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  • čas přidán 2. 05. 2015
  • Random moments of bullshit with the Zero Fucks clan.
    Patreon page - / sovietwomble
    Streaming at - / sovietwomble
    Facebook - / sovietwomble
    Twitter - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    1:55 - Terminator 2, escape from the hospital scene
    3:00 - Cyanide's lack of fashion sense
    4:12 - A seagull
    5:48 - "Some guy yells at some cats", unknown original author
  • Hry

Komentáře • 1,4K

  • @LucklessLex
    @LucklessLex Před rokem +871

    HE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE HIS GTA CHARACTER BUT WITH A BEARD

  • @guillaumejoop6437
    @guillaumejoop6437 Před 6 lety +4909

    "I'm now poor" *stripper runs away*

  • @prospect8245
    @prospect8245 Před 7 lety +4432

    I absolutely admire their witty and clever sense of humour... Wish I was like that.

    • @prospect8245
      @prospect8245 Před 7 lety +4

      FacelessTex hahaha right

    • @ShadowStudiosM
      @ShadowStudiosM Před 7 lety

      FacelessTex care to explain?

    • @ShadowStudiosM
      @ShadowStudiosM Před 7 lety

      FacelessTex you said just give them about everything

    • @thekittenofwar4421
      @thekittenofwar4421 Před 7 lety +124

      This is not normal humor. This is... advanced humor.

    • @prospect8245
      @prospect8245 Před 7 lety +13

      ***** haha nah but my point was that they have a very witty sense of humor which I wish I had xD

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 Před 8 lety +2193

    Cyanide might be alright in a gunfight that breaks out in the middle of a heard of zebras and giraffes but as soon as a lion comes he's screwed.

    • @shiroaranea2741
      @shiroaranea2741 Před 5 lety +34

      *_Herd._*

    • @ethanman4461
      @ethanman4461 Před 5 lety +4

      @@shiroaranea2741 You're suuuuper smart, very smart.

    • @Bendapo.
      @Bendapo. Před 2 lety +2

      Why did I take so long to understand that?

    • @yesno1085
      @yesno1085 Před 7 měsíci

      Well actually if he just runs between both the lion will be confused and if he can keep up with the herd he will be ok !!

  • @idiom2805
    @idiom2805 Před 7 lety +634

    "I'm now poor." (Stripper runs away) "Come back, let me love you!" That is by far the most realistic thing in GTA

  • @hunter1829
    @hunter1829 Před 8 lety +324

    1:15 "What's happening? The door's blocked." -SWAT 4

  • @ignacionadeo1306
    @ignacionadeo1306 Před 3 lety +170

    The sheer, unadulterated terror in Soviet's voice when he drops a grenade is magnificent. Almost as scary for him as any time he hears the words "check the motion tracker"

  • @fat_yosh
    @fat_yosh Před 8 lety +398

    I think there's nothing more loud than Wombles laugh, I could stand next to a jet engine with my phone on low and it would cause an earthquake

  • @jaydenisameme9494
    @jaydenisameme9494 Před 8 lety +6311

    "At least 12 jews"
    Omg why XD

  • @TeaRexTheMighty
    @TeaRexTheMighty Před 9 lety +2393

    You guys seem fun as hell to play with!

  • @crescentspector8849
    @crescentspector8849 Před 8 lety +2218

    "how many people can you fit in a shower?"
    "About twelve Jews!
    Fucking brilliant

    • @furkanyucel
      @furkanyucel Před 7 lety +4

      i didnt get it.Can you explain?

    • @furkanyucel
      @furkanyucel Před 7 lety +16

      Ok guys i understood this joke after my comment

    • @hellmersglue3736
      @hellmersglue3736 Před 7 lety +5

      mrtyty2001 you can fit 11 men in a shower because they're having boners but 12 straight men :)

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 Před 7 lety +7

      Roman Torchwick, Neo is looking for you. I don't think she looked inside of Grimm yet.

    • @toastaura943
      @toastaura943 Před 7 lety +28

      I rate this comment 9/11

  • @mat6661
    @mat6661 Před rokem +88

    after the face reveal i can tell that his character is pretty accurate

  • @blackc_tr2122
    @blackc_tr2122 Před 8 lety +2178

    Please encourage Cyanide to make his own channel he is the man XD

    • @theLivind
      @theLivind Před 8 lety +146

      Just like Joey from friends? Probably better to keep him where he is.

    • @Woodzies
      @Woodzies Před 8 lety +113

      twitch.tv/Cyanideplaysgames I think is his stream atleast.

    • @billirox3167
      @billirox3167 Před 7 lety +4

      BlackC_TR he has a CZcams channel

    • @imhuman6412
      @imhuman6412 Před 7 lety

      BlackC_TR what's the name of the channel

    • @olithomas133
      @olithomas133 Před 7 lety +8

      Billi Rox no he doesn't you fucking idiot

  • @aquadine4469
    @aquadine4469 Před 3 lety +35

    3:30 "if you fall over, your on your own." Says the guy in high heels

  • @BongTonic
    @BongTonic Před 5 lety +47

    5:30 the panic in his voice makes it a classic

  • @Nate8493
    @Nate8493 Před 8 lety +447

    What is that famous, "FUCK YOU!" sound bit from?

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 8 lety +78

      +Nate Roberts 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!' czcams.com/video/hddCpJ8MfVo/video.html

    • @Nate8493
      @Nate8493 Před 8 lety +1

      +SovietWomble Ahhh, I knew I recognized it. Thanks Soviet!

    • @kyletotton1506
      @kyletotton1506 Před 8 lety

      +SovietWomble who's the female?

    • @pfirestarter29
      @pfirestarter29 Před 8 lety

      +Kyle Totton I believe she is nep

    • @Wooffl
      @Wooffl Před 7 lety +7

      +Firestarter no nep has a different accent. Idk who this grill is

  • @Sheashay101
    @Sheashay101 Před 7 lety +1094

    I beg you guys to mess around in Moonbase Alpha. I would not stop laughing for days on end

  • @Dragonator92
    @Dragonator92 Před 8 lety +88

    "Massive Collossal Cuntasaurus" lmao! brilliant! x'D

  • @zaelheimricht4978
    @zaelheimricht4978 Před 5 lety +22

    2:10
    The name above the chopper makes it twice as terrifying.
    But the worst is....
    *He's here to HELP*

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd Před rokem

      i only trust him with CAS and nothing else

  • @TheRussianSmurf
    @TheRussianSmurf Před 5 lety +105

    *Gay appears in GAYDAR*
    WOMBLE: "GET THE GLITTER!"

  • @DECOY275
    @DECOY275 Před 8 lety +323

    Cyanide is one funny fucker😂

  • @deadmandooby
    @deadmandooby Před 11 měsíci +23

    Knowing what I know now, I see what he was going for with his character’s face 😭

  • @MagilldoYT
    @MagilldoYT Před 8 lety +413

    Please go to 3:41, and play it but constantly pause it and look up at the top right and look for the 'Computer Specialists'.

  • @pieseu2048
    @pieseu2048 Před rokem +16

    now comparing his character to him in real life. yeah... Yeah....

  • @BarelyInfected
    @BarelyInfected Před 9 lety +430

    You are all great together. Doesn't matter which game. :)

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz Před 10 měsíci +6

    He has been foreshadowing it too us this whole time.

  • @runertje550
    @runertje550 Před 6 lety +9

    2:28 I just thought back on this moment and rewatched helluva lot of videos to find it and here I am.. fuck me I love that improvised insult so much

  • @TheMariofan222
    @TheMariofan222 Před 6 lety +75

    1:12
    "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
    "THE DOOR IS BLOCKED"

  • @johnswift2078
    @johnswift2078 Před 8 lety +32

    *sniff*
    "someone just snort some cocaine?"
    "might have done"
    xDDDDD

  • @MisterWhoopass
    @MisterWhoopass Před 8 lety +395

    You should have some GTA nights on stream with viewers man

  • @darthyvardyreal
    @darthyvardyreal Před 7 lety +32

    It's funny how Womble confused the effectiveness of the grenade because of Armana

  • @thejollyg4mer
    @thejollyg4mer Před 6 lety +7

    Soviet what I love about your channel and the people you play with is you’re literally playing and streaming just to have fun. And that makes it all so much more enjoyable and it doesn’t feel forced

  • @isnitjustkit
    @isnitjustkit Před 8 lety +120

    "Wait, let me get my strap-on out"

  • @someoneelsenow7024
    @someoneelsenow7024 Před 3 lety +11

    1:40 Is that a reference to womble getting trapped in his own bathroom and his neighbours calling the firefighters because a woman was screaming?

  • @affinity254
    @affinity254 Před 5 lety +6

    4:21 is a mood

  • @traceyjacobsen8544
    @traceyjacobsen8544 Před 5 lety +18

    5:28 i think he mistaked a grenade for a mic

  • @paulovercash6936
    @paulovercash6936 Před 5 lety +5

    Lol 1:55 is perfect. The intense music juxtaposes PERFECTLY with the goofy commentary!

  • @BroHawkRiley
    @BroHawkRiley Před 9 lety +158

    I just became a Patron, love your stuff! Its like watching a European Vanoss

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi Před 4 lety +8

    Gladpus’s giggle is adorable

  • @AlexQuill63
    @AlexQuill63 Před 5 lety +9

    I love Gladpus' sense of humour xD Just love it.

  • @stefsterlikeaboss
    @stefsterlikeaboss Před 8 lety +150

    What do rocket launchers fire when they are broken?:
    This question is a means of preventing automated form submissions by spambots.
    What in the actual fuck am i supposed to do with this register question..... its like saying what happens when a car is driving without a fucking engine

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 8 lety +65

      ***** Aye. I saw that question too recently and smiled.
      If they're broken, they fire nothing. The answer is nothing.

    • @ilomax0
      @ilomax0 Před 8 lety

      The questions are just too difficult x) I mean, you either need to be drunk/high or have a f*cking "ZF Logic Genius" Master Degree to answer this :O

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 8 lety +26

      +IlomaxPlay All three are considered qualifications for ZF.

    • @ilomax0
      @ilomax0 Před 8 lety

      Damn, such a quick answer ^^
      Yeah, i saw that ^^
      I'll pass the exam sir, i promise ! :D

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 8 lety +12

      +IlomaxPlay Good good!

  • @veshtoem1429
    @veshtoem1429 Před 4 lety +15

    5:26 He just does a mike drop with a grenade. xD

  • @anotheratheist
    @anotheratheist Před 6 měsíci +2

    2:29 never gets old to make me laugh.

  • @sander8622
    @sander8622 Před 4 lety +6

    0:43 the guy just standing there flipping everyone off... idk why i can't stop laughing at this

  • @TheNowerianRaven
    @TheNowerianRaven Před 9 lety +11

    this could be neverending series

  • @HumanSagaVault
    @HumanSagaVault Před 4 lety +6

    how could a person have so much humor in him. god cyanide, you never cease to amaze me.

  • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
    @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart Před 6 lety +67

    Now you can say you’ve been locked in the bathroom in a game and in real life XD

  • @LCOfficerUNIT097
    @LCOfficerUNIT097 Před 5 lety +5

    ( What i picture after 1:29 )
    (Los Santos Police Department)
    LSPD: * Knocks on door *
    Gambit: Hello?
    Officer: Yeah, this is Officer Johnathan, from the LSPD. We got a report of a disturbance from a nearby Apartment room, saying you guys are too loud.
    Gambit: Oh yeah, sorry, Womble just locked himself in the bathroom.
    Officer: *Again?* Okay, im getting FDSA now. (Fire Department of San Andreas)
    *Hour later.*
    Firefighters: One, Two, *Three!*
    * Knocks down door *
    Womble: Oh thank christ!
    Fire Chief: Civilian has been rescued from his bathroom, were returning to HQ.
    Womble: Thank you so much. These utter pricks locked me in here.
    Officer: Guys, leave him alone, or answer to me. And Womble, Stop locking yourself in bathrooms...

  • @c0naNnn
    @c0naNnn Před 6 lety +3

    5:58 such detail to the subtitle editing. he even makes it disappear around the corner

  • @TheGamingExpert
    @TheGamingExpert Před 8 lety +255

    "At least 12 jews" bruuuhhhhh

  • @mechanicsclub4207
    @mechanicsclub4207 Před 3 lety +5

    4:40 is the calmest explanation of a hooker fight I've ever heard😂

  • @rH0und
    @rH0und Před 6 lety +14

    1:55
    -Terminator 2 music
    -A Soviet womble chase
    - cyanides stupid/smart ideas
    This is the best thing ever 😂

  • @bogser8998
    @bogser8998 Před 8 lety +249

    Much funnier than vannos. Also not sketched lol

  • @nnigeez
    @nnigeez Před 9 lety +5

    Haha awesome video! More of this please man! Subscribed for sure.

  • @TreeDragon
    @TreeDragon Před 7 lety +9

    "I just had a stroke, it's all fine"

  • @usalax76
    @usalax76 Před 7 lety +266

    "At least 12jews" HAHAHAHLOLOLOLHAHAHAHA

  • @FranciscoSegLuna
    @FranciscoSegLuna Před 7 lety +8

    5:30 I've never laugh so hard in my life, I mean it 😆

  • @smiIingman
    @smiIingman Před 3 lety +29

    6 Years later its almost sad how much of a clusterfuck the game is now with the spergy children zooming around with their oppressors.
    Submarine missiles
    Supercopters
    etc etc..

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 Před 3 lety +3

      Pretty sure those kids more likely have ADHD and a good ol dose of being spoiled, rather than having Asperger's. Yes, I know you didn't mean it literally, but as someone with Asperger's, I don't really appreciate it being used as an insult.

    • @smiIingman
      @smiIingman Před 3 lety +6

      @@demonicloaf2100 The term sperg comes from a twitch streamer called Asmongold to describe morons who want to do anything for attention and to ruin others fun.
      Just because you have aspergers and you're sensitive doesn't mean you should immediately assume people are talking about a disability you happen to have.
      So curb your self importance.

    • @ThornHailsnap
      @ThornHailsnap Před 2 lety +3

      @@smiIingman Well, it's not unfair to connect "spergy" and "Asperger's". Maybe "sperg" is actually just a nonsense word or something with no connection to Asperger's, but I suppose only Asmongold knows that (unless he's said so). There was no way for Demonic Loaf to know about Asmongold's use of "sperg" anyway without watching him. It's not like you made any reference to him in your original comment.
      I didn't take offense to "spergy" when you said it, even though I too have Asperger's. But are you aware that Asperger's is basically just high-functioning autism? So "sperg" is most probably just Asmongold getting around the potential backlash that could come from saying "autistic". Given that, it's also not unfair for someone with Asperger's to not appreciate "spergy" as an insult.
      I suppose Demonic Loaf was assuming the connection, but again, it's not a difficult connection to make. It would be like if you said "tistic" as an insult, someone with autism assuming you meant "autistic", them saying that they don't appreciate it, and then you coming back by saying they're being too sensitive and should get off their high horse.
      I get it if the extent of your knowledge about the term "sperg" was just that it's something a twitch streamer says sometimes. But if you did realize the connection, and how it could be offensive, then you're just being an asshole.

    • @smiIingman
      @smiIingman Před 2 lety

      ​@@ThornHailsnap Chill, everyone's over it already.

    • @ThornHailsnap
      @ThornHailsnap Před 2 lety +3

      @@smiIingman I was never not chill. As I already said, I didn't take offense or anything. But I know some people think that if you don't appreciate something you say, then you must be too sensitive. Sometimes that's true, but sometimes it isn't. I just wanted to make sure you and any others who read that know that "sperg" might not be as funny as it sounds.

  • @ObitoUchiha-ck6kx
    @ObitoUchiha-ck6kx Před 2 lety +2

    Its still hard to believe that GTA 5 was released such a long time ago

  • @akoskovacs4289
    @akoskovacs4289 Před 7 lety +566

    Lol who said: "At least 12 jews"?
    Gambit or who is this much nazi?

    • @lyna1514
      @lyna1514 Před 7 lety +61

      Gambit

    • @rflacs7362
      @rflacs7362 Před 7 lety +313

      The fact that hes german made it funnier than it already id

    • @3erBMW
      @3erBMW Před 7 lety +6

      I thought it was Tom?

    • @dipbullet
      @dipbullet Před 7 lety +3

      Matthias Hauer nope it was his dick

    • @redafm4505
      @redafm4505 Před 5 lety +9

      You is not much grammar

  • @meltdownzero
    @meltdownzero Před 8 lety +5

    i died when the terminator 2 cut scene came chase music in !! hahahahahahaha

  • @dopedcat7428
    @dopedcat7428 Před 9 lety +5

    Hope you play more of this. I enjoy this shit + i'll be joining in once i get a new pc :D

  • @paulovercash6936
    @paulovercash6936 Před 5 lety +2

    Lol Soviet and Cyanide would make a perfect complete opposite/buddy cop duo! You two need your own sitcom/TV show!

  • @Midsunny123
    @Midsunny123 Před 7 lety

    I found this channel a couple of hours ago and I haven't stopped watching since

  • @simplebryll123
    @simplebryll123 Před 8 lety +38

    Ol da money!!! Like me!!! Love me!!!!!
    hahshahahaaa I lost my shiiiit xD

  • @NightHolocene
    @NightHolocene Před 9 lety +11

    SEE YOU IN THE SHOWERS BOYS!

  • @MaharshiBMedhi
    @MaharshiBMedhi Před 5 lety +1

    The amount of humor they got... *WOW* ....I WISH MY FRIENDS HAD THAT KIND OF HUMOR AS WELL.

  • @charlieluckdya4680
    @charlieluckdya4680 Před 2 lety +1

    6 years on this is still very funny

  • @Buugzy
    @Buugzy Před 7 lety +6

    lmao I recognized the terminator escape theme

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy Před 7 lety

      from Terminator 2

  • @RandomGerman8008
    @RandomGerman8008 Před 7 lety +16

    I loved the ending. He is flashing money like crazy at the stripper on stage. And the moment he says "and now I'm poor." She books it. Exit stage left!!!

  • @captainkirksty
    @captainkirksty Před 7 lety

    This channel is awesome xD and your southern accent makes the whole thing more hilarious!

  • @staticxgames2495
    @staticxgames2495 Před 6 lety +1

    Just started watching you today via your bullshitery videos😂I love the little subtitles you put over the characters cars and shit😂😂😂

  • @isaacflores3220
    @isaacflores3220 Před 7 lety +56

    The girl saying the strap-on line in that cutesy voice just killed me.

  • @reggiesmix5409
    @reggiesmix5409 Před 6 lety +9

    "call the firefighters" I remember that story. When they rescued a girl was it... screaming trapped in her bathroom. lolol

  • @slenderboygraveman6437

    Discovered your channel last night so funny love your vids keep it up 🤩

  • @mrronzou1528
    @mrronzou1528 Před 6 lety

    It’s really amazing how many call backs and references to old episodes of bullshitery and streams from like 3 years ago.

  • @DankBench
    @DankBench Před 3 lety +3

    « How many can fit in the shower »
    Me who knows what type of joke is going to be unveiled: 👁👄👁

  • @kostathomas8732
    @kostathomas8732 Před 7 lety +10

    How many people can you fit in the shower?
    German guy: At least 12 Jews

  • @sprk_music
    @sprk_music Před 7 lety

    there's no problem for me waitin' weeks for a new video 'cause they're funny as hell :D

  • @TheDiamondMelon
    @TheDiamondMelon Před 7 lety

    Just found out about this channel, better late than never, god I love these vid

  • @MrBoblo999
    @MrBoblo999 Před 8 lety +43

    What are the links to your friends channels?

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 8 lety +56

      +Anton Ludvigsen I'm currently the only one with a CZcams channel. But a bunch of them no stream. You can find their channels here - www.twitch.tv/sovietwomble/profile/following

    • @MrBoblo999
      @MrBoblo999 Před 8 lety +83

      SovietWomble thanks for answering, this might be the first time someone has ever answered my comments xD You should encourage them to make channels! I think you'd make a great youtube team :P Also, i looove all the bullshittery videos, please keep up the good work! Can't get enough!

    • @gustiakbaraccamaddin3467
      @gustiakbaraccamaddin3467 Před 7 lety +8

      edberg has a youtube channel

    • @davidluna48
      @davidluna48 Před 7 lety +9

      cake's channel is helena cake

  • @sergeantbigmac
    @sergeantbigmac Před 5 lety +4

    1:55 This moment timed with the music was fucking brilliant, thank you I really needed a laugh today.

  • @imagoloop4029
    @imagoloop4029 Před 5 lety +1

    His joy after hearing that there's a bong..lovely :D

  • @baconnator179
    @baconnator179 Před 3 lety +2

    3:06 you committed several warcrimes in terms of fashion

  • @TheLegend27771
    @TheLegend27771 Před 9 lety +4

    Holy shit this was really fun to watch. Make more gta 5 videos please!

  • @rodrikforrester6989
    @rodrikforrester6989 Před 4 lety +3

    "Come back here! LET ME LOVE YOU!"
    *DUN DUN*

  • @user-ts1bz9vu5e
    @user-ts1bz9vu5e Před 4 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 I could listen to you guys all day everyday, seriously funny

  • @JioVega
    @JioVega Před 4 lety +1

    5:43
    Notice how quickly this decision was made. This dude just turns on a fucking dime and tries to disable the cop, even killing himself in the process. The sheer amount of commitment involved is staggering.

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 Před 4 lety +5

    0:56 Gladpus looks like Sydney from Payday 2.

  • @dotcringe8698
    @dotcringe8698 Před 6 lety +7

    6:34 ANYONE NOTICE THE NAKED LADY???

  • @TheFigure71
    @TheFigure71 Před 8 lety

    More please! You are literally my favourite youtuber!

  • @ec0csgo20
    @ec0csgo20 Před 8 lety

    More of these GTA videos. God sake theyre the best.

  • @StormyGeddon
    @StormyGeddon Před 7 lety +4

    You guys make gaming seem so fun!

  • @jeronimomurruni
    @jeronimomurruni Před 8 lety +44

    EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP 4:21

    • @alldatgamez1155
      @alldatgamez1155 Před 8 lety +5

      +Jeronimo Murruni I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @rileyblack7160
    @rileyblack7160 Před 3 lety

    I love that you sourced a seagull in the description

  • @Poison2859
    @Poison2859 Před 7 lety

    So your arma 3 Bullshittery video part 5 I believe was recommended for me for like 2 days and I finally clicked on it and I fucking laughed like never before on CZcams, then I watched all the other Parts and now I'm watching all the videos xD

  • @circusmonkey28
    @circusmonkey28 Před 6 lety +21

    That was the cutest "woooh gangbang! let me get my strap on out" that I've ever heard!

    • @jeffreythelad8398
      @jeffreythelad8398 Před 4 lety

      Simp

    • @thomasb3363
      @thomasb3363 Před 4 lety

      @@jeffreythelad8398 This man probably completely forgot he made this comment 2 years ago. Only to have you find it and call him out. It took a while but you eventually found him

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 Před 4 lety +1

      Jeffyboy_Tv you can’t do anything without being called a simp nowadays

  • @snurffff
    @snurffff Před 8 lety +3

    1:14 DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!

  • @ironboy3245
    @ironboy3245 Před 3 lety

    Man that T2 music in the car chase is amazing

  • @deltakagura9193
    @deltakagura9193 Před 7 lety +9

    Just in case some people who don't know why he said he was locked in the bathroom TWICE it was due to him being locked in his actual bathroom during a arma 3 live stream for 3 hours. The video is also shown in arma 3 bullshittery part 14