Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 2

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  • čas přidán 12. 06. 2022
  • This whole video was so I can write off a frozen chicken from my taxes.
    Also I should try out the X factor. I've a feeling I'll win.
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  • @saaofficial5415
    @saaofficial5415 Před rokem +18624

    This dude has the most quotable moments out of all videos on CZcams

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +2409

      That’s a surprisingly flattering comment

    • @zanxaa
      @zanxaa Před rokem +382

      eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Před rokem +114

      Jesus Christ died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him. True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Those led by the Holy Spirit do not abide in wickedness.
      *God is ONE manifesting himself as THREE;* the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Bless him! *For these three are one.*
      As I am led by the Holy Spirit, nothing I state is a lie, but the truth of God. Anyone who tells you differently is misinformed or a liar. They do not know God, nor led by him.
      Anyone who *claims* to be a Christian and is against what I am doing, and where I am doing it; the Holy Spirit does not dwell within them, they lack understanding. They know not God, read his word, and their religion is in vain. Do not hear them, they will mislead you, the lost cannot guide the lost.

    • @TotallyHuman
      @TotallyHuman Před rokem +127

      @@MonkeyJedi99 I am a Christian, and I had to report these comments. They're cult-ish, insensitive, and awful. I would like to apologize for the fact that they used that term.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před rokem +48

      @@TotallyHuman I was going to let them go, as I usually do with silly or offensive stuff, but this account has been spamming like mad, and I finally had enough.
      While I appreciate your apology, and accept it in the spirit with which it was given, I would also like to say that it is not your responsibility.
      Unless it is? Hmm???? (kidding)

  • @devangiraud
    @devangiraud Před rokem +13697

    The way he was smiling while his son was playing guitar was MAXIMUM satisfaction of the emotional damage he created. 🤣

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +1245

      I swear that is parenting in China

    • @AllisterVinris
      @AllisterVinris Před rokem +19

      Yeah, I think it was the best part of the vid actually !

    • @MC-hx6xn
      @MC-hx6xn Před rokem +110

      “What key is that, F-minus?” 😂

    • @devangiraud
      @devangiraud Před rokem +9

      @@AllisterVinris It definitely had me laughing haha.

    • @timbakker371
      @timbakker371 Před rokem +6

      He used the same face in the thumbnail

  • @Cryptic0013
    @Cryptic0013 Před rokem +5287

    "What key is that? F minus" is a highly underappreciated pun.
    Of course, Steven's Dad always plays in E Motional Damage.

    • @funeralgiggle3771
      @funeralgiggle3771 Před rokem +21

      😆

    • @PurpleSaturn726
      @PurpleSaturn726 Před rokem +211

      Random Music Player: “What key is that?” Asian Dad: “It’s either between F Minus, or A Disappointment.”

    • @heiah
      @heiah Před rokem +117

      Or B cause I said so

    • @rumahjakarta6440
      @rumahjakarta6440 Před rokem +39

      The "refund" got me first and F minus had me in tears.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox
      @GreenNinjaGaming-on6ox Před rokem +10

      Dude that is hilarious never would have come up with that myself

  • @Otterpoptheotter
    @Otterpoptheotter Před rokem +329

    As a musician I can guarantee you that playing an instrument in front of family is probably the most emotional damage you could EVER do to someone

    • @reosemuel
      @reosemuel Před 8 měsíci +10

      ik same here cause they make me play for anyone and everyone when i have an instrument on me.

    • @TexanPinoy
      @TexanPinoy Před 4 měsíci +1

      Other than playing music, they enjoy parading their kids "skills. "
      Most emotional damage was asking me to do an oratorical piece in front of the family while they are having lunch 😂😂😂

    • @jaspionccv9426
      @jaspionccv9426 Před 24 dny

      I suppose that sometimes they bring that couple of family friends that have a beautiful son/daughter of your same age to double the damage!

  • @AzaiKang
    @AzaiKang Před 4 měsíci +72

    "What key is that? F minus?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před rokem +7745

    When he mentioned “the family dinner”
    We all knew that maximum emotional damage was about to occur.

    • @abdullahkapusuz6529
      @abdullahkapusuz6529 Před rokem +6

      Woooooow youre here

    • @Johannnnnnnnnnnnn
      @Johannnnnnnnnnnnn Před rokem +24

      Meeting you for the 23567th time

    • @shoty_x1693
      @shoty_x1693 Před rokem +51

      Ah yes, *reply bots*
      Also true the family dinner delivers alot of emotional damage

    • @keekee300
      @keekee300 Před rokem +21

      Ah yes, the time where you showcase your so called "talent" that is actually just a forced guitar lesson, or the time where your grades are revealed.

    • @robotboyhead378
      @robotboyhead378 Před rokem +5

      Imagine visiting your family and not working 25 hours a day.

  • @kiranaskr6183
    @kiranaskr6183 Před rokem +14329

    As a veteran Asian child, I cannot count the amount of times my parents came home the moment they left.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +1778

      HAHA

    • @Beowulf45
      @Beowulf45 Před rokem +650

      As a veteran Jewish child, I didn't realize I am Asian. Alternatively, I didn't realize that Steven is Jewish.

    • @tear4bit322
      @tear4bit322 Před rokem +163

      Now I understand why I like Panda E so much, 10 minutes after leaving, car door=death. Heart attack, coupled with EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. No cure, father hitting me with "what's 7x3?" at 9pm.

    • @MrZerodaim
      @MrZerodaim Před rokem +218

      Your parents know how to do that because when they were young, time wasn't invented yet.

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Před rokem +194

      @@StevenHe as a veteran Asian child I was beaten for 30 to 40 years of my life time now I am a successful person I was beaten with a stick and it made me stronger and I won't be a failure now im about to turn 18 soon

  • @tagheoshorh2082
    @tagheoshorh2082 Před rokem +97

    Steven I can't believe you just made me have a PTSD flashback. My white 80 year old Grandma did that too with the chicken, and since it's Grandma she doesn't have the energy to really get angry at you, just sighs in disappointment and so you feel 4x the Emotional Damage, because not only did you let her down but now you also don't get to have her fried chicken.

  • @zariftahmidshoeb3487
    @zariftahmidshoeb3487 Před rokem +397

    As an Asian myself, after all the emotional damage I faced, I am proud to say that my parents were successful in failure management 😂😂😂

    • @sexymary
      @sexymary Před rokem +3

      Hahaha..

    • @Manas-mt8vj
      @Manas-mt8vj Před rokem +1

      I wish that my parents don't use FAILIAH MANAGMENT

    • @AnitaN.o.
      @AnitaN.o. Před 7 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deusmachiness3396
      @deusmachiness3396 Před 5 měsíci +2

      now the real question is will you be doing the same to your failure when you have one lol

  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge Před rokem +5768

    "Make sure you don't forget okay?"
    "Okay I won't"
    "Yes he will"
    That quick cut made me snort. I have now snorted.

  • @KittiezeittiK
    @KittiezeittiK Před rokem +1406

    "Repeat after me"
    "Because I said so"
    *that was too relatable*

    • @williambert5992
      @williambert5992 Před rokem +12

      *BE-cause I sAid so

    • @user-bb3co2vr7d
      @user-bb3co2vr7d Před rokem +16

      because i said so太真实了,我爸就会经常说“因为我是你爸”🙃

    • @fejiroohanomah7453
      @fejiroohanomah7453 Před rokem +10

      All african moms😅🤣

    • @imreallybored269
      @imreallybored269 Před rokem +4

      @@fejiroohanomah7453 this statement always ruins my entire week

    • @LongTimeAgoNL
      @LongTimeAgoNL Před rokem +7

      That is relatable in every country, in every single culture, with every single parent.

  • @Psych_Major_Blonde
    @Psych_Major_Blonde Před rokem +22

    4:37 “what key is that? F-?” 🤣 sickest burn ever.
    This video reinforces my suspicions that my mom is secretly Asian. And also Hispanic, but that’s a different story.
    The only thing white about my mom is that she’s literally allergic to seasoning. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Simply_bibble
    @Simply_bibble Před rokem +16

    4:02 Auntie is always so nice, saving me out of these situations 👍

  • @moonbeam8438
    @moonbeam8438 Před rokem +1991

    I wish we could have a cameo from Steven's grandfather, just to remind us that Steven's dad was once someone's failure too 😄

    • @SamanthaVillegas
      @SamanthaVillegas Před rokem +47

      Omg yes!!

    • @paulahillier1390
      @paulahillier1390 Před rokem +16

      Yes! Genius.

    • @ryanphan6768
      @ryanphan6768 Před rokem +71

      Better idea. Steven's grandfather visits and he gives Steven's dad emotional damage while he rants about his life was 10x harder

    • @vickireynolds4055
      @vickireynolds4055 Před rokem +25

      @Moon Beam, great idea! Of course, "Dad" may not like being reminded of it, but the rest of us would love it!! What do you say, Steven?? A visit from Grandpa He??

    • @fake_atta1552
      @fake_atta1552 Před rokem +6

      @Beast 😈 2 imagine using someone else’s name💀

  • @daniellakatos5117
    @daniellakatos5117 Před rokem +2203

    "Because I said so"
    That killed me, because it was used heavily in my upbringing XD

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +270

      Haha that was in every parent handbook

    • @fmlAllthetime
      @fmlAllthetime Před rokem +23

      @@StevenHe Too real.

    • @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453
      @hdkdhdodhdnddjfkfjfofkfofo1453 Před rokem +34

      @@StevenHe "Oh, probably fifteen minute or five days."
      Moment before failure strikes in

    • @ShannonSouthAfrica
      @ShannonSouthAfrica Před rokem +14

      Now that I'm a parent I can appreciate the usefulness of this reason.

    • @TooCheez
      @TooCheez Před rokem +10

      Because I said so
      Me: that doesn’t answer my question

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 Před rokem +5

    "Because I said so..." is so accurate. That happened to me so many times all my life.

  • @ashleybentham9396
    @ashleybentham9396 Před 8 měsíci +4

    'Probably 15 mins or 5days' had me in stitches

  • @CRFSUIGENERIS
    @CRFSUIGENERIS Před rokem +733

    As a professional Asian daughter, I prioritize these menial tasks above all else. Even before my neck surgery, I was on autopilot prepping the rice and yes - even thinking of what to defrost for dinner. The fear of forgetting these chores outweighed a major surgery 🤷🏻‍♀️.
    Long-term emotional damage ;)
    Thanks for another relatable and hilarious rendering of The Days of Our Asian Lives. Lol 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +132

      WOW that’s incredible emotional damage ❤️😂

    • @strazed1
      @strazed1 Před rokem +14

      incredible emotional damage. your parents have tortured you well

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins Před rokem +5

      What happens if you take out the WRONG meat for dinner though??!! It's a real problem! 😂😂😂

    • @tharushijeff589
      @tharushijeff589 Před rokem +2

      rice for life

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/qdneTY3wh4I/video.html
      Finally it’s here

  • @theyaleyang
    @theyaleyang Před rokem +2864

    “If your family are also professional Asians, they will join in on the roast.” As a victim of emotional damage myself, I’m laughing waaaaay too hard.

    • @agent6960
      @agent6960 Před rokem +12

      I read ur comment at the exact time in the vid

    • @JanM457
      @JanM457 Před rokem +23

      "What key is that? F minus?"
      oooooh... bone chilling!

    • @garywhitt98
      @garywhitt98 Před rokem +4

      ….your…

    • @waiphyo9845
      @waiphyo9845 Před rokem +1

      laughing while thinking dark past kjkjkjkjl

    • @muadibadder3345
      @muadibadder3345 Před rokem

      ☝️

  • @Pfromm007
    @Pfromm007 Před rokem +14

    You know you're a Steven He fan when you suffer a skill issue in life and can hear him saying, "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

  • @Frickenchies
    @Frickenchies Před 7 měsíci +7

    The dad's smile while he sings kills me 😂

  • @rainclouds4346
    @rainclouds4346 Před rokem +748

    The fact that Steven was hitting all the right chords on the guitar... those childhood lessons seems to have paid off, huh?

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +234

      I never got my refund

    • @MasterGamerXGamerboi
      @MasterGamerXGamerboi Před rokem +32

      God reply bots are awful, I just want to see Steven interact with his fan base

    • @daybod3085
      @daybod3085 Před rokem

      Kczcams.com/video/TDoZxVSjwJM/video.html ITS HERE

    • @wizman4060
      @wizman4060 Před rokem +4

      @@MasterGamerXGamerboi Yeah. There too much

    • @adamschaefer881
      @adamschaefer881 Před rokem

      @@StevenHe that is a failure. Your father would expect no less.

  • @henrychen4947
    @henrychen4947 Před rokem +2432

    As the second child of two Chinese immigrants, these skits are very realistic, accurate, and bring back alot of bad memories.

  • @madaraismysugardaddy2696

    The pure malicious joy on Steven’s Dad’s face when he says, “Got him.” Is just…words cannot describe how evil it is.

  • @ZafrasF
    @ZafrasF Před rokem +23

    Eating while watching Steven is dangerous. You never know when you might start laughing too hard and spill your food all over.

    • @user-ow3li8ci8f
      @user-ow3li8ci8f Před 12 dny

      And also....you have to go to toilet and pee first, otherwise you.....😊

  • @HeyIguessImyouasoftoday
    @HeyIguessImyouasoftoday Před rokem +884

    As a person with an Asian mom, I love how relatable this is

    • @thegrimreaper9951
      @thegrimreaper9951 Před rokem

      @no time left calling you a waste of oxygen is an insult to Amber Heard

    • @hishamalaker491
      @hishamalaker491 Před rokem +5

      as an arab i can also agree with this.

    • @JamJam-dv7jf
      @JamJam-dv7jf Před rokem +7

      my dad and mom are asian (filipino). my mom would have the slipper ready whilst my dad just waits for my grades

    • @diefighter_124
      @diefighter_124 Před rokem

      Ong

    • @theedarthnader8647
      @theedarthnader8647 Před rokem

      As a person who has a mom this is relatable

  • @BioticFactors
    @BioticFactors Před rokem +1203

    Now I feel bad asking my childhood Asian friend if he could play piano in front of his mother. The look of sheer terror he gave me is still burned into my mind. Emotional damage.

  • @patrickwilliamson29
    @patrickwilliamson29 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Just by seeing his hand movements, you can tell Stephen can actually play guitar chords reasonably well

  • @user-cu7rl8hc3m
    @user-cu7rl8hc3m Před 9 měsíci +1

    Stevens's dad: closed car
    Steven: emotional damage!💀

  • @IndeedthisismyURL
    @IndeedthisismyURL Před rokem +393

    The car door closing was one the most horrifying thing to hear as a kid

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +59

      YESSSSSS

    • @arcticflames6932
      @arcticflames6932 Před rokem +3

      For real

    • @infernal8985
      @infernal8985 Před rokem +4

      the first step of a nightmare: the car door

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Před rokem +3

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Před rokem +2

      God heals depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING, God literally heals my physical pain when I ask Him! Trust in God to heal ALL! He is your creator!
      Lean not on man, you'll never be healed.
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name, for the world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!

  • @saltysergeant4284
    @saltysergeant4284 Před rokem +1835

    I like how the "extra loud" footsteps are still absolutely silent. That was a great joke!

    • @vikstar123.4
      @vikstar123.4 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/wnMjbZStEe8/video.html
      it finally here)
      czcams.com/video/wnMjbZStEe8/video.html
      wow ìt finally here..
      I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️

    • @RKanth54
      @RKanth54 Před rokem +1

      @Bolia Fops what roast are u talking about tho?

    • @RKanth54
      @RKanth54 Před rokem

      i dont get the joke can u explain?

    • @georgescaggs8602
      @georgescaggs8602 Před rokem +5

      @@RKanth54 A roast is when you belittle someone or put them in a situation where others notice their inability and join in on the ridicule.

    • @georgescaggs8602
      @georgescaggs8602 Před rokem +1

      It’s the little things.

  • @almasakic1148
    @almasakic1148 Před rokem +27

    Hey man, I just discovered your videos after losing a job and they have really lifted my spirits. I have to move back in with my mom until I find a job and although I'm not Asian, I grew up in a fairly strict household and your videos are really relatable and make me laugh. Thanks for lifting my spirits and making me laugh in this hard time when I feel like a big FAAAILUWe! :)

    • @karenk2409
      @karenk2409 Před 7 měsíci

      Thank the good lord for your demanding parents, and for making you uncomfortable with living with them as an adult. You will launch and do fine!

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 Před rokem +9

    To be honest the instrument section is pretty personal. I am not from an Asian family but my parents clearly took examples from your channel, they made me spend 9 years on violin and told me that there is no reason to do it, I just must do it. We made a deal that if I get to play violin abroad they will get me out of a violin, and so I did, but they still forced me to stay there for a whole year until they decided that I know how to play the violin well enough.

    • @nickevers9263
      @nickevers9263 Před rokem +1

      Well then your parents failed you in the explanation department. The reason is: musical retention deepens creodes of both abstract thought and extemporaneous recall as musical knowledge and memory/sagacity are inextricably linked.
      -a drunk college kid at 5am

  • @protonix07gaming8
    @protonix07gaming8 Před rokem +505

    That face off at 2:00 between a scared son and a dad with a horrifyingly straight face straight up gave me PTSD. That calm before the strom used to be the scariest thing ever.
    Beautiful acting in the scene specifically Steven. 👍

    • @rosalee477
      @rosalee477 Před rokem +9

      It's like standing in front of a firing squad.

    • @AtimTimLives
      @AtimTimLives Před rokem +9

      That calm is my weapon of choice 😬

    • @_TripleChanger-Achilles_
      @_TripleChanger-Achilles_ Před rokem

      he's already getting into acting.... I couldn't imagine how hard it is acting to nothing.... your partner in acting is yourself Steven..... "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, My name is Steven with a V"

    • @lisastenzel5713
      @lisastenzel5713 Před rokem +2

      The calm might really be the most harmful...wasn't so funny, when my mother didn't answer 😅 I never knew if she just didn't heard me or if it was the calm 😱🤦‍♀️

    • @repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495
      @repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 Před rokem +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.”
      ‭‭1 Chronicles‬ ‭16:34‬ ‭NIV‬‬

  • @chaosx3256
    @chaosx3256 Před rokem +572

    Can I just say, that the unfreezing the chicken part is very effective and relatable. My parents didn't show up early but when I would freak the hell out. I remember having to quickly unfreeze ground turkey meat and opened the package, put the meat in the bag and microwaved it. I used the excuse of "I threw a knife into the sink and it cut the package."

    • @jacques2838
      @jacques2838 Před rokem +10

      @@studiomez3467 my family would belt me if i ever used the defrost on the microwave. I'd just be told to fill a pot with lukewarm water and stuff the chicken in there so it would unfreeze

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 Před rokem +5

      Just run it under hot water for a few minutes would work

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +38

      HAHAHA putting it into the microwave never worked for me

    • @ziellipoutine
      @ziellipoutine Před rokem +6

      My technique is that I do it the moment they close their door on their way out.

    • @bertegue5162
      @bertegue5162 Před rokem +2

      At least you don't have to have the whole meal cooked and served by the time everyone is ready to eat which could be anytime within 2 hours of the average...

  • @ericverstaevel
    @ericverstaevel Před 9 měsíci +2

    Bro tryin' to shower a dead chicken LOL

  • @boigamer225
    @boigamer225 Před rokem +2

    "Because I said so."
    I freaking CALLED it!

  • @boid9761
    @boid9761 Před rokem +527

    "If your parents are professional Asians, they will join in the roast"
    I felt this on a personal level

    • @poetkifaya
      @poetkifaya Před rokem

      Us Mexicans can relate, too lol

  • @leofun01
    @leofun01 Před rokem +4

    02:20 - Looks like my parents was your students. Emotional damage.

  • @kennethmay6180
    @kennethmay6180 Před 8 měsíci +2

    This guy was born the funniest man alive, and I have the same voice😂😂

  • @Mogi.
    @Mogi. Před rokem +374

    That's alot of damage

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/qdneTY3wh4I/video.html
      Finally it’s here

    • @berrios181
      @berrios181 Před rokem +7

      A damage so emotional even flex tape can't handle it.

    • @SamIsPog
      @SamIsPog Před rokem +4

      @@berrios181 lmfaooooooo

    • @SamIsPog
      @SamIsPog Před rokem +2

      we've got emotional damage, now we need P H Y S I C A L D A M A G E !

  • @belle6618
    @belle6618 Před rokem +882

    The chaotic cinematography while he's running around, flailing with the chicken was my fav part lol

    • @hangontofaith
      @hangontofaith Před rokem +1

      Mine too I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! That scene is all about my kids! But me when I was a kid myself HAHAHA

  • @babyblastCN
    @babyblastCN Před 8 měsíci

    Lesson 1: Unfreeze the chicken 0:14
    Lesson 2: Learning an instrument 2:12

  • @johnson941
    @johnson941 Před rokem +1098

    This actually hits close to home, and I’m not Asian.
    Playing piano at family gatherings is literally the most painful thing to do.

    • @magIc126
      @magIc126 Před rokem +16

      I don't know how I managed to escape that. You're strong JohnSon

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 Před rokem

      This is why I never learned an instrument

    • @minatimanil
      @minatimanil Před rokem +4

      Unfortunately for my family, I do actually play instruments well.

    • @antianti4331
      @antianti4331 Před rokem +5

      @@joshholland8564 my parents forced me to learn piano and guitar. Their arguments were exactly the same as in this video.

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 Před rokem +2

      @@antianti4331 well at least you know an instrument now?

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před rokem +54

    4:25
    Cousin : "What key is that ? F Minus ???"
    He's Dad : _(Menacingly and Sadistically Smiles in "E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E")_

  • @notblocked
    @notblocked Před rokem +1

    As a professional half-Asian I can confirm that playing all the instruments is a requirement, I have and still play cello,violin,piano, guitar and trumpet. I will also force this upon my child or children.

  • @JaimieKrycho
    @JaimieKrycho Před 8 měsíci

    1. "If your other family members are professional Asians..."
    2. "What key is that? F minus?"
    SLOW CLAP

  • @Papasmurf-sm5nk
    @Papasmurf-sm5nk Před rokem +380

    As a student that is currently studying under the failure management department. I can proudly say that these tutorials have really helped me awaken my inner passion for causing emotional damage and I hope that one day I can aspire to be as great as Steven’s dad. Thank you

  • @SlothLinn
    @SlothLinn Před rokem +821

    My Norwegian mom clearly took this course! The vague instructions, the loud, early returns, the "because I said so" that made me feel like a forever failure because any and all logic I ever applied were clearly wrong... T^T No need to return money for Steven's dad's course, it worked like a charm - I still have emotional damage to last for ages!

  • @haremZs
    @haremZs Před 4 měsíci +1

    Your Failure Management Program is so successful/effective, my asian parents were following your tips before this video was even created. (12 years ago)

  • @iamthesuperchristopher3504
    @iamthesuperchristopher3504 Před 8 měsíci

    "I sAiD MaYbE You ArE goNnA bE tHe OnE WhO SaVes Me" ~Steven He guitar
    I think he wanted to say this to his auntie for saying that he don't need to play this time

  • @thegreatbananza5277
    @thegreatbananza5277 Před rokem +287

    Pro Tip: If you're child did something wrong, after you come home from work, say absolutely nothing. The pure amount of guilt and pressure will lead to your failure just telling you what you did wrong.
    And then you can throw the slipper.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +95

      Wow that’s an advanced technique

    • @krystal2026
      @krystal2026 Před rokem +11

      Only professionals can pull this off.

    • @qwmx
      @qwmx Před rokem +19

      ......why....why are you giving ideas...
      whose side are you on? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SystemBot
      @SystemBot Před rokem

      this guy parents failures

    • @pazobackenstein6473
      @pazobackenstein6473 Před rokem +1

      That’s my mom

  • @asiankidjolie
    @asiankidjolie Před rokem +953

    I relate to all, but the last one hits on a different level. When performing a piano piece to the fellow Asian relatives I should remember from when I was a baby, some basic roasts include ‘not being musical enough,’ ‘playing for too long,’ not playing Fur Elise, or them simply sighing and then proceeding to scroll on their phone. 🤠

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +261

      “Play something your grandma understands” always got me

    • @asiankidjolie
      @asiankidjolie Před rokem +32

      @@StevenHe I agree, always the Asian songs too

    • @mintpudding7908
      @mintpudding7908 Před rokem +5

      When we (me and my cousin) performing for the elderly it always the same songs because they think the songs in our era is not their taste

    • @quanmach3887
      @quanmach3887 Před rokem +5

      @@StevenHe oh yeah let me just *plays the abcs*

    • @Blaze5x5x5
      @Blaze5x5x5 Před rokem +12

      "Playing for too long"
      Play this 2 minute song in 1 minute or you're a failure.

  • @alexiskerjosse-art6832
    @alexiskerjosse-art6832 Před rokem +4

    This is one of the best video of internet.
    Man your videos are AMAZING. PLEASE keep at it, you are so hilarious and a very healthy and good humor for everyone, I support you 1000% !

  • @lilylan5870
    @lilylan5870 Před 8 měsíci

    I'm Asian and I laughed out loud when I saw "Because I said so." That's a classic one indeed XDD.

  • @beast6213
    @beast6213 Před rokem +2277

    Your Failure Management Program is so successful/effective, my non-asian parents were following your tips before this video was even created.

    • @Guffknuff
      @Guffknuff Před rokem +54

      Im 16 now when ill have kids someday i will look back to this video ...

    • @rebeccahermosillo6
      @rebeccahermosillo6 Před rokem +13

      Absolute truth 💯

    • @rainy413
      @rainy413 Před rokem +38

      My parents follow these tips without even knowing this exists.

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 Před rokem +25

      Same here my parents followed this too and I’m not even Asian

    • @rodrigomanzo777
      @rodrigomanzo777 Před rokem +30

      they must've eaten Beijing Corn

  • @bryce5680
    @bryce5680 Před rokem +2589

    as a white guy, I'm glad to see my parents took some lessons from other cultures

  • @Fireburke6473
    @Fireburke6473 Před rokem +4

    I am actually very happy that Steven enjoys making his videos as much as we enjoy watching them props to you

  • @LilySteph1949
    @LilySteph1949 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Love this guy 😂hilarious. Helps with military trauma.. Thank you and God bless you, your family and career

  • @ItzDarkTrax
    @ItzDarkTrax Před rokem +604

    Also, I like how steven's dad is smiling knowingly he'll embarrass himself in front of his family.

    • @Lordofbones96803
      @Lordofbones96803 Před rokem +6

      Man your comment is filled with bots

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Před rokem

      Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him!
      Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
      Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤

    • @Call_Upon_YAH
      @Call_Upon_YAH Před rokem

      God heals depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING, God literally heals my physical pain when I ask Him! Trust in God to heal ALL! He is your creator!
      Lean not on man, you'll never be healed.
      Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name, for the world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!

    • @Vintagefuture
      @Vintagefuture Před rokem

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    • @zillowzest5199
      @zillowzest5199 Před rokem

      @@Call_Upon_YAH I’m a christian and even I want you to piss off

  • @BeachPleased
    @BeachPleased Před rokem +234

    Normal people: Create a strong and long lasting relationship
    Steven He : Create a strong and long lasting Emotional Damage

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +43

      HAAAAA that’s the essence of this channel

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Před rokem +2

      czcams.com/video/qdneTY3wh4I/video.html
      Finally it’s here

  • @TheRealLoudannIsHere
    @TheRealLoudannIsHere Před 8 měsíci +1

    What key is that, F minus? That's so clever and so good!

  • @rayhan5914
    @rayhan5914 Před rokem +2

    As an Asian, I cannot express how true this video is, seriously. That part "because I said so." is so hilarious but sadly TRUE AS FK. Probably the most appealing video I have ever seen.

  • @bononista3999
    @bononista3999 Před rokem +647

    The Emotional Damage is universal; I am an Italian-American whose parents use the 2:57 "bonus tool" and knew what it was before Steven said it. Then I burst into tears laughing.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Před rokem

      Yep.

    • @ZoneZero253
      @ZoneZero253 Před rokem +4

      Or just trauma tears. I feel you.

    • @vempriex
      @vempriex Před rokem +4

      I concur especially Filipinos and that flying slippers across the room.🩰

    • @misguidenpc0249
      @misguidenpc0249 Před rokem

      I think this is a universial tool in all countries...

    • @emilyinnetherlands5295
      @emilyinnetherlands5295 Před rokem

      Thank you for sharing. I really thought it was just an Asian parent thing

  • @ayaseshun4335
    @ayaseshun4335 Před rokem +449

    This hit so close to home I literally had a spasm when I heard the family dinner part, that shit gives me nightmares when the expectation entity just manifests at the dinner table. I still can't recover from the table slap when they're disappointed. Damn Steven, you know it.

  • @ryuudrazyl5330
    @ryuudrazyl5330 Před rokem +1

    Worse is music lessons with a relative as your teacher. They report EVERYTHING to your parents!

  • @bearwcontroller1001
    @bearwcontroller1001 Před 9 měsíci

    I cannot wait for him to make a skit where his Asian dad is in a home for old people.

  • @becks4290
    @becks4290 Před rokem +59

    that "because i said so" really unlocked some childhood trauma
    the defrosting the chicken also hit home pretty hard

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +13

      "because I said so" was in the handbook for all paretns

    • @Magusbrrj27
      @Magusbrrj27 Před rokem +3

      Also that one:
      "-But mom, everyone is doing that! Why cant I?
      -You arent everyone."
      LOL 😅🤣

  • @ShrinaathRecords
    @ShrinaathRecords Před rokem +2127

    “Give the least information possible” such a relatable quote 🤣

    • @user-ih4fd9sf8x
      @user-ih4fd9sf8x Před rokem +13

      Ikr! Im rolling 😂

    • @lv-gamer2568
      @lv-gamer2568 Před rokem +28

      My dad used to do that all the time. Especially when he sent me to get tools for him. 😅

    • @ShrinaathRecords
      @ShrinaathRecords Před rokem +10

      I always had to get tools too! 😆

    • @lv-gamer2568
      @lv-gamer2568 Před rokem +25

      @@ShrinaathRecords go get the thing on the left side in the corner that does the you know, the thing. 😅

    • @ShrinaathRecords
      @ShrinaathRecords Před rokem +9

      What thing?

  • @kimberlylamantia7794
    @kimberlylamantia7794 Před 7 měsíci

    "What key is that? F minus?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tapiwanasheltsikire7544
    @tapiwanasheltsikire7544 Před 8 měsíci

    this is the video that made me subscribe

  • @victorial.1987
    @victorial.1987 Před rokem +617

    When my white friends don't get Asians, I just direct them to your channel. Everything you have shared is the most accurate summation of the Asian experience and identity in a concise short video nutshell

    • @NotSoNSC
      @NotSoNSC Před rokem +11

      To be honest I’m a Asian and it isn’t really like this, but it’s so funny it’s accurate

    • @victorial.1987
      @victorial.1987 Před rokem +21

      @@NotSoNSC I think that means you're lucky lmfaoo

    • @JubilantMints
      @JubilantMints Před rokem +11

      Im half Asian, but my father was white and he got full custody. Somehow I still got the full asian experience, the frozen chicken, the music example happened after I learned a second instrument,

    • @dreamfire9661
      @dreamfire9661 Před rokem +2

      But white parents are also very strict and can cause emotional damage

    • @victorial.1987
      @victorial.1987 Před rokem

      @@dreamfire9661 I'm sure some of them can be, but you can definitely tell it's not the norm to beat your kids here or "abuse" them in any way. In America and Europe there are laws that protect children from that kind of thing, you touch a hair on a child's head and social services or CPS will be called so quickly, whereas Asians-well in my experience Chinese parents anyway, they whoop you and it's just part of the culture, part of raising you to be 'proper', our parents will just say "it's for your own good / it's bc we care". A very large percentage of us were raised that way and it's not really weird to most of us.
      Whereas here you know it's very unheard of bc if it happens, the person is very traumatized by it and it's an extremely huge deal, and they will either be very reluctant to talk about it, or some of them will make it their whole personality (that they were abused as kids/had a fked up childhood) just to come off as unique or edgy.
      It also causes fractures in their family. They will move away from their parents and cut off contact because they wonder how they could harm them as kids in such a horrible hateful way. They'll think their parents were horrible people too.
      Being Chinese, like yes it's still "emotional and mental damage" lol, but like it's almost no different from like falling off a swing when you were a kid. You kind of just unconsciously accept it as normal, and yeah you joke about it like that.

  • @invisiblegaming2458
    @invisiblegaming2458 Před rokem +45

    “What key is that?” “F-?”
    That had me laughing so hard 😂

  • @randomrhynos
    @randomrhynos Před rokem

    "..what key is that, F minus?" has got to be one of my favorite quotes from this channel

  • @WistrelChianti
    @WistrelChianti Před rokem +474

    The internet needs a 10 hour version of Steven trying to unfreeze a chicken by breathing on it

    • @yomrwhite202
      @yomrwhite202 Před rokem +4

      @sannio komi Me too I wanna voice like him

  • @DarkIce1617
    @DarkIce1617 Před rokem +502

    I love how we progressively see the improvements to Steven’s living situations with each upload. Man’s got a hallway now, -sniff- he making it.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +128

      HAHAHA yes you guys watched me from beside I made minimum wage

    • @a3don
      @a3don Před rokem +29

      I see his dad still doesn't have that Rolex tho

    • @mubassirzaman7202
      @mubassirzaman7202 Před rokem +2

      Yes, Ik i wasn't the only one who noticed that!

    • @InfolkWell
      @InfolkWell Před rokem +1

      @@a3don what about the convertible mercedes

    • @thehutch7728
      @thehutch7728 Před rokem +1

      Derrick F A I L U R E

  • @rishabh6905
    @rishabh6905 Před 9 měsíci

    This video gave me ptsd in so many ways. Honestly a really accurate video lol

  • @scotthockenberry3085
    @scotthockenberry3085 Před 10 měsíci

    “If you don’t feel like playing you don’t have to.”
    “Yes he does.”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Beren0323
    @Beren0323 Před rokem +138

    I like how "extra loud footsteps" are just regular footsteps on a carpet because it makes me think that they were filming it in a place where they couldn't freely make loud sounds 😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +60

      Oh i don't care I know my neighbors already hate me hahahahah

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před rokem +7

      Don't forget, in slippers, making each step extra quiet.

  • @ruby2.07
    @ruby2.07 Před rokem +268

    The family dinner scene really hit home. As a full-time Asian, whenever we had a family dinner w/ friends of my parents, they made me do Taekwondo in front of them. At one point I fell and they told me my black belt was fake and I should lose 10 pounds 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @TubeSurfer898
      @TubeSurfer898 Před rokem +33

      Oh my God 🤣 I’m so sorry for laughing at this as hard as I did. That’s severe emotional damage for sure. That’s really terrible. I’m sorry 😢

    • @purplebutterfly7257
      @purplebutterfly7257 Před rokem +7

      😂😂😂

    • @vivi5150
      @vivi5150 Před rokem +10

      Emotional rollercoaster except it only goes down

    • @deonjoyner960
      @deonjoyner960 Před rokem +11

      Wait..... Full-time Asian? Does that position have benefits? What's the pay? Do I need a license to apply? 🤔

    • @sophiarhoads1196
      @sophiarhoads1196 Před rokem +6

      @@deonjoyner960 Is it possible to be a part-time asian?

  • @Broccoli-paste
    @Broccoli-paste Před 7 měsíci +2

    [insert funny text to make myself feel better and not think of how much of a failure I am]

  • @viplovedev
    @viplovedev Před rokem +5

    This channel is a treasure trove of "emotional damage"

  • @galvanprime
    @galvanprime Před rokem +177

    Steven's dad uses a standing desk because he misses the good old days when sitting wasn't invented yet.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +38

      Oh my god that is so good I’m writing it in as canon

    • @galvanprime
      @galvanprime Před rokem

      @@StevenHe wowow thank you!

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 Před rokem

      @@StevenHe 🤣

    • @tatiana517
      @tatiana517 Před rokem +2

      When HE hadn’t invented sitting yet

  • @tomaspetruz7774
    @tomaspetruz7774 Před rokem +77

    4:15 that smile...devilish and sincere...only a true proud failure management father could have this expression on his face xD

  • @chinadjunior
    @chinadjunior Před 9 měsíci

    "Because I said so". That sentence. Just vaporize into thin air if you can because that's your only other argument.😭😂🤣

  • @kilergumybearz185
    @kilergumybearz185 Před 8 měsíci

    I would love to see a video of his parents reacting to his Asian parents videos

  • @markquinn262
    @markquinn262 Před rokem +351

    Feeling a little down until I hear the words "Emotional Damage", then I realize that things could be much worse. Thanks for the emotional lift Steven He. 😆

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +34

      I appreciate you coming and sharing a laugh with me

    • @sugoi694
      @sugoi694 Před rokem +6

      Wth is with all these bots

    • @mehdidaboss673
      @mehdidaboss673 Před rokem +4

      @Steven Не 🅥 ur not fooling anyone

    • @markquinn262
      @markquinn262 Před rokem

      @@Instabruh.User.. but I have heard of Steven He.

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/qdneTY3wh4I/video.html
      Finally it’s here

  • @whyymmee
    @whyymmee Před 8 měsíci

    "Nightmares for 4 or 5 years " me : rolling on floor

  • @twagetomato
    @twagetomato Před rokem

    “What key is that? F minus?” Absolute gold.

  • @lw1541
    @lw1541 Před rokem +233

    Great lesson! You know it "sticks" when you are a rich Nobel Prize winning, Olympic running, Astronaut and still one day your brain randomly brings up the Emotional Damage and your friend finds you in the fetal position under the fitted sheet of your bed. Parent job well done. Love your vids!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před rokem +52

      wow. that description sounded too real to be made up

    • @pedron-
      @pedron- Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/qdneTY3wh4I/video.html
      Finally it’s here

    • @paulahillier1390
      @paulahillier1390 Před rokem

      Jonny Kim...is that you?

    • @ghost_curse
      @ghost_curse Před rokem

      Your cousin Timmy invented time travel

  • @rse_0122
    @rse_0122 Před rokem +319

    As an asian kid, i can confirm that these tactics are 100% effective when it comes to emotional damage dealing.

  • @Pure_Uzumaki-rm9ff
    @Pure_Uzumaki-rm9ff Před 7 měsíci

    That is painfully relatable

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis Před rokem

    Aunt: "You don't feel like playing the guitar, you don't have to."
    Dad: "Yes he does."
    Ooof felt that one...

  • @jenna2720
    @jenna2720 Před rokem +259

    Even more advanced emotional damage technique: When you get home and the child hasn't done what s/he is supposed to, just sigh and shake your head. The child will freak out on their own from their already massive guilt complex.

    • @lyzcabrera5216
      @lyzcabrera5216 Před rokem +5

      This is literally my Mexican mom 😭

    • @jaimeedowell1383
      @jaimeedowell1383 Před rokem +6

      Maximum emotional damage

    • @thempress-ro
      @thempress-ro Před rokem +15

      "I'm not angry, just disappointed."
      _EMOTIONAL DAMAGE._

    • @Spleemce
      @Spleemce Před rokem +1

      @@thempress-ro is this like a parent quote? My flatmate uses it a lot and your post gave me a thought that he has it from someone older

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Před rokem +1

      Emotional damage

  • @FoxphorousRon
    @FoxphorousRon Před rokem +106

    LOL Props to the camera person trying to catch up with Steven running around the house while keeping him in frame.

  • @jameskulevich8907
    @jameskulevich8907 Před rokem +1

    Love these videos, bro. Thanks, they always cheer me up.

  • @Yoshgaming2shorts
    @Yoshgaming2shorts Před rokem

    “Because I said so”
    “Totally nullifies all my logical arguments”
    That is just every kid ever

  • @ashtonanimates3531
    @ashtonanimates3531 Před rokem +42

    4:20 when I try to impress my crush in music class

  • @ericm1373
    @ericm1373 Před rokem +108

    As someone who is still not an adult, but also not asian, this is very validating. Thank you Steven: your course on emotional damage has helped me heal some of my own lol

    • @noahmclaughlin5086
      @noahmclaughlin5086 Před rokem +1

      This is my daily life with one parent being Asian and the other mexican, its has its pros and cons,its just that the cons out way the pros but a planet

  • @jay.a.k
    @jay.a.k Před 7 měsíci

    You will keep damaging your failure emotionally till there's no emotion left to damage😅. And at this rate, you're the one turning your kid into a failure.
    That's a pro move professional asian dad🤝