oh shit that's Laith" so i shall add my own oh shit that's Laith
Oh shit, is that really Laith!?
_Has no idea who Laith is_
@@Xeonort he is a paradox CZcamsr
@@maxbute8632wtf Is that
My laugh through this as I quote a relative “a rising crescendo”
"I could never get used to the underwear"
When the British start drawing borders, run and get help.
What U talking about! We draw the Northern Ireland and Ireland borders and they never cause us problems.
Was not expecting to see laith in a squire video
Need America version
Someone say “oil”?
It’d be hella boring
Basically be just like America saying to Natives, "if you give us your land we will give you your own in the midwest or southwest". Then to France, "All we got is tree fiddy." France, "this is acceptable". To Mexico, "give us this land or else what". Mexico, "or else what...ok ok ok you can have it, it just desert."
@@nickkaraoke2128America: finds gold silver, iron and even oil under the desert.
@@spaceengineeringempire4086Mexico: Dang it!!
The British people are the best teachers
Looters 😂😂😂😂
“You can’t park there mate!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact, the Brits actually did draw the borders between cultural and religious lines and were criticised for it, so they went back and drew the straight lines
It’s also funny that the same people who give the British crap for putting multiple ethnic groups into single countries would tell you it’s a good thing to have multiple ethnic groups with in one country
@@scoobydoobielll5632No they only say that when its about white people.
Either they deep down think whites are superior, they hate us or they are exceptionally stupid.
@@scoobydoobielll5632 both have pros and cons but i think when borders drawn more naturally i mean by wars between tribes or some sort of agreement will create a national identity that keep people together no matter how diverse it is
@@scoobydoobielll5632 Please read a book about the Middle East in the near future instead of displaying your ignorance in the CZcams comments section. I’ll even send you the money for it
I love how you tell someone to get educated without any reference to anything.
Get educated @@AttaBek1422
Gut jiggling Laughter!! I love YOUR CONTENT! 🤩
People will say that borders and ethnic nations don't matter when it comes to Europeans, but cry about how the Europeans carved up their countries any chance they get.
This.
when was that ?,
That is a purely American thing dear. Those of us whose nations were divided know the difference because we attend school, or we don't have the time to worry about things that don't affect us directly
@@Vajrasattvam You are trying to sound smart but your comment is factually incorrect and barely coherent. Plus, you're Indian 🫵
I thought diversity was a strength...
Look at these beautiful straight lines! So tidy.
I loved this 😂 laughed so hard.
This is perfectly timed comedy for me it builded up until I couldn't contain my laugh anymore.
First joke: "snort"
Second joke: "slight chuckle"
Church joke: "actuall laugh"
Was that a Blackadder quote snuck in there?
Glad someone else thought this
Yep - Blackadder II - episode "Money" - the line was delivered by the actor Ronald "Melty face Gestapo Man in Riders of the Lost Ark" Lacey who was playing the Bishop of Bath & Wells.
Why can I remember this but I can't remember what I had for Breakfast?
"Ah yes, this line represents a cultural divide between two separate peoples"
"Far from it, ol' chap! This side belongs to The Queen, while this side belongs to France."
"My friends, but what about the people of this land?"
"Couldn't give a dingleberry of a shit, good sir"
Never thought Laith could act that well
Tastes like an old Monty Python skit
"cant park there mate" - true British
State: *does a bunch of corrupt shit*
State: "The church is corrupt."
😂
Of course they both are
@@user-dj8lh2fg7pthe church started being corrupt when it became more democratic and the German Hre emperor started selling church positions to his friends though. While the state was always like that
@@Boretheory The Church had been corrupt since at least the Roman empire's adoption of Christianity as the state religion, if not even earlier.
“…30…..thirty oNe” the voice crack 😂
Bro I’m abdicated to that game
Wasn't expecting that punch line well done good chaps lmao
The church joke made me spit out my salsa
This episode is pure gold lol
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT THE CHURCH
As an American, I think it'd be funnier if I was British. 9/10
That's a blackadder reference.. good one m8
'You cant park there mate' a british tale as old as time. Or at least after 1066ce
Isn't he Muslim?😂
Trust me in the old days they didnt give a fuck
Look up who become pope and how
😂 corruption is king
Trust me in the old days they didnt give a fuck
Look up who become pope and how
😂 corruption is king
this berber man is really good at English
🤣 raflmfao that last line is brilliant! Um, I graduated Seminary. I'm a Priest. And that can be painfully accurate 😂
I love this skit 😂
Nonsense, forcing different people with different cultures and religions into the same country simply increases their diversity, and therefore, their strength.
based
but no the estability.... of the nation nor the region in wich inhabits. isreal-palestina the most actual case
In Malaysia we have 4 religion living together
And arbitrarily dividing their neighbours who belong to the same social groups causes no problems whatsoever! Just look at how well that worked out for the entirety of Central Africa!
Well you could have a situation like Afghanistan , where most of the population doesn't even know what an Afghanistan is Since they recognize the cultural and tribal boundaries more than the national boundaries.
Bros stuck with the martini henry💀💀💀
"You can't park there mate."
I thought this was going to be a joke about some random bend for no reason in a boarder
Bro them automatically making petty rules is too realistic
"Wayment, wheres your crown guv?"
lol “keeping it straight”
I liked the blackadder reference at the end, good ol’ British humour 😂
"You see I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me, animal, vegetable or mineral I'll do anything to anything"
"Fine words for a Bishop"
YOU CANT PARK THERE SIR
"He is corrupt"
"Have you ever considered a career in the Church?"
That's the most straight forward statement about Abrahamic faiths ..
I thought the intro was stop motion animated for a second-
High monty python vibes
You can't park it there mate😂😂😂
They were too savage to understand
"Do you have a flag?Because we have a flag."
I don't think they're so polite 😂😂
"you can't park there mate" 😂
Laith with his real accent 😂
I like the dune Music on the full video
I mean that's British colonial history in a nutshell right there
"You can't park there m8!" 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, doesn't he sounds exactly like Harry from the Sidemen 😅
I knew Laith was only growing his hair out to play a local in a squire sketch
I say, I half expected that fine fellow in the white garb to be offer a courtly role in the new protectorate. He certainly spoke fine English.
Was that career in the church line a Blackadder refrence
The British military forces. “ Whats that over their” the British forces “ we don’t know, what it is but the queen needs it for her museum”
Thats how they disrupted the borders of tibet
I'd make some sort of critical comment but my ancestors emigrated to a country in the British Empire and I am personally extremely grateful that they did so.
Reminds me of Monty Python and the holy Grail fr
That looks like something i would see in monty python
Official: just pick a country...
Peasant: But I live in the left and send my herd to graze in the right...
LAITH???
His hair is amazing
License for a camel.. that’s the business they did for 200 years in different countries 😁
u can't park it there got me laughing
Iraq 🇮🇶 and Afghanistan 🇦🇫 look like a drunk person in the State department was trying to draw a circle 😅
laith does look like he would fit in this role lol
Why is the officer holding the wheel, he would be supervising and some private would be pushing the wheel.
It seems Laith is expanding his curriculum, I had to pause for a minute to make sure it was him
I would not have expected laith here
Bro this is good humour! Kinda reminds me of something nonth python would make, lol, its awesome!
Writing is great will watch, not bot
Shouldve said career in the government
I LOVE YOU LAITH
Not a collab i thought i would be seeing
Getting Monty Python vibes here 😅
The places in the world where you can find flat political borders are the former colonies of the British and French.
No way, laith
Thanks for idea
" have you considered being in government"
We are trying to keep it straight😂
Monty Python vibes
It's 1945 and an international commitee is marking the new Soviet-Polish border. Suddenly, they come to an old, small cottage that stands exactly, where the border should continue. They breefly discuss the situation, then they dicide to ask the inhabitants in which country they wanna end up. So, they knock on the door and wait. They hear shuffling steps. An old woman opens the door.
"Granny, we are marking a border here and your cottage is right where the border should run. You have to choose - do you want to live in Poland or in the USSR?"
"I have to ask grandpa."
The granny shouffles away. It lasts a few minutes before she comes back.
"Grandpa says, we should live in Poland. Russia is too cold."
Ah yes laws apon laws apon laws aponlaws, the British way
As if the belgians, french, dutch did not do the same. Idk why people blame the British for all of this
I guess it had to do with that Sun never setting on the British Empire thing...
Its called humor, you should try it.
@@tonycavanagh1929 This as well... lol
Probably because the British Empire was the largest and most powerful empire in Europe and european colonial politics revolted around London and Paris.
Well, Squire is Brit, so the other Empires should get their own comedian.😅