"I'll Hold on to your money for you"
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- čas přidán 11. 02. 2024
- How much money do people put in red envelopes now?
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Hold on as in: “you’re never seeing this again” ☠️
They said they put it in the college savings
you already know
@@StevenHe I mean all asians know that pain.
@@Animeking00909bot
WHY DID YOU TELL THE SECRET OF THE ASIAN PARENTESSS
"It's great to be a parent" - Steven He
“It’s great to steal children ang Pao money” Literally almost every Asian parent
It's Steven She
I make stepping sounds watching Steven He wideo's
That's basically the chinese version of Mel Brook's "it's good to be king"
Also steven he - "It's not great to be a parent of a FALIURE
steven: GETTING 2000 DOLLARS IN ONE ENVELOPE
me: CRIES IN NON ASIAN
lol it might seem like free money but most of the time it's expected to be returned as something equal or greater in some way (like a gift worth roughly the same or more, a you giving similar or greater amount of money on their child's wedding, or the like)
Usually you don't get that much and remember while u are receiving money you parents are giving away cash to other kids.
at 9 YEARS OLD!!!
It’s usually 20-100$
"I feel you, Asian parents always finding creative ways to save money for us, even if it's a little frustrating at times."
How do you have 1 million subs with one video 😮
@@theofficialkuni wtf, how is that even possible.... Is this how they fabricate famous people? :D
look at this verified bot yapping
and only 10,000 views on the video
When they say it's for college but they already have a real college fund and robbed you.
My dad held onto my red envelopes for 18 years. Every year he deposited them into an account so they could grow in interest. On my 18th birthday, he gave me a check for around $50,000 and I got a truck for work and college. I hated that he held the money when I was little. But damn I was happy he held it for me when I turned 18.
Wow, sounds like the one instance where this worked out.
You spend the entire 50k on a truck? Could have got a good used car for 10k and have lots left! You dont need a brand new truck for college, what are you going to transport in that flatbed, two tons of books?
@@2MeterLP Yes....two tons of books bought at full price but sold back to the campus book at an 80% discount because campus book stores suck.
@@2MeterLP not the entire. I think I did about 9500 on an old ford. A lot of it went to college. But at the time, I was more happy with the vehicle, than I was with yet more years of education lol. :)
After I turned 12 I never needed my parents to deposit my money for me, I received a junior bank account from them wherein I could deposit (and withdraw) money by myself. I was never someone who spend lots of money on toys/games or whatever, so my junior account was never empty; I think my parents were lucky to have an easy child in that aspect. Before that, I put all my money in the piggy bank and then my parents went with me to the bank to empy the piggy bank into a savings account they had opened for me.
The simultaneous magnanimity and being a cheapskate in Asian parents should honestly be studied.
Well it's generosity when trying to compete with relatives/communicate social status, cheapskate the rest of the time
No my friend.. parents in general 😂🤣💯
Giving money to celebrate lunar new year is traditional.
@@airshiphead exactly what i was gonna say lmao
I know some people who'll do anything for anyone, except their own kids.
The therapist session was brilliant 😂
2:13 Me! Oh I’m just reliving my trauma of the past except it’s my birthday money, that my dad gambled away and lost everything!
Press F to pay respect
Oof
Same, but alcohol and sigarrets
“I give you special deal: We round up! $95,000.” 😂😂😂
Do cash! I give you 3% off for cash!
“Just for you lah, I waive all the fees, hah”
I give you special deal...I add interest now and not later!
"CHEAP BASTARD! I see you driving a Tesla, I know you got cash" is my new favorite line XD
Same!!!!😂
Exactly what my grandchildren say to me at Christmas and on their birthdays!
Some people are terrible with money and spend all their money on a car, then have little to no money left over. Thus, appear to be rich, but aren't.
I loved the irony, he gave his nephew $50, but called his sister cheap for giving his son $50.
I can relate to that.
At my big brother's wedding, one of my father's friend gave him an envelope containing 101 rupees as a wedding gift.
The guy in question was rich, and he basically gave my brother a dollar as wedding gift.
It is funny for adults but for kids, it is truly heartbreaking and affects their confidence.
Moral of story if you have 💰 stash it. Tell no one 😊
@@hackman669the cookie tin is there for a reason - learn from grand ma :)
the “buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school” line absolutely killed me lol i was laughing so hard at that for a solid 5 minutes straight
“Auntie Helen gave $50”
Uncle Rodger: Haiyaaa
I was waiting for this correlation!
@@Echo_419 Uncle Roger: 50 dollars, cheaper than my ex-wife
@@Dv_Firedragon 😂
Hmm, that means Uncle Roger and Steven’s dad are related somehow
The plot thickens
So weak, so weak!
If you have a niece or nephew, the greatest Chinese New Year's gift you can give them is a note hidden in the envelope warning them to HIDE THE BAG
That's amazing. 🤣
This is the most ancient and most wise of all Chinese proverb!
I think I'm the only one whose money is actually kept by my parents and given back to us when my sibling and I're old enough lmao
@@quinkana1you must be. I’ve never met another. Source lived in South Asia.
@@user-pt5lv6hs1k Yeah my parents are relatively chill as asian parents lmao
03:05 the piece here, 'Der Erlkönig' is about a father rushing to save his son's life, but in this clip, it's Steven's dad absolutely ruining him lmao
out of all your videos this is the best one by far!!! 15/10!!!
The T. *He* Bank was honestly so genius
Should have been a warning that Steven he's Dad bought the bank, so they were going to side with the dad.
T stands for Timmy. He started the bank when he was born.
Idk if it's just me, I read it phonetically (Tee Hee Bank).
@@nealsmusic3896 fucking genius here
I read it as T (the) HE (steven HE) bank 😂😂
Steven: gets $2000 in his red envelopes
Me: *cries in $8*
different currency, maybe?
i cry with SGD10 cant even buy one speed champions
Your lucky I get 5
Gandma and uncle gave you ang pao with values divisible by 4? Azzholes! Might as well thrown some coin in those while they're at it!
What is this tradition? My ignorance leaves me confused..
love the video's Steven keep up the amazing work dude
"so many books so little time !!!" i love it
The fact that you dare say the phrase “I want to buy video game” and your parent doesn’t scold you immediately is very fascinating
HAHAAAAA yup video games was basically drugs to parents
That is so true it's the new version of drugs
drug too expensive @@StevenHe
@@StevenHeAin't that the truth... my parents almost made me choose: candy or video games
there was no scolding bc his dad already knew where that money was going 😂
"The ones you force me to take against my will" THAT hit HARD😂😂😂
That’s not just me right…?
I had to get a journalist club I thought I could do comics but we have to talk about what we have to do so now I'm stuck with it unless I have ask the section head to change it but I'm too shy 😂😅
Got enrolled in a music program in school. piano. parents then signed me up for private piano lessons and bought a second hand piano. signed me up for recitals. ALL AGAINST MY WILL. i hated every moment. :)))
@@StevenHe It's not just you. My parents make me take piano lessons but I really don't want to
Lol you're video is so true, my parents straight up robbed my new years money when I was a kid, anything over $20 they "keep it safe" the the "bank" and then "forget" about it when I ask them for it
That ambulance was anxietifying
Showed this to mother, 50 bucks suspiciously found its way under my pillow the next morning. Cheers, Steven!
*_$50?!?!?!_*
HAHAHAH more people should show me to their parents
fr, that's only a small portion of the money that's been 'borrowed', though...
I bet Asian Dad’s voiceover was great for his vocal cords 😂
I should probably scream less
@@StevenHe That’s what He said
@@PokhrajRoy. AYO
@@PokhrajRoy.this is perfect😂😂😂
@@qfcbv Haha thank you
"What's he gonna do?,,,buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school?!.😂😂😂
“Cheap bastard” 😂😂
"Hey Mom did you still keep my Chinese New Year Money?"
"Did you mean your new schoolbag or your new shoes?"
"Half price rent for washing dishes"
That's A LOT of dishes!!
I know where the money went: maid dress.
The fact that he was gonna waste $2000 on Mcnuggets is insane, this boy is Killua
steven's dad just judging everybody with the money they gave as he reading a book was hilarious!!!
3:50 "The Mercedes Convertible, good for my back"😂😂😂 The quote is back babyyyy
Think it was originally blue though.
Used to be just a Gucci backpack was good for his back. Now he needs a Mercedes to carry it in.
@@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE yep, and don't forget the Rolex too, good for his wrist😂
@@jingrongdiecast6783 🤣🤣🤣
He could just counter it by calling his grandparents 😂
Oh, the nuclear option! Telling on your parents' parents!
Until they laugh at him as well lmao
LOL
What Steven says:"I got New Year's money."
What Asian dad hears:"I got money for you to spend."
This video is hilarious and so on point! 😂
Not the gaslight, gatekeep, guilt trip at the end. 💀😭
The only reason I don't give my money to my Asian parents because if it's gone it's just gone
now that I'm paying taxes, I miss the parent bank
@StevenHe my Chinese parents are the true bottomless pit. 12 years of red pockets. And I got over 10k on my 10th birthday party ( I'm the only boy in both my extendedfamily). I never saw a dime. Gladly paying taxes now than try to fill that hole. At least with taxes I get to keep half.
@@StevenHe You're a celebrity now Steven. You need to get a better accountant who can avoid all those annoying taxes. Maybe claim that you're a multinational corporation with your offices in Ireland. That seems to work great for Apple and Google.
@@Daithi24 I think you need to wine and dine a few senators and whatnot for that to work.
@@MyVanir Steven is the CEO of Failure Management. Surely he can afford to entertain a few senators.
At least this time the son survived.
I've never heard Asian Dad hit bars those high before.
Such is the power of the ampao.
Man, this is exactly like my childhood! Somehow my new year money also “disappeared” after depositing at the bank…
ahhhh the bank. always loses our money
@@StevenHeTrue like a wise man said "give your parents your money get always stolen" 😅😅😅
@@StevenHe and out of nowhere, somehow your parents magically get new stuff a few days after the bank loses your money!
@@StevenHe aaand it's gone!
Now that I think about it I just never asked for the money back, like ever. I don’t even know how much my parents owe me smh
Steven : Timmy's dad give me 2000$
Steven's dad : $2000! What da hail! He's 9!
That scene made me laugh so hard🤣
The dad is 9 years old? 💀
When I think about it, I think 'he' is referring to Steven not Timmy's dad@@AlphaR0ck04
@@AlphaR0ck04 this comment explains why english is still taught in grade 12
@@ParrotPentester I can kind of understand the confusion, Steven doesn't look nine in the video, so they assumed "he can't refer to Steven, it doesn't make sense to refer to Timmy since he's not giving the money, so Timmy's dad is 9?" Timmy got a job at a neurosurgeon at a very early age, so him being a father (ignore the sex part required) meets the theme of him being precociously responsible.
When I was 12. I remembered my aunt gave me $3,500. But i was sad because I knew this would happen next
Your money will turn into ashes when you give them to your parents😂😂
"$2,000! HE'S 9 , what's he going to do buy a round of chocolate milk for his whole school?!"
The fact that said he could buy so many McNuggets 😂
Haha, like why is that the first thing you would think of when you get $2000?
The boy must like McNuggets! GIVE THE BOY HIS MCNUGGETS!!!
@@gojosgirl6487 Right? 😂
I think all parents are guilty of this one here no matter the culture or race LOL❤😂
YESSSSSSSSS SO TRUE
Agree but i never let'em keep my money.
My parents never stole from me because they arent honorless scumbags.
what? oh hell no. that is scumbag behavior unless your family is destitute.
My mom borrowed from me periodically, but she always paid it back.... Well, most of the time. 🤔 👀
3:55 Woah! Is this the first time you've had someone else in the same room play another character in a skit?
The Steven He Cinemtic Universe has expanded!
This video is too relatable! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is so relatable, my parents would always make me put it into college fund
it's so relatable, I make stepping sounds watching Steven He wideo's 😉
Hope you spent it on trade school instead lol.
Steven: 'And my parents put it in a bank, and I just went to the bank, and they didn't give it to me'
police: *lmao*🤣
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"But for you my friend, I give you a special deal: We round up! $95000."
Bro's really ripping off 9 year old Steven 💀
That’s why you dont gift money to asian kids and straight up ask them what toys etc. they want
"Happy New Year though" is such a nice thing to say to someone who just got robbed, would say it again 👍
I get $1500-2500 every chinese new year in red packets and i always bank in myself to prevent "parental theft" lmao.
Doesn’t “Parental theft” mean theft of parents?
That's a hefty amount, ngl.
Damn 20 years and you got 40k
when my mom says she'll "hold" my money for me, i hesitate INSTANTLY
Dude So Fuckin Relatable man !!!!! Classic Asian Parent Maneuver!!!
"Would you say you have a hard time trusting others? Why do you think that is"? Umm, because his parents always took his Chinese New Year money and wouldn't give it back, consistently compared him to his cousin, and threw slippers at him whenever he got bad grades. Sounds about right
Good job, you got the joke. Want a cookie?
No, thanks. Want a lollipop?@@ferretyluv
@@ferretyluv I also got the joke, can I have a cookie? (´｡◕ ω◕｡`)
This channel is my therapy homework
Instead of dealing with trauma, I make skits about them and upload them to this channel
The Bank = Parents Wallets
At least the dad doesn't think you are a complete loser, he thinks you can be a millionaire!😂😂
At least you get red envelopes. I swear I heard the term allowance and all I heard was "rich people"
I like how Steven pushed when it said pull...🤣
The soul leaving his body at 0:25 🤣
A normal dad hearing this kid's earnings: "We are going to Disneyland, no DisneyWORLD"
" you owe me just 95000 bucks , btw happy new year 🎉"😅
Bro this is my life as an Asian, thank you STEVEN for making this video, it is very cool!
😂😂😂
special deal: 94692 rounded to 95000, really sweet
This video is comedy gold 😂
In my family, everyone knew when money passed through my hands, I’d “go South with it.” No one would ever see it again.
Haitian here. When a parent says, "Let me hold your money for you", it's as good as gone. And when you ask for it, excuses galore.
Yeah, I learned my lesson.
Honestly, i can relate especially when they pretend to be dumb and act they don't have it or use the " i gave u life card" to guilt trip u. I hate that so much
I'd be like "I'd rather have the money than the lousy life, thanks for giving me the gift I never asked for"
@@durk5331 then they'll whoop ur ass
@@durk5331 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
@@marinocelerin4063 Me too
the "I have no idea" made me burst into laughter.
That was when I lost it! 😂
lol this is literally my mom. When I turned 18, I asked her for the money. She goes: who is paying for the tuition? I shut my mouth afterwards
Asian parents: I will give you back when you are older (meaning never give you back)
3:10 the use of elkonig in the background is perfect especially schumman's "galloping horse" effect
Ayeee you noticed! I wasn’t thinking about the galloping effect, but more so the drama and color shifts within the piece. I would like to learn to play it someday, it would be such a flex 💪
- Editor Megan
ye its relly hard on both pianist and singer the pianist having that insane speed and the singer needing to sing 4 characters@@megan_l_yt Also i didn't realise you edited stevens vids XD
@@Alislug Oh, I didn’t know the singer was singing multiple characters! Also the violin version is just ✨pain✨
Oh i play the violin ;D ye the singer has to sing the voice of the father, son, Elkonig (Elfking) and narrator. Its about a dad bringing his dying son to a doctor on his horse ( hence the galloping) as they ride along he hallucinates and sees visions of the elkonig who is supposedly the grim reaper teling him to join him while the father tries toget him to stay on by the time they arrive the son is already gone@@megan_l_yt
Thank you for saying the name, I’ve been looking for it lmao
I respect Steven for knowing when to stop that emotional damage stuff even tho it made him less popular
Why and when did it stop
@@HanSolo1 it was getting old and annoying
it stopped like a year or two ago
Hold on as in:"if u ask it back ill charge you for everything the day you where born"
Missed oppurtunity to shout FINANCIAL DAMAGE
The last bit was so epic. Hyperindependence is a sign of trauma.
HAHAHA I like my hyperindependence. I bought a ticket to the United states when I didn't know a single American
@@StevenHe That’s individualism which is a whole can of worms lol
@@StevenHeThe reason why u did that is because u lost brain cells talking with Steven lmao
Bro you made me cry so hard with the reverse math of parents.....
Kids, never tell your parents if you got some money. I learned the hard way.
The moment when I got tired of this every time Tết comes. I just straight up gave the money to my parents, their confused face is worthless. Like having depression is one thing but giving up your money? That's too concerning.
This is why you go to the bank with your parents, so you know that the money is going in YOUR account 😂😅
I'll be sure to show this to my mom when she mentions putting my holiday money in her bank account.
HAHAHAHAH please do
@StevenHe Update: I think she's mad at me.
Sent the vid and she replied with "🤬"
straight CLOWN SHOES; u aint finna get that back xD happy Chinese New Year, bro!
Deposits money into a Chinese bank, Chinese bank "Aaaaaaaand it's gone.".
I held in my laughter in a silent classroom while watching this. I was seconds from losing it because those expenses just had me 🤣
Ooof those hit me hrd😂
1:12 "what money?"
F TO RELATE
On god breh
"Hey Dad! What am I getting for Christmas?"
"We're Chinese, we don't celebrate Christmas"
"Hey Dad! It's Chinese New Year, where's my red envelope money?
"We're in America, we don't celebrate Chinese New Year"
Story of my life growing up T.T
If I gave someone money, and the parent used it like that. I would be so pissed.
Blud cant touch the money he earned 😂😂
This video cured my emotional damage
don't worry there will be more
then I will always be here
@@StevenHe you provide solution to the problems you create... fuiyooo look at this businessman he almost knows what he's doing!
"What's he gonna do, buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school?!" I can't stop laughing lmao
Steven: Dad here you go Here is some money I am saving for Spooderman game
1 week later
Steven: can I get my money back
Steven's dad: don't you see the Spooderman book ☠☠😂😂
Dammitttt, that counselling session, so relatable 😆
lmao, relatable. My parents caused so much financial strife in my life. When my great grandmother passed away, I was inherited thousands, which my parents took for themselves. Worse: because I had to open a joint bank account with my parents as a minor, when I was in college, I remember trying to withdraw money from the ATM and I couldn't. Turned out a lien was placed on all accounts with my dad's name on them, including mine. Before she died, my mom even had the gal to accuse me of "elder financial abuse" as if I hadn't been abused by my elders, financially, my entire existence.
uhhhhh whoah
Your parents suck. Hope you got out of that mess.
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Psychological Damage! 4:00
I hate how painfully accurate this is.
I see you driving a *tesla*
He showed us his new *Ferrari*
💀💀💀
Every Asian parent has feelings for their kids that received their own cash 😂
1:45 that laugh 💀