Yes. We do have to excel at everything. #skit #comedy #asian Get your Emotional Damage x Gamer Supps here: gamersupps.gg/StevenHe Instagram: / thestevenhe reddit: / stevenhe
@@thewhitewolf58 If you aim for the moon and only hit clouds, that's still pretty high. If you aim for the treetops, that's as high as you'll ever get. ~ Master Oogway or some shxt.
@@thewhitewolf58they only have high standard for their children. The products they sell have to draw quick money because you never know that the Communist regime will do to them. That also explains why all the smart and aspired people leave China and immigrate to other countries.
@@bobbiusshadow6985 this is no exactly related but i'll update you on the current state of asian roomba. 1. They are connected to IoT, usually controlled with Mijia Mi IoT protocols. Setting different actuation situations like leave house mode, opening a window, temperatire, voice control etc 2. They usually have laser scanners so they can plan the journey in your house, very different to those early models that aimlessly womder around and tricked people into thinking they are “learning and getting smarter” 3. The high end models (＞$500) usually have an auto cleaning docking station so you never have to empty the vacuum cleaner you only empty the docking station. Recently the price has been lowered for auto mop cleaning so the roblvacs can finally achieve unattended and usable mopping.
Question of the century: Has future Steven finally made his Dad proud???😬😬 Steven's Dad (present and future): Hello Beijing embassy, my son is such a *_FAILURE_* !!😭😭😭😭 *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* !!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
My room mate was Chinese. We got along because I was a malcontent. He stayed by himself in his room, practiced speaking English on his computer a couple months, cooked his own food in a wok, afterwards I would hear Kung Fu movies through the door. After 5 yrs he said he wanted to buy my house and I sold it to him and moved away...Total truth.
Man I stumbled on Steven when he had like 12k subs. He's an example of finding something you do well and sticking to it. Fantastic growth in positive light. Much respect, man. You have a ton of supporters in the Caribbean.
In 1990 I had just the absolutely sweetest roommate. She thought that I helped her learn English idiom ('crazy like a fox' etc) but she helped me so much more! I learned about Japanese culture, Japanese food. Having her as my roommate was the start of me really learning about and appreciating different Asian cultures. :)
@@karakun1 LMFAO! So pretty much I as a blacc dude am Asian? I mean to be transparent? I do work Big Tech, I do code, I do game, I do own foreign cars, I do own (3) different laptops and (1) desktop gaming battle station; including, with me streaming on Twitch. Except I'm a millionaire who doesn't need to stream to earn - as I just like gaming and chatting with people. 😂😂
Amazing one as usual. Had me in tears lmfao. The relatability is exaggerated and yet relatable. I don't know how you manage to do that but you do. Hats off man hats off
Steven, you are always a delight. Thank you for your humor-perks up the end of a long day. 😁 And makes me think of all my 2-monitor multi-laptop coworkers…
"I think he's finally doing something normal" He is cooking with a different colored wallpaper behind him, which means that he is either bending light to make it easier to see him or he had a kitchenette with a refrigerator and stove in one of his suitcases. Both cases seem a lot less normal than having a Roomba
Actually accurate. Had a Korean roommate, had a career while going to college, always cooked, he is on his way to getting a business. The only other thing, he was messy as hell, torn up boxes everywhere, food left, out etc. So the clean thing, I cant see lol.
The roommate doesn't have the wrong idea to stream before school hours, he's just being subtle to his audience about his daily tradition for vogue timing.
I met someone like this when I was in the military. I had no idea how he packed a mansion in his tote bag, he was funny asf too Edit: dang this really took off lol, much appreciated. I'm tempted to plug but I don't wanna be THAT guy... Wait does that count, uhhh... Not gonna push my luck. Thanks for the coolness on here. Stephen rocks 😎✌️
@@masterjayesh3575 this was pre-streaming days (2009) and not many people had that stuff yet. You'd be right about it if it was basic or tech school but when we get to our first base we are allowed to treat the dorms as our home. And he had ever game system known to man in his tote, a microwave, a TV, a bunch of figurines, a pc with the screen lol it just kept going.
1:27 Achievement Unlock: "1 million subscribers in less than one minute and fourty seconds". And he also won a Grammy Award for his musical compositions created meanwhile going to Musical Conservatory surrounding both sides of the Everest mountain, which beautiness inspired him. Can you beat it?
Back in 1989 when I started my college year, I thought I was very advance bringing in my Amstrad PPC 640, until my Japanese roommate put his Toshiba laptop with white back-light plasma screen on the table, and a printer the size of my drinking bottle. I felt so embarrass.😂
@@EagleArrow We once lived in an era when industries provides the best quality. I graduated in the early 90s and went to work for one of the major Japanese brands, there they began cutting corners because the old TVs were still running fine after the last decade.
@@tomarnold7284 Yeah, when TVs lasted 30 years. My parent's tv was at least that. Built to last. As well as radios and turn tables/record players. My In laws have a couple from the 1950s. Still working.
Thanks for always being a delight! Everyone always laughs out loud at every video. I couldn't breathe by "HE'S STREAMING!!" Keep being authentically you.
My husband must have some asian ancestry because he has countless laptops everywhere and I had to tell him to stop buying so many if he isn't going to sell them on 🤣 Love your videos, they really cheer me up on bad days!
As an Asian, I only wish I were this extra. I’m sure my parents do, too 😂😂😂 I actually saw in a meeting once - non-Asian people were surprised that we each had multiple devices with multiple OS, and we were surprised they were surprised
“What’s he gonna do next? Start a business?”
Nope, he’s gonna teleport his roommate outside for yelling too much.
Hayyyyy first reply!!!
And starting business with another foot
“Can’t he do something normal!”
*slipper flys at head, instant teleportation*
@@the_cute_kitty me using some nasa radars to find who tf asked and cared
In you comments before it blows up
the last joke didn't land at all HAHA I meant "What are you doing next, start a business?"
Then he starts a restaurant business in the apartment.
I got the joke
i laughed most to the folded clothes on the vacuum robo !
I got it. It was masterful with the pose! Girlfriend snorted meaning it was funny as hell 😅😅
I got the joke :)
Ohh it definitely landed properly 😂
As an asian living with a roommate, i can say this is 100% accurate.
the roommate reaction? or being the one that started a restaurent?
Only thing i dont understand with chinese is they have these sky high standards yet their average products are as half assed as it gets.
@@thewhitewolf58 If you aim for the moon and only hit clouds, that's still pretty high. If you aim for the treetops, that's as high as you'll ever get. ~ Master Oogway or some shxt.
@@thewhitewolf58they only have high standard for their children. The products they sell have to draw quick money because you never know that the Communist regime will do to them. That also explains why all the smart and aspired people leave China and immigrate to other countries.
Where are your 1 million subscribers? Such a failure.. xD
ahahahha when the clothes are stacked on the roomba I died
the reaction
It's actually a Roborock S7 Plus with the self emptying charging dock ;)
@@Zero-wt7xf 🤓
@@Zero-wt7xf 🤓
I wish my Roomba did that.
Let’s all be honest
Steven made this to flex his golden play button for the 3 seconds when it was on screen.
I am so sorry that your comment is flooded with bots..
I can GUARENTEE this. As he said, we have to excel at everything. So he has to flex.
@@butterscotchdandelion5452 lmao it’s ok, it’s funny to laugh at them
I was thinking the same thing about the play button. "Surely THAT is what this video is truly about?!" 🤑
@Don't read profile photo HMMM
This was hilarious 😂
Woah Uncle Roger
😱😱😱 Uncle Rogerrrrrr!!!! I'm losing itttt, I can't catch my breathhh
Hello there Uncle Roger did not expect you to be here!
Hello Uncle Roger
yes indeed
“ *WE HAVE CLASS IN TWO HOURS* !” Had me dead on the floor
Others: We have class in 2hrs!!
Asians: Plenty of time
@@zhirongsim6996 whole generations pass in those 2 hours. Remember he had à career in 2 minutes
@@zusiarosenthal4674 also know that when Asian is 9, they're 25 years old.
Why is that funny？🤔
When Steven said “No one likes when you say subscribe” I realized he rarely ever asks us too, and that’s probably one of the reasons he’s so popular 😂
Some of my subscribed channels keep saying that quite often. I don't like that, so it's true.
I don't like it too
that's when i realised i've actually forgotten xD but yeah he is right .. when people ask for sub and that i never do EVEN if i was just about to lel
his dad says it quite often
its how you say it, he said it multiple times without making us feel forced...
The way you fell into the corner and the roomba vacuum folding the clothes were the best part 😂😂
I love you’re videos, they’re always so funny!
@Vaccinated Kid stop
Best roomba ever! Give me ten! 😂
The videos keep getting better and better 😃. Awesome job, Steven!!
Exactly！For a moment I was actually wondering if there actually IS a clothes-folding robot vaccum! 😂
I need a roomba that can throw the clothes into the washing machine, put the clothes in the drier and then fold them😂
Just wait until his rice cooker does his taxes...
His expressions alone are enough for making me laugh 😭
Lol yea
He’s the best 😂
There are so many bots here, my god
@@geetnuni I’ll try to delete them
No! It’s not working
To be honest if there was a roomba that could fold up my discarded clothes i'd get one too
same
In a heart beat
I love "WHAT,ARE YOU TRYING TO BUILD STUDIO?!?!" and then the other guy just pulls out a studio light,just out of nowhere
Steven he is a classic to be remembered for generations
All because of 2 words.....
Emotional Damage
Facts
Here before this blows up XDD
Yessir
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
When the Roomba folded clothes, I saw that joke coming and it was still hilarious! Nicely done sir.
Honestly, I wouldn’t mind buying that if it was real
Now, I want a Roomba.. an Asian upgraded Roomba
@@bobbiusshadow6985 this is no exactly related but i'll update you on the current state of asian roomba.
1. They are connected to IoT, usually controlled with Mijia Mi IoT protocols. Setting different actuation situations like leave house mode, opening a window, temperatire, voice control etc
2. They usually have laser scanners so they can plan the journey in your house, very different to those early models that aimlessly womder around and tricked people into thinking they are “learning and getting smarter”
3. The high end models (＞$500) usually have an auto cleaning docking station so you never have to empty the vacuum cleaner you only empty the docking station. Recently the price has been lowered for auto mop cleaning so the roblvacs can finally achieve unattended and usable mopping.
Lmaoo I need a Roomba like that so bad
@@ThePr0Br0 When will we get the one that can fold clothes and wash dishes?
steven: HOW MANY LAPTOPS DO YOU NEED?
roommate: yes
I have 2 laps and had 1 desk top and one point😊
He will spend the rest of his money for a rice cooker 😂
A good rice cooker is VERY important!!!!
the most expensive rice cooker you can buy lmao
50% off. Get two.
Do future Steven! Then have Steven time travel back to his dad!
Thats a good idea.
Question of the century: Has future Steven finally made his Dad proud???😬😬
Steven's Dad (present and future): Hello Beijing embassy, my son is such a *_FAILURE_* !!😭😭😭😭
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* !!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Another idea is yard work with Steven, Steven's dad, and Steven's neighbor.
PeteCorp Whats he gonna do? tell his dad hes a failure?
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
There's always one character who's calm and one character who's freaking out. It's a great dynamic!
I actually love performing exaggerated behaviour. Throwing myself against the wall was so fun
@@StevenHe what'd they calll it? physical comedy? Most memorable physical comedy was your slo mo karate kicks and dodges of a slipper lol.
@@StevenHe ohh, i thought that was someone else
dude actually tho, it's hilarious. And the Asian always is so chill.
@@StevenHe it was super fun to watch too! It made me laugh!
"you're not majoring in janitor" is my favorite line
My room mate was Chinese. We got along because I was a malcontent. He stayed by himself in his room, practiced speaking English on his computer a couple months, cooked his own food in a wok, afterwards I would hear Kung Fu movies through the door. After 5 yrs he said he wanted to buy my house and I sold it to him and moved away...Total truth.
I'm dying😅😅😅
Man I stumbled on Steven when he had like 12k subs. He's an example of finding something you do well and sticking to it. Fantastic growth in positive light. Much respect, man. You have a ton of supporters in the Caribbean.
Xion You're an absolute legend. Not many believed in me back then, I appreciate you more than you know. Thank you for becoming a part of the channel
ayyyyyyyyy 2nd reply even Steven replied to this big fan dude :D
Definitly mate 🇹🇹🇹🇹
@@StevenHe yeah what the hell man. You went from a few thousands to millions in no time 😅. I can't believe my Asian eyes
@@mostlymessingabout He mastered CZcams's 'Asian difficulty'.
I love how Stephen embraced his Irish side and pretended to not be Asian, lol
Nah he don't look Irish
Wtf he's irish also?
ok
@@user-tl3ce4gy1v lots of people don't look Irish, but the Irish persists either way
@@crep1544 nah I looked it up he moved to Ireland when he was a kid
'Click the notification bell'
THAT NEVER WORKS!!!!
Lol literally died there
I'm already dying over the Roomba with the laundry 🤣
I loved that scene at the end
Me too
@Sрееd 🅥 no
Nice good
Nice 😊
It´s correct. Thanks.
1:01 Killed by a studio light
Bro 💀
The "start a business" transition was actually absolutely brilliant.
😂😂😂 man's vacuum folded his laundry
the roomba getting the clothes on it, properly folded just got me
0:37
I cannot express to you how much I need one of those
In 1990 I had just the absolutely sweetest roommate. She thought that I helped her learn English idiom ('crazy like a fox' etc) but she helped me so much more! I learned about Japanese culture, Japanese food. Having her as my roommate was the start of me really learning about and appreciating different Asian cultures. :)
😂 That vaccum folding was awesome
As someone who has an Asian roommate, this video is pretty accurate.
Let me guess… he already retired successfully.
@@karakun1 LMFAO! So pretty much I as a blacc dude am Asian? I mean to be transparent? I do work Big Tech, I do code, I do game, I do own foreign cars, I do own (3) different laptops and (1) desktop gaming battle station; including, with me streaming on Twitch. Except I'm a millionaire who doesn't need to stream to earn - as I just like gaming and chatting with people. 😂😂
@@mikrowave1985 what??
@@mikrowave1985 sounds like major small dick energy here. The incoherent statement also does no favours.
@@mikrowave1985 me finding who asked
1:08 best part of the entire video
3 moments:
1) "WE HAVE CLASS IN 2 HOURS!!!!!"
2) "HE'S STREAMING!!!!!"
3) GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON!!!!
Sexy flexy eh!!
Also "YOU LIKE THAT BUTTON" at the end
Still hilarious every time I watch it 😂😂😂
I love how your reactions have the subtlety of a burning dump truck full of fireworks
Love that imagery.
@@Somnien 😁
1:58 that transition was everythingg
Legends will realise it that despite acting like he is streaming with a camera, he actually is streaming 🤣
One be streaming and one be screaming
0:53
I love the fact that Steven was screaming so high and loud that he needed to add his own subtitles so we could understand 😂
I appreciate the subtitles. Lol
yes. I knew I would clip the mic but i didn't expect it to be completely inaudible
Amazing one as usual. Had me in tears lmfao. The relatability is exaggerated and yet relatable. I don't know how you manage to do that but you do. Hats off man hats off
Frr
That fake laugh was the icing on the cake
Steven, you are always a delight. Thank you for your humor-perks up the end of a long day. 😁 And makes me think of all my 2-monitor multi-laptop coworkers…
1:50 HE KNOWS HOW TO TELEPORT!!
1:29
My man casually just flexed his yt button
“that was fast” he says casually.
I love how he isn’t even on the phone with anyone.
You made my day! Thanks for being funny and clean. Rare to find! Much love💕
"I think he's finally doing something normal"
He is cooking with a different colored wallpaper behind him, which means that he is either bending light to make it easier to see him or he had a kitchenette with a refrigerator and stove in one of his suitcases. Both cases seem a lot less normal than having a Roomba
ok
Plus the whole rack of spices at the background. He must have brought them in his suitcase 🤣
The roomba cleaning up the clothes with perfect folds just gets me everytime...
Just wait until his rice cooker does his taxes...
@@LiveFreeOrDieDH Don't two lions already do his taxes? You know, the same two lions he used to fight on his way to school?
My Roomba don't jiggle jiggle... "It Folds"! 😤😤😤😤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok
@@zeroChannelJJ lolll
Absolutely your best video yet.
This was one of the funniest videos Steven He made.
The first time I watched this I laughed my butt off. Great job Steven and keep up the great work.
0:52 "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO BUILD A STUDIO!?"
That's my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
You never fail to entertain us I swear to god
He’s the best 😂
He's a failure
you realy swear to god😮
@@stopbrickmln HOW STRONG IS KETTLE?
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@@sirchicken20 HOW STRONG IS KETTLE?
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Haha as soon as he said that our boy started a restaurant in under 2 seconds lol😂😂
Actually accurate. Had a Korean roommate, had a career while going to college, always cooked, he is on his way to getting a business. The only other thing, he was messy as hell, torn up boxes everywhere, food left, out etc. So the clean thing, I cant see lol.
The roommate doesn't have the wrong idea to stream before school hours, he's just being subtle to his audience about his daily tradition for vogue timing.
I met someone like this when I was in the military. I had no idea how he packed a mansion in his tote bag, he was funny asf too
Edit: dang this really took off lol, much appreciated. I'm tempted to plug but I don't wanna be THAT guy... Wait does that count, uhhh... Not gonna push my luck. Thanks for the coolness on here. Stephen rocks 😎✌️
Did he have all that studio+ cooking stuff too? Real question. How does he need all that? And is it even possible to bring all of it to dorms?
@@masterjayesh3575 this was pre-streaming days (2009) and not many people had that stuff yet. You'd be right about it if it was basic or tech school but when we get to our first base we are allowed to treat the dorms as our home. And he had ever game system known to man in his tote, a microwave, a TV, a bunch of figurines, a pc with the screen lol it just kept going.
Mary Poppins magical bag 😀
@@suzz1776 This is true.
He was a wizard with a gun.
Congrats on almost 10m man been loving the videos
Roommate Steven: "That's what you get for the 'Made in China' version"
Also Roommate Steven: *laughs in French*
1:15 "he is streaming"
me: Your screaming
The roomba had me completely dead. I’ve actually discussed what a great thing it would be to have one that could do this.
Get out of my head
IT FOLDED THE CLOTHES I'M ASIAN AND CHRONICALLY ILL I NEED THIS
I bet someone will actually figure it out hahaha
@@StevenHe That Roomba of yours had me LAUGHING so hard when it picked up your clothes on its own! 🤣🤣🤣
Not only are the videos hilarious but I also very much appreciate the physical comedy. Long as you're not actually hurting yourself.
when ur roommates is timmy:
Who?
1:27 Achievement Unlock: "1 million subscribers in less than one minute and fourty seconds".
And he also won a Grammy Award for his musical compositions created meanwhile going to Musical Conservatory surrounding both sides of the Everest mountain, which beautiness inspired him. Can you beat it?
“Top 10 secret bosses in elder ring”
That got me cracked up 😂
Thanks for the gift of laughter. Keep bringing that joy to everyone.
"I KNOW WHAT THIS IS! HE'S MAKING LUNCH!"😂😂😂😂
i loved how the roommate freaked out at the sight of setting up a DSLR and the whole studio🤣 love you steven, keep making such skits
😘
That's not a DSLR, that's a RED cinema camera. A single setup like that can easily cost over 100k.
0:48 he got the full gamer setup there
I can confirm as a white person, this is 100% accurate as to what it's like to find out your roomate is Asian. 😂
Whenever there’s a new Steven He video, the day becomes better.
Back in 1989 when I started my college year, I thought I was very advance bringing in my Amstrad PPC 640, until my Japanese roommate put his Toshiba laptop with white back-light plasma screen on the table, and a printer the size of my drinking bottle. I felt so embarrass.😂
We still have two Toshiba laptops. No issues with them ever.
@@EagleArrow We once lived in an era when industries provides the best quality. I graduated in the early 90s and went to work for one of the major Japanese brands, there they began cutting corners because the old TVs were still running fine after the last decade.
@@tomarnold7284 Yeah, when TVs lasted 30 years. My parent's tv was at least that. Built to last. As well as radios and turn tables/record players. My In laws have a couple from the 1950s. Still working.
@@EagleArrow mine broke down :(
u old lol
Steven you make me laugh way more than anyone else on CZcams thx 😊
"How many laptops do you NEED?!?!?!"
Me, studying EE and also a gamer: **Yes**
1:02 "Steven He uses light"
100% Crictical
*"Its very affective!"*
Thanks for always being a delight! Everyone always laughs out loud at every video. I couldn't breathe by "HE'S STREAMING!!" Keep being authentically you.
Thank you Eowyn. This video was a bit weird hahah...
Couldn't stop laughing, Great video
Holy shiteted HE MAKED A ROCKET?!!!??????
How you pay in comment bruh!!😳😶
Money
a classic, hilarious, steven he skit. love it.
My husband must have some asian ancestry because he has countless laptops everywhere and I had to tell him to stop buying so many if he isn't going to sell them on 🤣
Love your videos, they really cheer me up on bad days!
You still manage to do new things in the same concepts. It's always hilarious no matter what concept you start with. XD
As an Asian, I only wish I were this extra. I’m sure my parents do, too 😂😂😂
I actually saw in a meeting once - non-Asian people were surprised that we each had multiple devices with multiple OS, and we were surprised they were surprised
one for each school subject...
In my defence its a waste of throwing perfectly good 5 years old laptop..so i just install linux on and use windows for my new laptop
@@druegnor1703 high five!
@@druegnor1703 This is the way.
The meme is real - we're all failures in our parents eyes.
I love the standing still shots. Great miming.
Being able to bring everything along was pretty impressive 🤣
Fr
I like the scene where Steven ignores his roommate and continue recording 😂😂
You’re a legend, Steven. You never stop making us laugh ❤️
bro he's not ignoring anyone. They are the SAME PERSON. two different clips edited together. he cannot ignore himself.
I will literally start recording even if there's a party in my apartment. That has happened before
@@StevenHe Really!? I’m surprised. That’s why we love you man. You’re a freaking legend! ❤️
bro i love you we gotta hang out at some point lmao
xd
Daaaammnnn nux and Steven Collab . Would love to see it
What's up love your vids
Bruh I will talk Naruto Theories for DAYS.
@@StevenHe sheesh
"Nobody likes when you say subscribe" lmao. That level of awareness and humor tied into one earned a sub. I'm sorry for being late lmao.
that match cut at the end was excellent 😱
He bloody cracks me up
I spit up my water when the shot abruptly turned to a Roomba with folded clothes 🤣 What a beautiful way to put the height of humor without any words ❤
that transition was so dope!!!!
Enough to make me rewatch
I lost it when the roomba folded and carried the clothes lmao
Right 😂
But it's a roborock bro😖
The expression on the other roommate's face, when the guy speedruns life just cracks me up a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Awesome as usual steven 😂🔥
Man Speedran youtube
speeeeddrunnn
@@StevenHe lollllll
That flawless match cut though!! 🤩😍
I had a roommate like that and honestly, one of the best roommates ever!
0:56 he looks like Shang-chi here
Me and my siblings, whenever who made a silly mistakes, we always use the "Are you dumb?" 😂😂😂 Thanks to you Steven hahaha!
Hmm... weird, in my family we just say
STOOPID
My siblings and i
we just say either "you STOOPID" or, "you a failure" 🤣
@@animelover-jk7dr same
This is quality and humour
And the Golden play button is well deserved
i love this video. one of the best!
holy shi* that's a ginormous cursor with an eye catching color at 1:18
Yeah its been in previous videos too