Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians
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- čas přidán 22. 03. 2021
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1:46
"You make my son look like Elon Musk."
*That was a joke.*
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@StevenHe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lmao
Yes
"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment".
Typical Asian dad
My soul yeeted
Read it as he said it.
Perfect
Dad: want some money? Go earn yourself. I mean not every Asian is loaded.
It can't just be me, he sounds exactly like Uncle Roger?
“Are you a cat”
“What happened you run out of lives”😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂
Hahaha that part was freaking gold duuuude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr hahahahaha xDD
"You run out of lives" and immediately befriending the ghost once he discovers it's a cat are the best jokes here :D
"Where the hell were you last Halloween??" 🤣
Steven: *aggressively insults ghost*
Ghost: *cries and telepathically drops can at same time*
Uncle Roger cousin . Instead of mad at cooking fried rice , he was mad about ghost turning on his electricity .
@The_Cookie_Dragon i had a seizure reading that bruh
I would think he's crazy lol if i was a ghost, all ghost will be scared to go near him
*telekinetically
Telepathy is mental manipulation. Telekinesis is interacting with the environment with no physical means.
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 :v
"I didn't know you were a cat, I thought you were just stupid." That's everything.
I wish I could get away with being a cat
It went from funny to wholesome.
@@o0Avalon0o I know right. but did that mean he called cats stupid? I hope that was a joke. if he actually called cats stupid then that is sad because there have been cats that have took bullets for their owners so ya.
@@ayubkhan2689 no he says the ghost is stupid until he realized it's a cat ghost so he respects it now
@@ayubkhan2689 It means that cats are (fairly) objectively not as smart as the average human
That ghost took 1000 years of emotional damage
I really like how, since the can kept getting pushed onto the floor, he ascertained it was a cat and decided it should stay.
"why the hell it so cold, who are you my ex girlfriend?"
literal chills
BAHAHAHAHHA
Hahahhahahahah savage
It got as cold as her heart
Would not want to meet must e as cold as ice
Burn
*is insulting it*
*realizes it’s a cat*
*proceeds to treat it better than his own son*
Standard.
Well, what else are you supposed to fo
That was a great comedic turn.
“This is my pet ghost cat named Beijing Corn. The cat came with the name.”
Why would you hold a cat to human standards?
I’d love to see a horror movie like Nightmare on Elm Street where it’s nothing but Steven as this character just roasting Freddy Kruger for 2 hours. lol!
2:32 "What happened?! You ran out of lives?!" 😂
"The only thing scary about you is unemployment"
I'm not dying, I'm dead.
Double Dead. Dead to the power of 2-
I CANT 😭
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Are you haunting this man?
Literally
I felt when he said:
"the only thing scary about you is your unemployment"
first
the ghost be like do u know who raised you :Asian be like idk :ghost I’m ur mom how dare u
Kinda stole this comment bud
@@redlinx5520 any askers?
Idk why but I feel the same too
Thank you for inviting ghost cat to stay with you 🥰 they have trouble finding places to call home 😂
“Are you a cat?”
This got me laughing so hard
"Only scary thing about you is your unemployment"
**Cries**
So women don't like me cause I'm very scary?
@@Blackspidy619 yes
Gold line :D
Ghost does not hunt asian becau se they worship demons
Damn that hits right 😂
"You're such a failure you make my son Look like Elon Musk.."
Forgive me father
1:45 Now I got the joke. Is the son the cameraman or is the cameraman his wife?
He indirectly called his son stupid.
Edit: it's his wife. I hear her giggle. 1:50
I laughed so much at that one that I started coughing.
Dude, this video made me laugh the hardest laugh that I have had in a long, long time, and man - I needed it. Thanks for the laughs!
“Where the hell were you Halloween”
Lmao 🤣😂😅
God Bless 🙏🏾
“Okay, I didn’t know you were a cat, I just thought you were stupid”. LOLLLL!!!!
“You can stay here with me, we make friends” 😂
This was my favorite part! How he totally changed his tone. ♥️😸
Well it will catch the ghost mice and such so that has to count for something.
Ghost pets are pretty awesome. They last longer than living pets.
-looks to pets in my room-
I made myself sad.
“Only thing scary about you is your unemployment” had me dead
Lmao 😂😂😂
That cracks me up every darn time! 🤣
HAHAHAHA
Made me think.... does that mean i'm scarier than a ghost?
Yeah me 2
The string on the can really made it for me. Subscribed.
Those effects were amazing! 😊
"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment!"
i felt that
literally 0 replies dude
literally 1 reply dude
literally 2 replies dude
:/
Literally 4 replies smh
That’s why Japanese ghosts are so terrifying, they had to step up their game up with all of that sass
Yes! I saw the title and thought, "but asian ghost stories are the scariest", but now it makes sense why that is.
@@beetlehatches2100 and another one also one for you
Ghost of Tsushima
Malays ghost are terrifying too😀 if u dont know , i suggest u to search this " pocong " this is the most terrifying for me😂 and these, "toyol" , " pontianak", "penanggal"..😂 im just suggesting. ✌🏻😁
@@hanhan9907 None of those are scary.
CAN: falls
Steven he: puts it back and watches it fall
CAN: falls again
Steven he: turns ultra instinct
He doesn't try to hide the string, unlike other fake "viral" wizards that say "this ain't string, this be magic"
I wouldn't be surprised if this video turns up in one of those "Is it a ghost or is it all an elaborate hoax? You decide!" videos.
*“What are you? Are you a cat?”*
*“Oh, so, you are a cat. What happenned? You ran out of lives?”*
yea in asian culture we belive that cats have like 9 lives
@@darkplaguer4338 everyone says that even if they don’t believe it.
hahaha
@@heathjake25 😂😂
I see the string pushing it
"The only thing scary about you is your unemployment"
Ghost: "Bruh..."
i felt that poor ghost
Bruh
😂
czcams.com/video/i4X-yHA6pfc/video.html
I DIED AT THAT PART 😭😭😭😭
This was hilarious! I like how at the end he was really sweet with the cat ghost.
Omg !!
This is my favorite video of all time. I love the cat part. I absolutely love this guy.
"the only thing scary about you is your unemployment" my parents are going to copyright this saying.
Lol
Your parents are scared of you?
Lol mine too
🤣🤣🤣
Asians: I slap Ghost out of you *YOU FAILURE!*
Ghost: *cries*
🤣
"OooOOoOoo"😱😰"OOOOoooOoOOooo"😱😢"uooOoooOoOOOoo!(uccu uuoouuu)"👻😭
plot twist : you cant hit a ghost
also ghost: * respawns *
Pfp sauce?
Steven He, you are hilarious, I am in stitches. I could laugh at you all day. thank you so much from Australia!!!
Omg, came across your channel a few days ago, can't stop watching!🤣🤣🤣
“yu stoooopid”
“y u so cold? r u my ex-girlfriend”
I can’t with this guy.
😆😆😆😆
What happened to your bed?
Attention attention saita,s bed went missing
The thief must've failed to commit suicide once so he tried doing it again by stealing saitama's bed
Wonder what he did to his ex.
"Ghosts don't haunt Asians, Asians haunt them"
"Where's your proof?"
Proof:
Well if you really live in Asia, there is ghosts😂
Trinidad is full of those damn jinns! Don't you have somewhere to be lol
@@hanax1860 yeps that iq definitely true hahaha... In the place i live there are definitely spirits that almost gave me a heart attack more times than i can count (since I'm more sensitive to them)
Ps. From the Philippines yo!
Asian's ghosts more scared than Europe or America's ghosts😉👍🏻
@@angeliemaguinda and is there a way to drive them away?
Thank you . Subscribed now. Love your comedy and your special effects
The end was so wholesome 🤧
“You’re such a failure, you make my son look like Elon Musk.”
*Same*
My Asian parent motto to me
@@student7960 *cough* brace yourself mate you boutta get hit with hate XD
@@student7960 cause this isn't reddit dude
@@naipsiefilderussatser4067 Better?
@@student7960 what did u do
“Oh you’re a cat?”
“What happened you run out of lives”
This killed me 💀
The cat is a FAILURE.
🤣🤣🤣
Killed the ghost too 😂
@@singleplayermoments cant belive it was a failure in all the 9 lives
@@SamIsPog Now that's a lot of damage...EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Sun you are hilarious! I thought I was the only one that would talk mad ish and fuss at the ghosts. It works too. Keep up the funny videos.
i love the way they talk
"I'm sorry I didn't know you were cat I thought you were just stupid" this is the funniest part
Can I be a cat in my next life?
Lazy, rude and entitled, still respected, even by Asian parents.
:I I love my cats I'd be head over heels for a ghost cat but I'd definitely have to deal with my stuff getting knocked down
Right after I read this you said that it made it so much funnier oh my God
@@vincent_hall but if you want to be a ghost cat its gonna take 9 tries
Lols
"Why ghosts dont haunt asians"
Meanwhile: Asia having laws for spirits
*levitating intensifies*
*Exorcism Intensifies*
*Soviet Anthem Intensifies*
@@BayernSupremacy UNITED FOREVER WITH FRIENDSHIP AND LABOUR
*Reliougious belief intensives*
This brought me joy😊
Steven makes comedy gold. Damn funny!
"You're a cat? What happened you ran out of lives?" Omfg😂😂
Lmfao at that one
He clearly said “you run of of rives” hahahaha
I think he mean that old people say that a cat have 9 lives
That banter is a "catty" one
He's so sweet when he realized that ghost is a cat 😹
I like how he didn't even try to hide the string.
I was gonna type that lol
@@Toxin_Globe bro same
@@uravu. same bro
Asian production have to look fake, we no have the funding. *asian accent*
Plot twist: the ghost was using the string
"I smell bitch in here"
got me dying!
Brilliant. Tears of laughter running down my face.
“The only scary thing about you is your unemployment”
I-i- I felt that. Right here 👉💔
Yeah same, although next month I'm out of unemployment, contract is already signed :)
Lmao I died right there😹🤣🤣🤣
Died
@@marko.rankovic congrats! 🥲
lmfaooi
Father Steven: "ONLY THING SCARY ABOUT YOU IS YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT!!!"
Ghost: *i hurt*
Hahaha
LOLLLL
xD
Hmm so that’s why random things stopped happening in my house (im Asian)
@@Justthemna HA!
The special effects budget must have run into the $1.79s 😂
Very funny, thanks!
That was such an unexpected and heart-warming ending.
"You make my son look like Elon Musk."
Not only did he kill two people in one sentence, he also killed the ghost.
Oooof
Even if it's already dead, he still kill that ghost with words
Double Dead
I like how literally when I saw this comment it was 666 likes then when I opened the reply it became 671
I didn't get that joke. We Asians don't praise kids. So...?
He even roasted the cat ghost.
"Oh you a kat? What happened you ran outta lives?"
This is just golden!
ghost.png
Imagine having 9 lives and being a failure in all 9 lives
@@worldrenownedchickenchef Ohh if he had said that it would have been perfect!
@Ephriam Mendoza
Not writing this often but:
3000th :)
Great skit! Loved it.
Bro i love that with the can falling, you can see the string being pulled lol 😆
"Why ghost don't haunt asians"
Me, an asian who got B in a blood test: "We fear someting else"
Explain please I don't understand
edit: please stop replying i get it already
@@JohnDoe-xx7kc think of the asian stereotype of having "it's A grade or nothing" standard. An A is usually 85% and above grade, may vary depending on your country's education system.
Having any other grade can bring dishonru to your famiru.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got me good... I remember getting an O on a blood test and being scared to go home.
My condolences to the Asians with a negative Rh factor. No matter your blood group, you will always come up short in life for your parents.
lmao why did I think that it was a bee joke
"Only thing scary about you is your unemployment " that killed it for me😂😂
🤣🤣🤣my favorite line
That's the best thing I've heard in a while
1:29
Same
Rest in peace
"Are you a cat???"
"This is beijing corn"
2:17 😂😂
*me: went Beijing literally less than a week ago and didn't see no korn
Holy shit this is hilarious! 😂Nice job as always! Are you familiar with this one Kdrama called Bring It On, Ghost? Or it's also known as Let's Fight, Ghost! I think. This video reminds me of it lol, this guy gets haunted by ghosts but instead of being scared like a normal person he just beats the crap out of them lol.
"You don' pay the rent, you gon' be wearing garbage bag next week"
That's an amazing ghost joke, the idea that the sheets are not just a choice but fashion they have to afford and opt into
LOVED that joke! 💜
HELL Yeah
the fact that his tone IMMEDIATELY changed to a kinder tone when he realized the ghost was a cat is just indescribable
Indescribable
i thought kinder has something to do with kindergarten :D :D :D
Tbh I feel like anyone would act much different to a ghost of a pet than a human in their house
I would honestly do the same thing-
Wait asians love cats? I thought they make them into dumplings? 😅
My favorite video, keep watching over and over
Im finished! Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
**Dad doesn’t want ghost cat**
**Family goes and gets ghost cat anyways**
*Dad and ghost cat:*
Walks in the door with cat,
Father:
“Oh what da hell.”
@@novarangerx6441 I heard that what da helll while reading ur comment lmao
Dabi did your dad do any of these things
@@prakash4737 Me too
What a great comment
"Sorry I didn't know you were cat; I thought you were just stupid"
This line, for whatever reason, gets me every time
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN THIS PART STARTED IN THE VIDEO THIS COMMENT CAME UP
the guy has awesome comedic timing
Hahaha and he asked with such sincerity
@@4AEMZ lmao
"I thought you were just Stuuupid"
It's like the way he says it 😂🤣
The whole cat thing warmed my ♥
😂 love this one
I love how once he realizes its a cat he’s suddenly all nice
The best pet. No need for litter or food, but he has a companion.
Discworld's Death also likes cats, they see him and like him ...
I saw this as the preview comment... Im sad i was told now 😂
#1, cant argue with a cat, #2 the cats you dont have to be obligated to feed are some of the best cats ( meaning barn cats )
What a coincidence that the face of Beijing Co'n would find a cat with that very name
"The only thing scary about u is ur unemployment."
"You a cat? U run out of life?"😂😂😂
🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀👻
@@danae5578 LMAO PLSSSS NOT THE 9 LIVES 😭
@@atlf3357 yep all of them.
How is he so good at making me laugh😂😂😂
He's cracking one joke after another 😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing and accidentally spit out my precious strawberry milk 😂
100% accurate. My Chinese grandma said she was repeatedly woken up by a 'ghost', and instead of being frightened she shouted at it and threatened it with a frying pan for being a nuisance. She said it never come back
Way to go gammy
Your grandma sounds awesome
Lol now buy her a crucifix and holy water for the ultimate tripo
Legendary.
Yep my grandma says that ghosts live in our house, though instead of scaring people they just play small pranks like turning off the light etc.
I’ve never heard someone respond to a ghost knocking something over with “Are you a cat?”
Not going to lie that’s the joke that put me in tears.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this comment right when that part appeared 0.0
I did once mistake "an occurrance" for a cat? Was staying in this big old house my parents had at the time. I was staying up late, probably drawing or something, when I heard a glass fall over / drop in the kitchen next to the room I was in. A very recognizable sound, glass on wood (not a breaking glass). "Damn cats!" I thought annoyed and went to pick up the glass. There was no cat and no glasses fallen over or on the floor or nothing. And nothing else either I could think would have made that sound. Creepy.
Both of my parents saw a dark figure of a man around the kitchen several times.
And I don't even believe in ghosts...
But I did that too once-
Honestly i thought of that the second time the tin fell down
I wasn’t even looking for this. Oh my god lol 😂
That sheet just got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!
"We don't believe in ghosts, they're not profitable."
Oh
*me being a ghost*
I be sad now :c
*As an Asian yes that is true*
Medium left the chat
We hunt them???? Lmao 😂 Elder's saying
You wrong, once a week, they give food to spirit, burn a stick, hope it will bring fortune. Even rich people in singapore do that
I love how he becomes nice and gentle after realising it was a cat
Well ya who doesn’t like cats besides the failure in the corner we don’t talk to him
I don’t like cats. They all try to attack me if I’m around them. It appears that I’m the guy in the corner.
@@GeneralKeith1 Stay in the corner peasant
Don't really like cats
cats are good luck and give good fortune in business. You'd be a failure of an asian to mess with a living good luck charm because a cat that's pissed at you will turn into a sexy lady and take everything you own.
I loved that you could see the string that was moving the can! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the string was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice. Keep going 💯❤️👌😇🙏
Meanwhile,
Ghost 1: Oh look a lonely person! Let's haunt him
Ghost 2: Nah! Forget it, he's an Asian
I am Asian
Racists I'm asian
@@jefffarrugia6690 ???
#StopAsianHate
@@jefffarrugia6690 how that racist .-.
Geez, like I need another notification on my bell! THIS made me 'sub'.....what the hail!!!
“Your room smells like ass fish in your room” bro that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😊
"are you a cat"
"What happened you run out of lives"
Lamo 😂
LAUGHING ASS MY OFF!!!
And the fact that he is being more friendly to a ghost cat 🤣 he must be a cat person ?
Lamonede
@@_NZTHAN_ 💀
In the USA: ghosts haunt people
In Soviet Russia: people haunt ghosts
In Africa: people use ghosts against other people
In Asia: ghosts get existential crises after getting a 2 hour lecture from some random disappointed person
can confirm. i'm russian and i was just the actor in a ghost movie. i played the human. it was a hit horror film among the ghosts
The career of the ghosts got suck :(
I’m American, my ghost is named Timmy. He’s haunted us for nearly 10 years now.
😂
Im an Asian, the ghosts in our village are homeless, they didn't get paid cuz they can't do their job well.
"The one thing scary about you is your unemployment 😅💀"
😂😂 I love how you can see the string on the cans
Asian in front of Asian ghost: *screams in terror*
Asian in front of American ghost: "You make my son look like Elon Musk!"
American in front of American ghost: *pulls out gun*
Kinda true
@@kxzrxh
Honestly more like,
*trips and falls*
GO ON WITHOUT MEEE 😩✋
@@qaiwiwi ok that was a good reference
@@kxzrxh
Thank you :D
I like how the string was just sitting there
What string, I don't see no string.
@@ProdLvnden :054
@@ProdLvnden watch it again
what string?
What string?? R u ok?
😂 the video keeps ⏸️ on its on whenever he checks it out. Lol
... adds to the drama 😂❤
You helped me get over my fear of ghosts and spirits
Just yell about them being unemployed XD
(It's nearly midnight)
When Steven’s dad said “It smells like bitch in here” - takes away the sheet- “ yep definitely smells like bitch” I was dying so hard
I thought he said “it smells like FISH” 🤣
Which makes sense if ghost is a cat!
@@rosekay5031 he definitely said cat
Bro, I love your videos
Bro is saving the cat until afterlife
Asians: "im not scared of the ghosts"
Ghost: "takes rice"
Asians: "so you have chosen death again?"
emphasis on again
True true😂 dont mess with my rice or noodles
@@kanexiong3827 ha yea
*“Again”*
"Again" oh no
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you