Random We Were Here Bullshittery
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- čas přidán 24. 12. 2017
- We Were Here is a coop puzzle game made by Dutch students, in which two lost explorers must work together to escape a mysterious castle.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Patreon - / sovietwomble
Sources:
7:31 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)
13:32, 14:27 & 18:53 - The magnificent Gavioli fairground organ, The Troubadour - Hry
"was the sacrifice necessary?"
there's an achievement called the good ending.
me and my brother played this and we stood in that fucking hallway for at least an hour trying to figure out how to get the good ending. we discovered that you can douse the torches in the hallway so we thought that the marionette, being in a pretty dark room, may only like the dark. so we doused the torches and stood by the gate expecting the marionette to come chasing after us and maybe press down the button on it's way just long enough for us to escape. then, when nothing happened, we played through the game many times over, looking for what little thing we needed to do differently to unlock the ending where we both survived. eventually we took to the internet to try and get a hint. then we learnt that to get the achievement you need to pull the red lever a bunch of times really quickly. we did so and some confetti burst out of the lever and a party toy sound played.
that was it.
there is no good ending.
yes, the sacrifice was necessary.
the bastards
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
I was half expecting game developers to be frickin jerks who make lines of text to trick the player into ho7rs of a game that doesn’t progress
Good Ending: Bad Ending with confetti.
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@@computernoise2209 Victory wank.
Imagine playing this with nevil
**gibberish**
"sorry what was that Nevil?"
**more gibberish**
@@Sp00kq incohernt Vietnamese
*”SOVVIE!”*
“Y-what?”
*”de fdlour ies flodiing sovvie”* (The floor is flooding, Soviet)
“I beg your pardon?”
*”SOVVIEEE!”*
@@MelRosewood aw that's so cute xD
@@captprice1b-06 He said "Now run, my home, shall house the dead" the words are mirrored, just flip them backwards 😁
I love how the devs clearly intended that last part to be a difficult choice with lots of depth, and Cyanide just immediately bails on Womble
I did that too with my friend
@@zKampeR45 what, leaving your friend immediately after you told him to stand on the button?
Tbh Cyanide would just freeze in the snowy wilderness, while Womble would reliably sustain himself on old books and frozen corpses until he goes mad(der) and jumps in the fire.
You mean there was another option besides someone sacrificing themselves?
@@someone-xx6qz Nope.
Cyanide slowly gets more Indian when he's scared, it's great
Until he overloads on fear and turns Spanish
@@Omar_ayach SANTA MARIA
*makes sense to me*
2.7Kth like. You’re welcome
8:09 this is why knowing notation is important
"All right, see you, peace bro."
"Really?!?"
A perfect ending.
It said run now my home shall house the dead
@@animusharmony9092 he's talking about what cyanide said. Duh
666 likes.
I'm outta here.
Classic cy
top 10 anime betrayals
"I'm facing the whites as the black." - Cyanide 2017
The High Rollers lol oof
dude...
sepoy rebellion reference
he then goes on to get lynched later on after the trial. THE END
That comment aged well
18:00
"I'm not in control of it, it's not part of the show!"
Wow, never before have I heard more cliche horror movie words. But this seems totally organic.
lol yes
Yeah, my thoughts were like "This is incredibly clishe, but at the same time it matches the situation and creates tension nicely"
@The Reatoes its somewhat common in everyday life if you care enough to notice it actually, and yes you don't need to pick literature as your favourite lesson to know it
Some clichés exist because they're what a real person would say in that situation. It's the situation that's cliché, not the response.
Fun fact the note at the end (I think) says: my home shall house the dead. Now run. or, run now, my home shall house the dead.
Womble: "Take one step south..."
Cyanide: "Okay.."
Womble: "...but not before taking two steps east"
**Cyanide died** :DDDD
14:10
14:10 for timestamp
Also, this is why they need to read every line before proceeding first and rearrange the action.
That was hysterical! 😂
@@davecrupel2817 Womble should have just called out the fact that Cyanide wasn't making a rhyme for his bluff
@@InnocentC0 Or, figure out the exact order Cyanide needs to follow the instructions, _then_ read them out correctly
Should've let Womble finish
_"There once was a castle, filled with life._
_And there lived a king, with his wife._
_All were happy and all was good._
_Until the king killed all he could._
_Standing in blood, he proudly said;_
*_"Run now, my home, shall house the dead_*_ "_
From now on, my home shall only house the dead ;)
And why did he kill his wife and all?
Tomboy Wolfy damn, I think I'm in love! Thanks
You can find that out in the sequel, We Were Here Too :P
I think I'm remembering wrong but isn't this from Shakespeare? Originally and not from this game
"you have go-"
*mute*
"massively inadeq-"
*mute*
"enis"
that part killed me XD
Me too
"How thick is the penis?"
same bruv
hmm yes
enis
the male reproductive organ
I'm dying XD
I like that cyanide demanded to say "over" when talking but he's the one who stopped saying it
Also the Walkie-Talkies has the static buss when you stop talking.
Which is a thing so you don't need to say over. If you hear the staic buzz, it means they done
I dont even think he ever said it to begin with lol
sovietwomble : move the fourth white pawn from the right two paces forward
average chess player : pawn to e4
That's what I was thinking too, only difference I don't play chess - even the video gives Coordinates
same
I was wondering if any other chess players got triggered that it took them that many tries on the scholars mate part.
I also wonder how many people saw this and then tried to scholar mate somebody else.
It's king's pawn to e4 to be precise.
@@subutaynoyan5372 just e4 is enough in algebraic notation
That was the most ZF ending to a video I have ever seen!
I dunno, "Did they just fuckin Jon Snow me" was the best.
Tim Carter ah fuck I forget what video that is
TheConTraDemOn rust
Tim Carter what video is that from?
Adam Weinberg Rust
You should play this with nevil looool
god, there will be a lot of blood spilled
I'd like to see this xD
Holy n evil
Nothing would get done
As the librarian
I just realized after a year. The room name they have for their game is "Soviet is a Feg", because Cyanide still doesn't know how to spell the word "fag"
He continues to amaze people
Or maybe fan might get him in trouble
@@censorduck "fan"
@@censorduck you think they care about that lol
@@PhoenixAce Games do in fact care about slurs
That last bit with the story is actually pretty creepy and interesting
A proud king became a killer and murdered many people, those he didn't kill, he told "Run now, my home, shall house the dead"
Dunno if it was intended but I believe that part is not a single sound but 2 intermixed sounds, one slowed and the other sped up. Try recording the audio and speeding it up to 170%, you'll hear something similar to "Help me, I didn't want to do this"
@@manicent9545 I just listened to it at 1.75 times speed. All I'm getting is "higu gagibuh."
@@JellyMyst profound words
Basically Dead Cells' entire lore in a single poem.
That leaves more questions than it answers
What sort of influence forced the king into killing everyone he knew and loved?
TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS
FRENZ • its not a betrayal if it was expected
Betrayals come from friends. They aren't. BUT STILL HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>1 million views in a day
>not even on trending
👍
Sassy The Sasquatch the trending page is based on your local region. Soviet has lots of views but all of them are scattered around the world i guess
Could be about the swearing? Just a stab in the dark
Wouldn't suprise me if his videos are excluded from trending because he doesn't have ads.
This doesn’t make youtube money, he turned off monetization
1 million/day is not a lot. Pewdiepie gets 3M/day everyday, and no trending videos
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a youtube video. This part: "STOP ASKING ME IF I'M READY" "I CAN'T MAKE TWO BLACK MOVES IN ONE" yes you can that's how, the film just did that "THAT'S NOT HOW CHESS WORKS!!!" ABSOLUTE GOLD
I never knew Cy had so much patience :D
I laughed to tears when I realized Cyanide put Womble on hold.
what music was that?
If you want to play this game on insane difficulty: just play with Nevil
Vorxer oh dude i cant imagine how soviet will got fucked
Sovvies, Russ Bae!
How I imagine it: "sovie go doo de vestern corn"
Now I want him to do that
loooooolll
"I need the kids"
-Cyanide somewhere in 2017
Its going in my great book of womble bullshittery quotes
Would you be kind enough to share some quotes?
"Homossexuals celebrate 9/11 like it's their fucking birthday"
"..NAAAH"
Will it be published?
Nando Gosen It must be bigger than a dictionary
"in the western corner lies your strat.STRAT!?..START!!
made me laugh 15:15
15:27 FUCK
0:17
Wow you actually have a "Mute Cyanide" button. I thought that was just a gag but damn...
Holy shit I just noticed that 😂😂😂
did no one notice at 5:46 a message pops up in the bottom right corner that reads
“such a pussy smh”
@@mackthechild6877 I think most people saw it... It's a Steam message from one of Cyanide's friends.
where is the mute cyanide button? I can't see it
@@LeMoNAIDY14 the thing with the paper above it
The walkie talkie mechanic makes this whole thing way funnier
11:48 "What can only be described as a failed swastika"
I died.
hale hortler! \(º-º)
Lmao same
So did the Jews
"i need the kids"
-cyanide 2017
-Jesus, to Karen, 2019
"Put it back in"
-Cyanide,2017
“Run now, my home, shall house the dead.” That’s actually terrifying
You have go.... massively inadequat... enis
I took a drink at that moment and had to pause the video and desperately try not to spit all over my computer.
Neo2266 ö
So does that imply a a huge but useless penis?
or a Tiny unsatisfactory Penis?
...ver.
I've never been prouder to be the 1000th like.
just love hearing cyanide becoming british: "Oi!"
DieterS. Its pretty common in singapore for someone to say oi due to some reasons maybe its from the time where the brits were holding singapore as a colony
He hadn't moved yet when this was recorded.
What do mean he haven't moved yet im confuse
Its a common thing in indonesia so yeah
Maverick the more you know
"Shut up"
Wow you're good at being a librarian
I love Womble's half-hearted chuckle at 2:20, as if he wanted to reprimand himself for the shitty pun.
19:29 The words are backwards: "run now, my home, shall house the dead"
That's so creepy.
Bolt the Super-Pony aww I thought I got it first
Edit: tried putting it in a mirror though
What the fuck was that weird floating thing though? Cyanide freaking out made it so much scarier too.
I think that was the clue for an alternate ending
Timer ofc.
Dor Walter nope it's the thing that kills you if you mess up
you can get an iphone,pc,PS,Xbox but nothing is better than a soviet womble's video for christmas
so fucking true, merry xmas all
Baka360RO this is an old video or *stream* but merry chrismas too 😁
I got nothing for christmas, except that. Imagine my joy.
To that I agree
Yeah
"Full of hookers and slot machines" I believe womble is playing fallout: new Vegas
5:03
“Idk [what colours make purple]”
-SovietWomble & Cyanide 2017
It's portal all over again
President Nixon - I'm honoured Mr. President.
I was in middle of portal 2 stream videos. it make this more funny. At least, for me.
Saw you on M3rk, Badger, PhlyDaily, Soviet, QB I think, *MAYBE ANYBODY* are you stalking me or I stalking you?!
Anthony Taylor - You're probably stalking me.
what happened in portal?
A 20 minute SovietWomble video. And I thought this Christmas sucks.
20 fastest minutes of my life, best gift ever
It was amazing
Well our power went out for three fucking hours, and since we have a well there was no water
You still arent wrong lol
István Lippai ,
"What colors makes purple"
Womble- "all of them"
Edit: no press the dislike
well he got some chance to enter right order and save him even if he attempt to mix all colors :D
That is luck XD
omg this man is so smart!
Also "I'm knowledgeable"
All colors transparency : 100
Red transparency: 0
Blue transparency: 0
Is purple
"YOU'VE--! BUT..."
- Cyanide's dying words
cyanide likes the word "presume" doesnt he
Stuart Sobeske I presume so
User Unknown
I was about to say that...
shit, same
I presumed someone would say it in reply
Presumably
Being put on hold by the indian dude. Priceless.
ZirconX i see what u did there... not all indians r tech support btw
Prantik Chakraborty tech support
Prantik Chakraborty Obviously, but most tech supports are Indian.
You can tell they genuinely escalated their salt levels toward each other in this video
I would’ve loved it Soviet pulled out some chess speak when the chess board came into play.
Cyanide: “I see a chess board what do I do?”
Soviet: pawn to e4 then Black follows pawn with pawn to e5.
omg the ending im dead
it was supposed to be an extremely dramatic "Go, leave me behind." Scene, but there were like "Step on the button"... "Ok"..... *Cyanide runs away* 10/10 love it
Run now, my home, shall house a betrayed Womble
Are there any different endings cause now im intrigued
and so is soviet
In the achievements there's both an achievement for leaving (Worst Friend Ever) and staying behind (All Alone) AND another which is Happy Ending (perhaps there is a way for both to escape?)
Hey what an awesome Christmas gift Womble! See you in 2 years!
JenarW4F lmao true
JenarW4F It’s a Christmas miracle!
It's sad but may be true xD
it is true
JenarW4F y in two years
I've seen very cooperative playthroughs of this game, and there's this. Couldn't stop laughing
I love cyanides insistence on the ‘over’ thing for womble despite him never saying over in return
Merry Christmas everybody. Hope you all have a lovely holiday and new year. It''s been about 7 weeks the last video. So here's a timeline on what I've been doing.
- WEEK 1: I felt it necessary to do a pre-production week. As I've done a pretty bad job of keeping track of the various streams I use in the edits. I pretty much had two whole hard-drives of useless footage. So I took some time clearing out the crap and properly nesting everything useful for future videos. I'm in a much better position for editing now. And my recording methodology has been improved.
- WEEK 2: I have many side-projects in progress that aren't related to bullshitteries. One of which is a Dungeons & Dragons cartoon thing. I took a week out to work on that. But that's still far from completion.
- WEEKS 3, 4, 5, & 6: Were spent editing this video here. And while not technically difficult keyframing-wise, it was complicated by it's unexpectedly duration. The total run-time is 20 minutes compared to the usual 10.
- WEEK 7: Quality assurance on this video here. Mainly fixing textual and audio whoopsies. This process normally takes 2-3 days. But again it was complicated by this videos length.
Anyway, hope you're all well. I'm going to take a couple of days to re-cooperate and then get cracking with the next project.
All the best and have a lovely new year.
SovietWomble first
SovietWomble first view
First
SovietWomble lmao
SovietWomble ily
If nobody understood the weird text from that creature it says, “ Run now, my home, shall house the dead.” The words are backwards.
Cynthia Sawicz no, it’s “from now, my home shall house the dead”
@@m.h2247 "nur won" = "from now"?
or....the dead house shall my house, run now
It said dead the house shall, home my, now run. Because it doesn’t know how backwards sentences work.
@@Z3R0Steam it's not a backwards sentence it's a standard sentence just each word is backwards but it's not structured as a backwards sentence
19:40 true friendship goal
8:22 i saw this years ago and just now i have noticed when soviet said move the fourth pawn from the right, cyanide moved the pawn from the left
Nothing is more entertaining to me than Cy and Womble trying to cooperate with each other.
Soviet plz look at this. DO CSGO WINGMAN MODE WITH CY
Try sing n gorgc
Btbin the end cy lived while being s privk
Paul van Gemmeren same...
Legends say he is still standing on the button.
John EMV and his soul stays where he died all those years ago..... 😂😂
I used this video as a corpus for my semantic-pragmatic essay; on the topic of the effects of several pragmatic elements that are present in the conversation between Womble and Cyanide, and the elements' effects on humors and jokes. I got a high score on that, and even some of my lecturers started watching Womble.
P.S. Who knew, Womble, that your video could gave birth to 35 pages academical essay? Keep up the good work, mate.
0:18 cyanide mute button can be seen on the right side of the screen 😂
That can only mean, Womble also use the same naming technique like Cyanide.
a new upload?? It’s a Christmas miracle
Marissa Messner it really is a dream come true
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!
This is the best christmass gift, thank you Womble
If this is the best gift your christmas sucked ass
+ Desolasty You're welcome. And have a happy new year.
See you even get a comment by womble
^
Donari mine did, so yeah this was the best thing all day
I swear, I just fucking love these two having moments together like a married couple.
This is easily one of the best videos you’ve ever made. I literally LOLed like 6 or 7 times watching this
PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS GAME
a 20 minute bullshittery is the best christmas gift ever
ikr
That's kinda sad
ik but you cant do anything about it when youre poor.
Never clicked away from Brazzers quicker
Got no snow in my country, so I gotta make my own
Manav Ghosal I like dat
I rlly rlly like dat
Yo share your account
yo calm my man, calm
*sniff* ugh.. what...? yeah... *sniff sniff* uhh...i-i-i got some s-snow if you want it
Womble could've put any of his clothes on the button and could've escaped.
*There was another way.*
And then they would bang in the outside
@Deidara no Iwa no fanfics
He could literally put one of those ancient books that weigh hundreds of pounds on the button, the stingy bastard.
That seems too smart and efficient.
Why not have a battle royale style game and use the corpse to weigh the button down?
it might've been too light, but let's say it might, they could freeze to death outside in the cold
Cyanide: “ I CAN’T MAKE TWO BLACK MOVES IN ONE”
Omg that yelling makes my day better :D
Now this is a christmas gift
Dumbass furry.
I mean I didn't even look at his profile or name but you sure live up to your name mister Edgy
Just Moved In Now we have a roblox player supporting a furry, fantastic.
TheEdgeLord good b8
TheEdgeLord there is no point of you insulting a Person who is "A Furry" for no reason just because they are "A Furry". You are not some kind of king who can say sh*t about people.
The moment you realise that this is a new video of him instead of the normal "im just rewatching everything" and you go from "still one of the best YT vids out there" to "HOLY SHIT THE MASTER OF CZcams IS BACK"
The quote where the king was saying random creepy stuff and there was a door open. He said " run now, my home, shall house the dead" lol it literally took me like 2 years after to figure out
One of the funniest things about this game: People describing hieroglyphics xD
gets me everytime :D
play it with "nevil"
Sovee poo da reevu oo baarterd! [dies] Fuk oo Woboo...
EpicMRPancake this made me laugh harder than it should have
Siri can't even understand him
My side hurt after reading this.
The hardest puzzle would be finding out what Nevil says
Cyanide never said "over"
over
They should start over
He is a traitor
Yea they should strat over
He did.
3:41
I love how this video handles how the both of you have 2 different points of view yet you need to do this in one video. I also love the way you handled the text(like always) and the walkie talkies.
You know the more creeped out Cy is, the more focused he is.
Nur won, ym emoh, llahs esuoh eht daed
Run now, my home, shall house the dead.
Jaden Chanthadara hows you know that? Is it Irish?
It's backwards
Theonrouge my fucking God I'm dying lol
Jaden Chanthadara I thought my home here meant my homie and the dead king/monster just trying to be hip
Jaden Chanthadara the game takes place in a castle, the one who stays would die, hence "run now" to the one who escapes
See you next christmas i suppose
Neo2266 "I presume"* ftfy
Felipe Prusch maybe he meant “suppose” and not “presume”, their meanings are pretty damn close.
Love his content and I understand people have life outside of CZcams, but sheesh, when you're making 1 new vid every couple of months, there's almost no point into even having a channel anymore.
this brings so much traffic to his twitch, which is growing quickly. plus he likes making these videos.
Oh so he's more on Twitch? I'll check him out there
7:58 if you pause its a scholars mate, also known as 4 move checkmate. Took them two tries to imitate the quickest game possible
Fools mate is quicker.
LMAO 8:56 when Cyanide yelled "The one on the right" he sounded like Richard Hammond from Top Gear
19:25 "Run now, my home, shall house the dead"
Wyl33 J did they get Nevil to play the ghost
Got that to
I did also noticed that
Yeah. It took me a bit to get cause I was reading it backwards (as in from right to left instead of left to right) but I did know the text was backwards obviously.
So I was like "dead the house shall, home my, now run"
Me:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-"
Mike Mine 2000 my reaction😂
I'd love you two to play more like this, such as keep talking and nobody explodes
I bet they'll keep talking but still explode
mrbenz19 😂😂
We Were Here Too is coming out soon aswell
That hold skit was one of the best skits I've ever seen
Are they SpongeBob and Patrick in real life.. Hahaha
@The Anti-Parents Organization hahaha 😂 so damn true
Basically
Holy shit a 20 minutes video from Womble?
I’m dreaming
SepehrNofel pinch me pls
SepehrNofel no. It's Christmas
What a great Christmas gift from Womble see you in the next fcking Christmas!!!
DooxieTheSavage get it, because he never uploads
Artist Noah "never uploads" he literally uploads every month.
TheWarrior its been 3 months now.-. i cri
The message at the end of the play the words are backwards but it says
“run now, my home, shall house the dead”.
this reminded me of Jeremy Clarkson and James May
beautiful
I just had the horrible realisation that in your little analogy, Cyanide is James May.
@Mistah-S I dunno, Soviet doesn't have May's eccentricity.
I need kids, I need kids! Please don't take that out of context I'm not a pedophile
"I need the kids" - Cyanide 2017 :D
Nice. I watched the video too
Sword *2018
Roshan Is Roblox 2017 you idiot
Now this is a Christmas present that I did not expect! And 20 minutes?! We're being spoiled!
Hepsutin yes we are
13:30
That was comedy gold right there.
The way you two are is just a beautiful combination I have found. Glad I discovered the channel yesterday
Anyone else notice Soviet still has his 'mute Cyanide' button
KnightBoy that shits useful!
Looks like Womble’s stuck in his bathroom again.
Alyssa Davenport this is amazing
I've got a woman shouting again. Please send help
The terrifying part is, that I would believe that.
I think he died in it
I've watched this video a dozen times and only now noticed that Soviet took the time to edit the walkie-talkie's light to be the color of whichever person is talking. Now that's attention to detail.
Funny thing is this is not even his best edit even 4 years ago
Soviet might not be the brightest bulb in the room but damn he is good at doing what he does and he does it with diligence no less
i was having a bad day since my supervisor after work blocked my truck in from leaving because he was pissed that i did not lock up the bosses personal equipment on company time. So he threatened to fire me and would not let me leave. after i finely got home and started drinking because i felt so shitty, i started watching your videos and it made me smile and laugh so now i feel better. thank you two.
Do this with Nevil
Andreas Petersen I believe if Nevil and womble playing that game together, I confirm they both die at the same time.
It would take 3 hours each puzzle because the hardest puzzle is Nevil's language
Holy’N,Evil
Osmar Contreras Everyone knows that. But hes still Nevil
I know his name is HolyN'Evil
I love the difference in how the ending went between Soviet and Cy, and how it went for a friend and myself. Cy just ditched Soviet before he figured out what was going on. When me and my friend played, he went to the rest room as soon as he saw that we were both in the same room, and in that course of time, I saw the button and realized what it did. He got back and the gate was open, and I choose not to say anything as he walked out. I had to tell him afterwords that he was the only one that go to leave. I found it really funny to see the different type of resolution between different people.
Thats a good one
Luke Keenan name of the game
ItzFoxyDK 'We Were Here"; its free to play on Steam
that's really pretty cool.
It's been a while since I played but I think I told my friend to stand on the button and left him before he realized what was happening
19:26 When the guy said "Standing in blood, he proudly said: nur won, ym emoh, llahs esuoh eht daed"
He meant `Run now, my home, shall house the dead' So when they were in the same room, they should have ran as quick as possible
im rewatching this for a number times already and im not bored of it
Must Be Christmas Cause Womble Upload
tbh, it is christmas
Did anyone else notice that the last text that is spoken in this video if you mirror it. It will say "run now my home shall house the dead"
miniman 5643 yeah because someone said it already
Not mirrored, each word was written backwards, but in the r8ght word order
reight = irish pronounciation?
the 8 and the i are close together on the keyboard so he might mean ''but in the right word order''
Possibly bcuz he press "i" too long
This is sooooo good. I NEED full stream of both of you!!!!!
Minute 18:17 Cyanide actually knows how to behave and ask nicely with others when being scared 🤣