create a second channel with some similar uploads (or clips) so we may fall back to find you there in case this channel goes bye bye. Yes i know you have twitter n shit, but i refuse to use any social media
Lol, the way you edited him talking about the Asian doctor with an extreme accent then cut straight to the actual guy who has the most American accent on earth was hilarious
yeah, that edit is so much funnier than anything schaub has ever done. with the possible exception of some of the times he's gotten knocked out, some of those were pretty hilarious
Brendan is the personification of how connections over talent can get you ahead in life. He's Rogan's friend, tall, somewhat photogenic, and nothing more.
Photogenic??? Lmao...c'mon...hardly. He has that DOOFUS appeal...which is when a stupid looking dude, with a lisp no less, is in a higher than expected position and people temporarily pay attention (i.e being friends with Rogan). But rather than take advantage of the situation, he plays himself by being himself, hence the inevitible hate.
@@tianna1116 Didn't mean it like that. It's brought up cuz he's a funny lookin dorky guy who is quick to make fun of others for their accents, looks etc.
I mean I think Schaub can be funny in podcasts. He's not a completely unfunny guy in conversation. It's just he's.. full of himself and his standup is bad because he's trying too hard and is putting on this persona that is cringey.. but I think to diminish him like many want to to do is just incorrect.
Now we can add the whole sleazy Tigerbelly debacle, and him getting absolutely buried by Arrow Dasani to the mix. It may be time for some updates to this classic.
Yeah buddy. Michael is a smart individual and one of the best to listen to. I also like him very very much as a commentator for the ufc events. He was my favourite fighter as well so i may be a little bit biased, i dont know.
Dude all of UFC's fighters picked for analysis are dope in thier own way. Bisping just knows how to be an asshole but the good one. The one you'd have a beer with not the one you'd wish would be hit by a car
Savage but truth. It has to be a social experiment for Joe now. You know, in his mind, silently, Joe is watching the evolution of this and just thinking, "everything I say is possible."
They way he rips on him this whole episode is hilarious. "You can see the wheels turning in Brenden's empty head like a tom and Jerry cartoon" so many gems
@@foxfoxfox4866 oh you know what you're right. I had a bloody nose and was like dogg everyone will think I'm cool if I take a picture of this and put it as my profile pic... 🤦♂️ you guys think like a bunch of middle schoolers
Man, when someone keeps saying “I’m a good person, I donate and here’s my proof, and I even helped an infant I never knew” it just felt very wrong and disgusting
Most ppl help ppl because they want to show how good a person they are. If I help someone I never talk about it after....... I REALLY can't stand ppl that do things for ppl even tho the other person is like no I dont want u to do that just so they can throw it up in your face after.
He’s constantly talking about how good of a person he is, and how he helps out so many people. He claims to very rarely be negative. The guy is a despicable cancer that brings everyone around him down.
"That part is taken wayyyyy out of context. During that segment he is talking about his kid having seizures over and over. So he was saying he was pleading with god saying he’s a good person why would this be happening to him. I’m not a huge fan of Brendan but taking that out of context like that makes the dude that made this look like a DBag....and with all the ammo it was unnecessary."
If he did the stereotypical Asian accent, and then went: "Idk why I am doing that voice, he speaks better English than I do." It would have actually been kind of funny.
@@A_CZcams_Commenter I don’t think anybody is trying to compare Rogan to Schaub. He’s obviously a much better person. However Joe’s comedy is trash, he is very stubborn and passive aggressive with people who criticize him, and has a big ego. Look at the way he treats his “good” friend Bryan Callen on air now for an example of that. I don’t care about Callen, but that’s just an example of his personal deficits
No he lies about everything like Chris did. Chris was a psychopath loser who lied about killing people . And Jesse ventura. Ironically chris died by the gun..
"That part is taken wayyyyy out of context. During that segment he is talking about his kid having seizures over and over. So he was saying he was pleading with god saying he’s a good person why would this be happening to him. I’m not a huge fan of Brendan but taking that out of context like that makes the dude that made this look like a DBag....and with all the ammo it was unnecessary."
@@B47ANCE144 after his bit i expected him to have a little bit of an accent but you can tell the guy grew up in the states lol. not a good look for Schaub
This guy used the quotations to portray how Brendan made the doctor out to be a full blown stereotype you guys knocking his use of quotations have no clue how to use context and diction lmao
Anyone who has listened to any of these “comedians” podcasts knows that beige is correct. They make dozens of podcasts where they each repeat the same points / thoughts / ideas … endlessly.
Bunch of pedestrian big brains in here. There's a joke explainer I found recently on yt and he does a great job explaining the seemingly unfunny jokes from oddly successful comedians to people like us. Worth a watch if you want to know when to laugh!
@@pat2100 yep. Rogan is awful but brendan is dreadfully awful. I wonder if they crack each other up? Rogans podcast is solid and he can sometimes be funny when hes not trying.
Making fun of the surgeon for the UFC was the worst thing I've seen a "comedian" do. If he had even the smallest asian accent and this was 15 years ago, I guess I could be a little forgiving, but... Doc is the GO TO GUY for a company that produces nothing but serious medical conditions, and is so articulate I would never believe he was born anywhere but the US. So guy does you a huge favor by putting your face back together, and not only do you go full racist, but you have to force the stereotypes on him because they just don't fit. You say "I don't think he is a bad person" I do. His whole deal is DICEEEEEY
Shaaawb’s story about his dad grooming him to be a UFC heavyweight champion after watching UFC 1 is obviously the biggest load of shit and can be picked apart a thousand different ways.
Ikr...he said I envisioned this 20 years ago...the names on the marquee etc. Um, 20ya(from 2014), they definitely weren't putting UFC names on any marquees and definitely wouldn't have envisioned it becoming the sport it has become. It's so ridiculous it's beyond silly.
'Before me was Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson now it's my turn'. Brendan literally naming the only 5 fighters he is familiar with
@@epilecticshananigins conor was fighting on undercards when schaub had his last fight so idk why he was implying that conor was already this world famous superstar.
I've often wondered has the good doctor an opinion on this, but then I think even if he did, hed be just like 'wtf do I care'. You just know dude had to work hard to get where he is and still seems to be a gentleman, in ANY interview or snippets I've heard from him.. Something that Bapa just can't relate to. The Doctor is someone with an actual 'bbbbb-east of a work ethnic' that Schaub so often references. "woost pain in yo lyyyf" ouch. 😔😭 Whatever way you look at it, fuvk subjectivity that's OBJECTIVELY terrible in every facet. 🤣🤣 It's just utter lies and then you don't even get the pay off for sticking with it.. You just get covered in cringe.
Joe encouraged him towards it (trying to make funny content). I guess... he doesn't want to acknowledge he was wrong and keeps supporting it even though Schaub is not funny at all? There's also the fact Joe didn't just told him he couldn't fight. He tore him a new asshole in public that went viral. I doubt he has it in him to do it again, specially when Schaub is actually making money from this thing he does, whatever it is, without getting his head bashed in.
Imagine if Rogan told Brendan that he was a smart guy than a funny guy. I think once Joe told Brendan "You're a funny guy" that pretty much created a timeline where Brendan took on comedy, whereas in the alternate timeline he became a physical trainer lol thanks a lot Joe
The best part is that Brendan gives absolutely zero fucks about beige frequency. He couldn't possibly care less what this nerd has to say. Haters be hating.
Brendan is around my age and I feel he is very much a product of his time. When I was a teenager and even younger guys like him were the standard. Ignorance and masculine arrogance was just more acceptable, and Brendan has not had the incentives to grow as a person that most people do. I suspect he's stuck that way. It's so familiar to me having had to deal with such similar people when I was growing up that he just really pisses me off.
I love the zooms on onions, potatoes, heads of lettuce etc. to put more emphasis on the sketch. Pretty genius level of keeping the mind busy while watching you sketch and listening to you narrate. Keeps you immersed in the video lol
Callen is horrible. Aside from his "comedy," which I was familiar with from the early 2000's, I've only ever seen him on Joe Rogan, an he is completely insufferable. He's not funny, he's a pseudointellectual who tried to sound smart by speaking on things way out of his depth in a way that tells you that he loves hanging around with dummies like Schaub and Rogan because it makes him feel smart, and like Schaub, he constantly backpedals to agree with Rogan on almost everything.
Jason Martin hahahahaha okay Schaub 😂 It’s a well known trait that people that go out of their way to explain their own charity giving and how “nice” they are, are often ones insecure and worried that they’re indeed the opposite. Also, way to miss the point and create a “bUt BruH heLl MeSS yOu up” comment. You’re either a troll (kudos) or Schaub, or a dumb dumb fan that misses the point of this video. Comprehension skills aren’t your strong suit hey pal?
That part is taken wayyyyy out of context. During that segment he is talking about his kid having seizures over and over. So he was saying he was pleading with god saying he’s a good person why would this be happening to him. I’m not a huge fan of Brendan but taking that out of context like that makes the dude that made this look like a DBag....and with all the ammo it was unnecessary.
Beige was ahead of the curve. Brendan thought he could skip the line and pretend he didn't. If he cared about comedy he'd have been doing open mics for many years before thinking about going to the Comedy Store. He's like a guy that wants to be a pop star and doesn't give a shit about music.
So true . And recently Brendan had the nerve to say but with in his short time of stand up he worked harder and did more shows then any stand up with in the time …..unreal 😂
My grandpa told me "If you gotta tell people you're a good person, you're probably not. If you gotta tell them _WHY_ you're a good person, you're just a delusional piece of England" He was Irish, and you could call him any word in the book without riling him up. But "accuse him" of being English, and he would burn everything you held dear in life
Two overrated hype machines that produce nothing of substance, and their fans are as vapid and as clueless as themeselves. No I’m not surprised at all. People have low standards and fall for hype. “THis GuY sAid He’s a CoMedIan so I LauGh” Kill yourself (fans of Schaub)
grillmouth How many times does Theo crack a joke then Schaub repeats it changing one word, I’m all for Theo getting some $$ off him but he honestly doesn’t need him he’s getting great guests on his podcast and King and the Sting is so repetitive already I don’t care how many happy clappers they add to the cheap seats to laugh.
You've just made this video more entertaining (if that was possible) by making me imagine this is Callen tearing him down in secret! Especially the part when Brendan's treatment of Callen is discussed 😂
Yeah, going full misdirection and doing an imitation of Hsu's actual monotone voice with no stereotypical accent would have been funnier and less racist.
The punch on knocked out cro cop is all you need to see Schlobs true colours. He knew exactly what he was doing and did it anyway. I understand hitting someone by accident in the heat of the moment, but even Mike Tyson would masterfully annihilate people and stop as soon as he sees them falling, and just turn and walk away like a badass. And he was a lunatic. For fighters when your in that game, all you do is run the risk of making it so that person can never earn money again with some kind of career ending injury. Schlob is a bully, and clearly just lies and bullies his way through his career and doesn't seem to have learned anything.
It’s amazing that Duncan Trussell is the only JRE guest who’s both a comedian and only had one podcast, and also hasn’t become like the political grifters Joe constantly has on in between his goon squad. God I miss the early JRE days.
@kingjappyjoe420 how do people know they "tried"? Genuinely asking, Ive found Schaub to be insufferable for a while now but have just become a cat without a home a couple hours ago
When do we get to see that video (series) about "Joe's belief that anbody can drop their soulcrushing 9 to 5 job, and start a podcast about bow hunting?" I'm ready for that shit!
@DB Cooper's MoneyBags I just started standup comedy and want YOUR OPINION.Please SHARE ifnu LIKE.I think you'll be surprised. czcams.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/video.html
Brendan, Joe, Jay, whoever... just leave it alone. You're doing more damage by trying to take this video down, than the video itself would do.
youre making me as gay as Joe Rogan with these amazing docs
They finally let you put this up. Awesome job.
Leave Brit-den alonnneeeee!!!!
Dude the new ending about Rogan is killer.
create a second channel with some similar uploads (or clips) so we may fall back to find you there in case this channel goes bye bye.
Yes i know you have twitter n shit, but i refuse to use any social media
It's amazing that one person can have horrible stand up in two totally separate careers...
Well done
underrated comment lmaoo
You've outdone yourself sir
@@person1113 actually looks like it is rated, got 79 likes! 🤡
If Brendan had wit like this the comedy special would’ve done good tbh
Brendan Schaub is to stand-up what Stephen Hawking was to standing up.
Steve from Yellowstone ruthless. One made breakthroughs discovering how deep and silent the void of a black hole is, and the other is hawking
J. B. No you got Schaub confused with Eddie Bravo, look into it.
Ramoooooon!
Fuck, that got me
Rest In Peace Shwoogie
Lol, the way you edited him talking about the Asian doctor with an extreme accent then cut straight to the actual guy who has the most American accent on earth was hilarious
yeah, that edit is so much funnier than anything schaub has ever done. with the possible exception of some of the times he's gotten knocked out, some of those were pretty hilarious
Brendan is the personification of how connections over talent can get you ahead in life. He's Rogan's friend, tall, somewhat photogenic, and nothing more.
And he’s dumb but a hard worker!
Photogenic??? Lmao...c'mon...hardly. He has that DOOFUS appeal...which is when a stupid looking dude, with a lisp no less, is in a higher than expected position and people temporarily pay attention (i.e being friends with Rogan). But rather than take advantage of the situation, he plays himself by being himself, hence the inevitible hate.
@@cccc9911 🙁 I have a lisp lol, people comment on it all the time. I hope it doesn’t affect how people receive my words but it might. Damn..
@@tianna1116 Didn't mean it like that. It's brought up cuz he's a funny lookin dorky guy who is quick to make fun of others for their accents, looks etc.
I mean I think Schaub can be funny in podcasts. He's not a completely unfunny guy in conversation. It's just he's.. full of himself and his standup is bad because he's trying too hard and is putting on this persona that is cringey.. but I think to diminish him like many want to to do is just incorrect.
I meet Brenden at a taco Bell. He got distracted and his taco touched his chin and he was out cold for 10 minutes.
😆😆😅
😆😂😂
Holy shit. 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
RedoranGuard's-SkyrimBattles LMAO! I can totally see Schaub acting like this.
@@lilplayboy98 that flying lotus copy pasta is art
The fact that Brendan got a comedy special makes me truly believe I can accomplish anything.
Eric Cartman LoL don’t get too optimistic unless you’re ok with doing gay acts with the higher ups in the industry
Do u know the comedians pays out of picket for the special then shops it around to the networks to purchase so i u got the cash u can have a special
why don't you??
But cartman.. you already had 1 million bucks, a girlfriend, own waterpark, feed a ginger kid his parents at chili contest and farted in Kyles mouth??
you have to be jewish or kiss their asses to be "successful"
"They don't want to piss off Joe Rogan by making fun of his make a wish kid" God thats got me dying
To put this into context, norm Macdonald didn’t release an hour long special until like 2010 when he had been in the game for like 25 years
"I think I'd be a great comedian"
"I think you'd be surprised"
“I think the audience would fuck you up”
@@yurinoworry Y’all really had to do that 😂
@@maxwellhesher1790 Yessir lol, couldn’t resist
Mega , Yuri ... lmfao.
@@nathanarievlis3985 hey it’s my actual name haha
The transition from Shaubs cringeworthy asian impression to the actual articulate Dr. himself is f*cking golden.
One of the greatest things that ever hit the internet
“Meesta Schaub! Sorry fo yo lawss”
*speaks English better than Schaub*
I like how not only was he being racist but he was also ungrateful, like the guy patched him up after a fight and that’s how he treats him
@@dajokahbaby1506 well, that's Schaub for ya
@@lyndsay8540 The asian doctor shown here does post-fight stitches for the fighters, so it was him Schaub was talking about
I’m currently at the 20 minute mark and I have not stopped chuckling at the phrase “sentient beefsteak tomato, Dana White”.
this video is timeless, mainly because even 3 years later and brendan shwab is exactly the same. truly a youtube classic.
Now we can add the whole sleazy Tigerbelly debacle, and him getting absolutely buried by Arrow Dasani to the mix. It may be time for some updates to this classic.
Bisping is infinitely more charasmatic and funny than Schaub
Yeah buddy. Michael is a smart individual and one of the best to listen to. I also like him very very much as a commentator for the ufc events. He was my favourite fighter as well so i may be a little bit biased, i dont know.
Bisping on Bobby Lee’s Tigerbelly is a very good watch/listen.
This is gonna sound corny. but, it's bisping intelligence that makes him such a great host. Brendan is just some big dummy
Dude all of UFC's fighters picked for analysis are dope in thier own way. Bisping just knows how to be an asshole but the good one. The one you'd have a beer with not the one you'd wish would be hit by a car
After Conor, bisping's probably the most fluid, genuinely hilarious and real talker in the UFC.
“Joe Rogans make a wish kid” 😂😂😂
Savage
Savage but truth. It has to be a social experiment for Joe now. You know, in his mind, silently, Joe is watching the evolution of this and just thinking, "everything I say is possible."
@@MrChill156 "holy shit i could make a fucking raccoon the president"
OG Beast91 at this point my only “wish” is that the creator of this video crosses paths with Brenden while no cameras are on
Schloob is awful
That line about Brendan learning to spell giraffe hit me so hard. Still laughing every couple min when I remember it.
They way he rips on him this whole episode is hilarious. "You can see the wheels turning in Brenden's empty head like a tom and Jerry cartoon" so many gems
It's spelt diraffe b
CM Punk of comedy is so damn accurate.
Schaub tells his story of quitting mma and switching to comedy like a youth pastor telling people his road to salvation lmfaoooo
Did u take a pic of yourself w a bloody nose to look cool?
@@spookledrealhard7154 why else would u take it bro
@@foxfoxfox4866 oh you know what you're right. I had a bloody nose and was like dogg everyone will think I'm cool if I take a picture of this and put it as my profile pic... 🤦♂️ you guys think like a bunch of middle schoolers
fox foxfox right?????? Like uhhhh maybe just take a regular pic?
JW Experience why else would U take it? Answer the question
Brendan whipping out his phone like a wild west gunslinger to call Joe after seeing this is back up
I heard a whip crack when I read your comment.
“Quickest fingers in the west”
utmag you‘re trying too hard dude
Links?
Bob Jenkins Guess you won the appeal ✊💯
Man, when someone keeps saying “I’m a good person, I donate and here’s my proof, and I even helped an infant I never knew” it just felt very wrong and disgusting
If you have to say it so often, it's probably an egregious exaggeration.
Most ppl help ppl because they want to show how good a person they are. If I help someone I never talk about it after....... I REALLY can't stand ppl that do things for ppl even tho the other person is like no I dont want u to do that just so they can throw it up in your face after.
He’s constantly talking about how good of a person he is, and how he helps out so many people. He claims to very rarely be negative. The guy is a despicable cancer that brings everyone around him down.
This is two years old and holds up even more now!! Lmao
And.......... Even more now! 👍🏼
@@richardrahl2685..
Yes?
If you’re a good person, you’re a good person. If you have to tell everyone you’re a good person, you’re probably not.
- Tywin Lannister
"That part is taken wayyyyy out of context. During that segment he is talking about his kid having seizures over and over. So he was saying he was pleading with god saying he’s a good person why would this be happening to him. I’m not a huge fan of Brendan but taking that out of context like that makes the dude that made this look like a DBag....and with all the ammo it was unnecessary."
@@hellhound_ks4559 did you put air quotes around your own words?
@@hellhound_ks4559 I doubt God would listen to Schaub unless He were laughing at his agonal gasps.
It reminds me of the time Joe Rogan bragged on his podcast for about half an hour about that time he bought everyone in the bar a drink.
Brian Callen is better at MMA than Brandan Schwab is at comedy.
Bryan the headless cow callen
Zero dents
Have you ever seen Schaub doing a comedy gig?
There is not a single one out there.
Brendan is funny as hell
Are you kidding me Master Bryan Callen is undefeated in street fights....
Big Gay Owl
NGL Hearing about Brendan Schnaub is suing a youtuber over jokes and got their channel taken down made me immediately come back here!!!
If he did the stereotypical Asian accent, and then went: "Idk why I am doing that voice, he speaks better English than I do."
It would have actually been kind of funny.
Yep
No, your comedy sucks just as much as his
“He will regurgitate whatever he heard in a patois of brain damage,” is an amazing burn.
🤣😂😂😭
😂
😂😂😂😂
Joe's make-a-wish kid... that was brilliant.
I think he also used the term "tard wrangler "
yea, i think i actually heard theo von and i wanna say whitney cummings use that phrase for brendan as well... lol
After watching this gem of a personality assessment I can only hope you set your sights on Joe Rogan.
Joe is solid. He admits when he's made a mistake. Tough to hate that
Eh Joes okay hes just wrong a lot, hes not malicious generally.
Joe owns his mistakes. Big difference.
Joes a goober, Schaub is a jerk. There’s a difference.
@@A_CZcams_Commenter I don’t think anybody is trying to compare Rogan to Schaub. He’s obviously a much better person. However Joe’s comedy is trash, he is very stubborn and passive aggressive with people who criticize him, and has a big ego. Look at the way he treats his “good” friend Bryan Callen on air now for an example of that. I don’t care about Callen, but that’s just an example of his personal deficits
Brendan Schaub is stand up comedies equivalent of stolen valor.
aha i like the dude but this is funny
VikingFitness 😂🤣
VikingFitness that’s why I call him Brenda Scrub
No he lies about everything like Chris did. Chris was a psychopath loser who lied about killing people . And Jesse ventura.
Ironically chris died by the gun..
A whole lot of jealous nancys in this comment section
The only UFC heavyweight I want to see do stand up is Derrick Lewis
Easy marketing too. First special “my balls is hot 🔥🔥🔥” easy money even if most if not all would be improv.
@@outinspace6332 that’s genius broski 😂😂
He does. After every fight. Derrick Lewis is a national fucking treasure
Tom holland too
Ima sit my black ass down
Consistently showing potatoes while quoting him is just pure art😂
Brenden is that rare person that fails upward
Well not that rare in "entertainment"....it's all about who you know.
It's not that rare.
"I'm a good guy," said no good guy ever.
macha manos 100%.
Epstein levels of cringe
"That part is taken wayyyyy out of context. During that segment he is talking about his kid having seizures over and over. So he was saying he was pleading with god saying he’s a good person why would this be happening to him. I’m not a huge fan of Brendan but taking that out of context like that makes the dude that made this look like a DBag....and with all the ammo it was unnecessary."
PBudd If that’s true, great point. I won’t defend that. That’s super lame or beige to do that if he knew
I am skeptical of anyone who doesn't hate themselves.
@@hellhound_ks4559 wow, that's pretty fucking underhanded
the “asian doctor” has better english than schaub
You’re quoting the wrong part. The doctor is really Asian. Your quotes make it seem like he’s not.
atleast6people The doctor is Asian but if you didn't have a visual I bet you'd think he was a white guy
Ngl it is pretty funny the guy speaks english perfectly 😂😂
@@B47ANCE144 after his bit i expected him to have a little bit of an accent but you can tell the guy grew up in the states lol. not a good look for Schaub
This guy used the quotations to portray how Brendan made the doctor out to be a full blown stereotype you guys knocking his use of quotations have no clue how to use context and diction lmao
Just discovered your channel and wanted to say that you are an amazing narrator. Thanks for the stellar content!
Anyone who has listened to any of these “comedians” podcasts knows that beige is correct. They make dozens of podcasts where they each repeat the same points / thoughts / ideas … endlessly.
And anyone who doesn’t like them is just a hater and they aren’t about that
I watch them for their respective studio backdrops.
Bunch of pedestrian big brains in here. There's a joke explainer I found recently on yt and he does a great job explaining the seemingly unfunny jokes from oddly successful comedians to people like us. Worth a watch if you want to know when to laugh!
I watch this video a few times per year to ensure that I maintain an appropriate level of contempt for Brandon Schwob.
It's more important than renewing your drivers license. You are a patriot
Same
😂
Lol I hear ya
Brendan schwaubs the poop deck
"Piss off Uncle Rogan by insulting his Make a Wish Kid" this had me in stitches 🤣
Joe is a horrible comedian
@@eddiespaghetti6659 he really is. Hes awful but so many people think opposite.
@@keltar4071 bad comedy, okay podcast
@@pat2100 yep. Rogan is awful but brendan is dreadfully awful. I wonder if they crack each other up? Rogans podcast is solid and he can sometimes be funny when hes not trying.
Haha agreed!!
Making fun of the surgeon for the UFC was the worst thing I've seen a "comedian" do. If he had even the smallest asian accent and this was 15 years ago, I guess I could be a little forgiving, but...
Doc is the GO TO GUY for a company that produces nothing but serious medical conditions, and is so articulate I would never believe he was born anywhere but the US.
So guy does you a huge favor by putting your face back together, and not only do you go full racist, but you have to force the stereotypes on him because they just don't fit.
You say "I don't think he is a bad person"
I do. His whole deal is DICEEEEEY
I'm not gonna defend Shwabs but you're taking all of this way too seriously
Brendan watching this 5 mins in - “who tf is this asshole drawing”
Shaaawb’s story about his dad grooming him to be a UFC heavyweight champion after watching UFC 1 is obviously the biggest load of shit and can be picked apart a thousand different ways.
He even specifically said his dad didn't want him to fight, he is one of the most disingenuous people
Ikr...he said I envisioned this 20 years ago...the names on the marquee etc. Um, 20ya(from 2014), they definitely weren't putting UFC names on any marquees and definitely wouldn't have envisioned it becoming the sport it has become. It's so ridiculous it's beyond silly.
'Before me was Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson now it's my turn'. Brendan literally naming the only 5 fighters he is familiar with
@@epilecticshananigins conor was fighting on undercards when schaub had his last fight so idk why he was implying that conor was already this world famous superstar.
Arthur Rimbaud you might want to check your spelling of schaub’s name dick head
The Asian doctor spoke better English than Brendan.🤣
I've often wondered has the good doctor an opinion on this, but then I think even if he did, hed be just like 'wtf do I care'. You just know dude had to work hard to get where he is and still seems to be a gentleman, in ANY interview or snippets I've heard from him.. Something that Bapa just can't relate to. The Doctor is someone with an actual 'bbbbb-east of a work ethnic' that Schaub so often references. "woost pain in yo lyyyf" ouch. 😔😭 Whatever way you look at it, fuvk subjectivity that's OBJECTIVELY terrible in every facet. 🤣🤣 It's just utter lies and then you don't even get the pay off for sticking with it.. You just get covered in cringe.
What an achievement 🏆
Omg I never knew about the BJJ match with cyborg and the way Brendan kept pushing cyborgs head and cyborgs reaction was priceless 😂😂
Joe had no problem telling him he can’t fight, why wouldn’t be tell him he’s not funny?
Joe encouraged him towards it (trying to make funny content). I guess... he doesn't want to acknowledge he was wrong and keeps supporting it even though Schaub is not funny at all?
There's also the fact Joe didn't just told him he couldn't fight. He tore him a new asshole in public that went viral. I doubt he has it in him to do it again, specially when Schaub is actually making money from this thing he does, whatever it is, without getting his head bashed in.
Because not being funny won't leave him in a wheelchair. Theres no real drawback
Belis Breckenridge took the words out of my mouth.
Everyone has a different sense of humor. But nobody should be taking beatings like that.
Big Poppa that’s true. Apparently unless they’re paid 6 figures or more.
"Quit your soul crushing job and make a podcast about bowhunting" Lol! Spot on man!
That KO by Rothwell had Schlob’s body trying to climb an imaginary rope to catch his soul as it departed.
😂😂
Imagine if Rogan told Brendan that he was a smart guy than a funny guy. I think once Joe told Brendan "You're a funny guy" that pretty much created a timeline where Brendan took on comedy, whereas in the alternate timeline he became a physical trainer lol thanks a lot Joe
This guy's put downs are funnier than any of Schaubs Material
that "Kool aid in his lips" got you too huh
Well okiedokie, mon frendo, but CHANGE YOUR _FUCKING_ PROFILE PICTURE
Bro they’re prophetic
"Patois of brain damage" is a legit scorching burn.
The best part is that Brendan gives absolutely zero fucks about beige frequency. He couldn't possibly care less what this nerd has to say. Haters be hating.
I would rather listen to Nate Diaz talk high with food in his mouth than 5 mins of SchLaub...
Purp there’s no way
Nate is the Man, just saying.(also funny AF)! Sorry if you don't like it 🙄🤔
I love your comment made me laugh it's been awhile cuz Brendan wasn't doing it for me lol
hahaha oh boy that's an image
Diaz vs Miocic debate would be good
It’s amazing how one Jon Jones joke in this video was funnier than Brendens entire comedy career
"Sentient Beefsteak tomato, Dana White" had me HOWLING! 3 years old and still funny as hell, thanks for the laughs!
Brendan Schaub: the E! true Hollywood story of West L.A.'s most notorious powerbottom
And more comedy was made in a CZcams comment than Shuab's stand up career.
Elite comment
You guys, I'm starting to think Brendan Schlub may be dumb.
it's entirely possible
@@playstationskate345 i agree
phenomenal
I think you'd be surprised
CJ NICKOLAS bro love the profile picture
Brendan is around my age and I feel he is very much a product of his time. When I was a teenager and even younger guys like him were the standard. Ignorance and masculine arrogance was just more acceptable, and Brendan has not had the incentives to grow as a person that most people do. I suspect he's stuck that way. It's so familiar to me having had to deal with such similar people when I was growing up that he just really pisses me off.
Wow, Cormier was VERY charitable about those comments 😂
No shit! There are more than enough black dudes in the ufc who could make up a panel without it being some sort of woke virtue signalling.
Him calling Schaub "Joe Rogan's Make a Wish Kid" made me laugh way too hard. 😂😂😂
I know!! I cracked up SO hard when heard that.🤣😂🤣🤣
I love the zooms on onions, potatoes, heads of lettuce etc. to put more emphasis on the sketch. Pretty genius level of keeping the mind busy while watching you sketch and listening to you narrate. Keeps you immersed in the video lol
*Let's face it , the best thing about Brendan Schaub, is Bryan Callen.*
And Theo van
Callen is horrible. Aside from his "comedy," which I was familiar with from the early 2000's, I've only ever seen him on Joe Rogan, an he is completely insufferable. He's not funny, he's a pseudointellectual who tried to sound smart by speaking on things way out of his depth in a way that tells you that he loves hanging around with dummies like Schaub and Rogan because it makes him feel smart, and like Schaub, he constantly backpedals to agree with Rogan on almost everything.
Anyone who hates on Callen needs to see him when he shines. Listen to TMP, he’s at his best with D’Elia and Sasso
Callen just likes buff dudes period haha
I love Callen. I think he’d be 10x as successful if it weren’t for Brendan.
I come back to these videos just to hear the funny writing. Keep the good work up man!
Imagine being the guy walking around with a loss to Brendan Schaub
Think I would kill myself honestly
Imagine being a poor fat retard dipshit on CZcams that could get KO’d and get your bitch taken by Schaub. Lmao.
I'd just say that it never happened, I was never a fighter, I don't recognise my own name and that I'm actually a gas station attendant.
Eddie Bravo won’t be able to look any of his friends in the eye after watching this. Conspiracy will have infiltrated even his social group 😂
Eddie is the only real person amongst this group.
Eddie is the fkn man bro
Can't believe no one's commented on how savage it is to use Verne Troyer's pic every time Rogan is brought up lmao
Why is it?
bookswithadollarsign look him up the first few pictures alone will give you an idea 😂😂 i just looked him up and im fing dying man
Wait that was verne?
So fucking great. Love this dudes commentary and editing. Can't stang the Rogan verse of celebrities. Bunch of self important tool bags.
You commented about it
this video was made 3 years ago and brendan has only gotten worse in every possible way.
He went to a bjj competition and tried to make the dude stand up and hit him
Saw Theo Von live once and he made fun of Brendan for having lip injections lol
How was the show? I would love to go see him
@@yahirbear hes shit
Theo vaughn is awful too
I saw Theo last year in West Palm and thought he was funny. I also liked his opener Ari Mannis.
@@jamalanderson3891 I think he has the funniest stories even if they’re made up, why do you say that tho?
"Man I'm such a great guy"...how can u not hate the dude after hearing that
Artur right? Who the fuck says that about themeselves? It’s beyond fucking cringe. Like mental instability level.
Says the HATER that would probably expel all bodily fluids at once if he got put in a caged octagon..
Jason Martin hahahahaha okay Schaub 😂
It’s a well known trait that people that go out of their way to explain their own charity giving and how “nice” they are, are often ones insecure and worried that they’re indeed the opposite.
Also, way to miss the point and create a “bUt BruH heLl MeSS yOu up” comment.
You’re either a troll (kudos) or Schaub, or a dumb dumb fan that misses the point of this video. Comprehension skills aren’t your strong suit hey pal?
Jason Martin Take more Niacin bro, we’re not taking about the Octagon here you fucking idiot.
That part is taken wayyyyy out of context. During that segment he is talking about his kid having seizures over and over. So he was saying he was pleading with god saying he’s a good person why would this be happening to him. I’m not a huge fan of Brendan but taking that out of context like that makes the dude that made this look like a DBag....and with all the ammo it was unnecessary.
No one that says they're a good person about themselves or lists their 'good deeds' publicly is ever good.
I would love to know if he is using something like a Wacom tablet for that drawing or is just an absolute pro with a mouse.
fam this is interesting as shit but cmon korean man servant lmaoo whyd chin have to catch a stray
well shu hahaha catch a stray
lololol epic comment
well shu lol Chin is the best. They have a great thing going.
well shu hahaha I agree
chins a moron
How can you be a comedian and not know who George Carlin is? How??? The man is a legend.
Oh no! He didn’t?!
It's fucked because Carlin is such entry level shit if you don't know carlin then who the fuck are you? Why are you in comedy?
It’s like running for President and not knowing who George Washerman is. I mean he was the first one. Am I right?
Do you mean George Carlton?
so u have 2 b a scholar of any thing u do .... I like waking my weasel but I dunno who's the best ever or even who did it first in space
This needs a sequel!
Beige was ahead of the curve. Brendan thought he could skip the line and pretend he didn't. If he cared about comedy he'd have been doing open mics for many years before thinking about going to the Comedy Store.
He's like a guy that wants to be a pop star and doesn't give a shit about music.
So true . And recently Brendan had the nerve to say but with in his short time of stand up he worked harder and did more shows then any stand up with in the time …..unreal 😂
It took me a bit to realize that I only laugh at Schaub when Theo is roasting him
Marc Hlavac when is he on?
@Marc Hlavac are you one of schaub's fake accounts?
@Marc Hlavac you're opinion is wrong
Don't let this video sway your opinion on the man. Everyone could have this type of video made about them with some truth to it. No one's perfect
@Marc Hlavac Shaub made something of himself in comedy, I'm happy for him. Now he's getting better since he has to try and keep up with Theo
When Tony Ferguson trains his legendary stamina, he watches Brendan's special.
Probably the only time tony has to tap out. Even that is too much
Brendan isn't funny and neither are these two hacky jokes. Its so funny to watch unfunny people trash unfunny people in an unfunny way.
Jess Faught say unfunny again, stupid
@@MeanMustard650 naht funny
@The Dow I run everything my friend.
My grandpa told me "If you gotta tell people you're a good person, you're probably not. If you gotta tell them _WHY_ you're a good person, you're just a delusional piece of England"
He was Irish, and you could call him any word in the book without riling him up. But "accuse him" of being English, and he would burn everything you held dear in life
Bro joe never says anyone can just start a podcast. But he made it clear Brendon had ppl to back him up and prop up his career
Shaub was on the Logan Paul podcast, they found out they had a lot in common, need I say more?
What a fucking douche.
CarbonViper4 Which one? Don’t answer that...it works either way really.
Two overrated hype machines that produce nothing of substance, and their fans are as vapid and as clueless as themeselves.
No I’m not surprised at all.
People have low standards and fall for hype. “THis GuY sAid He’s a CoMedIan so I LauGh”
Kill yourself (fans of Schaub)
Logan is basically a smarter shaub
@@lamocontentgay75 lmao!
The CM Punk of comedy. I wish Theo didn’t hitch a ride with this hack.
I think Theo is just such a legitimately nice guy that he doesn't even realize that Schuab is utterly unfunny and childish
But really Shaub still rides Theo's coattails. That's how appalling he is.
grillmouth How many times does Theo crack a joke then Schaub repeats it changing one word, I’m all for Theo getting some $$ off him but he honestly doesn’t need him he’s getting great guests on his podcast and King and the Sting is so repetitive already I don’t care how many happy clappers they add to the cheap seats to laugh.
quotejoss I know that, Theo is superior in every field, don’t think he needs this tit to advance his career
Theos a hack too
This is a brilliant video. How have I only just found u!!
? Did they make you take off clips of their shows? I just saw this video a couple days ago and I remember clips?
Didn’t think I was gonna watch this whole thing
same here man
Life's like that
Then we did
Me neither
This must be Brian using a voice mod.
You've just made this video more entertaining (if that was possible) by making me imagine this is Callen tearing him down in secret! Especially the part when Brendan's treatment of Callen is discussed 😂
These breakdowns are real enjoyable
“For a relatively athletic guy like Schaub”
*simultaneously shows clip of Brendan looking as if he never did anything associated with athletics*
I lol'd so hard at that.
Yes that was the joke.
@@glumsulk right and I’m acknowledging the joke…….
@@jarredthorpe846 its a family guy reference
🤣🤣🤣he almost fell on his head trying a standing jump
He ruined Mma streams, his biggest crime
YES!!!
Jakeus 25 or you could just make some money and pay for the fights like an adult
David Daly other countries don’t pay for them so we shouldn’t either. And $60 and a espn membership is too much money
He'll also ruin Rogan's marriage. Rogan will ruin his life immediately afterward
you guys suck at the internet.
Always a great rewatch 👍
Waiting patiently for your video on his new special
Brendan’s impression of Dr. Greg Hsu is the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Yeah, going full misdirection and doing an imitation of Hsu's actual monotone voice with no stereotypical accent would have been funnier and less racist.
Even more then giving your son the name "Tiger" as his legitimate Name?....I guess he never heard of nicknames?...lol
@@jerryb4705 You think that's bad? The new one is called Boston.
Absolute asshole
I know right. Dr. Hsu is way more coherent at speaking english than this cottonball mouth. How Ironic.
Everyone download the video on a converter and reupload everytime it gets taken down!
@Shlutty Mc'Shlutface this version's added the "slang dick" bit
Ok... why?
@@KL-sj7cb poop
The punch on knocked out cro cop is all you need to see Schlobs true colours. He knew exactly what he was doing and did it anyway.
I understand hitting someone by accident in the heat of the moment, but even Mike Tyson would masterfully annihilate people and stop as soon as he sees them falling, and just turn and walk away like a badass. And he was a lunatic. For fighters when your in that game, all you do is run the risk of making it so that person can never earn money again with some kind of career ending injury.
Schlob is a bully, and clearly just lies and bullies his way through his career and doesn't seem to have learned anything.
It’s amazing that Duncan Trussell is the only JRE guest who’s both a comedian and only had one podcast, and also hasn’t become like the political grifters Joe constantly has on in between his goon squad. God I miss the early JRE days.
Duncan is awesome
Is this the documentary that Joe Rogan and his media group had taken down?
YES!
Yep, get out and share it!
Taken down several times
@kingjappyjoe420 how do people know they "tried"? Genuinely asking, Ive found Schaub to be insufferable for a while now but have just become a cat without a home a couple hours ago
@@PrinceHabebu here's a tip:
The alley behind P. F. Chang's, go there for your answers.
When do we get to see that video (series) about "Joe's belief that anbody can drop their soulcrushing 9 to 5 job, and start a podcast about bow hunting?" I'm ready for that shit!
Yes please. Seconded.
We're gonna need that 2022 reboot
"I dont run, i shut things down!" Was he talking about a grappling match or this channels content?
BN is weak right?
Very clever lol
@DB Cooper's MoneyBags I just started standup comedy and want YOUR OPINION.Please SHARE ifnu LIKE.I think you'll be surprised.
czcams.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/video.html
"Chris Weidman Will Win By Submission"
- Brendan Shaub 2019
thedan1000
4th round submission at that 🤣
Keep up the good work, I love all your videos.
What happened to this intro (or preface ig) music? Love it so much
This is the WORSE PAIN YO LIFE now, Brendan.
YO LIPP!
He's such a fucking moron
Joe, where were you bro?!
🤣🤣🤣 man, this documentary is a dismantling.
Sowwy four yo lahs.
@@-Trauma. Diceeee Diceee!!
This is a 48 minute trashing of Schaub, and I love it.
The only downside was it not being 58 minutes
I find that it's actually very nuanced, well articulated and considered... which makes it all so much better.
yeah you do because you are a hater that's what haters love to hate on others trying to make it
@@mikedlc9766 Listen, Schaub, we know its you behind a fake account. Get the fuck outta here, slick.
Because you're a fucking loser