How Asian Parents Flex 4
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When the world needed him the most, he returned.
You’re the real legend in this thread
@@StevenHe steven he more like jackie chan with his mooves
Aye steven
@@StevenHe yes
*Kazoo plays Despacito
“Beijing Corn shelf life longer than a Naruto flashback”😂
I felt that one 😂🤣
I am so glad you caught that reference. Lol
STOP THE BOTS MANS
Omg that reference is wayyy to accurate
Kakashi's flashback bro. 3 episodes long. I hour long.
Edit: Beijing corn has shelf life of the universe. Common sense hasn't been invented yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Beijing corn have teleportation power. Once I eat, I wake up in the h o s p i t a l."
Had me dying bro.
Oh, I get it now
"Had me dying"
You ate the beijing corn too?
@@mendheimer3046 I’m still in hospital from eating it…
i keep waking up in a wooden box under some dirt
@@ashleybroening6933 it’s poisoned that’s the joke
"CArdi B?! We got CArdi A+!"
DAAAMN BOI! 🤣 🤣
This was my favorite
hahahahaha IM DYING hahaha
"Sitting wasn't invented yet", all time favourite 😂😂😂 you are very funny man!
After that I knew my soul was gonna leave earth
“I created the Beijing Corn when corn was not even invented yet.”
-Steven’s dad one day.
Even better: when I created Beijing Corn, creations weren't invented yet
xD
When I created the Beijing Corn, Beijing only had 1 million population
@@hanchisun6164 when I created Beijing corn, china wasn't invented yet
@@amitamo7936 when I created Beijing corn I wasn't invented yet
"all users have Cardi B on speed dial"
"Carry B we have Cardy A+"
*surprised pikachu*
how did you spell "Cardi" three ways in one comment
This was my favourite one
My 2nd fave too lol
@@Scyonixx XD
Loved that one XD
"So fast, your family will receive your text before you text them"
*Didn't laugh this much in a long time🤣*
"If you don't feel like going to work, we will literally kidnap your boss."
Damn, that got me off guard ngl.
"If you could sell failure, my son would be jeff bezos" OMG IM DYING
Lol
Jeffery Bezos *CLAP CLAP* (sorry not sorry)
@@sleepynyxyt born in 1964
Jeffery, Jeffery Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffery, Jeffery bezos
Come on Jeffery
You can do it
Pave the way,
Put your back into it
Tell us why
Show us how
Look where you came from
Look at you now
**BAEZOS*
Buetifully said
"Cardi b, we have cardi a plus."
This guy is the Einstein of comedy
You’re a legend crimson 👑
I almost died on that joke ngl
Best joke of the video.
Same😂😂😂
@@StevenHe Make a vid with ur actual dad meeting stevens dad aka owner of Beijing corn spam this copy it
I busted down laughing when he just straight up went “ I WILL PAY YOU TO TAKE THE CORN”
"Your young,when I started Beijing corn sitting wasn't even invented" I LAUGHED SO HARD 🤣 😂
"If you could sell failure, my son would be Jeff Bazos."
Grade A 100% Gold
I eat failure sleep failure and die with failure
Grade A. Something that his son could never get.
Grade A? So not Grade A+? such a failure
@@callnight1441 failure till A++
@@Friendlyneighborhoodgarbagebin No S rank, or SSS rank? Shame
The amount of "this is a jokes"... Steven really wanted that sponsorship
I mean… Beijing Corn
1 k like
This is a joke
But when a joke is a joke, it is a funny joke
Except 1:11
"We will literally kidnap your boss" 😂😂😂😂 that got me good
Rewatching these for like the eighth time. My favorite part is how they don't even question the ridiculous things they say, they just get more extreme.
IKR LMAOO😂😭💀
".... *Gives you teleportation power*
Once I eat, wake up in the hospital"
Always gets me cracked up xD
lol and the “this part is true*” made it 10x funnier 😂
Idk maybe it’s crack x drug infused ngl
Make a vid with ur actual dad meeting stevens dad aka owner of Beijing corn spam this copy it
I have the power to change your comment to 1k
LLL
"We have Cardi A+"
Damn Steven, made me spit out my water
HAHAHAH
@@StevenHe Also, I just wanted to thank you for being a youtuber that reads comments, and talks to us, You dont know how much it means to your fans, how much it can help them with what they are going through, thank you for making my day better
Damnit he got me too!
@@X24Paradox I just wanna add, that that is very very very true. Thanks for pointing it out! :)
I feel so ashamed to have not see this coming in another video: Taking a blood test and getting back a result of A+.
"Beijing corn give you teleportation power, once i ate some, woke up in the hospital"
OMG LMAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s my favorite one 😂
The desperation is spot on. The chinese accent is sooo cheesy but also spot on !!! Embarrassingly 😆😆😆😆
"Beijing Corn gives you teleportation. I ate it, woke up in the hospital..." I'm freaking dying. 🤣🤣
So was Steven
@@blender3935 ... Touche. 😁
"Beijing corn gives you teleportation. Once I eat, straight to the hospital." That had me right away
I just sat there laughing to myself, by myself, at 2am. XD
If he was truly concerned about the future of the Free World, he wouldn't be making such inflammatory remarks.
Beijing corn. Disclaimer: don't eat it. Lol.
The *this part is real* "disclaimer" text flash there really got me
Literally I had to rewind it like 50 times and I’m still laughing
Has red pocket mobile actually watched this, this is so good I'd use this as an advertisement
You know he's an amazing creator when he makes an entertaining video that's actually just a sponsor. 😂
"Beijing corn gives you teleportation powers, when I eat, wake up in the hospital"
really got me
Big facts. 12 out of 10 dentists recommend
I brusted in laughter in that one lmao
@@StevenHe hey stevens dad
@@momtazbegum5039 same
@@StevenHe yes 2 extra doctors rushed Into the interview room to say they too recommend it XD
"Your son gets a B in math we will literally report him to failure managment."
Steven's Dad: "Could he be one of my people?"
At first i heard it as "we won't report him to failure management" and I thought Steven's dad would REEE lol
666 likes
I LIVE FOR THE EXPRESSIONS WHEN HE DROP THE FLEX 😂😂😂😂
💀 I’M SO WEAK IT’S LIKE the perfect lingering stare 😂😂😂😂
I laughed out loud when he would slap the phone and then get slapped through the phone, BRILLIANT😭😂🤣
"sitting wasn't invented yet, we had so little money my first employee was a plant"
**HOOTING** **HOLLERING** 😭
@TommyInnit 🅥 stfu
😂I paid it 15oz of water a day
@@StevenHe why did imagine and read this in your asian father voice wtf?
@@StevenHe why did imagine and read this in your asian father voice wtf?
"Longer than a Naruto flashback"
Damn that's really frigging long.
I lost it there.
NOT YOU AGAIN…
Damn
Why do I keep seeing you
Everywhere I go I see him
These videos never get old. One week goes by and they make me laugh again.
I love it when they bond over their sons’ failures.
The constant "this is a joke" tips it all off XD
2 bots wow
Literally everything else: *This is a joke
Once I eat, I wake up in hospital: *That's actually true
Lmao I didn’t noice that.
that's gold lol
For people who are too butthurt all the time
I had to rewind and I couldn't stop laughing xD
I like the kidnap your boss that was like fire
They say that Beijing corn makes sure you never let anything slide. I’m definitely getting it
My favorite part of this whole thing is the joke slap to the other end of the call
"beijin corn has teleport powers once i eat i wake up in hostpital"
By far my fav
That was so good
I died..;
I laughed so hard I went to bed and teleported into a hospital
The funny part is that is true about eating and waking up in a hospital
We can all have superpowers now
"If you could sell failure, my son would be Jeff Bezos"
Steven's dad: "beautifully said, I know that feeling too said."
LMFAO I laughed way more than I should have
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@@dontwork4663 how do I delete someone else's comment?
This line makes me wish one of my kids was a failure so I could use it at family gatherings. It’s hours after my first viewing and I’m still giggling.
@@lauren9667 It doesn't make me want to have kids of my own, but it does make me wish for nieces & nephews I can call failures & say that I'll report them to "failure management" when they screw up.
"Beijing corn give you teleportation powers, once I eat I wake up in the hospital." it got me so hard
The backside of Beijing Corn has the greatest label in the history of labels. 15g of Disappointment and 100g of failure in every bite. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
omfg i didnt realize Red Pocket is an actual company that explains all the "*joke" flashing on the screen lmao
Yuuuuuuup trying not to get sued
damn steven commented on your comment, lucky
@@xnokizzyx3837 no
@@xnokizzyx3837 LOL
@@StevenHe that would have been bad
"We had so little money, my first employee was a plant"
Comedy Gold right there. I wheezed LMAO
I LOVED That joke!!!!
thought you said you w e e d right there.
hey have the money to hire a plant?!
Now that plant is a department manager.
I felt this one in my bones :D
"Beijing Corn tastes like despacito sounds" will always get me, no matter how many times i watch. That just hilarious 😂
I was looking for this comment Hahah funny thing is he never said *This is a Joke* for that one xD
“Beijing corn tastes like Despacito sounds!” My favorite line ever!! ❤😂
I'm waiting for the day when Steven says: "I was so young when I started beijing corn, that corn wasn't invented yet"
why did i read that in his voice lol
beijing want invented yet
“I invented dirt”
@@StevenHe and earth too im guessing
“Who’s Cardi B, we’ve got Cardi A+” that was some of the best shit I’ve heard in awhile lol and this video might be one of the most hilarious videos I’ve seen
Edit: damn I didn’t expect 6.6k likes
Still feeling cramps in my ribs 😂
You got the same pfp I chose for when my dad calls.
Great minds think alike i agree 😂😂😂😂😂 ALPHA
same #relatable
I wonder what she'll think when she hears this.
The redpocket actually has Beijing corn
"If you could sale failure my son would be Jeff bezos" that just got me 😂
Steven’s Dad flexing to his wife:
“My chopstick is longer than a 5-minute Dragon Ball fight!”
oooooof
My chopsticks are longer than one minute in the mcirowave
@Electroboss have you tried watching a Dragon Ball series fight scene?
The one minute pre-action trash talk is at least ten episodes. Now extrapolate on a log10 curve for a five minute fight scene.
So, yeah, there's at least five minutes in DB time, and over a month of 30min/day daily viewing. This is during the pre-streaming days of Free-to-air
@@KristiContemplates waiting for the microwave to heat your food feels way longer tho 💀
@Electroboss Let's just say that this, along with all the other filler in Dragon Ball Z in particular, led to Funimation and company making their own abridged series: Dragon Ball Z Kai
"Shelf life longer than a Naruto flashback" really felt that one
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Yeah ikr
*"This is a joke"* the every 2 seconds...
Amazing. That's true comedy.
"Once I eat wake up in the hospital" (this part is true)
I can't-
"We are more reliable than Hulk's pants."
I gotta say, it takes a lot for me to genuinely laugh, and I was hunched up in my seat giggling for 2 minutes straight.
"Beijing corn give you teleportation power, once I eat, wake up in the hospital."
*on the floor crying of laughter*
Poggers indeed
These both got me too.
Lol
Im still laughing at those
and on the side it said "this ones true" LMAOOOO
"We had so little money, my first employee was a plant" i'm dying
His first employee was corn
@@Flowful99 no it was his right leg
@@DingleberryGaming56 uhm it was a chair I’m pretty sure
@@Montilyet in his other videos he says his right leg was starting business
@@DingleberryGaming56 Ik I was just making a unfunny joke.
The teleportation line was straight gold 😂
His first employee was a plant 😂😂😂😂
_"Beijing Corn tastes like how Despacito sounds"_
So, catchy, stereotypical, and dank as hecc?
You dont know what it means (even though it's bad) but it sounds kinda catchy
No It’s just disappointing
@@StevenHe
Just like your son.
And me..
i loved this line
@@StevenHe oof
This was just an excuse to show off Steve’s new gaming setup. A far cry from re-using ice-cream or yogurt tubs to store food instead of buying containers
Lol Hai again
The people above me are awesome
this made this video better. Plus i wanna see how many subs i get from this
@Rick Astley Roll 🅥 ik he is a bot but why fucking roll i know the meme but im pretty sure his name dowsnt contajn roll
Hater.
This is the best sponsor placement I have ever seen. I ain’t even mad you duped me into a 3 1/2 minute commercial. LoL, companies should take notes. 😂❤
"beijing corn give you teleportation power once I eat wake up in the hospital"😂😂
"tired of going to work? We will literally kidnap your boss!"
Does it work with students?
i think so
Where can I apply for him to kidnap the education system?
Where was this when I needed to skip work on fridays.
Underage students do not apply, maybe for some of the college kids
I smell FAILURE
Did anyone notice there isn't a single "What the hail!?" or "FAILYAH!" in this vid and yet its still good? Steven is evolving. What have we created?
👑 all i see are king and queens in this comment section
@@StevenHe bro, its because everyone appreciates the fact that you waste your time and effort for us! We love you!
He did say failure
@@user-pt2lf2lq5o when can you put a time stamp
He said FAILYAH
this guy is one of the most creative and funniest youtubers ive ever seen
I was laughing so hard during this video that if you just saw me without hearing me, it would literally look like I was screaming in pain
Best ones:
"WE INVENTED PIGEONS."
"Cardi B?? We have Cardi A+!"(Asians NEVER accept Bs)
"You're yooouuung. When I created Beijing Corn, sitting wasn't invented yet."
"Beijiing Corn tastes like Despacito sounds."
"If you could sell failure, my son would be jeff bezos."
.......is Steven the first Asian to cry?? I don't think that's ever happened before, guys....
Best on is the coverage is longer than a Naruto flashback.
The way they kept bragging was so realistic that he had to constantly put a "This is a joke" disclaimer
Imagine if it was sarcasm😂😂😂
I had to make sure not to be taking a drink of my soda at any time when I watched this video! Ever had soda spray out of your nose before? It hurts! XD Love your videos!
A year ago and your still crushing it, you are my favorite comedian.
How the hell did Steven get someone to give him money, I thought it was a joke until the very end. Great video keep up the good work.
HAHAHAHAHA
Failur-oh wait, they give you money? Back in my day, they give you whole company, failure!
@@ruki1109 Whole Country? Failure! Back In my day they give you Whole Planet.
@@Fjrihrjr Whole Planet? Failure! Back In my day, they gave you the Sun... And a Paperclip!
Plus NASA!
1:09
"We invented pigeons."
I will never understand how he keeps a straight face.
Apparently, lots of retakes
That’s why there’s bloopers.
He doesn’t
You got pigeons, we got Cardi SSS+
We had so little money my first employee was a plant
Got me laughing to death 😂
"I started Beijing Corn when sitting wasn't invented"
~Steven He
"My first employe was a plant"
Ya got a point there
why’d you get a heart kekw
*doesn't
😂😂😂😂😂🙈
@@dannyguz1258 ya doesn’t got a point there?
My first employe was doesn't a plant
Bro is a genius, this entire video was literally a sponsor
AND WE WATCHED IT ALL AND LOVED IT
and it was the best one we have seen
𝗕𝗲𝗶𝗷𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻
Internet Historian: Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
I love how the boom sounds when the other has made a point too good to challenge.
I love these. Thank you.
I love how every time they talk the editor puts “ this is a joke”
"Tired of customer service putting you on hold? Now you can put THEM on hold!"
Lmfaooo
I'm just binge watching Steven's channel right now😂😂😂😂😂
I know right. Had me in stitches. 😂😂😂
same
Same
Me tooo
i love how he made a whole video based off of a sponsor and made it just as good as his other videos.
Right
So, all I need to do is activate a phone and I get FREE Beijing Corn? I'll take 5.
Beautifully said.
Stunning.
"Beijing corn gives you teleportation. Once I eat, straight to the hospital." Gotta get one rn. Sounds delicious
"Your son gets a B in math we will report him to failure management"
*already best friends*
Lmao “Beijing corn shelf life is longer than a naruto flashback” that had me dying
Bruhhh 😂⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
I barely show emotion
The pokerface!!! Insane ❤️❤️❤️
Very celver way to plug, funny and natural. Good job
The last 3 had me dying
I expect nothing less from this one
@TommyInnit 🅥 can you stop
Yep this one had me dying to
@TommyInnit 🅥 FAKE TOMMYINNIT! GO AWAY FAKE TOMMY! GO BACK TO FAKE TUBBO
👑 thank you
"Beijing corn will fix your hairline"
That killed me 🤣
Agree
That one almost slid under the radar, there were so many gems. 😂 but I caught it. 🤣
I need both of these
was having a tough day, you helped a lot xD Usually nothing can make me feel better when i'm in a mood, i sleep it off. But you helped lift me up. thank you, keep going
Love how Steven continued bringing the great content although he’s busy.
👑❤️I love you. Thank you for genuenly caring about what I do, I will keep working hard to bring the best for you
Stevens just amazing
@@StevenHe how long did it take to edit all the *jokes in?
Steven is awesome
@@StevenHe Can't even write genuinely properly... such a failure!! ;P
Anyone with a good work ethic has to love this kid, so many good lines about laziness and outrageously insane claims of working
The way he said, if you can say failure. My son is going to be Jeff Beijing. Oh, my God, I died. Laughing from that😂😂😂
2:22 "if you can sell failure, my son would be jeff besos" best sentence from him
Asian father : "flex"
Steven's father: my son turned a joke IN TO a product (flexes harder)
for real
“our new limited edition, Beijing popcorn, it comes in red, white and blue, and our limited edition failure flavor” -Steven’s dad, one day
The "*this is a joke" is poofing everywhere HWAHSHAHAHAHA
Beijing corn won the moment they mentioned 12/10 dentists recommended beijing corn
12/10
12/10 dentists recommend 😂
I feel like I’ve actually seen that line in a Chinese product before
"Longer then a Naruto flashback."
So, what you're saying is...life is temporary. Beijing Corn is forever.
I some how read that in a Steven's accent lol🤣🤣🤣
@@gabrielaizquierdo5174 Noice lo
"don;t feel like going to work we will literally kidnap your boss"
steven: im the boss
The amount of jokes flying across the screen is amazing