Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 7)

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  • čas přidán 13. 09. 2016
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  • @iwanwilliams300
    @iwanwilliams300 Před 5 lety +15522

    2016:we're gonna leave the EU soon
    2019:any minute now

    • @jellevogelezang1256
      @jellevogelezang1256 Před 5 lety +38

      Iwan Williams exaxtly

    • @all4mobilegaming157
      @all4mobilegaming157 Před 5 lety +111

      Still waiting.....

    • @somethingsomewhat8860
      @somethingsomewhat8860 Před 5 lety +237

      @@all4mobilegaming157 give it a couple years and we'll make the right choice and stop this fucking farce

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 Před 5 lety +7

      i was just thinking that

    • @somethingsomewhat8860
      @somethingsomewhat8860 Před 5 lety +272

      @Ben neill yeah, can't believe they just round up all the Brits and put them into labour camps. Seriously, they forced British citizens abroad to weak cups of tea on yellow pieces of cloth in order to identify ourselves. Also hate how they starve their own citizens, while preaching that we are all equal, from their massive palaces of course. Christ, who would ever want to live under that.

  • @housekilla457
    @housekilla457 Před 4 lety +18096

    “You can tell the sex of a horse by it’s teeth” mate, its a lot easier than that.

    • @Sarge80
      @Sarge80 Před 4 lety +155

      Yea Cy is kinda full of BS.

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 Před 4 lety +848

      @@Sarge80 that was not the joke

    • @Sarge80
      @Sarge80 Před 4 lety +110

      @@ragedice6853 Its not about 1 joke, alot of the stuff he says are either half truths or make no sense at all.

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 Před 4 lety +567

      @@Sarge80 but how is that relevant at all, like yea he said it but it was just a joke dude, chill

    • @Sarge80
      @Sarge80 Před 4 lety +32

      @@ragedice6853 I am chill, no worries :)

  • @chickenpox5434
    @chickenpox5434 Před 4 lety +7029

    Moogle has a Deagle today

  • @frosty8592
    @frosty8592 Před 3 lety +5563

    “ don’t worry Britain will leave the EU pretty soon “
    *4 years later*

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 Před 3 lety +206

      *so that was a fucking lie*

    • @jamesmoody9628
      @jamesmoody9628 Před 3 lety +93

      Shhhh... Most brits are still in denial about it

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic Před 3 lety +11

      Wait so thats why brexit was a big deal?

    • @OK-fi4yq
      @OK-fi4yq Před 3 lety +24

      @@CommissarChaotic no, mostly people overdramatising it as if our lives will completely revolve around the 'change' + it's completely shifted our political landscape over the last 4 years and been the focal point of 2 elections.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 lety +76

      @@OK-fi4yq I mean it greatly affects businesses trying to ship goods out

  • @UndeadCrow99
    @UndeadCrow99 Před 4 lety +7152

    3 years later... Everyone remembers that Cyanide knifed NBK. But nobody remembers that Waffle helped kill him.

  • @DivyanJain
    @DivyanJain Před 5 lety +8577

    Two years later CZcams algorithm sends me this video so I can remember that Cyanide knifed NBK
    Edit: can't believe years later this comment is still relevant

    • @mickey9964
      @mickey9964 Před 4 lety +155

      Cyanide paid for that, I guarantee it

    • @evantiel727
      @evantiel727 Před 4 lety +30

      and dont forget it 😂

    • @safetytheflamewolf
      @safetytheflamewolf Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @blueninja1779
      @blueninja1779 Před 4 lety +147

      There’s a video where NBK is getting interviewed and he cuts the interviewer off and says stuff like “Oh yeah I would like to give a shoutout to my friend Cyanide real quick...” and then it’s just a bunch of stuff like on how Cyanide apparently taught him everything about the game

    • @masonschwartz1818
      @masonschwartz1818 Před 4 lety +4

      Blueninja 177 link pls?

  • @thegrekorian2465
    @thegrekorian2465 Před 2 lety +1777

    I like how Cyanide integrates the facts so seamlessly.
    “The bomb is down in mid,
    There is one in garage,
    And you can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth…”
    Comedy gold.

    • @Lightkie
      @Lightkie Před rokem +2

      Did you know that "it's" is a contraction of "it is"?
      SCNR

  • @KTechOffical
    @KTechOffical Před 3 lety +1836

    “Pretty soon britains gonna leave the EU” ... this vid is from 2016...

    • @smoketinytom
      @smoketinytom Před 3 lety +51

      Yup, confirmed. This guy can read a line.

    • @CombatKing1237
      @CombatKing1237 Před 3 lety +47

      @@smoketinytom yo thank man i wasn't quite sure. i appreciate you clearing that up for me

    • @amadeus5182
      @amadeus5182 Před 3 lety +8

      Anytime now

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 Před 3 lety +10

      So that was a fucking lie

    • @TheTfrules
      @TheTfrules Před 3 lety +4

      Aany day now

  • @AJSLV2002
    @AJSLV2002 Před 5 lety +3673

    5:43 you can also tell the sex of a horse by whichever one has a fifth leg

  • @beni0827
    @beni0827 Před 4 lety +9101

    In a group project:
    Peter: I wrote down everything
    John: I sorted out the information
    Ashley: I made a presentation
    Cyanide: Well I knifed NBK

    • @Thegameshadow1
      @Thegameshadow1 Před 4 lety +60

      This comment was beautiful before I came around.
      Now it has a comment.

    • @ramonnapolano6308
      @ramonnapolano6308 Před 3 lety +41

      Hufflepuff
      Slytherin
      Ravenclaw
      Gryffindor

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh Před 3 lety +33

      Ramon Napolano We're all Husslepuff.

    • @gamot4183
      @gamot4183 Před 3 lety +16

      Husslepuff; it's where all the black wizards go.

    • @sambenmoser1240
      @sambenmoser1240 Před 3 lety +13

      @@gamot4183 DID YOU KNOW

  • @spooks4771
    @spooks4771 Před 4 lety +549

    Dude Cy’s scream when he knifes NBK is still hilarious to this day

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 Před 3 lety +617

    Cyanide is still watching this video every day to remember when he knifed NBK

    • @justan324
      @justan324 Před 2 lety +8

      And having a rememberance wank lol

  • @JammyD2579
    @JammyD2579 Před 7 lety +3934

    There's something unreasonably cute about the way Nep says "no".

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm Před 7 lety +100

      JammyD2579 agreeed

    • @avorkle53
      @avorkle53 Před 7 lety +157

      I get erection everytime I hear an English girl/woman talking, especially when she says "Nawh"...

    • @geniemiki
      @geniemiki Před 7 lety +211

      You have some weird fetish xD

    • @elithen1
      @elithen1 Před 7 lety +78

      Isn't Nep Turkish?

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm Před 7 lety +48

      Obamacare Death Panel Pretty sure, yea. She sounds like one of my relatives whos turkish. So I can only assume she is lol

  • @prop3297
    @prop3297 Před 7 lety +5438

    This reminds me of that time Cyanide knifed NBK in counterstrike

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky Před 7 lety +325

      Kinda reminds me of when Dunky beat Sky in smash.

    • @datamazingsoldier7189
      @datamazingsoldier7189 Před 6 lety +61

      Protoka kind of reminds me when Russia beat the Nazis

    • @maxwellwalker8050
      @maxwellwalker8050 Před 6 lety +41

      this reminds me of that time dunky beat sky in smash

    • @chickerhoof
      @chickerhoof Před 6 lety +10

      This reminds me of the time that FUCKING SHUT UP U ABSOLUTE FUCKNUGGET

    • @whoooz9385
      @whoooz9385 Před 6 lety +14

      Chickerhoof the chicken the word “fucknugget”😂😂 if the nuggets really fucked each other.....

  • @Wok777
    @Wok777 Před 3 lety +670

    This entire episode can be summarized with the three words: "Did you know..."

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Před 3 lety +11

      The square root of rope is string

    • @hizkiajeremmy7797
      @hizkiajeremmy7797 Před 3 lety +5

      oh God, I can hear cyanide's voice when I read that

    • @MrLuque19
      @MrLuque19 Před 3 lety +22

      Did you know that Cyanide knifed NBK?

    • @suleyman9199
      @suleyman9199 Před 3 lety +3

      Did you know a whale shark in Japan aquarium once anus shaming the men's who were there with tilting it's underside to the audience to show its 'additional' big FIN.

    • @smoshinlinksux4146
      @smoshinlinksux4146 Před 3 lety +4

      No its : Cyanide knifed NBK

  • @trx90vito29
    @trx90vito29 Před 3 lety +2766

    cake is incapable of moaning seductively as SHES JUST TO CUUUTE

    • @milimnava8635
      @milimnava8635 Před 3 lety +70

      Sorry but who is cake i now it's a girl that sounds cute like does she have a channel also?

    • @samanthawsy
      @samanthawsy Před 3 lety +66

      @@milimnava8635 look for Helena Cake

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts Před 3 lety +166

      @@milimnava8635 a girl in ZF that makes everyone in the current channel "melt" from cuteness, and one that is incapable of being a discount nep

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 3 lety +19

      @@samanthawsy she barely uploads

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL Před 3 lety

      @@kickasspeanuts does nep have a channel?

  • @drdiabeetus4419
    @drdiabeetus4419 Před 7 lety +1241

    Cake's "Seductive moan" sounds like a fucking ghost

  • @Psychopatrick88
    @Psychopatrick88 Před 5 lety +2573

    THAT'S where I learned it from!
    Okay story time:
    I'm in a training class at my job, my trainer decides to start a quiz game in our chat. Random knowledge. We get a question from her:
    "What organic component is used in most brands of lip stick nowadays?"
    In a flash, I'm like "Fish scales."
    My whole team, including my trainer, is in sheer awe of how fast I answered that. I could not, for the life of me, remember where I heard it from, but now I realize that I have Cyanide to thank for that random tidbit of knowledge.

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch Před 4 lety +138

      holy shit, congrats on that
      even tho I'm over a year late for that.

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Před 4 lety +193

      The hilarious thing is A LOT of the facts he read out in this episode are found on wrappers for pads.
      It truly begs the question: did Cyanide search these or does he have a rolladex on hand?

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch Před 4 lety +65

      @@Saxdude26
      *_Both_*

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 Před 2 lety +2

      I hope you got uber laid for that

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Saxdude26 pads? Are there British pommy pads that aren't the pads I'm thinking of?

  • @kaevek8937
    @kaevek8937 Před 3 lety +498

    "Why do you have a deagle Moogle?"
    " 'Cause it's Thursday"
    Best Logic 10/10

    • @Null24
      @Null24 Před 3 lety +9

      On Wednesdays he buys an awp

    • @B.Scruby
      @B.Scruby Před 3 lety +20

      This is a callback joke and i'm surprised Moogle remembers it. It's in the Antistasi vid about The Badgers aka Molo Independence Liberation Front, where they decide who will lead the country during what day and that it'll be total Anarchy during Thursday.

  • @ijustpostedth1s724
    @ijustpostedth1s724 Před rokem +383

    Womble: makes a joke about face reveal.
    6 years later, 4.01M subscribers: makes a 3 hour long video about the forest, face reveal on the last 30 seconds.
    As it turns out, our guy is one handsome dude. Shockingly handsome.

    • @zohess9419
      @zohess9419 Před rokem +5

      Shocking to know it's the same guy who gets butt fingered by a doctor monthly

    • @savvi3128
      @savvi3128 Před rokem +13

      Yep, coolest moment ever

  • @SephConUno
    @SephConUno Před 4 lety +8145

    "Don't look at this as censorship, let's view this as *Selective Viewing* "
    Cyanide Predicted EA's Defence for LootBoxes omg.

    • @jackinthebox8981
      @jackinthebox8981 Před 4 lety +158

      Oh god that ea reference made me shudder, god ea is one of the worst companies that I've ever heard of.

    • @nebvbn4504
      @nebvbn4504 Před 4 lety +212

      @@jackinthebox8981 *Have you heard about Nestle?*

    • @theman3645
      @theman3645 Před 4 lety +39

      Activision are catching up, EA actually realised a free game that had no p2w

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 Před 4 lety +145

      @@nebvbn4504 I remember the CEO of Nestle said that "water is not a human right"

    • @reloadseven2198
      @reloadseven2198 Před 4 lety +26

      @@Nelyak_07 he's a fucking chode lol

  • @BillyOnYouTube
    @BillyOnYouTube Před 5 lety +7925

    Wife: I completely payed off both of our life insurance plans.
    Cyanide: Yeah? Well I knifed NBK.

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 Před 5 lety +173

      My cousin traded me for a cow

    • @orlando780
      @orlando780 Před 5 lety +29

      Jeong Woo Rhee I still don’t understand the story about that can you explain?

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 Před 5 lety +113

      @@orlando780 My cousin. Traded me. For a cow.

    • @orlando780
      @orlando780 Před 5 lety +12

      Jeong Woo Rhee oh... I thought that was a joke on cyanide and people saying he fucked his cousin for a cow or something. I don’t know I don’t get any of it

    • @skysoldaccount5531
      @skysoldaccount5531 Před 5 lety +11

      @@orlando780 its from one of the Day Z videos

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman Před 3 lety +315

    8:37
    “Get good”
    “Getting good now”
    “It was at this moment Womble knew: he f***ed up.”

  • @mrvelic8523
    @mrvelic8523 Před 3 lety +396

    If somebody didnt notice Moogle said its thursday because in their Arma series they said thursday is no goverment and only anarchy day

    • @deceitfulhero1723
      @deceitfulhero1723 Před 3 lety +8

      Do you remember which Arma series? There was more than one, and I can't remember.

    • @psines2021
      @psines2021 Před 3 lety +29

      @@deceitfulhero1723 I think it's the anstitasi part 9

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 Před 3 lety +3

      Fifty Ga definitely antistasi. I just can’t remember which one.

    • @psines2021
      @psines2021 Před 3 lety +6

      @@stephweasenforth7891 I already said above it's anstitasi part 9

    • @knightsoliareofastora8133
      @knightsoliareofastora8133 Před 3 lety +21

      Yeak he said that two years after this came out

  • @OvenHut
    @OvenHut Před 7 lety +2131

    Awww Nep getting all embarrassed about saying she wants NBK's babies is so fucking adorable

  • @jackvallance2289
    @jackvallance2289 Před 7 lety +1061

    When you learn more from cyanides fun facts than you do in a semester at school

  • @callmecassian6952
    @callmecassian6952 Před 3 lety +527

    “Pretty soon Britain’s gonna leave the EU...”
    Yeah. Soon soviet

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Před 3 lety +398

    6:43
    False; Mr. Bentham's skeleton was present at _one_ meeting, in 2013.

  • @fimau7337
    @fimau7337 Před 6 lety +3290

    Always remember! "Soviet Womble is a professional csgo player... but he never said he is a good one"

    • @Irisfantasies
      @Irisfantasies Před 5 lety +27

      as he does it for a living... like anyone working on a office from 9 to 5

    • @radiusapplejack7336
      @radiusapplejack7336 Před 5 lety +2

      You have 666 likes ...

    • @jacoblansman8147
      @jacoblansman8147 Před 5 lety +9

      I was gonna say, Womble should have mentioned to NBK that he said it's his job, not necessarily that he's good at it.

    •  Před 5 lety

      Stalin was a good cs player in Real

    • @dankmememaster434
      @dankmememaster434 Před 5 lety +2

      i hope scissorballs got un baned

  • @ultidragonlord887
    @ultidragonlord887 Před 5 lety +1399

    "Yeah, well, I knifed NBK"
    "Yeah, well, you missed a planet"

  • @whyareyougay4630
    @whyareyougay4630 Před 3 lety +728

    Someone: **exist**
    Joseph Stalin: 11:17

  • @Eliconean
    @Eliconean Před rokem +49

    00:10 6 years later, we got that face reveal.
    But what's more important, Cyanide knifed NBK.

  • @Tony_ratface
    @Tony_ratface Před 7 lety +2164

    "i said moan seductively not have a fucking seizure"

    • @isaiahshy2406
      @isaiahshy2406 Před 6 lety

      PotatoKing Tony mmmm

    • @isleepless
      @isleepless Před 6 lety +44

      Cake is just too innocent to purposefully seduce someone.

    • @chief117s15
      @chief117s15 Před 6 lety +8

      Wow, you are just so fucking cool and knowledgeable aren't you? Stfu

    • @wabbajack8283
      @wabbajack8283 Před 6 lety +2

      ShepherdOfMemories No shit, Captain Sherlock.

    • @bradleymorgan8223
      @bradleymorgan8223 Před 6 lety

      I love how cake was perfectly fine to be objectified like that...

  • @DvntyDigital
    @DvntyDigital Před 7 lety +1895

    It's always a good day when Womble uploads

  • @HSF8811
    @HSF8811 Před 4 lety +36

    I appreciate how the Teamspeak gets quieter as the team gets further away at the end.

  • @JJVLT
    @JJVLT Před 3 lety +168

    Nep being flustered is the most adorable thing ever "no no no no no no"

  • @CrystallizedBlackSkull
    @CrystallizedBlackSkull Před 7 lety +2157

    That Nep blush was fucking adorable

  • @suylapolat1378
    @suylapolat1378 Před 4 lety +2129

    Thanos: iam inevitable
    Cyanide: well i knifed NBK

  • @lenardprinsloo5515
    @lenardprinsloo5515 Před 3 lety +40

    watching this again after years, never noticed the subliminal Neeson at 5:12, these videos just keep on giving.

    • @ernestogastelum9123
      @ernestogastelum9123 Před 2 lety

      you never noticed that? that was the most obvious "subliminal" message ever

    • @lenardprinsloo5515
      @lenardprinsloo5515 Před 2 lety

      @@ernestogastelum9123 guess I didn't have such a keen eye

  • @SalieriFromABOVE
    @SalieriFromABOVE Před rokem +15

    0:09 6 and a half years later, guess what ?

    • @zohess9419
      @zohess9419 Před rokem +1

      He looks like Sheen from Friends.

  • @NJAS113
    @NJAS113 Před 5 lety +2934

    @0:37 “well pretty soon Britain’s gonna leave the EU”
    3 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧...
    Well you see, there’s been a few problems with that..

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 Před 5 lety +1511

    "Why do you have a Deagle, Moogle?"
    "Because it's Thursday."
    Makes sense to me.

    • @TANKCRAZY1
      @TANKCRAZY1 Před 5 lety +3

      Best part

    • @john34261
      @john34261 Před 4 lety +4

      maybe becouse he wants to rotate the pistols on the day to have a variety

    • @wavestrider2160
      @wavestrider2160 Před 4 lety +1

      Because its wednesday my dudes~

    • @ogloc420
      @ogloc420 Před 4 lety +18

      I played with Moogle once and I asked him why he didnt have a deagle cuz its thursday and he was like I dont use the deagle anymore and then my friend asked if he was a horse would he be called neighle and then he disconnected immediately

    • @igneous061
      @igneous061 Před 4 lety +1

      Gold

  • @Noxvoyager
    @Noxvoyager Před 10 měsíci +15

    00:10 6 years and a couple of million followers later, Doom finally got his wish.

  • @kye6375
    @kye6375 Před 3 lety +62

    2:27 dude that ct must be the protagonist in an animated movie

  • @christiancotie4189
    @christiancotie4189 Před 4 lety +6597

    Womble: we’re not to be misogynistic
    Also Womble: Cake, you’re now the eye candy. Moan seductively for the audience

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 Před 3 lety +409

      Cake:*whimpers*

    • @-xghost_4013
      @-xghost_4013 Před 3 lety +366

      I said Moan seductively Not having a Fucking seizure

    • @DegenerateWeeb69
      @DegenerateWeeb69 Před 3 lety +49

      New actually blocked me on Twitter for making a moaning joke on her birthday

    • @erwidobi7812
      @erwidobi7812 Před 3 lety +32

      @sabine seems like she does it 4 attention so she prolly assumed u were making fun of her

    • @cinnarator6945
      @cinnarator6945 Před 3 lety +87

      You cannot put ZF and the word "sensitivity" together in a sentence.

  • @swimsvg1855
    @swimsvg1855 Před 6 lety +6116

    I would pay real money to have Cyanide read fun facts to me when I'm sad.

    • @hehexd8089
      @hehexd8089 Před 6 lety +236

      That would make me even sadder because of the fact that i have to pay someone to spend time with me

    • @HabibuHalama
      @HabibuHalama Před 6 lety +43

      You must be fun at parties, funny man.

    • @detroitdave9512
      @detroitdave9512 Před 6 lety +2

      you don't have any money

    • @swimsvg1855
      @swimsvg1855 Před 6 lety +11

      Thats why I said "would" otherwise I WILL do that.

    • @izharhaque2851
      @izharhaque2851 Před 6 lety +5

      SWIMS Gameing
      Who knows the name of the song at 5:04 ?? Plz, I liek very much :p

  • @skunk4918
    @skunk4918 Před 3 lety +107

    Womble: see ellie, we're nice, we're nice people
    Ellie: extremely nice
    Womble: shut your mouth.

  • @roponen332
    @roponen332 Před 4 lety +558

    2016: *Soon* we are no longer in EU
    *2020* : lost 5 billion pounds and 4 years, not great not terrible

    • @jochen4207
      @jochen4207 Před 4 lety +40

      5 billion pounds? That's what I call determination for weigh loss

    • @sirkana
      @sirkana Před 3 lety +7

      @@60508 I mean, they could have used that to help the homeless or the unemployed, but instead shat it down the toilet.

    • @emielverbeeren8181
      @emielverbeeren8181 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sirkana Well, they saved a multitude of that now by now having to pay the insane EU coronavirus relief aid or however it's called so actually I think they did pretty well.

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 Před 3 lety +17

      @@emielverbeeren8181 you know that the UK is getting way more fucked by covid than most of Europe.

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce Před 3 lety

      @@60508 that’s a bad way to look at it

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Před 7 lety +1090

    The Nep vs. Womble knife fight at 10:40 was classic...a moment of pure karma.

    • @syl_cherub
      @syl_cherub Před 6 lety +2

      777scubadiver LeGEnDary KaRMa

  • @kfcdonutking4237
    @kfcdonutking4237 Před 7 lety +2737

    betrayal..BeTrAyAl....BETRAYAL

  • @shoobzy3431
    @shoobzy3431 Před 2 lety +27

    11:13 my favourite moment in the video for sure lol. The little "what what" he does while walking up to him like he's gonna mug him.

  • @smogilez4517
    @smogilez4517 Před rokem +19

    He finally got 100 followers

  • @__-il4sw
    @__-il4sw Před 6 lety +1621

    NBK knifed flusha
    Cyanide knifed NBK
    Flusha cheats
    Cyanide > cheats

    • @TheOtherLPer203
      @TheOtherLPer203 Před 5 lety +124

      Cyanide knifed NBK.
      Edberg knifed Cyanide
      Edberg > NBK

    • @francis3334
      @francis3334 Před 5 lety +67

      Edberg: So goddamn easy

    • @rikupv
      @rikupv Před 5 lety +4

      @@francis3334 I think he fucking rage quit - Soviet

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 Před 5 lety

      @@rikupv Video cut

    • @igneous061
      @igneous061 Před 5 lety

      Because its thursday

  • @TheRABIDdude
    @TheRABIDdude Před 6 lety +1453

    2:26 *

    • @comrade6947
      @comrade6947 Před 6 lety +12

      TheRABIDdude-brah lol 😂

    • @elijahd.1340
      @elijahd.1340 Před 6 lety +4

      TheRABIDdude true

    • @hopoffz
      @hopoffz Před 6 lety +1

      blatant cheater lmao

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 6 lety

      Someone should edit this to be rebels shooting at Darth Vader and having the shots deflected back at them.

    • @pikaman_
      @pikaman_ Před 6 lety

      loooooooool

  • @timlangley7169
    @timlangley7169 Před rokem +20

    Who would have thought that womble would be so handsome in the end

  • @firesonic1010
    @firesonic1010 Před 4 měsíci +7

    The face reveal bit has aged like wine now.

  • @3Dusers
    @3Dusers Před 7 lety +1056

    Nep's "no"
    "Noi nyoi noi noi"
    so adorbs

  • @cairotimothy3215
    @cairotimothy3215 Před 6 lety +1776

    Approximately a year later and this is still better content then most CZcamsres

    • @hariyanuar8222
      @hariyanuar8222 Před 6 lety +28

      Cairo Timothy321 *than

    • @ascended8174
      @ascended8174 Před 6 lety +24

      *CZcamsrs

    • @Chris_KAy
      @Chris_KAy Před 6 lety +5

      im watching this for the... ehm ... 10th time i think, cant find anything better x´D

    • @CaptainEarls
      @CaptainEarls Před 6 lety +2

      Chrusaster same

    • @Tokyo_Pop
      @Tokyo_Pop Před 6 lety +1

      Check out Mr. Sark's content~ It's very well done too

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 Před rokem +10

    And here in 2023, Soviet finally did that reveal.

  • @caliqm2199
    @caliqm2199 Před 3 lety +48

    Cake has helped me realize a paradox or possibly a new law in thermodynamics:
    It's impossible for someone to fail as a fanservice character,cause when they do fail the fans consider it cute

  • @KottiXD
    @KottiXD Před 7 lety +4173

    "But i knifed NBK" ... this sentence Cyanide will say in every argument xD

  • @Azinnation
    @Azinnation Před 7 lety +247

    I love it how it went from fun facts with cyanide to annoying facts with cyanide

  • @mementomori5580
    @mementomori5580 Před rokem +13

    And 6 years later, we finally got the face reveal

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack Před 3 měsíci +3

    Who knew that 7 years later, the ship had finally arrived

  • @andrewknickerbocker314
    @andrewknickerbocker314 Před 5 lety +1685

    Im so 'mad' that Womble left out when Nep and NBK realized they were just a few hours drive from each other and started making it seem like they were ACTUALLY gonna smash lol. it was freggin funny!!!

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 Před 5 lety +225

      Too hot for youtube

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 Před 5 lety +191

      Do you have a clip of that?
      To see you're not lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @baccaismemebob2603
      @baccaismemebob2603 Před 4 lety +30

      Lemon Bot if i recall it was part of the womble v cyanide livestream (thats the title)

    • @baccaismemebob2603
      @baccaismemebob2603 Před 4 lety +57

      Lemon Bot
      czcams.com/video/EEaTj-eshDk/video.html
      Youre gonna have to wtach all of it to find it good luck when

    • @Jay-fs2nw
      @Jay-fs2nw Před 4 lety +187

      I watched it, good stream but what he’s talking about is basically only just saying he’s in Germany and that Nep could drive there since she’s in Austria, and her saying no since she’s scared of his girlfriend, unfortunately there’s not much more

  • @moritzziermann1691
    @moritzziermann1691 Před 7 lety +360

    "Did u know that French has 17 words to surrender" this killed me...

    • @JAMEYX
      @JAMEYX Před 6 lety +1

      Moritz Ziermann yes

    • @senpaiclark1042
      @senpaiclark1042 Před 6 lety +3

      Moritz Ziermann
      I think one of that 17 kinds of surrender has a “I surrender” in it

    • @r.a.c.douceur766
      @r.a.c.douceur766 Před 6 lety +1

      We have 105 words for vagina and 216 for penis tho

    • @raafikilevraienv2v
      @raafikilevraienv2v Před 6 lety +4

      DOUCEUr THAT'S SEXIST, WAMEN HAVE LESS WORDS
      lul.

    • @r.a.c.douceur766
      @r.a.c.douceur766 Před 6 lety +2

      Mouth and butthole synonyms compensate that

  • @selore4865
    @selore4865 Před rokem +14

    Man, I can't believe Soviet finally did a face reveal. Congrats on 100 followers!! 🎉🎉

  • @tantalus44
    @tantalus44 Před 3 lety +40

    "Just shoot him."
    Womble about a CSGO professional.

  • @Antpoolio
    @Antpoolio Před 7 lety +2216

    Pretty sure about 50% of this video is just Cyanide saying facts. Well, the more you know

    • @Reza-hq6bq
      @Reza-hq6bq Před 7 lety +136

      did you know that 50% of this video is Cyanide stating random facts mid game?

    • @Alpheamus
      @Alpheamus Před 7 lety +2

      Aaaaannnddd..... SCENE.

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor Před 7 lety +10

      Did you know there is a petition calling Cy a Chubby Bunny by members of ZF? www.change.org/p/sovietwomble-every-member-of-the-z-f-clan-must-refer-to-cyanide-as-chubby-bunny?recruiter=597930797&Link

    • @filipl1130
      @filipl1130 Před 7 lety

      remember me?

    • @Antpoolio
      @Antpoolio Před 7 lety

      Isorange3
      the kid who said to use faceit instead of having an unranked mm? Lol what a coincidence xD

  • @roxana1986
    @roxana1986 Před 7 lety +301

    00:00 - Cyanide one deaging
    00:05 - CT or T sided map?
    00:10 - face reveal on 100 followers
    00:19 - why's Soviet got an AWP?
    00:25 - I'm not going where you're going
    00:37 - what will happen wen the UK leaves the EU
    00:43 - why do you have a deagle Moogle?
    00:47 - italian lessons with ZF
    00:57 - Occupational hazards
    01:12 - dominion owners
    01:29 - H3H3
    01:47 - teachings of the ZF Sensitivity training meeting
    02:14 - 4 AWPs going mid to B
    02:18 - the handicap Soviet
    02:25 - totally cocked
    02:35 - Edberg banned for friendly fire
    02:47 - stuck in the wall
    02:56 - selective vieweing
    03:15 - NASA should hire Soviet to throw things into orbit
    03:29 - Edberg clicking
    03:41 - inconspicuous gun-barrel
    03:46 - about lipstick usage
    03:51 - about fast food intake
    03:59 - what are you reading?
    04:03 - about Ithyphallophobia
    04:07 - about tapir's goods
    04:11 - about hot air ballons
    04:14 - about grounds for divorce
    04:19 - about defeated apes
    04:23 - about lipstick ingredients
    04:26 - about japanese names
    04:31 - about French marriage
    04:34 - about pets in Iceland
    04:37 - about flinks
    04:40 - about the Heinz Ketchup bottle
    04:50 - about whale's goods
    04:58 - overdramatic death
    05:12 - Nep missed
    05:21 - Cake as the eye-candy
    05:35 - about the sex of horses
    05:43 - about a pig execution
    05:49 - about sloths digestion
    05:53 - STOP with the facts
    05:56 - Wombles's Dignity timed out
    06:05 - no one wants Womble's babies
    06:24 - Husslepuff
    06:33 - about slugs noses
    06:36 - about Los Angeles
    06:43 - about the skeleton of Jeremy Bentham
    06:48 - about pigs physiognomy
    06:52 - about catfish
    06:56 - about the French language
    07:00 - about birds
    07:03 - unsubscribed from Cyanide fun-facts
    07:12 - he's in the smoke
    07:20 - Womble's pure skill
    07:30 - the average ZF game
    07:47 - The Face-off preparations
    08:15 - Cyanide's team getting butt fucked
    08:37 - Cyanide's team getting good
    09:00 - haxx clearly
    09:03 - NVK and Frosty of EnVyUs
    09:32 - Nep want to have NBK's babies
    09:45 - false sense of security
    09:51 - NBK could be in there you go first
    09:59 - Cyanide flirting with NBK
    10:05 - Cyanide doesn't believe
    10:16 - forgets to stad up
    10:24 - I shall boost you...PSYCH!
    10:28 - knife fight: Nep vs Soviet
    10:47 - Cynide knifed NBK
    11:10 - BETRAYAL
    11:22 - 360 no scope
    11:33 - beset on all sides by idiots

    • @ochoaboyy4064
      @ochoaboyy4064 Před 7 lety +9

      +roh86 i'm very impressed

    • @gewoonsam4650
      @gewoonsam4650 Před 7 lety +6

      +roh86 im not sure if its low life to have done this or do i have to be impressed

    • @davebowman9000
      @davebowman9000 Před 7 lety +10

      Thank you kindly, good Internet citizen

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky Před 7 lety +15

      It's like scene selection on the dvd menu. 10/9

    • @giermash5279
      @giermash5279 Před 7 lety

      I don't know what to think about it

  • @roccoemmanuel
    @roccoemmanuel Před 3 lety +63

    "French language has 17 words for surrender"
    No wonder how it was so easy for them to do that

    • @1ava
      @1ava Před 3 lety

      good job explaining the joke !

    • @roccoemmanuel
      @roccoemmanuel Před 3 lety

      @@1ava no problem! I was just helping you to understand

    • @1ava
      @1ava Před 3 lety +1

      @@roccoemmanuel i was being sarcastic lmao

    • @roccoemmanuel
      @roccoemmanuel Před 3 lety +4

      @@1ava i know lmao😂😂 i was just trying to hit you with it, another joke:
      Why did a guy died at a theatre?
      I guess he didn't see the trailer coming

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 Před 3 lety +1

      Did you know all French tanks have rearview mirrors so that they can see the enemy?

  • @warbrand2
    @warbrand2 Před rokem +8

    Six years later we get the face reveal on a video about the forest.

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 Před 7 lety +900

    I finally paused the video at the exact fucking moment Soviet put in that subliminal Neeson.

  • @faitharielsterling235
    @faitharielsterling235 Před 7 lety +423

    I can just re-watch bullshittery because it doesn't go old to me, it's always funny

    • @gamerminion3865
      @gamerminion3865 Před 7 lety +11

      I've watched every bullshittery at least 10 times

    • @appelsappie8736
      @appelsappie8736 Před 7 lety +8

      It's more because soviet doesn't upload anything new.

    • @faitharielsterling235
      @faitharielsterling235 Před 7 lety +27

      I'm not bothered that he doesn't upload often,
      His content is just so funny it doesn't go old, if you're going to complain to soviet, why are you even here because some people can have busy or complicated lives they may only do something funny sometimes so obviously he can't always upload

  • @tylerrobertson4720
    @tylerrobertson4720 Před 2 lety +16

    Here to pay my respects to a CS legend… We will miss you NBK

  • @Aeropunk08
    @Aeropunk08 Před rokem +8

    Amazing that Womble has finally hit 100 followers. Well done Soviet!

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod Před 7 lety +1092

    This is the reason why Cyanide is my favorite person.

    • @ElisArid
      @ElisArid Před 7 lety +28

      hee hee

    • @dawsontvdc
      @dawsontvdc Před 7 lety +13

      +fishing_gamer_vlogs Actually it's h3h3 ;D

    • @arezim96
      @arezim96 Před 7 lety +1

      did you know hahaha its kill me when he said that xD

    • @zach3775
      @zach3775 Před 7 lety

      +rimi How bout' no?😒

    • @user-ho4ex4oi7t
      @user-ho4ex4oi7t Před 7 lety +1

      The Ultra-Gamer cxcxxXxvcxxx

  • @nolla7591
    @nolla7591 Před 6 lety +1002

    -See Ellie, we're nice people
    -Extremly ni-
    -Shut your mouth

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 Před 5 lety +2

      Aha... That's the joke...

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 Před 5 lety

      @@michaeljharin6152 are both of you too fucking stupid to see I was making fun of OP for just commenting something funny from the video for likes?

  • @lemonadeislife9278
    @lemonadeislife9278 Před 11 měsíci +7

    took 6 years from this statement to finally face reveal eh

  • @edwinkjellzahn
    @edwinkjellzahn Před rokem +4

    5:12 I’VE SEEN THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE SUBLIMINAL NEESON

  • @JN7F
    @JN7F Před 6 lety +615

    Did you know that person like cyanide can tell 284 facts during 1 competitive game?

    • @wubz2879
      @wubz2879 Před 5 lety +7

      Janne Nuutinen *one round

  • @Aztro
    @Aztro Před 7 lety +815

    really want womble to take yt full time when he hits 1m

    • @thinhvcoin
      @thinhvcoin Před 7 lety +99

      He is full time now. However, it still take long time for him to complete a video. He is also working on multiple projects simultaneously.

    • @borgy9651
      @borgy9651 Před 7 lety +7

      he has been full time since february i think,

    • @timnone2924
      @timnone2924 Před 7 lety +24

      he already does youtube full time but his subs dont matter, hes not monetizing youtube. Only twitch and patreon

    • @emilysanders2176
      @emilysanders2176 Před 7 lety +79

      It takes so long because of how beautifully he edits this shit. I'm amazed by his subtitles

    • @ItsUbi
      @ItsUbi Před 7 lety +1

      he is full time

  • @cleny217
    @cleny217 Před 3 lety +30

    The older this video gets, the better this line gets. "Soon enough the UK will leave the EU" 4 years later

  • @matthewwade1432
    @matthewwade1432 Před rokem +5

    Doom finally got his wish

  • @kittyyyyyyyy
    @kittyyyyyyyy Před 6 lety +839

    5:22 the way cake said "okay" is so fucking cute

    • @linden6352
      @linden6352 Před 6 lety +54

      I agree. Also my favorite clip.

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 Před 6 lety +119

      The way cake exists is fucking cute

    • @jackthelad6386
      @jackthelad6386 Před 6 lety +14

      Does she have a channel on yt or twitch?

    • @Blazewolf23
      @Blazewolf23 Před 6 lety +8

      tb Kitty. Lol yep Literaly nai reason i Came back to this specific video in the series

    • @leeyeow4434
      @leeyeow4434 Před 6 lety

      Radu Nicolae Turtoi deleted channel?

  • @sidneyisais8862
    @sidneyisais8862 Před 5 lety +2747

    I want to see more of Cake :D

  • @madmegatron1430
    @madmegatron1430 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I miss you guys so much. Wish we could see more of Cy and Womble.

    • @timmys8119
      @timmys8119 Před 3 měsíci

      He’s streaming on twitch if you didn’t know

  • @MegaHertz_MHZ
    @MegaHertz_MHZ Před 3 lety +6

    9:40 Those "No no" were like the cutest thing in this video, maybe in the whole channel :D

  • @AGenericAccount
    @AGenericAccount Před 7 lety +902

    I clicked faster than an African bushman when I saw this in my feed

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 Před 4 lety +2281

    6:56 Cyanide: “Did you know that the French Have seventeen different words for surrender?”
    Well, that explains a lot…

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer Před 4 lety +31

      of course they have xD

    • @TheGreatDorian
      @TheGreatDorian Před 4 lety +126

      Fuck off with the stereotype.
      Also, only two words for surrender : "se rendre" and "capituler".

    • @gurke640
      @gurke640 Před 4 lety +187

      @@TheGreatDorian angry french man?

    • @Skrubs
      @Skrubs Před 4 lety +43

      @@gurke640 yes

    • @achievementbird2641
      @achievementbird2641 Před 4 lety +150

      Mordred he actually knows both words for surrender just in case someone looks at him funny and he has to flee

  • @akhilm9851
    @akhilm9851 Před 2 lety +4

    Soviet: git gud
    Ringer: *gets good*
    Soviet: *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @meltingstream3385
    @meltingstream3385 Před 7 lety +1486

    You guys remind me of the reds & blues from red vs blue

    • @prodbym1daz
      @prodbym1daz Před 7 lety +16

      Melting Stream i miss red vs blue

    • @meltingstream3385
      @meltingstream3385 Před 7 lety +6

      +Srate they made a new trailer, I can't wait for that

    • @thebadger4040
      @thebadger4040 Před 6 lety +65

      Cyanide = Caboose

    • @lesh9418
      @lesh9418 Před 6 lety +5

      Srate well your in luck, there's a new season that came out

    • @agenttennessee
      @agenttennessee Před 6 lety +3

      TheShdow425 Just ended like yesterday

  • @user-hw7hi7pb3x
    @user-hw7hi7pb3x Před 5 lety +344

    Is anyone gonna realize that NBK watches Soviet's videos/streams, hence the only reason he knows that Soviet said he was a CS pro?

    • @sukondisnuts8806
      @sukondisnuts8806 Před 5 lety +62

      Orrrr cynade : come play a 5 v 5 with me against my friends
      Nbk : okay against who?
      Cynade : a guy called soviet he said hes a csgo pro
      Nbk : lmao

    • @giggusmaximus2167
      @giggusmaximus2167 Před 4 lety +33

      @@sukondisnuts8806 how would cyanide know NBK tho. NBK had to have seen cyanide on Soviets videos because that's the only reason anyone knows that idiot lol

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista Před 4 lety +5

      @@giggusmaximus2167 yeah but then why would he volunteer to go to cyanides team instead of womble?

  • @lordvis3359
    @lordvis3359 Před rokem +4

    The face revealed was in fact on 4M subs. Doom was pretty close tho.

  • @adhamsyahmi8129
    @adhamsyahmi8129 Před 4 lety +21

    Never fails to crack me up when Soviet went speechless after nep stating that she wants babies but not from Soviet 😂😂

  • @LilFrenchie
    @LilFrenchie Před 7 lety +762

    I'm french and I've spent ten minutes trying to figure out wich was all these 17 words to say surrender
    I've waisted ten minutes of my life

    • @vikiingen
      @vikiingen Před 6 lety +3

      Julien Boluda How many did you come up with? xD

    • @Kenddamus
      @Kenddamus Před 6 lety +156

      capituler, abandonner, abdiquer, caler, céder, composer, fléchir, parlementer, plier, ployer, renoncer, se démettre, se rendre, se replier, se retirer, se soumettre, succomber, tomber, traiter, transiger
      That's actually 20, and I didn't count the expressions xD

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 Před 6 lety +40

      Kenddamus traiter et parlementer ne sont pas des synonyme de se rendre.

    • @0keimchi
      @0keimchi Před 6 lety +31

      Synonymous for the number of times France has to surrender? :p

    • @Kenddamus
      @Kenddamus Před 6 lety

      @lolsquad Bah, en fait j'ai juste tapé sur Google et retiré vite fait ceux qui étaient de plus d'un mot (se ne comptant pas pour moi). J'ai pas trop fait gaffe aux quelques "synonymes" qui sont en fait plutôt dans l'implicite ^^

  • @risingstar1811
    @risingstar1811 Před 7 lety +796

    was that actually NBK?and how tf did cyanide manage to get him to play

    • @epion660
      @epion660 Před 7 lety +655

      He's a fan of these videos.

    • @christiannugraha1011
      @christiannugraha1011 Před 7 lety +170

      Just seach "nbk twitter sovietwomble" on Google.

    • @joodajoo
      @joodajoo Před 7 lety +581

      Believe it or not : pro gamers are just gamers who get paid and famous for doing such.

    • @cradleofgoth
      @cradleofgoth Před 7 lety +272

      ...and are better than nearly everyone else.

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin Před 7 lety +215

      .. and are people who can watch some Womble bullshittery for fun and enjoy the level of crazy in the videos.

  • @blacklight8658
    @blacklight8658 Před rokem +2

    Soviet: get gud!
    Dicky/NBK: So you have chosen... DEATH

  • @vlgnetdragon9757
    @vlgnetdragon9757 Před 3 lety +6

    6:03 "You missed! How could you miss, he was 3 feet in front of you?!"

  • @yaboicryingseal5889
    @yaboicryingseal5889 Před 6 lety +2095

    Did you know the French language has seventeen different words for surrender killed me

    • @WalkingCWild
      @WalkingCWild Před 6 lety +27

      Ya Boi crying seal thing is, that is just stupid considering they never fucking surrendered

    • @yaboicryingseal5889
      @yaboicryingseal5889 Před 6 lety +121

      Moley’s biggest Fan that doesn't mean that it's not funny

    • @aaronj6060
      @aaronj6060 Před 6 lety +197

      They did surrender. In the "Battle of France" which started 10th of may, 1940. They surrendered just over six weeks later to Nazi Germany, on the 22nd of June, 1940 which is when the armistice was signed. The armistice ultimately meant that France would give 2/3 of their land to Nazi Germany. All the while, Mussolini (Italian Leader) declared war on France on the 10th of June, 1940, which France once again surrendered, on the 25th of June. Still didn't surrender?

    • @aaronj6060
      @aaronj6060 Před 6 lety +116

      Also, the Italian attack actually only started on the 20th of June. So the French only lasted 5 days against Italy, and just *under* six weeks to the Germans.

    • @_NobodySpecial_
      @_NobodySpecial_ Před 6 lety +10

      aaron julian ANNIHILATION