How Asian Parents Flex 2

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  • @oneglad3679
    @oneglad3679 Před 3 lety +64679

    damn he's 4 characters all at the same time. if that isn't talent I don't know what is

    • @miaphobic2168
      @miaphobic2168 Před 3 lety +285

      FR

    • @boquaa1448
      @boquaa1448 Před 3 lety +143

      How many subs can I get off this comment current is (2,33k)

    • @enel9152
      @enel9152 Před 3 lety +331

      @@boquaa1448 shush

    • @malinky8507
      @malinky8507 Před 3 lety +220

      Timmy is more talented

    • @piggrunner7460
      @piggrunner7460 Před 3 lety +142

      wait i thought it was 2 people, steven and his dad? or am i wrong

  • @solid_asian6521
    @solid_asian6521 Před 3 lety +8613

    "Timmy, speak French"
    "Steven, fly"
    that caught me off guard lmao

  • @BreadMan-rp8ts
    @BreadMan-rp8ts Před 3 lety +7099

    The dislikes were the people who couldn’t cook minute rice in 58 seconds

    • @WizardJose
      @WizardJose Před 3 lety +103

      It is a skill only steven has...

    • @alifelessrock48
      @alifelessrock48 Před 3 lety +23

      bruh your like counter is at 58, seconds?

    • @DJUniMekaju
      @DJUniMekaju Před 3 lety +22

      I guess I should click the dislike button cuz it takes me more than a minute to cook minute rice. 😂

    • @yxryy
      @yxryy Před 3 lety +7

      OH SHOOT THE LIKES ON THIS COMMENT IS A 420 NO ONE TOUCH IT

    • @adfangamer6673
      @adfangamer6673 Před 3 lety +2

      @@yxryy no noone touch a nice 500

  • @plagued0ctr
    @plagued0ctr Před rokem +716

    I love the implications of the fact that being able to cook minute rice in 58 seconds is somehow harder that literally rewinding time.

    • @SSJRadioBluth
      @SSJRadioBluth Před rokem +54

      Rewinding time is childs play. Steven over there condensing the universe to heat up his rice faster than physically possible. 😱😱

    • @peischtipeir
      @peischtipeir Před rokem +15

      Are you implying its not?!

    • @DGamer5000
      @DGamer5000 Před rokem +10

      Because Timmy's dad said that Timmy can't cook rice 😂

    • @plagued0ctr
      @plagued0ctr Před rokem +1

      @@peischtipeir i cook da minute rice in 2 second

    • @michaelloyola4082
      @michaelloyola4082 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Well, the reason is simple. Rewinding time is just a prerequisite in cooking a minute rice in 58 secs.
      I will share the process.
      1. Learn to cook a minute rice in a minute.
      2. Master the skill Rewinding time.
      3. Rewind the time of everything in the universe except for the rice and yourself for 2 seconds.
      4. Now you cooked a minute rice in 58 secs.

  • @RexGaming107
    @RexGaming107 Před rokem +862

    I bursted out in laughter when they started asking their kids to do stuff that their good at, my personal favorite was when Steven's dad said "Steven *_fly"_* like it was a completely normal sentence xD

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec Před 3 lety +28672

    is that...the face of beijing corn?!!?

  • @Maldy55
    @Maldy55 Před 3 lety +4834

    I just realized, Asian dads are like Pokémon trainers and they compare Asian kids like Pokémon, it’s all coming together

  • @queckules6145
    @queckules6145 Před rokem +328

    “Steven, fly!”
    “Timmy, transform!”
    “Steven, use shadow clone!”
    “Timmy, rewind time!”
    I couldnt stop laughing!

  • @ken7165
    @ken7165 Před rokem +61

    I lost it when he said “what the hail that’s so good” about Timmy’s break dancing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yaqutshehata8073
    @yaqutshehata8073 Před 3 lety +25854

    Minute rice in fifty eight second, now that’s real talent

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Před 3 lety +3577

    Asian parents are the type of people to flex about having an A+ blood type

    • @lacisum3096
      @lacisum3096 Před 3 lety +70

      He used this in his new video

    • @annihiIation
      @annihiIation Před 3 lety +56

      @@lacisum3096 Steven probably got it from this comment

    • @ketelsuw
      @ketelsuw Před 3 lety +13

      Dang nice job getting ur comment featured

    • @invztick2675
      @invztick2675 Před 3 lety +4

      Moist

    • @AK-tz6mi
      @AK-tz6mi Před 3 lety +4

      OMG are you a time traveler or something he said this in asian parents flex 3.

  • @Call-me-Mango
    @Call-me-Mango Před rokem +90

    Now I’m just curious as to what Timmy was gonna transform into

    • @NevG27
      @NevG27 Před rokem +7

      a big. Fat. FAILURE

  • @tusharroymukherjee3370
    @tusharroymukherjee3370 Před rokem +39

    I'm imagining Timmy and Steven bonding over Rice Beer as adults, Getting wasted, and recounting the times when their dads made them perform really difficult tasks.

    • @trevinodude
      @trevinodude Před 11 měsíci +5

      The good future… and both Steven and Timmy can use Shadow Clone Jutsu!!

  • @awoekhn7421
    @awoekhn7421 Před 3 lety +34338

    Everybody gangster until Steven cooks minute rice in 58 seconds.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před 3 lety +3114

      hahahahah

    • @williamhenryharrison9thpre139
      @williamhenryharrison9thpre139 Před 3 lety +345

      @@StevenHe hahahahaha

    • @zingfnm8191
      @zingfnm8191 Před 3 lety +827

      Gordon Ramsay be like: ITS RAW YOU FKING DONKEEY

    • @mrpickle7080
      @mrpickle7080 Před 3 lety +317

      It’s actually minute rice so it’s supposed be rice that you could cook in 1 min so it’s very impressive if you could do it in 58 sec

    • @halo3rat504
      @halo3rat504 Před 3 lety +275

      @@mrpickle7080 yeah we got the joke lol

  • @InHagsWeTrust
    @InHagsWeTrust Před 3 lety +2324

    Steven's dad: "Steven, cook rice in 58 seconds."
    *Giorno theme starts*

  • @theatricult
    @theatricult Před rokem +99

    I like that timmy technically could make minute rice in 59 seconds due to his rewind time ability if he knew how to cook rice.

  • @Desencadenar
    @Desencadenar Před 7 měsíci +2

    The dad: "Steven, fly."
    Steven: *Books a flight (with his dad's credit card)*

  • @GokulVinodh
    @GokulVinodh Před 3 lety +5225

    As an Asian son, I can confirm that this is real footage from the archives

    • @shoukonishimiya2535
      @shoukonishimiya2535 Před 3 lety +189

      As an Asian daughter, I can also confirm that this footage is official and accurately portrays the techniques used by our parental figures.

    • @orianamelon3420
      @orianamelon3420 Před 3 lety +98

      Also Asian daughter, this is accurate and in accordance with Asian parenting conduct codes

    • @just_a_eric
      @just_a_eric Před 3 lety +79

      As a child i can confirm im a child

    • @pandathebagel8391
      @pandathebagel8391 Před 3 lety +95

      As an Asian son, I can also confirm that this is leaked data. Now, excuse me, I have to go complete my neurosurgery and create a cheap quantum computer

    • @smolbean5845
      @smolbean5845 Před 3 lety +11

      @@pandathebagel8391 lol

  • @daka5645
    @daka5645 Před 2 lety +5135

    "Steven, use shadow clone jutsu"
    "Timmy, rewind time"
    "Steven, use shadow clone jutsu"

    • @ar1sx
      @ar1sx Před 2 lety +141

      Timmy is a JoJo reference

    • @faraidube2938
      @faraidube2938 Před 2 lety +76

      okay that one was smart

    • @statton35
      @statton35 Před 2 lety +54

      I’ve read this comment and it trips me up when I rewatch the video cause I keep thinking that’s what he’s going to say. Such a missed opportunity

    • @ildereyes5517
      @ildereyes5517 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Lxchador OIIII STEAK HEAD

    • @taylantt11
      @taylantt11 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ildereyes5517 I ERASED TIME AND SPACE

  • @KingCrimsonRequiemAct4GoBeyond

    Last video: Timmy can't even cook rice
    This video: Steven, cook minute-rice in 58 seconds

  • @edward3583
    @edward3583 Před rokem +15

    The shadow clone jutsu absolutely killed me

  • @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
    @KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven Před 3 lety +6561

    This turned from two Dads bragging about their kids talents to a full on Pokemon battle real quick.

  • @darkraiisdaddy1389
    @darkraiisdaddy1389 Před 3 lety +1590

    How my parents flex: "Well, at least she's not a drug dealer."

  • @riley_freeman.-the-fundraiser

    It’s literally raining and he’s still recording. Proves how much he wants to give us content.

  • @Huddleston07
    @Huddleston07 Před rokem +6

    "Timmy, TRANSFORM!"
    Truly a masterpiece

  • @uchihareizu5729
    @uchihareizu5729 Před 2 lety +6875

    "Cook one-minute rice in 58 seconds"
    Every Asian in existance: *IMPOSSIBLE*

    • @duck9770
      @duck9770 Před 2 lety +79

      That one other asian:well yes,but actualy no

    • @Kitsune_Chara_CG
      @Kitsune_Chara_CG Před 2 lety +28

      "Reality sometimes isnt disapointing"

    • @TechFishe
      @TechFishe Před 2 lety +21

      "Where can learn this power?"

    • @vogelfaenger6830
      @vogelfaenger6830 Před 2 lety +26

      DOUBLE FLEX
      Timmys Father in last video: he is such a failure he can't even cook rice

    • @newb.justnewb.8762
      @newb.justnewb.8762 Před 2 lety +3

      Wait, how do you even cook minute rice?

  • @CrestOfArtorias
    @CrestOfArtorias Před 3 lety +1901

    So asian parents flexing on one another is basically a pokemon battle.

  • @raxn833
    @raxn833 Před rokem +3

    "Money is green."
    Bro spoke fax

  • @Irish_Enderman
    @Irish_Enderman Před 3 měsíci +2

    Something about the delivery of "Timmy, R E W I N D T I ME" just gets me

  • @danishmc9048
    @danishmc9048 Před 3 lety +1873

    Timmy: Literally starts having a seizure
    Dad: How is he so talented dancer?

  • @nimeddictaror8754
    @nimeddictaror8754 Před 2 lety +7684

    Timmy's dad:"my son is such a failure. Can't even cook rice."
    Stevens dad: "Steven Cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
    Timmy's dad: *AGHAST IN ASIAN*

    • @dbaki3940
      @dbaki3940 Před 2 lety +211

      It was super efective because Timmy can't cook rice.

    • @eugenepile7036
      @eugenepile7036 Před 2 lety +57

      pathetic i can cook minute rice in 59.9999999999999999999999999999999 seconds

    • @lordoofingtonxxiv6174
      @lordoofingtonxxiv6174 Před 2 lety +5

      @@dbaki3940 lol

    • @CharaDmm
      @CharaDmm Před 2 lety +25

      @@eugenepile7036 that's more slower than Steven

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx Před 2 lety +6

      @@CharaDmm more slower = such stonks 😎😎

  • @w0lfbr0ther14
    @w0lfbr0ther14 Před rokem +4

    The sponsor bit was gold 😂😂

  • @vivvpprof
    @vivvpprof Před rokem +2

    "Cook minute rice in 58 seconds!"
    OMG I'm 💀

  • @buffalo755
    @buffalo755 Před 3 lety +1573

    “Steven, fly” “Timmy, transform” “Steven, use Shadow Clone Jitsu” “Timmy, rewind time” I LOVE THE “How Asian Parents Flex” SERIES!😂🤣

    • @invigoration21
      @invigoration21 Před 3 lety +33

      Don’t forget Stephen cook rice at 58 secs

    • @dar3_side376
      @dar3_side376 Před 3 lety +6

      Bruh its shadoe clone jutsu not jitsu and in japan its ( kage bunshin no jutsu)

    • @rishiparikh8850
      @rishiparikh8850 Před 3 lety

      yes this definitely has part 3 and even part 5 potential

    • @igdlackbig
      @igdlackbig Před 3 lety +3

      @@dar3_side376 it's not shadoe it's shadow

    • @dar3_side376
      @dar3_side376 Před 3 lety

      Fair enough

  • @ticxs7966
    @ticxs7966 Před 3 lety +1054

    “Cook minute rice in 58 seconds” if god look at this video and all he heard was that he’d be amazed

  • @Mackord
    @Mackord Před rokem +14

    "Steven, Use Shadow Clone Jutsu" Got me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayluksha6809
    @jayluksha6809 Před 15 dny +1

    "Timmy, rewind time" has got my stomach hurtin I'm laughing so hard😂💀

  • @invalidusername4732
    @invalidusername4732 Před 3 lety +2142

    The greatest missed joke of all time is that he didn’t repeat “Timmy use shadow clone jitsu” after the other parent said to rewind time

  • @cleiru7859
    @cleiru7859 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Tell him about the CZcams channel." "Why?"
    This is so relatable. Asian Parents do just randomly ask you to explain what you do to their friends, just to flex

  • @flaviamurgida9469
    @flaviamurgida9469 Před 8 dny +1

    “Steven fly” easiest and most common Asian hobbies

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo Před 3 lety +2560

    I love the fact that the minute rice thing is better than literal time manipulation xDDD

    • @ey8648
      @ey8648 Před 3 lety +168

      The minute rice thing IS time manipulation

    • @rubenoctave4156
      @rubenoctave4156 Před 3 lety +87

      It’s because his son can’t cook rice

    • @Dragonlord826
      @Dragonlord826 Před 3 lety +43

      @@rubenoctave4156 I see you too are a fan of bejing corn

    • @rubenoctave4156
      @rubenoctave4156 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Dragonlord826 I watch this drunk and forgot this vid

    • @Razehell42
      @Razehell42 Před 3 lety +4

      It’s called the Trump card.

  • @AA-de6gp
    @AA-de6gp Před 2 lety +6028

    The face Steven's dad makes when telling him to talk about the YT channel is perfect

  • @stephaniemathias2343
    @stephaniemathias2343 Před rokem +9

    STEVEN!!!!! Fly!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jud4489
    @jud4489 Před rokem +4

    I can't believe I only just recently found your channel. Absolutely hilarious!!!

  • @apple10234
    @apple10234 Před 3 lety +1620

    “My son is so useless, he only gets an A!”
    “My son is so useless, he doesn’t even know what chopsticks are!”
    *Awkward silence*
    “Are you okay?”

    • @coupdetat2318
      @coupdetat2318 Před 3 lety +31

      its very similar to the part 1 where he says
      "My son such a failure, he doesn't know how to cook rice!"
      *Awkward silence*
      "Are you okay?"
      Is what was there, copied and worse, but it still was funny

    • @kadlifal
      @kadlifal Před 3 lety +9

      Dude why must you hurt me in a way while its totally laughable too?
      Lol
      Me get 92 in maths
      Also me 9 position in class
      First position 97 lol
      Thats what competition is
      And then
      In Physics 97 yet 5th lol
      See the fresking competition
      So position are worthless to judge some one by lol
      But but but 79 is bad lol
      Why ?
      Is it like that?

    • @NBASoap
      @NBASoap Před 3 lety +16

      @@kadlifal I had a stroke trying to read this

    • @expiredmilk5435
      @expiredmilk5435 Před 3 lety +5

      @@kadlifal r/ihadastroke

    • @kadlifal
      @kadlifal Před 3 lety +3

      @@NBASoap what do you mean no hate

  • @RafCuh902
    @RafCuh902 Před 3 lety +503

    how asian parents flex starter pack
    -Rice
    -Successful Son
    -Being able to walk uphill both ways
    -Even more rice

    • @veasnatdm4861
      @veasnatdm4861 Před 3 lety +16

      With 1 leg, the other one starts s business.

    • @thief6676
      @thief6676 Před 3 lety +11

      *STEVEN, COOK MINUTE RICE IN 58 SECONDS*

    • @CarlosRuiz20
      @CarlosRuiz20 Před 3 lety +4

      @@veasnatdm4861 and fighting two lions...

    • @Arctirex_
      @Arctirex_ Před 3 lety +2

      A+++++

    • @Delt__
      @Delt__ Před 3 lety +1

      and fly

  • @exegamer27
    @exegamer27 Před 8 měsíci

    "STEVEN USE SHADOW CLONE JUSTSU"
    my favorite line of this entire video

  • @onkerudah5619
    @onkerudah5619 Před rokem +1

    Why am I only seeing this now? Love this guy 🤣 .. Much love from South Africa bro! Made my day

  • @mattxwaffle1399
    @mattxwaffle1399 Před 2 lety +6094

    "Steven, go cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
    That line just killed me 🤣🤣

    • @charm1ngdrgon664
      @charm1ngdrgon664 Před 2 lety +30

      THAT WAS THE BEST BIT LMAO

    • @brayancortez3212
      @brayancortez3212 Před 2 lety +8

      Bro same i was dead asf 😂

    • @josejuanandrade4439
      @josejuanandrade4439 Před 2 lety +53

      Poor Timmy's dad totaly owned...Timmy can't even cook rice LOL

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy Před 2 lety +10

      If that joke didn't get 900 subscribers, then it's not Steven that's failure, it his viewers. Aiiyaaaaa.

    • @lazarus3273
      @lazarus3273 Před 2 lety +13

      @@TheRedGameboy EMOOOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @drowsypig
    @drowsypig Před 3 lety +427

    Dont let this distract you from the fact that Steven's Dad has the ultimate flex, which is Timmy's Mother

  • @amalraihankhalid1938
    @amalraihankhalid1938 Před rokem +7

    Doing break dance just like how my cousin was walking when he broke his bones😂😂🤣🤣

  • @eehhh3791
    @eehhh3791 Před rokem +1

    haha so good man!! Loving these videos! Can't wait for more content!

  • @Hoogus
    @Hoogus Před 2 lety +2557

    Steven: *gets straight A’s and is funny and famous*
    Steven’s dad: FAILURE
    Timmy: *breaths*
    Steven’s dad: OMG Timmy is so talented

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před 2 lety +312

      HAHAHAH that one hurts a bit too much

    • @muhammadzaintahir4191
      @muhammadzaintahir4191 Před 2 lety +74

      The sad part is that most Asian parents are actually like this

    • @chiateghang3629
      @chiateghang3629 Před 2 lety +32

      Steven: Shows he can make minute rice in 58 seconds
      Steven's dad: YOU ARE THE SUCCESSOR OF OUR BLOODLINE!

    • @kenora5585
      @kenora5585 Před 2 lety +8

      The sad part is this is true 🥲

    • @lucasliang8579
      @lucasliang8579 Před 2 lety +13

      @@muhammadzaintahir4191 BRO TRY EXPLAINING TO UR PARENTS 67% ON A TEST 5 GRADES AHEAD OF UR LEVEL IS GOOD

  • @gaby.santosss
    @gaby.santosss Před 2 lety +2898

    "Timmy! Go get your math grades"
    "Steven! Show him your horse riding"
    "Timmy! Speak. French."
    "Steven! Fly~"
    "Timmy! Transform~"
    "Steven! Use Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
    "Timmy! REWIND. TIME."
    "Steven! Cook minute rice in 58. SECOND."
    **gasp**

  • @xMalfiasx
    @xMalfiasx Před rokem +1

    Too damn funny..subscribed!
    Thank you for the laughs. 😄

  • @Spartan-26e4
    @Spartan-26e4 Před rokem +4

    “Steven, FLY” “TIMMY, TRANSFORM”
    “Cook minute rice in 58 second”
    Loved it 😂

  • @SoulXKing
    @SoulXKing Před 3 lety +590

    When he said: "Fly, Transform, Shadowclone jutsu"
    I lost it

  • @rossialba3675
    @rossialba3675 Před 3 lety +688

    “Money is green”
    Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @GhostBrian
      @GhostBrian Před 3 lety +12

      Canadian Money:

    • @ellabella6937
      @ellabella6937 Před 3 lety +4

      @@GhostBrian yes. We have all the colours of the rainbow🤗
      hahahah

    • @Pillowman_
      @Pillowman_ Před 3 lety +1

      @Ghost Brian
      How bout the Canadian 20 dollar bill

    • @GhostBrian
      @GhostBrian Před 3 lety

      @@Pillowman_ it’s a hoax

    • @Me-wl1tf
      @Me-wl1tf Před 3 lety

      well Australian 100 dollar bills r green, 50 bills are yellow, 20s are orange, 10s are blue and 5s are purple.

  • @lampstandvisualmedia
    @lampstandvisualmedia Před 6 měsíci +1

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. Thank you

  • @mfcdi4034
    @mfcdi4034 Před rokem

    these guys are just so talented

  • @onocoffee
    @onocoffee Před 3 lety +934

    "I'm sponsoring this video."
    Dad: "Failure."
    This is Classic.

  • @plavsenovic
    @plavsenovic Před 2 lety +3565

    It would be better if:
    "Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
    "Timmy rewind time!"
    "Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"

    • @xamboredx6076
      @xamboredx6076 Před 2 lety +36

      @@Legendary_Edits100 maybe cause it might be copied

    • @legend_editz6249
      @legend_editz6249 Před 2 lety +26

      1000 years of death

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Před 2 lety +14

      th at really would have been a good selling point

    • @fahkrudin98
      @fahkrudin98 Před 2 lety +78

      "Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
      "Timmy rewind time!"
      "Steven use shadow clone jutsu!"
      "What theee hewww jus happen?"
      "My son Timmy rewind time"
      "Wait if he rewind time, how you know he rewind time?"
      "I and Timmy exist outside normal space and time!"
      "My great grandfather was a Celestial!"

    • @bhanuchhabra7634
      @bhanuchhabra7634 Před 2 lety +5

      Dude, do you read mind... You wrote it after time rewind

  • @maggieyanor5082
    @maggieyanor5082 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I laugh every time!. Love from Canada. Parents never know how funny they are. My kids are in their thirties and older and i am hearing stuff now. I have to laugh at myself....

  • @SpurgeonPerkins
    @SpurgeonPerkins Před rokem +1

    I love these so much.

  • @coastaku1954
    @coastaku1954 Před 2 lety +1413

    "Steven, Fly"
    That delivery kills me everytime, better than the other flexes

    • @cutlass206
      @cutlass206 Před 2 lety +6

      I slightly prefer "speak, French!" But "Fly" is second fave

    • @YourMotherInLaw
      @YourMotherInLaw Před 2 lety +10

      @@cutlass206 "STHEVehn COohk MIhniT Ryce In FeeftEe AtEH SekEnDs"

    • @kingsoonkit9234
      @kingsoonkit9234 Před 2 lety

      Samee

  • @12crenshaw
    @12crenshaw Před 3 lety +928

    Asians are really not getting older. Stephen's dad looks exactly like his son

  • @MrSuperken1
    @MrSuperken1 Před rokem +5

    "Timmy! Transforrrrm..." 😂

  • @matthewgent1788
    @matthewgent1788 Před 9 měsíci

    This has me crying with laughter

  • @maynardponapart1266
    @maynardponapart1266 Před 2 lety +3382

    When he said Steven fly I couldn't stop laughing

  • @ineedpalak
    @ineedpalak Před 3 lety +547

    Steven's dad : Cook rice in 58 seconds
    Rest of the world : *why do I hear boss music*

  • @jivadaya6439
    @jivadaya6439 Před rokem

    Brilliant, always puts a smile on my face!

  • @thetechswift5549
    @thetechswift5549 Před rokem

    Just subscribed today and I feel like I'll watch all of these videos😂

  • @newtonnate4261
    @newtonnate4261 Před 3 lety +814

    “Steven, cook minute rice in 58 seconds”
    God: “Wait, that’s illegal”

  • @isabelle870
    @isabelle870 Před 3 lety +469

    "Steven fly!"
    "Timmy transform!"
    I literally died lol 😂

  • @hydroguy6927
    @hydroguy6927 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Timmy! Transform." LOL!!!

  • @a.b.creator
    @a.b.creator Před rokem

    I just love your piano playing Steven 😍

  • @Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer
    @Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer Před 2 lety +5377

    "timmy, go get your math grades"
    "steve, show him our horse riding"
    "timmy, speak french"
    "steven, fly"
    "timmy, transform"
    "steven, use shadow clone"
    "timmy, rewind time"
    "steven, cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
    :O
    just like a minute of pure comedy and laugther XD

    • @haiminh4263
      @haiminh4263 Před 2 lety +141

      This is true. I got straight A's once in high school, and my dad made me go get my report card and show it to my aunt. ugh.

    • @krisreacts9216
      @krisreacts9216 Před 2 lety +59

      Look at the length of the video. Ironic or on purpose?

    • @kypdur4746
      @kypdur4746 Před 2 lety +38

      @@krisreacts9216 it's a minute over.
      Failure

    • @krisreacts9216
      @krisreacts9216 Před 2 lety +18

      Kyp Dur no I mean MINUTE rice in 58 SECONDS.

    • @dreaminate
      @dreaminate Před 2 lety +8

      i laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣it feels like the joke is building up

  • @theguywhoasked7962
    @theguywhoasked7962 Před 2 lety +1359

    "Dad, I can fly!"
    "me too"
    "Dad, I can transform!"
    "me too"
    "Dad, i can cook minute rice in 58 seconds"
    *instant shock*

    • @abiezerEscude
      @abiezerEscude Před 2 lety +20

      Mace Windu: *ignites lightsaber* He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!

    • @blocky9158
      @blocky9158 Před 2 lety +5

      Is it possible to learn this power

    • @abiezerEscude
      @abiezerEscude Před 2 lety +3

      @@blocky9158 not from the Jedi. You need to learn from your Dad! STOOPID!

    • @duck9770
      @duck9770 Před 2 lety +3

      @@abiezerEscude no not just from any dad an asian dad

    • @abiezerEscude
      @abiezerEscude Před 2 lety

      @@duck9770 You not failure. STEVEN! YOUSA FAILURE!

  • @vvwalker7261
    @vvwalker7261 Před rokem

    One of my favourites!

  • @new-ancient
    @new-ancient Před rokem

    This is priceless. He is AMAZING!!!!!

  • @pandack7664
    @pandack7664 Před 3 lety +810

    Guys I think Steven and Timmy are the future Alexa's.

    • @Skywalker8510
      @Skywalker8510 Před 3 lety +3

      Why doesn’t this have any reply’s I’m literally dying laughing right now.

    • @yeS-tc7fk
      @yeS-tc7fk Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr lol

    • @NpookZ
      @NpookZ Před 3 lety

      666 likes

    • @yacuthe1
      @yacuthe1 Před 3 lety

      What da heckkkkkkkkkkk

  • @calebthompson1729
    @calebthompson1729 Před 3 lety +497

    All I'm saying is I would watch the HELL out of a shonen anime where the parents travel along with the main characters just acting like this all the time

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 Před 3 lety +9

      someone please say this exists (i'm sure it does)

    • @ey8648
      @ey8648 Před 3 lety +11

      'Sakura be useless'

    • @chaoticneutral7573
      @chaoticneutral7573 Před 3 lety +34

      Dad: you need to use power of friendship to defeat villain but you dont have any friends. You such a failure

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Před 3 lety +38

      YO THAT WOULD BE LIT

    • @iiilliiill6451
      @iiilliiill6451 Před 3 lety

      lmfao

  • @mattparks623
    @mattparks623 Před rokem

    Hey man I just found this video, what the hail😂😂 you are now our fam fav. Keep it up so you're not a failure 😜

  • @czaribk
    @czaribk Před 8 měsíci

    SO AWESOME!

  • @oliviaking5534
    @oliviaking5534 Před 3 lety +362

    all the dislikes are from the people who were so impressed by the breakdancing they were blinded

  • @sion7651
    @sion7651 Před 2 lety +4796

    this is glorious!!🤣
    "steven....FLY!" "Timi...Transform!" "Stephen...Use kage bunshin no jutsu"
    "Timi... Rewind time!"

    • @scarface_p5739
      @scarface_p5739 Před 2 lety +142

      Pretty sure it’s “shadow clone jutsu” he said …

    • @Swuvi
      @Swuvi Před 2 lety +3

      LOLLLL

    • @user-fb7ln4dw6y
      @user-fb7ln4dw6y Před 2 lety +18

      weeb

    • @sion7651
      @sion7651 Před 2 lety +39

      @@scarface_p5739 yeah i know.... i just can not say that.... i am a weeb! if i had written that on my phone you would have seen the fucking hiragana!
      i rather watch anime never again before i watch it in english!

    • @sion7651
      @sion7651 Před 2 lety +8

      @@user-fb7ln4dw6y damn right i am

  • @mohammadtoubasi7355
    @mohammadtoubasi7355 Před 8 měsíci

    😂😂😂 I love you Steven he ur vids are funny

  • @The_Lone_Ronin7
    @The_Lone_Ronin7 Před 8 měsíci

    Bro should’ve played Rush E😂 love coming back to these

  • @arc8531
    @arc8531 Před 2 lety +1710

    if timmy can cook minute rice in 58 seconds, his potential is limitless.

    • @averageambivert
      @averageambivert Před 2 lety +35

      That's Steven not Timmy

    • @Kitsune_Chara_CG
      @Kitsune_Chara_CG Před 2 lety +11

      What if i cook minute rice in 30 Seconds

    • @arc8531
      @arc8531 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Kitsune_Chara_CG then ur officially a god

    • @Kitsune_Chara_CG
      @Kitsune_Chara_CG Před 2 lety +4

      @@arc8531) thing is i wouldve said the two funny numbers but neither would fit very well oh well now to the meme Response)
      Thats how i win in the final timeline doctor strange said theyd win once i cook minute rice in 30seconds theyll all bow to me to bask in my godly powers of Rice

    • @arc8531
      @arc8531 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kitsune_Chara_CG just think about thanos speedrun cooking rice

  • @pogrx
    @pogrx Před 3 lety +624

    Plot twist: he wasn’t editing the clips of him together, he was using shadow clone jutsu

  • @MrPianoMinion
    @MrPianoMinion Před 10 měsíci

    We learn the piano is to show our friends and family we can play the piano 😂

  • @HammyAndSammy
    @HammyAndSammy Před rokem

    I love this series 😆

  • @WoWhistorian
    @WoWhistorian Před rokem +2715

    I LOVE the callback.
    In part 1, Timmy's dad says "my son is such a failure.. he can't even cook rice."
    In part 2, Steven's dad says "STEVEN. Cook minute rice... in fifty-eight second!"

    • @Kydrou
      @Kydrou Před rokem +131

      The double flex is awesome, and the shock in the face of Timmy's dad sells it perfectly.

    • @dubbyplays
      @dubbyplays Před rokem +57

      That's so much EEMOTIONNAL DAAMAGE Timmy's dad lost his soul and his son must find a way to cross the multiverse and get the help of Doctor Strange

    • @josephinekautuka4051
      @josephinekautuka4051 Před rokem +20

      Oh that's straight up betrayal... They'd bonded over that statement

    • @cherryblossom9031
      @cherryblossom9031 Před rokem +1

      XDDDD

    • @WoWhistorian
      @WoWhistorian Před rokem +11

      @@dubbyplays Your spelling of "EEMOTIONNAL DAAMAGE" is literally perfect. I read it exactly as he says it.
      Well done.

  • @legendmaster5254
    @legendmaster5254 Před 3 lety +479

    "Steven, fly!" I sleep
    "Use shadow clone jutsu!" I sleep
    "Transform!" I sleep
    "Rewind time!" I sleep
    "Cook minute rice in 58 seconds" REAL SHIT

  • @lewisdutra6104
    @lewisdutra6104 Před 9 měsíci

    Timmy and Steve should be bros for life with their shared trauma and successes.

  • @darrenpope755
    @darrenpope755 Před rokem

    I love your work

  • @jonathanngai5956
    @jonathanngai5956 Před 3 lety +791

    I can confirm this is true, my parents just spoke like this today

    • @sinny-v8
      @sinny-v8 Před 3 lety +14

      What da hell do you cook da rice or not if not u falier

    • @kailevart3888
      @kailevart3888 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes, my one regret is learning a portable instrument

    • @sinny-v8
      @sinny-v8 Před 3 lety +5

      @@kailevart3888 u such a failure ( jokes )

    • @Blackspidy619
      @Blackspidy619 Před 3 lety +7

      so you rewind time or you failure?

    • @tombrandobrando3931
      @tombrandobrando3931 Před 3 lety +4

      Me flexing about getting B+

  • @corn0041
    @corn0041 Před 2 lety +687

    "money? we made like 2 cents dad." had me dying 😂

    • @clementwg3477
      @clementwg3477 Před 2 lety +15

      2 cents?! That's a lot!! It's infinitely higher in percentage compared to 99.99% of the CZcams community who made 0 cents! (2/0*100%=undefined)

    • @animatorbluarc
      @animatorbluarc Před 2 lety +19

      @@clementwg3477 Dies to *Emotional Damage* *0$ per Hour* .

    • @samofficial1120
      @samofficial1120 Před 2 lety +3

      Next he says " yea ya money, money is green " had me dead bro 💀

  • @alanwestbrooks3046
    @alanwestbrooks3046 Před rokem

    "Steven, fly"... that one got me! Great stuff, man!

  • @Abbiexx147
    @Abbiexx147 Před rokem +1

    ‘Steven FLYYY’
    ‘Timmy REWIND TIMEEE’
    Timmy TRANSFORMMMMM’
    😂😂😂😂😂