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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2020
- On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about YOR, THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE!
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When I was seven, the poster for this looked so cool. SoI begged my mom to take me to see this. She did. Thirty-six years later, and I’m still apologizing to her.
That's nothing...When I was like 6 I begged my mom to rent the toxic avenger, you know cause I liked the cartoon....HOLY FUCK...the movie is NOTHING like the cartoon....I still have nightmares of being strangled by my intestines because of that film...30 years later....
Baron Feyd - saw TA when I was 11. The kid getting hit by a car and then getting his head crushed was more than a little excessive. Then the gleeful way the characters reacted to it nearly made me throw up. Dislike the movie to this day.
@@DetroitAlan01 same here. That movie messed me up.
@@DetroitAlan01 yummy yummy
@@BaronFeydRautha I get that you were only 6 years old, but some sins are just unforgivable.
Yor's clean-shaven because he's a man of mystery. Weren't you paying attention to the theme song?
It's obviously genetic. Some people can't grow facial hair.
Or he hasn’t reached puberty yet.
I cant grow facial hair ....or a face...im just a floating skull here to conquer you tube😎
@@raam726 Like me. I mean, I grow like crazy on the neck and upper lip, but rarely just a spot here and there on my actual face. My breast though is still as clean as can be, even though, I´ve never shaved it.
Lol
I remember my dad dragging me to the theater to see this. We had so many wonderful bonding experiences... This was not one of them!
Wouldn't the fact you remember it make it a bonding moment?
@samholdsworth420 lol I'm guessing it wasn't too wonderful though 😂
This channel is so underrated, it’s got better content then most bigger CZcamsrs
Most of the bigger CZcamsrs pay money to get their content promoted on the platform. The major American talk shows are really bad for that.
I come to CZcams for folk like Mark, not to watch the same kind of boring stuff on mainstream TV... But that's how CZcams is heading.
... this channel serves no purpose whatsoever and you're promoting it either because you're the owner or simply .. morons!
Davieboy Who paid you to be a dick?
I’ve been saying that for years. Mark is my favorite reviewer. Criminally underrated
@@57yearoldjamesbond - like I said, moron#2 is defending moron#1, but in reality is the same and only one moron here - different gmail accounts!
Yor is clean shaven because he's sponsored by dollar shave club
He's more than just shaved he's clearly been waxed back, sack and crack.
@@Enzo012 As is caveman tradition...
He's been manscaped, to look like a five year old boy... sorry, modern men.
That rant about lawn mowers and the "one of these caves is a beauty salon" line killed me. Fantastic, Mark.
This community is probably the most loyal fan base I’ve ever seen. I’ve been part of it for about 6 years now and it’s amazing how you consistently get over 100k views every video. If not 100k at least close, and sometimes way more. Speaks to your contents quality Marky mark.
I wish he received more tbh :/ He definitely deserves it.
Rest in peace, man. :(
Yes sir! Been here for so many years but i love Mark and will always watch his videos. He really is so funny makes my day, especially in quarantine
But it's usually 3 years later when we get this type of quality but now we are getting it on a weekly basis.. This man is an imposter, Where is the real Mark?
Been a fan for 3 years and mark is defo one of my favourite reviewers. His got such a great sense of humour.
That hang gliding scene is gold
(hears theme song)
(has Yorgasm)
I see they misspelled 'You're'
It should be "yore" as in "days of". Meaning a long time ago.
I love how the bat thing can corner and makes a hard right
Anyone else feel he made this entire review because his neighbor keeps mowing their lawn at 7am on a Saturday.
You don’t really believe that, do you? I mean it’s a bit of a stretch. Why did he make all of his other videos then?
I had one of those dads, only it'd be me he'd wake up at 8 in the morning on a Saturday to mow the lawn. Now! :)
@@justincoleman3805 lol
@@justincoleman3805 But maybe he produces _all_ his videos at 7am sunday morning, because _every_ sunday morning his neighbours wake him up with their lawnmowers and it's just that _this_ time, they really got to him.
@@justincoleman3805 are you trying (badly) to troll or do I really need to explain the joke to you?
So it’s like Planet of the Apes meets Star Wars with Tommy Weiseu writing it...
Basically?
👌
Turkish Star Wars, yeh
I did not hit her, i did not.
Correction, the movie is basically a very, very loose adaptation of DC's Kamandi
Sure sounds like Yor's theme song is sung by Tommy Wiseau.
That Saturday morning rant was worth several likes all on its own
"Hmmm, yesss, a tiny net is a death sentence, it's a net, and it's tiny!" -Master Betty
"Where are these women getting their hair and makeup done?"
Finally, someone asking all the right questions.
... and the waxing
Yor drinking the blood of slain dinosaurs is how we got this damn pandemic to begin with, I bet.
Escaped lab assistant.
Its Neil Breen who did this! But he is working on the cure to heal the whole world
@@bestthingsinceslicedrice By using bio medical implants and programmable technology. 😂
Monster Hanna and just a little bit of rampant laptop abuse
Yors metal af..gliding a dead giant bat to deliver a kick to the chief purple mans face and killing mummies with a flaming sword, doesnt he wipe out like 3 civilisations in this movie?
That Garth haircut is metal af
I guess that's what you call "preventing the mistakes of his forefathers"?
Murder Hobo checklist: eliminate at least 3 tribal societies. Reasonable cause, optional
I met Reb Brown at Akron Comic Con in 2018. I regret not getting his autograph. Unbelievably nice, good spirited guy.
Is that Butch Thunderchunk?
Snooty scientist puts on glassed; "Thats not a Dinosaur, its a Dimetrodon."
Conspiracy theorist puts in a tin foil Apple Watch and says "dinosaurs didn't exist. It's fake."
Yep, dimetrodon was a pelycosaur.
TEMPORAL FENESTRATION!
I remember this movie. Spoony had reviewed this years ago. I'm writing this comment before watching to say, yes, you'll have PLENTY of material to use.
I hope you're doing well man. I love all the new uploads but I hope you're still at work and making that money.
"it's a net and it's tiny" "it is so evil"
- Kung Pow
Reb Brown is very underrated. He was great as Captain America and the Cage films are worth a look.
Uncommon valor!
Big McLargeHuge
See the John Milius ep of NBC's Miami Vice. Reb Brown! Epic. 🎭
Reb Brown? Star of iconic films like Howling II, Strike Commando, Space Mutiny, Robowar- you get where I'm going. While I can't say for sure of his acting talents, I certainly say he's got a talent for picking films of the not-good variety.
@@DavidLLambertmobile I loved the final lines in that one.
Theory: This man was so mad that he got woken up by his neighbor that he wanted to make a vid about it but he couldn’t make a video about just that so he made this.
Saw this on its original release at the drive-in! Yes, it has EVERYTHING!
@DillyDyson007 - No, it's got bad wigs, full-body waxing, cavemen, robots, dinosaurs, hero theme music, and lots and lots of fights! Lol
@@Brian_Grant just missing Mad Max , unless Yor is Mad Max's long lost son, hey he's the Feral Kid all grown up!👍💪😀
Who else thought of SPOONY during this?
Oh yeah. He's reviews of Yor, Robo Wars and Strike Commando are legendary :-)
I wonder if he is still a fan of reb brown?
matthew pizzuti here’s to him coming back one day
We're gonna need a lot more hemp.
I remember this from the video rental days. The dude that plays Yor is the 1970s Captain America.
Good old Reb Brown. "Strike Commando" is still one of my favourite movies ever. Frame advance on a decent VHS in the late 80s and finding the cut from actor to shop dummy with a mop on its head a split second before it explodes...Priceless.
A great movie for you to review would be Kingdom of the Spiders. Its about a small town in Arizona that gets infested with tarantulas. It was made in the 70s, so you know the sound track is gonna be pretty sweet. But the cherry on top is that William Shatner plays the main protagonist. So worth it!
Being the regular victim of a maniacal home improving neighbour, I enjoyed every second of Mark's initial rant. It's ageless. I won't ever have children myself.
“I have to mow in the morning or it will get hot”
ok mow in the afternoon
Too drunk after midday that's why early start gives you whole day to drink,whole Sunday to recover.It's been done for thousands of years.
"ok mow in the afternoon"
Literally every time last year I had a barbecue ( and i mean LITERALLY. I have counted, checked twice and made a graph) in the afternoon, my neighbor decided to mow his lawn. Whatever the time, 2, 4, 5 or 6 PM, saturday, every time we sit down, he fires up the lawn mower.
I'm starting to get the feeling he doesn't like us that much...
You dont live in Florida do you? After 0800 the humidity and heat are unbearable
Baron Feyd Texas
The guy that plays Yor is the same one from Howling 2, and many more bad movies. Something tells me we'll be seeing this guy on Mark's channel more :D
I’m so happy with all of the uploads! I seriously get so excited lol
I've heard that "Yor the Hunter from the Future" is better than both "Robo C.H.I.C". and "Alien Seed".
Alien Seed, starring Erik Estrada's teeth.
Its rather a combination of both.
Perhaps you heard that from a show that seeks to find the Best among these Worst movies?
@@sblinder1978 You know, as much as I like watching that show, you need to have watched the movies they laugh at, when you want to get more out of it than their reactions, clever remarks and creative editing. I find Mark's bad movies format more informative than Best of the Worst.
@@MarvinFalz I agree that's there's more to be had from bad movies than we get from BotW, but sometimes I prefer the digested version to sitting through a 90-minute turkey myself.
Mark is a real man of mystery of the CZcams creators, he always leaves you wanting more and hating your neighbors.👍
The movie did have some real epic scenes in it, along with one of the most catchiest tunes ever. Yor's the man.
Lol the title and the Poster tell everything
I bought this on a "double feature" DVD with Krull. Good times!
one good, one bad.
As cheesy as Krull is, is better than this
@@colonel.halberstern5893 Epic fail on the editing. Lol.
I like 13th doctor. She is cool.
Both with disingenuous movie posters, so the set makes sense.
The budget went into the song and that was a shoe string budget.
Love how Yor always sports a clean shave, face and body.
Caveman having theme song that sounds like Depeche Mode on their peak? Sweet wrestling jobber gimmick alert!
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is a special place in hell for anyone who does anything loud on a Saturday morning. Or any morning for that matter.
becomes a dad, a week later thinks to himself, 'you know, i could really use a chain saw.'
Fun Fact: The character Mark from Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" is named after Matt Damon, who Wiseau believed
was named Mark Damon.
Lol!
Still one of my all-time favorite films to this day. I rewatch it gladly over any current superhero film. At least I know It will be worth my time, every time.
"Yoooooor's Woooorld..!!~"
This film was originally in 3D that's why so many things are flying at the screen during the film
Ugh. The suburban morning bird calls: lawn mowers, buzz saws and hammers. I feel your pain. Took my brain a lifetime to tune it out.
The director's son used to have a website where he gave a lot of background info on his dad's films. Apparently, this was meant as a TV Miniseries, but it was recut into a movie. The full version never aired.
So you're saying this movie was a "Yor" to get through?
Lol
Yor gonna have to do better than that if you wanna start a pun run. I'll see myself out.
@@larrydotson2625 lmao...👏👏😆
@@larrydotson2625 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
Get your coat, there's the door
Mavis Beacon *shudders*
there was a Yor poster in the window of my local Video library for most of the 1980s
Thank you for posting this! I remember being a kid in the 80s and seeing this on cable. I had gotten nostalgic once and tried to buy it but, of course, no one had found it fit enough to port it to DVD (though this was some time ago) Yes - it was incredibly cheesy, but the 8 to 10 year-old me absolutely loved it! You should do "Megaforce" if you haven't already - it's from around this time and pretty much in the same vein - just more sci-fi instead of fantasy, but equally and adorably terrible! Better lines in it too: "The good guys always win - even in the Eighties!"
Like you with this Yor movie, I saw Megaforce as maybe a 9-year old and loved it so much. My uncle had cable, which we didn’t, so it was an extra treat to get to see and I never forgot it. I revisited it many years later and loved it no less, but the plot I ignored as a kid completely baffled me as an adult and I’d often make friends watch it with me to see if they understood beyond two forces fighting, one being Megaforce. They were often confused and these people went on to clerk for federal judges and work at some of the best NY law firms. But still, what a great distillation of so much that made “bad” 80’s movies great and to this day I want to own a “MegaDestroyer,” the dune-buggy vehicles of theirs. Believe it or not, those same vehicles were studied by the military and were used in part to design the desert patrol vehicle used by US special forces.
Edit: You love em in red and you love em in blue, but most of all you love em in blue, am I right? :)
@@b.w.22 That's awesome!
Just got Breemed has entered my lexicon of phrases.
I think thaf is Reb Brown of Space Mutiny fame!!!
Yes it is, and from Howling 2, he makes the same noise when he shoots a werewolf in Space Mutiny.
Big McLargehuge
This guy sums up every dad I've ever known, including my own, I live on the other side of the planet, so it must just be a global thing Dads do, a bit like how old people wait till you are walking right behind them before they randomly stop for no reason.
Hmm, how about "Xaver und sein außerirdischer Freund" (Xava And His Alien Friend), a rather weird, but very good Bavarian movie from the 1980s about the village idiot (Xaver) witnessing arson on the local discotheque by the bullies. However suddenly an alien crashes down with his space ship, and Xaver helps him by hooking him up with the local mechanic who takes a look at the space ship. He figures out that they'll need a special pump commonly found in old firetrucks, so they use the local beer festival where the alien wins a beer drinking competition to cause a distraction to steal that pump from a disused fire truck. And there's that wonderful romance and probably the best dialogue ever about how long things take.
Yor The Hunter From The Future
I am?
😆
I’m a 40 yo dad of 1 six yo daughter. I wake up between 5:15-6:00 am every morning, no alarm clock needed. However, the best thing ever is being alone, awake in the quiet of the morning every day for 1-3 hours!!!
I just love this show so much. I’m dying laughing with my teenage son.
It's obviously a stegadon Mark, jeez. The lizardmen are just hiding themselves
I remember watching Sharknado and just immediately hating everything about it. It was the first time I've seen a movie attempt to portray a B movie...
And I got scared. That's when I knew there was money to be had in the B movie style. The funny thing is, it's surprisingly hard to create a good B movie, regardless off funding.
The only good thing about this pandemy is that Mark is uploading more often
Children are getting to spend more time with their dads. Except Mark, because he doesn't want to be one.
Pandemy? Was that intentionally cute?
@@justincoleman3805 I like it.
The Yor theme bangs. Seriously
This is hands down my new favourite channel lol !!! Haven't laughed so hard in a while !!!
Father of 4 chiming in, and no I have no interest in housework early Saturday morning. 11am at the earliest maybe
. I saw Yor in the theaters. My Dad got us all up and we walked out of it.
lol
Hilarious 😆
Dayum!!!
Love your channel. Thanks for keeping it up.
Goddamn this channel is so funny.
Loving all the new content, dude. many thanks
🙏🙏
Im surprised you didnt mention that in the shot where they swing over the pit , they were replaced by action figures for 2 seconds
Cover Zardoz with Sean Connery.
The film is good. The costumes are evil.
Yes, absolutely. Zardoz was just... insane.
Love how I can come to your videos and know ima laugh through the whole thing. Thanks, Mark❤️
I’m going to request “Maximum Overdrive” again....You know we want to see your review of that awesome terrible film.
Oh yeah!! That's a sweet movie. AC/DC soundtrack too.
"WE! MADE! YOU!"
@@7MonarC - “This machine just called me an asshole!”
If Sam Jones (Flash Gordon) is a discount B-movie actor then Reb Brown is the 'all sales final' version of Sam. And I noticed Reb's real voice was dubbed, was it hard to understand his mumbling?
I got serious Flash vibes off the clips. Maybe it's the blondeness.
You need to review- “Indian Summer”
I've never seen "Indian Summer" but I remember it being a preview on a VHS movie I had. No clue what movie anymore.
James Warner it’s painful.
You mean india summer lol look her up excellent
"The question of who I am is like a fire burning within me. Am I fire?". "You're The Hunter From The Future". I've watched this thing several times now and I never got it until now when it left your lips! It's like it slaps a whole new level of depth on to this thing!
I am so happy to see this new post. I just finished the Neil Brennan reviews Mark made.
I used to be angry at my father for making such noise on a Saturday morning. Now I've become a father and I've started doing such things. Your fears are justified.
My brother has also became one of those fathers but it is because his kids wake him up at 6:00 on weekends. So now he spreads the joy to his neighbours.
One of the best bad movies of all time! And a personal favorite of mine.
I love the comment about the lawnmowers at 7 am on a Saturday - I feel exactly the same. And it’s always the same people cutting the same lawns, no matter how small the lawn.
Ok, I watched a couple of your clips and I just subcribed. You are hilarious 😂
Please review Zygon: When Being You Just isn’t enough.
It’s basically a Doctor Who Porno. I’m not joking.
I remember watching this movie on HBO when I was A kid I thought it was really cool and even now realizing how cheesy it is I still Like it
Just subbed to your channel based on this review. I actually found the video as I jad this movie on my wishlist (I don't know why). This had to have been one of the funniest movie reviews I've ever seen. Between the random rants and the description of Yor having to repopulate the earth with the Androids, I couldn't stop laughing.
I had the opposite experience than the person who has been apologizing to her mom for 36 years for dragging her mom to see this movie.
We had a family tradition that mom, dad and ONLY the birthday kid would go see a movie together. The rest of the kids stayed home with a baby sitter. It was a really sweet tradition.
Until 1977.
All I remember is the movie began, some time passed and being rushed out of the theater with my parents hands over my eyes … my feet hardly touching the floor
I went to school on Monday and asked my teacher what methadone was. My mom got a curious phone call from the principal.
To their dying day my folks apologized for taking me to ANNIE HALL when I was 10.
I like a more Thundarr the Barbarian like post apocalyptic world.
Or DC's Kamandi
Hold up... Yor looks exactly like the dude from Kung Pow
I so wish that had a sequel or two. Kung Pow is still as funny as when I first watched it.
@Heavy Metal Collector From this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Yor
@@allenpoe17 Yor what?
@@n0m4nic Yor mama.
He is from Kung pow
You are the only movie reviewer I know who always analyzes the poster. Good job man, I have been watching you since way back when you had 200 subscribers only.
I love your show mate, hope you keep it up, its so much fun and enteraintment plus niche cinematic knowledge!
It's not that Mark. Kids wake up really early, and you need an excuse to not deal with them.
Bro I’m not gonna lie this movie seems kinda hard
My neighbours (almost every weekend) - "You doing something about your back garden?",
My answer - "Yep, what I usually do, draw the curtains and completely forgetting about it. If you can't see it, don't worry about it".
Ah - peace and joy.
I have been watching you for years and I really respect your work man. You kept doing your thing even if didnt get toy millions of views but it surely made us laugh and smile. And learn a thing or two about movie making. I'm not even related to movie making business. I am a musician🤣
I really wish your chsnnel grows much faster this year
You can tell how powerful Yor is by his sporting the 'Karen' hair-do. "I WANT TO SOA SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER, THE DARK LORD!"
Love your reviews Mark.
this movie is cheesy enough to supply a pizzeria with mozzarella for a year
pizza, pizza mozzarella, rella rella rella ;)
Love all the new uploads, Mark!
34 seconds ago, comments from 3 days ago. Damn I need to get on his patreon
I got lucky. I was browsing his channel and seen it posted. Needless to say I lept on it
*Thick thighs, Save Lives*
Movies done in the 70s and 80s were truly a liberated time for cinema. Could you imagine something like this being made today for a theatrical release!? Theaters would implode!!
The Yor Blue-Ray with Reb Brown's commentary is well worth the $4.99 I spent for it
Loled at Mavis Beacon
I always liked that name, didn't know it was fictional.
My 8th grade 34wpm typing certificate is a lie. :(