Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3/5
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2019
- Highlights from the May 2019 games of Arma 3: Antistasi with ZF. A game mode in which you play as a resistance faction, trying to take back Altis from an occupying force.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Nevil's one - / holynevil12
Links:
0:49 - Gorty's artwork by - / bewbewdingo - Hry
We can finally comprehend 75% of what Nevil says.
I must be slacking, still around 60%
Michael mines 82%
What if I tell you I've always understand like 80% of what nevil says xD
@@potatoslayer9526 God among men
@@mannfred1440 Nah, he's just fluent in idiot, like Cyanide.
"Are you cheating on me?"
I see somebody told her about Sophia Miacova
Had to google that.... person. And these jokes work if they are atleast somehwat believable.
Lazarus LongNL it’s a joke from a ZF arma vid
Lazarus LongNL
Its an i side joke from the other arma vids
Basically, in game they have to rescue a hostage. Cyanide names the hostage Sophia Miacova and talks of sexing her but the hostage is a male avatar with a male imitating a female voice. Cyanide kills "sophia" twice in the bullshittery whils everyone mocks him
Lazarus LongNL understand the meme before you judge the meme... Psalm 10:13
@@lazaruslongnl9046 big clown
"Do you see those people on the hill, Corporal?"
"Aye, sir."
"I don't want to."
"Aye, sir."
How can anyone be this bloody clever???
TrellDragon Anasa maybe it’s not their cleverness that makes them genius but their terribleness that shines in the turdnip night. Lol I’ll jump off now.
Where/ when was this said?
@@alexaa1 I know in The Weaver Option, which is a WH40K story, there this set of lines:
“Gunners, do you see the ugly crimson hover-vehicles at eight hours coming in our direction?”
“Yes, Colonel!”
“I don’t want to.”
timestamp please
“Let’s go poke the Yanks” it’s probably the single most self-destructive line I’ve ever heard
Imperial Japan in 1945: "Mistakes were made..."
@@richardtaylor1652 Here comes the sun
@@Rurik_Luci"we sank 8 boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE!"
@@Jadefox32 badger for the win!
@@Rurik_Luci Bringing you love and shining on everyone
"We stole some shitty beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?"
Accurate US military tactics.
I mean irl they'll call in mortar strikes on some random ass dude with a sniper rifle.
In france they used drones to stop manifrstants ...... they got destroyed by pigeons the same day
@@hellsentthe3rd318 I'd say a more accurate version is: the drones did their job, then shredded some pigeons, thus malfunctioning and plummeting to their destruction.
@@11Survivor well still couldn't stop the manifestants for longer than an afternoon
@@hellsentthe3rd318 Eh.
Drones suck anyways.
“No you can’t quote the art of war to explain your over indulgence in snacks!” That one got me
"BUT ITS SZUN TZU SOVIET"
Senx Jizuz
Same!! Hahaha
I decided to go into the comments right when he was saying that and I read this in perfect time with when he said it
“So we’re learning that the Americans have no chill”
Bro, the Japanese bombed some ships and we dropped the sun twice
I know what you're talking about and I love it.
The bombs were dropped in an attempt to end the war without having to basically kill half or more of the Japanese population at the time. Instead of the millions of deaths that were estimated in an invasion of Japan, 200,000 is a much gentler number.
Sgt Invictus Idk why CZcams ate my comment but basically all of that is American propaganda, Japan was already surrendering. Japan also attacked a _military base_ while we _nuked two civilian cities_ which is legally a war crime...
ea sports, its in the game wow, stunning display of American arrogance.
@@davidhoran7116 wow, stunning display of me not giving a fuck. As I said, the winner write the war crime, it's like how winners write history, Japan did war crimes, we didn't
"The Americans have absolutely no chill."
Womble, our defense budget is enormous for a reason.
"Defense" budget, yep
Yep, we gotta defend those oil refineries somehow.
Engitainment it.. is though :/
Engitainment Someone is salty
Hitman3000hawk how is that salty? he’s being sarcastic
You’re early Soviet, this video wasn’t due for another 2 months.
It was 2 months
you spelled 5 years wrong.
Part 2 is when i was 13, now i'm 18
@@AchmadAs-sidiq Next time video is out, you will be able to drink.
Holy shit, this time i could understand Nevil. Looks like he got himself a better mic
And that’s it folks, see y’all again in 3-5 months
Lol right
Queue loony tunes tune
See y'all in therapy.
Bro do you understand how long these subtitles would take to make? You gotta give him time
Excalibur Rebel r/whoooooosh
"I will be whatever you want me to be"
"I wanna be single"
Oof
Someone call the cops cuz we just witnessed a murder
@Ganesh BS well still considered pretty
@@bhismarazani6750 asking for a friend I presume?
@@watyhu99 The fuck, THAT counts as super hot? she isn't even top 20% of that age group looks-wise
@Ganesh BS you talk a whole lotta bullshit
"No, no, America, you're not supposed to go all out right at the beginning! You're supposed to start off small and work your power level up over time!"
"This is me starting off."
"...Oh. Hey guys I think we're boned!"
Dusty Wolfe I love the reference
@Ryan Repka what’s the referance?
I don’t care, but it’s dragonball Z abridged but the broly movie
Lovely reference mate.
I see you are a man of culture as well
When Cy’s girlfriend said, “I wanna be single,” that even hurt me. Oof
It hurt me as well.
Me also, I felt it through my screen
I felt it through space and time.
Thats what my crush said to me when she was talking to me when i tryed to ask her out
*has flashbacks to Ross from gamegrumps* yeah that stuff never ends well :T
"We've just learned that Americans have no chill"
Japan: *First Time?*
I'm laughing way too hard at this XD
The greatest comment I've ever seen
You're goddamn right we don't. Education? Nahhh...put all the cash into butchering people who have no chance in hell of fighting back, then wonder why we've got a national debt the size of the fucking moon.
@@markkiefer3243 damn right brother Holla at your Texan over here
@@markkiefer3243 if it makes you feel any better the Japanese did the exact same thing to the Chinese and POWs
Womble: "Let us poke the yanks!"
U.S: *So you have chosen...death.*
“We stole a beat up truck and they send out a four million dollar drone?”
“The Americans have absolutely no chill”
This describes the American reaction to most conflicts fairly accurately yes
I mean, if you want to be considered a superpower, you have to act like one... I guess
When you're America, you need to do an "Appropriate" / "Proportional" response.
"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?" As a member of the US military I can confirm this is how we flex
HunterK25 When you use a 2 Billion dollar plane with a 400,000 dollar bomb to bomb a 25 dollar tent
OVERKIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Cuz 'Merica.
@@Crankiebox99 yeah
Yee, we do shit like this lol
Nevil had a shitload of character development in this episode, holy shit.
I personally enjoy every time he appears, and I'm amazed by Soviet's decoding abilities !
this plot wack, the director injected too much morphine in his ass
And Cyanide's hot girlfriend didn't?
@@isakthabro8233 *Crazy
@@MakiKata59 he has learned from master cyanide
"Hang on hes with the daily mail"
*Gunfire*
"You can't quote The Art of War to explain your overindulgence on snacks!"
The utter joy in the statement;
"It's me mate, BENJI"
Makes me happy
Benji should know he’s got a good mate.
He's such a lad
5:36
Pure joy. 😄
Something I tend to quote with equal enthusiasm
Soviet: “lets go poke the yanks”
5 minutes later....
“Why do I hear ride of the valkyries?”
"Let's go poke the yanks"
5 minutes later
"AMERICANS HAVE NO CHILL"
I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
Lacking Chill since 1776 bruh
I think he never read something involving the native-American VS the U.S government
@Southern Fun first accidental genocide in history
When you poke the Yanks, the Yanks poke back.
And by “poke” I mean “stab.”
With a bayonet.
And then they shoot you with the gun attached to the bayonet.
More like, when you poke the Yanks, they drone strike you back to the Stone Age.
Repeatedly
the gun also happens to be a .50 BMG Anti-Material Rifle
@@demonikr1 Which also happens to be (for unknown reasons) mounted atop an M1A2 Abrams MBT with a 120mm Rheinmetal smooth-bore cannon, which it then proceeds to shoot at the then bayoneted and shot target.
The US Military gets thirty billion dollars every year, and by God, they WILL spend every cent of it!!
“Hes with the daily mail”
*murders*
The Appropriate response
Cyanide "I'll be whatever you want me to be."
Gorty "I wanna be single."
There is no amount of water that could possibly heal that burn.
then use milk LoL
I mean if she’s offering...
I mean if she’s offering...
@@eliasraine8726 I see what you did just there.
*"I want you to be single for me"* FTFG
Is it me, or has Neville's English improved ever so slightly?
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN!
Practice is key to improvement... that very sentence must have been said innumerable times... especially within that clan.
A little improvement
you're becoming fluent in idiot
@Levi Nitsah holy shit, it explained why Nevil can only say fuck you back then
I'm not even sure if it's nevil now
"He's with the Daily Mail" is still one of my favorite jokes lmao
So perfect!
"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they sent a $4 million drone?!" Predator drones are sold in "packages" of four for $64 million. So that is $16 million a piece.
Either Nevil's English has improved or we've all become fluent in Idiot
why not both?
@@Oliver_JW why not indeed
Well the... the subtitles help...
@@Oliver_JW damn you beat me I was gonna say both too
Probably the second option
Plot Twist: Cyanide’s Hot Girlfriend is leading the Americans.
It world make sense on what happened in 6:10-7:04
'Merica
Stephen Reed oh no
Stephen Reed Well she *IS* as unstable as their president!
Leiden The Yuricon is it sad that I agree with that
6:26
While they are planning, meanwhile in the Bradley IFV with a 25mm bushmaster auto cannon
Spotter: Hey you see those fuckers on the hill?
Gunner: Yeah
Spotter: Delete them.
Probably foaming at the mouth waiting for clearance to smoke those fuckers
Imagine just parachuting into a foreign country and then just getting mugged by the rebels
Fallschirmjäger, getting mugged by civilian farmers in Créte: *Coughing*
When Maja said "I wanna be single" I just felt the pain of Cyainde and dropped my spaghetti [*]
Never forgetti
If you look at it at another angle you can see it as an opportunity
But she's so hot
The floor touched you spaghetteeee!!!
Hehe, Soviet's getting in there
"Lets go poke the yanks"
*Queue fortunate son*
*unfortunate son in this case
Guarantee you one of the pilots was probably playing that lmao
The exasperation in Nevil's voice when he said, "Eeeeverything," I felt that in my soul.
As an American, I must profess my disappointment that no nukes were launched to take out that stolen truck.
They should've launched an immediate "counter-attack" to the surrounding area, taking complete control of the island, and send 500 marines after them.
Smh we didn’t even deploy 300,000 ground troops and 100,000 tanks within 15 minutes. I’m embarrassed as an American.
To be honest Nukes haven't been used since WWII.
if this game would be realistic the americans would have launched preventive retaliatory strike immediately
I’m disappointed we didn’t release a statement about how it was “a tragedy too be remembered in American history for the sacrifices of our soldiers” and then methodically slaughtering everyone on the island.
Nevil actually speaks English better than ever. Cyanide and Womble didn't try to murder each other this episode, and act more "friendly" than usual.
What kind of pararrel universe did we transform to?
If your mates chick is acting out you support your bro. I thought that was common knowledge.
Cyanide still got fat shamed so give it awhile and they’ll be murdering each other just like old times
Its russia dude
What sort of loopy land have we entered?
The West Midlands
6:20 As an American I can definitively say:
*"ITS NOT ABOUT THE TRUCK, ITS ABOUT TEACHING YOU FUCKS SOME RESPECC"*
Lol I agree
Respect! Mf you don’t respect your own peoples opinions by views alone 😂 (this is a joke btw don’t take it personally)
This is the most accurate representation of America I've ever seen
it's 2019 and Soviet just learned that Americans have no chill
I mean comon they shot up their own school, shopping center, movie theaters, bars and god knows what else, it should be a very established fact that they got no chill
@@tonyliu6749 We also shoot back at them, but you'll never see that covered in media.
@@billmelater6470 because it goes against their narrative.
@@billmelater6470 an infinitesimally small amount that in no way mitigates the wider, systemic issue of gun violence, you mean
@@GamerBurgerz My guns have yet to decide they want to kill someone, its mental health that's the problem, its a shit system if you dont have people to really fall back on
You are fighting American occupation and some how cyanide s girlfriend is the most dangerous thing in this video
That's what the ZF clan is all about
Vietnam and afghanistan kinda established they are rather harmless
...
...
...
...
If you are an under developed civilisation living in tunnels.
Copy that
Jartran72 *laughs in 15:1 kill ratio*
is she an American girlfriend? cause maybe thats why
6:05 that was what I expected when it comes the the “appropriate” response
6:45 As CGP Grey once said:
'When push comes to shove, America can shove.'
“I’ll be whatever you want me to me.”
“I wanna be single!”
Damn Gorty, stop! He’s already dead!
You fucking killed him dude
“Okay there’s been multiple reports of a resistance group how should we deal with this?”
US military: “yes”
US Military: czcams.com/video/U1mlCPMYtPk/video.html
Laughs in A10 warthog
How to tell if you're fighting the Americans:
If after a few minutes of shooting at them and not getting shot at back, your position is suddenly completely fucking flattened by artillery, air support, or most likely both, you can easily tell you're fighting the Americans.
Horatio Fakkeldij *speaks in UH-60 Black Hawks and Attack Helos*
RedShocktrooper send in the AC-130
Just hearing Womble casually talk with people and asking how they're doing really warms my heart
Soviet: pokes Americans American attack helis: Fortunate Son plays
"We stole a shitty beat up truck and they send out a 4 million dollar drone!?"
That's America.
You should really read the story about the tree cutting in the no man zone better the koreas
It's about sending a message.
HaTeRz A joke?? On a Sovietwomble video? Idk man sounds fake /s
thats american oil in the truck, all the oil belongs to america
@Jason Whittenburg indeed
So, Nevil will speak clear english by the time Soviet finishes the series yes?
NeVILLE 27 and cyanide will have a full American accent
The most hilarious English course in the history of English courses, maybe ever
No, his english is still the same, it's US who adapted to his "english" !
NeVILLE 27 it’s holy n evil not nevil
@@UrMe666 holy n evil
6:07 You missed a golden opportunity to play “Murica’ fuck yea”
2:13 “I have failed you, Cyanide. I have failed you.”
Everyone gangsta until the Americans show up with air support.
fun fact! the US does not send troops anywhere with out air superiority
@Devon Crusader And you like it
"Anyone who has to fight, even with the most modern weapons, against an enemy in complete command of the air, fights like a savage against modern European troops, under the same handicaps and with the same chances of success." Erwin Rommel
@Devon Crusader Someone's upset.
@Devon Crusader lol was it your first day on /pol/? Think you're le redpilled xdxdxd because you used some parentheses?
*soviet revives Nevil*
Nevil, an “intellectual:” AIJASLAHV-!
*soviet puts Nevil out of his pain*
Perfect onomatopoeia
@@socially_mute7086 yeah pretty much. Although I thought he was saying "Allahu Akbar" in Nevil language.
P.S. The "Nevil noises" meme would work too :)))
"Hai1 Hit1er" lol
I think that's the reason why he shot him. xD
@@Mrgrim888 lol that's all I hear now
And my like has gotten us to 666 likes. this comment is worthy
“Let’s go poke the Yanks” Japan tried that. All I can say is: “Here comes the sun! Do do do do!”
🤣🤣🤣 Beautiful comment. 🤣🤣🤣
Moogle: “I just shot a policemen”
Womble: “That’s illegal
Edberg: “well we are an illegal insurgency”
Womble: “THAT’S EVEN MORE ILLEGAL?”
Is Womble even an insurgent or an insurgency for politeness?
“I wanna be single” almost shed a tear for cyanide
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
*A L M O S T*
Almost.
Soviet "Lets go poke the yanks"
USMC: "Oh look,"
*loads gun
"Victims"
Well you're not wrong
Kill.
Killllllll
Jerry I have told you countless times they are "terrorrists".
We are the country known for full scale offensive measurements over the smallest shit what did Womble think was gonna happen?
Talking about Maja being insane while soviet loads an invisible mag into his rifle
That "It's my mate, Benji!" was kind of cute, ngl
"it's my mate Benji"
For some odd reason a pint or two with Benji sounds like a terrific idea.
Anyone is a drinking mate if you're an alcoholic
@@kamikaze4172 I swear nobody can make a harmless comment without someone getting overly dramatic about it.
@@g.w.k.y6869 How is that dramatic? That too was a joke
@@kamikaze4172 Ah, okay. sorry dude, i didn't catch on at all.
@@g.w.k.y6869 Depends on how you read it. I've been saying that a long while. If you enjoy a drink? You can enjoy it with anyone
"They sent a 4 million dollar drone for this old truck?"
Womble america doesnt negotiate with terrorists, you know this
Remember the bagers.
No, they just send them weapons
Honestly it's kind of just out of principle at that point, you stole our truck so we'll steal your life..... And that of everybody that has the bowls to side with you.
Specially not SOVIET terrorists...
It do, but just sometimes
That businessman was actually just an investor checking in on his investments' progress toward glory.
7:49 I lost my shit because of this scene hahahahahahah. It's just so comedy cold. The one who spotted them was so chill, and two guys on a ATV honking at the journalist while someone's laughing in the background
Aight wankers, see you all in 3 months for Part 4
True
True, but we wait & then we laugh 👍🏻😂
@@holoqofholoqqia9503 idk, how about you crazy mother fr
@@king.kthebest6158 I'm doing fucking good thanks for asking.
@@holoqofholoqqia9503 fu#$&@! noice
"We stole a small shitty truck and they sent out a four million dollar drone" 🤣🤣sounds like the Americans
Man theyre not wrong theres a video of an A-10 strafing a pair of insurgents on a vespa.
Too be fair the americans has done weirder stuff
oil can be used to buy many drones
@@Thorn19774 I know there's only one outcome of A-10 versus Vespa but a part of me wants to believe the Vespa got away
I knew trump was overdoing some shit but to actually deploy a FCKING QUADRON HELI ON ZF CLAN IS REALLY WEIRD man only one guy is enough to kill them all they'll murder each other to know who'll execute him
6:45 "The Americans have absolutely no chill"
*Laughs in Operation: Paul Bunyan*
I've been saying "my mate benji" for years but only now I've realised it came from you. Cheers!
I love how Womble went through all the effort of healing Nevil just so he could murder him himself. Thats the level of petty I aspire to be.
If you watched this stream you actually get more of a reason he did it. He drove Edburg, I think, straight into another checkpoint. Soviet found their jeep and bodies while he was covert. They were talking about it right after this point. A little later he shows up driving a car towing like 2 or 3 others behind it for shits and giggles. One of the other ZF guys wanted to waste him with a rocket but Soviet reminded how pissed he would be getting TKed twice that quickly.
@@tigros40208 so his name isn't just a name remember he was "Holy N'evil" but soviet called him nevil and he turned into a broken english machine of insults
@@TheGuardDuck He has a speech impediment.
@@MANTIKORE_ Well, obviously, but can't he have both?
@@tigros40208 also he said heil hitler right after soviet rezzed him
ZF: "Lets go poke the yanks"
America: *laughs in overwhelming firepower and disproportionate response*
Probably poked them before they could get their morning coffee.
@@xxvorlandxx52 you ever had MRE coffee? That wouldn't save them lol
Just like real life😂
American Military: So you have chosen ..... *DEATH*
Honestly, this response is basically the US in real life. We'll do anything to minimize our casualties while maximizing the casualties of our enemies. Except for depopulating entire countries. We could do that if we wanted to, but that'd mean committing war crimes. Mainly genocide.
even after 3 years, I really like how he said "that's my mate Benji" :D he sound so proud :D
6:28
“It’s a small checkpoint. We’ll be alright.”
* *proceeds to get lit up by autocannon* *
"Let's go poke the Yanks"
*pokes the Yanks*
*In the distance, Fortunate Son starts playing*
And the faintest wiff of napalm.
It ain't meeee~
It ain’t me
*nyow nyowwwww, nyow nyowwwww*
Slight buzzing of the valkyries
‘It’s a small checkpoint we’ll be alright’
Apparently misses the Bradley
You called? Or did I miss the Bradley too?
One word "camouflage"
@@diablofrag2177 Its a tank m8.
@@cursedhawkins1305 r/woooosh??
I'd wanna be single living with that woman too. "Are you cheating on me" out of the blue is the biggest red flag.
There is that thing called "making a joke" and that's obviously what Maja was doing. Don't judge other people's relationship on a single clip that obviously a joke.
@@7sins_of_life That's like joking about rape. It's not a good joke.
@@DarkFlamesDarkness You did not just compare these two things, right? That comparison is ridiculous. And even if you didn't like her joke, it was a joke between her and cy. She made a joke, he talked about it and you judge their relationship on a story cy told without any context (like if jokes like this are normal for them or if both of them make jokes like that towards each other). And obviously cy told that story because he thought it was funny.
@@7sins_of_lifeIts not the only time shes done this, she done stuff like stress testing the relationship on stream with him & hes talked several times over the years about other red flags shes shown. Why you came in thinking I only saw this clip I have no idea. Maybe you just wanted to fight.
Or do you do that sort of thing like stress testing your relationships & I made you feel bad about you doing it in the past?
@@DarkFlamesDarkness I just said that you can't judge their relationship on clips, because that's not how they always act towards each other offline. The entire point I tried to explain was that you can't judge their relationship, you just can't. You don't know enough about it. What you see in streams does not necessarily reflect what's happening irl. And they seem to have a good, working relationship from what I can see online. I can't judge anything beyond that, just like you can't.
And why are you suddenly attacking me? You suddenly assume stuff about my past/ present relationships on what grounds? Because I said that you can't judge peoples relationships on clips and jokes/ stories? You don't know about me, my relationships or anything.
"I will be whatever you want me to be"
"I wanna be single"
Is that teasing, bullying or flirting i can't tell
Yes
Por que no los tres?
Its MikeyHere honestly my girl can dog me as hard as she wants but when she says shit like that I get violently insecure
Honestly it really depends on the relationship it can be any of those or all of them at once. So Idiocy Inc. isn't wrong with the simple "Yes" answer.
All of the above.
“We stole a truck and they send a 4 million dollar drone?”
US military in a nutshell
Horseyyy ` triggered much
@@nikdo100 what if hes from Vietnam?
@@metalswifty23 The Yank has been successfully poked
@@nikdo100 Portugal here. No you haven't XD
Horseyyy ` hello, vietnamese with a tree
Not gonna lie, Bavon sounds surprisingly aesthetically pleasing. TLDR: His voice is nice.
And remember to never "poke the yanks" The last time that happened The US lost 3 ships and Japan lost 2 cities
Plus 3,000,000 soldiers
“Dude it's the time of the month.”
“You're on your period?” -Cyanide & Soviet 2k19
Hey it's 2019! You never know!
@@GmodGTX LMAO
who would know that they will be talking about periods xd
Chemy Nightcore does anyone know what’s wrong with Nevile voice
@@gus4632 idek what happened. he seems to be speaking....clearly
Womble:the Americans have no chill
America having the number 1 military
9:13 "The driver's an idiot"
The driver: Ahnuld noises
"Lets fight the americans"
America: *laughs in annihilation*
A wild S has appeared
Trees: *Raugh in Vietnamese*
laughs in vietnamese
America: "So, you have chosen death."
Lars Geerlings not if we burn down all the trees
Soviet: *looks at outpost*
Americans: So you have chosen death
Your pfp made it funnier
You have 52 subs my guy
xX _Supreme_Memes_ Xx fixed
(Sees a vehicle specifically designed to fuck up enemy soldiers)
“This will be easy”
Womble and ZF has chosen to seige an american outpost, making them tonights *_Biggest Losers_*
“The Americans have no chill”
To quote RussianBadger,
“Our army is perfectly equipped to contend with the Americans. We attacked 3 boats, THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE.”
I just realized that Nevil after getting back up he just went and said "hail hitle-"
"Three choppers full of *special forces* just turned up."
That's the scariest thing I can imagine.
It really is
The most scary real thing at least
Insurgency quartet: OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Considering they only sent one to bump off Bin Laden yeah. xD
@@taliawtf6944 Question is which Spec Ops team was sent this time. 1st SFOD-D (Delta Force)? DEVGRU (SEAL Team Six)? Green Berets? Or maybe the occupation is a multi-national task force led by the US with European allies and those guys were SAS or 1st RPIMA or SOG or some shit like that.
@@Phantom-qr1ug Either way it would result in womble screaming like a girl so I am fine with any of them. xD
Anyone notice that nevil is starting to sound more English now?
Dont you Dare tar us with that Brush! XD
If he lives in California, then that's what living with Americans does to you
No, he's just finally sobering up.
well it is an upgrade from grunts and urgs
Nevil confirmed alcoholic?
On today's episode of Arma 3: The Badgers find out why America doesn't have Universal Healthcare.
Anyone else think that the GF was squeezing his face during the “You can tell all the stories about me” portion?
Yes
“But she’s so hot though, it’s worth it” Cyanide 2019
Wasn't that a line in Adventure Time? With Flame Princess?
@@IcePho maybe, but i don't remember any dicks being mentioned
The IcePhoenix if your talking about Cartoon Network pretty sure not the dick joke
Totally wortg ut
He is right though
ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1984.
🤣😂💀☠
I'm American so I pronounce z (zee) but when the ZF Clan is what I'm thinking or saying I pronounce it (zed) this has no correlation to what you said but still, wanted to say it and your comment gave me the place to say it so here have egg
@@blueeyedphantom6315 r/ nobody asked
I’ve watched these videos for years now. And they still make me laugh as much as they did when they first came out
2:25 was in the same position and can confirm,was worth it
"We've just learned that Americans have no chill"
Proceeds to murder Nevil for driving straight into a machine gun after going through the process of healing him.
Well done, Soviet.
Now, let's be fair here, you have to be chill in order to patch a guy up, otherwise you can't murder him for being a moron because he'll already be dead.
He wanted Nevil to KNOW why he died.
I am American my self.and what is this chill?The way I see it you can die to “over kill” or “over kill”
@@WildStarKitsune4574 Yesssss
To be fair, that was a stupid idea
1:59 *I Wanna Be Single* It's happening, that's your moment Soviet.
There's a problem with your logic sir.
a moment to shine!
I don't think he wants to
but its worth it
Yandere confirmed
Ah, the finest Altis liberation fighters, also known as "the Altistics".
6:42. Shouldn't have taxed that tea brah! lol
Womble: Let's go poke the americans.
Americans: *Laughs in overwhelming firepower*
Reminds of that Area 51 meme a while ago.
Area 51 Raiders: They can't stop us all
Area 51 Guard Manning a Mini Gun: (Laughs in 3000 rounds per minute)
@@CommisarHood 3000? What is this, 1945?
"those are rookie numbers you gotta bump em up"
@@colecooper5836 Are you implying that miniguns now can fire MORE? o_0
@@kritikill7779 yes
“Someone in my chat just asked how it feels to have created an insurgency that elicits a bigger response than bin Laden did.”
I lost my god damn mind at that.
‘Let’s go poke the Yanks’
I laughed it because it was so hilariously incorrect. Womble's warranted an armored battalion. Bin Laden managed to get both Iraq and Afghanistan invaded.
Randomly Entertaining I mean, it isn’t entirely wrong. As someone else pointed out, they only sent one SF group to assassinate bin Laden. They sent 3 entire SF groups to deal with the Badgers, even when they were already fighting standard ground infantry
@@canadianchill6606 I mean, the badgers are technically a bunch of immortal lunatics that can conjure vehicles and deadly military equipment out of thin air.
@@dutybound2211 imagine a battalion of them
"We are now learning that the Americans have absolutely NO CHILL"
Did you really expect us to?