How Asian Parents Flex 2
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damn he's 4 characters all at the same time. if that isn't talent I don't know what is
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@@boquaa1448 shush
Timmy is more talented
wait i thought it was 2 people, steven and his dad? or am i wrong
"Timmy, speak French"
"Steven, fly"
that caught me off guard lmao
ik same XD
When he said "Steven, fly" I should not have taken a drink before that line. I'm now wet and laughing like a lunatic.
Like it's normal😂😭 honestly I cried😂
Shiiiii had me weak
Timmy TRANSFORM HAHAHAHA
The dislikes were the people who couldn’t cook minute rice in 58 seconds
It is a skill only steven has...
bruh your like counter is at 58, seconds?
I guess I should click the dislike button cuz it takes me more than a minute to cook minute rice. 😂
OH SHOOT THE LIKES ON THIS COMMENT IS A 420 NO ONE TOUCH IT
@@yxryy no noone touch a nice 500
I love the implications of the fact that being able to cook minute rice in 58 seconds is somehow harder that literally rewinding time.
Rewinding time is childs play. Steven over there condensing the universe to heat up his rice faster than physically possible. 😱😱
Are you implying its not?!
Because Timmy's dad said that Timmy can't cook rice 😂
@@peischtipeir i cook da minute rice in 2 second
Well, the reason is simple. Rewinding time is just a prerequisite in cooking a minute rice in 58 secs.
I will share the process.
1. Learn to cook a minute rice in a minute.
2. Master the skill Rewinding time.
3. Rewind the time of everything in the universe except for the rice and yourself for 2 seconds.
4. Now you cooked a minute rice in 58 secs.
I bursted out in laughter when they started asking their kids to do stuff that their good at, my personal favorite was when Steven's dad said "Steven *_fly"_* like it was a completely normal sentence xD
Samee lol
@@sleepnow3053 ahahah saaame🤣
I know right? I really wanted to see the 'transform' though. No idea where that would have went.
They’re * and same
Agree
is that...the face of beijing corn?!!?
corn
idk
yes
Yes
Yup
I just realized, Asian dads are like Pokémon trainers and they compare Asian kids like Pokémon, it’s all coming together
More specifically Asian parents lol
Weeeeeee!
Lol In the end it did start sounding like Pokémon attacks
@@labbyshepherdpuppy5943 steven use fly, timmy use transform
SAME! That's exactly why I came here!
“Steven, fly!”
“Timmy, transform!”
“Steven, use shadow clone!”
“Timmy, rewind time!”
I couldnt stop laughing!
Stephen cook minute rice in 58 SECONDS! 😂
epik pokemon battle
I lost it when he said “what the hail that’s so good” about Timmy’s break dancing 🤣🤣🤣
Minute rice in fifty eight second, now that’s real talent
Unpossibre 🤬
I do it in 30 seconds. Get on my level lol
Edit: I can now cook rice just by thinking abt it
@@JohnathanN28 crunchy rice I see
Try 10seconda
Real talent is not using minute rice
Asian parents are the type of people to flex about having an A+ blood type
He used this in his new video
@@lacisum3096 Steven probably got it from this comment
Dang nice job getting ur comment featured
Moist
OMG are you a time traveler or something he said this in asian parents flex 3.
Now I’m just curious as to what Timmy was gonna transform into
a big. Fat. FAILURE
I'm imagining Timmy and Steven bonding over Rice Beer as adults, Getting wasted, and recounting the times when their dads made them perform really difficult tasks.
The good future… and both Steven and Timmy can use Shadow Clone Jutsu!!
Everybody gangster until Steven cooks minute rice in 58 seconds.
hahahahah
@@StevenHe hahahahaha
Gordon Ramsay be like: ITS RAW YOU FKING DONKEEY
It’s actually minute rice so it’s supposed be rice that you could cook in 1 min so it’s very impressive if you could do it in 58 sec
@@mrpickle7080 yeah we got the joke lol
Steven's dad: "Steven, cook rice in 58 seconds."
*Giorno theme starts*
:0
He's literally a god if he can do that XD
he meant minute rice, its an instance rice that can be cooked in a minute, not less
but his son can cook it in less than a minute
Timmy can't cook rice
HOW
I like that timmy technically could make minute rice in 59 seconds due to his rewind time ability if he knew how to cook rice.
The dad: "Steven, fly."
Steven: *Books a flight (with his dad's credit card)*
As an Asian son, I can confirm that this is real footage from the archives
As an Asian daughter, I can also confirm that this footage is official and accurately portrays the techniques used by our parental figures.
Also Asian daughter, this is accurate and in accordance with Asian parenting conduct codes
As a child i can confirm im a child
As an Asian son, I can also confirm that this is leaked data. Now, excuse me, I have to go complete my neurosurgery and create a cheap quantum computer
@@pandathebagel8391 lol
"Steven, use shadow clone jutsu"
"Timmy, rewind time"
"Steven, use shadow clone jutsu"
Timmy is a JoJo reference
okay that one was smart
I’ve read this comment and it trips me up when I rewatch the video cause I keep thinking that’s what he’s going to say. Such a missed opportunity
@@Lxchador OIIII STEAK HEAD
@@ildereyes5517 I ERASED TIME AND SPACE
Last video: Timmy can't even cook rice
This video: Steven, cook minute-rice in 58 seconds
The shadow clone jutsu absolutely killed me
This turned from two Dads bragging about their kids talents to a full on Pokemon battle real quick.
Tune in next time on Bragging Dads Z.
I need this to be a real show 💀
69th like.
@@cyrilgigee4630 Good job, man. Here's an award
@@comfortablyintherain Thanks man. It means a lot.
How my parents flex: "Well, at least she's not a drug dealer."
Hahaha that hit deep
My parents be like : *yet
@@ashwinbabu6837 ohhh so your going to pharmaceutical school?
Honestly, that's a decent flex in my opinion. 😆
LOOLLL
It’s literally raining and he’s still recording. Proves how much he wants to give us content.
"Timmy, TRANSFORM!"
Truly a masterpiece
"Cook one-minute rice in 58 seconds"
Every Asian in existance: *IMPOSSIBLE*
That one other asian:well yes,but actualy no
"Reality sometimes isnt disapointing"
"Where can learn this power?"
DOUBLE FLEX
Timmys Father in last video: he is such a failure he can't even cook rice
Wait, how do you even cook minute rice?
So asian parents flexing on one another is basically a pokemon battle.
Finally a comment that I like
😭🤣🤣🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm Asian and I can confirm that it's 10000000% true
Lmao😭
"Money is green."
Bro spoke fax
Something about the delivery of "Timmy, R E W I N D T I ME" just gets me
Timmy: Literally starts having a seizure
Dad: How is he so talented dancer?
**Timmy**
That so gut
I think the devil likes ur comment, 666 likes
‘Money is green’
so underrated xd
Timmy's dad:"my son is such a failure. Can't even cook rice."
Stevens dad: "Steven Cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
Timmy's dad: *AGHAST IN ASIAN*
It was super efective because Timmy can't cook rice.
pathetic i can cook minute rice in 59.9999999999999999999999999999999 seconds
@@dbaki3940 lol
@@eugenepile7036 that's more slower than Steven
@@CharaDmm more slower = such stonks 😎😎
The sponsor bit was gold 😂😂
"Cook minute rice in 58 seconds!"
OMG I'm 💀
“Steven, fly” “Timmy, transform” “Steven, use Shadow Clone Jitsu” “Timmy, rewind time” I LOVE THE “How Asian Parents Flex” SERIES!😂🤣
Don’t forget Stephen cook rice at 58 secs
Bruh its shadoe clone jutsu not jitsu and in japan its ( kage bunshin no jutsu)
yes this definitely has part 3 and even part 5 potential
@@dar3_side376 it's not shadoe it's shadow
Fair enough
“Cook minute rice in 58 seconds” if god look at this video and all he heard was that he’d be amazed
We all are
I'm laughing so hard oh my fucking god LMAO
@@rimsker9935 u stupid, Timmy rewind time.
á yes, the educated kind
i might not be god but I'm pretty amazed
"Steven, Use Shadow Clone Jutsu" Got me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Timmy, rewind time" has got my stomach hurtin I'm laughing so hard😂💀
The greatest missed joke of all time is that he didn’t repeat “Timmy use shadow clone jitsu” after the other parent said to rewind time
Damn u right
Oh my god that would’ve been hilarious
he said jimmy, not timmy. but it's a common error
i love ur username :,)
off topic, but i was the 420th like
"Tell him about the CZcams channel." "Why?"
This is so relatable. Asian Parents do just randomly ask you to explain what you do to their friends, just to flex
“Steven fly” easiest and most common Asian hobbies
I love the fact that the minute rice thing is better than literal time manipulation xDDD
The minute rice thing IS time manipulation
It’s because his son can’t cook rice
@@rubenoctave4156 I see you too are a fan of bejing corn
@@Dragonlord826 I watch this drunk and forgot this vid
It’s called the Trump card.
The face Steven's dad makes when telling him to talk about the YT channel is perfect
Steven: "Are you trying to vomit?"
Which face?
@@ShintaTakama my favourite one is at 1:02
@@lukependergrass16 I mean it did look like he was trying to.😄
"Steven, cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
STEVEN!!!!! Fly!
🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe I only just recently found your channel. Absolutely hilarious!!!
“My son is so useless, he only gets an A!”
“My son is so useless, he doesn’t even know what chopsticks are!”
*Awkward silence*
“Are you okay?”
its very similar to the part 1 where he says
"My son such a failure, he doesn't know how to cook rice!"
*Awkward silence*
"Are you okay?"
Is what was there, copied and worse, but it still was funny
Dude why must you hurt me in a way while its totally laughable too?
Lol
Me get 92 in maths
Also me 9 position in class
First position 97 lol
Thats what competition is
And then
In Physics 97 yet 5th lol
See the fresking competition
So position are worthless to judge some one by lol
But but but 79 is bad lol
Why ?
Is it like that?
@@kadlifal I had a stroke trying to read this
@@kadlifal r/ihadastroke
@@NBASoap what do you mean no hate
how asian parents flex starter pack
-Rice
-Successful Son
-Being able to walk uphill both ways
-Even more rice
With 1 leg, the other one starts s business.
*STEVEN, COOK MINUTE RICE IN 58 SECONDS*
@@veasnatdm4861 and fighting two lions...
A+++++
and fly
"STEVEN USE SHADOW CLONE JUSTSU"
my favorite line of this entire video
Why am I only seeing this now? Love this guy 🤣 .. Much love from South Africa bro! Made my day
"Steven, go cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
That line just killed me 🤣🤣
THAT WAS THE BEST BIT LMAO
Bro same i was dead asf 😂
Poor Timmy's dad totaly owned...Timmy can't even cook rice LOL
If that joke didn't get 900 subscribers, then it's not Steven that's failure, it his viewers. Aiiyaaaaa.
@@TheRedGameboy EMOOOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Dont let this distract you from the fact that Steven's Dad has the ultimate flex, which is Timmy's Mother
OHHHHHHHHHHH I didn’t even see that coming
O:
@@StevenHe neither did Timmy’s mother, which is why she’s blind in one eye now.
BRUH. 😆
@@comebackkid44723, BRUH squared. 😂
Doing break dance just like how my cousin was walking when he broke his bones😂😂🤣🤣
haha so good man!! Loving these videos! Can't wait for more content!
Steven: *gets straight A’s and is funny and famous*
Steven’s dad: FAILURE
Timmy: *breaths*
Steven’s dad: OMG Timmy is so talented
HAHAHAH that one hurts a bit too much
The sad part is that most Asian parents are actually like this
Steven: Shows he can make minute rice in 58 seconds
Steven's dad: YOU ARE THE SUCCESSOR OF OUR BLOODLINE!
The sad part is this is true 🥲
@@muhammadzaintahir4191 BRO TRY EXPLAINING TO UR PARENTS 67% ON A TEST 5 GRADES AHEAD OF UR LEVEL IS GOOD
"Timmy! Go get your math grades"
"Steven! Show him your horse riding"
"Timmy! Speak. French."
"Steven! Fly~"
"Timmy! Transform~"
"Steven! Use Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
"Timmy! REWIND. TIME."
"Steven! Cook minute rice in 58. SECOND."
**gasp**
Felt like a Pokémon battle, honestly.
I was okay up until this point. Then I nearly died laughing.
i couldnt hold my laugh when he said fly~
like that caught me offguard 😂
😂
I'm your 1k like
Too damn funny..subscribed!
Thank you for the laughs. 😄
“Steven, FLY” “TIMMY, TRANSFORM”
“Cook minute rice in 58 second”
Loved it 😂
When he said: "Fly, Transform, Shadowclone jutsu"
I lost it
RE-WIND TI-ME
Me to 🤣🤣🤣
Also with that Asian accent 🤣🤣
I saw you on the ring one tower rush yesterday
Not the shadow clone jutsu 💀💀💀
“Money is green”
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Canadian Money:
@@GhostBrian yes. We have all the colours of the rainbow🤗
hahahah
@Ghost Brian
How bout the Canadian 20 dollar bill
@@Pillowman_ it’s a hoax
well Australian 100 dollar bills r green, 50 bills are yellow, 20s are orange, 10s are blue and 5s are purple.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. Thank you
these guys are just so talented
"I'm sponsoring this video."
Dad: "Failure."
This is Classic.
It would be better if:
"Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
"Timmy rewind time!"
"Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
@@Legendary_Edits100 maybe cause it might be copied
1000 years of death
th at really would have been a good selling point
"Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
"Timmy rewind time!"
"Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
"What theee hewww jus happen?"
"My son Timmy rewind time"
"Wait if he rewind time, how you know he rewind time?"
"I and Timmy exist outside normal space and time!"
"My great grandfather was a Celestial!"
Dude, do you read mind... You wrote it after time rewind
I laugh every time!. Love from Canada. Parents never know how funny they are. My kids are in their thirties and older and i am hearing stuff now. I have to laugh at myself....
I love these so much.
"Steven, Fly"
That delivery kills me everytime, better than the other flexes
I slightly prefer "speak, French!" But "Fly" is second fave
@@cutlass206 "STHEVehn COohk MIhniT Ryce In FeeftEe AtEH SekEnDs"
Samee
Asians are really not getting older. Stephen's dad looks exactly like his son
They really dont be aging tho
Duh, everyone knows Asians are immortal.
asian dont raisin
Let's patiently wait for the idiot who is going to get wooooshed
and their neighbor's too
"Timmy! Transforrrrm..." 😂
This has me crying with laughter
When he said Steven fly I couldn't stop laughing
Same 😂
😂😂
Same
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Steven's dad : Cook rice in 58 seconds
Rest of the world : *why do I hear boss music*
Me: why do I hear the doom eternal soundtrack
Look how long the video is
@@gamingwithkris7112 1 minute --> 58 seconds
Looks like your channel is dying you should give it to me
@@JawJX What?
Brilliant, always puts a smile on my face!
Just subscribed today and I feel like I'll watch all of these videos😂
“Steven, cook minute rice in 58 seconds”
God: “Wait, that’s illegal”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*God flipping through pages: "This wasn't in the script.."
The Pokemon battle of the century
"Steven fly!"
"Timmy transform!"
I literally died lol 😂
Steven guide this girl's soul to the afterlife!
@@michaelatlas2341 lol
Cook minute rice in 58 seconds!
TIMMY REWIND TIME
same
"Timmy! Transform." LOL!!!
I just love your piano playing Steven 😍
"timmy, go get your math grades"
"steve, show him our horse riding"
"timmy, speak french"
"steven, fly"
"timmy, transform"
"steven, use shadow clone"
"timmy, rewind time"
"steven, cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
:O
just like a minute of pure comedy and laugther XD
This is true. I got straight A's once in high school, and my dad made me go get my report card and show it to my aunt. ugh.
Look at the length of the video. Ironic or on purpose?
@@krisreacts9216 it's a minute over.
Failure
Kyp Dur no I mean MINUTE rice in 58 SECONDS.
i laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣it feels like the joke is building up
"Dad, I can fly!"
"me too"
"Dad, I can transform!"
"me too"
"Dad, i can cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
*instant shock*
Mace Windu: *ignites lightsaber* He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!
Is it possible to learn this power
@@blocky9158 not from the Jedi. You need to learn from your Dad! STOOPID!
@@abiezerEscude no not just from any dad an asian dad
@@duck9770 You not failure. STEVEN! YOUSA FAILURE!
One of my favourites!
This is priceless. He is AMAZING!!!!!
Guys I think Steven and Timmy are the future Alexa's.
Why doesn’t this have any reply’s I’m literally dying laughing right now.
Ikr lol
666 likes
What da heckkkkkkkkkkk
All I'm saying is I would watch the HELL out of a shonen anime where the parents travel along with the main characters just acting like this all the time
someone please say this exists (i'm sure it does)
'Sakura be useless'
Dad: you need to use power of friendship to defeat villain but you dont have any friends. You such a failure
YO THAT WOULD BE LIT
lmfao
Hey man I just found this video, what the hail😂😂 you are now our fam fav. Keep it up so you're not a failure 😜
SO AWESOME!
all the dislikes are from the people who were so impressed by the breakdancing they were blinded
theres 3
29
50 lol
What da hell, how you dislike this video. So good...so funny, make 1 million dollars, 15 secs. This video cure all COVID, 1 view all COVID gone.
83
this is glorious!!🤣
"steven....FLY!" "Timi...Transform!" "Stephen...Use kage bunshin no jutsu"
"Timi... Rewind time!"
Pretty sure it’s “shadow clone jutsu” he said …
LOLLLL
weeb
@@scarface_p5739 yeah i know.... i just can not say that.... i am a weeb! if i had written that on my phone you would have seen the fucking hiragana!
i rather watch anime never again before i watch it in english!
@@user-fb7ln4dw6y damn right i am
😂😂😂 I love you Steven he ur vids are funny
Bro should’ve played Rush E😂 love coming back to these
if timmy can cook minute rice in 58 seconds, his potential is limitless.
That's Steven not Timmy
What if i cook minute rice in 30 Seconds
@@Kitsune_Chara_CG then ur officially a god
@@arc8531) thing is i wouldve said the two funny numbers but neither would fit very well oh well now to the meme Response)
Thats how i win in the final timeline doctor strange said theyd win once i cook minute rice in 30seconds theyll all bow to me to bask in my godly powers of Rice
@@Kitsune_Chara_CG just think about thanos speedrun cooking rice
Plot twist: he wasn’t editing the clips of him together, he was using shadow clone jutsu
Oh my
😂😂
After rewinding time
I really didn't thi k about it like that
Oh that's a relief. I thought all these Asians looked alike but didn't want to do an accidental racism. /s
We learn the piano is to show our friends and family we can play the piano 😂
I love this series 😆
I LOVE the callback.
In part 1, Timmy's dad says "my son is such a failure.. he can't even cook rice."
In part 2, Steven's dad says "STEVEN. Cook minute rice... in fifty-eight second!"
The double flex is awesome, and the shock in the face of Timmy's dad sells it perfectly.
That's so much EEMOTIONNAL DAAMAGE Timmy's dad lost his soul and his son must find a way to cross the multiverse and get the help of Doctor Strange
Oh that's straight up betrayal... They'd bonded over that statement
XDDDD
@@dubbyplays Your spelling of "EEMOTIONNAL DAAMAGE" is literally perfect. I read it exactly as he says it.
Well done.
"Steven, fly!" I sleep
"Use shadow clone jutsu!" I sleep
"Transform!" I sleep
"Rewind time!" I sleep
"Cook minute rice in 58 seconds" REAL SHIT
*Insert Steven He confused face*
@Star Platinum xD yh
OBJECTION ITS IMPOSSIBLE
@Star Platinum NO I HAD I CAN LIFT A SUIT CASE WITH 1 CHOP STICK
Timmy and Steve should be bros for life with their shared trauma and successes.
I love your work
I can confirm this is true, my parents just spoke like this today
What da hell do you cook da rice or not if not u falier
Yes, my one regret is learning a portable instrument
@@kailevart3888 u such a failure ( jokes )
so you rewind time or you failure?
Me flexing about getting B+
"money? we made like 2 cents dad." had me dying 😂
2 cents?! That's a lot!! It's infinitely higher in percentage compared to 99.99% of the CZcams community who made 0 cents! (2/0*100%=undefined)
@@clementwg3477 Dies to *Emotional Damage* *0$ per Hour* .
Next he says " yea ya money, money is green " had me dead bro 💀
"Steven, fly"... that one got me! Great stuff, man!
‘Steven FLYYY’
‘Timmy REWIND TIMEEE’
Timmy TRANSFORMMMMM’
😂😂😂😂😂