Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 1)

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  • čas přidán 23. 01. 2019
  • All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    6:49 - The Babadook (2014)
    3:29 & 5:55 - Art assets by /u/TwistieZ on reddit.
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  • @brown56765
    @brown56765 Před 3 lety +9948

    Soviet: "Don't be racist"
    Also Soviet: "This is Ho Chi Minh, inventor of instant noodles. Konichiwa"

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj Před 3 lety +318

      I really can't get enough of people repeating quotes word for word from the current video!
      It's the pinnacle of comedy and I hope that NEVER changes

    • @rageinfury
      @rageinfury Před 3 lety +653

      @@juggmkj You must be fun at parties.

    • @Starfire-nv3nk
      @Starfire-nv3nk Před 3 lety +106

      @@rageinfury he said it was the pinnical of comody

    • @j-mehlaadeedah5647
      @j-mehlaadeedah5647 Před 3 lety +8

      I was waiting for that XD

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas Před 3 lety +176

      ZF is known for two things:
      War crimes
      And being absolute hypocritical knobs

  • @cloverseer9836
    @cloverseer9836 Před 4 lety +13671

    "please don't be racist"
    ho chi minh, the inventor of the instant noodle. Konnichiwa

    • @elibreeze1312
      @elibreeze1312 Před 4 lety +529

      literally laughed out loud at that.

    • @missscoffeee2175
      @missscoffeee2175 Před 4 lety +9

      😂

    • @icshii8584
      @icshii8584 Před 4 lety +111

      Konichiwa isn't even friggin vietnamese xD

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 Před 4 lety +403

      @@icshii8584 Yes, part of the joke.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 Před 4 lety +301

      @@icshii8584 Ho Chi Minh didn't invent the instant noodle either...

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor Před 3 lety +5320

    I'll never get tired of Quebec screaming. Hearing a man with that smooth and sexy of a voice suddenly have a full-on terror-wee is hilarious.

    • @konradomorelo6819
      @konradomorelo6819 Před 3 lety +87

      Basically James from Pokemon XD

    • @raymondkravitz2001
      @raymondkravitz2001 Před 3 lety +54

      You might say "he gets your motor running."

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Před 2 lety +2

      @@konradomorelo6819 I guess?

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 2 lety +14

      Then you would have loved this one time where, I think I was playing horor game, and my voice went from this dark, Kinda to a light voice, when I got scared and screamed. Wish I recorded that.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor Před 2 lety +5

      @@raymondkravitz2001 that's a quality pun, right there.

  • @IgglePiggleV2
    @IgglePiggleV2 Před 3 lety +1954

    i love how racist bell basically sounded like it was dying towards the end

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 Před 3 lety +77

      It was getting as tired as Womble

    • @Talon3000
      @Talon3000 Před 2 lety +19

      What I want to know is how he was ringing the bell while moving and looking around at the same time. Then again it might've been added in post at some points.

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 Před 2 lety +41

      @@Talon3000 knowing Womble, he tied it to his foot and furiously shook it

    • @bonetower
      @bonetower Před 5 měsíci +1

      Rip poor bell.

  • @jredbaron96
    @jredbaron96 Před 5 lety +2680

    SovietWomble: What's Iceswallowcome?
    "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 Před 5 lety +38

      "Change my state of mind, love so hard to find. *YOur FeelinGS CHANGe, LiKe tHe wEatHEr. WeNt FROm CLeAR tO GReY. on THAT CLouDy day.* "

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump Před 5 lety +9

      "Ice wallakum" doesnt count.

    • @raymartcarreon4196
      @raymartcarreon4196 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mfThump do u know what icewallowcome mens? Beacause it means:I swallow cum (cum means semen)

    • @Zieel
      @Zieel Před 5 lety +5

      You know guys that it was staged, right? Or if it not stated soviet at least rolled with it in order to make a funny bit for a stream/video. He does that sometimes. Most of the youtubers who are aware of what comedy is does that sometimes :)

    • @fwipfwopcondition2842
      @fwipfwopcondition2842 Před 5 lety

      I swallow some

  • @TheMrSark
    @TheMrSark Před 5 lety +4291

    **shudders**

    • @Jamio_
      @Jamio_ Před 5 lety +242

      *sound of distant hueys intensifies*

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 Před 5 lety +60

      Mr Sark I was fucking waiting on my favorite machinma boy to be here!

    • @orange8427
      @orange8427 Před 5 lety +76

      Holy shit Sark, what are you doing here

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 Před 5 lety +62

      SARK THEM FUCKERS GOT US PINNED!!!

    • @BlueLeprechaun15
      @BlueLeprechaun15 Před 5 lety +22

      "Screams of a Vietcong Ambush"

  • @Francklyynnnn
    @Francklyynnnn Před rokem +331

    Soviet: _makes one of the most thorough and well-written video essays on a game on all of CZcams_
    Also Soviet: *icewallowcome*

  • @bloodredscorpionn1100
    @bloodredscorpionn1100 Před 3 lety +714

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and for some fcking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese.

    • @poplil3934
      @poplil3934 Před 2 lety +20

      The trees cantvbe armed, if the lorax is armed

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 Před 2 lety +20

      I must admit, I read this and cackled.
      Doesn't help that it rhymes, in Seuss-ian fashion.

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 Před 5 lety +6239

    SovietWomble: Don’t be racist.
    Also Womble: We are here with Ho Chi Minh, the man who made the instant noodle. Konnichiwa.

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 5 lety +193

      He Greeted The Picture Dude, He Thank The Person Who Made Instant Noodles. Not Racist

    • @ripjjjsphrbggsk6292
      @ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Před 5 lety +68

      IT WAS BEFORE, SO DOESNT COUNT

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 5 lety +5

      @@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Yeah

    • @jgillisphotography
      @jgillisphotography Před 5 lety +40

      @@Nietabs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando this guy made the noodles though D:

    • @theresnocoolusername
      @theresnocoolusername Před 5 lety +107

      Thank you for apreciatting my instant noodles

  • @saltiest_ocean1839
    @saltiest_ocean1839 Před 4 lety +7012

    Womble - "Are you apologizing to Hitler?"
    Also Womble in his two part Rust series - "It's okay, Hitlers a friend!"

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy Před 3 lety +189

    4:14 my dude got so startled he fell off his chair. Glorious.

  • @skypentraico4322
    @skypentraico4322 Před 3 lety +469

    "America never loses a war"
    "What's the city of Saigon called, sorry?"
    I can't, lmao

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Před 2 lety +13

      Freedomville?

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 Před 2 lety +4

      Its called ssigon obviously, and the French lost it not us duh

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 Před 2 lety +1

      @@finlaycarmichael1532 so was my statement

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 Před 2 lety +11

      Sums up America fanboys pretty well don't you think?

    • @BlindErephon
      @BlindErephon Před 2 lety +1

      @towels towels Turns out you don't win wars on points. Who knew?

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  Před 5 lety +20604

    Oh yeah wait, I have a CZcams channel. I knew I'd forgotten something. Whoopsie.

    • @angiermon
      @angiermon Před 5 lety +2001

      dick head.

    • @bumbum242
      @bumbum242 Před 5 lety +600

      Dont forget outlast

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he Před 5 lety +542

      Damn it womble you have one job !

    • @clawoo
      @clawoo Před 5 lety +410

      Damn you, I just pooped like half an hour ago and I thought to myself "know what would be nice? a new SW video to watch on the loo". Alas, but there wasn't, so I just rewatched one of the old ones. Welp, guess I'm pooping again.

    • @Darkspear183
      @Darkspear183 Před 5 lety +147

      We were getting lonely

  • @DartDeathClaw
    @DartDeathClaw Před 5 lety +1838

    That grenade at the APC was teaching them a very important lesson about spacing.

  • @menacingdonutz
    @menacingdonutz Před 3 lety +306

    I still want an uncensored version to this day.

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 Před 2 lety +26

      There's probably an archive for the streams.

    • @savvi3128
      @savvi3128 Před 10 měsíci +1

      It is August 2023. Still waiting.

    • @raunakrajput2579
      @raunakrajput2579 Před 5 měsíci

      please if someone finds it link it

  • @andrewconnacher3606
    @andrewconnacher3606 Před 2 lety +69

    “Well we’re all going to die under friendly fire” Soviet, there’s nothing friendly about that fire.

  • @zombiejuice6486
    @zombiejuice6486 Před 4 lety +10027

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, don’t be racist.”
    That’s like saying: “ welcome to Russia, don’t be cold.”

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 Před 4 lety +257

      " Let's invade Russia ! I hear its BALMY there ! "- Hitler, 1941

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +153

      @@Chino56751 It's all fun and games before the winter hits two weeks early and mud season hits

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv Před 4 lety +47

      @@frenchsoldier8485 the Germans did not enjoy their journey

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Jin-di9zv The actual nazis did

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Jin-di9zv Since uh, they kinda hated communism

  • @warspite908
    @warspite908 Před 5 lety +2681

    "Please don't be racist"
    -SovietWomble
    "The man who invented the instant noodle. konnichiwa."
    -SovietWomble

    • @Theathe-fm2xl
      @Theathe-fm2xl Před 4 lety +14

      Warspite, ITS NOT RACIST

    • @warspite908
      @warspite908 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Theathe-fm2xl ok buddy

    • @meart7838
      @meart7838 Před 4 lety +6

      no vietnam invented instant noodle

    • @kovetimusic925
      @kovetimusic925 Před 4 lety +5

      its not racist that guy invented the instant noodle

    • @warspite908
      @warspite908 Před 4 lety +19

      @@kovetimusic925 konnichiwa is japanese

  • @Storyteller543
    @Storyteller543 Před 3 lety +53

    4:14 that " *thump* " gets me every time.

  • @anaveragesizeruler
    @anaveragesizeruler Před rokem +78

    4:11 i must have replayed this 500 times by now. i forgot how funny it was and choked on my smoothie.

    • @goddamnsplicer
      @goddamnsplicer Před rokem +1

      Was it a mango one? And did it laminate the kitchen in a thin layer? xD

    • @anaveragesizeruler
      @anaveragesizeruler Před rokem

      @@goddamnsplicer nah. it was a mixed fruit one and no, my computer got laminated lol.

  • @thatridgekid5165
    @thatridgekid5165 Před 4 lety +3261

    Quebec: *Bombs half his squad*
    Quebec: Life is good
    Soviet: You just killed half the team
    Quebec: *Repeats himself while bombing the rest of his squad*

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 Před 5 lety +1918

    "I'm Not Gonna Make A Rising Storm Bullshittery"
    *-Soviet ("Lied On Stream") Womble*

    • @dingi2721
      @dingi2721 Před 5 lety +91

      Well it's a Rising Storm 2 Bullshittery so it was not a lie

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dingi2721 He lied saying that he wouldn't make

    • @ShrtStfflp
      @ShrtStfflp Před 4 lety +19

      @@tashkent561 rising storm and rising storm 2 are different games. one is set in pacific front of ww2 and the other is Vietnam. he said he wouldn't make a "rising storm" video, which would be the one set in the pacific front. So by that logic, no, he did not lie.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ShrtStfflp I forgot about that part, thanks

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 Před 4 lety

      Lai Dahn Striem

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack Před 3 lety +65

    Soviet and the rest of the team: This is the toughest battle we've ever set foot upon.
    Nevil: Tuesday

  • @Shwerpy
    @Shwerpy Před 2 lety +43

    I've watched this video like 100 times

  • @ResonantRTS
    @ResonantRTS Před 5 lety +9316

    Vietnam is pretty fancy sometimes

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD Před 5 lety +2129

    0:00 *Smells air*
    “I love the smell of racism in the morning”

    • @Anakin-fj8jz
      @Anakin-fj8jz Před 5 lety +5

      The Derp Chaos Your here to?

    • @beelal6407
      @beelal6407 Před 5 lety +14

      Smells air in the afternoon
      "Love the smell of napalm inn the afternoon"

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety +7

      Smells rainy air in the evening
      “Man i love the smell of mother nature sharing their property with us, long live the communist party”

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 Před 5 lety +1

      Smells like ...
      *Victory*

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito Před 5 lety

      Ho shi minh the inventor of instant noodke konnichiua

  • @giofons1991
    @giofons1991 Před rokem +49

    Soviet: Don't be racist!
    Also soviet: (looks at a picture of a Vietnamese man and greets him in Japanese)

  • @desmondkenway4952
    @desmondkenway4952 Před 2 lety +288

    “America never loses a war”
    Well that aged like milk

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 Před 2 lety +23

      And it had already cuddled

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 Před 2 lety +19

      You know, I never thought that the Vietnam War needed a spin off. Guess I was wrong.

    • @ecw4life267
      @ecw4life267 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Alex_K221 Taliban takeover Electric Boogaloo

    • @Ceece20
      @Ceece20 Před 2 lety +4

      Thanks Brandon!

    • @steeldriver5338
      @steeldriver5338 Před rokem +7

      Technically America did win the war in Afghanistan. The country was under American control within the year of the initial invasion. Like Vietnam, public and political willingness to remain there turned south. Couple a mishandled withdrawal with a shortsightedness on the abilities of the Afghanistanian army (along with a few other factors), and you get what happened in 2021

  • @paradoxxop2187
    @paradoxxop2187 Před 4 lety +2966

    "You're in the wrong war Hitler"
    -Sovietwomble 1961

  • @ifreet9058
    @ifreet9058 Před 5 lety +468

    Womble: "DoNT Be RAciSt"
    Literally less then 2 minutes in
    "KONICHIWAA"

    • @btfo420
      @btfo420 Před 5 lety +13

      I lol’d so hard as a Vietnamese. Well fucking done Soviet.

    • @Dusse200
      @Dusse200 Před 5 lety +2

      Theres literally nothing racist about that, lol.

    • @imyou751
      @imyou751 Před 5 lety

      So..its racist to say "hello" in another lenguage? XD

    • @Masakino001
      @Masakino001 Před 5 lety +8

      im you Pretty sure he means since “konnichiha” is Japanese and not viet

    • @btfo420
      @btfo420 Před 5 lety +1

      BlackTT well shit is, Vietnamese “hello” is not “Konnichiwa”

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe Před 3 lety +223

    4:40
    "I got killed by Theresa May, apparently."
    "Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?"

  • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
    @andreaszafiropoulos4667 Před 3 lety +33

    "knees are not supposed to bend like that"
    I know...
    *Cries from hospital bed*

    • @orue5499
      @orue5499 Před 3 lety +4

      ouch

    • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
      @andreaszafiropoulos4667 Před 3 lety +3

      @@orue5499 recovered since, stairs are still a bitch though

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Před 2 lety

      I got sepsis in my elbow. They had to suction out all of the fluid from it. It was very red and swollen. Still have the scar.

    • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
      @andreaszafiropoulos4667 Před 2 lety

      @@DakotaofRaptors that sounds nasty, hope you recover

  • @JoCat
    @JoCat Před 5 lety +5420

    "Sorry about that Hitler" brings a new definition to "Nazi Apologist"

  • @jgardner7726
    @jgardner7726 Před 4 lety +2724

    Imagine patrolling Saigon and one of your squad mates just scream “gRenAdE!!”

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Před 4 lety +175

      I'd fucking hope my squadmates would notify me of an active grenade dropping on top of us.

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 Před 4 lety +60

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong yeah, even if it was a joke, I’d rather them say something and there be nothing than them say nothing and there be something.

    • @ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet
      @ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet Před 4 lety +26

      "GET DOWN, GET DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

    • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
      @lemoncaketerrorist2921 Před 4 lety +8

      Don’t you mean Ho Chi Amin City

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Před 3 lety +4

      I stutter when flustered, so when trying to warn my team mates about a grenade it normally comes out: "Gre- gre- gre-" and then we all die.

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700

    "you're in the Vietnam war, you're not allowed to be racist"
    That joke went over a lot of heads.

  • @ballsdeep6924
    @ballsdeep6924 Před 3 lety +18

    2:26
    Womble: asks question
    Someone: immediately makes excuse

  • @LunchThyme
    @LunchThyme Před 5 lety +633

    "That's racist!" - Soviet Womble, while speaking Japanese to a picture of Ho Chi Minh.

  • @jackmaclean986
    @jackmaclean986 Před 5 lety +3621

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, try not to be racist”
    That was only going to end one way

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose Před 5 lety +51

      ZF were never known for trying

    • @cutlassken6194
      @cutlassken6194 Před 5 lety +45

      Clue’s in the name: ZF - Zero Fucks

    • @arnelova986
      @arnelova986 Před 5 lety +13

      Jack Maclean what did soviet expect anyways?

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 Před 5 lety +24

      JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

    • @Thai8521
      @Thai8521 Před 5 lety +6

      Wheels 0f Fury when he said I instantly laugh my lungs out of my skinny chest. I Vietnamese and idk why I found that funny xd

  • @AdamantAlex
    @AdamantAlex Před rokem +26

    Does anyone know what the guy said at 6:42? Im extremely intrigued at what elicited that reaction from womble.

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 Před 3 lety +94

    6:42 I am very curious as to what he said to make Soviet go insane

    • @xyfurion
      @xyfurion Před 3 lety +1

      Probably something somewhat racist

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd Před 3 lety +23

      He said *nooo* *naughty* *stop it* *no* * NOOO*
      I actually can’t find which stream this is so good luck trying to find out yourself

    • @michaelburke9137
      @michaelburke9137 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Johndoe-jd Twitch streams get deleted after two weeks, it's gone.

    • @inkwellplays3910
      @inkwellplays3910 Před 2 lety +16

      I seriously want to hear the full uncensored version of this I’d probably die laughing

    • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
      @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 Před 2 lety +1

      Only anybody who watched this stream live shall provide the answers…

  • @Cherry-qh9hi
    @Cherry-qh9hi Před 5 lety +398

    "Hitler's a friend" -SovietWomble, 2015, Random Rust Bullshittery (part2)

  • @Avatarlatte
    @Avatarlatte Před 5 lety +2965

    These guys are like a modern day Monty Python crew and I love it lmao

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Před rokem +10

    I come back to this video every couple of months because it makes me laugh so much. Laughing is far and few between these days to me. Thanks Soviet.

  • @sympatheticcannibal5512
    @sympatheticcannibal5512 Před 3 lety +1

    I love these videos, I don't know how many times I've rewatched these

  • @theSILKROAD210
    @theSILKROAD210 Před 5 lety +1575

    icewallowcome. ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

    • @twiggs4983
      @twiggs4983 Před 5 lety +23

      I can imagine the music playing in my head right now

    • @ShishouDzukiZaManako
      @ShishouDzukiZaManako Před 5 lety

      thats racist to the french or something XD

    • @WolfRebel
      @WolfRebel Před 5 lety +4

      When I saw it pop up in the video I was like “no please no he didn’t-“ and then my face hit my keyboard

    • @BlinkyBlonkmw2
      @BlinkyBlonkmw2 Před 5 lety

      @@twiggs4983 I was lead astray, the day you walked away

    • @theSILKROAD210
      @theSILKROAD210 Před 5 lety +1

      @Zacharie Boivin Thank you.

  • @tylan129
    @tylan129 Před 5 lety +2735

    Soviet's friend: blown into chunks
    Soviet: hahahahaha
    Random enemy:leg bends wrong way
    Soviet:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine Před 5 lety +43

      Well, you can sort of imagine the Far Cry finger or that Vietnam Knee thing happening to you, blown into pieces is a bit over the top, no?

    • @tylan129
      @tylan129 Před 5 lety +11

      @@House_of_Caine not if an explosive goes off right in front of you it's not, but I get where you're coming from

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 Před 5 lety

      @@House_of_Caine explosion

    • @louisbaker4362
      @louisbaker4362 Před 5 lety +36

      If you're blown to a million pieces I'm sure you wouldn't be in a position to be bothered about it. Having your leg bent the wrong way though! XD

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine Před 5 lety +11

      @@louisbaker4362 This^ a perfect way of putting it.

  • @greeninferno1339
    @greeninferno1339 Před 4 měsíci +2

    One of the hardest times I’ve laughed: thanks Wimbledon, I needed it

  • @svrl5840
    @svrl5840 Před 3 lety +24

    "Welcome to the vietnam war, dont be racists" it's like, welcome to germany dont invade france

  • @jackbomb9919
    @jackbomb9919 Před 5 lety +1712

    The punishwr was actually cyanide ... he was trying to teach you about spacing

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 Před 5 lety +108

      Jackbomb99 “don’t let them back in im teaching them a lesson about spacing

    • @storche211
      @storche211 Před 5 lety +18

      I was hoping someone would've said "Spacing" in that moment so bad.

    • @BaconHoodie
      @BaconHoodie Před 5 lety +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 Před 5 lety +3

      Thought of the same thing

    • @fz8691
      @fz8691 Před 3 lety +1

      So we can just start quoting from other vids now?

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb Před 4 lety +7715

    As a Japanese man, I question the legitimacy of Ho Chi Minh creating my insta noodle.
    But we got nuked twice. Course we had to outsource.

  • @edmundr34
    @edmundr34 Před 3 lety +31

    Personally, I think Soviet should do a perfectly timed cut off scream vid.

  • @theloreoverseer7106
    @theloreoverseer7106 Před 3 lety +13

    6:04 that joke aged well.

    • @antiluckwk
      @antiluckwk Před rokem

      Cod cold war, or something else?

  • @binnillust
    @binnillust Před 5 lety +3650

    *It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese*

    • @John190assman
      @John190assman Před 5 lety +13

      I am suprised they didnt do a single Skinner joke.

    • @VosxxTV
      @VosxxTV Před 5 lety +3

      That’s so weird I said that cuz me and my friend at school thought we came up with that saying a few years back that’s trippy

    • @John190assman
      @John190assman Před 5 lety +3

      @@VosxxTV Well quote dated several years back and I am not sure of its origin the quotes dates back as much as 1999. Heres a link for reference: czcams.com/video/lBB9An0ZT3I/video.html
      This is a British sitcom named Spaced btw.

    • @truongtrungnghia2416
      @truongtrungnghia2416 Před 5 lety +3

      Because we have predators technology:))))

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety +6

      “Bố tiên sư bọn Mĩ cứ lấy gạo của bọn tao làm gì”
      -Hoe Chi Minh

  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass Před 5 lety +4749

    Womble: Breaks out the "no racism" bell.
    Also Womble: Makes fun of three Asian countries simultaneously at 1:35

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 5 lety +421

      @@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 OK, calm the fuck down. You do realize that technology like paper and gunpowder comes from China, and that folded steel, which is a big part of why we can build the buildings we can, comes from Japan?

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 Před 5 lety +229

      @@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 oi you better calm down before i call the shogun on you

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 Před 5 lety +73

      @@str_brst8979 dont! he wir be a disgrace to his FamiRy

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 Před 5 lety +36

      @@direhunter7045 who? The shogun?
      EDIT: ror that engrish is awesome

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 Před 5 lety +44

      @@str_brst8979 if you report him to the shogun
      You wir give disgrace to his famiry
      And he wir have to regain his honor
      Note: this is both racist and fun

  • @sammyule
    @sammyule Před 7 měsíci +2

    I've been watching this video for years, I know ever moment, every word, and I still laugh. It's one of the very few pieces of media that I can watch every few months.

  • @DaroGonzalez
    @DaroGonzalez Před rokem +9

    8:25 We can say now you're right

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Před 4 lety +3155

    4:33 follow this at 60fps at 0.25x speed.
    You'll see that Soviet does not miss a beat here.
    Stuff like that shows how his efforts to not take shortcuts while editing pays off!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck Před 4 lety +161

      Quantum ladder.

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur Před 3 lety +146

      That looks frame by frame!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Před 3 lety +371

      @@AllCentaur It is indeed editeed *frame by frame.*
      Which is a big contributor to why he takes so long per upload.
      But, as i said, it pays off.
      Ive been watching Womble's uploads over and over for the last 4 years. Still entertaining and funny and the edits never cease to amaze. :)

    • @simonmailhot-hebert4779
      @simonmailhot-hebert4779 Před 3 lety +61

      @@davecrupel2817 I'd like to argue that his edits are only getting better and better !

    • @branchy2279
      @branchy2279 Před 3 lety +8

      @@davecrupel2817 no. He just tracked the guy I doubt he did it frame by frame

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 Před 4 lety +6106

    0/10 for historical accuracy as I can see the enemy

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 Před 4 lety +157

      Well did you expect to see a tree killing Soviet's team on top of the police station or what?

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 Před 4 lety +37

      @@nickvandemeerendonk780 fair enough

    • @marksman4586
      @marksman4586 Před 3 lety +15

      Nah the whole video has trees in it

    • @aryan201
      @aryan201 Před 3 lety +55

      *rings the Racist bell*

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx Před 3 lety +2

      I mean it is zf

  • @RelentlessRDS
    @RelentlessRDS Před 2 lety +5

    The way Soviet's voice cracks while saying "You fuckers are doing this on purpose" cracks me up

  • @SinginShooter
    @SinginShooter Před 3 lety +9

    It's weird hearing Quebec freak out after being calm in Monstrum.

  • @randomman1000tweeny1
    @randomman1000tweeny1 Před 5 lety +227

    Soviet womble: 05:32 - "you can't say that, that's racist"
    Also Soviet womble: 01:35 - "Ho Chi Minh, the man who invented the instant noodle. Konichiwa"

  • @tomatomathy
    @tomatomathy Před 5 lety +2130

    his ability to edit "PEW" on where bullets are amazes me

    • @PandaWolf525
      @PandaWolf525 Před 5 lety +265

      TomK Gaming it’s all done frame by frame. That’s why it’s so smooth. Wobble does a great job with his editing. Also why it takes a while for videos to come out. Past all the footage he gets. The editing time is ridiculous.

    • @captainoblivious_yt
      @captainoblivious_yt Před 5 lety +43

      @@PandaWolf525 He's using 3D tracking... He's not manually animating them frame-by-frame.

    • @HDMaco13
      @HDMaco13 Před 5 lety +12

      @@captainoblivious_yt Oh ? I've never heard about 3D tracking until now

    • @jamesMK101
      @jamesMK101 Před 5 lety +114

      @@captainoblivious_yt I believe he has said in a video that he edits the bullets frame by frame

    • @NATO246
      @NATO246 Před 5 lety +33

      The way i do them is by key framing each frame until it comes out smooth. It takes me about 3 minutes to edit a single "pew"

  • @totalyruben
    @totalyruben Před 4 měsíci +2

    it scares me that this was 5 years ago i watched it when it released 😂😂

  • @Brett_is_Veng
    @Brett_is_Veng Před 11 měsíci +1

    i love the racism bell and the commentary and the humour and espcially the animation notes that get attached everywhere *pew* etc. Amazing. I love these vids

  • @jasperdong773
    @jasperdong773 Před 4 lety +5592

    “Nixon’s policy of containment”
    Truman actually started the whole containment thing
    im fun at parties

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 Před 5 lety +1353

    Rising Storm 2: Nevil's Homeland

    • @vneezy
      @vneezy Před 5 lety +189

      That's offensive to vietnamese people, they can actually speak at least one language

    • @checkenginelight6681
      @checkenginelight6681 Před 5 lety +127

      Fargh ythou

    • @TheLastPwnr
      @TheLastPwnr Před 5 lety +73

      (*racist bell*)

    • @antitroller101
      @antitroller101 Před 5 lety +76

      "Broken Arrow" - US military code
      "Broken English" - ZF Clan code
      Either way they are in a screw position and need help

    • @bartoszlasota6547
      @bartoszlasota6547 Před 5 lety +26

      His name is not Nevil you bith

  • @ItsReallyDavid
    @ItsReallyDavid Před rokem +45

    I wonder if Soviet ever realized he was classically conditioning his friends to be racist by using the bell and his reaction as a reward

  • @Steel_
    @Steel_ Před 3 lety +3

    I keep coming back to this video because of the absolutely beautiful animation(?) Of Quebec freaking out at various things.

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 Před 5 lety +2695

    "Hearts and minds"?
    I learned from Master Cyanide, "They will still have Hearts and Minds, they'll just be splattered all over the wall!"

    • @theandrzej2890
      @theandrzej2890 Před 5 lety +16

      I remember that

    • @afonso7946
      @afonso7946 Před 5 lety +9

      2 bullets to the heart and 1 to the mind

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 Před 5 lety +11

      Everybody gangsta till ZF gets a flamethrower and some explosives

    • @Luca.W78
      @Luca.W78 Před 5 lety +3

      The good old arma 3 times

    • @97antiv
      @97antiv Před 5 lety +2

      and thats why in my clan im banned from being CAS

  • @rosehaley6012
    @rosehaley6012 Před 5 lety +390

    Well, it’s been fun, see you guys in 4 months

    • @asasimpson2261
      @asasimpson2261 Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr

    • @skysoft6996
      @skysoft6996 Před 5 lety +1

      Ill miss you

    • @michaelmcaleese5039
      @michaelmcaleese5039 Před 5 lety +2

      Apparently he's got about ten of these lined up ready to go. Videos I mean, not necessarily all Rising Storm 2.

    • @Unclear4
      @Unclear4 Před 5 lety

      @@michaelmcaleese5039 what's he holding the back for?

    • @tramachi7027
      @tramachi7027 Před 5 lety +7

      maybe spacing them out to gain the maximum amount of views, etc.
      But honestly if Soviet would like release like 10 Videos each 10-20 mins I would binge watch them all in one go xD

  • @cocoanutz4it548
    @cocoanutz4it548 Před rokem +6

    Four years later and I still want to know what was said that was so bad that it had to be censored yet the word c**t wasn’t 😂

  • @Raigoth
    @Raigoth Před 3 lety +9

    That compilation of Quebec sounds cracks me up every time.

  • @sandypratama5485
    @sandypratama5485 Před 5 lety +381

    No incessant use of "Fortunate Son"
    3 outta 10
    -IGN

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 Před 5 lety

      The kinds of people who work there are just flamboyant fuckboys

  • @tomtankengine0
    @tomtankengine0 Před 5 lety +267

    Soviet is like a real military father.
    Returning every few months, for a few fleeting moments. As his family brace for the day he fails to return at all.

  • @AJDaniels5298
    @AJDaniels5298 Před 2 lety +6

    1:20 With which I can WERF FLAMMEN. This shit still keeps me up at night wheezing.

  • @discolizard712
    @discolizard712 Před 2 lety +1

    oh my god, the animated story tellings, i've never wheezed so much :'D love it

  • @priyathamu5560
    @priyathamu5560 Před 5 lety +732

    That bell would be broken if Cyanide was here

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven Před 5 lety +73

      Maybe he was here but you couln't hear him over the sound of the bell (and the flamethrower).

    • @CrusnikVideo
      @CrusnikVideo Před 5 lety +70

      He's a minority, he can't be racist.

    • @hervisdaubeny2644
      @hervisdaubeny2644 Před 5 lety +1

      where is he tho

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt Před 5 lety +1

      The only reason he isn’t is because the bells made out of his bones

    • @matheusdiefenthaeler5342
      @matheusdiefenthaeler5342 Před 5 lety +1

      @@jimmypratt bones are not supposed to make that sound...

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean Před 5 lety +322

    Still washing those stains of Digby out of my clothes...
    The clothes, at least, I can get new ones...
    But the PTSD will never go away.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 5 lety +43

      Digby will always be with us in spirit. And in our hair until we can wash him out.

    • @DigbyTathamWarterZF
      @DigbyTathamWarterZF Před 5 lety +24

      REMEMBER ME!

    • @spikeydapikey1483
      @spikeydapikey1483 Před 5 lety +2

      Poor chap went to pieces.

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom Před 5 lety +3

      You must be completely beside yourself. Just like most of Digby is by now.

    • @rierku
      @rierku Před 5 lety +2

      I get the feeling Digby didn't quite get the memo about how this whole "covering your squad" business is done properly...
      Well, now he covers everything...

  • @thunderce1004
    @thunderce1004 Před rokem

    I dunno why but the animations for all the weird screams and shouts make it all so much better

  • @diogenescasares4294
    @diogenescasares4294 Před 2 lety

    Currently watching this three scoops into preworkout that I put in dry god bless your comedy keeping me alive

  • @PapaBoohisski
    @PapaBoohisski Před 5 lety +561

    I lost it at "Very Censored" followed straight away by "Cunts". This is ironically brilliant Womble

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom Před 5 lety +119

      *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* CUNTS! *Bleep* This must be how Australian daytime television is censored.

    • @jwinter7480
      @jwinter7480 Před 5 lety +11

      Erik Sjöström as an Aussie I can confirm this

    • @jackbartlett5840
      @jackbartlett5840 Před 5 lety +5

      I lost it at the autistic screaming

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan Před 5 lety +1

      @@Eriksjostrom this fucking killed me, real straya HAHAHAHAHA

    • @evanhendrie9093
      @evanhendrie9093 Před 5 lety

      I'm just curious what he was bleeping out if he left that in?

  • @SRVideoGame
    @SRVideoGame Před 5 lety +2154

    10 minutes of intense war gameplay
    how many people does soviet kill?
    2

    • @commodusgenesis4759
      @commodusgenesis4759 Před 5 lety +202

      Chapaa actually 4 including 2 of his own teammates

    • @Ansai563
      @Ansai563 Před 5 lety +36

      Darklordgaming64 actually I think it was 5

    • @EvelynDayless
      @EvelynDayless Před 5 lety +86

      In war someone has to do the killing and someone else has to do the dying.

    • @AquariumRick
      @AquariumRick Před 5 lety +7

      8 total

    • @HeadfortheHillsInc
      @HeadfortheHillsInc Před 5 lety +37

      Remember “An officer does not necessarily take part in the fighting” - either one of the Arma or CSGO bullshittery

  • @Horokiwibirb
    @Horokiwibirb Před 2 lety +10

    2:43 shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.... MR SANDMAAAAN BRING ME A DREAAAM

  • @Raigoth
    @Raigoth Před 3 lety +3

    Quebec's random noises are honestly the best part of the video.

  • @BeachSalad
    @BeachSalad Před 5 lety +4982

    See you in 5 months Womble.

  • @tkb667
    @tkb667 Před 5 lety +5233

    We need an uncensored version of this.

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror Před 5 lety +708

      @@millerwhale Funny how you felt the need to censor the one against blacks but not the one against Jews. Hmm.

    • @doughboyjimmy4644
      @doughboyjimmy4644 Před 5 lety +15

      No we dont

    • @GlytcheD
      @GlytcheD Před 5 lety +375

      @@adrianb5352 noooo, that's for hispanics/latinos. Get your racism right!

    • @hhohbeta3346
      @hhohbeta3346 Před 5 lety +37

      @@adrianb5352 that's mexicans

    • @adrianb5352
      @adrianb5352 Před 5 lety +16

      @@hhohbeta3346 and who are the gypsies ?

  • @jonathanasdell9310
    @jonathanasdell9310 Před 3 lety +1

    This was one of my favorite games for the overall combat feel of chaos and loud noises

  • @thepacketnarc7634
    @thepacketnarc7634 Před 3 lety

    This video made my day. I have been so bored with gaming so I reinstalled RS:V to see if I still enjoy it. This video was incredible.

  • @Slavesforsale1
    @Slavesforsale1 Před 5 lety +535

    Quebec playing a horror game? Walk in the park listening to lofi.
    Quebec experiencing the Vietnam War? A walk though Syria listening to the screams of his dead parents.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 Před 5 lety +20

      The screams of his dead parents...
      Now that's ehat I would call a temporal anomaly.

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles Před 5 lety +677

    *HEY JOE, I DIDN’T KNOW THE TREES SPOKE VIETNAMESE!*

  • @ajbolt7
    @ajbolt7 Před 2 lety +3

    The racist bell constantly ringing was glorious

  • @American-knight-hawk
    @American-knight-hawk Před 2 lety +5

    Soviet: 5:36
    ZF: are you challenging me

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 Před 4 lety +2401

    “Fifty Shades of-“
    “AHHHHHH”
    Ahhh yes, I love Fifty Shades of AHHHHHHHH

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
      @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc Před 3 lety +23

      I cant stop laughing at it
      even when ppl mention the damed book

    • @amirg7225
      @amirg7225 Před 3 lety +13

      Better than the fucking book

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 Před 3 lety +32

      It's my favorite book, followed shortly by Lord of the UHHHHHH

    • @foldedx2
      @foldedx2 Před 3 lety +11

      You will never be a woman

    • @floop2957
      @floop2957 Před 3 lety +5

      @@foldedx2 i agree

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ Před 5 lety +316

    *part 1*
    EXCITEMENT *intensifies*

  • @spikenolin
    @spikenolin Před 3 lety +2

    Just got this game and after watching this I have to play it! Hope to see you in there for some laughs!

  • @avatarkap3249
    @avatarkap3249 Před rokem +1

    i watched this three years ago and only just now got the "Ray-Kay" joke. omg that was good.

  • @theresnocoolusername
    @theresnocoolusername Před 5 lety +2891

    enjoy the instant noodles my friends

  • @nitrofog1234
    @nitrofog1234 Před 5 lety +989

    A Soviet Womble, fighting against the Soviet cause
    Ironic

    • @Thebastooon8206
      @Thebastooon8206 Před 5 lety +29

      Hes a western spy

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 Před 5 lety +14

      Ironically Vietnam invaded Cambodia another communist country deposed the Kemar Rug and ended one of the worst genocides in history, than the US government thought that was a bad thing. And at one point China and Russia were so made at each other Russia told US officials not to get in the way if they nuked China.

    • @xSayresthx
      @xSayresthx Před 5 lety +14

      He fights as both sides, clearly the ultimate centrist

    • @lytuy7952
      @lytuy7952 Před 5 lety +1

      @@dylanhaugen3739
      It's not exactly ironic considering how they got terrorized first. They only did it the Soviet Russia way of literally paying back 3 folds.
      As for Soviet Womble, mah, is all I can say.

    • @unclekanethetiberiummain1994
      @unclekanethetiberiummain1994 Před 5 lety +1

      He tried communism and decides that it's horrible.

  • @horndogfred5246
    @horndogfred5246 Před 3 lety +1

    This will always be my favorite video that Soviet has put out. From the racist bell to Quebec and his weird sounds

  • @Tron89000
    @Tron89000 Před rokem +2

    Damn this came out 4 years ago. I remember watching it when it was first posted