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"There's 3 books, which means they're gonna try and make 4 movies" One of the best things I've ever heard in my life
Indeed the ho bit was 134page light novela,they made 3 2 hour movies on it!
Meanwhile the lord of the rings was 3 books with thousands of pages and they cut out most of it for those movies...eh hollywood amiright?
They made a Hobbit trilogy from one book so I wouldn't put it past Hollywood
The worst part is the books get shorter as they go on with the last one being the shortest. Although, the way the second book is set up you could maaaayyyybbbbeeee get away with splitting it in two? That's a big maybe.
@@madscientistshusta lord of rings is actually 6 books
@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 the 'hobbit' is one book... Research, before you make comments, that'll make you look silly at my hands. The hands of the Almighty Jawn.
You see, EMP actually stands for Ethereal Magical Plot device :) That's why all of the cars were disabled
Cody Reynolds a cursory Five minute check of your own, would have shown that the vast majority of Gasoline/jet fuel vehicles would be disabled. Military vehicles are “hardened” for EMP, because an EMP is produced in a nuclear detonation, and they want to keep using the o es that weren’t destroyed.
@@cjwrench07 Incorrect. The metal shell of cars acts as at least a partial Faraday cage.
Here's an interesting study to read up on. The participants are impressive and their findings, quite a read: www.empcommission.org/index.php
The one thing I want to point out specifically is, according to their tests, only a few cars and trucks (10% they estimate) will stop running while 2/3 will experience nuisance malfunctions (blinking dashboard lights, etc) but will still run. Also cars/trucks with engines turned-off during the EMP experienced no problems starting, afterwards. The bigger problems associated w/ Transportation are: street lights malfunctioning causing huge traffic delays and gas pumps not working. (The auto section begins on p122.)
@@cjwrench07 Regardless, the plane would not just fall of as if it had no momentum
@@cjwrench07 the problem with this is that yes a "human" emp would mostly leave cars fine, but because this movie does a horrible job coping the books the emp is the books is an advanced version of an emp, (which we have no idea about so can't be proven or disproven) so although I agree with you that any emp that we could use would have no effect on the way most cars function
Old (50-60s) Cars and tractors would be still running
I couldn't get over how perfect Chloe moretz's make up was in every shot. By the end I was like WTF...seriously
You can’t turn an alien soldier against his own people, if your makeup isn’t on point, and looks great close up and from 300m away.
@@cjwrench07 you're also gonna need perfectly-curled hair. and look like you just came out of the nearest Gap because we all know your outfit needs to look prim and proper when you're in a survival scenario
That's what I love and hate about post apocalyptic movies: the men are always unshaven with scruffy beards and filthy clothes but the women look like they just left a salon with their perfect clothes, perfect makeup, and perfect hair. Doesnt matter if they said they haven't had a bath in a month and they wear the same set of clothes in every scene over the course of an in universe year, they still look like they're ready for modeling gig. I'm a straight man and honestly even I want concealer that stays on after months of marching and crawling through filth, but sadly since I'm a man I'd have to never touch a razor or pair of scissors ever again.
That's why it's just a movie, Because we all know in real life she wouldn't look like that At least not as clean And attractive.
Indeed, I too was distracted by how perfect she looked.
honestly my parents would've still sent me to school if there was a ufo
My parents would have punched me in the nuts and blamed me for the invasion if there was one
My parents would have blamed my grades for the ufo
I would too, it's just an Unidentified Flying Object...
my parents would’ve sent me during the tsunami AND the bird flu
@@fan9775 indeed, there is a difference between a unidentified flying object and an extra-terrestrial craft. Heck, the Ho 229 would have been a ufo over britain during the second world war, same with the Me 262, until they figured out what it was. UFO is the name given to possible enemy craft that intelligence yet would have identified yet.
"I told you not to follow me."
"Well, I decided to ignore you, because I'm the Edward of this story."
Exactly, lmao...
Yeah, not creepy at all….
Yikes!
Could be worse. He could be 200 years old and still going to high school and lusting over a teenager.
"conscious, well-hydrated girls"
Chris Froyd well they need input so you know if your doing a good job and you don't want them drying out on you
Or he is fed up having sex with dried out female corpses, @@PACKERMAN2077.
Now I'm interested
that was so strange. i just saw your comment and he said it right after. freaky.
Although I felt bad, I'll be honest I did laugh at that bit! 🤣
They just put "Mommy" on the gravestone. They didn't even bother to write her name.
It’s still a good movie
And plus the virus broke out u think there gonna find a tombstone at time like that
There lucky they didn’t burn her in a fire to prevent spread
Are you high or just incredibly stupid? Fire kills bacteria thus killing viruses. There's no way burning a body would spread a virus...it does 100% the opposite
@@dudeshahs4282 yeah nah man lol
@@dudeshahs4282i enjoyed it, though i liked the book more
I'm surprised buff survival dude didn't sparkle in the sun as well
But he photosynthesize
"Others is the politically correct way of saying aliens" LOL
Noticed how he said it was CNN the one network that came up with it... Not that they are the most PC news organization currently on cable...
Efe Aydal Well, the present CEO of Sony Picture is a pc intersectional feminist.
EFE ABİ ÇOMARLARA ADALET DAĞIT
alie...
*DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER*
i love how Aliens is not even offensive, that lie is so retarded, is like if People is suddenly offensive to refer to us Humans.....
I'm sorry, the love interest guy is one of the most average, uncanny valley-esque human Ken dolls I've ever seen.
I think it's so girls can have a pretty face to look at, and not much else- so they can project their personal cruses onto him. Take a generic looking guy and some features would probably match up to most guys- lol
So he's Neil Breen?
Ken Dolls...
I'm sure guys who look like that just LOOOOVE this particular comparison, almost as much as gals who look like Barbie enjoy THAT comparison. (But some do, yes...)
...Don't think about this TOO hard. There is always the desire to be attractive to the opposite sex. Sometimes ridiculously/insanely so. But Ken is fictional and infinitely more laughable than Fred on Scooby Doo, and the same with Barbie comp. with red haired Daphne.
...Which is why Scooby Doo is considered somewhat more realistic than Ken and Barbie, Johnny Quest is more realistic than Scooby Doo in some ways, and Doug (90's Nickelodeon show) is more realistic than all of them, by far (in a way)...
Being less than 10% body fat, between 5-10% body fat as a guy is pretty rare, even rarer is the guy who is that lean AND is extremely large muscle-wise. And I don't need to get into Barbie's physique in that level of detail, which women have that extreme difference in hip to bottom ratios???
I'd say those eyes r totally wasted on that generic face lol. Its rejected ken doll model
@@eventhorizon Take it from a bitter old me. Women tend to look only on the surface and friend-zone the lively and funny guys, because who cares about personality?
Fun fact: "alien" actually comes from the Latin adjective "alius", meaning "other". xD
so they were calling others the others.....nice
Ha NNNNNUUUUUUUUUURRRRRD
@@skileaver Haha LLLLLLOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
can't even spell nerd xD
@@jilliansfavoritepencil4104 Best exchange ever. Also OP has 69 likes.
Ok mr. SJW 🤣
The book is by no means a masterpiece, but it’s still a good read with actual characters and a plot. This movie is nothing. Most of the questions in the video are either just answered or at least addressed in the book
Swan Ronson that’s what irks me too. The series was not half bad tbh, but the movie basically ruined any chance of there being a decent series of movie adaptations. 😔
Swan Ronson the book was still bad enough not to be worth reading lmao which since bc a lot of the concepts are so promising
Cbear what about it did you think was bad or not explored enough? Genuinely curious
Yeah, I agree.
I read the books and actually enjoyed them. The movie was really bad and didn’t do much justice for the books.
I use movies to imagine what the characters would look like for when I read the book for the third time
Wait so she killed a guy for the wrong reason at the beginning, is it ever utilised or addressed in a meaningful manner later on? Or the movie just completely forgot about it?
Mutantgamer the latter.
The problem is, the book has Cassie actually constantly reflecting on that. Even if it isn’t great, it’s better than the movie.
Mutantgamer dumped like this movies chance of a sequal
no. yes.
A.M. Orphous that’s what I hate about these YA book to movie adaptations. So much stuff is explained and done in the books that the movies always just gloss over or ignore.
This was honestly the worst movie I've ever seen. This dude went so easy on it!
He never even mentioned how hard it tries to be so gritty and realistic whilst the main character maintains perfect makeup and hair for the entire time she's in the wilderness.
Legit though, watching this is infuriating, it's SO BAD.
if this is the worst movie youve ever seen then you are a lucjky soul man
I hated the love interest aspect but I actually sat through it and thought it was okay. A bit mediocre and formulaic, but there are far worse films out there.
Watch more of the channel... lol!
That said- this is REALLY bad- I watched it last year at some point, accidentally- I stopped 'cause I had seen Ron Livingston, and I really like most of what he's done- and I'm watching thinking to myself for a few mins...
"This looks promising, but seems really familiar- what did I watch on it?"
Then Liev Schreiber pops up and I realized "Oh. Wait. It's this movie I watched get trashed on FanBoy Flicks... I need to keep watching"
Couldn't do it even though I think both actors are great- Got a bit after the parents got killed and I had toswitch my focus to facebook on my phone. (Family I was visiting was watching it)
what's worse is that she even rubs dirt on her face for makeshift camouflage and then somehow she's pretty again
That depends. Except for Twilight and 50 Shades of Shit.... Because the movies they rif on MSC3K and Best of the Worst are goddamn Monalisas compared to this YA vomit. @@murciadoxial8056
I feel bad for screen writers and authors who have good stories but this, THIS!!!!, gets published and made into a movie.
2:54 gotta love how the plane loses almost all its momentum at once after the EMP and immediately starts dropping from the sky while also turning on its side in an instant as if it's one of those styrofoam airplane toys ^^
*Out of nowhere* "I've been planting bombs."
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WTF?? And they're bombs powerful enough to create a big-ass crater?
The book goes into detail about these alien bombs called “the eye.” They’re basically overpowered alien bombs that destroy everything in their path. The movie however, was inconsistent and didn’t add them in.
Yeah, where did he find the suitcase nukes?
3:40 It looks like the 2nd wave is actually... a wave!
😱
the part about the quarantine aged well
2:45 Just to make the whole EMP thing SUPER-realistic, I love how they immediately show two cars from like 1993 crashing into each other to get the point across. Okie dokie.
I absolutely disagree with Mark. A strong enough EMP would absolutely disable every modern vehicle permanently. Most cars have electronic fuel injection controlled by a computer, which isn't shielded. A strong EMP would kill that computer, permanently.
You could have a whole channel of just reviewing Chloe Moretz's bad movies. This girl is female Nicolas Cage. At just 19 she already made more movies than some actors do in 50 years of career, yet barely a few don't have a rotten tomato. She clearly should be more picky with movies just judging by the number of them. Does she just accept any role she gets offered? wtf
Making that mula, homie.
At least she’s pretty...I guess 🤷🏻♂️
Sounds like someone is upset she’s making all that money
Well you gotta make money somehow and turning down roles isn’t a way to do that. Besides she’s a great actress, just not in the best movies. But she’s been in some really great ones and she shined in those
All actors have bad movies in their repertoir, maybe not as many as her, but if you want to make a name for yourself then you want to make any role you're given a good one to watch
Who would have ever imagined that this movie would have 2 male interests. I mean, it's such an original concept. It's really hard to find another teen novel turned movie that has done the same. It's just incredibly unique, and I'm sure the sequels are even better!
Just once I'd like to see the 2 Male love interests decide they're sick of the protagonists love triangle BS and decide they'd rather date eachother then deal with her bland young adult protagonist mind games.
@@arthas640 thanks for commenting on a half decade old comment Lol it’s pretty cool to see. Hope you’re doing good dude :)
@@MacStatic I'm half drunk and watching hilarious B movie reviews, I'm doing pretty good
🙏🤔🤣🤣🤣
@ There's a world of difference between being half drunk and fully drunk, and a world of difference between being drunk and an alcoholic. I dont drink to excess or drink regularly and have a pretty regimented diet in general.
When he criticizes how bad the quarantine and sanitation is in the movie, just to have it be even worse a few years later irl....
4:25 "This is your quarantine?"
Hi, this is 2021 calling, we have… worrying news.
'The Road' scared the shit out of me and made me depressed for a long time. Fuck that movie
That's how you know it's a great movie! :D
societyofsin read the book. it will make you want to lay down and never move again. movie was great too
societyofsin I've never seen it, is it worth watching..
i dont think so its boring and drab tbh, not much happens but ash and walking. its not too bad but i feel you could watch better.
societyofsin Soooooo the movie was effective.
This movie should've been directed by Neil Breen 😃😃😃😃😃
Directed and starred!
Neil breen should've replaced Chloe grace moretz
I can see him thinking up a concept similar to this, and not only that, but actually making the film entertaining.
IT would make the movie so much better, especially with his self-narrative.
Captain Tici Neil would cast himself as the hot guy who saved her. I'm guessing based on this review. I haven't seen the movie.
Now I want to see "They Live" man that was my favorite movie as a kid. I remember the first time I played Duke Nukem for the Super NES & heard Duke say that Kick ass & chew bubble gum line I yelled out "That's Roddy Piper's line in They Live"
Then everything quickly was making more sense in that game.
The beginning of the book, when it’s about the main character in the environment, scavenging around and making important moral decisions. Then it turns into “You’re so special the aliens will change their ways for you” and “we will win with love!” And was a completely different story
An EMP doesn't stop the engine from pumping gas and burning it. It's all done mechanically after ignition. That's the core principle of Otto and Diesel engines. Tesla, on the other hand... Still, EMPs don't disable brakes or make cars go haywire. It'll probably only mess up your radio.
Oh, and the same goes for jet engines on planes, it's kind of the same priciple. I didn't really knew it either, until I googled "how jet engines work"! For f...
Laurentiu Badea Depends on the car - some cars switch off when you stop. Also a lot of cars are now riddled with computer components and gadgets.
Laurentiu Badea yeah, newer cars would probably have issues since they have computer-controlled fuel injection and wire controlled steering. But, older cars and military vehicles, which either lack computers or (in the case of most military vehicles) are designed to withstand an EMP, they’d likely be fine. Jets, I’m not so sure about. They have electronic everywhere, controlling everything. Especially passenger liners. They would probably just become giant gliders after an EMP, unable to restart their engines.
Have you never heard of an ecu chip aka electronic control unit? You know the chip that controls every function in your engine meaning the input and output in most modern cars engines. If your ecu chip is damaged your car becomes inoperable and sense the ecu is electronically operated it is vulnerable to electro mangnetic pulses just like ever other elctronic device is. Military grade vehicles don't have those tho. HMMWV are minimalistic vehicles with very and I mean very little eltronic components. I should know I was a light wheeled vehicle mechanic in the army and worked on them on the daily. So an emp would have little effect on military grade vehicles.
The only engines unaffected by an EMP would either be older diesel engines or anything with a carburetor and a mechanical ignition. Any engines with fuel injection or computer
controlled ignition would die. As for brakes any vehicle with abs and power assisted brakes would lose braking. Any modern vehicle would no longer function if such an event where to occur.
You all seem to be under the impression that alien technology would be the same as hours. If they have a ship that big and powerful, what's to say their EMP's aren't more sophisticated??
This was shot in my hometown. Why can't we get anything better?
Must have been pretty awesome though, with the giant spaceship and everything ;)
James Owens At least you had something.
True. It was pretty cool lol.
The ship was probably CGI anyway.
@@rollfizzlebeef5384 no sh*t sherlock
This was one of those movies that made me lie. Someone asked me if I saw it and I said "No. Never heard of it." Partly because I didn't want to get stuck in a conversation about it. Mostly because I was ashamed that I wasted almost 2 hours of my life.
"there's 3 books so they're gonna want to make 4 movies" lol!
Srgenie YT 😂
So Evan is basically a Mary Sue. His only fault seems to be the alien inside his head, but hey, you win some, you lose some. I never heard of the book(s) or this movie before and I'm sure glad that I missed out on that.
gary sue
Actually the alien makes him MORE of a Mary Sue. Having something that should be a disability, like you know, a brain alien, give you all the advantages (eg. knowing how to do everything) and none of the weaknesses is one of the trademarks of a Mary Sue. Its like how all of the vampires in Twilight have super speed, super strength, eternal youth, beauty, a random other power based on personality, ect, but no weakness other than ... boring teenage girls who are less impressive Mary Sues?
no, he's a Larry Sue
Yeah, shitty teen novel
They are terrible books. Everyone over the age of 25 is either a complete idiot, or secretly an Alien. It basically ends with the teenagers, killing the Aliens, and becoming the new rulers of mankind, because all the adults are dead.
dude you look...decent for 50
65.
not a day past 22
He loves to joke about his age but i think he's actually early 30's because in his Fantastic Four review he implies he would have been playing Nintendo 64 and Golden Eye around age 12.
DamageIncM How the hell did you know my age?
DamageIncM Wow your good. But i can't find anything in his bio stating his age.
3:10
Pilot here. Yeah no plane would react that way to getting hit by an EMP and/or somehow suddenly losing power.
Neither would the cars either, but, you know. Different thing.
UGH. Another "all adults are EVIL and we kids can save the world only!" stupid tween movie. Y'know, when I was a kid, I read books like Lord of the Rings that had ADULT heroes, yet I could identify with them. Or watch movies like Star Wars and TV shows like Star Trek TNG, and yes, I did not need Wesley Crusher when I had many of the adult crew members I could identify with!
So basically this movie is a 90's kids movie but serious and somehow slightly worse.
This
This movie basically exists to trick you into watching Twilight.
Wow, screw Arrival... 5th Wave is the next alien invasion classic
What? They are from the same series.
Arrival is the third book; where they’ve already beaten the first Aliens, totally rebuilt human society, and cleaned up the planet to look like now. Then the Arrival aliens show up, and the main character, who’s now a university teacher, has to save the world again.
With the big difference that Arrival is actually a really GOOD movie.
@@cjwrench07 joke?
UltraViolet Xrays yes.
@@ultravioletxrays125 Protip; if something is obviously untrue, it's probably a joke.
I remember when I had an audition for this movie when this movie was being developed. I had no clue it was a book or anything. Obviously I didn’t get the audition but once the film was being advertised I ended up getting a copy in a secondhand book store and I read it. Never thought I was so lucky to dodge a bullet with this one.
@ there was a character named Tank that I auditioned for. I still haven’t seen the movie fully. But I know the character gets killed off eventually. But other than that, I don’t have much info. The audition script was very short and was just a scene with some physical stuff and a short screamy monologue.
They spend millions to make these. It never ceases to amaze me.
The sarcasm in this video is gold 😂
That plane crash looks atrousiously bad.
OH GOD DONT IT JUST!!! LOL!
@SomethingScanning even slow, there would be some forward momentum... it would not just stop and drop... simple physics, which... no joke... I FAILED at school!!!
Denzel Washington could've landed it.
Also wouldn’t the crash shattered the glass on the windows? I mean most of the flames landed on the cars
Atrocious???
"I can't imagine how the virus spread so quickly."
Welcome to covid-land
You question why people en mass would start calling the aliens "The Others", but remember we live in a world where narcissistic megalomaniac TikTok stars are commonly referred to as "influencers" lol..
"We've only met a couple days ago, but because you have hot abs, you *_must_* be the one."
This is how I watch movies for free.
Bad movies.
At least when they're free you can't be too upset because you didn't pay money for them.
Lmao - me too
I love how he sounds like he does not give a shit about anything at all in this movie
I love these apocalypse movies where the women some how still have time to flat iron or curl their hair and apply a light beat
"Chops wood of course" Oh my god why is that so funny that cliche is terrible lol
i love your commentary paired up with the music and your reactions, i could rewatch these over and over again....
Lord Tachanka yeah, fanboy flicks is best film critic out their for sure. i enjoy this show so much.
“Alien Cub Scout” that got me lol
I tried watching this and what he didn't say is HOW BORING IT IS. 15minutes in and you are so damn bored. I don't know how he sat through this. KUDOS.
Love your deadpan delivery. Keep up the good work.
This didnt even pop up for me. Seriously CZcams needs to get their shit together.
In the book, ringer has exceptional shooting skills and is very closed off mentally to the rest of her squad, and Ben/zombie used the bet as a win/win because he also had a bit of a crush on her. He’d get to spend more time with her, and learn to shoot better.
I really want a spinoff movie where Samurai cops partner dies and he has to team up with the big dude from Elves to take on hawkeye who has gone rogue
Please do NINE LIVES. Every human needs to experience that film in some capacity before their souls get judged at the Gates
So do you never actually see the Aliens in the movie? Those brain parasites can't be the one who build that massive alien ship.
So in the 2nd book it's actually revealed that the humans who are aliens in disguise don't actually have aliens in them but have some kind of computer thing that makes them think they're alien sleeper agents. Or something. Not sure if the 3rd one elaborates on it. I probably won't read it cause the 2nd one got overly depressing and nihilistic feeling and didn't go anywhere.
When she said she's looking at the stars in the day time lol
If The Host meets The Road but without all the good parts from The Road!!! 😂 😂😂
it feels that the author of this shitty book watched that cool discovery channel special on aliens and how they would invade us, then watched twilight and got the bright idea of mixing both things, but did not watch the documentary more than once, so she forgot a lot of details and miswrote the rest... and also read twilight once, so she also misunderstood half of the shitty stuff, and miswrote the rest of the shitty stuff
Psst, the author of the 5th Wave is a guy...
huh... my point remains tho :3
LadyDecember is your picture a pic of the writer?
Murcia doxial It was the best book, the fuck you mean
The book wasn't that bad.
When you're about to sleep but FanboyFlicks uploads a video... Shit!
It’s too bad because I really liked the book. The book makes sense but they tried to make the movie as a action thriller but they needed to make it a little less exciting and a little more explained.
Glad I'm not the only one that absolutely loves Keith David's voice. The Thing and They Live are made that much more amazing by his presence.
Movies like these are for 12-year-olds that haven't seen any good movies
Stfu
please for the love of God do Sharkboy and Lavagirl or Spy Kids 3
I loved them as a kid, and still love them now, but for VASTLY different reasons, lol
I'm all in for Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Char Rar Or how about Freddy Got Fingered?
So Freddy Got Fingered by Sharkboy and Lavagirl while Watching Spy Kids 3? Directed by the guys who made Date movie.
Spy Kids 3 was alright, I mean its not winning any awards and definitely isn't the best spy kids movie, but its alright. Sharkboy and Lavagirl ... I feel like was fanfiction of the Neverending Story made by a kid who only half remembered it
Who is here after Corona Virus?
conscious well hydrated girls.... hahaha!
"The movie is based of 3 books, so they're definitely turning it into 4 movies". Dude, you're goddamn right
They should of just called the aliens "Hashtags".
well in hindsight the quarantine part was pretty accurate XD
Theres more quarantine in this scene than in some countries right now with the corona virus.
Or Maga States.
When I saw that a new FanboyFlicks Review was up, I did a Napoleon Dynamite "yesss!"
Seriously Mark, you're one of my Top 10 channels on YT... and I PROMISE to donate $$$ one of these days.
This movie doesn't make any friggen sense.
Then you should read the plot of the novel. It's even more senseless and 'badder' than the movie. Head ache inducing.
_'They Live!'_ is the best!
The aliens were at least kind enough to provide the goth chick with goth make-up kit.
What a crap movie wow a new low for hollywood.
this isnt a new low for hollywood, suicide squad is
True
I thought it was just me. I got the DVD of Suicide Squad, watched twenty minutes and have never looked at it since.
Some good songs on the soundtrack from what I can make out though.
Try Basic Instinct 2, Wild Things etc
@@adolfelmarjukic9133 You might have enjoyed it. I didn't and I sat through the whole thing.
This film has surprising decent CGI. Also it has a very interesting story concept. Truly a pity how poorly executed it was. Does anyone know if the books are any good?
David Dwayne From the comments on this video and reviews of the book, it seems pretty good. I didn't guess it would be YA schlock from the synopsis.
hind Sweet thank you.
Seriously, I felt it had a really good premise myself, but yeah... It was really sloppily done.
I mean they got decent actors to want to be in it- the pitches had to be really good.
I know this is a year-old comment, but I had a similar reaction while watching this of "Huh, this is actually an interesting idea" here and there...but then it would trip over a bunch of little things and the whole thing would just come crashing down.
It was one of those "I'm not mad/just disappointed" sort of things.
Shit movie alright books
I love this guy's dry delivery!!! Like nothing can impress him!!! Instant subscriber!
"I can't imagine how this virus spread so quickly"
Mark I'm from the future and have something to tell you...
Oh Hi Mark!
There's three books which means they're going to want to make four movies.
That was something he said. In the video. But I wrote it there anyway. Emphasis? I dunno. Whatever
Idk if anyone else has talked about this but I think the point of a child army is they're easier to manipulate : you put children in the control of super powerful figures and they're going to follow direction and believe what they're told without asking too many questions (mostly, especially in group situations) [see child soldiers being an actual sick horrible thing that people have made before]
1) I think that the idea behind the fact that the army has functioning vehicles (something that is even strange for the characters in the movie, that's not a plot hole or something like that) is that the army has figured out something and humanity is not as powerless as it may seem.
2) Plot hole: the army guys gather all the adults of the camp and explain them that some humans are hosting aliens. Later, the heroin is suspicious of Evans being an Other. But why? She was not present at the gathering and should not know about that alien can be hosted by humans?
I love how the plane dropped out of the sky, it really shows the lack of care in the film and if it was taken directly from the book then it shows what a shitty author they are when they could literally google two words to see how jetliners and their pilots would behave in this situation:
Gimli Glider
Well, in the last 20 years far too many pilots have become dependent on autopilots to the extent that they have become unable to hand-fly airplanes. it's happened many times.
Not if it's fly-by-wire. No flight computer = no control of the flaps or other control surfaces.
To anyone reading this comment... have a great day
no fuck you
Aw.
Jagannath Barman Don't tell me what to do.
ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME?!
You too.
So ridiculous. Nobody would actually send their kids back to school during a global threat. No sane person at least. Fiction. Am I right?
Loved this flick. Major message on that one. Deviant was similar but didn't express the true horror of being surrounded by familiar strangers.
tears of joy whenever i see that you upload
I love your channel. More bad movies, please!
Dude, Mark, I have watched them all, keep 'em coming, love them!
Man, bad movie reviews are my jam on CZcams, how did I only just find your channel? These reviews are great!
Chloe looks so awkward in this movie
Review Vampire Academy next
I read the books I imagine the movie is just as bad.
Ew...
He'd have a field day with that pile of shit movie
"Undocumented Earthlings"
The virus section and the quarentine and LACK OF MASKS is hella ironic in 2020
But its a SPACE EMP!!!!!!
isChloë Grace Moretz considered a good actress? i think she's terrible.
Phlegm Atic I think her best movie is the Carrie remake but even then; that movie isn't good, it's a verbatim remake so it's essentially pointless
She was good in Hugo, she really didn't do much though.
I liked her in general in 500 days of summer and let me in
It's my theory that she had a talk with Nick Cage while they filmed Kick Ass together and he taught her his secrets to getting work in spite of being a terrible actor.
She was good in Let me in and kick ass but that's about it.
I like your sarcasm. Intelligent, yet not vulgar.
I paused it around 4:30 when he started talking about how crappy the quarantine was and all I could think of is... that was 2016. What are your thoughts on the realism of it now in 2020? Because I think it's pretty spot on. 10/10 characterization for how my country is handling a widespread virus.