When Your Substitute Teacher Is Asian
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- čas přidán 27. 03. 2021
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“I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
This line is just too damn good.
i thought he said pencil
I loved the divide not disappoint 😭😭
Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣
ah he said X
yea that makes more sense than "find eggs"
the dialect makes those 2 hard to differ
this sounds like the shit my actual teacher would say
"When I was 9, I was 25."
Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.
Waiting for someone to get r/woooshed
Understandable, have a nice day
Or was it?
oh that makes sense! i understand now
3 2 1 comment gets 2k likes in 20 weeks
“When you get the number, you divide not disappoint” is a powerful argument 😂
I had to turn the video off I was laughing so hard when he said that
Let me tell you what I say to all aspiring actors: VENTI LATTE WITH CARAMEL PLEASE!!!! LOOOOLLL
Bro got a like from Steven HE woww
“Don’t do drugs, they too expensive”
*Task failed successfully*
😂😂😭😂
Unless you start up a profitable drug business, then you can get 19% off
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@@rfv-randomfunnyvideos2207 am I gonna be mad for clicking this? Cause you don't want me getting mad when I click that.....
I'm coming for you in your dreams, bitch. ( Rick and Morty)
Rich kids: don't mind if I do
"When I was nine years old, I was twenty five."
-Steven Dad
Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"
Kinda slow to get but somehow manage to get it
@@sabakunogaara9827 good job on getting the joke!
He broke the third wall. He's playing a 25yr old and a 9yr old
Yeah and the difference completes a squared Pythagorean triple.
Well this is the job requirement these days
😂😶😑
2:05 “When He Was Young He Used To Be Scared Of His Own Fart” Had Me Dead 😂
I actually heard “When he was young he used to be scared of his own fat"
It's actually almost as funny!
@@ckmoore101 same.
Why did you caps every word...?
"You didn't know you had a butt" had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂
Same but not.
I actually laughed out loud at that line.😂😂😆🤣
Me too!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
it got me completely off guard too 😂😂😆
When Steven dad is a substitute...
“Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”
lol, that's way you don't see Asians on drugs!😆
@@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 nope drugs in the PH is a big problem
@@dormy6209 drugs in the pornhub?
I can get you crackcocaine 23% off if you become doctor
@@ABc-wf4ry LMAOOOOO
“When I was 9 years old I was 25” - Asian substitute teacher - 2021
You were 9 years old*
@@Salmanul_ no it’s when I was nine years old I was 25
@@oisinkelly7189 no it was when nine years old i was climbing a mountain on one foot and my other foot was making a business. Ur such a *FAILURE*
more like every asian ever
Back when he was a kid, aging wasn’t invented yet
This man doesn't need an oscar. The oscar needs him
"When I was your age I was walking uphill on one foot, my other foot was starting a business."
I almost died laughing on this.
“Dont do drugs it’s too expensive”
Your saying the right things for the wrong reasons
unless you rich buy all the drugs
@@jackmario6471 👀
facts
@Emmanuel Abera thanks but I purposely did that
@Emmanuel Abera this is CZcams. Not an English lesson.
"I said find X not find your last brain cell"
"No when you get the number you divide not disappoint"
That's a lotta damage
Every hit a Crit, because those fucking HURT!
666
Ooof
that is so funny
Failure
Steven's friend: This is Spanish class.
Steven's dad: NUMERO UNO.
Nearly pissed myself lol!
*Jo Jo poses*
“Is that a calculator? What daa hell, are you high!?”
I can’t 🤣
“Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?
True
holy shit thats a good point
I was just about to comment that, until I saw someone else did. So if I did... it would look like I copied u :l
That was some God-tier stuff
Lmao
"When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five"
-Stevens Dad
Lmao
Failure
lyfe
umm more than stevens dad i assure you...
The quick math don't add up
“I had to walk up hill on one foot! My other foot was starting a business!” 😂 that is the best “Up hill both ways” story I’ve ever heard
1+1 = 2
And that how you get 7.44
"I said find X, not find your last brain cell"
This dude just doesn't miss.
Just some guy without a mouse tache
wow you got a instant heart from steve :V
Found you!
Just some random guy without a mustache is here
No...not this again
Parent: “how would you describe your kid as”
Another parent: “kind”
Another another parent: “strong”
Stevens dad: “A FAILURE”
Edit :- Not steven's parent , All asian parents.
why tf I read that as Fayy lier
Or a donut
@@shivakshi2253 that more accurate than my answer in my exam
They will never say this in front of people. Suddenly they whip out the most minor achievement like it’s your teacher writing your report card note
I just found this channel 3 days ago and I am glad I did, these videos are making my days much better. Been drained from work this past few weeks and I am having a much needed laughs from these skits. Thank you Steven!
Hilarious 😂! As a Chinese descendent, I understand that when my parents said to me ‘dumb child’, it’s an affectionate way of saying ‘cute child’ (傻仔，傻女）. I asked my parents why they called me dumb when I started to understand Chinese, and they explained it to me. I went on to study Chinese and they were right, it’s traditionally used this way in the Chinese language. Well, at least I know my parents used it that way, they were wonderful parents.
How is "dumb" equal to "cute" ? I'm sorry but no matter how I see it it comes off as an insult and proof of not being loved.
@@ikawba00 Plenty of people use traditional insults as terms of endearment. "Come hug me, you big dumbo!" "Give us a kiss, you little shit!" "Oh, come here, my little idiot!" "Come on, you cunts, let's party!"
"Don't do drugs... It's too expensive"
Now that's called good counseling.
For the wrong reasons 😂
@@luckyhazard156 true~
yes
@@luckyhazard156 Not really. Its bad for you is not measurable, its expensive is far more tangible.
Haiyaa, cocaine cost 200 dollar for 3 grams
Not worth it
"today i teach you the quadratic formula"
"this is spanish class..."
"numero uno"
What does that mean
@@Ana-tv4in it means number one in Spanish
@@Ag0404 Also in italian, so for a second I was so confused
Lmao XD
UNO grab a 2 cards
“I said find x, not find your last braincell!”
“FAILURE!”
“No, no, when you get the number, you divide: not disappoint!”
“STOOPID!”
As an Asian student, I can guarantee you that’s exactly how Asian teachers are 😭🤚
"so stupid he got a B in Lunch"
I NEED to use that!!
“Steven so stupid he got B in lunch, couldn’t even make cereal” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
That ones so good
Damn he just too stupid leave him alone 💀💀💀💀💀
And don’t do drugs……it’s too expensive
I'm feeling offended! Cause he gives the impression that failing at making cereal guarantees you getting a B. :-< Why did I study...
Sounds like half a line from a dissertation track XD
@NightmareStudios depends on the quantity of cereal. Anything could be lunch it just depends how much of it you eat.
For everyone who thinks the “my other foot was starting a business” is a repetitive joke, it’s not. Because our Asian parents repeat the same thing over and over so that’s the real joke
yeah lucky for me my parents aren't like this but my friend's parents are like this but on a whole other level
Also whats up with our parents' weird obssesion with us becoming doctors istfg I domt wanna be a damn doctor.
@@komorevie Very lucky for you. Now bring me Chai Latte while your friend run his _successful business._ Asian student complain about pressure. Asian adult never complain about having Mercedes Benz and two high end karaoke machines.
@@usurpererenyeager649 Mine was obessed with me being a lawyer. I ended up as a cook
I know xDD My dad be sayinf the same thing all over that my bros and I can complete his sentences in our head
“If you want to be failure, be failure, just don’t do drugs”
Ok, finally a good message
“Too expensive”
Valid.
“Today I teach you the quadratic formula.”
“This is Spanish class…”
“… NUMERO UNO,”
Teacher: "Don't do drugs"
Also teacher: "It's expensive"
Me: No no no, He got a point
Mhm
What?
It's true, life is expensive.
I mean, it's relative. Getting hooked on addictive stuff or doing coke every weekend will probably suck your bank account dry, but you can take a nice trip on the weekend for wayyyy cheaper than traveling. Drugs can also save you a lot of money on therapy 😅
China would know... *cough cough* opium smuggling / opium wars
“What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line
That one got me.
Soo underrated don’t sleep on it
Every video has gut bursting line. That was it!!
That got me too. I had to pause the video
All of the lines are GREAT
"so you get 7.44 "
"What the fl.."
"Oh you guys not used to this"
Loll🤣
“So dumb you failed lunch.” That one got me. Holy shit I am hurting from laughing so hard.
We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.
you should nickname her Low Blow XD
i thought of a funny joke but i give my respect too your teacher...miss Lo..
。。。wow
Teacher goals
Damn that lady’s impressive. Good on her for not taking shit from kids lol
The math one is really accurate, blink and you'll miss one chapter.
Nah, you would miss the entire semester
No in a quadratic equation you have two solutions
X=9+7/2
And
X=9-7/2
@@binkerbros5683 what????
@@EinvolkeinreicheinCZcams bruh, one time I was learning subtraction the next thing I know I was in college
@@binkerbros5683 at what grade do you learn quadratic equations?
“Don’t do drugs! It’s too expensive.”
That’s a better anti-drug slogan then “WINNERS DON’T TAKE DRUGS!”
Don’t come home until you have a permit for a business 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...
I was looking for this comment and yeah its a great moment
Sorry I don't understand:(
@@Rexendo he saying that aspiring actors go to work at cafes
@@shankarr4276 Hahaha lmao, I just got it. Thx bro, I just feel left out when I don't get something and others do
@@Rexendo It’s no problem! I’m happy you were able to join in on the fun!
"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD
Oh that’s cute
And yes 😂😂😂 drugs are too expensive. Don’t buy if there’s no discount
@@StevenHe buy drugs and you become FAILURE and STOOBID
@@StevenHe the price of drugs after this: 📉
@@StevenHe wait can you start bejing beans as a side part of bejing corn
I love your videos. I'm not Chinese but my family was similar and it really gave me ptsd. Thanks for making me laugh. I don't often.
Please, we need more teacher like this!
“My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.
Indeed
666th like
@@nkplayz4699 lmao 🤣
@@nkplayz4699 your nail, my one hair made vibranium in real life.
@@akshatsharma9740 your hair, my atoms made the PlayStation -8
“What the flip?”
“Oh, you guys aren’t used to this?”
Yes
Yes
No
No.... But do I care?
No.... But do I care?
“Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive “ brilliant!!!!
Love your stuff!! Thanks for the laughs!! 🥰 We all need more laughing right now.
“I said do divide not disappointed”
“I said find X not find your last Braincell”
I died 😂🤣
How you made this comment if your dead
@@isislikesyou8605 how u still alive if ur this cringe
@@parvdeepdeswal9407 you should slap me with woosh instead not cringe
@@parvdeepdeswal9407 r/wooosh (yeh idc if I’m using it wrong 😑
@@isislikesyou8605 that wasnt r/whooosh, cuz u know what he meant by died yet u decided to make that stupid ass comment
*My parents' grading system:*
A = Average
B = Bad
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
For here in the Philippines its:
A=Are you elon musk?
B=Bravo your good👏
C=Come here lemme help you.
D=Drug dealer you are drug dealer
F=FIND DA MENING OF LIFE
OR I SPANK U TO MANILA BAY!!
For the greeks
A=are you a genious
B=Bery good
C=Cant do BETTER?
D=Do you DO DRugs?
F=Fuck you no gameboy advanced fo a month
Me:
A: Awesome
B: bGood
C: ok
D: ok
F: REDO
What is E?
For GingGing and violence
A = Average mark you should be getting every time
B = Broomstick/belt/back of shoe
C = Chainsaw
D = Dynamite/Decapitation
F = F in the chat
I'm currently at work and I had not seen this....🤣🤣🤣 thank you so much.
"My other foot was starting a business" 🤣🤣🤣
If Steven's dad made harry potter:
Hagrid: You're a faliure harry!
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid : A faliure!
All Dursley, no Dumbledore.
Wizard: You can make anything into silver with this
You go ahead and assume the rest of the joke
Thats a pretty good idea
LOL
A faiiiilure
The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated
It's from Jimmy Carr.
Hello, Tom, I hope you're doing well.
Chupapi
Chuuuuuupapiiii
yes
Omg thank you for this! Lights up my day 😊
Steven's skits heal my anxiety and help me with *failure management* and my *emotional damage*
''Steven so dumb that when he was younger he was scared of his own farts.''
Stevens dad- 2021
''He didn't even know he had a but''
Also Stevens dad- 2021
How the hell does this not have more likes
what da hell? he not know he have a butt what a failure
@@313Yuta haiill
imagine being scared of a gas.
*dont say failure...*
*fA1lur3*
Butt 😅
"Don't do drugs. They too expensive"
"A calculator?! Are u high?"
"You're all failure"
Me to my future kids
same here
Its true. Wasting money on getting high cos you can't cope with 'life'
Don't have kids.
@@garythesnail7631 shut up
@@garythesnail7631 😂😂
The jokes are so emotionally charged for me personally.
I love the blank expression on Stephen's face when his teacher says something ridiculous. 😂
“When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Uhh, I'm nine years old. And my mum says I'm nearly teenager when she clearly knows that in my country people are teenagers until eleven to fifteen.
To tell the truth I'm the top student of every class of mine, my mum appointed me an online handwritting teacher. And my handwritting's the best in my class.
@@akumu0000 That’s impressive. I’m a little older than you and I need to work on some things, but I’m pretty good.
💀💀💀
@@akumu0000 you are on your way to being a true Asian now
"i tell you what i tell all actors"
"Venti latte please"
that had me dying. XD
I didn't get this joke
@@Werepyres in short it means all aspiring actors end up working at starbucks XD
@@imclueless9875 ooh lmfao im slow
@@Werepyres thats ok haha its kinda a like hidden message joke anyways :P
Ikr
“When you get the number you divide, not disappoint”
this is pure gold man this is pure gold....you should have 10 billion subs and everybody laughing their pants off ..... wars would stop to watch this!!!...
"When you get the number you divide, not disappoint."
My 4th grade teacher said to multiply and then add, and then my 5th grade teacher said to add then multiply.
Ooof
4th grade teacher was right, the 5th grade teacher was such a *failure*
You should've left the school with such teachers
Are you sure your 5th grade teacher didn't have brackets around the addition 🤔
@@moonlacis you dumb kid bodmas and pemdas both applies to multiply and then to do addition
I’m in the middle of my piano class
Nice
Bruh
Savage
cool
Dis not ask.
Is a joke bro
i love the way he says "FAILURE, DISSAPOINTEMENT,...." he makes me lol everytime😂😂😂
lmao, i love these vids so much 💛
"If you want to be failure, then go be failure."
"But don't do drugs."
*"They're too expensive"*
That’s best reason to not do drugs.
That's good advice
Yaaaaaaaas
I, too, watched the video
@@Skochel Then you now know drugs are too expensive
"I walk up a hill on one foot."
"My other foot was starting a business."
Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.
Back in the day when physics weren’t invented we had a countdown for the second coming of christ
Back in my day existence hadn't been invented yet
Back in my day days weren't invented yet
Back in my day failure was never invented yet
Scary times
His foot is too smart
Lmfao i love these skits so much hahaha
The classic “wHEn I WAS YOur AgE” love it you did this so well!
"Don't do drugs...it's too expensive"
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Yea, I laughed so hard
The Asian Grade System:
A - Average
B - Below tolerable
C - Can your brain even work?
D -Don't come home
F - Find new parents!
f for funeral xD
Idk why but i read your comment with his voice in my head.
@@persona8439 Ikr
F simply means Failure:))
A+ is for super average
A is for average
B is for failure
C is for failure
D is for failure
E is for failure
F is for stoooopid
This guy is great...lmao.... guaranteed everytime😂
"I tell you what I tell all aspiring actors, okay? Latte with caramel, please." 😂😂😂
“I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
Cracked me up 🤣🤣
"I said divide, not disappoint!"
@Sakshi Maheshwari me helping my sister with homework :
Made my cracked up barely functioning lungs to laugh and break itself
I said Success, not Failure
@@sakshimaheshwari8683 nice
“Steven what you doing in school”
“Dad I’m nine”
Steven’s dad: we’ll be right back
Nobody commented I had no idea this had so many likes
😂😂😂"When I was 9 years old I was 25!" That really was parents of my old generation.
I love when this guy says "go start a business" in that accent 🤣
I was dead when he said “okay so today I teach you the quadratic equation “ “uh this is Spanish class” “a numero uno”
Improve adapt and overcome. What the hell am I talking about we're all failures. 😂
"equals 7.44!" HA!!! 😂
@@cherylmockotr ahahahahahahha
número uno
"Steven is a failure that he gets B in lunch" that's too savage 😂😂
I heard beat so that makes more sense
@@thisguy.-. same
Thanks for all the Comedy. My das habe been harsh, so relieving ist quiet good. Ur great Comedian tbh 👍
that quadratic picture was actually really helpful when I was studying for my test! Thanks Steven!
" I teach you quadratic formula "
"this is Spanish class"
"...numero uno"
makes me laugh uncontrollably all day
Death number achieved:666
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Dato curioso: usaste el traductor de Google }=}
I saw this when that appeared lol
😂😂😂😂
“When i was 9 years old, i was 25”
Pewdiepie subscribers: yes
How does this have no replies?
@@nerocarias842 well there is one now
There are three now
That’s right up his alley 😂😂 oml Pewds should react to this channel 🤔🤔🤔🤔 much better than TikToks
facts
After watching theese clips, this one cracked me up. Brilliant
"what you guys aren't used to this?" had me laughing for hours
😆
"Today I teach you the quadratic formula"
"This is Spanish class"
"numero uno"
loved that one
ikr and l was like in my kitchen laughing uncontrollably and my mom is like: what is there to laugh huh?!
Same😂
Steven's dad be like:
Dont do drugs
They too expensive
My brain:"You know, He's got a point there"
We need teachers like this in today’s public school.
Same damn reason I never did them. No virtue, just a cheapskate. My mother calls me a German hausfrau...
I know from experience. It's unnecessarily expensive. That's making me eventually stop lol
Where brain?
"How you think Mafia lose money?"
"Is that a calculator"
"Are u high" 🤣
Bro your videos make me drop on the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
“When I was 9 years old I was 25.”
- I COULDN’T BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
e
Asians are immortal ok?
"my other foot was starting a business" I literally can't get enough of hearing this line bc it's so funny
hahahahahahhahahahahahhah
I thought he was going to say something about putting his foot up his son's ass for being a slacker. I just watched That 70s Show. Lots of foot ass kicking jokes.
It’s a literal translation.
It started with a seed of corn on those long-@$$ walks to school....
That foot a better startup than me as a whole
He said I can get that for 3 cents😂😂😂😂😂
The response to the kid who wants to be an actor had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣
“Find x not your last brain cell”
That one got me😂
why does it say read more
@@rxgtv cause read more
@@rxgtv cause read more
Minus the 20
@@rxgtv cause read more
I read the title as when your substitute Asian is a teacher 😂
Waow can’t count the number of punchline of this one, outstanding 😂 the “you didn’t know you had a butt” and “my foot was doing a business” got me 😅
"When I was 9 year old I was 25 years old"
"When I was walking 20 mile with left leg my right leg was doing business"
*GOLDEN WORDS*
It's actually 20 miles not 9.
LMAO WE HAVE SAME PFP
Literally every Asian dad be like
Its called a foot job😂
Thanks for subtitles bro im definitely blind to see what he said