Random Rocket League Bullshittery
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- čas přidán 31. 10. 2019
- Damn, I forgot to shill some VPN service or shitty mobile game. Can I get a do over?
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Sources:
0:02 - THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE by ROCKET LEAGUE FX
0:07 - Rocket League | BEST PRO GOALS HIGHLIGHTS by
HungryHedgehog - Rocket League
0:11 - Gale Force vs Method - GRAND FINAL - Universal Open Rocket League Grand Finals by FACEIT
1:02 - JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD by JAGGL113
3:28 - My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland
4:28 - Barred Owl Hooting (HD) by Catman Outdoors
6:02 - Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 - Hry
So interestingly, that moment where Cyanide is eating chips off the floor is the one Bavon was referencing in that PUBG bullshittery. When Cyanide responded with "let's not ask questions nobody wants the answer to". The dates line up.. So the answer to that question was yes.
And so the story is complete.
Hi Womble! Great job as always!!
Hi Womble! What rank is Cyanide in Rocket League?
Nice work Womble. Now you can peacefully enjoy fishing.
@@MrRolnicek he cant wank none of us can it is NNN(No Nut November) so we are forbidden to wank this also includes girls
Recently whenever someone mentions 'Cyanide', I have to ask them if they mean the extremely toxic thing or the chemical
Or the chemical
Same thing
At the end of the day if you have too much of either you’ll wind up dead, or wishing you were
Lmfao holy shit
Wait there's a difference
"Where did you go, Chubb?"
"To cancel an Indian."
"Oh, you got takeaway?"
"No, he's a hitman."
"Ahh"
@@theonionsystem7779 why that picture......
@@Lundiiis why not?
@@Jocke-04 gissa
FBI OPEN UP
I love how Cyanide has no middle ground with engagement in game. He's either total zero ducks given brainlet, or the sweatiest tryhard this side of SL1 lemon controller no damage no death NG+9 Dark Souls 2 player.
That is so oddly specific.
@@otterlinormal9328 I am not affiliated with lemon controller Dark Souls playthroughs
Are you sure about that?
THAT plus no bonfire
@@JeanMarceaux
Lemon controllers, are you implying that they could eat the controllers when they get angry?
"Yes!"
"Nein!"
-Hitler's condensed reaction to WW2 as it progressed. Vocalised.
@gototopcomment
Zeis is showing his inner Hitler.
Dont forget the Gestapo!
@@nicholasevans1139 "We're not bringing back the Gestapo!"
So true
For those who felt left out when Nep had her Nepgasm . Soviet presents to you:
Darius
they both kinda work for me tbh
@@ZombieRonSwanson then buddy. You get the best of both
I mean bi me gets the best of both worlds
Yea back in the CS:GO bullshittery when nep was 'stretching'. My sister tought I was watching porn lol
Can someobe edit those vids together
"I either hear Nep or angels" is such a good line. Imma use that on my next failed attempt to get a girlfriend.
good luck
I don't understand how one wishes good luck at failing but goodluck?
@@justaguyonline3142 True Bros wish you best of luck no matter what, unless it's something illegal, then we join in.
remember to change the name from Nep or youll just confuse your victim
@@eKko0 Wow you dont say.
"Are you eating chips off the floor" asked Sovietwomble.
"No," said Cyanide, eating chips off the floor.
"Yes" (subtitles)
Golden
when he said "ree"
I felt that in a level I have never felt before.
That, my friend, is called "being horny".
WRYYYYYYY is the correct method of spelling it
It's at 1:45 for anyone wondering
@@MrDecade124 now I'm afraid what this implies
Sounded like how George Takei would say it
“ Your country produced samurais and then they produced you! “
I’m stealing that
me to
Yare yare
*JOTARO*
well u could give him a sword and i would not see any difference
Yoink!
Alternate title: “Noises with the ZF Clan”
Noise night with the boys (and nep&gladpus)
I would KILL at noise night lmao
@@approximatelyme3260I'd kill noise
Seriously I'm like a fucking mouse, my noiselessness would be louder then ZF
4:44 Hidden Edberg saying "TWAT" in the chat
Thank you for pointing this out
Valuable information, Thank you 😂
Thermon here with the freakin' Terminator eyes holy crap
Dammit edberg
"Your country produced samurais and then they produced youuuu"
Epic!
r/rareinsults it is
Never nuke a country twice.
@@gabrielduarte5194 the burn
No racist bell?
@@goose4919 Ho Chi Minh told me to do it.
This video in five lines:
"Ree."
"Mine"
"yes yes yes yes no"
Moaning
Cyanide has left the chat
Not even Fucka you?
I N C O M I N G or gay
Don't forget "YES! NEIN!"
I think that’s every zf related vids
Rocket league in nutshell
7:59 the amount of fear in that “I’m sorry” is impressive
Yup
"Gladpus I kissed you twice"
"I noticed"
Is a very funny and underrated line
3:24 in case you didnt see, Nep missed a wide open goal right at this moment
He explains it in the next fuckin scene....
@@dorkmax7073 WOOOOOSH
Coda Mission imagine being that much of a fuckin numbskull to completely miss the joke, that a five year old could get
I didn't see this at all. Completely missed it. Thank you :D
@@dorkmax7073 no shit
“I find myself quite perturbed by this. Ree.” That’s the most hilarious use of the term “Ree” I’ve seen.
You should find the clip of Soviet being ree'd at in Rust, it is hilarious!
Takes me back to "Aw fuck I can't believe you've done this"
Can't be the only one who thought "wryy"
1:45
Just leave it here because I actually came back only to hear this
As someone on the spectrum I use this line on a regular basis now.
“He is a fucking golden retriever I swear to god”
My brain a second later: “SOVIET RETRIEVER”
RED RETRIEVER
*USSR anthem*
“Blocked nose for two weeks now.”
“Do you need me to rub anything for you?”
“Hands off, creepy old man.”
“I’m not planning on touching a creepy old man.”
Yes
@@xhxhxhxchchchch6901 Yes
@@Th3Ph03n1x3XE Yes
Oh my god, the hand motion tracking for "Fucka you" was phenomenal and absolutely worth it. Supercut humor was great as well!
It was like those sock puppets. Didn't realize until my second time watching
@@Elcar0 he use sock puppets, he showed is on on of the updates
Yeah, even tho I was rather sceptical after seeing it without sound, it turned out great.
Why does ur comment say 1 day ago
@@zZesterr It's from one day ago.
"Are you eating them off the floor?"
" -No- yes"
@Randumb What do you mean, he ruined it for you ?
@Randumb to be fair reading the comments before watching the video is your own fault. its literally true for every single video on youtube: "someone in the comment section will ruin it for you"
@Randumb Just like Jp4wt said, reading comments before watching the video wasn't a smart choice
@Randumb Love replying to ignorant people? So I'm ignorant because I quoted a line I liked from the video? You straight up read the comments while watching the video, and proceed to complain to *me* about it. Sounds like you're the one being ignorant.
Keep your eyes on the videos. Read the comments later.
Edit: Refreshed the reply chain and saw, your latest reply. Glad to see we're on the same page.
@Randumb Better luck next time, just have to wait for the next Womble video Haha
That last "NO" Cyanide does before you can hear him dive to the floor to eat chips kills me
The part where Bavon sounds like an owl had me lying on the floor.
Same. 🤣 It's hilarious
"To cancel an Indian"
"Oh you've got takeaway"
"No he's a hitman"
Omfg XD
627283 8383 the bell should have been rung for that one
Ah, he's going to kill Cyanide
AI Deep Space Combat Unit 4730 Lexael I think that counts as charity XD
@@Zulfburht a True (generously paid) Hitman is not racist, he kills regardless of race, gender and creed.
6:59 You're welcome.
soviet:"Are you eating it off the floor"
cyanide voice:"No"
subtitles:"Yes"
truly Z.F.'s finest members XD
With that alone it's a masterpiece
Classic Soviet
Zoloko 18
You’re right, they are members.
Massive, infected, throbbing members.
I love how each different video series has a distinct feel to it. You have the ARMA series which is basically its own cinematic universe at this point and than you have this which is just an endless barrage of jokes taken out of context
I will never forget that “NERRRR” at the 8:00
"Your country produced samurais, and then they produced YOU"
ZF never ceases to amaze me with random rare insults
Seizes? They’re have seizures?
You meant “ceases”, right?
@Guilherme Santos Woah, someone has anger issues ;)
@Guilherme Santos joe
@@ericsilver9401 what's ligma?
@@maggiethechattyhound9580 Did you just say "They are have seizures?" ?
Someone mix Darius's weird noises and Neps sex noises to make an uncomfortable mixtape
uncomfortable? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Comfortable, cause they’re stretching :)
you have the perfect number of likes
@@craigwilde4684 83?????
@Juan Cortez Muro what are you on about
"I hate you like your parents hate you."
*I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt*
2:55
"Moley you sound so different"
"I've got a new microphone but it's on public toilet setting"
😂😂😂😂
Soviet listened to Darius moans again and again when he edit this, he even handpicked his favourite ones.
And after that he "handpicked" himself
How much are you willing to bet he put nep's "stretching sounds" with Darius's "sounds"
@@OfficialYondoth Must be a special reward.
The new Nep stretching noises.
Handpicked? So you mean there’s even more?!
"Hands off creepy old man."
"I'm not planning on touching a creepy old man."
By far one of the best things I've heard all month
Thats why you have to put comma
Moley is fucking smooth as fuck man
This is still one of if not the best bullshitteries just because of how quickly edited it is. There's so many funny moment in every single minute of this video, it's great.
“Remember the Gestapo? You’re not bringing back the Gestapo” two Nazi war criminals talking about their secret police service in Argentina 1947 colourised
"Your country produced samurais and then they produced you."
This is the best insult i have ever heard, and will use it in a comp match.
I laughed so much at that bit, I thought I jesus for second. 😂🤣
*Cyanide screams.*
Womble: “What happened?”
Me: “He dropped food. Obviously.”
there are two Reasons for Cyanide to scream:
1.) Rage
2). when he drops his food of wich we all know is all that has value to him.
@Juan Cortez Muro No it's not, now leave.
Jonnyboy501 and when his girlfriend crushes on Womble
Plot twist: Cyanide quit sweets and chips years ago but he's too ashamed to admit it because it would mean he admits he was wrong eating them in first place and because being that Indian junk food addict is what he's best known for so he keeps doing stuff like dropping something on floor and then laying on it and making weird noises only to keep everyone thinking he still does Pringles.
@@Kasiarzynka oh.... Now I'm going to think about this for a long long time
2:20 it’s the nep “stretching” thing all over again!
4:38 the “stretching” thing is taking over!
Edberg in the chat: TWAT!
Cyanide’s accent thickens when he’s angry.
Source: 7:34
He is thicc
YOU AB-SO-LYOOT BAH-STURD
He sounds oddly posh, I love it
“Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you”
I'm crying so loud :,DDDDD
Wait is he from japan?
@@ZeAnderson-en4qu yes, Rotary is japanese live on US if i'm not mistaken
@@Nematoda4ever does he know any Japanese?
Omg ZF has Japanese?!
Im so glad as same Japanese
The “fucka you” part amazed me, he animated all of that...
@@xzraiderzx308 really?
Yeah Womble has made subtitles into a form of art. This one dude did a breakdown on how he does it, I'll leave the link here: czcams.com/video/0ZjEYTBJO7g/video.html
I just think that is what happened in real life lol
So. Much. Work.
Womble actually animated this sequence in Adobe After Effects by filming his hands over a greenscreen wearing gloves with some tacks attached for further tracking
8:09
"I'm not sure if he ragequit or ate the microphone"
Both are equally likely
Both. At the same time.
I'm never get bored by the sound of cyanide's headphone drop when he ragequit
“It won’t go in no matter how much I wiggle it”
Said no one ever before SovietWomble
You haven't met my girlfriend then.
That's ok, neither have I
@Crafty Gaming quite a rare specimen.
TJPrime Don’t worry, I haven’t met mine either
@@scouseleemini1 same :/
@@TJPrime99 thats almost a kamikaze i think just you kind of blew up a building instead
"Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you!"
*A few moments later*
"Ah! Dropped my chips!"
In all fairness, HIS country didn't produce samurai.
Cyanide's country produced tech support scammers
@@CyranofromBergerac His country produced war elephants, he has right to be fat
@@sitdownlad7918 Just sprinkle a couple caltrops around and they're done for.
Sit down, lad, can you imagine being in an army formation, and having your enemy show up with elephant cavalry? I’d probably shat my kilt. lol
"where'd you go?"
"to cancel an Indian"
"oh you got a takeaway?"
"no he's a hitman"
Made me snort with laughter 😂
"i've got a new microphone but its on public toilet setting" omfg i'm dead
NNN: *exists*
Nep: *"stretching"*
Darius: *"stretching"*
*Profusely sweating*
4:29
When Nep does it, it's sexy.
When Darius does it, it's "freakin' weird"? EXCUSE ME? WHAT IS THIS SEXISM!?
@@xerneis743 well tbf womble probably isn't attracted to men, so from his perspective its weird. I suspect women listening to nep's "stretching" would call it weird.
@@MrFlarespeed womble is VERY attracted to men.
0:53
Cyanide: "Are you a golden retriever?"
Personally, I think it's closer to the Seagulls on Finding Nemo.
"Mine...Mine, Miiine...Mine, Mine"
Abd het is from Brighton. so it's very apt
Lol, I was thinking the same damned thing! "Mine?Mine!?MINEMINEMINEMINE!"
Or DBZA Vegeta.
This episode is so wonderfully high frequency hilarity, I can't even imagine how much footage this was and how much it was distilled into this brilliance
My favourite clips
0:30 (darius re-creating the csgo death sound)
3:17 (Strip rocket league)
4:08 (I just wanna die)
4:25 (-=ZF=- bavon the owl)
5:46 (hands off creepy old man)
6:58 (Chubb the hitman)
7:34 (Moley, you absolute bastard)
8:44 (Are you eating them off the floor?)
8:26 Your country produced Samurais, and then they produced you.
“I don’t like you anymore”
“I never liked you anyway”
“Okay”
I really felt that bro.
That "Okay" rage comic face was a nice touch
Poor Bavon.
Thomas Held i know right?
"Your country produced Samurais and then they produced you"
Best line I've ever heard so far, 10/10
Every time I see the Nep scene where she misses the goal, I smile, I also think that Nep knew Soviet was going to see that when he re-watched the stream and that he would put it in the VOD. Still thanks for the awesome scene Nep! Lovely work Soviet.
i love how we went from "random noises" to "darius moaning" to "a collage of burps" to "strip rocket league"
"Cyanide: Rotary! Your country produced samurais and then they produced you"
Almost died laughing so hard 😂
I couldn't breathe.
Wait, Rotary's Japanese?
apparently
I think Cyanide just confirmed Rotary the Japanese.
Rotary *is* Japanese, but living in America
No Nut November:
Diffculty: Nep
Diffculty: Darius
@@emilycrofton450 Why are you geh?
@@forsemasterjedi why aren't you?
@@emilycrofton450 gay more like gay amirite
i prefer Edberg
Thankfully this got reccomended to me again. How dare of me to forget that this video existed
7:50 look at cy’s ping! I’d rage quit too
- goes on youtube
- Soviet posted
- "11 minutes ago"
- watches the video
- time to wait another month, see you in december
What do you mean by 'another month'?
Glad that you're very optimistic :)
Péter Szécsényi till he uploads a vid again
Péter Szécsényi i think?
I’d prefer to say months.
4:12 Remember when we all sat down and appreciated how precise Womble's subtitles are? Now this? The madlad has ascended.
yes that is so nicely done
Next thing you know they're beginning to have a mind of their own and rebel against Womble
lol
@@spartanwar1185 I am psyched for that day XDD
This is why the videos take months to make
@@lilvampire7439 the massive over-editor
I love rewatching Womble videos but I could watch this one everyday and not get tired of it.
6:28 god i love you chubb
"Let's play strip rocket league"
"But what if you're already naked"
LMFAO
You still have skin and muscle on you
@@GTAmaniac1 i wish i could unsee your comment
I game naked. Fight me.
"come on" "go in" "come on" "perfectly centered" "Oh Yes
Professor Anticlimactic he knew. He definitely knew.
She is definitely...into the game....yeah that 4:29
*Lenny faces flood room*
The "Most Replayed" feature CZcams added is a wonderful thing. We are all a bunch of perverts, huh?
_"Get it in, get it in"_
*[not even one laugh later]*
That was a mistake.
"Your country produced Samurais, and then they produced you"
This is by far the most brilliant roast I've ever seen among all the bullshittery videos
i cant stop laughing at that
Even better than the one where Soviet asked "what's the most insignificant thing I could possibly buy for less than $20" and cyanide said "your dignity"?
@@Jayberisk3793 No, Dignity Roast is forever in the first place. But this one is easily in top 3.
I literally replay that things and still make me laugh man
"If we had an ethically wrong bell, it would always be ringing."
If they had an ethically wrong bell, the bastard would be the size of a church bell
@@TheChapelx en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bell
nah it would be this size XD
Oh, like the racism bell in the Rising Storm vid?
5:18 cracks me up whenever I watch this..
I've watched this gem of a video so many times already-
Yet I always end up holering my ass off
4:18
Here we have Womble flexing his editing skills over lesser CZcamsrs.
Sir Apple I can’t even begin to comprehend how to do such things with text
I think he recorded his hands talking, motion tracked them to the words "fucka you" and then removed the hands. What a weirdly original idea, and hilarious to watch.
thomas underfoot pretty reasonable assumption. Though if he had free-handed that I can only imagine how long it took.
thomas underfoot Could've also just hand-animated them, but since he does a lot of motion tracking anyways, this is probably more likely.
@@TheAmazingCowpig If I remember correctly, he doesn't use motion tracking in Sony Vegas
"Rotary!"
"Your country produced Samurai and they produced YOU!"
That is one of the best insult on a Japanese person I've ever heard.
Definitely
Is he a Japanese american or just japanese. Because I have never met or seen a japanese guy that speaks anything resembling to decent english
@@Laucron well, from the comment section. I think he is American but he is Japanese by birth
I felt that insult an it was even for me, I ain't even Japanese.
4:25 on loop will be my ringtone.
Can we get a out of context zf video like this? This is golden I swear
Random cuts to just random noises and out of context moments
Me: Oh no, does this go on for the whole 8 Minutes?
Also me: 8 Minutes of laughter.
quality ower quantity
Ya hahahaahah
That was a concentrated dose of ZF right there, holy shit. I feel like I just did a line of cocaine.
Tomie Maybe you did
Legit feel fucking high after watching that, holy shit. Laughing so hard I've gone light-headed.
I KNOW RIGHT
"So is this game like football?"
"They call it SOCCAR"
"Darius makes weird noises and it's pretty disturbing"
Next scene, womble saying "hurrrrrrrrr"
Nep and Darius could make an album together:
Totally Not Sexy Noises.
easier name: Zero Fucks
Just stretching ;)
Nice one !! I do a lot of tournaments live on twitch ! I host them and upload them here ! Soon prizes will be added ;)
Dias75 you're really bad a self promo you didn't even say what your twitch name is
Also stop self promoting
@@simplychuck2337 got your attention ? 1 - 0 for me ;) (Also eat a Snickers or go out for a little walk)
Soviet: *uploads after god knows how many months*
Me: *screaming stops*
Aaaand after 8 minutes back to the screaming, eh?
@@djkunz95 more like after 32 minutes
The real mystery is where has this footage been all this time? This was shot during season 2, 🤔
@@Kennobi15 What? Rocket League is on season 12 lol, season 2 started in Feb 2016
@@HBFBajaRacer my apologies I accidentally said 4 thinking of that darn pass.
Let's be honest here. This isn't your first visit to this video.
The amount of onomatopoeic expressions in this is truly wonderful.
Me: bored need something to watch
*Soviet uploaded 13 minutes ago*
me: *IMPOSSIBLE*
i must ask good sir, how many hours is normal on unturned because i need help with my addiction to the game.
SAME
THAT AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE
**Darius Moans**
Nep Stretching: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be lewdgendary!
*New opponent has entered*
_”HELLO CAKE”_
Zone tan has entered the chat
Sharman has entered the chat
@@vapor404 I see a man of culture.
Ah~ Sharman, Shadman's lesser known evil twin.
Jocose Sonata
He’s Indian, instead of lewding like his brother, he guides thicc bihs to enlightenment.
The Owl Bavon gets me every time
Girl: Get it in!
ZF(justifiably): **giggling intensifies**
4:14
Thats the reason why we've been waiting for months.
Worth the wait tbh
@@zakstevens1069 Yes
I thought it was gonna be a link to some moaning, so that this would be a soviet wastes his time wanking too much joke
Did you guys hear the click
“rocket season 2 begins”
I think we’re in season 11/12 now so holy shit you held on to this footage for a while Womble
I thought the same thing, I saw this ans was like 'arent the seasons double digit by now?'
On a related note, my alarm goes off at 4 am, I really should be sleeping lol
4 years of footage in one video, damn that so like Womble
The short clip of his chat reacting to neb is from yesterday too, he made a short stream to record chat because he didn't capture it when it happened.
It has Rocket Pass, so, in worst case scenario, this thing has one year
EDIT: Season 2... Holy shit Womble.
Hands down, this is the video with the best puns, jokes and overall fun quality you've ever made Sovvie. This is great.
The guys got the Nepgasm
Now the ladies and Womble get the Dariusgasm lol
The ladies and Womble🤣🤣
4:15 sovietwomble's art of subtitles
I fucking love that bit
Khazrak One Eye FUCKA YOU!!!!
Let them fight
when the “mine” part of soviet showed, I thought of the seagulls from finding nemo
Womble has already done that joke though.
yeah, but I can’t help it when I hear many “mine” ahahahahahaha
@@darkeneddragon19 Multiple times in CSGO, ppl like the AWPs!!
I was thinking the same thing...also they did that is counter strike a few times..were they all were saying "mine" but did not do the finding Nemo clip
We all did
So are we just not gonna talk about how cute Nep's giggle at 2:03 is?
Watching this again and again i realised Bavon is playing Rocket League with 344 ping XD at 1:17
“I hear Nep or angels.”
That was smoother than Cyanide covered in butter.
Enjoy the mental image!
You are terrible and I wish many pointy things to go somewhere not good...
Ha jokes on you I dont even know what cyanide looks like
Bluescorpion same
I will.
*Smooooooooooooooooooooooth*
"Damn, I forgot to shill some VPN service or shitty mobile game"
OOF
ok
Heyyy what are you doing here?
Wow Dark didn't expect you would be here
TheChinkeat Just because I make videos, doesn't mean we don't watch them :P
@@DarkLiberatorZone Yeah I agree
holy cow, this was incredibly fun
well done sir. the chemistry of your group is off the charts
i have actually never seen anyone as perfect as you do my dear Mr. Womble.
I more than admire you dear sire.
Keep what youre doing... i literally watch more than 4 hours /week of your vids just
cause they make me laugh. I really love ya