Wouldn't you be if your entire job was to teach these brainrotted kids how to be better at a game that literally changes weapons every season? I'd get sick of little Joshua and his shit every fucking couple of months because he wants to be the "next big streamer" when he'll literally just forget about his channel in a week cause of how shit todays attention span is due to the Tik Tok Rottmaxing
bro, i have a whole mic/amp setup, which I have at about 55% volume so that it sounds clean, I woulda amped that thing up to 100% telling him to stfu so quick
The fact that tiny brain people like you ACTUALLY believe and take simplicity from a VOICE👏.OVER👏.CLIP👏. Is just beyond me. Srry bud, not real. Don’t feel the need to share what you would’ve done, it didn’t happen lil bro. God I can’t believe more people today believe what’s on the internet than back when the web first existed.🤦 it’s honestly ridiculous
My son and I were playing with a streamer the other day. He did this the whole game. We won the match. He had 0 kills. Had to revive/reboot him at least 5 times.
Long story short, yeah. Having a coach or an IGL(ingame leader) can be beneficial, especially if you're the type that "zones in" when playing, it's always nice to have a second pair of eyes scanning and a second brain scheming for you. Unless you're that kid, then the coach gets muted with a quickness lol.
The bananas saved bro 💀
@J4kobfn
Potassium not metabolism
@@MY5IC🤨
I love zeus’s banana
@@Not_ER08 ikr
gok gok gok gok
“I’m literally your coach” bro sounded like he was about to burst into tears
“stop heelInG😭”
bro couldn't stop yapping
@@chaseme2hellyappity yapping
The problem today with coaches, is they can't stop metabolisming
@@Fridge_Fiend 😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't you be if your entire job was to teach these brainrotted kids how to be better at a game that literally changes weapons every season? I'd get sick of little Joshua and his shit every fucking couple of months because he wants to be the "next big streamer" when he'll literally just forget about his channel in a week cause of how shit todays attention span is due to the Tik Tok Rottmaxing
“Idk why you’re celebrating right now” 😭😭 dude wanted to lose
fr
quien se mueve primero ama a los chicos
Dude wanted to lose so hard cuz hes point wasnt the one that got em the win lmao
I think he wanted him to go down and get the metabolism
I think the Metabolism Coach also wants his client to fight the people down below and stop using medkits.
Whey naahhhhh
W and also interesting pfp of temmie@@k-boi420
You think so? 😅
Medkit: ❌
Metabolisms: ❌
Bananas: ✅
Bananas have metabolism
“GO DOWN AND GET THE METABOLISMS” 🗣️🔥
i read your comment right as he said that
Same
Metabolisms only heal shield 😂
@@thundertrooper so? No shit
Whats a a metabolism??????
The speed I would turn that mic on would be unfathomable
You meant you would rather turn your mic on, right?
bro, i have a whole mic/amp setup, which I have at about 55% volume so that it sounds clean, I woulda amped that thing up to 100% telling him to stfu so quick
Woah now… no need to get all freaky on that mic
@@JonaSternrit😂😂
Js mute em
The fact that the player stood calm while getting this coaching xD
ong id tell the kid to shut the hell up and stop backseat gaming, this was the main reason why i refused to get certain players' reboot cards
@@MindScape06well that kid was trying to win and knew what he was talking about the other guy only won because he got lucky he found the bananas
@@kamui8362 YOOO IS THIS YOU COACHING THAT P;LAYUER aint no way you supporting that L coaching
He probably was laughing his ass off the whole time
The fact that tiny brain people like you ACTUALLY believe and take simplicity from a VOICE👏.OVER👏.CLIP👏. Is just beyond me. Srry bud, not real. Don’t feel the need to share what you would’ve done, it didn’t happen lil bro. God I can’t believe more people today believe what’s on the internet than back when the web first existed.🤦 it’s honestly ridiculous
The Fortnite accent go crazy 🗿
I play with him. He doesn’t actually sound like that... Usually
“Im literally your coach!!!” as he watched bro clutch up the game better than he ever could 💀
the bananas save him, if not he would die
He got lucky with the naners, doesnt make his "coach" any less irritating.
yeah there’s something called luck bro
um actually it is a discord screenshare and it is a solos game 🤓
Beo needs to stop yapping
yeah he thinks yelling on the mic will get him famous, smh
@@666neoselenu think this is real they’re acting
real tho
@@666neoselenhe thinks it's gonna work and it worked
My pfp better
Bro graduated from the yappism University of gaming💀
university of yapvard section fortnite
This shit 10x funnier cause I don’t even know what a metabolism is
he saying medallion lol
@@vybz42069 he did not say that 💀😭
Truly a metabolism moment
Bro won the best yapper of the year
truly an original comment moment
I hate anime its so boring like why watch that bro just watch like spognebob its way beteter
@@afreshreaction😅
Yeah.. food doesnt heal that fast without metabolism
In the end it was really the potassium he needed
Edit: why is a banana joke getting so many likes
Underrated 😂
@@Penack9it’s a CZcams comment…. wtf do you mean underrated ?
@@hectorlumbagoCringe u don’t understand
@@Penack9he’s challenged intellectually.
@@hectorlumbagoCringebro is just runing it for everyone else.
I really hate teammates like this! Bros voice sounds annoying, and I can’t have a mosquito buzzing in my ear😂
I metabolismed all over my screen at the sight of that victory royale
Yo, I fucking HATE backseat gamers. Bro, run my fade.
on DEAD HOMIES
I hate the annoying kind. People who are genuinely trying to help are appreciated.
They’ll know EXACTLY how to help u in that scpecific moment but they die first time every game
@@An-yp3gdi like the people that backseat only when you ask
It's literally his coach, i probably paid this guy to coach him.
medallion:❌
Coin:❌
metabolism:✅
Everyone in this comment section are great people
@@ryvanprater4867do you ever wonder why you never hear the sentence “I am proud of you”?
@@butterthebluby1135damn
@@ryvanprater4867i swr these kids are anoying asf
@@ryvanprater4867your poor mom, prolly has sticky little finger prints all over her nice phone from playing skibidi toilet tower defense on roblox
“YOU NEED TO GO DOWN STOP HEALING”🗣️🔥
im ngl im guilty of backseat gaming sometimes but this is just insane
the amount of hate my boy would have gotten if it weren’t for those bananas 😭😭😭
Crybaby
He’s dubbing over a cash prize cup, it’s fake
ik… this is the joke buddy
No way I would go bananas 😂😂
Medalions✖️
Metabolism✅
that's the joke
@gregthemoaiguyhe knows that
@@gregthemoaiguy8347that's also an joke
Nah bro I’ve never said medallions when I’m coaching I legit say metabolisms
Oh that's what he MENT
Dude acted like he was gonna die in real life if he didn't get the metabolism.
I didnt know the holy bananas were named medkits💀☠️
Get the metabolism ❌
Get the potassium 🗿
underrated
either that or it’s stolen
what is supposed to be the joke here??
Bananas are rich in potassium😂@@appol2584
@@appol2584 some guy said metabolism instead of medallion
The student just became the teacher.
We're getting the metobolisms wit this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Plot twist: His coach was his duo who got knocked at the beginning
Why ofc he did, how else is he supposed to watch your gameplay 🤔
@@youareevil9146you know who doesn’t know what beginning means? Or what a joke is? 🫵
@@youareevil9146discord screen sharing, video call, live stream, many different ways
@@youareevil9146 your coach is supposed to watch your gameplay not play with you bro
@@wsmx_kun8086 I think he meant how like your duos in vc who dies early are the same guys who be instructing you on how to play but I could be wrong
A true metabolism moment. 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
“Don’t win there’s 3 people left” God tier coach right here
At that point I’d just mute
My man🤝
I think my guy muted him at the lobby
I would scream STFU and mute him afterwards
Bro really wanted to get those metabolism 💀😂 bro begging on his knees for him to get the metabolism!💀😂🗣️
Balls
@@LandongsangebabiBalls
@@COOL-GUY-1105balls
"omg mom I'm famous😮" 🤓☝️
@@naksu134 bro chill out 💀
😮 bro literally went down 😂😅❤😊
calmest fortnite player
“Go down and get the metabolisms” 💀
yeah we watched the video too….
@@literallystingy2858 ?
@@literallystingy2858 thank God he reminded me
Maybe the metabolism was the friends we made along the way
Underrated comment lmao
Do you think this is funny?
I love how the dead players always tells you what to do xD
“Stop Popping Medkits” he was eating bananas 💀
I'm literally your coach ❌
I'm literally you enemy ✅
Edit: Thx for soo many Likes
where's the r buddy?
Go down and fight all three of them 😂😂
Bruh so many Likes i've never got
Bro would've never heard the end of it if he died
I follow the light to get me through the dark
GOD DAMN GET THE METABOLISMS
- Jump down and say something funny.
- Metabolism!
My son and I were playing with a streamer the other day. He did this the whole game. We won the match. He had 0 kills. Had to revive/reboot him at least 5 times.
some streamers are such awful people. they act so much better than the average player just because they do it on camera. so annoying.
@@grandmaHands69 ?
Its the version of practicing for commentating I think and unbridled adhd.
Great dad vibes
W dad
"Stop popping medkits!"
While popping chug splashes
The sound is stolen so it doesn't match
“ run away you’re gonna die” type of vibes
Why has he built a whole town, like damn.
Bro if my teammate starts doing this ima start screaming in my mic till he shut up
Instantly muted
Nah just leave him and find a new duo
better yet put your mic in your mouth and just start talking I can guarantee you that I’ll make him leave
I hate people who try to micromanage their teammates
@candlestyx8517 Welcome to Siege ranked it don't matter how good you are, everybody telling "the right way to do it"
The Yappington be like:
Plot twist: the coach is the last guy
My patience could never
“Don’t take advice from the dead guys” is a quote to live by
“go down and fight”
me: BRO I HAVE NOVGUNS
He has a shotgun bro in the first spot
@@Basketballer1723oh thanks BUT HOW DID I GET 300 LIKES WITHOUT KNOWING
@@7mb6kit’s prob bc it’s true you have no gun to fight but if u did you would fight instead of running away like this guy did in vid lol
Bro the medkits were never ending
Dude rapping a full disstrack against his trainee
So coaching is basically just having someone backseat game in your sessions?
And yell at you.
lol no. for whoever is around ppl like this, sanity tip, don’t.
Long story short, yeah. Having a coach or an IGL(ingame leader) can be beneficial, especially if you're the type that "zones in" when playing, it's always nice to have a second pair of eyes scanning and a second brain scheming for you.
Unless you're that kid, then the coach gets muted with a quickness lol.
You can't possibly be understanding what a coach is just now.
R6 siege it’s the same crap. And when they make you eff up it’s “OMG SEE???”
We ain’t gonna talk about how clutch those bananas were at the end of
You can hear the authority coming off his voice 😂
I yap a LOT but this guy is on a whole other level 😂
Had bro stressing over metabolism 😂
"Go Down And get the metabolism"got me dying for an hour 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🗿🗿🗿🗿💀💀🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Stop the cap 😐
Bro was gonna cry💀💀💀
Plot twist the coach is the last player
GO DOWN GO DOWN THERE IS METABOLISMS GO DOWN OMG STOP HEALING IM YOUR COACH😂
Coach: go down and get the metabolism
Kid: shut the fuck up, I’m him
The drag on dis is crazy
the predecessor to the "YES, YES, GOOD AIM" coach
To be fair, he would have lost if he didn't find those bananas
And he would probably won against three people
Lucky, yes. Strategically, it was still his best shot. The wannabe coach is a fucking moron.
bro said stop using medkits when he is using bananas 💀
one of the metabolisms of all time fr fr
Same energy as “Kris get the banana”💀
What he said: stop healing
What I heard: Stop mewing 💀
Brainrot
Brain is rotten
@@Goose44games This not TikTok lil bro 😭🙏
brainrot
your brain stopped rotting, it died
bro popped everything faster than my dad left he could've lasted so much longer
Gotta love the Juujika No Rokunin Uruma Shun pfp
This is clutch hard🎉
Bro needed more Fiber but luckily he had some bananas
If my kid sounds like this when hes older we might have to change the lifestyle of the house
This video increased my metabolism rate
Bro should be the coach for his coach 💀
Most annoying shit I ever heard why do ppl play this game lmao
to kill the annoying shits lmao
It’s not the game’s fault, just backseat gamer.
I don't play it but I understand why people play it, it's intense.
I used to have a bad opinion about it to, but I tried it out with some friends and we play regularly now. Pretty fun with a squad of your friends.
@@concice1843 almost every game on the face of the earth is fun with a group of friends
"Which one of us is spectating rn?" Is my favorite way to shut up a backseater
Coach was 100% payed to make him loose 😂
It’s always the people spectating tryna coach you😂
Legend says hes still telling him to get the metabolism
"You're breaking the car Samir"
You did really good on the nick eh 30 cup yesterday
The colleague won't shut up even if he's dead XD
"Omg ur so lucky"💀
"Don't take tips from the dead guys"
I usually mute them once they start trying to coach me beyond the grave.
especially when they fail to pronounce the item names
Bro is the Master of Yapology
I mean to be fair he was hella lucky with those bananas 😭
I think your opponent was the coach 😭
Joke destroyer
No
@@BrandyEvansVIsBackAgain yes
@@Killa_Alterada1comment ruiner 💀
@@LesRealLlama nah
i would literally jump off if my duo started yapping like that
Coach getting the mess beat out of his ears after this one
Plot twist: his coach is in the game
Bro was yapping on about metabolisms when the key was in fact the potassiums
"Keyboard there's no Keyboard, I need a Keyboard, where's the Keyboard, there's no Keyboard K-Keyboard" ahh coach 💀
He was actuallyso lucky, those random bananas clutched
Get the metabolism: ❌
Get the banana Kris:
✔️
Bro said he is stuck with the season 1 gui