If Cupid was Asian
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- čas přidán 13. 02. 2024
- A nice Grandma asked me what I was training for in the park. What should I have said....
#skit #valentinesday #asian #parody #comedy #sketch #emotionaldamage
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The Steven he gigachad music is actually Bret’s attempt at funk music. Check the video by twoset violin.
AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO I can't believe you recognized that
@@StevenHeHAHA YES
Uhhmmmmm actually it’s writen as phonk
☝🤓🤯😂🤯😎
Every single one of those videos of Eddy and Brett producing music put me on the floor
phonk*
"Kevin watches Netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here."
That's the most Asian thing I've ever heard, and I'm Asian.
Welcome to failure management
@@StevenHeIs that an acting schoo-
same
Another option would be to date someone who has a different streaming service. That way, you both get two streaming services for the price of one.
Nah, the most Asian thing would be to pirate and pay $0/month
Steven's Asian-ness is so majestic that he can use chopsticks to use a phone💀
yall can't?!
He can use chopsticks and make anything Asian.
"Drinking a glass of water with chopsticks saves 20% on your gas bill, you should try it out lah"
Yes. I was about to mention that.
I'm to much of a failure @@StevenHe
Wait we can with chop sticks ? @@StevenHe
1:11 Steven is an actor, has the whole year off...
I lost it there, the self-roasting caught me off guard.
50% divorce rate. That's One Night Stan.
“love is like the perfect merger, like how disney acquired marvel”
that got me 💀
That's the textbook example of an abusive relationship.
Disney acquired marvel
And then they went down together and couldn't get away from each other.
They can only go to the grave together.
Oh my god .....
@@orionakdur thinking what im thinking my friend
I really want them to divorce, they're terrible around each other.
@@Sphendrana agreed
"my arrows don't just bring love, they also bring joint tax benefits"
that one actually had me dying
yes the real important stuff
Why I got married 😌 (jk but I mean, it does help 🤷🏼♀️😂)
@@StevenHeindeed
Don't die, you'll lose out on the tax benefits
“ben is british, alex is a dentis-“
*i lost it.*
shhhhh..... I don/t think most people got that one
@@StevenHegotchu
I CACKLED
That went over my head, but you caught it 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Santa delivers gifts, I deliver future... And discounts" 😂😂😂😂
Why'd Steven deleted his comment in mine
“My arrows don’t just bring love. THEY ALSO BRING JOINT TAX BENEFITS”😂
Why do I hear the second half in an uncontrollable gremlin voice on the verge of unstoppable laughter?
Steven's ability to juggle multiple roles is truly impressive. From running a cat cafe to providing repairman therapy, building Beijing Corn, and playing matchmaker, he's a real multitasking pro! Your move, Timmy's dad.
a verified youtuber!!! 😱😱
bro looks like he's 12
FUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Timmy was doing that while learning the piano at age 5. He is also director of Home Channel and Beijing Torn, the number 1 demolition company in all of China. Timmy also invented the cure for Covid while studying for his Law degree from Harvard.
Your move, Steven's dad.
that's not steven, that's steven's dad.
recognize the difference in success.
steven still failure.
☠️☠️☠️
He’s funny
It's not "love at first sight" it's "initially optimized compatibility" got me rolling on the floor
It's all about math
😂😂😂😂
@@StevenHemath indeed
@@StevenHe I actually read an article just the other day that said that "love at first sight" *is* in fact a subconscious compatibility optimization calculation our brains are doing. Apparently there have been recent scientific studies on this.
@@Rosawyn Interesting, could you link the study? I'd like to read it.
0:42 That split-second timing, as the thrown phone gives its final death yell (*plop* as it hits the ground)--perfect for Valentine's Day. 💘
That’s all Megan 😂
I swear, that woman is GOOD! (As are you, mate--guaranteed high-larity ensues!) Love from England! 👋🏻💓@@StevenHe
"Has a master's degree. Very nice. ...in film. What da hail" Got me laughing hard 😂
"50% divorce rate? Dats not me, dats Stan."
Absolute madman.
🤣
HELP I THOUGHT IT WAS SATANN
@@jmeow1598still accurate 😹
@@TimmyGC OhmiArchon lol
The other people in that park must be so confused!
Yes
“One night Stan” got me rolling on the floor
“You can’t put a price on love. I can.” Damn that opening was fire. Already glued
Me too
1:20 "George is a tiktoker, Chris is also unemployed"
Lol These jokes just get wilder every second 💀
The tree scene.🤣🤣 1:54 I actually thought you were in that tree.🤣🤣
0:49 YESSSSS!!!! EXTRA POINTS 🤣🤣
His face when the 50% divorce hit 😂, he backpedaled so hard he ended up in Rome
all roads leads back to roma
@@StevenHe
“ROMA!” - \ô/
Guess the reference. Hint: Gacha
stats not true btw
@@kziila0244
Hetalia?
@@anotterwithaphone3077
Romululs from Fate Grand Order
"Steven is an actor. Has the whole year off."
Wait, so Steven's dad runs Failure Management's Cat Cafe, provides repairman therapy, built Beijing Corn, *and* brings singles together?
Your move, Timmy's dad.
AYYYYY so glad you've been enjoying the mini skits over on the shorts page
@@StevenHeWho wouldn’t enjoy comedy gold like that, or this “Jerry right there is training for balls of steel”
Whole year off? I think you must mean he's unemployed XD
@@bobli840 I think "failure" covers that. :D
@@SoDakJason Nah, the correct term is “Actor”
1:01
That merger was not good. Disney acquiring Marvel got Spectacular Spider-Man cancelled!
"They also bring joint tax benefits"
That sounds like a deal to me.
One night Stan is a truly "sorry children" moment💀
Yes, I thought that exact same thing!😆😂
i googled the thing
Oh now I get the name lol
Ahh yes uncle roger
@@443Cosmic And do you get the comment that Stan....One night Stans...are to blame for divorce? heh
You can`t put a price on love, I can - very wise words from Steven he
that's my job as Asian Cupid
AAAAAA MAA STEVEN HE COMMENTED
Exactly
The "A good entrepreneur knows their markets" bit got me good
“Steven is an actor, he has the whole year off”
Has me rolling xD
asian cupid is really just a financial professional half naked, holding a red bow and arrow.
You mean red bow and chopsticks?
yes, my bad.@@Prof_Lithium
@@Prof_Lithiumah yes.
Just remember, he had to go out in public with this goofy-ah bow, make drawings in the dirt, do random yoga, and deliver these voicelines
a grandma asked me what I was training for. I said I make videos on the internet
LoL@@StevenHe
@@StevenHe im honestly glad you told her the truth 😊 couldve said smth more "serious" but just saying what you were actually doing is nice! maybe you showed her your channel so she knows what youre all about and spread the word -for more subscribers?- 👀
@@StevenHe Your grandma must be disappointed in you for not having a real job
You forgot hugging a tree... The zoom-out caught me by surprise 😂😂😂
The laying across the rock like Patrick from SpongeBob killed me. 😂🤣❤
I like how Steven flexes his kung fu moves in public in this scene 0:53 he’s so majestic, he’s literally the best Asian ever ❤
"Ben is British"
Ah yes, fantastic career choice
Steven: *appears*
Cupid: You want me to help you find your soulmate? I help those who look like Ryan Gosling. You look like Ryan from accounting.
nice
😂😂😂😂
1:16
plot twist: william is purple guy
One Night Stan is such a genuinely good joke that i'm surprised I've never heard before...
Why did I laugh so hard at a tax benefits joke?! You’re amazing, Steven
yo that's the actual important part
Not him running with a handmade cupid arrow. I am dead💀💀. Also the Chopsticks
that bow actualy broke by the end of the shoot because I put it around my torso. I was too thick
@@StevenHe The bow couldn't handle your "Asian-ness" 💀
Imagine just having a walk and you randomly see Steven doing random shit🤣💀🤣💀
The joy at being able to "reset" his writing in dirt🤣
"Kevin watches netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here." LOL
the random asian grandma tai chi with the bow and arros got me 💀💀
an actual grandma in the park asked me what I was training for
@@StevenHe I would have loved to hear that conversation, it sounds adorable! XD
@@StevenHelol
Steven’s Asian accent, piano talent, inspiration to me, and acting are the definition of perfect😂
"santa delivers gifts, i deliver futures"
The best damn quote i've heard on this platform
'Chris is also unemployed!'.
..Stop attacking me, man. :D
HAHAAAAAAAAA sorry about that
As a wise man once said: "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" :)
@@masterridley8593 yessir
One night Stan is that one dad who left to get milk for his children, but he never came back. Oh wait..💀
The tax savings are too real and people judge and say why can’t relationships just be about love and why do I have to be max min things. Above that $18xk a year bracket even a stay at home wife/mom would save me over $1-2k a month on taxes as well as split costs on a lot of things.
0:58 is that "I have the power of Anime on my side" pose😂😂
Steven casually posing in a public area not giving a damn about what people think is one of the most wholesome things I've seen on yt. :D
Cupid, using chopsticks as arrows? Genius!
0:48 got me hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
I adore how he is mocking the traditional matchmaking system
“I deliver future and discounts” thats the best line
Edit1: holy 150likes?!
Edit2: wow 290likes?!
Edit3: wow299likes
Edit4: nooo because i edited i lost the like that steven gave me😢
Edit5: holy shet 305 likes!!
Omg this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten tysm guys
Bros the kind of person you don't hope to get at your company, always trying to max his skills 🗿
Whole skill tree unlocked
Give him the hardest jobs and watch them get done so fast and efficiently that you'd think he used a cheat code!😂
One night Stan is crazy 💀
I can’t imagine what everyone in that park is thinking as he films his videos😂😂😂😂
"My arrow don't only bring love but joint taax benefits" , I am dead 💀
1:26
The one night Stan joke got me🤣🤣🤣💔
"Has a Master's Degree......Very Nice!"
"In FLIM!" What Da Hell!!!"
I'm DEAD!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
0:14 "it's not love at first sight, it's _initially optimised compatibility_ " 😂😂😂
Whats your job?
"Comparing cousin"
Hearing charlie brown's teacher call him out on the divorce rate killed me laughing
Charlie Brown’s teacher >>>
- Editor Megan
“Black Friday” THE IMAGE LMFAOOO
People in the garden
"Look at him ,he's gone senile"0:51😂
" kids these days"😂0:16
" somebody help him to the hospital"1:00😂
😂
0:41
Phone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
So many good jokes, I can't!
"One-Night Stan" actually broke me hahaha!
“Watches anime…EXTRA POINTS!”
"You can't put price on love, I can"
GOSH DANG 100% ASAIN
1:41 Arrow Pull Out Game is strong
Hearing Brett's junglefonk at 1:32 is just the cherry on top!
YES! You noticed!
- Editor Megan
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS I thought I was losing it when I first heard it 🤣
Pretty sure Steven got the bow stuck on his head half way through.
You have the guts to be able to do this in public, is very brave, i would be embarrassed
I’m sorry, it’s the opening stomping sequence for me 💀
The Cupid be like: Oh wait you dha ugly boy huh 😂
Hi happy valentine day
Lol
Lol
Steven's dad: "back in my day cupid wasn't invented yet"
Nah it would be like: back in my day, I was Cupid
Nah it would be: back in my day, I was Cupid
1:59 Lmfao how tf did you even get that bow in there!? 😂
“She watches anime…EXTRA POINTS” got me to the floor-
Jordan & William - Politician & Priest 🤦🏽♂️🤣☠️
shhhh.... I thinkt that flew above most people's heads
The only downside of love is the cost… your bank account.
ha that's why my arrows brings tax benefits
As I do kung fu I can confirm those moves were completely real
Is an Asian perfectionist.
Misspells compatibility. Twice.
The elegant movements of the rare asian cupid
YOO did you just used brett's jungle phonk for 1:32 ?? 😂😂
Calling for twosetters loll
YES! It was too good of an opportunity to pass up!
- Editor Megan
AYYOOOOOO NO WAY YOU RECOGNIZED THAT
@@megan_l_yt wahh try to use the other brett's masterpiece! 😂 maybe the "relaxing" lofi 🤣
@@StevenHe with the power of ling ling!!
I like how the opening poses are basically just "Hawkeye if you got him off wish."
“What’s he doing” “Oh that’s just Steven, he comes here a lot. (Whispers) “he’s a failure”
both like anime 96% compatabilaty got me rolling on the floor
ONE NIGHT STAN LETS GO😂😂
I haven't met him yet, wasn't popular enough
@@StevenHe lol haha thx for replying
“Watches anime…EXTRA POINTS!”lmao
For real lol
"watches Animes ..EXTRA POINTS" hahaha that got me 😂
Also Cupid Steven: I have a pineapple; I have a pen
*shrugs*
You see Lah?
HA
Me on Valentines: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂😂
I hear that with stevens voice xD
"Is a kindness TikTok - What da hail"
Got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
A good Asian Cupid always knows has the nose for the best qualities
2:04
Wait... is Stephen trying to set himself up with Santa?? 😂
1:03 "Love is the perfect merger, like when Disney acquired Marvel".
This is not a love story, Steve 😢
"Jane goes to the gym."
'Good.'
"Built her own business"
'Good'
"Watches anime......"
EXTRA POINTS!
That was my favourite line😂
You make me laugh man, not just an in the head laugh but a genuine I broke the silence at the library, hard chest laugh. Thankful I found your vids!
I bursted out laughing at 0:01 with his mini bow and chopsticks
Stevens Asian-ness can make you laugh and feel better whenever you are in a bad mood 👍🏾👍🏾
It took a few seconds to understand that smug look after“Dylan has a peanut butter factory, Mary has a jelly business” LMAOOOOOOO
I love how no one even seems to notice this going on, they’re just so used to his chaos.