Emotional Damage: Asian Parent Punishments 3
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- čas přidán 19. 09. 2022
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The part where steven thinks about all the tasks he was asked to do but forget the important one, it is so relatable.
He even remembered the chicken this time!
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Forgot to cook the rice tho
That always sucks. Do 5 things but forget the only thing they actually asked for us to to....and they always complain, instead of saying, "Oh, it's ok, you did enough today. Just take care of it tomorrow. Good work, son!", they say something like, "get out of my house, son, you're almost 40.".
Ingrates!
Bro that panic of trying to get the chore done as fast as possible before you get in trouble is portrayed beautifully
@Steven Не 🅥 I like how my notifications for this bot was the odd ones out, but has changed I suppose the owner of the channel forgot to change it
Me: hears my parents walking with heavy thudding footsteps right outside....
Also Me: i'm screwed
I do that every day
Steven neglected to mention one thing on the Example lesson: the ridiculous nature of your examples if you do them right might be so strong that your failure might raise an objection despite knowing it's a trap. This allows you to spring an "are you talking back to me?!" trap discussed in previous episodes of Failure Management or even use The Slipper to apply double or even triple the amount of
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Essentially, it's a luring technique to set up a series of blows, rather than a standalone move if you use it properly.
Steven also forgot to mention the go to bed issue. In this scenario, you make your failure believe they messed up so bad, they want to just kill you and contemplate the ways to do so. This often gets paired with the "Stop crying or I will give you a reason to do so" and the Crying in silence.
@@NotJohnnyTamale fax
That is correct 😊
Asian dad spotted...
I've heard about this ancient technique. I believe it was referred to as the "Send them to Jesus!"
Omg, yes! Cold water! I remember being a kid in the middle of summer and asking for a glass of cold water from my grandma. She asked me if I wanted to get pneumonia and die. Ah, good times.
"Who wont you have some HOT TEA?"
Yes thank you :(
My greatgrandfather died like that. Working in the hot summer and drank cold water and got pneumonia. In those times it wasn't treatable in Romania, so he died 😔 left my great grandmother all alone.
@@quirogatnonerrat3214
So, parents telling useful things someday, huh?
@@quirogatnonerrat3214 Unless he inhaled the water I think he probably got the pneumonia from something else lol
This is what they need to teach us in school.
The discipline of Emotional Damage must last throughout adulthood!
This would be the advanced level
@@StevenHe ok
@@StevenHe I'm sorry, did I just hear you coining the term "failure-let"?
What floor is that building that the fear of getting wrecked by a car seemed feasable
@@chillinnn11 13th
I like that Steven’s dad doesn’t even bother referring to your child as a child and skips straight to failure
hahaaaaaa facts
Its because if your watching the video you already have a failure lol
IKR,
Halo this is my failure he does calculus but is three BEAT THAT!
Failures must be referred to as 'failure' unless your parents are bragging about you to other family members.
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
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As a white boy with Asian parents I have dozens of emotion damage and this is very true, they had to walk up and down the hill, swim on land walk on water to go to school at my age
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@@stringfellowbalk2654 you wouldn't understand the lengths they had to go to have a decent education
Lol same as my parent but they tell other kid out there do as you said to go to school.
They said...I'm lucky enough to get a good school, so my parent want me to get A+ to paid for their effort.
Damn, i'm scared to swim on land😂
@@digiton115 another person to share my trauma with
Sorry I have to ask... how does a white person have Asian parents? What's your story?
I still remember the call from my dad as soon as I walked in from school like he knew exactly when we walked in the house. Would pick up the phone and get "the house better ve clean and laundry better be done by time I'm home" he didn't have to threaten anything because you knew if it wasn't done there would be hell to pay. Shit even my friends were scared of my dad , guy can look at you and send chills down your spine. He's softer now but it took over 30 years to break him even a little.
He's not softer, he's just getting you to let your guard down for maximum emotional damage.
@@98765432123456781000lol
😂 I loved when the Father walks in and says: “smells like minimum wage”😂
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Nguyen was triggered. Poor thing.
I worked for minimum wage once, also walked to work 20 miles, on one foot covered in thumbtacks, downhill both ways[physics was not invented yet] my other foot was bankrupt from my failed business.
@@martinweiss2955 Ah you think YOU had it bad? Where I worked, we got lower wage than a guy working at MacDonald's. I had to work 100 miles WHILE doing homework at the same time with my right arm, my left arm was broken from fighting a grizzly bear. I walked all 100 miles on one foot, while my other foot was working at Canadian Tires. And I had to work EVERY DAY, no day off, no breaks to use bathroom, no breaks to eat lunch. I had to stand the whole time because sitting wasn't invented yet. And I uh, I did it when I was 5 >:).
@Mr. Regular oh that seems stressful. My business was selling beaver pelts and meat on the QEW. This was before science existed so I had to invent the beaver by breeding cats with giant mice, birch bark and twine. I died twice by the black plague.
Bathroom? Back then it was illegal to use a bathroom. I had to hire Lewis and Clark to direct me over the great lakes, where I swam 75 miles south into the United States, while being shot at with muskets.
@@martinweiss2955 um
As an Asian teenager with Asian parents, I'm telling you guys, these are pretty dang accurate lol
Even though he looks like rick astley
Im so glad I'm white, wait that came off wrong...😳
Pretty normal
Agreed
It’s Not just Asians
I had a Vietnamese friend growing up and I swear to God this is what it was like at his house. And when I visited my friend, it didn't matter if I was white, I got the same treatment as if I was part of the family. I still talk to my old friend to this day and he's got his own kids to torment now.
this might seem a joke, but I have seen this IRL, and it is scary how accurate this is...
gaslighting, technique old as time existed in asian culture
Toxicity
Big congratulations to Steven's dad for being promoted from professional Asian Dad... to Professional Asian.
HAHAHAHAA
@@StevenHe then promoted to Drill Sergeant Professional Asian Dad First Class
@@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Haha! Then 5-star Brigadier General of Emotional Damage
I don’t care beast
Then promoted to just "Professional", next ". ".👍🏻
I was about to eat some food but then my parents told me they knew a kid who ate food who got attacked by a cat and now lives with a family of geese. Thanks, Steven.
HGAHAHAHAA
Ah I remember too when i was about to sleep when my mom told me when my cousin slept, the next day, he no longer breathe...
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@@thatmadlad5381 AYO WHAT?
@@thatmadlad5381 bruh what
Who's here before this blows up
As a person who has a Asian parents, I can confirm this is 100% percent real.
I can watch the same skit over and over. Always laughing!! You truly deserve your own show!!
As an IRL psychologist, I cannot tell you how many times EMOTIONAL DAMAGE pops into my head during sessions!
oh my hahahah the more I picture that the funnier it gets
@@StevenHe It's real! I have actually had to say emotional damage in session while forcing myself not to say it the way you do. Might make a good skit!
@@ac8844 "Why are you laughing? This has ruined my life"... Steven He is such a legend...oh oh shit sorry. You ever been told the tale of the CZcamss? :D
@@Fizz-Pop the struggle is real!
Bro that's your entire profession
When I was in high school, I became friends with a transfer student from HK.. Can confirm, this training is channeling his grandfather's spirit! That man's Failure Management (Emotional Damage) skills were on point... he was so skilled, even unassociated people 5 blocks away started to learn the piano!
I still have flashbacks of the over the top stories. Like this one time I went to go get my friend so we could hang out with our friends, and his grandfather told this story of how he had to hunt white tigers, in the winter at night, while carrying multiple buckets of water for his small village from a river 15km away... and as a reward, he was allowed to stop at the local hardware store to work for money to buy the monthly sacks of rice for the family (which also had to be carried with everything else)
To this day, I still feel like I'm not doing nearly enough for my family/friends whenever I want to go do something unproductive... lol
Hunting white tigers😂
@@StevenHe lol, yeah, I was impressed by his ability to always find a way to go just that little bit further :D
He was a great man with a fantastic (and often sharp) sense of humor, and I think he'd love the work you do here!
Story time…
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@@StevenHe emotional damage
Steven is one of the few comedians I’ve seen that never gets stale to watch.
The feeling of dread you feel when you hear the garage door open and you know you still have work to do. Nothing else compares
As a man that doesn't have Asian parents, I can confirm that this is real.
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@@StevenHe lmao fr
yup
Yep
As someone who Does have Asian parents, I too can confirm that this is real.
The montages of Steven trying to do the chore, like the “ITS STILL WET” always kill me.
I can tell it's happened to you before
That one is EASY!
You mostly unplug the dryer so that there is no electrical connection and the slightest bump will make the plug fall to the floor.
"Must have been vibrations?!"
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Hypothetically, of course. (/wink)
@@MonkeyJedi99 and then you get whooped because you didn't fix the dryer. 😂
@@NickyHendriks Yeah...
@Beast 😈 x2
“Banger” sounds like “FAILURE” to me.
You're killing it, Steven. My kid called you the emotion damage guy the other day, which is great because it's time to employ your parenting techniques. At 9, I think he'll understand enough for it to be effective.
As a fellow asian… this episode in particular was loaded with PTSD reminders. Thank you!!😢
“Smell like MINIMUM WAGE” 😂😂 1:42
The thumbnail design of Steven's father's collected self, while Steven is breaking stuff in the corner is a thing of art
That photo just made me laugh without any context
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Steven He's dad should start a Masterclass in Failure Management. I would pay to learn the Art of Failure Punishing
Ah 0:45 the delayed reaction when you realize something seconds after calming down from your anxiety that you somehow fucked up.
It has been 1 year since emotional damage was a thing, I am happy it is still alive and emotional damage will be forever iconic - Rick Ghastly
I can't believe time has gone by so fast
Oh man 1 year already
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
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time flies huh
Thanks to Steven for healing my Emotional Damage with his sense of humor
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True
welcome to your therapy class hahah
@@StevenHe ok
@@StevenHe I love how you always pause every time you talk 😂
1:04 GENIUUUUSSSS
It happened to me more times than I can count. I just ignore my Mom until she goes from warning with unrealistic stories to outright screaming NO!
I’m glad I can make my day better by watching Steven He.
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Already a Steven like
@@Chkprofilename bro this is so convincing I swear to god!
You make my whole day by being here
@@StevenHe feelings mutual
You know, Steven is still inevitably learning from his dad - he can whoop that washing machine just like his dad does.
The ol 1, 2
*LINK TO THE CLIP ON HOW TO GROW TALLER:*
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@@vikstar123.4 Are you the real vik?
Nvm ur not
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
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When he come in the room and sniffed and said smells like minimum wage about fell out of my couch and gagged on my spit 😂😂😂
Did anybody else laugh so hard when the son said it's still wet In a very very weird manner
Whenever we feel like a failure, steven he brings us content for us to watch.
HAHAHAAA failures together STRONG
And then we KNOW we're a failure.
@@annainspain5176 COMMUNIST MODE YEAH BABY
@@Nudge01210 Lie down, Nurse will bring your meds soon.
@@StevenHe failures together failures
The laundry one was so true. It is always the chore that I always forget about. I actually used a blow dryer to blow dry all the clothes once and my mum came back without me knowing and when I found out she was just standing in the door way of the bathroom, staring at me blow drying all the clothes.
It ended in my mum with a clothe hanger in hand and me running around the house.
Moms running full speed with a slipper will put fear into any man
same tbh
@@StevenHe Never did me. So my parents had to learn how to punish me psychologically.
My biggest problem was this: I always remembered to wash the laundry, that was easy...
...but I always forgot to dry it until they were almost home. The following lecture was torture and somehow things I did years ago also came up.
Just remember children, no matter how old or how big you get, MOM KNOWS HOW TO BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES! I can testify twice - as recipient and as dangerous mom. Lol
When he said you are going to get hit by a car I automatically thought "LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HARRY AND RON WENT OUT DRUNK DRIVING AGAIN"
I thought all parents did the “can you do the laundry before I get home” and always get home 5 minutes after you put it in
1:01 I love how Steven just throws the tide in there😂
Fr LOL
"How to cause emotional damage, without even being in the room". This guy makes the best content ever!
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You can feel the trauma behind these skits hahaha
@@StevenHe ok
Too true ha ha
@Beast 😈 x2 shut up bot
you already know he gonna be the best father
Bonus emotional damage: Whenever your failure has a problem or is suffering from an illness or injury, follow these steps
- provide no help
- compare their situation to something much worse you or some other old relative went through
- give them pointless advice (bonus: if the problem is some physical ailment or sickness, blame it on his attitude or emotional state)
- related to the above, repeat the pointless advice, each time a bit louder
- when your failure complains, show yourself offended
- repeat these words: "I was trying to help, why do you have to be so unreasonable?"
The unfairness will combine with his suffering and frustration to deliver maximum emotional damage
One time my cousins and I used ALL the detergent by mistake. Our grandma locked us out of the house and said she'd called the chief crocodile and the crocodiles were on their way to eat us. I was three. #emotionaldamage
Oh, you were one of those kids from the crazy destructive toddler videos.
@@NickRoman It wasn't even my idea! But I was there and I didn't stop it
Man, I am WAY too nice to my kids, apparently 🤣
Very Effective!
Oh my fucking God🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is fucking fantastic 🤣🤣🤣
“Smell like minimum wage!” 😂
This man is too funny.
That’s a sequel to my cologne “unemployment”
@@StevenHe where exactly can I find the cologne “unemployment “ could really use it right now
The jug of laundry soap in the washer got me rolling 🤣
I love seeing your stereo typical asian parent videos. It reminds me of my late father who i miss so much.
I couldn't stop laughing when he just threw the tide into the washing machine 😂. Your videos are always comedy gold
0:42 That's some great product placement
Lesson 1: Do the laundry before I get back 0:12
Lesson 2: Using examples 1:44
"Was playing playstation in the front room, got hit by car."
What makes this funnier is the apartment is clearly several floors up from the street lol
"Tell you what happened. He drank cold water and froze all his height off" is now my favorite Steven's Dad quote.
He really has the best ways of critter-sizing for everything.
Criticizing. Criticising if you're British.
@@seanewing204 I prefer critter-sizing. (verb) Making your child feel (emotionally) small, diminutive, miniscule, tiny or otherwise insignificant.
My favorite quote is when he said "Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run!"
,@@seanewing204 You missed the entire point of this comment. OP was making a pun about the size since the video mentioned something height-related.
@@MonkeyJedi99 Emotional Damage.
Imagine Steven's grandfather earlier gave these lessons , giving Steven's dad's example and Steven is enjoying it's recordings.
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
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I couldn’t stop laughing during this video it was so funny lol
0:08 eMOtional DAmage
2:18 'bam! got him.'
3:07 The sheer accuracy of this is insane 💀
Me: (sits on an office chair)
My mom: Fun fact, a boy once sat on an office chair and the chair exploded
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Love the "using logic to defeat all reasoning" reference ... so true in real life! 😅
The SLAMMING of the clothes into the washer absolutely sent me!! 😂😂😂
I would say the washing machine probably shared in that *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!_*
wtf Steven He ist so schlecht geworden, das ist viel besser czcams.com/video/BtB4FebTSnU/video.html
0:20
"Steven make sure you do the laundry before I get home, okay?"
"Okay, I WONT"
"You know he WILL"
Am I crazy or is something not right here?
Glad I'm not the only one
I think Steven meant to say “don’t forget to do the laundry”
Yeah
YE I NOTICED THAT I WAS SO CONFUSED LOL
@@Panicky also ye I thought that too
"I am a professional Asian"
I'm 100% invested.
I love your Asian Parent Punishments makes me laugh ever second🤣🤣😂
I like that he's worried about his son getting hit by a car even though they appear to be in a high rise apartment. Such a caring parent!
HAHAHA i didn’t even think about that
I thought he said he was hit by a cat!
@@crystalfire5564 Flying cats can be a problem especially high up apartments sometimes times you have to duck to avoid getting hit 🤣😂🤣😂
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
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Immediately got me thinking about the scene in The Fast and the Furious 7: czcams.com/video/TaIRKXKGyqE/video.html
I love that ridiculous scene.
Yeah shake that camera 0:52 the director gonna be proud
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As an Asian, this is pretty relate when I was kid
same but i am slavic
Steven’s trying not to laugh face- The. Best.
2:37 no, extra points if they say you can do something aggressively.
Steven He never fails to show his humor to us
Very good impression
Bien
Wow
Nice
Nice amazing
the remembering to unfreeze the chicken bit had me laughing at my desk 😂
these emotional damage videos,so hilarious and relatable, the dad character genius, the video game ones also hilarious thank you for your humor
The example one hit waaaaay too hard 😅The one I remember most was when I wanted to go to the playground down the street by myself and my mom told me about how a girl went out on her own and was later found dead in a river nearby.
I was like 10 at the time
So sad!
Happened daily with me in my childhood
- from India
hey she saved your life, might have been a killer around in your town
I have definitely heard similar stories
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DUDE 1:47 USING UNREALISTIC EXAMPLES JUST HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY, IT IS SO FRUSTRATING!!
Great video steven keep us the great work!
0:16 "Make sure you do the laundry before I get home okay?" "Okay I won't" ..... That should've been a fatality
"Smells like minimum wage" I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 its 10pm and everyone's asleep other then me watching Stevens videos I feel like I'm waking the whole street up 🤣🤣
That's My wife, lol, she goes to the spare bedroom on the other side of the apt and I can still hear her.
We, Failures, are immensely grateful for being validated through your videos 🙇🏻♀️ Let's keep this culture alive for the generations to come!
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We are named gen z because this is probably the last generation
This is addictive to watch😂 Please post more confusing expectation videos. You're nailing something here.
2:55 his face when he he's told that a car will hit him lol, he's not on the first story if you can't tell.
I love how this is getting to the point where its hard to tell if the father is an actual guy or just him
Yes
He can say just “emotional damage” over and over…I’d die laughing every time. 🤪
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@@StevenHe lmao!!!! 😂 see
The "smells like minimum wage" line is pure gold !
Big respect to Steven for staying relatively mentally stable from the emotional damage
*FUNNY FOOTAGE STEVEN BLOWING UP AN ORPHANAGE:*
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I never learned these strategies from my parents. It is always better to learn these punishments first hand because each Asian household has a different technique. Thank you for teaching non-asians these strategies so they too can manage their failures.
I'm white, but raised by my Grandparents... so much of your content resonates sooo much lol. Emotional damage!!
You deserve way more subscribers man, you make me laugh a lot more than most comedians.
As a professional asian kid who has asian kids, I can say that this is 100% real.
edit: damm for the first time I got more than 200 likes
As an unprofessional intergalactic alien with two chopsticks sticking out of his nose, I can confirm it's real too.
As a microwave from another dimension who crossed between the line of space and time I indeed can confirm
As a Certified Mexican, Peruto-Rican, Italian , Everything causes emotional damage
As a dumbo living in an alternate universe, i can confirm that the emotional damage is real.
Only 1 comment over 200 likes? Smells like minimum wage. When I was your age, I had over 200 comments with 2000 likes. How can I ever go back to Beijing and show my face when you’re such a failure.
Everyone knows that Steven can never disappoint us, He even drank the Emotional Damage energy drink lol
It tastes awesome!
@@phycophykito it's made in china
@@parsah.davoodi7288 its not but ok
Was just drinking it too
This Energy is made with the Tears of the most emotinal broken and depressed Asian Childrens... Sorry my Fault, i mean Failures.
Their Paine is so Delicious!
Most people won't get the Bangkok joke. There's a saying in Thailand for people who go missing there; "Bangkok has them now".
I died... U NEED TO DO MORE! 😂😭❤️
3:12 “Failure’et” means the living human unit which is usually your child, who fails a lot
This is literally how my parents act. Good job Steven.
I love this guy he is always there to cheer me up
I love the way you say “ emotional damage “ it hits all the right notes , I can’t deal
1:37 *sniff* SMELL LIKE M I N I M U M W A G E
2:52
I unironically got some flashbacks because of the desk in the background. my mom had one that looked like it for years when I was a kid. not sure why I remember it so clearly now but thanks I guess.
My mom is half Japanese and still managed this effect. Very powerful.
Hahaha, this is too good. Ah, guilt, the mightiest weapon of parents of all cultures and creeds!
As a asian, my mother and father did all of the things from the emotional damage series to me, gives them a excuse to yell at me and makes me have trauma and eMoTIonAl dAMaGe 😭
they were experts aparently
@@StevenHe yup, my mom still leaves me in line to pay for the groceries at the exact time that I didn't have any money on me
0:35 me when my memory resets every 2hrs