Looseel Scott that’s what I was just saying! I truly think maybe his first movie was supposed to be good, but then he blew up from everybody making CZcams videos on him so now he is intentionally making them bad. There are cult followers of bad movies like this
Judging by his interviews and films, I think he is convinced that people just don't get his... Art, and just makes him all the more fascinating, he is aware that people love his films because they are so bad that they are good, but he is not compromising or pandering to his audience.
@@FrenchToast663 Wrong.... This thing here is the absolute worst. I'm like.... Wow this is awful and boring. 😒😴 Putting this right next to Things, a Canadian horror film made by a bunch of drunk Canadian friends.
Davis Parks all I know is that there is something about it that made me watch it 4 times! There are films that I have thought “wow, what an incredible piece of cinema” yet, only watched the once! Why I keep coming back to these sorts of films is beyond me, but credit to them both for following their dreams through and getting something out there
I tried to analyze some scenes as if they were dreams and it makes more sense indeed! However, just like dreams, Neil's movies are too scatterbrained to interpret properly.
Is Neil Breen a real person? Like, I cannot imagine this guy being able to do grocery shopping entirely on his own, or cook his food, or do the laundry.
Neil really is just a man recording his inner-child roleplay. it's like watching a grown man acting out his playtime Barbie scenarios, except he needs to pay people to play with him. amazing
I'm 100% convinced that the scene where they were fighting on the couch and it turned out they were a couple was a blooper. They just made up their dialogue about dinner and mom calling because they thought it was funny, then Neil decided he liked it and changed the rest of the movie so they had a relationship.
The more worrying thing is the dialogue strongly implies that they're brother and sister. Which almost somehow makes him being her potential rapist/murderer a better scenario...
My initial read on that scene was that Neil WAS actually a weird stranger to that woman character, but uses his alien mind trickery (✨corrupt interdimensional cyberkinetic DNA✨) to fool her into thinking he was her husband. It explains the initial hostile behavior and the broken painting.
I honestly can’t decide whether giving this man a Hollywood budget would allow him to make something truly incredible, or if it would ruin the Breen magic
@@mangakey Oh, I don't know. Have you ever seen a talented actor in a bad movie, when he KNOWS he's in a bad movie and decides to just have fun with it? Like Raul Julia in "Street Fight" or Matt Smith in "Morbius"? I gotta admit, it'd be hilarious to see a Neil Breen film with actors who know exactly what kind of movies Breen makes, and who all decide to throw caution to the wind and indulge in their craziest acting ever. You can't tell me it wouldn't be glorious to watch Samuel L. Jackson in full badass mode shouting lines like "I have no value for you... on the STREETS!!!" Or to watch Robert Duvall trying to hold a mask of stoicism for a moment, then breaking down sobbing and shaking, an old man being crushed by the weight of a lifetime of mistakes and regrets... and then looking up, with tears streaming down his face and announcing, "I am resigning today as president of the bank."
I think the magic would still be there, because Neil simply doesn't know how to make good movies, and he doesn't have the humility to be taught. If you gave Neil a Hollywood budget, he would insist on writing the entire script, creating all the FX, and editing the movie all by himself, because he's a narcissist who genuinely believes he can do these things better than actual experts. And of course, he'd insist on playing the lead, because he also genuinely believes he's a sex symbol and a talented actor. No actor with a real career in Hollywood would go near a Breen film for fear of ruining their marketability, so he'd still be hiring randos with little or no talent. I think the only real change we'd see is that there'd be less green screen and more shooting on location, because Neil could afford to rent actual mansions and airplanes, instead of buying stock footage of mansions and airplanes.
synthetic user transaction. Oh, wait that is a real one and has zip to do with AI or humans. It's a script that checks a url, logs in, logs out and goes to sleep for 10 minutes only to arise from its programmable virtual WAS server to repeat its task like a mere robot (which it is).
Bro. His movies literally operate on the exact same logic and execution as when we were in second grade playing make believe with our friends. 100 percent
Well look at the guy he's completely out of shape he's over the hill the sad part is right now he's only 65 years old it's like Jesus has this guy always look like he was going on 80
This is why I think Breen is for real... The scene was so bad I had to look away. His friends are complete oddballs too. They probably have weekly screenings of their junk and Breen is the cult leader, dressed up in a purple robe.
You obviously don't know anyone who's had a stroke. You couldn't film, walk, stand or do anything while having a stroke.. Also you have a high chance of dying. Especially Grand Mal seizures, lots of people die daily because of that crap. It's like losing all your power and control of your body, whilst being tazered or electric shocked and going in and out of consciousness. So no Breen is special, but not in that way unfortunately.
Dear FanboyFlicks, In all honesty, I've watched a number of your videos - and I've had a lot of laughs! They're great!! But this one? THIS one is the greatest of all! Thanks for making this dude!
11:30, the acting here is really some of the best I've seen in a Breen film. So seamless and natural. Like synergistic, paradigmal manipulatory mental virtual programmable plasmatic proteus adaptationary
damn man 14:50 - 15:50 had me laughing harder than i have in years, i had to stand up i was laughing so hard, tears running down my face the context of him being so oblivious combined with the adding of a scene like that and his character being so oblivious that hes doing it and the painting coming out of nowhere.. right after my mind was primed with the rubber rats next to the homeless guys, that was some next level shit
I love that Neil chose to show the passage of time between bumping into the girl and returning at 8:00 by turning the rats in a slightly different direction, this man is priceless.
@@davidmayberry3190 of course it is sarcasm. It's actually pretty easy if you are an experienced animal trainer in a movie industry. For example, at 14:13 you can clearly see that they gave rats some seeds to eat, to make them stay still.
The number of times that I have seen this 😂😂. You are truly the best at this, Mark. You break down everything and I especially love your commentary, your attention to detail, your movie inserts, your humour and your overall analysis. You put work into this and I love that. I'm not interested in watching any of the movies that you have reviewed so far, but you truly get me interested in them while you speak about them. Keep excelling at your craft and thank you so much for all the hard work that you put in for us. ❤
Seems to me that Neil Breen wrote the titles of some Dimmu Borgir albums: “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia” “Death Cult Armageddon” “Enthrone Darkness Triumphant” “Spiritual Black Dimensions”
weirdest lines: "what's for dinner?" "your favorite. your mom called today" "tell mom I said 'hi'"....how could she tell her 'hi' when she already talked to her?? but that's just a ripple in the mighty wave of utter madness of breenius! I love you mark!
@@thebluerose4179 I've actually never thought of it in that light but if I do you are right, I need either to huh... what did I just watch? Or on the opposite end of the Breeniverse HUH... what did I just watch. The in between is never as entertaining.
I always fear that I'm having a stroke when watching something about Neil Breen's movies. There isn't a single scene that you aren't squinting at in confusion.
You should crowd-fund $159.95 so that you can buy and review his new 6 hour 5 film retrospective. It comes on 2 burned DVDs in a new clear jewel case, and only takes 4-6 weeks for delivery. I wish this was a joke, but it's not.
I saw RLM's half in the bag on it. It's just giving the most basic and surface level how-to tutorial on how to make your own movies shot from the same living room as in Fateful Findings and the brain cancer kid in Double Down, which is his house I guess.
9:16 My favorite part of the Neil Breen reviews is watching the exact moment that the last thread of Mark’s sanity snaps like a rubber band. And we’re not even halfway through!
What people don't understand is Neil Breen in a genius and only when he dies will all his movies finally be edited together properly to tell the true story of his greatness.
@DeltaGem Liberal? There's nothing liberal in his "movies" at all. You seem as clueless as Breen spitting out certain buzzwords without understanding their meaning and implications. Let me guess: you are american?
@DeltaGem I could write the same reply again and it would be absolutly coherent. The meaning of "defending" is obviously also something which leads you into confusion.
What the hell... I’ll give it a shot: National Cryogenic GMO Detection Fully Functional Harmonics Semi-Global Counter Intuitive Investigatory Stature Quantum Mobile Robotics Division Unethical Unicorn Lawyers by Proxy Hey, you’re right! This is fun, Mark!
Maybe... just maybe... Neil Breen has been trolling with these movies for years. I just cant rest with the idea that this guy is really putting legit effort into these golden nuggets of laughter.
@John Knight 2 Different Variants Of Chroma Keys Bro! Usually used for a varience of actions One generally uses one or the other if you want to utilise a colour disimilar to the article of clothing the actor is wearing (which is kind of an oxymoron here now that I think about it...) Generally if he used a blue chroma filter and filtered it out his blue shirt would be keyed into the background... So just did a quick check and I AM right... see BELOW www.rocketstock.com/blog/green-screen-vs-blue-screen-choosing-the-right-background-for-video-compositing/ So, in that respect I think it just puts blue as a static background by default (as in chroma keyed in) like how he used to use a similar space theme one (i.e. kinda like that old windows screensaver) In the end here I think I just caused more questioned than answers... *sigh* *facepalm*
But the choice to use green screen vs blue screen extends beyond just the outfit choice of your talent. Here are a few reasons why you should pick one over the other. When to Use Green Screen With modern digital cameras, the green color is processed the cleanest with the most luminance. The result is that you’ll often be able to pull a clean key with the least amount of noise, and often, without a complicated lighting setup. Conversely, because of green’s brightness, it can also lead to more ‘spill,’ meaning the green color may reflect and bleed over on your on-screen talent. This can be a nightmare when keying out in post-production. To combat this, ensure that there is sufficient distance between the talent and the green screen background. Green is also an ideal choice if you’re compositing in a ‘daytime’ background. Any leftover green can blend better into daytime footage, while it’s more challenging to blend green against a darker (or nighttime) background. When to Use Blue Screen Blue screen will require twice as much light as green screen, often a whole f-stop. But because of this difference in luminosity, blue also results in less color spill. Blue screen is also ideal for replicating darker or nighttime conditions. Often, color correction against a blue screen is cleaner than its green counterpart. The spill of green can result in some messy color work in post that can eat up your time in the edit bay. Regardless of what color screen you use, shooting in a more uncompressed (or RAW) format will ensure that you have more data in the shot and will likely result in an easier time when you go to key out the footage in post. For more of the nitty-gritty technical details of green screen vs blue screen, check out this post over at Animation World Network.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us" The perfect synopsis for any "it's so bad, it's good" Neil Breen movie.
Love the channel. Bad movies are the greatest thing man has made terribly. Champagne and Bullets is now apart of my family, and I love to have a good family get together. Mr.Breen is truly a legend of the horrible movie making experience. He definitely is 1 of a kind. Well outside of this movie. 2x the confusion, 2x the awesome, and all of the awkward slaps!
Neil is a grown man with the imagination of a child. His character in his movies are basically the type of person a kid would think up. A super hero alien hacker spy
I feel better knowing that Homeland Security attended the meeting. I’m pretty sure Neil’s wife character, or whatever she was, showed up in the meeting too. She got the mind hacking line.
These movies are art in its purest form. They're truly magnificent. Future literature and drama students will look back on Neil Breen the way we look back on Shakespeare and Homer. Truly, he is ahead of his time.
I feel like Neil just broke into a local community college at night and filmed all the shots there in a few hours. Im convinced this some kind of money laundering scam...
20:30- I like how this "exciting foot chase" is held at the pace of two barefoot dads trying to get across the wet deck of an inground swimming pool to keep the burgers from burning.
When he said "follow me", he was actually talking to the explosion.
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🤯
🤣 🤣 🤣
It was really obvious too! Mark is so dumb!
Dude !
I really can’t figure out if Neil is blissfully unaware of his ineptitude or if he is a master class troll and WE are the fools.
Looseel Scott that’s what I was just saying! I truly think maybe his first movie was supposed to be good, but then he blew up from everybody making CZcams videos on him so now he is intentionally making them bad. There are cult followers of bad movies like this
I also wonder whether he is able to earn money with his 'films' or if he's so wealthy he can afford to make them as a hobby.
Judging by his interviews and films, I think he is convinced that people just don't get his... Art, and just makes him all the more fascinating, he is aware that people love his films because they are so bad that they are good, but he is not compromising or pandering to his audience.
The world will never know...
I think the reoccurring themes in his films pretty much form his ideology. He’s probably an objectivist a la Ayn Rand.
Mark: Corrupt, programmable, limitless, digital universes.
Neil: *hastily takes notes*
“smelling an eagle while rubbing a tree trunk” is possibly the funniest sentence i’ve ever heard.
Yet it’s pretty near accurate too!
5:00
@@egon249915:29 Neil Breen actually tried out for Scorpion in the new mortal Kombat
That's just a regular day for Neil.
Playmobil: Worst movie of the decade.
Niel Breen: Hold my stock photo of a beer bottle.
Gemini Man is the worst movie of the decade
@@FrenchToast663 Wrong.... This thing here is the absolute worst.
I'm like.... Wow this is awful and boring. 😒😴
Putting this right next to Things, a Canadian horror film made by a bunch of drunk Canadian friends.
QuarterPirate I almost shit myself reading your comment. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Not even a beer, an empty beer bottle.
QuarterPirate phenomenal comment
Neil Breen's movies make The Room look like The Godfather.
I've used this exact same description to get people into his work ha ha!
The Room is fairly competently made. Competently terrible, but competent nonetheless.
Davis Parks all I know is that there is something about it that made me watch it 4 times! There are films that I have thought “wow, what an incredible piece of cinema” yet, only watched the once! Why I keep coming back to these sorts of films is beyond me, but credit to them both for following their dreams through and getting something out there
You come to me, on the day of my daughter's....oh hi, Luca.
@@sufficetosay3339 LOL...good one.
I feel like Neil is really diligent about writing down his lucid dreams every night and then does his best to film them as accurately as possible
I tried to analyze some scenes as if they were dreams and it makes more sense indeed!
However, just like dreams, Neil's movies are too scatterbrained to interpret properly.
That's actually a brilliant conclusion. Add the fact of his incompetence to the elusiveness of dreams, and the ridiculous results make sense.
Shit! That's a brilliant observation, especially when watching the running scenes
“Don’t ask me why I have a handful of dollar store fake mustaches” is a better plot than Twisting Pair.
Neil Breen: “You betrayed us! You betrayed ME.”
Mark: “I have no idea who that character is.”
🤣
Is Neil Breen a real person? Like, I cannot imagine this guy being able to do grocery shopping entirely on his own, or cook his food, or do the laundry.
A+ user name.
That sentence contains more coherent plot than all of his movies combined.
He just isnt very selfaware and nobody around him has the balls to tell him the truth coz he is probably a very nice guy. Just like Tommy wiseau
@@freebee8221 Isn't Tommy Wiseau kind of a narcissist? It shows when you analyse the structure of his movie.
lol and he was an architect and real estate employee lol no kidding
Kubrick: every frame a painting
Neil Breen: every frame a WTF
Neil Breen causing Mark to have an existential crisis is the funniest thing ever🤣🤣🤣😭
15:29 Neil Breen actually tried out for Scorpion in the new mortal Kombat
Neil really is just a man recording his inner-child roleplay. it's like watching a grown man acting out his playtime Barbie scenarios, except he needs to pay people to play with him. amazing
You've said it all 👌 exactly what I was thinking lol
You're just jealous he's a famous movie star and producer
sad but true
@@ahmedabdulkareem5715 why sad
@@ArtVandelayOfficial I will imagine a sarcastic tone of voice to go with this comment and in that case, agree with it.
Human Breen trying to interact with stock footage is priceless.
"Human"
Did you just assume his species?
Digital programmable virtually corrupt humanoid
@@IMe7x HAHAHA
@@IMe7x Terrorism. Emergency, mind hacking.
I'm 100% convinced that the scene where they were fighting on the couch and it turned out they were a couple was a blooper. They just made up their dialogue about dinner and mom calling because they thought it was funny, then Neil decided he liked it and changed the rest of the movie so they had a relationship.
you're right, it doesn't fit with the "narrative" of the movie, if there even is one.
The more worrying thing is the dialogue strongly implies that they're brother and sister. Which almost somehow makes him being her potential rapist/murderer a better scenario...
My initial read on that scene was that Neil WAS actually a weird stranger to that woman character, but uses his alien mind trickery (✨corrupt interdimensional cyberkinetic DNA✨) to fool her into thinking he was her husband. It explains the initial hostile behavior and the broken painting.
@@Lwhale.3797Holy shit🫨
I honestly can’t decide whether giving this man a Hollywood budget would allow him to make something truly incredible, or if it would ruin the Breen magic
Same though I lean towards it would ruin it because he'd have enough money to hire better actors and special effects people and that's half the fun...
@@mangakey Oh, I don't know. Have you ever seen a talented actor in a bad movie, when he KNOWS he's in a bad movie and decides to just have fun with it? Like Raul Julia in "Street Fight" or Matt Smith in "Morbius"? I gotta admit, it'd be hilarious to see a Neil Breen film with actors who know exactly what kind of movies Breen makes, and who all decide to throw caution to the wind and indulge in their craziest acting ever. You can't tell me it wouldn't be glorious to watch Samuel L. Jackson in full badass mode shouting lines like "I have no value for you... on the STREETS!!!" Or to watch Robert Duvall trying to hold a mask of stoicism for a moment, then breaking down sobbing and shaking, an old man being crushed by the weight of a lifetime of mistakes and regrets... and then looking up, with tears streaming down his face and announcing, "I am resigning today as president of the bank."
I think the magic would still be there, because Neil simply doesn't know how to make good movies, and he doesn't have the humility to be taught. If you gave Neil a Hollywood budget, he would insist on writing the entire script, creating all the FX, and editing the movie all by himself, because he's a narcissist who genuinely believes he can do these things better than actual experts. And of course, he'd insist on playing the lead, because he also genuinely believes he's a sex symbol and a talented actor. No actor with a real career in Hollywood would go near a Breen film for fear of ruining their marketability, so he'd still be hiring randos with little or no talent. I think the only real change we'd see is that there'd be less green screen and more shooting on location, because Neil could afford to rent actual mansions and airplanes, instead of buying stock footage of mansions and airplanes.
When Neil bumped into that lady all I could think of was:
“Cancer. Chemo. Kicking my ass. I only have a month to live”.
Lololol
😅😅😅
I got the results of the test back: I *definitely* have breast cancer.
@@TF2Fan101 don't worry about it, everything will be fine
Hahaha....dont worry about it!
I resign today as president of The Bank.
😂😂😂
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why? are you corrupt maybe?
I declare... BANKRUPTCY!!
CLASSIC!!!! :D
The scene with them slapping each other makes me cry laughing.
Breen has mastered the art of making every scene seem like a turn based RPG... with hectic lag.
“What was well done?”
Obviously the soldiers are well done
HAHAHAHAHA That was hilarious
BURN!!!
Thanks for that hilarious comment!
14:50
"You were supposed to meet me at eight."
"b i t c h."
"You can't fight me."
*"Anyways, how is your sex life?"*
Imma be honest. Mark is better at self inserting himself in a movie than Breen can.
Programmable DNA = mRNA
You're welcome.
Watching him kiss on screen is like watching your parents kiss. By the way, your inner monolgue scene was fantastic!!!
"I don't want you. I only want the drugs and the money!" I wish I had a nickel for every time I have heard that one.
Happy New Year everyone.
Marklemagne happy new year!
Same. All they want is my drugs and money.
Hey, look on the bright side; no long term commitments involved.
I don't even want to wish you a happy New Year back! All I want is...
You know the drill.
There comes a time when too many people have said that to you....
"I can't believe you committed programmable digital corrupt universe suicide." 🤣
Dark matter
And yet-- Neil Breen can honestly say he is doing what he wants with his life. Have to admire that.
True and making out with hot women despite looking like he partied a little to hard in the 80's with Motley Crue.
In business meetings from now on at my office I'll have the urge to always respond with "We are on the verge of mind hacking!"
"Programmable Virtual Skull Hacker"
"Corruptible DNA Infinity Gauntlet"
"Quantum Digital Program Waves"
Infinity Gauntlet got me! LOL
EnemyNoOne you’re just stringing words together randomly at this point, aren’t you?
synthetic user transaction.
Oh, wait that is a real one and has zip to do with AI or humans.
It's a script that checks a url, logs in, logs out and goes to sleep for 10 minutes only to arise from its programmable virtual WAS server to repeat its task like a mere robot (which it is).
@@crypastesomemore8348 No, no these are real....Just ask Neil Breen LOL.
@@crypastesomemore8348 Just as Mark asked us to do 10:00 😆
And he came up with some good combos 👍
Bro. His movies literally operate on the exact same logic and execution as when we were in second grade playing make believe with our friends. 100 percent
Acting is on par with second graders, too - for all of the actors
Keepin it one hunn-ed!
Yeah, reminds me exactly of when we got our first camcorder as a kid and me and my brother made some home movie gems like Super Bumb.
@@homevalueglass3809 what's a bumb?
@@burtknighten1873 I kind of hope it stays a mystery
I feel like legit actors don't get enough credit until you see these people.
Man Neil really nailed it on these Sega Genesis explosions
It’s hard for me to believe that Breen is an actual real life serious human being somewhere
A real human breen
Actually in my school is a guy acting like a Neil. He looks exactly like him and he is wierdo so.... XD
A real human breen and a real hero
I'm pretty sure he's not human
The “i have a boyfriend” lady was the best actress
I never thought that I would say this: by comparison Tommy Wiseau is a cinematic genius and an Oscar-worthy actor.
Neil looks like he has trouble just walking around the sets.
Well look at the guy he's completely out of shape he's over the hill the sad part is right now he's only 65 years old it's like Jesus has this guy always look like he was going on 80
"We are on the verge of mind hacking!"
I wish someone would hack my brain and delete that scene from my memory.
Special Agencies ARE prepared!
Elon musk has entered the chat
This is why I think Breen is for real... The scene was so bad I had to look away. His friends are complete oddballs too. They probably have weekly screenings of their junk and Breen is the cult leader, dressed up in a purple robe.
it's like this guy only makes movies when he's having a stroke
Made my day
Raggedy Monkey He makes these movies to save money on taxes.
@@pbonney good guess *lol*
You obviously don't know anyone who's had a stroke.
You couldn't film, walk, stand or do anything while having a stroke.. Also you have a high chance of dying.
Especially Grand Mal seizures, lots of people die daily because of that crap.
It's like losing all your power and control of your body, whilst being tazered or electric shocked and going in and out of consciousness.
So no Breen is special, but not in that way unfortunately.
@@Brisvegas420 at least If he were having a stroke he would have an reason why his movies suck
Bro. Just found your videos after watching all of Space Ice and I must say, yours are just as funny.
Also, "seducing birds of prey" is not only my favorite phrase ever uttered on your show, but also a fantastic album title waiting to happen.
When I saw this notification I screamed louder than when Neil found out his neighbor had committed suicide.
:O
Also Doctor Who day. :O
“I cannot believe you committed suicide”
I *can't* believe Mark uploaded! I *will not* believe Mark uploaded! How could Mark have done this, how could Mark have uploaded?!
I can’t believe you screamed. I cannot believe you actually screamed. How could you have screamed?
i hope you dont really think the new doctor who season is any good.
This isnt a movie its a corrupt, virtual, DNA, corrupt, universe, FBI.
Programmable, FBI, selected, corrupt, reality, virtual, reality, corrupt, programmable
Virtual reality, the corrupt version.
@@princekyle4132 LOL
gasp, can it be? you betrayed us, no you betrayed us, im done with you, no im done with you
@@khalnetherfields7263 I have no VALUE for you on the STREET!!!!!!!
Dear FanboyFlicks, In all honesty, I've watched a number of your videos - and I've had a lot of laughs! They're great!! But this one? THIS one is the greatest of all! Thanks for making this dude!
Mark in Dec 2019: We'll see what happens in 2020.
Me in June 2021: Oh... so innocent.
Neil Breen's entire existence is my brain when I'm having a fever dream.
Red Dead Journals LOL!!
There are those who learn and improve. Neil Breen learns and gets worse
That's a the perfect way to describe his movies
Adrian Nava I must be fucked then cause Neils entire filmography is my brain when I’m paying zero attention to someone talking to me
11:30, the acting here is really some of the best I've seen in a Breen film. So seamless and natural. Like synergistic, paradigmal manipulatory mental virtual programmable plasmatic proteus adaptationary
"This is VERY serious"😑
Quatum Fisics
@@nellgwenn No, "Kwantum" is the proper spelling in the Breeniverse.
@@Justin-zv4cmI stand corrected. I'm not fully Breen-lingual.
11:48: The best acting in the film...
damn man 14:50 - 15:50 had me laughing harder than i have in years, i had to stand up i was laughing so hard, tears running down my face
the context of him being so oblivious combined with the adding of a scene like that and his character being so oblivious that hes doing it and the painting coming out of nowhere.. right after my mind was primed with the rubber rats next to the homeless guys, that was some next level shit
he clearly wrote the entire movie around the idea of having a painting smashed over his head.
I love that Neil chose to show the passage of time between bumping into the girl and returning at 8:00 by turning the rats in a slightly different direction, this man is priceless.
It's very hard to make them stand still when you are working with animals.
@@OdaVenom I am praying that this is sarcasm.
@@davidmayberry3190 of course it is sarcasm.
It's actually pretty easy if you are an experienced animal trainer in a movie industry. For example, at 14:13 you can clearly see that they gave rats some seeds to eat, to make them stay still.
@@OdaVenom nobody gets the benefit of the doubt when it comes to the internet.
Fake rats
He says follow me. They can't hurt me. The most unemotional line reading ever given in the history of Cinema.
BATTLE OF JENKINS' FERRY you must have never seen Sofia Coppola in Godfather 3
The response of the soldiers was more believable than Neil
Watch any Bruce Willis VOD movie post 2015, you'd think Medusa herself paid the man a visit.
Every Neil's line is like that in all his movies
I am pretty Sure Niel Breen is some kind of malfunctioning robot in reality.
It's as if Steven Seagal's ego became fascinated with science fiction, didn't have a budget, and wanted to make a movie.....
The number of times that I have seen this 😂😂. You are truly the best at this, Mark. You break down everything and I especially love your commentary, your attention to detail, your movie inserts, your humour and your overall analysis. You put work into this and I love that. I'm not interested in watching any of the movies that you have reviewed so far, but you truly get me interested in them while you speak about them.
Keep excelling at your craft and thank you so much for all the hard work that you put in for us. ❤
"Just tell us one of the plans". That was such a Seinfeld moment.
Yo he's totally Jerry in this 😂
Seems to me that Neil Breen wrote the titles of some Dimmu Borgir albums:
“Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”
“Death Cult Armageddon”
“Enthrone Darkness Triumphant”
“Spiritual Black Dimensions”
The breenwashing is everywhere if you pay attention
:-D :-D :-D
Godless. Savage. Garden.
l.o.l.
Hahaha, nice.
weirdest lines: "what's for dinner?" "your favorite. your mom called today" "tell mom I said 'hi'"....how could she tell her 'hi' when she already talked to her?? but that's just a ripple in the mighty wave of utter madness of breenius! I love you mark!
His dialogue sounds like the limited sound bites used to create verbal communication moments in old PlayStation video games.
I think Fanboy said it himself once "if Tommy Wiseau is the the Orsen Wells of bad film, Neil Breen is the David Lynch. So apt it hurts.
@@thebluerose4179 That's kinda neat.
100%
@@thebluerose4179 I've actually never thought of it in that light but if I do you are right, I need either to huh... what did I just watch? Or on the opposite end of the Breeniverse HUH... what did I just watch.
The in between is never as entertaining.
@aaronsdavis lmfao, well that would have to be Uwe Boll. The undisputed king of "video game movies". A true genius if ever there was one.
This is definitely his most Lynch-esque film too
Mark dressed up like Neil dressed up as Neil's twin brother is the best thing I have seen in a long time ...
A Neil Breen Cinematic Universe...I don’t think we’re ready for that
8:05 that’s a great Seinfeld impression!
Neil thinks “Programmable virtual reality” is such a terrifying thing?
Isn’t that the point? Wtf is the use if it’s unprogrammable?
he should have said self-programmable government algorithmic control protocols.
@@ryanbarker5217 Virtual. Metaverse.
@@neophobicnyctophile8264 metaversal triple-polaric electrocidic waves.
@@ryanbarker5217 BRILLIANT!
Programmable Virtual Reality is capable of programming Programmable DNA.
I always fear that I'm having a stroke when watching something about Neil Breen's movies. There isn't a single scene that you aren't squinting at in confusion.
It's f***ing hilarious
That's because you're watching the corrupted virtual reality version.
I thought you were talking about a different kind of stroke and I was very concerned you were having a stroke during a Neil Breen film
@@emmakelley5371 I mean... when Neil's cheeks make an inevitable appearance... who can resist?!
@@Eliminator6363 It truly is an incredible Breenis.
"Follow me. You won't get hurt."
Two seconds later...
"Bye guys. RIP."
"Corrupt virtual reality...digital tribes... Limitless digital universe connecting all shared virtual reality." That sounds kinda shady.
You should crowd-fund $159.95 so that you can buy and review his new 6 hour 5 film retrospective. It comes on 2 burned DVDs in a new clear jewel case, and only takes 4-6 weeks for delivery. I wish this was a joke, but it's not.
So true, guy is a better actor than salesman
I saw RLM's half in the bag on it. It's just giving the most basic and surface level how-to tutorial on how to make your own movies shot from the same living room as in Fateful Findings and the brain cancer kid in Double Down, which is his house I guess.
Neil Breen is the David Lych to Tommy Wiseaus Orson Wells
TheBleedingTomb truuu
Yessss
This man is such an enigma. I cannot believe this movie is for sale on CZcams. It's literally unbelievable.
The look on the one guy's face, he's like "what the f*ck am I doing here" I about died laughing I felt for him, most awkward boardroom scene ever!
You clever bastard, getting your annual upload done a couple minutes into the new year. See you in 2021, Mark.
25:23 "I also love the effect of jumping up downwards.." I died here lol.
Imad Mahdi honestly I don’t think even Naruto could master a ninja wizard move that complex.
9:16 My favorite part of the Neil Breen reviews is watching the exact moment that the last thread of Mark’s sanity snaps like a rubber band. And we’re not even halfway through!
I love how when Cale slaps his girlfriend they use punching sound effects.
Neil is probably laughing at us laughing at him.
Does he even make profit with these movies? to be laughing.
Bet ya didn't expect mustache reflections to be an issue in this film
Woulda been a safe bet
those are AI programmable virtual moustaches.
What people don't understand is Neil Breen in a genius and only when he dies will all his movies finally be edited together properly to tell the true story of his greatness.
Seeing Breen moving around, tells you a lot about his age...
I'd honestly be terrified to meet Neil. He's clearly delusional and unbalanced.
@DeltaGem
Liberal? There's nothing liberal in his "movies" at all.
You seem as clueless as Breen spitting out certain buzzwords without understanding their meaning and implications.
Let me guess: you are american?
@DeltaGem
I could write the same reply again and it would be absolutly coherent. The meaning of "defending" is obviously also something which leads you into confusion.
DeltaGem holy shit, you just, don’t have any brains up there my guy?
You Will Address Me By My Husband's Rank ok so how does him being delusional make him liberal
It's the brown cotton candy hair that would throw me
The way Breen walks is a whole topic in itself... Breen strut, the walk of gods.
It's not a human gait.
LMAO😁🗿
So glad I found this channel. Neil is the actor, director, writer, producer we didn’t know we needed.
"Neil is the actor, director, writer, producer we didn’t know we needed."
We still don't know, because he's none of those things.
20:35 I love how the "police lights" are actually a shot of water tinted red and blue. 🤣
I love how he tucks his shirt into his pants without wearing a belt.
Fashion is just another thing he's a god at. Limitless talent.
Wardrobe by Cine' N Collaboration, LLC
@@vooveks u mean limitless programmable artificial intelligence virtual talent
Eh, what's wrong with that? The kind of people who need belts are the kind of people who buy the wrong size clothes.
@@oxymoron02 Dude, it makes you look like you didn't finish getting dressed
What the hell... I’ll give it a shot:
National Cryogenic GMO Detection
Fully Functional Harmonics
Semi-Global Counter Intuitive Investigatory Stature
Quantum Mobile Robotics Division
Unethical Unicorn Lawyers by Proxy
Hey, you’re right! This is fun, Mark!
Lesley RedRhody “Unethical Unicorn Lawyers by Proxy” is an amazing band name!
UnwrittenSpade What can I say? I’m an expert at Mad-Libs!
🤟🤣🤟🤣🤟🤣
strontiumXnitrate It makes about as much sense as actual Neil Breen dialogue. Which was kinda my intention. 😝
Lesley RedRhody yeah, but he likes cats, so it’s cool. It’s cool.
in 40 years, YT will be full of videos decoding the secret genius of Neil Breen, going through each shot like people do for Kubrick movies.
20:23-20:28 I nearly spit my coffee out all over my laptop!
In honour of Neil Breen sci fi word salad:
Turbo scientific electric synthetic hyper excitement video, the good kind.
Yes, we never speak of the “bad kind”
Dark matter
A Neil Breen New Year’s Eve is the perfect way to go into 2020!
I hope, now after we passed through 2020. you came back and saw how ironic this was ...
Now can we get a Tommy Wiseau/Neil Breen crossover?
Maybe... just maybe... Neil Breen has been trolling with these movies for years. I just cant rest with the idea that this guy is really putting legit effort into these golden nuggets of laughter.
Wait, is Mark standing in front of a green screen to give the effect that he's standing in front of a blue screen?
And the problem is...?
plot twist...
@John Knight
2 Different Variants Of Chroma Keys Bro!
Usually used for a varience of actions
One generally uses one or the other if you want to utilise a colour disimilar to the article of clothing the actor is wearing (which is kind of an oxymoron here now that I think about it...)
Generally if he used a blue chroma filter and filtered it out his blue shirt would be keyed into the background...
So just did a quick check and I AM right... see BELOW
www.rocketstock.com/blog/green-screen-vs-blue-screen-choosing-the-right-background-for-video-compositing/
So, in that respect I think it just puts blue as a static background by default (as in chroma keyed in) like how he used to use a similar space theme one (i.e. kinda like that old windows screensaver)
In the end here I think I just caused more questioned than answers... *sigh* *facepalm*
But the choice to use green screen vs blue screen extends beyond just the outfit choice of your talent. Here are a few reasons why you should pick one over the other.
When to Use Green Screen
With modern digital cameras, the green color is processed the cleanest with the most luminance. The result is that you’ll often be able to pull a clean key with the least amount of noise, and often, without a complicated lighting setup. Conversely, because of green’s brightness, it can also lead to more ‘spill,’ meaning the green color may reflect and bleed over on your on-screen talent.
This can be a nightmare when keying out in post-production. To combat this, ensure that there is sufficient distance between the talent and the green screen background.
Green is also an ideal choice if you’re compositing in a ‘daytime’ background. Any leftover green can blend better into daytime footage, while it’s more challenging to blend green against a darker (or nighttime) background.
When to Use Blue Screen
Blue screen will require twice as much light as green screen, often a whole f-stop. But because of this difference in luminosity, blue also results in less color spill. Blue screen is also ideal for replicating darker or nighttime conditions.
Often, color correction against a blue screen is cleaner than its green counterpart. The spill of green can result in some messy color work in post that can eat up your time in the edit bay.
Regardless of what color screen you use, shooting in a more uncompressed (or RAW) format will ensure that you have more data in the shot and will likely result in an easier time when you go to key out the footage in post.
For more of the nitty-gritty technical details of green screen vs blue screen, check out this post over at Animation World Network.
@@ShorrockTech I was kidding.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us"
The perfect synopsis for any "it's so bad, it's good" Neil Breen movie.
David Mamet-quality writing.
Love the channel. Bad movies are the greatest thing man has made terribly. Champagne and Bullets is now apart of my family, and I love to have a good family get together.
Mr.Breen is truly a legend of the horrible movie making experience. He definitely is 1 of a kind. Well outside of this movie. 2x the confusion, 2x the awesome, and all of the awkward slaps!
Shout out to you making the pause for "I Am Here... Now."
yes, indeed. well....done
Neil is a grown man with the imagination of a child. His character in his movies are basically the type of person a kid would think up. A super hero alien hacker spy
That or he's grandpa Breen who keeps escaping the home and using his grandkid's money to make films.
The fact that Neil didn’t call this film “A Tale Of Two Breens” is a problem for me.
I feel better knowing that Homeland Security attended the meeting. I’m pretty sure Neil’s wife character, or whatever she was, showed up in the meeting too. She got the mind hacking line.
These movies are art in its purest form. They're truly magnificent. Future literature and drama students will look back on Neil Breen the way we look back on Shakespeare and Homer. Truly, he is ahead of his time.
Put down the bong and rethink your existence.
*sarcasm*...I hope
Me: Mom, I wanna go watch Gemini Man
Mom: We have Gemini Man at home
Gemini Man at home:
Your mom has good taste
Gemini Man is a horrible movie compared to anything Neil Breen has made.
wtf is Gemini Man. please give us a better comparison asshole.
Gabriel Alcala it’s a will smith movie
@@trinitysoul get that trash outtta my face bro!
I feel like Neil just broke into a local community college at night and filmed all the shots there in a few hours.
Im convinced this some kind of money laundering scam...
20:30- I like how this "exciting foot chase" is held at the pace of two barefoot dads trying to get across the wet deck of an inground swimming pool to keep the burgers from burning.
"We'll see what happens in 2020" 😂🤣
Oh beautiful, naive, past Mark....