Miami Connection - BAD MOVIES!

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  • @bambubambubambu1194
    @bambubambubambu1194 Před 6 lety +1169

    Miami's drug problems have always been dwarfed by its ninja problems. This movie is just brave enough to talk about it.

    • @marcelrodriguez8860
      @marcelrodriguez8860 Před 6 lety +8

      bambubambubambu 😆

    • @joeomalley2835
      @joeomalley2835 Před 6 lety +38

      :) So true, finally someone has the balls to expose the truth.

    • @zombiewolf3244
      @zombiewolf3244 Před 6 lety +36

      bambubambubambu my kid was a respectable drug addict but now he is a filthy Ninja

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +29

      Damn filthy Ninjas. One killed my brother, by karate-Chop overdose.

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 Před 5 lety +8

      Damn dirty Ninjas.

  • @atomicdancer
    @atomicdancer Před 6 lety +386

    "My mother was Korean, and my father was Black American. She gave me this picture when she was real sick. I was only nine years old. They say, that they loved each other and they were real loyal. They were real happy. But then, when he finished military duty, he left. And we never saw him again. She told me to find him! But I didn't like him, because he left us. But I knew one day when I grew up, I'd find him. Whether he was dead or alive. I sent a couple letters to the Defense Department and... nothing happened."

  • @chadalpha7983
    @chadalpha7983 Před 6 lety +276

    Motorcycle gangs..check
    mullets..check
    cocaine..check
    ninjas..check
    songs about friendship..check
    Miami Connection is the greatest movie ever made

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault Před 6 lety +10

      Gregory Ebbs aaaaaand Orpans

    • @ChubbyChecker182
      @ChubbyChecker182 Před 6 lety +3

      And boobs

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +9

      It’s only missing the torture scene, when one of them get captured. When they Slowly cut off his mullet, and take all his mojo.

    • @tadghostal7501
      @tadghostal7501 Před 5 lety +9

      SO MUCH FUCKING 80'S.

    • @HautaAntero
      @HautaAntero Před 2 lety +1

      And Jim's monologue

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier Před 6 lety +327

    There's something so pure about this movie
    I mean they changed the ending to make it happier
    They sing about friendship
    They shower together
    Occasionally they murder people

  • @simplydotjc
    @simplydotjc Před 6 lety +77

    "You have a father? I thought we're all orphans!" can end any fight.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 Před rokem +4

      My favorite orpan was Olivar Twast.

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 Před 6 měsíci +1

      "My parents ARE from Israel..."

  • @m.a.packer5450
    @m.a.packer5450 Před 5 lety +72

    I love how his friends are just standing around looking sad during the whole three hours he's blubbering through his monologue

  • @jeremyfaust6916
    @jeremyfaust6916 Před 6 lety +67

    “A FRIEND?!”
    😂 i died at that part

  • @yonezawa2810
    @yonezawa2810 Před 6 lety +226

    “My mother was Korean”
    No, she wasn’t.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 Před 4 lety +41

      Are you doubting Jim? He cried and everything, what is wrong with you?

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 Před 4 lety +25

      @@andreshernandez1180
      Trust, his momma ain't Korean. Take it from someone who is black.

    • @clavididk1236
      @clavididk1236 Před 3 lety +9

      @@chopitup9950 yea my uncles parents met in vietnam and he looks like bj penn and his brother looks like a light skin Terrel suggs lmao 😂. I guess my uncle had white friends and his bro had black friends 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @clavididk1236
      @clavididk1236 Před 3 lety +6

      @@chopitup9950 btw my uncle is half african american and half from guam.

    • @Pat4HUMANITY
      @Pat4HUMANITY Před 3 lety +10

      @@clavididk1236 miscasting is another one of this film's multitude of mishaps.

  • @LaurentiuBadea
    @LaurentiuBadea Před 6 lety +150

    In my opinion, Miami Connection is not only a "so bad it's good" movie, but it's also the epitome of that "genre", maybe because it's all so freakin endearing and enjoyable and overall encompasses every feature in 80s indie action movies.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 Před 4 lety +3

      I don’t know about that, I’ve seen some old Chinese films that are soooo bad they’re excellent.

    • @rosebudbaxter4671
      @rosebudbaxter4671 Před 3 lety +4

      It is extremely endearing.

    • @slashismyhommie8182
      @slashismyhommie8182 Před 2 lety +1

      Dragon Force is a great band name. I'm pretty sure there's at least several high school metal bands that used that name before ever knowing there's a fake band with the name from an 80s movie

    • @edgarp66
      @edgarp66 Před 3 měsíci

      Samurai cop is better

  • @DarkmanPoe
    @DarkmanPoe Před 6 lety +161

    Maybe the band should have been called “Orphan Sound”?

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms Před 5 lety +21

      Orpan Sown

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 Před 4 lety +2

      @@thecatrooms Read my mind.

    • @Statsy10
      @Statsy10 Před 4 lety +1

      I lost it at this comment. 😂😂😂

  • @Wolfie00777
    @Wolfie00777 Před 6 lety +168

    *A FRIEND??!?!?!*

    • @saxongreen78
      @saxongreen78 Před 5 lety +11

      *W-H-A-C-K-!* Take THAT, you...you _friend!_

    • @QuinnF97
      @QuinnF97 Před 5 lety +17

      "I thought this was just some guy you were having sex with, but a FRIEND?!?!?!?!"

    • @titanjakob1056
      @titanjakob1056 Před 5 lety +4

      SHUT UP!!!! S-M-A-C-K

    • @deanmartin7924
      @deanmartin7924 Před 4 lety +1

      Ahahahaha a fvuend aaaaa shut up

  • @marcelrodriguez8860
    @marcelrodriguez8860 Před 6 lety +210

    Ok, i met Y.K. KIM in college, he knows he made a bad movie but its got charm, and btw Kim Is a motivational speaker now and quite a successful businessman, however as nice a guy as he is, and a good person, he STILL speaks the worst English I've ever encountered and he confessed to me that he has been living in this country for 40 years (or he said thanks for the beers, I'm not 100% sure, but I'm like 73% sure he said I've been in america for 40 years)
    This brings back a lot of good memories. Great review and absolutely hilarious Mark 😆😆😆

    • @weston407
      @weston407 Před 5 lety +7

      lol I lived in korea for a year and a half and YK Kim still has the worst accent i've ever heard

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +16

      It’s all about when you learn it. Most Asian languages don’t have some phonetic sounds, that are in English.
      So, you are literally rewiring your brain to make sounds you’ve never made in your life. It gets harder and harder to learn, without a deep accent, the older you get.

    • @papi-champoo6033
      @papi-champoo6033 Před 5 lety +12

      I remember the Y.K. Kim martial arts commercials after school, lol now it's called Martial Arts World.

    • @crbnated
      @crbnated Před 5 lety +6

      Chalks October I had a friend who was a student of YK Kim’s when we were in middle school in the mid 80’s and was in his commercials. He was the kid getting bullied, if I remember correctly.

    • @cybergothika6906
      @cybergothika6906 Před 4 lety +9

      LISTEN TO MIEAH!

  • @Spencer900
    @Spencer900 Před 6 lety +210

    It pisses me off when I see fanboyflicks left out of people's lists of top movie reviewers on CZcams. I can only assume it's because they haven't discovered him yet.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +23

      I just discovered him, and I’d never even heard of him before getting a CZcams suggestion.
      One big problem is he doesn’t post on a regular basis. Everyone else on top the list, of the best, are posting once a month at minimum, but normally closer to once a week. He has to stay in peoples minds, for people to continuously talk about his channel.

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
      @ParadoxapocalypSatan Před 4 lety +2

      Still waiting for that RLM guest spot

    • @Weird.Dreams
      @Weird.Dreams Před 2 lety +1

      @@ParadoxapocalypSatan RedLetterMedia sucks balls though.

    • @hiraldosternflyer7112
      @hiraldosternflyer7112 Před 2 lety

      @@Weird.Dreams: Aww didums. Tell me how they hurt your feelings.

  • @spiritbx1337
    @spiritbx1337 Před 6 lety +34

    I love how every episode starts with "It's been a while."

  • @wangson
    @wangson Před 11 měsíci +4

    YK KIM : "YOO DOEN SCUR MEH AHT AW! AHT AW!!!" - amazingly potent line delivery!

  • @soknightsam
    @soknightsam Před 4 lety +21

    4:45 "You don't secure me at all" story of my life, man. That was right in the feels

  • @EvHervey
    @EvHervey Před 5 lety +17

    3:26 I’ve got it!!
    “I didn’t realize this before. Dragon Sound is really, an international band.“

  • @steamyjungleman
    @steamyjungleman Před 6 lety +149

    I didn't realize Michael phelps was in a bad movie

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 Před 6 lety +161

    That "crying monologue" guy's mother who was Korean must've been the darkest Korean ever.

    • @KultAnarchist
      @KultAnarchist Před 5 lety +16

      Maybe she was a black ninja (with motorcycle of course).

    • @peacefulmaroon
      @peacefulmaroon Před 5 lety +12

      you are REAL ignorant. I AM and KNOW of many people who are half asian who have dark skin color aaopmn.org/2019/02/18/14-amazing-blasian-celebrities-you-should-know/

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms Před 5 lety +18

      @@peacefulmaroon stfu

    • @johnk.7523
      @johnk.7523 Před 4 lety +16

      @@peacefulmaroon
      Wow nice.
      No one gives a fuck.

    • @JerkVegas86
      @JerkVegas86 Před 4 lety

      LOL

  • @ananimeplace.3808
    @ananimeplace.3808 Před 6 lety +215

    Jim’s monologue gonna be in my next chapter

    • @moose_talk
      @moose_talk Před 6 lety +6

      Eiichiro Oda oh please do oda senpai

    • @1PieceNarutoBleach
      @1PieceNarutoBleach Před 6 lety +5

      I was so unprepared for you to comment on this video

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 Před 6 lety +1

      Papa bless

    • @borggeronimo7285
      @borggeronimo7285 Před 6 lety +2

      There is no way this is actually Oda... WHAT IS HAPPENING???

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 5 lety +3

      So, I’m guessing you’re some sort of Japanese adult- cartoon drawing guy?
      Just going by your name, and that Man calling you “Senpai”

  • @JustARTificial
    @JustARTificial Před 3 lety +43

    8:55 I really hope Jim got paid the most of anyone who worked on this movie, he poured his heart and soul into that shite speech.

    • @flaccidego4291
      @flaccidego4291 Před rokem +1

      He really went for it I'll give him that

    • @supersaiyanbino
      @supersaiyanbino Před rokem +2

      "My mother was Korean..."
      Me:.......are you.....sure?

  • @algore7852
    @algore7852 Před 6 lety +40

    This Chanel is sooooo underrated.

    • @Palmieres
      @Palmieres Před 5 lety +2

      Just like climate change!

  • @weston407
    @weston407 Před 5 lety +37

    having lived in orlando most of my life, it was an absolute treat watching this movie - i absolutely loved seeing all of the filming locations around town - downtown/church street station, ucf, etc

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 Před 2 lety +17

    One of the greatest “it’s so bad, it’s good” movies all time, and RiffTrax is amazing in this one 💯😂

    • @kevincola3184
      @kevincola3184 Před 2 lety +1

      Especially the Live Show, it's awesome and apparently Y.K. Kim and possibly a few more actors in the film were watching it at another location, lol.

    • @rodluv21
      @rodluv21 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Alright everybody just take your shit off, grab a towel and relax.

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 Před 3 lety +6

    I would love to have a Dragon Sound recording. Invite some friends over, put it on, and start dancing maniacally.

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle Před 4 lety +53

    Three weird things about Jim's monologue:
    1) I think those are real tears,
    2) the rest of the cast really holds it together, and
    3) Right after he tells his friends that this is his real father, someone asks, "Are you sure?"

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx Před rokem +5

      Either he's secretly telling his real life back story or under the shot hes pinching the shit out of his leg xD. The composure of the cast there is a little too impressive for me haha they're all enthralled with the new info about there brother they have a step dad! The movie's golden lol.

  • @williammoles3987
    @williammoles3987 Před 6 lety +47

    You know it's real when he calls the movie a "gem"

  • @DarkMistyDay
    @DarkMistyDay Před 6 lety +57

    That monologue was painful

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 6 lety +11

      and hte actor was legitimately crying

    • @MustafaAli-lb8dq
      @MustafaAli-lb8dq Před 5 lety +3

      That scene was very awkward.

    •  Před 5 lety +3

      I couldn’t finish. I had to skip!!😫

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms Před 5 lety +2

      Lol that was the greatest thing ever

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 Před 4 lety

      DarkMistyDay the monologue? Yeah, the rest of the movie was tight though.

  • @wayne_bates
    @wayne_bates Před 6 lety +122

    Mark reminds me of jerry Seinfeld at points

  • @Shaolinstout
    @Shaolinstout Před 6 lety +97

    I have a 14 hour day at work tomorrow and i should go to bed, but this is more important.

    • @ELSITAFERNANDEZ
      @ELSITAFERNANDEZ Před 6 lety +7

      Dragon slayer Ornstein good to know u have your priorities straight lol

    • @userunknown203
      @userunknown203 Před 6 lety +9

      May the strength of Mark be with you

    • @Shaolinstout
      @Shaolinstout Před 6 lety +4

      Caspar Valentine I'm a forklift operator.

    • @missmoanypants
      @missmoanypants Před 4 lety +4

      I work in a lab and have to get dressed for work in 4 hours, yet, here I am.

  • @noahhultgren1710
    @noahhultgren1710 Před 6 lety +20

    A music show in Miami can only improve cocaine sales.

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo Před 11 měsíci +5

    3:26
    CZcams Transcript/CC:
    “These people today what Sony’s beauty an international venue.”
    Nailed it.

  • @eurologic
    @eurologic Před 4 lety +3

    I've hit 2:38 on repeat so many times now. What a song about friendship. Wow.

  • @dolosevensix
    @dolosevensix Před 3 lety +6

    Me and the wife got married at a venue right where their nighttime downtown Orlando fight sequence occurred [with the train tracks]. She doesn't know i agreed to that spot because of that scene.

  • @DinaraTengri
    @DinaraTengri Před 6 lety +9

    This may sound crazy but I like Mark. He seems like a really great guy and a good friend. They all seem like great guys, singing about friendship, not being afraid to be vulnerable. Good for them. I like our Mark, too. He's very vital for a 50-year-old.

  • @SuperSpasticNinja
    @SuperSpasticNinja Před 6 lety +179

    "We are orl orpan"

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief Před 6 lety +30

    Miami Connection: How Not To Run A Drug Cartel

  • @fatshadow2062
    @fatshadow2062 Před 6 lety +12

    The welfare Hall & Oates mustache guy has given me a new enthusiasm for life.
    My name is FATshadow, and I dramatically overstate things.

  • @ptepaul5173
    @ptepaul5173 Před 3 lety +3

    The Seinfeld impersonation was pretty good. Lol. "What happened to these clothes, and what about these clothes".

  • @sparkfirehot
    @sparkfirehot Před 6 lety +47

    The crying scene got me dying 😂😂😂 lol

  • @Thatonegirl989
    @Thatonegirl989 Před 6 lety +75

    Happy you’re back!! I’ve been rewatching episodes for a while now

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 Před 6 lety +2

      angel milton I kinda miss the couch discussions but I can't deny the quality solo work he does now.

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 Před 6 lety +3

      I’ve been doing the same too. Reruns.

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 Před 6 lety +2

      AudioGardenSlave I agree. Mark is so funny in this series.

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 Před 6 lety +3

      angel milton Hasn't disappointed me yet. I think he should pay someone to edit for him so he can make more videos though. Actually he has disappointed me... he took down the Twilight series review videos. Those were my favorite.

    • @laiskapyykki
      @laiskapyykki Před 6 lety +1

      angel milton Me too dude. This is one of the few re-watchable channels.

  • @fatcat8033
    @fatcat8033 Před 6 lety +8

    That black dudes monologue had me laughing out loud.

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 Před 5 lety +5

    The best I can figure is that Dragon Sound is "preventing" Jeff from controlling the area because his sister dating their bassist is so upsetting to him that he can't focus on running his drug ring. The dialogue makes it sound like the band is actively opposing him, and it doesn't help that they have a song called "Against The Ninja," but that seems to just be a coincidence. I don't know. Maybe the film actually gives a full explanation of this but we can't hear it because all the actors say their lines on top of each other in every scene.

  • @solastranded1744
    @solastranded1744 Před 6 lety +27

    13:14 Janis From The Muppets😂Oh, Mark! You Never Disappoint!

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 Před 6 lety +2

      SoLa Stranded "Obviously more bikers than ninjas here."

  • @GiovanniPeluso
    @GiovanniPeluso Před 6 lety +41

    Still the best and funniest movie reviews on CZcams. Hilarious!

  • @aaronfannin8971
    @aaronfannin8971 Před 6 lety +5

    That head shake/shrug at 14:38. I don't know why, but I can't help but laugh every time I watch it.

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 Před 2 lety +2

    "I would zipp up, but the fly is down, and this is where it shall stay." Gold, solid 24k gold.

  • @TemporaryButterfly
    @TemporaryButterfly Před 6 lety +5

    I laugh every time "I found my father!" comes up.

  • @TheGearChat
    @TheGearChat Před 6 lety +26

    AGAINST THE NINJA, we all know what we’re fighting for!

  • @dinoknightdk77
    @dinoknightdk77 Před 6 lety +41

    I just thought about your channel today. And what a surprise you made a video today

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 Před 6 lety

      Dino Knight is there a Dino king?

  • @noloking
    @noloking Před 6 lety +18

    This movie actually looks fabulous
    Holy shit, I can't believe how excited I was to hear you are reviewing Cool as Ice as I absolutely adore the theme song and enjoyed the choreography

  • @sparkfirehot
    @sparkfirehot Před 6 lety +16

    Back in Orlando I went to study karate at one of Kim's dojo's and stopped at brown belt. I think Kim wrote all the songs for the band it sounds like it .

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 Před 3 lety +2

      Either him, or a 10 year old.

    • @edwardx4979
      @edwardx4979 Před 2 lety

      If he did then we would not understand anything they sang about just like Kim' speaking 🗣️

  • @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09
    @DETECTIVESPACEMAN09 Před 2 lety +4

    The scene where the club owner kicks the old bands ass legitimately surprised the hell out of me

  • @emmanuelsilvera8032
    @emmanuelsilvera8032 Před 6 lety +39

    "A FRIEND!!?!?"

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 6 lety

      Possibly the greatest line delivery in the history of cinema.

  • @mladenkulic446
    @mladenkulic446 Před 6 lety +15

    A new episode of FanboyFlicks on my birthday?!
    Thank you, Mark.

  • @shellac23
    @shellac23 Před 6 lety +52

    Nice way to end my weekend. Thanks for the new video

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach Před 6 lety +41

    "...so you guys orphans, or....."

  • @aaronsiewert6009
    @aaronsiewert6009 Před 6 lety +22

    God, don’t subject us to “cool as ice” LMFAO!

  • @mattbaker7305
    @mattbaker7305 Před 2 lety +6

    Ah yes. A motorcycle. The extremely loud mode of transportation perfect for a ninja, an assassin using shadows and stealth to kill.

  • @flashdelirium2
    @flashdelirium2 Před 6 lety +10

    Dude, your videos are always worth the wait. Good to have you back.

  • @colten53
    @colten53 Před 6 lety +54

    Nothing can top this as my favorite bad movie of all time. It’s premise is downright laughable when you say it out loud (a college Tae Kwon Do band fights against a group of cocaine dealing ninja bikers while singing about the power of friendship). The movie contradicts itself so often it’s hilarious. It’s not even set in Miami, and it denounces violence minutes after savoring each kill. The acting is incompetent but it’s also very earnest as well. It’s also competent where it matters. The neon lit cinematography isn’t bad and adds an 80’s charm to it, and I have seen far worse fight choreography from movies like this. It’s not like other bad movies where the production quality is so low that the movie is just ugly to look at

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 6 lety +10

      i have seen FAR worse choreography from multimillion hollywood productions!, also, jim was legit crying, most actors can't even accomplish that

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 Před 4 lety

      colten53 just because it wasn’t set in Miami it doesn’t mean it’s not the Miami connection, and the acting is spectacular, not one guy in the band laughed uncontrollably during the monologue, now that’s commitment and professionalism. You know nothing about movies.

  • @mariaef8359
    @mariaef8359 Před 6 lety +10

    Finally you got around to watching this. My favorite so far in good bad movies.

    • @franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596
      @franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 Před 6 lety +1

      Maria EF try Hard Ticket to Hawaii but be prepared for crazy.

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 Před 6 lety

      Me too. Miami Connection is the best. But Hard Target is a close second.

  • @thomasgallipoli8376
    @thomasgallipoli8376 Před rokem +2

    Mark’s videos are great compliments to the RiffTrax versions. He even catches things they miss.
    Always a good time watching him

  • @rodrigoalcantara5865
    @rodrigoalcantara5865 Před 6 lety +21

    The BAD GUY looks like BILLY MAYS.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra Před 4 lety +2

      All I see is that smug yuppie from Die Hard.

  • @justjoe233
    @justjoe233 Před 6 lety +23

    where are all your earliest videos??? they're legit the funniest ever i rewatch them all the time

  • @thebubonicj
    @thebubonicj Před 6 lety +16

    Every up-and-coming actor is rushing to film a performance of Jim's monologue for their reel.

    • @andreshernandez1180
      @andreshernandez1180 Před 4 lety

      Even the older ones, Travolta clearly found inspiration in this scene for The Fanatic.

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 Před rokem +2

    The brother Jeff is the least intimidating tough guy I've ever seen.

  • @wespapes2054
    @wespapes2054 Před 6 lety +44

    Mark has returned!

  • @meh5476
    @meh5476 Před 6 lety +24

    This is the best thing to happen today!

  • @markspyrison9659
    @markspyrison9659 Před 6 lety +11

    Welcome back, Mark. Love the show. Always have. Keep up the great work making me laugh.

  • @donniblackstar
    @donniblackstar Před 6 lety +16

    The more you upload the more I realize how fast time goes by.

  • @CK-wj9by
    @CK-wj9by Před rokem +3

    If I ever need a truly rib-breaking laugh on a shit day, this video is something I come right back to. The crap with all of the "J" names at 3:40 fucking kills me!

  • @oompie815
    @oompie815 Před 6 lety +26

    Oh, hi Mark. Didn't know it was you.
    You're my favorite CZcamsr.

  • @daviddenis4178
    @daviddenis4178 Před 6 lety +68

    Are you gonna make another rap for this movie as a follow up to your hit single, Samur-eyes?

  • @everfreebrumby8385
    @everfreebrumby8385 Před 6 lety +20

    College students could have eaten those noodles!! 😠

  • @exterminator6648
    @exterminator6648 Před 6 lety +48

    Some suggestions:
    Dune
    The Avengers (1998)
    Plan 9 from Outer Space
    Caligula
    I spit on your grave
    The apple
    Myra Breckinridge
    Glen or Glenda
    Parting shots
    How do you know
    Reefer Madness
    The Babe Ruth Story
    No Orchids for Miss blandish
    Freddy got Fingered
    United Passions

    • @tylerskiss
      @tylerskiss Před 6 lety +7

      Woah! I Spit On Your Grave!? That's not one I expected to see on any list.

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent Před 6 lety +2

      Bimbo Baggy pants god myra breckinridge is such a bad movie

    • @FanboyFlicks
      @FanboyFlicks  Před 6 lety +14

      Thanks for these, I actually have a copy of Untied Passions i was planning on doing it a while ago but never got to it, I’ll give it a look

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 Před 6 lety

      But I love Caligula

    • @ianchristopher9422
      @ianchristopher9422 Před 6 lety +2

      You consulted the Wikipedia's list of worst movies ever right?That list is the Bible of worst movies..

  • @MT-or7lv
    @MT-or7lv Před 5 lety +4

    The songs in this movie are amazing.

  • @metallimatt10
    @metallimatt10 Před 11 měsíci +1

    It's fun watching these from the Playlist going backwards because I get all these little Ah Ha moments when I find out what things like Dragon Sound mean lol

  • @edwardx4979
    @edwardx4979 Před 4 lety +2

    5:37, "Right before their show, they go to a restaurant and eat"...which happens to think it's OK to serve food on PAPER plates! Lol 😆
    Bonus clip: 15:55, Instead of just waving 👋, the salute by the guy in the red tank top was just masterfully done!

  • @ilshyf
    @ilshyf Před 6 lety +12

    Though I know this movie is just a (un?)forgettable B-movie flick, as I'm Korean, I can see what was going on in the Asian guy's (who's co-directed and wrote this shlock) mind, because he's Korean, too: insane rivalry about practically anything about Japan (that's why movie's main villain is ninja, and one of the theme song is called "Against the Ninja"); devotion to parents (that explains why the Black guy cries and acts hysterically about the parents' letter); desperate attempts to be recognized as KOREAN worldwide, whether the foreign people cares or not... Those are the (quite nationalistic, I admit) frequent motifs that you could find in Korean fictional works or any of the cultural artifacts. They're today less frequently met in there (because the nationalism is not "in" anymore, particularly between the younger people), but when I was little (80's and 90's), those things were quite rampant - almost inescapable. I think this Taekwondo master is a product of its time. Well, at least, he tried and I completely respect that. (especially when I found out he practically was bankrupted due to the movie's failure) But it's also true that he's obviously a horrible translator of Korean cultures into American cinema; and budgetary problem, practically know nothing about how to make a movie, and he didn't have much charms neither as Bruce Lee nor as Jackie Chan - and, last but not least, just blindly following his own country's fad (nationalism) in a foreign country whose people didn't know anything about it.

    • @elliewuzzup7689
      @elliewuzzup7689 Před 2 lety +2

      To be fair America was pretty nationalistic at the time too. Also, I love this movie unironically! It's just so funny! I think it's less about the themes themselves and more about the poor set up (I mean we had no idea about the sub plot with the dad until half way into the movie). Also it's interesting to hear a korean's perspective!!

  • @TF2Fan101
    @TF2Fan101 Před 4 lety +29

    Now, this might sound crazy, but hear me out on this: I think Miami Connection has the potential for a modern revival as a TV series.
    Let me explain. Given how the 80's are basically in right now, why wouldn't someone want to make an over the top, ridiculous 80's style action series about a rock band group who fight ninjas in Miami, Florida? Heck, the show could go in detail about how the band first formed and who the individual members are. We could even get into the backstories of the villains of the show and how they wound up the way they are!

  • @Graybat12
    @Graybat12 Před 4 lety +1

    I saw this movie a while ago and I didn't need to hear these awful lyrics again. It's stuck in my head again now. Thanks.

  • @Whittaz85
    @Whittaz85 Před 6 lety +1

    “The fly is down, and that’s where it shall stay”.
    Words to live by.

  • @davedoyle9515
    @davedoyle9515 Před 6 lety +9

    Oh could it be! The stars have aligned!

  • @Truestoryguy
    @Truestoryguy Před 6 lety +9

    Was just thinking "Boy, I hope he uploads soon!"

  • @Blufox30
    @Blufox30 Před 2 lety +1

    "A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade." LMAO!!

  • @josephgrimminck6855
    @josephgrimminck6855 Před rokem +1

    I have taken my life in my own hands watching this while eating. Jim's Monologue almost killed me, dang Mark!

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 Před 5 lety +8

    12:10
    Aw yes, catching a punch with your mouth, ancient Chinese secret

  • @chrismal26
    @chrismal26 Před 6 lety +13

    OK people let's sort this out. I think we can all agree that Mark puts a lot of effort in to each of his vids and clearly enjoys doing them. So let's get this guy more subs. Who knows maybe with more subs there will be more vids. Tell your friends stop the presses yell from the roof tops so on and so forth. Oops I nearly forgot. .. Oh hi Mark

  • @michaelray2119
    @michaelray2119 Před 6 lety +32

    Please review cool as ice with Vanilla Ice Thanks love the show.

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA Před 3 lety +2

    When you have 40 min of material and need to film an hour and a half movie....full songs, fun beach times and extended karate practice prevail.

  • @megankolsen7245
    @megankolsen7245 Před 6 lety +56

    Miami Connection was one of Red Letter Media's favorite bad movies.
    I guess I should check it out.

    • @tylerskiss
      @tylerskiss Před 6 lety +5

      And Rifftrax considers it a great one as well.

    • @joeomalley2835
      @joeomalley2835 Před 6 lety +3

      If you like great bad movies, it is top notch.

    • @EarthboundX
      @EarthboundX Před 6 lety +2

      Yeah, I'd recommend getting the Rifftrax version.

    • @megankolsen7245
      @megankolsen7245 Před 6 lety +3

      I love Fanboy Flicks, but no.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 6 lety +3

      Rahul A Fanboy Flicks is great, but he is no Red Letter Media, not by a country mile

  • @maxmoore3204
    @maxmoore3204 Před 5 lety +3

    6:00 "Why do we need to see the entire song?"
    Because it's"Against the Ninja"!!!!
    Anything less than the full song would be depriving us of 80s cultural perfection!

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeah, there would be no point in watching this film if it actually stuck to the plot: it'd just be another forgettable 80s action flick. The song is part of what makes it entertaining!

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 Před 6 lety +24

    Wait... what happened to John Oates at the end? Did the band replace him with Jim's dad?

    • @chopitup9950
      @chopitup9950 Před 6 lety

      John Smith
      No he was replaced by Daryl Hall.

  • @Aaron-lt3hk
    @Aaron-lt3hk Před 5 lety +1

    I dont know why these make me laugh so much, but good god damn I have binged these since finding your channel the last week or so.

  • @UnbelievableOdyssey
    @UnbelievableOdyssey Před 6 lety +3

    Get ready... I'M COMING OUT!! 😂😂😂

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 Před 2 lety +2

    The extended scene of the girls slapping curly mullet man (while smiling/laughing, lol) and him curled up in a ball is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

  • @ignaciohayabusa8663
    @ignaciohayabusa8663 Před 3 měsíci

    'You don't scare me at all... at all! ' hand gestures and all. 😂

  • @Raachen
    @Raachen Před 4 lety +5

    "Somewhere in Miami" :D

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier Před 6 lety +7

    I don't think that's what dragons sound like at all