There's probably an imaginary life coach on Beige's shoulder constantly screaming "NO PAIN" as he barrels through the misery of watching hours of Schumer content.
Thing about tanks (that are demilitarized, as in the breach is cut so it can no longer shoot and the MGs removed) is that there was a time where lots of people bought them for use as industrial machines. Being on treads, and WWII-era US tanks in particular being able to accept a variety of engines and transmissions, M3/5s, M4s, M24s have been converted for use as tractors and bulldozers, often being modified further for their custom uses. Lots of M4s ended up being used for logging and demolition. Writing this factoid out was more interesting than any of Schumer's jokes.
The "trans friend" skit is stolen from an episode of seinfeld. George lies about having black friends to prove he's not racist and then spends the whole episode trying to find a black friend before he gets caught lying by his African American boss
I imagine the rat, dying of thirst, making it to the puddle in a heroic last effort. But lacking the energy to dip its head to the water and swallow. That thought is funnier than the skits sounded.
"... except Amy's ability is she can sense where a draft is coming from. It's not actually that bad, in theory, it's just too long winded." Amy should hire you.
You know Beige is the only reason I've ever watched more than a minute or two of amy. I trust where he's going so he always gets the benefit of the doubt. I'm very appreciative of his willingness to consume this shit she makes so we don't have to. Also, cannot wait for the post Jones V Cereal fight video.
Totally understand wanting to make things as polished as possible, but I've listened to people rant into their $10 mics about wrestling when I gave no shits about wrestling and I was thoroughly entertained. It's about the personality and viewpoint, not so much the quality or even the content. Just do whatever you want fam.
Yeah. There are a ton of people I watch on youtube purely for their takes of opinions despite not putting much effort into editing. I know people like my opinions, so I want to put more out there without necessarily worrying about making a high effort video.
Whoa guy, your journey is far from over. You didn't mention stalking her, leaving a trail of cupcakes to lure her to a local swamp, watching all the local swamp critters feast on Amy's disgusting fat before you drive them away with a torch. With the critters gone, she could be hogtied, drug over a fire pit....
I can genuinely hear the anxiety in your voice when you get ready to recall the next skit, like Amy herself personally broke into your house to both bore you and annoy you. I hope you make hundreds of these free-form vids. This was so peaceful to listen to. That and I just selfishly want content more frequently.
I’m always excited for Beige Frequency uploads, but never more so than when I hear he’s been tortured in the process of making it. I can’t think of a worse thing than having to listen to Amy Schumer
Been watching your videos so long and I can’t believe I never stopped to say this: You’re a great artist. Love the way your art borders on caricature and realism. Thanks for your hard work and art work
Very few creators do I stop whatever I’m doing and immediately click when I see new content has been posted…you are without question one of those creators, Beige. As fantastic as your videos, analysis and breakdowns of various events in our shared little communities have proven themselves to be…that will be the case well in to the foreseeable future. This is downright hilarious, certainly far more so than the season of Amy’s nonsensical BS show will be, that’s for sure…and not that I’ll ever find out first hand. Fortunately, we have you to do the vast majority of our cringe viewing on our behalf…for that we owe you an endless debt of gratitude, my friend. As always, great work Beige, you’re killing it.
im giving this video a thumbs up even though i could not finish it. even listening to something about amy schumer, regardless of how well it was produced, bores me to tears.
Thanks for biting the bullet for us Beige. Sounds like her ideas are prob better suited in shorter form like TikTok or something. Like she has a joke she wants to tell, but it's just that one so she has to repeat it to be a full sketch. I enjoyed this video though and look forward to your thoughts after the fight this weekend!
Good Lord, man!!! You sat through 5 episodes of some Amy Schumer skatta?! Twice?!? Just for material to give us a new video? It's appreciated, but cawd! Salute to you, Sir!
This was an experimental, but very good video. I've been trying to figure out what exactly it is about this sort of comedy that turns people off, and I think I've got part of it. There's this severe desperation (or hard-on, I'm not sure which term is more fitting) from the writers on Amy Schumer's show and far too many other pieces of media to name, to get social commentary across to the viewers about society at large, so they can appear smart AND funny. Emphasis on "appear".
But that's where the problems rear their heads. The commentary about issues that should be obvious to the audience has the subtlety of anvils being dropped out of an inflight airplane, so it becomes more condescending than anything else, making you feel like you're being lectured at. The message is prioritized above humor, and it results in a sore lack of playfulness missing from the comedy that ends up making it a chore to sit through. At worst, it feels like the writers were simply very angry. An American Carol is an extreme example of this, and it is MISERABLE. The writers pick the same easy targets you would see from the average, hyperaware Twitter user, so this makes the writing feel like it was no different from a popular tweet you could read on the site. Or it results in screencaps of said moments on the show, almost like it was geared towards that. And on top of that, this shit has become so accepted and ubiquitous across many forms of media, that it understandably becomes a deal-breaker and a red flag for a lot of people So when writing like this elicits a "Who is this even for?!" from people, it's because it gives off the essence of writers smugly patting themselves on their backs, because they made something that was geared far less towards the audience, and far more towards themselves.
I think it's virtue signaling in the most dictionary definition version of the term. the sketches are thinly veiled versions of "this is the thing we believe in." But the problem is that they were too nervous to make a real statement about anything. I think they were genuinely worried about triggering or upsetting people. So they didn't take any chances.
They're paid to make propaganda. In Amy's case, she still has the desperation from the adoration of strangers that all comedians have. She wants to be "honest" but knows that she's only allowed to have the narrow views that she pretends to have. Propaganda kills authenticity, and authenticity is required for comedy about one's worldview to work. The NPC meme perfectly lays bare why this shit will never be funny. The creepy borg-like state of the modern left is inhuman and chilling.
@@Doc-GlockVery well put. I read this in regards to vtubers chasing clout; "Your peers are not your fans, your peers are not paying you, your peers are not your audience."
Can't wait to see you review The Machine. Regardless if it's good or not, I feel its reception will significantly impact comedians and possible future movie deals.
@Rocky Evans no way in hell th Machine is a good movie. Imagine hearing that story for the 12th time, stretched out to roughly 90 minutes, and probably with a shoehorned love interest
I'm pretty sure the "Thing that turns black people white when police are around" bit was also done by either Chappelle or Chris Rock at some point... They also did that joke in the second "Men In Black" movie. All these years later, Amy still steals jokes and then butchers them.
As a traditional artist, I love watching your digital portraits evolve from rough outlines to their final form while listening to your honestly interesting commentary (and pain you went through watching & taking detailed notes on Amy's "comedy" series). btw. *_Tubi. You'll find better content buried at the bottom of your septic tank._* Was Fkn Hilarious !!
Reporter: "Can you tell us a little bit of what we can expect from Inside Amy Schumer?" Amy: "Basically it's Chappelle's Show but with my Classic Amy Schumer "Muh Vagina" and "Orange Man Bad" style of comedy my fan have come to love."
When's the next TFATK update video? I feel like so much has happened in that universe it's going to have to be a 3 hour + video. Thank you for your service, beast of a work ethnic!
Time to grab an apron and get behind the fryers, bubba. At this rate we’re gonna need another body in the dishpit; orders are flying in. I mean, water weed dune hair?
I haven't seen the sketch, but the premise of a Jewish woman having a super power allowing her to be able to tell where a draft is coming from is pretty funny lol
I this format because it means more content; your general insights on things are interesting and entertaining, as well as nice to listen to as background noise while reading.
Your point about different tastes of draincleaners made me think about the dishsoap in my kitchen that smells like a specific brand of candy. I‘ll probably try it the next time I feel like doing something stupid. That is all
Holy Crayola, you're gettin' good, Beige. I'm happy to see the evolution of the skill over time and glad to see it's only gettin' better, bro. Also, Amy Schumer watched 5 seasons of MadTV and probably stole every single nugget of comedy she could from it and it shows.
Beige posting a Amy Schumer video is like Rocky doing roadwork in the snow and getting back to basics.
There's probably an imaginary life coach on Beige's shoulder constantly screaming "NO PAIN" as he barrels through the misery of watching hours of Schumer content.
@@dystealwobble5851
"I'll just make fun of her tomorrow"
"THERE IS NO TOMORROW!"
Good analogy
@@randomaccount3365 Paulie buys Beige a new AI powered robot.
Lolol
Amy naming her kid Gene attell was the funniest thing she ever did and it wasn't a joke.
Wasn't the fat piece of shit supposed to do a polygraph over stolen jokes?
wdym it wasn’t a joke? her intentions weren’t for it to sound like genitals ?
@@illuminatiop745 Yes
Gene Atell, Attorney at Balls
Thing about tanks (that are demilitarized, as in the breach is cut so it can no longer shoot and the MGs removed) is that there was a time where lots of people bought them for use as industrial machines. Being on treads, and WWII-era US tanks in particular being able to accept a variety of engines and transmissions, M3/5s, M4s, M24s have been converted for use as tractors and bulldozers, often being modified further for their custom uses. Lots of M4s ended up being used for logging and demolition.
Writing this factoid out was more interesting than any of Schumer's jokes.
tank facts!(for kids)
I know a guy in new zealand who has a T-80 he was gifted in 92. Breach can fire talcum powder shells.
Way funnier as well, give this man a "Special".
I've converted a tank to a studio apartment
"I've watched a lot of amy schumer content" I am so sorry for you.
Clicked immediately.
Same
Me too. Beige content so good
Every time
Liked immediately
Based.
The "trans friend" skit is stolen from an episode of seinfeld. George lies about having black friends to prove he's not racist and then spends the whole episode trying to find a black friend before he gets caught lying by his African American boss
Seinfeld episodes have aged like wine
@@rockyevans1584 Proof that good comedy is timeless.
Can't stand ya
I don't think that's the same thing
I imagine the rat, dying of thirst, making it to the puddle in a heroic last effort. But lacking the energy to dip its head to the water and swallow. That thought is funnier than the skits sounded.
a dead rat is the most foulest smell ever
"... except Amy's ability is she can sense where a draft is coming from. It's not actually that bad, in theory, it's just too long winded." Amy should hire you.
You know Beige is the only reason I've ever watched more than a minute or two of amy. I trust where he's going so he always gets the benefit of the doubt. I'm very appreciative of his willingness to consume this shit she makes so we don't have to. Also, cannot wait for the post Jones V Cereal fight video.
Imagine if he is a fan and just tricking you into watching?
you felt like watching amy after seeing these? odd
@@PEPPERS777 i think they meant through watching these videos is the only way they’d watch Amy Schumer
Stop making comments after doing a crack pipe, Galactus and PEPPERS
What kind of cereal?
Totally understand wanting to make things as polished as possible, but I've listened to people rant into their $10 mics about wrestling when I gave no shits about wrestling and I was thoroughly entertained. It's about the personality and viewpoint, not so much the quality or even the content. Just do whatever you want fam.
Yeah. There are a ton of people I watch on youtube purely for their takes of opinions despite not putting much effort into editing. I know people like my opinions, so I want to put more out there without necessarily worrying about making a high effort video.
@@BeigeFrequency editing is the most unbelievably time consuming pursuit.
At the start I wanted to mock her, by the end I felt bad for her.
Thank you for taking me on this emotional journey, Mr. Frequency.
Whoa guy, your journey is far from over. You didn't mention stalking her, leaving a trail of cupcakes to lure her to a local swamp, watching all the local swamp critters feast on Amy's disgusting fat before you drive them away with a torch. With the critters gone, she could be hogtied, drug over a fire pit....
Why would you feel bad for an absolutely awful “comedian” making millions because her rich dad set her up with a career
I’d feel way worse for beige instead
@@Romanus- I didn't know she came from money but that makes complete sense lol
@@Romanus-because not having to be Amy Schumer is priceless
We need a Unfunniest Comedy Tier list video by Beige F
Jim Jeffries, Roe Jogan, Big Bappa, That one Boomer who really pissed him off, uh, probably Big Fat Burt. Would be a good video though.
I can genuinely hear the anxiety in your voice when you get ready to recall the next skit, like Amy herself personally broke into your house to both bore you and annoy you.
I hope you make hundreds of these free-form vids. This was so peaceful to listen to. That and I just selfishly want content more frequently.
I bet some of these comedians hear your voice in their nightmares, and that's a reassuring thing to think about.
I hope Beige Frequency cleared it with Schumer's die-hard defender, Kurt Metzger before critiquing Amy Schumer's comedy
I’m always excited for Beige Frequency uploads, but never more so than when I hear he’s been tortured in the process of making it. I can’t think of a worse thing than having to listen to Amy Schumer
So, should Brendan Schaub be worried about the competition?
Nah Schaub is in a class of his own.
Who is Brandon Shwab?
@CyberCop008 If you really are unaware, you might wanna keep it that way, he's a god tier bell end.
Brenda would heem Amy
@@georgehowarth5932 How to "bell ends" measure up to "lolcows"?
Your descriptions of these skits are a lot funnier than the actual skits probably were.
"probably" 😂😂 Neither of us watched it and we both know you are right lolllll
Been watching your videos so long and I can’t believe I never stopped to say this:
You’re a great artist. Love the way your art borders on caricature and realism. Thanks for your hard work and art work
Very few creators do I stop whatever I’m doing and immediately click when I see new content has been posted…you are without question one of those creators, Beige.
As fantastic as your videos, analysis and breakdowns of various events in our shared little communities have proven themselves to be…that will be the case well in to the foreseeable future. This is downright hilarious, certainly far more so than the season of Amy’s nonsensical BS show will be, that’s for sure…and not that I’ll ever find out first hand.
Fortunately, we have you to do the vast majority of our cringe viewing on our behalf…for that we owe you an endless debt of gratitude, my friend.
As always, great work Beige, you’re killing it.
im giving this video a thumbs up even though i could not finish it. even listening to something about amy schumer, regardless of how well it was produced, bores me to tears.
I cannot believe they do a postmortem with the writers after each sketch.
Holy fucking hell. Welcome to “comedy” in the longhouse
This is absolutely everything I needed on my Friday morning!
It's always nice to have a lady nearby to verify that Amy's show is indeed garbage and not just "girl stuff."
The Seinfeld AI show was better written, acted and directed
Thanks for biting the bullet for us Beige. Sounds like her ideas are prob better suited in shorter form like TikTok or something. Like she has a joke she wants to tell, but it's just that one so she has to repeat it to be a full sketch.
I enjoyed this video though and look forward to your thoughts after the fight this weekend!
Good Lord, man!!! You sat through 5 episodes of some Amy Schumer skatta?! Twice?!? Just for material to give us a new video? It's appreciated, but cawd!
Salute to you, Sir!
I'm glad at least this project wasn't priority #1 for months. I care for your mental and spiritual well-being.
This is live from the inside of Amy Schumer. Beige you’re a true hero
This was an experimental, but very good video. I've been trying to figure out what exactly it is about this sort of comedy that turns people off, and I think I've got part of it. There's this severe desperation (or hard-on, I'm not sure which term is more fitting) from the writers on Amy Schumer's show and far too many other pieces of media to name, to get social commentary across to the viewers about society at large, so they can appear smart AND funny. Emphasis on "appear".
But that's where the problems rear their heads.
The commentary about issues that should be obvious to the audience has the subtlety of anvils being dropped out of an inflight airplane, so it becomes more condescending than anything else, making you feel like you're being lectured at.
The message is prioritized above humor, and it results in a sore lack of playfulness missing from the comedy that ends up making it a chore to sit through. At worst, it feels like the writers were simply very angry. An American Carol is an extreme example of this, and it is MISERABLE.
The writers pick the same easy targets you would see from the average, hyperaware Twitter user, so this makes the writing feel like it was no different from a popular tweet you could read on the site. Or it results in screencaps of said moments on the show, almost like it was geared towards that.
And on top of that, this shit has become so accepted and ubiquitous across many forms of media, that it understandably becomes a deal-breaker and a red flag for a lot of people
So when writing like this elicits a "Who is this even for?!" from people, it's because it gives off the essence of writers smugly patting themselves on their backs, because they made something that was geared far less towards the audience, and far more towards themselves.
I think it's virtue signaling in the most dictionary definition version of the term. the sketches are thinly veiled versions of "this is the thing we believe in." But the problem is that they were too nervous to make a real statement about anything. I think they were genuinely worried about triggering or upsetting people. So they didn't take any chances.
They're paid to make propaganda. In Amy's case, she still has the desperation from the adoration of strangers that all comedians have. She wants to be "honest" but knows that she's only allowed to have the narrow views that she pretends to have. Propaganda kills authenticity, and authenticity is required for comedy about one's worldview to work. The NPC meme perfectly lays bare why this shit will never be funny. The creepy borg-like state of the modern left is inhuman and chilling.
@@The_ScapeGoat a lot of writers are hacks, it's not that sinister. Lol.
@@Doc-GlockVery well put. I read this in regards to vtubers chasing clout; "Your peers are not your fans, your peers are not paying you, your peers are not your audience."
Really dug it man. Great work as always.
Can't wait to see you review The Machine. Regardless if it's good or not, I feel its reception will significantly impact comedians and possible future movie deals.
As in the Bert kreischer skit? Or something entirely different
@Matthias Thulman it's being turned into a full feature length movie
@@tylerhowie1304 yeah so weird. The one bit he's known for sucks, can't imagine the movie will be good. May God help beige
@Rocky Evans no way in hell th Machine is a good movie. Imagine hearing that story for the 12th time, stretched out to roughly 90 minutes, and probably with a shoehorned love interest
@@tylerhowie1304 yeah we're likely too pedestrian to even understand Burts humour. Its not like he totally sucks ass at comedy or anything like that
Would love to see you or Porsalin do an h3h3 video
“Where a draft comes from”
“Too long winded”
I see you, Beige Frequency, and I love it.
Beige’s output is so well thought out and executed, he sets the bar
And I thought getting drunk at lunch was gonna be the best part of my Friday... Didn't see a BF video coming from out of the clouds. Thanks buddy
I'm pretty sure the "Thing that turns black people white when police are around" bit was also done by either Chappelle or Chris Rock at some point... They also did that joke in the second "Men In Black" movie. All these years later, Amy still steals jokes and then butchers them.
Always willing to listen to these, so please keep making them as you see fit
Holy shit I was just re watching your old Schumer stuff earlier this morning. Good day to be a Beige subscriber.
I did laugh out loud when you got to the turn at the end of the "aww" sketch
>Beige says he's putting out more more casual video
>Absolutely no difference in quality from the other videos
Great watch as usual
This was great, sounded like a normal beige vid for me. Maybe more along the lines of your post fight ramble videos, which I very much enjoy.
I could listen to a lot as long as you forever do the artwork along side 🙌🏾
As a traditional artist, I love watching your digital portraits evolve from rough outlines to their final form while listening to your honestly interesting commentary (and pain you went through watching & taking detailed notes on Amy's "comedy" series). btw. *_Tubi. You'll find better content buried at the bottom of your septic tank._* Was Fkn Hilarious !!
Love your channel. Thanks for all the great content.
The title is exactly what I needed
dude you are such a good artist its insane
Found this just as interesting as your longer more “high effort” videos. Would love to see more!
Thanks! I always enjoy your content.
Reporter: "Can you tell us a little bit of what we can expect from Inside Amy Schumer?"
Amy: "Basically it's Chappelle's Show but with my Classic Amy Schumer "Muh Vagina" and "Orange Man Bad" style of comedy my fan have come to love."
'Amy screams and farts in anguish.'
Yes, big fan, keep doing this beige . Always look forward to your videos
This video was great, Beige.
I can’t believe I clicked on such a title
love the video, if this format peppered in leads to getting more content from you, I am all for it
This is one of the only channels that I have notifs on for. Stellar content.
Your portraits are so cool, half the reason to watch your videos. Great commentary too! Thank beige daddy ❤️❤️❤️
When's the next TFATK update video? I feel like so much has happened in that universe it's going to have to be a 3 hour + video. Thank you for your service, beast of a work ethnic!
Time to grab an apron and get behind the fryers, bubba. At this rate we’re gonna need another body in the dishpit; orders are flying in. I mean, water weed dune hair?
I read this as “ I talk about being inside Amy schemer for 35 mins “
Poor bastard , definition of taking one for the team
I came across this special on a shock website. I’m not sure I can erase it from my mind and recover fully.
I will always take extra Beige videos. Your lowest quality is a lot more than the highest quality from most.
full circle moment.
Dad, wake up! It's a new Beige Frequency video!
I haven't seen the sketch, but the premise of a Jewish woman having a super power allowing her to be able to tell where a draft is coming from is pretty funny lol
Great stuff as always!
Great new format! This totally works. Frankly, it sounds totally polished to me.
love the drawing. you're really honing your craft
On sight, welcome back bby
You’re like a soldier who takes a bullet to save thousands of lives
More like jumping on a hand grenade
There were parts in this where your sentences made me say "BARS"
This is what happens when she doesn't steal jokes and doesn't have Jeselnik writing her material.
Kurt Metzger wrote most of the stuff that was even remotely funny on the show.
No barnold
@@barnoldwhv *stole
Thumbnail is on point lmao
Every time a new Beige F turns up on my sub feed I’m clicking to watch it with no delay 👍
This channel is one of two I ever pressed the notification bell on..The other is some dude that does experiments with steaks. ( Yes, Guga.)
Great video as always
I this format because it means more content; your general insights on things are interesting and entertaining, as well as nice to listen to as background noise while reading.
Love all the content! 👍
I think Amy's onto something about tanks. The Founding Fathers would have wanted me to own a fully-functioning Abrams.
Thanks Beige!
I liked this format a lot and if it means more frequency when it comes to uploads I’m all for it
Thank you beige.
If this is just you kinda winging it then take flight my friend
Loved the video, as always
Stellar art as always
This is one of the most under rated channels on youtube. Good shit Beige 👍
Love this! Do more talks like this
As always, great content and superbly produced. Keep it up!!! Do Gavin McCinnes next!
Your point about different tastes of draincleaners made me think about the dishsoap in my kitchen that smells like a specific brand of candy. I‘ll probably try it the next time I feel like doing something stupid. That is all
Update?
@@jslaughterofthesoul4939 too lazy to do something stupid. It’s empty now, and my flatmates bought another brand. Sorry to disappoint
Here I was thinking the next installment in the Jon Jones saga would drop today, but instead we get this…
Holy Crayola, you're gettin' good, Beige. I'm happy to see the evolution of the skill over time and glad to see it's only gettin' better, bro.
Also, Amy Schumer watched 5 seasons of MadTV and probably stole every single nugget of comedy she could from it and it shows.
Had to give a listen. Really interested to see your thoughts on Jones return tonorrow. 285 in general is the best card for a long while
Will not watch, cheers. Was tempted to see just how bad but not worth the time
@@dissinterested3204 eh just steal it like everyone else does lol
what an emotional and psychological roller coaster of a video...
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Beige. You are a star. Straight up.
I love this channel
Let's see Amy pay to advance medical research....
No?...
She's just as rich as a tech bro...
Good one
That writer of hers that's on Rogan is going that a stroke when he sees this.
The way you explained the gynecologist “sketch” makes it sound like a cringe “modern” take on goldielocks and the three bears.
the only way I'll listen about Amy is if Beige is breaking down how horrible her comedy is
love this content
Damn. The artwork in this video is spot on.
The same thing happened to Mencia. After getting called out for stealing their jokes cease to even be jokes