How Asian Parents Flex 5
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“I sold dental to British people”
As a British person, I find that joke hilarious
Free healthcare by the way Americans
OOOOHHHH that’s a burn.
That’s…
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Free healthcare and still bad teeth haiya smh
@@OneWhoDreamsAwake dental aint free in uk, only healthcare 😎
@@OneWhoDreamsAwake oooooooooo😬
@@StevenHe*”what the hail!?”*
“For Christmas, Santa gave me a calculator”
That calculator is unnecessary, as an Asian, you must become the calculator.
Your brain must work faster than the calculator lah, if you solve slower than typing on the calclator you failure
why tf are you here
(out of what is probably stereotype fueled curiosity) abacus thug life?
Fact what a disappointment using a calculator FAILURE
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Well he did in the end, he immediately knew that Stevens dad sold two gym memberships per minute 👍
"For Christmas, Santa gave me a calculator."
"I know, I made it."
This one felt like a burn and a flex.
Indeed
That was so savage, I might have to subscribe. 🤣🤣
I was drinking juice on that part. Almost spited it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
then he hits him back with "I sell calculators to Chinese people"
Because it was
"How do you benchpress wifi?" This one got me 😂🤣
What is bench press?
I died on that one
@@Zalk00000 you lie on a bench and push something up
mee to
Me too
"I sold calculators to Chinese people"
- New achievement unlocked.
"How do you bench press wifi?"
The ingeneiousness that Steven possesses is brilliant and hilarious
This just might be.. the line of the fucking year...
This had me😂😂
I'm going to be up all night pondering that one.
that shit killed me
Gotta raise those bars!
If you dont feel the pain, there will be no gain!
"No la,"
"He is the assistant to my assistant"
why did this make me laugh so hard though
@Simple 🅥 I must say, he almost got me that damn robot
the joke itself is never the important part, its the delivery. and this guy nails it every single time.
How da heeeell do you have a comment 1 day old already?
Because you know that’s a flex
@@StevenHe Indeed it is
"I was 8 when I visited mars,
now I'm 7 "
“my credit so good the bank owes me money”
made me bust out laughing
"Graduated top of class, _Valedictorian."_
"Good. My neighbor _Vegetarian_ too."
I had to pause to stop coughing, that got me good XD
So clever 🤣🤣🤣
@im back Omg it's finally here, now go get a life at Dollarama and reflect on your life decisions :D
Uncle Roger doesn't like vegetarians, though.
@Steven He 🅥 not real Steven he
I don't get it.
"I sell dental to British people"
As a Brit I've never felt so attacked over something that is 100% true
Lmfaoo this line cracked me up
You've been chugging along too much tea my ol chum. Dang i nailed that shit
HAHA
As an Asian American who suffered through braces all adolescence, even I felt that. My Taiwanese aunts would not shut up about how much better my smile looks after it, but at least it spared me from being roasted every time I went back.
@@securetheting6609 The British have a reputation for bad teeth.
Which puzzles me. They're a wealthy country so dental care shouldn't be a problem... but for some reason it is.
"Santa gave me a calculator for Christmas" "I know, I made it"
Love that line😂
"good my neighbor vegetarian too"
😂🤣
I’m sorry. “I can sell shoes to fish.” has me laughing for so long. I think there’s a problem.
"I sell raincoats in the desert"
It’s finally there guys 😱😱😱 😂
Emotional damage
Ever heard of Asian carp? THEYRE FUCKIN SCARY
My daughter is doctor and treat that.
After her nap.
She takes naps so the other children can catch up.
"I'm so good at managing. I hired my parents to raise me" 😂
Steven mate, how do you come up with this stuff?! 😂 also, delivery + editing. On point.
Thank you EC 👑🙌🏻 will keep trying
@@StevenHe So humble, too!
@@StevenHe He 'will keep trying', cause that's what He do. 🤫
@@jinkenz6459 i dunno how He does it
Yeah I didn't get this one. So... you're paying your parents... who would work for free(even at great expense)... for the sole purpose of your long term success and happiness... but... you're hiring them...
Jeff: "I hired my parents to raise me."
Steven's dad thinking to himself: "I should charge Steven for raising him."
I wish that there was this one line being “I iNveNteD AlBerT EInSteiN wHen I wAs onE moNtH oLd ”✨
Love you’re vids btw❤️
"My credit is so good that the bank owes me money"
"I carried water up the mountain, in a siff"
Damn these are good flexs
The bank owes me money. My new motto! ;)
What is a siff, i can't find the answer anywhere
Steven actually said sieve, not siff.
@@WhoTheFuckTookIkneumonAlready bowl with holes in it (i can't spell)
@@kathyglass2922 Well its technically correct if you have a bank account, they "owe" you the money you put in,
“Playing the piano has more purpose than showing off” had me rolling
You know that’s pure facts
@@StevenHe Steven, more than 70% of the comments on this video are Scammers links ☹️ You need to talk to your CZcams representative mate ..
Playing the piano with no hands or fingers is cooler than the existence itself
@@edwardfletcher7790 not much he can do
@@vincentcarl9907 He can do far more than us. Luckily he's got a CZcams contact person because he's got over 5mil subs.
These scammers are ruining the comments section of every video he uploads and many many others.
CZcams is doing NOTHING to remedy this problem, just running more ads and laughing at the bank....
"I hired my parents to raise me"
I laughed so hard on that one.😂
"I so good at managing, I hired my parents to raise me""
That made my day! 😂
"I'm so good at managing I hired my parents to raise me" is the greatest quote Steven has ever made, and that's saying a lot.
Thank you evoids
Gonna use this for my future job interviews... hahaha
It's a bit Chuck Norris vibe on that ...
CZcams please stop the bots
@@StevenHe YOUR SON FAILURE
How asian parents flex:
"My son doctor"
"I have no dishwasher"
"My son play the piano"
"My son get A+"
its not A+
its *A++*
Best flex there is 😂
his joke but worse
@@khalilahd. y e s
Ikr lol but the flexs he comes up with are smart tho
The thing is, he doesn’t ask you to subscribe and that’s the greatest thing about him man!
Haha because I believe the only reason anyone should subscribe is if they want to see more.
Sold Raincoats in the desert LMAO!!
"I'm so good at managing i hired my parents to raise me." I couldn't breathe...😂😂😂😂😂
Epic quote i found today 🤣🤣🤣
All of these are T-Shirt worthy. This one goes to my 13 year old
"In Christmas santa gave me a calculator"
"I know, i made that" 💀
@Simple 🅥 I almost clicked on that
4 days ago wtf this came out 30 mins ago
@@asajjbenchpress I think CZcams is broken and or high
@@littlelilac3827 Yeah, they let any old bot on the site.
What a comeback!
“we’ve been business partners this whole time?”
*and this was the moment he realized…*
“How do you benchpress Wi-Fi??”
That had me rollin 🤣🤣
"i sold 800 flyers to 80 people"
"for christmas santa gave me a calculator"
"i carried water up a mountain using a sieve"
"i hired my parents to raise me"
"i can sell shoes to fish"
"i sold raincoats in the desert"
wise words by a wise man
Lol
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Forgot "I carried a family of four. On a moped."
I sold calculators to chinese people
they do flex when we met some random ethnical chinese people at a hibachi they found out my sister was going to be a doctor they started bragging about their childrens success xD
I liked how once they knew they were already business partners they became super buddy buddy. Not enough love for this cultural goodness
My credit so good, da bank owes me money !
With me being Asian this series is one of the most relatable things I have ever watched on youtube.
Edit: wth I just noticed I commented 4 days ago but it was posted 40 mins ago, probably a glitch or it was unlisted when I commented 😂
Same
Same
Same
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@Simple 🅥 ain’t no way
"I'm so good at managing, I hired my parents to raise me." Hahahaha that's where I lost it 😂😂 I was trying so hard not to laugh but I just couldn't anymore after that golden line 😂
What the f did I just. Read le
So were the parents he hired not Asian or did he fire them for doing a lousy job? Isn't that how the stereotype goes?
"How do you bench press WiFi?"
As someone that works in IT, I can confirm that this is a serious and valid question.
Fun fact it’s now canon that Stevens’s dad’s name is Failure Management
“Sell customer service to Popeyes” damn I had to pause so I didn’t laugh over the rest of the video for that one 😂😂😂😂💀
Well….. just writing about things I see
Yes
This was the one that made me pause the video
I was laughing so hard
1:25 "I know. I made it"
Lmao
“I’m so good at managing I hired my parents to raise me.”
Got me rolling
“I’m so good at managing I hired my parents to raise me”
🤣😂
Hilarious as always Steven, one joke that you could have put in was:
“I invented Physics”
Then Steven’s dad does a thousand yard stare
stop da bots
but he didnt invent physics he seemed pretty sad when he couldnt go uphill both ways to school
Lmfaoo he has to add this in the jest one lol
The part about the father starting a business at four years old is indeed a great way to flex. From the way my dad talks about his childhood, I'm pretty sure he won a noble prize in physics and got two PHDs as a toddler.
(Hilarious video by the way!)
Got a degree in English before he could speak
"won a noble prize in physics and got two PHDs", and in that order.
@@StevenHe DAMMMMMMM
@@StevenHe why did I read that out loud in the accent? You've ruined me!
Lucky for him physics had been invented by then smh
“I drove a family of four…
…on a moped
That got me😂
Me absolutely loosing it 1 minute in 😂😂
"playing the piano had another purpose than showing off..."
as a fellow pianist, this is incredibly accurate in multiple different levels
Me too almondspice. Me too
as not a fellow pianist, can you tell the other purpose
“I sold customer service…. To Popeyes”
I was already dying from laughing in rapid fire succession…. That one killed me. 💀💀💀💀
i thought he said "Pork Pies"?
I thought it was a pretty sick burn, too.
My credit is so good the bank ows me money gets me every time 😂
More We need more of this comedy dose XD
I got addicted to it
“Have we been business partners this whole time?” What a twist! Had to pause I was laughing so much! 🤣
it's late here, I think I'm dying trying to hold mine back.
Shyamalan is giggling somewhere rn
Freaking hilarious 😂 we all have to appreciate the amount of effort put into these videos, the change of clothes etc.. but how many shots he had to film and edit lol epic
I had to pause each flex listed to appreciate them all. You’re stuff’s always hilarious
2:05 Jeff?
Failure Management?
We've been business partners this whole time.
👏 We'd like to order 10 million cans of Bejing Corn.
"My credit so good, the bank owe me money." Lol That had me on the floor!
Didn't Steven's dad made british empire collapse, on one foot, his second foot was starting a buisness in 1 second?
“I sold calculators to chinese people”
*TEACH ME YOUR WAYS*
“I hired my parents to raise me.”
One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard.
I love the fact that he makes it seem like he’s actually having a conversation with someone else.
I’m glad it worked 😂
@@StevenHe AHH Steven thank you for replying you just made my week! 😄
I like the voice in there head effect you did where the lack of emotion being revealed made the voice more important
these parent flex one's are my favorite.
As a person representing the Asian community, I can confirm that driving a 4 person family on a moped is one of the utmost inspiring achievements of the Asian ways
Please help @alexandra
Sounds like he's been to India
@@samwortham2385 70% of Indonesian family was doing the same thing
"Oh yes, graduated top of the class, valedictorian"
"Good, my neighbour vegetarian too"
This is when I knew, that this video will also be an epic one
FOrtnite lets play zadddy
On paper that joke looks so dumb 😂 glad it worked
@@StevenHe dumb jokes are usually the funny ones 😂
"Steven He" This is when I knew, that this video would be an epic one :)
HAHAHA!
"how do you bench press Wi-Fi"had me dying
"My credit so good, the bank owes me money."
That's called being rich in America
2:20 "Is Brian your assistant?"
"Nola. He's the assistant to my assistant."
I laughed like never before at this line!! I loved this!! 🤣😂😂🤣
Serious how do you bench press WiFi cracked me up so hard, i spit all my coffee over the desk
what I love most is how amicable the clip almost ends 😂 exaggeration didn't even end when they turned friendly. 10 million cans for half the price 😂
As an Asian myself I’m so happy to see such strong representation on CZcams. Amazing content keep up the great work!!
i mean they probably made it so.
Steven, I love your videos! 🤣 "I'm so good at managing, I hired my parents to raise me"👌
Hope you're doing well man- your videos make my day
Wow
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he's hilarious lol
WAIT HOW DID U ... DO THIS ONE DAY AGO IT CAME OUT 4 MINUTES AGO IT SAID FOR ME
@@leannebordley2150 i think he bought the $49.99 membership
"i sold raincoats in the dessert"
THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH FOR A SOLID 5 MINS STRAIGHT LOL
Dude you are smashing it with the comedy, always gives me the giggles, keep at it
1:50
Where is it.
Where’s my dental.
Hm?
When they realized they were business partners the whole time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hatake Kakashi I have seen you in the comments many time. You sir are a legend. Welcome
@@StevenHe Thanks a lot. Well, I was the 6th hokage😅. Nah jk, but for real, thanks
@@hatakekakashi8182 thanks for mentioning you were kidding, haha, i was almost convinced that you are the Kakashi Hatake from Naruto universe who somehow came into real world. I never would have figured it out if you wouldn't mention it.
@@hatakekakashi8182 you are such a genius!
Love how the story has a happy ending lol
1:12 "How do you bench press wifi?" had me dying of laughter 🤣
how do you find these comebacks they’re so unbelievably funny i always laugh at these! KEEP GOING STEVEN
"Hhhhhow do you bench press Wi-Fi?!" 1:11
Easily my favorite line 😂
At this point I’m convinced that Steven’s Dad just stared at a plot of land and corn started to magically grow or he invented corn just so he can sell it and then invent other things just so can make Beijing Corn successful. Btw this video just so beautiful and hilarious!
Thank you Nick 😂😂😂 we have been long overdue for a flex video
Steven's dad after inventing Beijing: *ＳＴＯＮＫＳ*
Steven's granddad when he made Asia to sell paper: STONKS
Omg 😆 Please make more videos with the internal dialogue. 😂its so funny!
"I sold dental to British people". Lol the fact that dental care is free here makes the joke work even better as he was selling something to them they could already get for free XD
“I sold raincoats in the desert”
xD
“I sell calculators to Chinese people”🤣🤣😂😂
"My credit so good my bank owns me money" this one's my favourite lmao
I love how they battle each other to the fullest but as soon as they realize they have something in common or are partners they’re way too nice.
Classic hospitality
Its Business la
Partnership between these two professional failure managers will be the greatest unification in Steven Universe. I would like to see them discussing during their first meeting in the office!!
Is Beijing Corn a crystal gem in this Steven Universe?
well.. this was their first meeting
@@StevenHe No, this was just some small talk and getting acquainted (I know this from my family gatherings). I mean a meeting discussing diagrams, bars, revenues, progress reports etc in a conference room (on the 20+ level in some skyscraper?). Perhaps in a future episode a meeting with the competition including some lawyers.
@@niklasm9546 Hey there is potential there !
@@AllisterVinris I agree!
"My son can play the piano while cooking the rice at the same time."
"My credit is so good that the bank gives me money."
How much credit does he even have???
I could sell shoes to fish. Best thing I ever seen
"My resume is so good google intern for me"
"I can sell shoes to fish"
🤣 I laughed so hard. I love this video!
Bro hop on fortnite
"Hallo, my failure has a 2nd channel with no views" Got me dying :skull:
“Playing piano had purpose other than showing off”
😂😭
1:47 "My credit so good the bank owes me money" this is comedy at its finest 😂
I found Steven when he had 10k subs. I feel like a proud parent when I see random channels using the emotional damage meme. Thank you Steven!!!!
Thank you Anish ❤️ I appreciate you being apart of the channel
I never knew where that meme came from, then one day I stumbled across the video and the rest is history :)
That's nothing. I found him when his father was fighting two lions while carrying his mom over the mountain to give birth!
And Steven didn't even pay travel fare afterwards!
Failure management: wait we were partners this whole time
Jeff: yea I’ll TEN MILLION can cans of baijen corn
Why does he need so much corn dear god 😂😂 😂😂
When he does the close-ups of their faces with that music, so hilarious!
As an Asian, this series is so brutally relatable that it’s what makes it hilarious to me
The facial expression sell it all for me 😂😂. Honestly I’m so glad I found his CZcams channel. Tysm! Your video really made my day today 🥹❤
😂 Steven He's standoffs are always epic to watch😂 you almost feel the tensions rise.😂
Please make more of this.This is so funny
"I so good at managing, I hired my parents to raise me"
Nothing will impress me more than this. I'd be intimated immediately.
We can all agree that Steven He is our ' Weekly Dose of Laughter '
Shut up Bot.
It's the legend of the Quora memes!
Uncle Xavier!!
Sup uncle! And yes Steven is
Less a disappointment
Go away troll