How Asian Parents Flex
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- čas přidán 16. 03. 2021
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"wat da hell is a dishwasher?"
I dOn know, it's a very expensive drying rack. LMAO🤣
I am Hmong American and can attest to this truth. At an aunt's house they used the dishwasher as Storage*, and bragging about the dishwasher in the house. (Apparently it's a symbol of wealth) "Like the Rich💰white-people." 😆 I had to runaway, holding back laughter.
Oh my god 😆😆😆 true story, I lived for 7 years with a dishwasher in our kitchen and I didn’t know about it. My mom never ever used it or told me
Steven with the quick pin
yeah we just have storage where the dishwasher is supposed to be lmao
Hmong us
Nuuuuuu i got unpinned
Asian: *"Bragging who can do better"*
Also Asian: *"Bragging who got it worst"*
I’ve seen tons of people like this it’s become normal for me lmao
Exactly
my father did this all the time and he is from poland...
I'm Portuguese and this sounds like when my family gets together.
and then their kids just awkwardly trying to fade into the background
"he's a neuro surgeon"
"How old is he?"
"Nine".
Can’t even cook rice
@@origaminoob1037 lmao
@@origaminoob1037 Yeah "such a failure"
All he said is he is a neuro surgeon who ever said he is a good one!
@@bodyslamer69 indeed
I love how he just carries a can of corn in his coat
....If you were the face of Beijing Corn, I think you'd do the same... faiillyuaaah.
Part of my daily routine
@@FusionThe2nd Ok, Keys, Wallet, DAMN I FORGOT MY CORN
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
I love how the can is Goya 😂😂
Hello mate.
I just wanted to let you know that, children in schools up and down the UK are doing your skits in the yard. All my kids love you and I’m now called a failure on a daily basis, they nail the accent too.
My kids are 10, 9, 4, the smallest is the funniest, running in a room pointing and declaring everyone a failure before running away again.
We are all big fans👍
😆 thats awesome!
That’s adorable.
Wow😂
Just wanted to let you know, my 12 y/o in Chicago and his friends are doing the exact same thing. He tried to show me one of Steven’s sketches, but I called him a FAILURE because I already knew it!
I second this comment, greetings from the US!
"my son is a neurosurgeon"
"how old"
"9"
later in the video
"my son is such a failure"
What kind of 9yo Asian doesn't know how to cook rice? Failure!
“he cant cook the rice!”
@@spectraphantom777 i cook rice when i was in my mother's belly
@@dogebreadoflife7396 LETS GO IM 69TH LIEKR OF THIS COMMENT
I mean, let's he honest, by 9 he just became a neurosurgeon while he should have saved the world two times over and be thinking of a proper retirement plan. On top of that if he can't cook rice, I could hear his failure even in space. *such a failure*
“My son such a failure he can’t even cook rice.” *Begins to cry* 😂😂🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHA that was the ending I wrote
@@StevenHepress F to pay respect
Is your son from BBC foods?
😂
The True Asian Test
That openbox discount killed me! That's next level penny pinching right there!
people used to do that shit all the time when I worked at Circuit City and HH Gregg. They started tracking people so they'd know if you returned it and then tried to buy it back a week later, so they'd make you pay full price. People then started just having their friend buy something and return it. The friend would call and say it's done, and within a day it's open box so the penny pinching person would come buy it at a discount. People will always find a way.
@@LordPrometheous How much money would people even save doing that? Couldn't be that much...
@@AChopstix easy 15% off which adds up over time.
I did that for a Sonos soundbar at BestBuy. Not intentional, but still. I bought a Sonos soundbar… didn’t have a TV and returned it because I need a TV to use it. Went back to BestBuy and bought a TV. Picked up a Sonos soundbar a week later, and found the exact same one I opened and returned for $350 instead of $500 lol
“I have a scar from when i lost my elbow” proceeds to show his wrist lmaooo
“My son is such a failure, he can’t even cook rice”
*…*
“Are you ok”
2:07
Emotional damage right there
As an Asian, can’t even cook rice = failure (true)
I can 😀 it is literally my favorite food and i am not Asian
@@buiquanghuy7589 someone get this man a rice cooker
“My son is such a failure he can’t even cook rice”
Isn’t he a 9 year old Neosurgeon-
He wouldn't be if HE STARVES TO DEATH.
He said he is a neuro surgeon! Who ever said he is a good one!
Well considering it takes 4 years of basic medical school, and then an additional 7 to 8 years of additional education to become a neurosurgeon, no shit he can't cook rice, with math like that lil homie ain't even been born yet.
Asian standards are pretty high lol
Lmaoooo
Words cannot express how much I wish this was an actual joke
ITS ALWAYS THE "WHAT THE HAIL" THAT GETS ME LAUGHING, WHY
"I had back surgery from carrying Steven's Channel" this was the most epic line in the flex off
underrated
Lololol
I did a deep belly laugh at that
Hehe
Ruined 569 likes
Subscribe 😂
He isn't even exaggerating this is exactly how they flex
First reply nice
Lmao this is true. The child is either a god or a failure.
ikr
So 9 year olds are neurosurgeons-
@@Wynzofficial show off
The face Steven's father makes whenever he's trying to conceal his jealousy and disappointment in his son is so good
Expensive drying rack, the best way to describe a washing machine
“My son is a neuro surgeon and he’s 9”
*After the talk about how they walked to school*
“He can’t even cooked rice”
*cries*
damn neuro surgeon cant even cook rice that one big fat L from life to whoever that guys son is
Anyone realised that every city in China has skyscrapers but Shenzhen has extra ordinary skyscrapers. Means so developed like Shanghai.
Because you see, neurosurgery requires skill, cooking rice requires *Talent.*
@@ohheyitscyber2848 not being able to cook rice is still a skill issue
@@youseftheh4869 It do be, and kinda hurts cuz I only learned how at the age of 14, so thats an oof for me.
“My son is such a failure he can’t even cook rice”
that's a big price to pay for becoming a 9 years old neuro-surgeon prodigy
if your Asian and you cant cook rice... automatic failure
@@orangutank626 ez 1 day return. No rice cooking by hour 4 = free return, try again
Its what happens when you put all your skill points in 1 place
I felt that and I'm not even Asian
@@kyotsuki UNDERRATED
"I invented parallel parking"
That's all I needed to know *readies nunchucks*
Would you like a Tyrannosaurus with those nunchucks?
@@mr.bighead903I think you mean _munch_ucks
Munchucks
"I fly to school" had me rolling on the floor 😂🤣
"I bought this, returned it, come back week later. Open box discount."
That is indeed Asian level genius.
Yeah need to know what store us doing this
As a russian, we do this too.
@@ex-muslimZafarSahil Russians are European smart ass. Majority in west side of Russia which is eastern europe
I’m Asian and I really don’t understand this
@@MostafaTurk90 FAILURE! ''no really though i dont know what this means either'' xD
“I fought a tyrannosaur with nunchucks.”
I can’t stop laughing.
😂
Thats how asian got to school,the flying one is relatable
Your tyrannosaurus had nunchucks?
@@dangoknight1700 As an Asian, I can confirm that yes, we do fight Tyrannosaurus with nunchucks to go to school and abandon our children on the streets if they can't cook rice.
I fought a spinosaurus with an AK-47
"I fought a tyrannosaurus with nun-chucks"
"I helped NASA land the paper clip on the sun"
What the haaaiiill does that do?!?
I've already watched this like eleven times but it never gets old
“My son’s a failure he can’t even cook rice”
“...”
“...”
“Are you okay?”
ℐ𝓉 ℴ𝓀 𝒾'𝓂 𝒶𝓈𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾 𝒸𝒶'𝓉 𝒸ℴℴ𝓀 𝓇𝒾𝒸ℯ 𝓉ℴℴ
@@mekong9629 Failure, I'm asian and I cook rice at 4 year old
@@Bearwareyt ℐ'𝓂 14 𝒷𝒾ℊℊℯ𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝓎ℴ𝓊
you're not a real asian if u can't make rice
@@mekong9629 same
“I am the face of Beijing Corn.” Steven’s Dad - 2021
Always
Yis
Imagine that’s true
XD HELP
🤣🤣🤣
This should be tagged as "documentary"
I don't know why, but I can watch these videos thousands of times and still laugh my ass off
"I'm a data scientist, triple PhD from Harvard, I invented parallel parking, and I help NASA land a paperclip on the sun"
I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣
His job was to acquire a paperclip XD
It's still nothing compared to being the face of beijing corn
What da hel
what the hell does that do
What the hell does that do
“I’m the face of Beijing corn”
“Pfffttt”
*pulls out Beijing corn*
👁 👄 👁
you are funny
Oh, are you a fan?
Funny did laugh
Ok
I just loved that he didn't really even try to cover up Goya
I started laughing so hard I cried a little as well at the 'My son is such a failure he can't cook rice.' I, too, would also be asking if he was ok. :')
“I invented parallel parking” might be the greatest line in CZcams history
“My son a neurosurgeon”
“My son can’t even cook rice”
*Cries with no rice*
*disappointed asian*
666 likes cool
@@MoreDepresso that son now bsian
Uhh we have the same pfp :))
@@shalameng2551 EREN YEAGER
👿
"My son such a failure he can't even cook rice"
"Are you ok...?"
how to go from bragging to heartbreak in 0.5 seconds XD
There are levels of failure that even an Asian grandpa will feel sorry about, it’s not much but there are those levels
@@albusvoltavern4500 from bragging to other asian parents to genuine sympathy and pity for the other asain parent is hilarious 😅😅
Being Asian and having a child that can’t cook rice.
Somethings broken and it’s spiritual
It's a bare minimum for being an Asian 😭
R/kamikazebywords
These are always so funny. Props on maintaining any kind of self esteem, guys!
"Are you okay?"- maximum emotional damage has been done!
I love how their flexes turn from "my kid is super impressive" "No mine is" to "my kid fuckin sucks" "same lol"
yeah asian use their kid as a thing to flex to almost everyone its trash af
Wait just like german parents
So Asia+Germany
Okey i ce seen this One
@@HungVu-gy5nb It's called being asian.
@@HungVu-gy5nb Oh no, parents are proud of their offsprings accomplishments. This world is so cruel 🥲
@@georgyekimov4577 thats my life, german dad chinese mum, get an A- and still get shit on :(
"your tyrannosaurus had nunchucks?"
IM DEAD 😂😂😂
Yo it’s facts 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Tbh I still don’t know what he meant. It was worded in a weird way; “I had to fight a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks.” It might have been stevens dad using the nunchucks to fight the Rex or the other way around. Either is just as hilarious tho
@@maturecheese9688 i think its implied the other dad had to fight a tyrannosaurus too but his tyrannosaurus didnt have nunchucks lol
0:46
“I fought a Tyrannosaurus with nunchucks.”
Had me dying on that one. 🤣
There are not enough hours in the day for me to binge these vids. ❤
As the daughter of Asian parents, I understand the crippling pressure of your parents being disappointed in you, so I have subscribed to try and help Steven's relationship with his father.
LOL😄😄😄👍
Ikr
Lol same, my mom has said on multiple occasions “I am disappointed in you”
As have I. 🙏❤
me: MOM i made it to top 5 in the writing competition! finals are on monda-
parents: OH WHAT RANK?
me: um... 3rd but there was 30 of us and i didnt get eliminated
parents: mmyes good just do better next time
me: ok.
:')
"I fought a Tyrannosaurus, with nunchucks!"
"Your Tyrannosaurus had nunchucks?!"
I immediately died at that point
AHAHAHAHAHHAAH
NUNNNNNNNCHUCKS
Henry Wu is stoopid smart, he know rich white man fuck it up, teaches his pets to perform in circus, still makes money.
same
Lol! This was hilarious. While I didn’t get a few of the references (for obvious reasons), I’ll watch more of your videos!
This is so amazing :D
“My son can’t cook rice.”
“...”
“...”
“Are you ok?”
That made me laugh, but what killed me is that thanks to you guys I noticed I typed rice incorrectly... So fcking dumb... But it is was the correction thingy’s fault.
It was the rice that did it for him 😭😭😭
*rise*
Not being able to cook rice as an asian is the same as not being able to make cereal as an american
timestamp?
Uncle Roger has entered the chat.
I love how being the face of Beijing Corn is a bigger flex than having three PhDs from Harvard and helping Nasa land a clip on the sun
Do you not know anything about BEIJING CORN?
That’s because NASA and neurosurgeon are wage slaves, not business owners. If Steven’s dad hires and grooms the right people, he can make money without spending all day at work.
I mean, have you tried Beijing corn? That’s some high quality stuff.
He invented parallel parking, automatically demerited for that.
True xY
I love yout videos. Keep up the good work your so funny and i watch this video so much.
this one really got me bursting into laughter loool
“I bought this, returned it, a week later bought it with an open box discount” LMFAO
No one payed attention but this was hilarious lol
@@rustyshackleford7200 damn no way
😆😆😆😆😆
I accidentally did this at IKEA with a kitchen cabinet I assembled but thought I didn't need. Guess I really am only half Asian.
Lmfao
“My son can’t even cook rice”
“Are you ok”
So his son is a surgeon and can’t even cook rice?
Being a surgeon at the age of 9 is great but if he can’t cook rice he’s even more than a failure he’s a extra-failure
@@tarramaebacalla237 *interesting*
@@tarramaebacalla237 I bet you can't even boil paper
Says the gacha girl
Gacha garbage
@@mlgoverrated745 well I’m sorry if you don’t like gacha it’s not like it’s my fault
God bless you guys for making me laugh when I’m having tough times.
The look on the Neighbor's face after Steven's father says he fought a T-rex with nun-chucks is absolutely priceless
*”I have a scar from when I lost my elbow”* that is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard 😂
So underrated...
As he points to his wrist, no less, lol
He casually moves his arm without any struggle
Same!!!
One of my favourite moments were honestly "I helped NASA land a paperclip on da SUN". Had me cracked up laughing several times over...
"And I helped NASA land a paperclip on the sun."
"What the helllll does that do?"
DYING.
I literally lost it there. Like, gf looking at me like I'm a maniac lost it.
should have replied "stupid"
IM DEWD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one got me
It was what the haillll
That school part was true for every Asians, I think😂
No flex could flex more than being the face of Beijing Corn
"I invented parallel parking" was so out of nowhere, I laughed for like a solid minute at that
Hahahaha probably my favourite line
That whole part and landing paperclip on the sun was hilarious
Same🤣
Ha...sooooo funny. Everyone knows Asians can't parallel park. 😮
@@jesusloves6643 ikr
"My son such a failure he cant even cook rice"
Steven's face: oh my god are u ok???
Other dad: *INTENSE CRY*
Me watching: INTENSE CRY FROM LAUGHTER
That one killed me.
Actually had this happen IRL. I’m a white dude and I can cook rice. Went to a Chinese house and grandma asks me to cook rice, ok so I make it. Oooo look gwelio make rice, you no make rice.
If an Asian can't cook rice, then he has brought shame to his family. It is too far.
@@markhenley3097 At least being a neurosurgeon at 9 makes up a bit for it
that hit home hardd...but not as hard as he hits his son XDDDDD
CANT EVEN COOK RICE X'D
Funniest stuff on CZcams. Keep the bloopers at the end, they are hilarious !
The way they flip-flop between trying to outdo each other in how impressive their accomplishments are and how few commodities they have in their daily lives is amazing.
I- umm second ig.... “Pulls corn out of jacket”😂😂
Always has one
@@StevenHe I LOVE U MAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
I love how it goes from flexing about their kids accomplishments to flexing about their kids failures.
yes
Yass
That’s actually how it is
That is so true. They flex about their kids
FAILURES
LOL They're still flexing on themselves. Notice how they talk about growing up poor (so their parents weren't successful) then they talk about how their kids are not successful--the point is to show that it's not genetic, they're the special ones 😂
Your content is hilarious 😂 .. keep it coming
I literally cried while belly laughing the whole time. It happens to me like once in a 5 years so thank you
"I had to climb mountain".... *nice* 🙃
Love your channel! Holy shit! Been watching you for decades now! Lol
I had to walk trough fire
I had to walk through a cave to reach to school
I had to climb mountain to get to school 2 seconds later i fly to school makes sense
My dad used to say he had to cross a river and a mountain everyday while going to school lol.
Best one yet 😂😂😂
This is hysterical 😂I'm never going to get anything done now. Is there a 12 step program for CZcams addiction?
"My son is such a failure he can't even cook rice"
"Are you ok?"
*as another asian who can't cook rice without a rice cooker, I feel bad for him*
It is ok rice is easy to cook and takes very little tume
Meanwhile me, a Chad Jamaican:
*puts rice, water and salt in pot*
*sets heat to high*
“Mum says the burnt flavor on the bottom makes it taste better 😎”
@@zandaroos553 Whaaaaa i would get punished if there was a single brown spot on the rice.
@@zandaroos553 i LOVE burnt rice. Me and my Father fight a lot for the burnt part.
@@blind7112 as an asian your comment has made me puke 5 times into the toilet
So it started with him flexing his son being a neurosurgeon at 9 to them fighting sharks and Tyrannosaurus with nunchuck to them stating how much of a failure their sons are. That was some impressive transition
It's like 5 year olds talking about their day
@@fellowhuman9003 It’s called being proud of your family, they always want to show off their children because they are always proud of what they do and it’s a competition of whose prouder so yeah it’s a childish pride contest, but after u get to know them then u can talk about the troubles you guys actually go through, Chinese people especially click well with people from their home city rather than state/province like in the US
@@Yvng.Sativa I was making a cheap joke because the conversation was childish.
welcome to the asian pareting world my guy.
Don’t forget talking about landing paperclips on the sun and being the face of Beijing Corn
Comedic genius
I remember my Chinese friend went to his sister's wedding and everyone were talking about their degrees. People would go up to him and ask him what degree he had. He told them that his degree was in electronics engineering from IT. Once they heard this they would smile and nod and then leave. Eventually everyone stopped talking to him during the wedding and he had to sit in the back by himself. I found it all amusing of course.
...
from MIT perhaps?
The fact they are just roasting and flexing at the same time is just 😂
Woomy
Meggy Time :D
Toooo smooth
We all feel those feels
@@Wick291 You rang?
Too relatable my grandfather unjokingly told me:
“You have school so easy, I had to fight monkeys on my way to school.”
No matter how stupid his classmates were, he shouldnt insult them.
@@hidesidehs5271 damn dude chill his classmates are probably 60
@@castergilgamesh1778 When Gilgamesh of all people tells you to chill you know you need to take a pause.
@@AsobiMedio I'm dying lol
@@AsobiMedio how about a minecraft dog
“I have scars from when I lost my elbow” and somehow it grew back.
Lmao I was fine until he said he couldn't cook rice. Lost it 😆 🤣 😂
They forgot that ovens are storage for pots and pans too.
Wow you're here
YES 😂
this
My dad constantly does this and it pisses my mom off
Facts!!
"I'm the face of Beijing Corn."
"But we have the same face."
HEY that's racist!
invock tf?
@@ashutoshbahuguna2581 Saying that all Asian have the same face is racist! (Yes, I know it's LITTERALY the same guy, that's the joke)
Beijing Kong
Bruh I didn’t mean for it to sound racist, and apparently white ppl think asians look all the same or whatever but has it entered people’s mind that you can make a comment without thinking about race?! Like why are you so focused on it, can’t people be people without race being the joke?
Recently came across your channel - big fan of your 'what da hail?' 😂
I'm so glad I found this channel. Non-stop laughs.
"i'm the face of beijing corn"
"hahA"
*casually pulls out corn from jacket to check
*shock*
*despair*
*pain*
*agony*
*meow*
9 year olds in America: ughh what’s 9x7 again
*9 year olds in Asia:in college with a master degree and have 300iq*
And still called a failure
@Dark 9 year olds in the North Pole: *it’s been years where is Santa?*
69 noice
Hahaha exactly. What do you called an Asian kid that’s bad at math? An orphan
@@Melon_Canser 63+6=69 noice
You’re my favorite comedian 😂😂😂😂 I fought a tiranosaurios 😂😂😂
Congratulations on reaching 10 Million Subscribers dude!! 😁
"I'm the face of Beijing Corn"
*Laughes and looks at corn can*
The greatest flex an Asian parent can have
Sooo true
Rice is
@@idk-vo7dg IM THE FACE OF BEIJING RICR
666th like
@@Captain08PS4 I APOLIGIZE MT KIND SIR
The "back surgery from carrying my son's CZcams channel" floored me.
Also, I can't wait for someone to make all these ridiculous stories into a movie.
The swift "Subscribe!" after is what got me XD
That was a flex with some burn.
The 4th wall break 🤣
I had to pause. That one was great!
I love the twist in the flexing from about how successful their families are to how much of a failure their sons are, putting up a show of "modesty". That is honestly so real
Good to know that you can be smart enough to be a neuro surgeon but ne unable to cook rice
Bruh u are here🤣🤣
i see you everywhere
I mean he’s 9 sooooo
Who are u??
It be like that sometimes
“Your dinosaur have nunchucks?”
deserves more recognition
It implies that the beta father only had to fight an unarmed dinosaur, what a weakling.
@@superbobcat8997 Or that he had to fight a Tyranosaurus with a different weapon than nunchucks. For example a sword, or a gun.
777th like :)
Lmao I read this when he said it 🤣🤣🤣
This... is legit! Love it
The neighbor went from bragging about his son being a neurosurgeon to calling him a failure for not cooking rice in under two minutes😂
"what about your son?"
"hes a neuro surgeon. Age 9."
*five minutes later*
"hes such a failure he cant cook rice"
*cries*
edit: guys tysm! Today I cooked rice and it burned i feel like such a failure-
He's not alive if he can't cook rice
Hey rice is lofe
@@markalanahon6458 he doesn't deserve to be Asian if he DOESN'T know rice cooking.
HE's NINE!
@@ShiniGamiAD back in my age my mom made me cook rice when i was 8!
I almost died at "my son is such a failure, he can't even cook rice" and then saw him make the cry face. 😂😂
Me too
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
Same! 🤣
Cry face is priceless 😂
"My son can't cook rice"
Oof, thats more heartbreaking than the math grades I got
Steven's Dad needs a visit from his brother from Beijing, who is actually super supportive and positive, and would let Steven know he is doing a great job
“I invented parallel parking and helped nasa land paper clip in sun”
“What DA hell does that do”
Nice
I was looking for this.
"My son is such a failure, he can't even cook rice"
I love how he can turn sad statements to funny
Bro, his FACE
LMFAO
I love that line it is so good 😊
The irony is that none of them knows. They all use rice cooker. I'm Brazilian and I find that ridiculous.
“Are you ok?” EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
Does no one have rice cooker?
I've been binging your videos and now I need a "what the hell" t-shirt!!!
👏🏻 You now have another subscriber. I am aspiring to be an actor and I hope I don’t end up as much of a failure as Steven 😂
Famous Quotes in this video
*• ”nice..”*
*• ”are you okay?”*
*• “what the hail”*
*• “failure”*
*• “im the face of bejing corn”*
*• “Need rolex-good for wrist”*
*• “i have a scar when i lost my elbow,”* **points to wrist**
*• “I fought a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks”*
Not a quote but also, *the death stare.*
hahaha
@Coco Ketchup omg how could i forget
you forgot " i have a scar from when i lost my elbow (points to wrist)" 0:54
@@quinnfischer9624 i’m so forgetful, i can’t believe i forgot
Need Rolex - good for wrist