Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 2)
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1:55 - R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly - CZcams
2:38 - Pytor Illych Tchaikovsky - Dance of the Mirlitons
9:21 - Mad World - Gary Jules
10:37 - Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Hry
"Throwing fire!"
"He's a level 3 Mage !"
I always come back for this line
Mee tooo hahahahhaha
Preach
4:29 XD
Who says this??
@@amandaschwantz9590 Quebec I believe
I love how they’re more of a threat to each other than they are to the enemy team and the enemy team is to them
@crowthrone aye, i quit the game cause i got tired of all the Russian Kids screaming about fucking moms. And also the matter of fact half the fucking teams were Just fools running around with AWP's sitting down somewhere with snipers on every fucking corner
crowthrone im pretty sure technically these boi are toxic
I'm surprised that there is still people commenting on this 5 year old video.
WaifuMe there isnt to many other videos of his to comment on
@@fizan6129 i suppose People take the "Awp'itunity" with the videos there are. And to be fair they have Great replay value.
The fidelity and delivery of Quebec saying "He's a Level 3 Mage" is so good, it almost sounds like it was recorded in a VA studio, then edited into this video.
Probably lol
probably not recorded but might be edited in from another clip. It’s hard to say with womble. His clan is dumb enough to make statements like that during their play but womble is known for editing around voice lines in his videos
@@D00000T does it really matter in the end?
That applies to just about everything he says.
Can you explain the joke to me please?
Cyanide: does literally 1080° turns:
*SMALL MOVEMENTS, SMALL ADJUSTMENTS*
"You dick head"
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer stop being so toxic you
little bitch
@@justanapple472 you didn't watch the video, did you?
i couldnt breathe man
Where is it at?
“The hills are alive with the sound of *BANG BANG BANG BANG*”
Switch the * and the " and you'll get the intended result. :)
KABOOOOM
Daniel Cannata like this *”BANG BANG BANG BANG”*
Well the hills aren't alive anymore
The hills are alive with the sound of FWOOOOOOOOSH!
With Songs they have sung for a thousands FWoooosh.
Outta fuel.
*OH GOD THE GUNS GOT NO AMMO!*
*AHAHAHAHAH*
I AM FUCKING DONE!!
TheStanley that will NEVER get old
If that isnt me i dont know what is
I laughed so hard at that one!! 😂😂
Famous last words
"i dont know how i failed i fired my gun and everything"
silvers in one sentence
HAhhaha
Hahahahahahahafucl you
except hes a master guardian
@@HungryTv13 Youre an idiot, CSGO's frame cap is 300
@@HungryTv13 ok boomer
6:55 literally the best part of this section.
"Hes a Level 3 Mage" i died after that 😂😂😂😂
May you explain me that?
The AI says: "Throwing fire"
Turn your volume up
+Okay Chrissy
Basically, when you are 1v1-ing as the last guy, you want as much information about your opponent as you can get (like, how much health he has, what gun, where he was last spotted, did he have the bomb etc.).
"A level 3 Mage" is just the wrong information, if you get what I mean.
***** Okay, thank you. btw I play csgo myself and i know, that you want to get information about the last guy ect. I just couldn´t understand the joke.
Okay Chrissy
yeah well, it was the event of randomness.
You want to hear stuff like "dude, he's low, just push him", and then he says stuff like that. That's what made the situation funny.
The rewatch value is high.
Nein nein nein
this is my 5th time watching this
xD
@@murkkz1679 just this vid or Wombles whole bullshittery playlist?
Not all just most of the playlist
@@murkkz1679 I don't blame you. They are incredibly rewatchable that's for sure.
7 years ago he predicted Awppenheimer.
This isn't a killing house, it's a killing bungalow
I don’t get it :,(
I love Quebec his randomness is just amazingly addictive 😂
@@spancebob A bungalow isn't your typical house, it was simply a play on "isn't a house"
@@spancebob A bungalow isn't your typical house, it was simply a play on "isn't a house"
This is the only CZcamsr who's videos I can watch repeatedly and still love.
*hemhem* dunkey *hemhem*
you can also watch many Life of Boris vids over and over again
Son of a Diddly Ooooohhh 😂
Son of a Diddly yeah that is so true
jontron
"I don't know whether to eat pringles, breathe or laugh."
Cyanide in a nutshell
3:14 showed Edberg holding Soviet's Flashbang, and then messing up the throw. Its probably because it was SovietWomble's Flashbang
"Soviet's flashbang, that what makes it invalueable."
Yes. Every shot missed is due to his curse on every weapon he touches. He is an incredible shooter, but misses every time due to this unfortunate curse.
Soviet: "little bit of a blocking going on their Quebec"
Quebec: "that's ok"
Soviet: " no no no no, you were blocking me,"
Quebec: "I FORGIVE YOU"
I've literally watched this like twenty times just to hear that one line
clone trooper A-117 is Quebec from Manchester? Because his accent sounds like he is
dion jay woollaston think he’s more Birmingham area
@@jacobonions534 he is from Birmingham
nah hes from quebec
@@fisherlost3116 lol
I died at "SMALL MOVEMENTS"
Clorox Bleach you are literally everywhere lol
+jaminapot
Nah clorox bleach is a meme so there are a lot of people who name their profile like that
Clorox Bleach what is the proper dosage for your product
SMALL MOVEMENT SMALL ADJUSTMENTS
*Ecks Dee* yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where's this channel been all my life?
Same Rolf
marisa smith It's okay, the backlog makes it sweeter still.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know
its been here four years before you were born
exactly dude...
2:07 I love that :D
"Where is he ?"
Cyanide: "found him"
Cyanide and happiness
@@joeys4485I love that reference
Little did cyanide know, the awpenheimmer joke he made would be relevant in 2023
Yes
0:00 - the night is young
0:07 - Cyanide's dream team
0:12 - blocking Quebec
0:25 - just go away
0:31 - chicken nuggets love
0:34 - take this
0:44 - lovely back
0:53 - Japanese people
0:58 - pick up the AWP!
1:24 - pistol over the wall
1:42 - peace-out!
1:49 - I believe i can fly
1:59 - new boxes
2:09 - found him
2:13 - if we cannot talk we shall hum...
2:33 - balerina
2:43 - i will be your table
3:12 - nice flash
3:22 - Cyanide as James Bond
3:38 - try bounce a grenade off the wall
3:53 - dude
3:58 - The Awppenheimer
4:03 - THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FUN!
4:10 - eat Pringles, breath or laugh
4:22 - killing bungalow
4:29 - level 3 Mage
4:39 - Quebec's Nova
4:48 - two retards collide
4:54 - gimme your gun you don't have health
5:05 - lost autosniper
5:21 - Womble's off his nut
5:40 - plant pot kill
5:46 - aimbot
5:56 - Edberg as James Bond
6:12 - the purpose of stickers
6:19 - Cyanide gets admin privileges
6:48 - THE GUNS' GOT NO AMMO!
7:10 - Cyanide knows
7:23 - what is a bomb?
7:36 - four AWPs
7:43 - Womble's first AWP
8:02 - Euroslut simulator
8:16 - ask Cyanide's forehead
8:28 - you're not getting an ace
8:45 - sensitively 100
9:03 - The Reich ZF
9:09 - show me sensei
9:33 - suicide mission
9:52 - interrupting something
9:57 - spray control
10:21 - double headshot
10:30 - they're at the train
10:34 - inner-Hitler
10:49 - Ring a Ring o' Roses
11:00 - many footsteps on banana
11:15 - another awp pun
11:31 - recognise me im famus
11:50 - knifing Moogle
ok?
roh86 Thank you. Because of you i found the autosniper Thing.
12:09 Cyanide Failing
actually I do it for me to find the parts of videos that I want to see again :3
commenting for bookmark
Wait, is Quebec's voice actually real, it is godlike
Ml o
When does Quebec appear (all appearances) in this video?
cyanova 3:14
cyanova Don't blame me blame yourself
Walht hahaha what
Crazy to think that they turned the "Awpenheimer" into an entire movie!
"SMALL MOVEMENTS! SMALL ADJUSTMENTS!" kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣
I FUCKING CRIED AT "HE'S A LEVEL 3 MAGE"
+elec tric Enlighten me? This is the only part I don't understand
+dfallen4ngel The announcer thing said "Throwing fire" so Quebec said "He's a level 3 mage", like in magic games, usually MMORPGs.
Racist Zebra I know, I mean is there any spesific reference for that or that's it?
He's just making fun of the serious announcer "Throwing fire", by making out hes a "Level 3 mage". Mages usually are magical and throw fire and shit, he's almost mocking the announcer.
Racist Zebra Isee. thanks for clearing up.
6:01 I love secret agent Edberg
Its videogamedunkeys voice right?
8:45 - 9:03
Probably the best 18 seconds of my life.
@Goddess of Chaos lmao
Coming back and watching this whole series again is so great
The humor, the banter, Cyanide being chaotic, the driving each other crazy, and the editing
I could watch these csgo bullshitteries forever and I'd never get tired
I legit lost my sht when I heard "he's a level 3 Mage" 😂
You kinda look like my barber
Wish I understood it
I don't understand it either
Al3rT GG me neither
Erfan Manouchehri the game announcer said:" he's throwing fire."
What's amazing is, at 2:19 Cyanide started humming an F3, while the next hum is one octave lower, F2 the third guy was looking for that F2, he started off-note at the E2 and slid up to that matching harmony of an F2. Cyanide faltered and took breaths. Then they became perfect harmony. It was beautiful octaves of beautiful distraction. That inspired him to kill the enemy in time with the harmony. I'm surprised Womble didn't notice and take his time enjoying the beauty that they produced in those moments.
Relflow they should play the chromatic scale
What the fuck
@@commenter24 right?
Okaaaaay.... Im not gonna read that
Relflow english pls
4:28 he's a level 3 mage... Cracked me up
2:01
Chicken:"dont mind me just walkin buy"
SMALL MOVEMENTS SMALL ADJUSTMENTS
Lost it there. :D
That got me good hahaha
Denis Dubrovic I was just at that bit of the vid
666 likes mate
It fuckin kills me everytime
"Oh my God, my gun has no ammo!"
That was freakin' hilarious.
This comment may be from years ago, but I literally had this happen to me on a pistol round last night, except we won the round.
SubmersibleFox i know your pain
0liv3r Worst feeling in the world right? XD
7:46 So is no one going to comment on the "Hentai AWP"
7:10 Immigration Control
@@blastixe
Possiamo qui osservare un esemplare di Italicus Tecnologicus in un ambiente assai ostile alla sua sopravvivenza.
Diversi studi scientifici affermano infatti che esistono pochi e rari esemplari di Italicus Tecnologicus e, che nella maggior parte dei casi, tengono a non allontanarsi dalla cara e vecchia CZcams Italia.
Posto assai angusto e sconosciuto che offre loro un pasto caldo e tanti cromosomi forniti dai video dei Me Contro Te, Lion e tutti i canali di coppiette che si comportano come se la loro audience sia formata esclusivamente da bambini di età che va dai 2 mesi ai 5 anni...
(Ho tanto tempo da perdere 🙃)
Virus wtf
ok, I notice it, LOL
Hentai AWP best AWP
Been 7 years and I can't count how much i have rewatched this vid, it's always hilarious
"I don't know whether to eat Pringles, breathe or laugh" - ZF Cyanide, 2014
I can imagine Womble talking in his head:,,Hopefully all three of that so you'll stop laughing :P"
All at once
eat pringles cyanide THE PRINGLES
Nobody's gonna comment on that perfect timing on the "ring around the Rosie" thing cyanide did?
What about when soviet didn't notice he had no ammo? Cracked up when cyanide said "I AM F***ING DONE" 😂
That was on fucking point
Uplift of
I believe it was planned, or just a coincidence that one of their teammates shot them at that exact moment
“Little bit of blocking going on there Quebec”
“That’s OK”
“No, you were blocking me-“
“I FoRgIvE YoU”
"Fuck off."
Stolen comment. Original was a year ago this one is two months ago. Become more original
Paramagician it’s literally quoting something from the video. If you want to criticise this guy for “copying” someone, then why don’t you criticise the original guy for copying someone who quoting something ?
idk why I laughed so much at this 11:06
When he changed his sensitivity omfg I'm laughing so hard
Hazel Amajiki o
_SMALL MOVEMENTS!_
*SMALL ADJUSTMENTS!*
XD
Hazel Amajiki I fuckin died
do you mean sensitively?
TheJespepuuma ???¿
8:56 "SMALL MOVEMENTS, SMALL AJUSTMENTS" This killed me :p
Same
SAME
It didn't kill anything though. :P
same 😂
I lost my shit
3:57 Cyanide was ahead of his time
1:55 Can we all just appreciate the fact that Soviet timed the music with the other guy hitting the ground
"They're at the train!"
"The whole map is called train!"
😂
Not going to lie but they are giving off mega Kaif energy.
"Throwing fire"... he's a level 3 mage
Its OptiPlex what does level 3 mage got to do with "throwing fire" ? ._. explanation please?
Mages typically have some control over the elements, and can make fire out of nothing. Therefore "throwing fire" is like a mage.
Nicolai Madsen ohhhhh.. well sankyu for explaining xD
Salman Salmon D&D joke
TenTheFox D&D? I thought its LoL or some RPG jokes?
6:01 “The name’s Berg.........Edberg”
4:01 well here to just say Awppenheimer is out now
"Throwing fire"
Quebec - "He's a level three mage"
Actually the funniest thing ever
6:40 - "Murder" spell was casted against Soviet. Admin is know as a black player. Recasted back from the graveyard
6:44 - Soviet was affected by a casted spell called "Mind Rot", at the same time, Zeis is on fire, reducing his Power/Toughness from 4/4 to 1/1 with Arc Lightning.
6:45 - Cyanide was enchanted by "Knight's Pledge", giving him a +2/+2.
Yes, Server admin is tri-color magic player. MTG confirmed.
No matter how many times I watch it, “ *He’s a level 3 mage* “ that joke will always make me laugh and smile.
I love how perfectly timed that kill was when cyanide was singing that song.
But didnt he mess up the lyrics?
It's ok
I forgive you
"Everyone's on fire"
Well yeah, that's why it's called the warm-up!
HAHAHAHAHAJAJAHHHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOOO YOU DESERVE MORE LIKES
No he doesn’t
@@Whitehawk- Yes he does.
7:00
Best Laughing Earrape I've ever heard
I think Cyanide just foreshadowed something. Remember when he say "The Awppenheimer" ? It's referring to the movie The Oppenheimer 🗿
It's been such a long time since I was reduced to tears from laughter at the 100% sensitivity thanks dude
Ya know what I love about csgo? I can watch footage from 7 years ago and it still looks the exact same!
Only years later I realize that right after Cyanide throws the molotov on the ground and blocks the others from following into long, he IMMEDIATELY dies to a CT
2:01 the whole scenario killed me when that chicken ran by
Josiah Marley i know that you wrote this one year ago but look at his gloves, he s a ct with a bomb
"I got shot by a plant pot?"
No, you obviously got shot by a potted dog.
I like coming back to these videos, because they feel like home for some reason. It's so nice to just chill with some of my favorite videos from a cool CZcamsr
I swear to god, these videos have unlimited replay value.
Dude pls do more uploads
+Ridingx Villain he has a fulltime job, he can edit a full video in around a month (with weekends only)
he has a patreon for people to donate to him.
+Ridingx Villain Hes said in many videos he has a full time job that only allows him to play on the weekends due to a long commute every day.
+James Davies Sadly this is true. Would love to make more of these. It's so much fun.
But a man's gotta eat :)
+SovietWomble yeah, a man has to eat, not sure about you though
I'm JOKING
I love when quebec said “this isnt a killing house, this is a killng bungalow”
I lost it at he’s a level three mage
7:56 and the awp has such a beautiful name as well
Watching this video again for the 30th time I realise that every clip has SovietWomble getting the "most eliminations" award which means he's a really good player and definitely not lying.
The no ammo got me so bad
+Josh Brannan That was the best bit for me too lol
2:02 dat random chicken run, going " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "
"Gun's got no ammo!" Has got to be wombles greatest clip ever. It's short and to the point, yet long enough for the viewer to imagine the implications of it, and it is topped by the loudest I've ever heard the guys laugh which just makes it even more contagious. Absolute gold.
Soviet womble videos in a nut shell:
Womble: annoyed with everyone
Cyanide: eating and making stupid but funny puns
Edberg: rage
11:05 THAT KILLED ME! HAHAHAHA
that's it i'm subbing
I was killed many times.
+Andrew Timothy I had to go pee XD
+Andrew Timothy The "AWPpenheimer" got me. So stupid it's hilarious.
+Andrew Timothy SAME HERE DUDE I'M DYING RIGHT NOW XDDDDDDDDD
+Andrew Timothy the whole vid killed me
8:10 Cydicate replay to the DLC made me feel like i had a heart attack hahaha 😂
My favourite moment was when Cyanide showed up the Level 3 mage by revealing that he was a level 20 mage all along, before messing with Soviet's screen.
8:50 One bad idea later. Do you mean the hardest I've ever laughed in my life?
Cyanides reaction at 6:56 got me so good!
6:19
Cyanide awakens his stand.
STAND NAME: 「ADMIN PRIVILEGES」
STAND USER: 「CYANIDE」
Holy shit jojo fans are annoying
@@jqa16 he didnt even mention you bruv
@@jqa16 imagine shitting on someone for connecting something they enjoy with another thing they enjoy
and you’re also necroposting. just leave the “annoying idiots” to themselves.
how the fuck did Cy knew of the Oppenheimer meme…
Looking back, it's funny how everyone in CS:GO does not like to carry the bomb and pass it to each other meanwhile back in CS 1.6 people are even killing each other just to get the bomb
This is the Vanoss with good content.
Just like Vanoss but with Twitch & CSGO
I know right
And without the 10 year olds
Very true
Vanoss isn't bad
4:07 THERES NO SUCH THING AS FUN (literally killed me)
So you're a ghost?
“It’s not a killing house.”
“It’s a killing bungalow.”
Overlooking a killing beach.
With some choice killing waves.
I guess they were just killing time.
Awponheimer, cyanide knew all along
+SovietWomble , your channel is great, your videos are always 10/10 (for me atleast.), and you always make people laugh. You're fucking funny with Cyanide and you make great videos. Why the heck don't you upload that video where you was drunk with Cyanide?! ._.
+Harm Poland Thanks. And, working on it now. It's forming the final sequence to CSGO Bullshittery part 3. Which is about 40% finished.
Oh god, I am saving some food for the moment! SovietWomble . Is that DayZ server still alive or..?
Every gaming group seems to be having that one real-life comic-relief dude.
Sovietwomble's got Cyanide
Doom49's got Pr0magic
JSXanatos' got Crackbone
+Tarik360 STAR_ has Jerma
+Vertikill Oh yes.
jesse cox has crendor
criken has Skippy/downs chicken
+Tarik360 Republicans have donald duc...dru... trump!
Go through turn around, go through turn around! - Cyanide
And he wonders why Womble never listens to him
9:14 is legendary
*giggling*
shhh...shut up...
*spots enemy* click!click!
oh my god it has no ammo!
hahaha....fckn hilarious
Alfred Agustin OH GOD! THE GUNS' GOT NO AMMO!
Alfred Agustin I AM F*CKING DONE!! 😂😂😂😂😂
On you're right. Go through connector, TURN AROUND! On the right. No, go through! TURN AROUND!! - Cyanide = BEST GPS EVER!
totally would not take an hour to get to my location even though its just in front of me.
i come back years later to eat and watch the same videos of his for years
Love that the kill feed shows that straight after cyanide says "peace out" he gets killed XD
That sound of pure fear at 7:00 was priceless, I was in tears laughing so hard xD
I lost it at 11:03
3:13 it says "SovietWomble's Flashbang"
2:27 "They really need to stop humming, Soviet can't see his targets."
I am not a smart man...
i only just noticed quebec has a crotch moisting voice like hellbent amd the mighty jingles
and* :/
probably just the strong accent
Stale Meme u fuck face, my voice is more crotch moistening
For a channel this freaking funny, you need to put more content! Good luck in the future Womble!
+Zapto01 if he rushed a bunch of videos they wouldn't be funny
+room incoming 9gagger on android
*insert Thank You Gif here*
+Zapto01 He has to play a lot on stream to get enough footage, it's perfect as it is, you can't rush perfection
+Jorge Daniel nah it is just that streaming isnt his job, so he doesn't stream a lot. You cind jokes like that during all the stream :D i dont think he need more than 5h of game to do that
5:57 is some of the funniest gameplay with commentary that I’ve seen in a while
1:36 So this is when the ritual of throwing others’ guns away starts, huh?
i cracked up at "he is a level 3 mage" xd