“What position does he play?” - “All of them” - “At the same time” Timmy is the secret protagonist of Everything everywhere all at once in an alternative universe.
I mean you can play all positions at the same time for basketball. Look at Jokic, coach plays him as a center who rebounds (PF) passes (PG) and shoots (SG). Center by height, but plays all positions out of necessity cos the nuggets sucks without him.
Nah, it's B-. Edit: Buddy edited his comment (it originally said O-). Classic. Edit 2: Because there was some confusion, I meant OP originally said O- and then stole my joke.
Its a reference to the fact that supposedly there's a perfect radius from a nuclear explosion to cook chicken perfectly assuming yknoq you're also kept safe
@@eduardomelo151 you are a disgrace to an Asian household. you should just cut off your connections with family. and maybe go to North Korea or so, to repent for sins.
@@Dontgiveoutmyemailyoutrash Well, nuclear bombs do create giant waves of heat among many other things, so it’s theoretically possible to cook a pizza using a nuclear blast, it probably just won’t be very edible. How do you think Italian-Americans cook their pizza.
Americans would be confused saying something like 'it looks like they are soccer with a basketball not football' Most Americans don't know normal football is what they call soccer.
"what position does he play?" "All of them" "At the same time" Bro really is Gullit Edit: HOLY SHET 2.1K LIKES?!?! Goal : 10K I hope we can get that goal :)
I love so much how in the flex competition, it always ends with the guy saying he owns Bejing corn, and somehow it always works. Like that's the most impressive thing that was said, better than curing cancer and everything else.
Love how the kids don't even know that their father's are using them as bragging tools and are actually genuinely happy for eachother.
Jumping around like rabbits on redbull.
Exactly, kids just wanna play. 🥰
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And that, is a happy accident
@@extra_ram_noodlesyou mean rabbits on crystal meth
“Timmy learned to read from the book he wrote.”
Timmy’s Dad IMAO 😂
Should be written in a stone at Beijing
K bro
Ok
Thanks for the recap m d9djt wa5xh the vid
😂😂
“Weakness: Rice”
Are you ok? 💀
Timmy cant cook rice it's the one thing steven can do that he can't
@@Minal_Aurapineexcept being a failure
Ouh
Timmy is the only asin who hate rice
Bro studied for a blood test😂
😂😂😂
“What position does he play?”
- “All of them”
- “At the same time”
Timmy is the secret protagonist of Everything everywhere all at once in an alternative universe.
Into the EEAAO verse
Bro is omnipresent
Bro is thee blue lock 💀💀💀💀
Bro is like Larry from amazing world of gumball
I mean you can play all positions at the same time for basketball. Look at Jokic, coach plays him as a center who rebounds (PF) passes (PG) and shoots (SG). Center by height, but plays all positions out of necessity cos the nuggets sucks without him.
'Steven! Use Failure!'
*It failed*
Comedic genius at its best. 😙👌
HOW DID THAT FAIL THO??? HE USED FAILURE AR 100%!!!
@@user-be4zd7nc7d Ok I wont
same
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Best part 🤣🤣🤣
“Next time you get some give me a call ok? I’ll hook you up” BROOO the way he was so chill 😂😂
And the conversation goes on...
And IQ over 9000!
Iq is actually -100 if you paid attention
@@AndersEmerson-ps7mcIQ is 9000+ if you paid attention
@@AndersEmerson-ps7mc that was Steven's iq if you had paid attention 😅
Steven's blood: B-
Steven's dad: "Makes sense."
Blood can't be F-, it can be 0-
@@RyzhaZhaba It was a joke.
Nah, it's B-.
Edit: Buddy edited his comment (it originally said O-). Classic. Edit 2: Because there was some confusion, I meant OP originally said O- and then stole my joke.
O negative?! You can get lower than F on grades?! Aiyah!
Stoopid
As an Asian dad, I can confirm that we use our children like Pokémon.
Yes
Me who was in southeast asia : "do i count as an asian?"
@@icy0494 yes as long as your of Asian decendence
@@icy0494 as long your born in Asia your Asian
LOL
“Steven, USE FAILURE!” Got me dead 💀
STEVEN USE FAILURE
*it failed*
got me on the floor fr😂😂😂
As an Asian father, I can confirm that I do this with my son around other Asian parents
Who wins tho
as an asian son i get compared to my older cousin in cambridge
@@mohammadsafian9824 same but to many other ppl like the students in my school and family members and even fking ppl on internet
Eh?
Timmy's weakness: rice 💀
That final sentence just made Steven’s dad win with no damage taken.
1.3k like no comments let me change that
@@Rhbplayzbird 🤓🤓🤓
Emotional damage actually
“Steven use failure” it failed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"All of them"
"AT THE SAME TIME"
Ivan Perisic : Finally. A worthy opponent.
Nah bro is Camavinga or Bechenbauer
Sonic: finally a worthy opponent 😮
That pizza one was genius.. 😅 also the person waiting for the pizza would be cooked perfectly too..
unless they knew the nuke was coming and wanted cooked pizza xD
Ah, yes a perfectly irradiated pizza
Its a reference to the fact that supposedly there's a perfect radius from a nuclear explosion to cook chicken perfectly assuming yknoq you're also kept safe
He wouldnt as people take more heat to cook then a pizza.
Never thought I'd write that one day but hey here it is 😅😂
That escalated quickly 😂
I wasn’t expecting Stevens dad trying to flirt with the mom
That plot twist
Timmy's mom do the Instagram Model
@@Slothptimal you beat me too it
@@Slothptimal how you know Timmy’s mom do the instagram model? 😡😡😡
@@Slothptimal lol
best rainbow flick ive ever seen💀
I think we can all agree. Getting your face on the Beijing Corn can is the highest honour on this planet.
"You can get better than 'A'" is just genius ^^
@@owo2561i wont
O-
@@Prexry I got O-. I can also only receive O- blood. Having AB+ means you can take any type of blood, and nobody can take yours other than another AB+
@@jonassturgeon5870 Yes, but you can give it to anyone.
"You can get better then A"💀💀
I'm A-, but I'm not Asian so it's ok
Than*
@@sehabel I'm O - I don't even know how bad i scored
@@sehabel im B-
@@eduardomelo151 you are a disgrace to an Asian household. you should just cut off your connections with family. and maybe go to North Korea or so, to repent for sins.
timmy's weakness is *rice* 💀💀
Timmy's mother is InStAgrAm mOdEL lAh. 😂
“What position does he play?”
“All of them “
“At the same time”
Timmy got the Naruto cloning 😂
No he just run to some place where it needs ppl
eg when there are someone approaching Timmy’s goal Timmy just run there and get the ball
You could also see his bugs bunny in that one cartoon
Fr
@@lenoobxd Nah I think he's just Gulit but all stats are 99
i can play like this, but without goalkeeper
MY DUDE WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE WIFE 💀💀💀
bro got the upper hand💀
It was extremely effective!
@@Juustoboi3a critical hit
Uncle Steven has Beijing Corn rizz
💀
Blud has -100 IQ and still gets B's skull 💀
“All of them at the same time” me over here
CAMAVINGA????
"Next time you get some, give me a call, I'll hook you up."
That was the biggest flex of Steven's dad
Which is why Timmy suddenly co-founded Shanghai Corn 😂😂
Nothing is better than discounts
Timmy is Steven Dad son and Steven is Timmy Dad Son
Was not expecting frozen pizzas.
Frozen pizza will be cooked i got that perfectly as an American ask Japan about the pizza bombs. Cooked them good
I'm sure a couple pizzas were perfectly cooked on 9/11
@@jaisummons2304 💀💀
@@YRO. 💀
Pizza made in Apocalypse©
their kids are like Pokemon!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
the kids: 😀 woah that’s so cool that you did that!
the dads: MAKE HIM FEEL PAIN
That wasn’t confusion, that was enlightenment
Just like everything in sight of the nuclear explosion 😂
@@ewaldlatreider5127 enlightenment in its literal definition
At this point I want beijing corn
Nah convincing him to believe something false should count as confusion.
@@Dontgiveoutmyemailyoutrash Well, nuclear bombs do create giant waves of heat among many other things, so it’s theoretically possible to cook a pizza using a nuclear blast, it probably just won’t be very edible. How do you think Italian-Americans cook their pizza.
The kids are so innocently happy that they are together
When the passive attack is stronger than the active one---
This was a good one! Dad said “what da hail” internally multiple times 😂
Timmy's so good at football, that he plays it with a basketball 😂
timmy can also play golf with a BOWLING BALL
@@airtiger4577 lol but i could only imagine that would be the most pain ever
@@lukaaugustinovic5632 yes lol
@@airtiger4577 I read this in Stevens voice lmfao
Since when does anyone other than the kicker kick the football
So are we just gonna ignore how Timmy was playing football with a basketball 😭💀
yeah-😭
9000 iq right there
Every PE teacher see it as illegal
At least it wasn't with a rugby ball
Americans would be confused saying something like 'it looks like they are soccer with a basketball not football'
Most Americans don't know normal football is what they call soccer.
"Weakness : peanuts " 💀
Steven's dad always falls back on tjat bejing corn thing
The fact that they conduct blood test every year so that they can confirm that the blood group remains the same😂
Maybe they know something we don't.😂 Like maybe they are looking for some sort of body snatcher, pretending to be a student.
What if they not though😂
@@maxpowers9129 😂
Ok but stevens stats tho 💀💀
“Runs a CZcams channel that’s 99% his dad”
“At least he can cook rice” 😭😭✋
Class : FAILURE
He can cook 1 minute rice in 58 SECONDS BRI THAT CANNOT BE TOPPED
@@Monke_Solidier fr that be a double s ranked skill
@@Monke_Solidieri can cook it in 52 seconds
@@Someone23678WHAT KIND OF GOD ARE YOU, THAT'S A "SSS+" SKILL
Blud is playing football with a basketball 💀💀
bro doing the worst at football then his dad saying he was the best got me rolling
So kids, today we learned that Asian type is super effective against Asian type!
Asian type is evective against everthing Else but its weak against self confidence
Like dragon type to other dragon type 😂
Dragon type confirmed.
I always knew they were dragons!
Or maybe Ghost types??
"All of them.. At the same time"
Damn, that's awesome.
Looks like he has no friends so he plays alone...
Describes my School Football team during practice.
bro why is your name Sarah's corpse
@@karthikeyan3d319 what?
@@owleyed5038 sorry that was ment for the original comment guy @sasha'scorpse
Timmy is the real life camavinga😂😂
so, timmy just played football alone
relatable
Timmy being described as the best player on his team despite clearly being the only player on his team is so true
“What da hail” gets me every time 😂
Steven dad is sounds like the emotional damage man
Nah bro’s onto something with that pizza
Their sons are their pokemons 😂😂
Yeah
Plot Twist, Timmy was the only person on his team, making everything his dad said technically true
I think thats implied lol. He also never said how good the team was
Second twist, there was never an opposite team.
Easier to say he paid the judges with pizza. The fútbol game can't start unless it's pick up unlike dance competition.
This video is like a roller coaster that keeps going up
Timmy so talented he uses a basketball instead of a football
"Wat da hail" "u can get better than A?" Got my ass brooo😂😂
It’s true, I actually have A+ blood type is called A positive.
But there's more than A or B, you have to know if it's positive or negative too.
As an African, i can confirm that this is how we compete with Asians
It's all over when the Nigerians and Chinese local children compete
Oh god… 😨
Timmy might be the real Camavinga lol
BAHAHAHAHA “all of them
“at the same time”
The Beijing Corn tho😂😂
Timmy was the whole damn team 💀
Like bruh how is that even possible
That's how he was the best player on the team
You can no longer say that there is no I in team
@@Changingfatemusicof course I know there is this friend of mine who does that
I gotta find that exact radius of a nuclear blast to cook my pizza
"Jimmy use confusion"!
Man, I'm already confused.😂
C'mon he really is the brand ambassador of Beijing corn at this point
But timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai corn so they are rivals!
yeah... it's time to establish that company at last...
@@peteroz7332 hongkong corn 🌽😊😊
Taiwan Corn has entered the chat...
Shenzhen corn is better 🌽🌽🌽
Asian Dads having Pokemon Battle
all it's missing is the gen 1 Pokemon game battle theme =P
“TIMMY USE FALIURE”
“Move failed” 😂
"You can get better than A?" had me dead bro
"Timmy was the top player on hiss team for 3 years"
"What position?"
"All of them"
*pure silence*
"At the same time"
.......😂
It should of been " what position he
Play" other guy " He is the team, won all the games"
"Next time you get some give me a call.I'll HOOK you up "💀💀
Honestly, it's crazy how glasses and a different hairstyle can make you look like 4 different people LOL
Wait until you watch the Huddy Bistro guy
wdym?? they are completely different person. they just a regular Asian.
It’s honestly kind of creepy when you think about it too much.
@@cactusking4045 Using basic perception is creepy? Damn. Anyone can make anything sound 'creepy'.
Wait you mean Clark Kent is Superman
was expecting steven to cook rice since timmy's weakness is rice and steven can "at least" cook rice
I'm surprised Steven's weaknesses didn't include leaves blowing in the wind, stepping off a curb the wrong way, and emotional damage.
They took Pokemon to a whole new level😂😂
He used the steal yo girl move
VERY effective
No, it’s infinitely effective
Timmy is a co-founder of Beijing Corn, yet Steven's dad is the face of it
No, Timmy is the co-founder of SHANGHAI corn
It’s Shanghai
What Position he play?
-All of them
¡Camavinga!
literally nobody: playing football with basketball
Steven and Timmy just wanted to be friends, yet their parents made their life a competition
the “face of Beijing corn” is the real joker of his dad
BRO IS A WHOLE TEAM OF FOOTBAL.
Stevans Dad.
*Uses rizz*
Very Effective
My man using their kids as pokemons
"what position does he play?"
"All of them"
"At the same time"
Bro really is Gullit
Edit: HOLY SHET 2.1K LIKES?!?!
Goal : 10K I hope we can get that goal :)
As a football fan I understood the joke, Gullit is really the GOAT of Versatility 😅
No
Camavinga
Aka he was the only one on the team for 3 years. Meaning he was by default both the best and the worst on the team.
Gullit+camavinga=timmy
Camavinga 💔
Timmy ❤️🩹
Being the face of being corn always comes in clutch
So can timmy move at the speed of light
I love so much how in the flex competition, it always ends with the guy saying he owns Bejing corn, and somehow it always works. Like that's the most impressive thing that was said, better than curing cancer and everything else.
Doesn’t just own it he’s the FACE OF BEIJING CORN LAH
@@Stormscape32 TRUE
because for a chinese person, eating real not plastic food is a super flex. And owning it is better.
@@Ndasuunye Lmao
As an asian I can confirm that our parents use us like pokemons to showoff 😑
During a nuclear explosion, there's like a certain radius where all frozen pizzas will be cooked PERFECTLY!
- Timmy
Can’t win against the face of Beijing corn 😂
Crazier Asian parents be like: getting A+ marks aren't enough, you must get S tier marks!!!
haiyaa why s, s is for stoobid lah
Sorry, I thought it was SSR tier. Lol. S Tier is failure.
In Canada, S tier marks means Satisfactory in learning skills. That's the equivallent to a C
OPM reference 😗
@@moonprincess6237 Nahh you must be failure if you dont get UR Tier
They be using their sons like a pokemon
"All of them. At the same time". 🤣️🤣️🤣️
The flick💀
My asian parents is just showing off what i cant do bro 💀
Timmy the co - founder of shanghai corn 💀💀
and they still buy beijing corn so i’m guessing beijing corn acquired shanghai corn
Yup that A+ blood type is a PERFECT flex
When failure failed and confusion hit I fckn lost it😂
The pizza thing was so effective, it got me confused 😂