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  • @NerdyWillowTree
    @NerdyWillowTree Před 3 lety +816

    When he said "follow me", he was actually talking to the explosion.

  • @looseele
    @looseele Před 4 lety +1837

    I really can’t figure out if Neil is blissfully unaware of his ineptitude or if he is a master class troll and WE are the fools.

    • @TaraSmallss
      @TaraSmallss Před 4 lety +163

      Looseel Scott that’s what I was just saying! I truly think maybe his first movie was supposed to be good, but then he blew up from everybody making CZcams videos on him so now he is intentionally making them bad. There are cult followers of bad movies like this

    • @forlandm
      @forlandm Před 4 lety +109

      I also wonder whether he is able to earn money with his 'films' or if he's so wealthy he can afford to make them as a hobby.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 4 lety +162

      Judging by his interviews and films, I think he is convinced that people just don't get his... Art, and just makes him all the more fascinating, he is aware that people love his films because they are so bad that they are good, but he is not compromising or pandering to his audience.

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude Před 4 lety +27

      The world will never know...

    • @lordoshower3478
      @lordoshower3478 Před 4 lety +41

      I think the reoccurring themes in his films pretty much form his ideology. He’s probably an objectivist a la Ayn Rand.

  • @HalloLena
    @HalloLena Před 2 lety +119

    Mark: Corrupt, programmable, limitless, digital universes.
    Neil: *hastily takes notes*

  • @salvietesta6806
    @salvietesta6806 Před 3 lety +146

    “smelling an eagle while rubbing a tree trunk” is possibly the funniest sentence i’ve ever heard.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před rokem +3

      Yet it’s pretty near accurate too!

    • @egon2499
      @egon2499 Před rokem

      5:00

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@egon249915:29 Neil Breen actually tried out for Scorpion in the new mortal Kombat

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar Před 6 měsíci +2

      That's just a regular day for Neil.

  • @FrowningBrowning
    @FrowningBrowning Před 4 lety +347

    Playmobil: Worst movie of the decade.
    Niel Breen: Hold my stock photo of a beer bottle.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 Před 4 lety +3

      Gemini Man is the worst movie of the decade

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 Před 4 lety +4

      @@FrenchToast663 Wrong.... This thing here is the absolute worst.
      I'm like.... Wow this is awful and boring. 😒😴
      Putting this right next to Things, a Canadian horror film made by a bunch of drunk Canadian friends.

    • @mlordjooh
      @mlordjooh Před 4 lety +5

      QuarterPirate I almost shit myself reading your comment. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @michael_dalessandro_lena
      @michael_dalessandro_lena Před 4 lety +5

      Not even a beer, an empty beer bottle.

    • @jofall91
      @jofall91 Před 4 lety +3

      QuarterPirate phenomenal comment

  • @wolfpac1970
    @wolfpac1970 Před 4 lety +766

    Neil Breen's movies make The Room look like The Godfather.

    • @jonathanhaseldine
      @jonathanhaseldine Před 4 lety +17

      I've used this exact same description to get people into his work ha ha!

    • @sivad1025
      @sivad1025 Před 4 lety +31

      The Room is fairly competently made. Competently terrible, but competent nonetheless.

    • @jonathanhaseldine
      @jonathanhaseldine Před 4 lety +14

      Davis Parks all I know is that there is something about it that made me watch it 4 times! There are films that I have thought “wow, what an incredible piece of cinema” yet, only watched the once! Why I keep coming back to these sorts of films is beyond me, but credit to them both for following their dreams through and getting something out there

    • @sufficetosay3339
      @sufficetosay3339 Před 4 lety +29

      You come to me, on the day of my daughter's....oh hi, Luca.

    • @wolfpac1970
      @wolfpac1970 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sufficetosay3339 LOL...good one.

  • @xhappybunnyx
    @xhappybunnyx Před 2 lety +126

    I feel like Neil is really diligent about writing down his lucid dreams every night and then does his best to film them as accurately as possible

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Před rokem +12

      I tried to analyze some scenes as if they were dreams and it makes more sense indeed!
      However, just like dreams, Neil's movies are too scatterbrained to interpret properly.

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před rokem +7

      That's actually a brilliant conclusion. Add the fact of his incompetence to the elusiveness of dreams, and the ridiculous results make sense.

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n Před 7 měsíci +1

      Shit! That's a brilliant observation, especially when watching the running scenes

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 Před rokem +40

    “Don’t ask me why I have a handful of dollar store fake mustaches” is a better plot than Twisting Pair.

  • @coreyhand3138
    @coreyhand3138 Před 3 lety +168

    Neil Breen: “You betrayed us! You betrayed ME.”
    Mark: “I have no idea who that character is.”
    🤣

  • @somedudeok1451
    @somedudeok1451 Před 4 lety +429

    Is Neil Breen a real person? Like, I cannot imagine this guy being able to do grocery shopping entirely on his own, or cook his food, or do the laundry.

    • @CleanFamilyVideos
      @CleanFamilyVideos Před 3 lety +13

      A+ user name.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Před 3 lety +34

      That sentence contains more coherent plot than all of his movies combined.

    • @freebee8221
      @freebee8221 Před 3 lety +32

      He just isnt very selfaware and nobody around him has the balls to tell him the truth coz he is probably a very nice guy. Just like Tommy wiseau

    • @somedudeok1451
      @somedudeok1451 Před 3 lety +19

      @@freebee8221 Isn't Tommy Wiseau kind of a narcissist? It shows when you analyse the structure of his movie.

    • @kimmoreels7950
      @kimmoreels7950 Před 3 lety +6

      lol and he was an architect and real estate employee lol no kidding

  • @iclesrodrigues
    @iclesrodrigues Před rokem +23

    Kubrick: every frame a painting
    Neil Breen: every frame a WTF

  • @paintitblack9712
    @paintitblack9712 Před 2 lety +45

    Neil Breen causing Mark to have an existential crisis is the funniest thing ever🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 Před 6 měsíci +2

      15:29 Neil Breen actually tried out for Scorpion in the new mortal Kombat

  • @washedblue
    @washedblue Před 3 lety +612

    Neil really is just a man recording his inner-child roleplay. it's like watching a grown man acting out his playtime Barbie scenarios, except he needs to pay people to play with him. amazing

    • @Konig21
      @Konig21 Před 3 lety +19

      You've said it all 👌 exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial Před 3 lety +27

      You're just jealous he's a famous movie star and producer

    • @ahmedabdulkareem5715
      @ahmedabdulkareem5715 Před 2 lety +6

      sad but true

    • @SchlaftaterNrzZz
      @SchlaftaterNrzZz Před 2 lety +3

      @@ahmedabdulkareem5715 why sad

    • @LisaSimpsonRules
      @LisaSimpsonRules Před 2 lety +5

      @@ArtVandelayOfficial I will imagine a sarcastic tone of voice to go with this comment and in that case, agree with it.

  • @cybergothika6906
    @cybergothika6906 Před 4 lety +313

    Human Breen trying to interact with stock footage is priceless.

  • @AbaddonAlmighty
    @AbaddonAlmighty Před 2 lety +39

    I'm 100% convinced that the scene where they were fighting on the couch and it turned out they were a couple was a blooper. They just made up their dialogue about dinner and mom calling because they thought it was funny, then Neil decided he liked it and changed the rest of the movie so they had a relationship.

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika Před 2 lety +6

      you're right, it doesn't fit with the "narrative" of the movie, if there even is one.

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles Před rokem +1

      The more worrying thing is the dialogue strongly implies that they're brother and sister. Which almost somehow makes him being her potential rapist/murderer a better scenario...

    • @Lwhale.3797
      @Lwhale.3797 Před 4 měsíci +2

      My initial read on that scene was that Neil WAS actually a weird stranger to that woman character, but uses his alien mind trickery (✨corrupt interdimensional cyberkinetic DNA✨) to fool her into thinking he was her husband. It explains the initial hostile behavior and the broken painting.

    • @GameMastersDK
      @GameMastersDK Před 9 dny

      @@Lwhale.3797Holy shit🫨

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist Před 2 lety +32

    I honestly can’t decide whether giving this man a Hollywood budget would allow him to make something truly incredible, or if it would ruin the Breen magic

    • @mangakey
      @mangakey Před rokem +2

      Same though I lean towards it would ruin it because he'd have enough money to hire better actors and special effects people and that's half the fun...

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 Před rokem +3

      @@mangakey Oh, I don't know. Have you ever seen a talented actor in a bad movie, when he KNOWS he's in a bad movie and decides to just have fun with it? Like Raul Julia in "Street Fight" or Matt Smith in "Morbius"? I gotta admit, it'd be hilarious to see a Neil Breen film with actors who know exactly what kind of movies Breen makes, and who all decide to throw caution to the wind and indulge in their craziest acting ever. You can't tell me it wouldn't be glorious to watch Samuel L. Jackson in full badass mode shouting lines like "I have no value for you... on the STREETS!!!" Or to watch Robert Duvall trying to hold a mask of stoicism for a moment, then breaking down sobbing and shaking, an old man being crushed by the weight of a lifetime of mistakes and regrets... and then looking up, with tears streaming down his face and announcing, "I am resigning today as president of the bank."

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 Před rokem +2

      I think the magic would still be there, because Neil simply doesn't know how to make good movies, and he doesn't have the humility to be taught. If you gave Neil a Hollywood budget, he would insist on writing the entire script, creating all the FX, and editing the movie all by himself, because he's a narcissist who genuinely believes he can do these things better than actual experts. And of course, he'd insist on playing the lead, because he also genuinely believes he's a sex symbol and a talented actor. No actor with a real career in Hollywood would go near a Breen film for fear of ruining their marketability, so he'd still be hiring randos with little or no talent. I think the only real change we'd see is that there'd be less green screen and more shooting on location, because Neil could afford to rent actual mansions and airplanes, instead of buying stock footage of mansions and airplanes.

  • @obipaulkenobi8905
    @obipaulkenobi8905 Před 4 lety +322

    When Neil bumped into that lady all I could think of was:
    “Cancer. Chemo. Kicking my ass. I only have a month to live”.

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 Před 4 lety +8

      Lololol

    • @rosebudbaxter4671
      @rosebudbaxter4671 Před 3 lety +3

      😅😅😅

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 Před 2 lety +1

      I got the results of the test back: I *definitely* have breast cancer.

    • @emreyurtseven23
      @emreyurtseven23 Před 2 lety +1

      @@TF2Fan101 don't worry about it, everything will be fine

    • @mckill85
      @mckill85 Před rokem

      Hahaha....dont worry about it!

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 Před 4 lety +261

    I resign today as president of The Bank.

  • @bambam6488
    @bambam6488 Před 2 lety +12

    The scene with them slapping each other makes me cry laughing.

  • @robbylebotha
    @robbylebotha Před 3 lety +9

    Breen has mastered the art of making every scene seem like a turn based RPG... with hectic lag.

  • @mulattice3703
    @mulattice3703 Před 4 lety +231

    “What was well done?”
    Obviously the soldiers are well done

  • @tylerrivas8542
    @tylerrivas8542 Před 4 lety +100

    14:50
    "You were supposed to meet me at eight."
    "b i t c h."
    "You can't fight me."

  • @CapucineNighly
    @CapucineNighly Před 3 lety +106

    Imma be honest. Mark is better at self inserting himself in a movie than Breen can.
    Programmable DNA = mRNA
    You're welcome.

  • @spkldgecko
    @spkldgecko Před 2 lety +8

    Watching him kiss on screen is like watching your parents kiss. By the way, your inner monolgue scene was fantastic!!!

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle Před 4 lety +640

    "I don't want you. I only want the drugs and the money!" I wish I had a nickel for every time I have heard that one.
    Happy New Year everyone.

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 Před 4 lety +9

      Marklemagne happy new year!

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 Před 4 lety +19

      Same. All they want is my drugs and money.

    • @markl2322
      @markl2322 Před 4 lety +5

      Hey, look on the bright side; no long term commitments involved.

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom Před 4 lety +6

      I don't even want to wish you a happy New Year back! All I want is...
      You know the drill.

    • @joetrosclair8434
      @joetrosclair8434 Před 4 lety +5

      There comes a time when too many people have said that to you....

  • @the_repugnant_gamer
    @the_repugnant_gamer Před 4 lety +226

    "I can't believe you committed programmable digital corrupt universe suicide." 🤣

  • @jeffaltier5582
    @jeffaltier5582 Před 2 lety +16

    And yet-- Neil Breen can honestly say he is doing what he wants with his life. Have to admire that.

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh Před 2 lety +5

      True and making out with hot women despite looking like he partied a little to hard in the 80's with Motley Crue.

  • @polina379
    @polina379 Před rokem +8

    In business meetings from now on at my office I'll have the urge to always respond with "We are on the verge of mind hacking!"

  • @P.E.NumberOne
    @P.E.NumberOne Před 4 lety +250

    "Programmable Virtual Skull Hacker"
    "Corruptible DNA Infinity Gauntlet"
    "Quantum Digital Program Waves"

    • @Funkymix18
      @Funkymix18 Před 4 lety +11

      Infinity Gauntlet got me! LOL

    • @crypastesomemore8348
      @crypastesomemore8348 Před 4 lety +6

      EnemyNoOne you’re just stringing words together randomly at this point, aren’t you?

    • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
      @sirtalkalotdoolittle Před 4 lety +1

      synthetic user transaction.
      Oh, wait that is a real one and has zip to do with AI or humans.
      It's a script that checks a url, logs in, logs out and goes to sleep for 10 minutes only to arise from its programmable virtual WAS server to repeat its task like a mere robot (which it is).

    • @P.E.NumberOne
      @P.E.NumberOne Před 4 lety +1

      @@crypastesomemore8348 No, no these are real....Just ask Neil Breen LOL.

    • @MadMissy
      @MadMissy Před 4 lety +1

      @@crypastesomemore8348 Just as Mark asked us to do 10:00 😆
      And he came up with some good combos 👍

  • @bertconnell
    @bertconnell Před 3 lety +371

    Bro. His movies literally operate on the exact same logic and execution as when we were in second grade playing make believe with our friends. 100 percent

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 Před 2 lety +13

      Acting is on par with second graders, too - for all of the actors

    • @raam726
      @raam726 Před 2 lety +4

      Keepin it one hunn-ed!

    • @homevalueglass3809
      @homevalueglass3809 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, reminds me exactly of when we got our first camcorder as a kid and me and my brother made some home movie gems like Super Bumb.

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 Před 2 lety +2

      @@homevalueglass3809 what's a bumb?

    • @papagalooleo559
      @papagalooleo559 Před 2 lety +3

      @@burtknighten1873 I kind of hope it stays a mystery

  • @marktaft
    @marktaft Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like legit actors don't get enough credit until you see these people.

  • @juggalogamer8541
    @juggalogamer8541 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Man Neil really nailed it on these Sega Genesis explosions

  • @Distractingly_Dope
    @Distractingly_Dope Před 4 lety +184

    It’s hard for me to believe that Breen is an actual real life serious human being somewhere

    • @slicktop2jz855
      @slicktop2jz855 Před 3 lety +42

      A real human breen

    • @filiplukasek9285
      @filiplukasek9285 Před 2 lety +10

      Actually in my school is a guy acting like a Neil. He looks exactly like him and he is wierdo so.... XD

    • @snail2755
      @snail2755 Před 2 lety +4

      A real human breen and a real hero

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure he's not human

  • @Sheriffwoodie860
    @Sheriffwoodie860 Před 4 lety +85

    The “i have a boyfriend” lady was the best actress

  • @immortalis1001
    @immortalis1001 Před 2 lety +9

    I never thought that I would say this: by comparison Tommy Wiseau is a cinematic genius and an Oscar-worthy actor.

  • @jeffn4836
    @jeffn4836 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Neil looks like he has trouble just walking around the sets.

    • @juggalogamer8541
      @juggalogamer8541 Před 8 měsíci

      Well look at the guy he's completely out of shape he's over the hill the sad part is right now he's only 65 years old it's like Jesus has this guy always look like he was going on 80

  • @profoundpro
    @profoundpro Před 4 lety +151

    "We are on the verge of mind hacking!"
    I wish someone would hack my brain and delete that scene from my memory.

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 Před 4 lety +17

      Special Agencies ARE prepared!

    • @phillipkerfoot2389
      @phillipkerfoot2389 Před 4 lety +3

      Elon musk has entered the chat

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas Před 3 lety

      This is why I think Breen is for real... The scene was so bad I had to look away. His friends are complete oddballs too. They probably have weekly screenings of their junk and Breen is the cult leader, dressed up in a purple robe.

  • @raggedymonkey611
    @raggedymonkey611 Před 4 lety +276

    it's like this guy only makes movies when he's having a stroke

    • @MultiTomtom23
      @MultiTomtom23 Před 4 lety +4

      Made my day

    • @pbonney
      @pbonney Před 4 lety +10

      Raggedy Monkey He makes these movies to save money on taxes.

    • @MultiTomtom23
      @MultiTomtom23 Před 4 lety +3

      @@pbonney good guess *lol*

    • @Brisvegas420
      @Brisvegas420 Před 4 lety

      You obviously don't know anyone who's had a stroke.
      You couldn't film, walk, stand or do anything while having a stroke.. Also you have a high chance of dying.
      Especially Grand Mal seizures, lots of people die daily because of that crap.
      It's like losing all your power and control of your body, whilst being tazered or electric shocked and going in and out of consciousness.
      So no Breen is special, but not in that way unfortunately.

    • @technounionrepresentative4274
      @technounionrepresentative4274 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Brisvegas420 at least If he were having a stroke he would have an reason why his movies suck

  • @RyanPortland420
    @RyanPortland420 Před rokem +4

    Bro. Just found your videos after watching all of Space Ice and I must say, yours are just as funny.

  • @donkrouskop1743
    @donkrouskop1743 Před 2 lety +7

    Also, "seducing birds of prey" is not only my favorite phrase ever uttered on your show, but also a fantastic album title waiting to happen.

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 Před 4 lety +117

    When I saw this notification I screamed louder than when Neil found out his neighbor had committed suicide.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 Před 4 lety +1

      :O
      Also Doctor Who day. :O

    • @Crippycooke
      @Crippycooke Před 4 lety +16

      “I cannot believe you committed suicide”

    • @PassTheMarmalade1957
      @PassTheMarmalade1957 Před 4 lety +23

      I *can't* believe Mark uploaded! I *will not* believe Mark uploaded! How could Mark have done this, how could Mark have uploaded?!

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 4 lety +7

      I can’t believe you screamed. I cannot believe you actually screamed. How could you have screamed?

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka Před 4 lety +2

      i hope you dont really think the new doctor who season is any good.

  • @andrewbotero3549
    @andrewbotero3549 Před 4 lety +397

    This isnt a movie its a corrupt, virtual, DNA, corrupt, universe, FBI.

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 Před 4 lety +22

      Programmable, FBI, selected, corrupt, reality, virtual, reality, corrupt, programmable

    • @KaiserAllen
      @KaiserAllen Před 4 lety +14

      Virtual reality, the corrupt version.

    • @fasteddie1241
      @fasteddie1241 Před 4 lety +1

      @@princekyle4132 LOL

    • @khalnetherfields7263
      @khalnetherfields7263 Před 4 lety +13

      gasp, can it be? you betrayed us, no you betrayed us, im done with you, no im done with you

    • @fasteddie1241
      @fasteddie1241 Před 4 lety +16

      @@khalnetherfields7263 I have no VALUE for you on the STREET!!!!!!!

  • @wangson
    @wangson Před 3 lety +5

    Dear FanboyFlicks, In all honesty, I've watched a number of your videos - and I've had a lot of laughs! They're great!! But this one? THIS one is the greatest of all! Thanks for making this dude!

  • @EEEEEEEEEK
    @EEEEEEEEEK Před 3 lety +3

    Mark in Dec 2019: We'll see what happens in 2020.
    Me in June 2021: Oh... so innocent.

  • @reddeadjournals1385
    @reddeadjournals1385 Před 4 lety +185

    Neil Breen's entire existence is my brain when I'm having a fever dream.

    • @brandongordon3082
      @brandongordon3082 Před 4 lety +3

      Red Dead Journals LOL!!

    • @Loner-Wolf
      @Loner-Wolf Před 4 lety +2

      There are those who learn and improve. Neil Breen learns and gets worse

    • @AlphaFlight
      @AlphaFlight Před 4 lety +2

      That's a the perfect way to describe his movies

    • @ralphwiggum1982
      @ralphwiggum1982 Před 4 lety

      Adrian Nava I must be fucked then cause Neils entire filmography is my brain when I’m paying zero attention to someone talking to me

  • @fasteddie1241
    @fasteddie1241 Před 4 lety +305

    11:30, the acting here is really some of the best I've seen in a Breen film. So seamless and natural. Like synergistic, paradigmal manipulatory mental virtual programmable plasmatic proteus adaptationary

  • @MlSHKlN
    @MlSHKlN Před rokem +17

    damn man 14:50 - 15:50 had me laughing harder than i have in years, i had to stand up i was laughing so hard, tears running down my face
    the context of him being so oblivious combined with the adding of a scene like that and his character being so oblivious that hes doing it and the painting coming out of nowhere.. right after my mind was primed with the rubber rats next to the homeless guys, that was some next level shit

  • @hanleysoloway7965
    @hanleysoloway7965 Před 2 lety +2

    he clearly wrote the entire movie around the idea of having a painting smashed over his head.

  • @davidmayberry3190
    @davidmayberry3190 Před 4 lety +95

    I love that Neil chose to show the passage of time between bumping into the girl and returning at 8:00 by turning the rats in a slightly different direction, this man is priceless.

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom Před 4 lety +7

      It's very hard to make them stand still when you are working with animals.

    • @davidmayberry3190
      @davidmayberry3190 Před 4 lety +2

      @@OdaVenom I am praying that this is sarcasm.

    • @OdaVenom
      @OdaVenom Před 4 lety +5

      @@davidmayberry3190 of course it is sarcasm.
      It's actually pretty easy if you are an experienced animal trainer in a movie industry. For example, at 14:13 you can clearly see that they gave rats some seeds to eat, to make them stay still.

    • @davidmayberry3190
      @davidmayberry3190 Před 4 lety +2

      @@OdaVenom nobody gets the benefit of the doubt when it comes to the internet.

    • @DaveMcGarry
      @DaveMcGarry Před 4 lety

      Fake rats

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Před 4 lety +215

    He says follow me. They can't hurt me. The most unemotional line reading ever given in the history of Cinema.

    • @dubioushumor9243
      @dubioushumor9243 Před 4 lety +9

      BATTLE OF JENKINS' FERRY you must have never seen Sofia Coppola in Godfather 3

    • @Danni611
      @Danni611 Před 3 lety +15

      The response of the soldiers was more believable than Neil

    • @playthatfunkymusicrobot
      @playthatfunkymusicrobot Před 3 lety +9

      Watch any Bruce Willis VOD movie post 2015, you'd think Medusa herself paid the man a visit.

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 Před 3 lety +3

      Every Neil's line is like that in all his movies

    • @seanhuds229
      @seanhuds229 Před 3 lety +7

      I am pretty Sure Niel Breen is some kind of malfunctioning robot in reality.

  • @scottdoesntmatter4409
    @scottdoesntmatter4409 Před rokem +3

    It's as if Steven Seagal's ego became fascinated with science fiction, didn't have a budget, and wanted to make a movie.....

  • @hilhianahgarces
    @hilhianahgarces Před rokem +4

    The number of times that I have seen this 😂😂. You are truly the best at this, Mark. You break down everything and I especially love your commentary, your attention to detail, your movie inserts, your humour and your overall analysis. You put work into this and I love that. I'm not interested in watching any of the movies that you have reviewed so far, but you truly get me interested in them while you speak about them.
    Keep excelling at your craft and thank you so much for all the hard work that you put in for us. ❤

  • @BlueVelvet116
    @BlueVelvet116 Před 4 lety +81

    "Just tell us one of the plans". That was such a Seinfeld moment.

  • @hansfredesgarcia
    @hansfredesgarcia Před 4 lety +164

    Seems to me that Neil Breen wrote the titles of some Dimmu Borgir albums:
    “Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia”
    “Death Cult Armageddon”
    “Enthrone Darkness Triumphant”
    “Spiritual Black Dimensions”

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat

    weirdest lines: "what's for dinner?" "your favorite. your mom called today" "tell mom I said 'hi'"....how could she tell her 'hi' when she already talked to her?? but that's just a ripple in the mighty wave of utter madness of breenius! I love you mark!

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike Před rokem +1

    His dialogue sounds like the limited sound bites used to create verbal communication moments in old PlayStation video games.

  • @poodinky80
    @poodinky80 Před 4 lety +167

    I think Fanboy said it himself once "if Tommy Wiseau is the the Orsen Wells of bad film, Neil Breen is the David Lynch. So apt it hurts.

    • @pinkimietz3243
      @pinkimietz3243 Před 4 lety +2

      @@thebluerose4179 That's kinda neat.

    • @heyitsvonage2768
      @heyitsvonage2768 Před 4 lety +1

      100%

    • @poodinky80
      @poodinky80 Před 4 lety +2

      @@thebluerose4179 I've actually never thought of it in that light but if I do you are right, I need either to huh... what did I just watch? Or on the opposite end of the Breeniverse HUH... what did I just watch.
      The in between is never as entertaining.

    • @poodinky80
      @poodinky80 Před 4 lety +1

      @aaronsdavis lmfao, well that would have to be Uwe Boll. The undisputed king of "video game movies". A true genius if ever there was one.

    • @Lubedupsquid
      @Lubedupsquid Před 4 lety +3

      This is definitely his most Lynch-esque film too

  • @dark__blur
    @dark__blur Před 4 lety +85

    Mark dressed up like Neil dressed up as Neil's twin brother is the best thing I have seen in a long time ...

  • @Milky_Mercy
    @Milky_Mercy Před 3 lety +3

    A Neil Breen Cinematic Universe...I don’t think we’re ready for that

  • @moviesandsmoothies3600
    @moviesandsmoothies3600 Před 3 lety +5

    8:05 that’s a great Seinfeld impression!

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer Před 4 lety +274

    Neil thinks “Programmable virtual reality” is such a terrifying thing?
    Isn’t that the point? Wtf is the use if it’s unprogrammable?

    • @ryanbarker5217
      @ryanbarker5217 Před 4 lety +17

      he should have said self-programmable government algorithmic control protocols.

    • @neophobicnyctophile8264
      @neophobicnyctophile8264 Před 4 lety +24

      @@ryanbarker5217 Virtual. Metaverse.

    • @ryanbarker5217
      @ryanbarker5217 Před 4 lety +8

      @@neophobicnyctophile8264 metaversal triple-polaric electrocidic waves.

    • @neophobicnyctophile8264
      @neophobicnyctophile8264 Před 4 lety +9

      @@ryanbarker5217 BRILLIANT!

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 4 lety +25

      Programmable Virtual Reality is capable of programming Programmable DNA.

  • @Eliminator6363
    @Eliminator6363 Před 4 lety +138

    I always fear that I'm having a stroke when watching something about Neil Breen's movies. There isn't a single scene that you aren't squinting at in confusion.

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt Před 2 lety +11

      It's f***ing hilarious

    • @katsuramatsumoto5320
      @katsuramatsumoto5320 Před 2 lety +13

      That's because you're watching the corrupted virtual reality version.

    • @emmakelley5371
      @emmakelley5371 Před rokem +2

      I thought you were talking about a different kind of stroke and I was very concerned you were having a stroke during a Neil Breen film

    • @Eliminator6363
      @Eliminator6363 Před rokem +1

      @@emmakelley5371 I mean... when Neil's cheeks make an inevitable appearance... who can resist?!

    • @emmakelley5371
      @emmakelley5371 Před rokem +1

      @@Eliminator6363 It truly is an incredible Breenis.

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Follow me. You won't get hurt."
    Two seconds later...
    "Bye guys. RIP."

  • @bentramer6835
    @bentramer6835 Před 2 lety +3

    "Corrupt virtual reality...digital tribes... Limitless digital universe connecting all shared virtual reality." That sounds kinda shady.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 Před 4 lety +78

    You should crowd-fund $159.95 so that you can buy and review his new 6 hour 5 film retrospective. It comes on 2 burned DVDs in a new clear jewel case, and only takes 4-6 weeks for delivery. I wish this was a joke, but it's not.

    • @Ihateutubecontextandsensorshit
      @Ihateutubecontextandsensorshit Před 2 lety +5

      So true, guy is a better actor than salesman

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před 2 lety +6

      I saw RLM's half in the bag on it. It's just giving the most basic and surface level how-to tutorial on how to make your own movies shot from the same living room as in Fateful Findings and the brain cancer kid in Double Down, which is his house I guess.

  • @TheBleedingTomb
    @TheBleedingTomb Před 4 lety +104

    Neil Breen is the David Lych to Tommy Wiseaus Orson Wells

  • @nyyfandan
    @nyyfandan Před 2 lety +4

    This man is such an enigma. I cannot believe this movie is for sale on CZcams. It's literally unbelievable.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision Před rokem +5

    The look on the one guy's face, he's like "what the f*ck am I doing here" I about died laughing I felt for him, most awkward boardroom scene ever!

  • @zenhaelcero8481
    @zenhaelcero8481 Před 4 lety +60

    You clever bastard, getting your annual upload done a couple minutes into the new year. See you in 2021, Mark.

  • @ImadMahdi
    @ImadMahdi Před 4 lety +47

    25:23 "I also love the effect of jumping up downwards.." I died here lol.

    • @pollywogapocalypse7432
      @pollywogapocalypse7432 Před 4 lety +2

      Imad Mahdi honestly I don’t think even Naruto could master a ninja wizard move that complex.

  • @ergogrrl
    @ergogrrl Před rokem +3

    9:16 My favorite part of the Neil Breen reviews is watching the exact moment that the last thread of Mark’s sanity snaps like a rubber band. And we’re not even halfway through!

  • @treyliles117
    @treyliles117 Před rokem +3

    I love how when Cale slaps his girlfriend they use punching sound effects.

  • @chayce3205
    @chayce3205 Před 4 lety +53

    Neil is probably laughing at us laughing at him.

    • @aaganimehta1498
      @aaganimehta1498 Před 3 lety +2

      Does he even make profit with these movies? to be laughing.

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 Před 4 lety +121

    Bet ya didn't expect mustache reflections to be an issue in this film

  • @menolikey_
    @menolikey_ Před 3 lety +1

    What people don't understand is Neil Breen in a genius and only when he dies will all his movies finally be edited together properly to tell the true story of his greatness.

  • @koppsr
    @koppsr Před 2 lety +2

    Seeing Breen moving around, tells you a lot about his age...

  • @Bulbnoz
    @Bulbnoz Před 4 lety +149

    I'd honestly be terrified to meet Neil. He's clearly delusional and unbalanced.

    • @kai_plays_khomus
      @kai_plays_khomus Před 4 lety +32

      @DeltaGem
      Liberal? There's nothing liberal in his "movies" at all.
      You seem as clueless as Breen spitting out certain buzzwords without understanding their meaning and implications.
      Let me guess: you are american?

    • @kai_plays_khomus
      @kai_plays_khomus Před 4 lety +16

      @DeltaGem
      I could write the same reply again and it would be absolutly coherent. The meaning of "defending" is obviously also something which leads you into confusion.

    • @GoodVibes-nn6gb
      @GoodVibes-nn6gb Před 4 lety +21

      DeltaGem holy shit, you just, don’t have any brains up there my guy?

    • @GoodVibes-nn6gb
      @GoodVibes-nn6gb Před 4 lety +2

      You Will Address Me By My Husband's Rank ok so how does him being delusional make him liberal

    • @fasteddie1241
      @fasteddie1241 Před 4 lety +1

      It's the brown cotton candy hair that would throw me

  • @tavastian3288
    @tavastian3288 Před 4 lety +51

    The way Breen walks is a whole topic in itself... Breen strut, the walk of gods.

  • @alexzapf6422
    @alexzapf6422 Před 2 lety +2

    So glad I found this channel. Neil is the actor, director, writer, producer we didn’t know we needed.

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před rokem +1

      "Neil is the actor, director, writer, producer we didn’t know we needed."
      We still don't know, because he's none of those things.

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdog Před 4 měsíci +1

    20:35 I love how the "police lights" are actually a shot of water tinted red and blue. 🤣

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt Před 4 lety +145

    I love how he tucks his shirt into his pants without wearing a belt.

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks Před 4 lety +25

      Fashion is just another thing he's a god at. Limitless talent.

    • @someonegetsteve
      @someonegetsteve Před 4 lety +17

      Wardrobe by Cine' N Collaboration, LLC

    • @carloguayaba
      @carloguayaba Před 3 lety +4

      @@vooveks u mean limitless programmable artificial intelligence virtual talent

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 Před 2 lety

      Eh, what's wrong with that? The kind of people who need belts are the kind of people who buy the wrong size clothes.

    • @illmsg77
      @illmsg77 Před 2 lety +2

      @@oxymoron02 Dude, it makes you look like you didn't finish getting dressed

  • @Lesley_RedRhody
    @Lesley_RedRhody Před 4 lety +67

    What the hell... I’ll give it a shot:
    National Cryogenic GMO Detection
    Fully Functional Harmonics
    Semi-Global Counter Intuitive Investigatory Stature
    Quantum Mobile Robotics Division
    Unethical Unicorn Lawyers by Proxy
    Hey, you’re right! This is fun, Mark!

    • @UnwrittenSpade
      @UnwrittenSpade Před 4 lety +2

      Lesley RedRhody “Unethical Unicorn Lawyers by Proxy” is an amazing band name!

    • @Lesley_RedRhody
      @Lesley_RedRhody Před 4 lety +1

      UnwrittenSpade What can I say? I’m an expert at Mad-Libs!
      🤟🤣🤟🤣🤟🤣

    • @Lesley_RedRhody
      @Lesley_RedRhody Před 4 lety +2

      strontiumXnitrate It makes about as much sense as actual Neil Breen dialogue. Which was kinda my intention. 😝

    • @asuma7683
      @asuma7683 Před 4 lety +1

      Lesley RedRhody yeah, but he likes cats, so it’s cool. It’s cool.

  • @winternow2242
    @winternow2242 Před 2 lety +1

    in 40 years, YT will be full of videos decoding the secret genius of Neil Breen, going through each shot like people do for Kubrick movies.

  • @Rogue-ish
    @Rogue-ish Před 3 lety +5

    20:23-20:28 I nearly spit my coffee out all over my laptop!

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel Před 4 lety +57

    In honour of Neil Breen sci fi word salad:
    Turbo scientific electric synthetic hyper excitement video, the good kind.

  • @bettinamacdonald3038
    @bettinamacdonald3038 Před 4 lety +125

    A Neil Breen New Year’s Eve is the perfect way to go into 2020!

    • @HBMPaladin
      @HBMPaladin Před 2 lety +8

      I hope, now after we passed through 2020. you came back and saw how ironic this was ...

  • @Warriorcats64
    @Warriorcats64 Před 3 lety +7

    Now can we get a Tommy Wiseau/Neil Breen crossover?

  • @ddazzla27
    @ddazzla27 Před 2 lety +1

    Maybe... just maybe... Neil Breen has been trolling with these movies for years. I just cant rest with the idea that this guy is really putting legit effort into these golden nuggets of laughter.

  • @johnknight9150
    @johnknight9150 Před 4 lety +339

    Wait, is Mark standing in front of a green screen to give the effect that he's standing in front of a blue screen?

    • @DumbDesign
      @DumbDesign Před 4 lety +11

      And the problem is...?

    • @baileybrian9560
      @baileybrian9560 Před 4 lety +25

      plot twist...

    • @ShorrockTech
      @ShorrockTech Před 4 lety +8

      @John Knight
      2 Different Variants Of Chroma Keys Bro!
      Usually used for a varience of actions
      One generally uses one or the other if you want to utilise a colour disimilar to the article of clothing the actor is wearing (which is kind of an oxymoron here now that I think about it...)
      Generally if he used a blue chroma filter and filtered it out his blue shirt would be keyed into the background...
      So just did a quick check and I AM right... see BELOW
      www.rocketstock.com/blog/green-screen-vs-blue-screen-choosing-the-right-background-for-video-compositing/
      So, in that respect I think it just puts blue as a static background by default (as in chroma keyed in) like how he used to use a similar space theme one (i.e. kinda like that old windows screensaver)
      In the end here I think I just caused more questioned than answers... *sigh* *facepalm*

    • @ShorrockTech
      @ShorrockTech Před 4 lety +11

      But the choice to use green screen vs blue screen extends beyond just the outfit choice of your talent. Here are a few reasons why you should pick one over the other.
      When to Use Green Screen
      With modern digital cameras, the green color is processed the cleanest with the most luminance. The result is that you’ll often be able to pull a clean key with the least amount of noise, and often, without a complicated lighting setup. Conversely, because of green’s brightness, it can also lead to more ‘spill,’ meaning the green color may reflect and bleed over on your on-screen talent.
      This can be a nightmare when keying out in post-production. To combat this, ensure that there is sufficient distance between the talent and the green screen background.
      Green is also an ideal choice if you’re compositing in a ‘daytime’ background. Any leftover green can blend better into daytime footage, while it’s more challenging to blend green against a darker (or nighttime) background.
      When to Use Blue Screen
      Blue screen will require twice as much light as green screen, often a whole f-stop. But because of this difference in luminosity, blue also results in less color spill. Blue screen is also ideal for replicating darker or nighttime conditions.
      Often, color correction against a blue screen is cleaner than its green counterpart. The spill of green can result in some messy color work in post that can eat up your time in the edit bay.
      Regardless of what color screen you use, shooting in a more uncompressed (or RAW) format will ensure that you have more data in the shot and will likely result in an easier time when you go to key out the footage in post.
      For more of the nitty-gritty technical details of green screen vs blue screen, check out this post over at Animation World Network.

    • @johnknight9150
      @johnknight9150 Před 4 lety +11

      @@ShorrockTech I was kidding.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 Před 4 lety +38

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us"
    The perfect synopsis for any "it's so bad, it's good" Neil Breen movie.

  • @SmootholdGuy
    @SmootholdGuy Před 2 lety +2

    Love the channel. Bad movies are the greatest thing man has made terribly. Champagne and Bullets is now apart of my family, and I love to have a good family get together.
    Mr.Breen is truly a legend of the horrible movie making experience. He definitely is 1 of a kind. Well outside of this movie. 2x the confusion, 2x the awesome, and all of the awkward slaps!

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme Před 4 lety +53

    Shout out to you making the pause for "I Am Here... Now."

  • @kman215
    @kman215 Před 3 lety +13

    Neil is a grown man with the imagination of a child. His character in his movies are basically the type of person a kid would think up. A super hero alien hacker spy

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 3 lety +2

      That or he's grandpa Breen who keeps escaping the home and using his grandkid's money to make films.

  • @GarrettLoganGriffin
    @GarrettLoganGriffin Před rokem +2

    The fact that Neil didn’t call this film “A Tale Of Two Breens” is a problem for me.

  • @kgamzz26
    @kgamzz26 Před 3 lety +3

    I feel better knowing that Homeland Security attended the meeting. I’m pretty sure Neil’s wife character, or whatever she was, showed up in the meeting too. She got the mind hacking line.

  • @GeorgePerakis
    @GeorgePerakis Před 4 lety +57

    These movies are art in its purest form. They're truly magnificent. Future literature and drama students will look back on Neil Breen the way we look back on Shakespeare and Homer. Truly, he is ahead of his time.

  • @guillermoluciano7774
    @guillermoluciano7774 Před 4 lety +140

    Me: Mom, I wanna go watch Gemini Man
    Mom: We have Gemini Man at home
    Gemini Man at home:

    • @priscillaasagiri4913
      @priscillaasagiri4913 Před 4 lety +8

      Your mom has good taste

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 4 lety +16

      Gemini Man is a horrible movie compared to anything Neil Breen has made.

    • @GabrielAlcala956
      @GabrielAlcala956 Před 3 lety +1

      wtf is Gemini Man. please give us a better comparison asshole.

    • @trinitysoul
      @trinitysoul Před 3 lety +2

      Gabriel Alcala it’s a will smith movie

    • @GabrielAlcala956
      @GabrielAlcala956 Před 3 lety +1

      @@trinitysoul get that trash outtta my face bro!

  • @Thermalburn
    @Thermalburn Před 3 lety +3

    I feel like Neil just broke into a local community college at night and filmed all the shots there in a few hours.
    Im convinced this some kind of money laundering scam...

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Před rokem +2

    20:30- I like how this "exciting foot chase" is held at the pace of two barefoot dads trying to get across the wet deck of an inground swimming pool to keep the burgers from burning.

  • @N3ur0m4nc3r
    @N3ur0m4nc3r Před 3 lety +12

    "We'll see what happens in 2020" 😂🤣
    Oh beautiful, naive, past Mark....