What Asian Parents Hear VS. what you say
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- čas přidán 1. 03. 2024
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“But I got the highest grade in the class.”
“I’m in the dumbest class in school!” 😂
" But I got the highest grade in the top class in the prestigious school in the world."
"I'm the dumbest student in the planet"
😂
Son : "Only 1 student was ahead of me in the test"
Father : "Only 1 student had appeared for exam except you.. "
Translate this: I am proud of you
Yeah, he should have been smarter than all of his teachers combined
"I accidentally thought I was from a white family" absolutely destroyed me.
You're a very funny guy, Steven. XD
Me too!!! Had me cracking up!
I'm from a white family! Where's my gap year? Was I absent the day they handed those out?
@@sapphiregamgee4773 IKR?!?!?!
my life
i died when he said the kidnaped one like i literally started chokeing because of my laughter
"I want to make my own decisions"
Parents: "I want to be disrespectful and throw away my dreams"
😂
No, it's "I thought since we were in America I had free will."
@@dayzlove4994haha you wish 😂
"I feel sick" = "I'm on my phone 24 hours a day"
Omg😭
😢
😢
😢
😢
"I wanna make a stylish and trendy haircut"
Family: "I wanna be the most vicious and notorious gang member"
🤣🤣🤝damn true
“I just want a regular haircut that’s not a buzzcut”
“I’ve already joined a gang”
Lol
@@StevenHeI LOVE YOUR VIDS!!!!!
@StevenHe, Dad we ran out of rice
The sliced fruit joke was absolute gold.
🔥🔥🔥 ah yes. The sign of love
this dude got reply what the haill....
And it's actually true just saying I live in singapore
@@StevenHePlease help me to understand why if you are not going to eat your rice you could be served an orange sliced in half
Yeah that was absolute gold
"can I get a PS5", "I want to throw away 100s of dollas and become nearly blind and lazy"
"Dad, I think you're gaslighting me."
"You were adopted."
"Hey dad! I just got 5 masters in Harvard, running 16 jobs at the same time, won 2 Nobel prizes, won all of the Oscars, became the highest earning person in the solar system, and I know plenty of instruments, including all of them, but I still can't cook rice."
Still stopid
*Grabs slipper*
Translation : "I am a worthless loser who uses up his entire earnings on a cook for cooking the most easiest dish in the entire multiverse."
Dad: "Zero survival skills and will starve to death."
I hope he translates this one in the next video
"Can we have something other than rice dad?"
--"I do not want to be asian anymore"
Ah, when something gets ruined for you and everyone who doesn't understand thinks that's what you are
"I am forgetting my culture, and want to be a slave of white people"
@@JWilz You nailed it!
technically just eat fried rice.
although this joke is pretty funny
this is what a 2 sentence horror story sounds like isn't it
there's always rice noodles
"Dad, i'm going to be a father"
"I have added an extra failure to this family."
"Dad I am going to be a nice parent to my kid."
"I am going going to make your grandson a failure just like me."
💀💀
"Anyway, I don't want to have kids anymore."
"You fail as a man,"
"I want to buy this" = "I don't understand the value of money"
"I dont like rice"
"I love you dad"
"I became a lawyer/doctor"
“I want to starve to death”
“I want to still live with my parents”
“I am a failure who still hasn’t started a business, join Chinese army, astronaut along with doctor and lawyer.”
translation:
"im a spoiled brat who can only eat 5 star meals"
"i have cancer"
"i am now your wallet"
@@surlo69perfect translation rh
I don’t like rice = Disown me.
I love you dad = I’m saying sorry because I broke the rice cooker.
I became a lawyer = I’m not a doctor and homeless.
I became a doctor = I’m not a lawyer and homeless.
Things I wonder what they sound like translated:
“I want to become a gamer”
“Hey, there’s a pair of sandals for sale”
“I forgot what 2 + 2 is”
Luv ur vids! Keep up the good work Steven He!!
Kid: "I have completed my studies and homework so can I play games?"
Parent: "I want to fail in math and ruin my eyes"
Ruin my eyes HAUAJEISJEIDJEJR
My mum threw out my sister's gameboy to protect her eyes ❤
Gold comment 😭🤣🤣
I think this is correct but I'm not Asian so I'm not sure
“Can I stay home from school today”
Family: “I really want to ruin my family’s good reputation”
"I wanna do a hobby other than piano."
"I want to do drugs."
The "give me fruit" part is so real. They don't like to express emotions but food is their love language.
Same with my non-Asian parents. Both my brother and me had moved out looong ago but she still unable to cook for less than 4 people.
I know a few European-born people who moved to Canada because their family love language (food) was becoming a risk for their health.
God this has me dying. The truth is that people were not emotional before. They handled and accepted life as it is. Emotionality is a western invention spread by Hollywood and social media. It’s the dawn of selfishness, truly. Food was a massive part of their communication. Well, action was actually what was communication, and not words, and even less feelings. Today we have emotional people who can’t do shiet about your emotions 😂 as they’re too busy with their own. At least you got some fruit by the elders 😂
My mother is like that too. Every time she yells at me, she takes me to eat delicious food. It seems that because my mother didn’t have enough to eat as a child, being given food for free was considered a form of care and love. At least I can imagine that my grandparents "protected" my mother in this way (although they beat my mother at every turn, which caused my mother to have an excessive temper and made me a little manic.).
That is so sweet.
"I wanna study film"
"I think we are out of milk"💀
“I am sick”
- - I am perfectly fine
"I wanna stay home and laze around for today, missing my classes and not want to care for school"
or
"I wanna fail in my classes/college"
well, I went to exam so sick of 40 degrees celsius and ended up not answering properly... if anything, I should've given an excuse letter but both my family and my teacher are merciless (family wants me to push my limits while teacher doesn't want inconvenience like having to take excuse letter of valid reason)
"I want to purposely skip out on a masters degree to engage in illegal activities!"
"Give me sliced oranges on a plate" hits me hard
"Can i meet my cousin"
"No, your inner failure cannot and will not comprehend his achievements"
😂
"Although Timmy (cousin) are wildly successful and is 9, he probably talks disrespectfully behind my back with Steven and try to convince him to start a rebellion against my authority."
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his daughter I guess
Lmao that's cold!
The sliced oranges wasn't randomly made up. This exact scenario is a thing in my family. I am legitimately confirming this. I had a flashback and forgot this was a joke.
I'm sending you internet hugs. I know it won't help much, but I'm sending them anyway.
@@gracehowell. why??? dude **clearly asked for** sliced oranges 😂🟠🧡🟠🧡🤗😂
Sleeper agent activation moment 😂
YES. In my family it's pears. The more you want something, the more pears they force feed us.
I had flashbacks of apples. But yeah this is definitely reality.
Meanwhile me from Indonesia:
"I wanna drink some Ice Tea"
"I want to cough 24/7"
Their gonna be the best trio ever in a lifetime.
"I'm too stressed" = "Give me tutoring that lasts 25 hours every day, 8 days a week"
5 weeks per month 13 months per year
With a minimum passing grade of Z+ (It had to loop around to get any higher)
@@SpammingY-pp2ru It should be A^+
@@i_hadeee_ Oh, my bad, my bad
@@SpammingY-pp2ru lol take it easy bruh
"I think I'm sick"
Steven's dad: "I am addicted to video games"
im addict to you
@@duskgleam4634steven's dad:i failed tis comment and me life
"I'm lazy and don't want to go to school or engage in any responsibility until I am 35"
"i aspire to be homeless"😂your the most PERFECT person to make funny videos ❤️
There's a wise phrase, "Children crave structure"
I'm so jealous of Asian kids; I love my parents but they were wishy washy and focused on midlife crises during a time we needed help with school work.
“I want to become an educator” = “i want to teach more people failure”
According to my dad it also means "I am a failure" 😂
Lol OK can...
“I’m in the dumbest class ever” got my dying 😂
It's just so true 😂😂😂
"In school"
That is one of my favorite lines too! This skit has so many excellent jokes!!!
That right there is on the same level of "emotional damage". I really love how this father character is coming along
@@BURZT_YT In Seoul
Also its fun to see your crew on screen this days aswell keep up the funny videos!
Me: at 0:32 "I went 0/10/0 as the top laner"
Also Me: at 0:38 "But, I got the highest KDA on my team"
"I love you"
"What do you want"
kid: washing the dishes and cleaning the house
parents: so, what do you want
@@araigomi_nxs That actually mean he have a B in one class.
My sister in a nutshell?😂
“I aspire to be homeless!” 😂😂😂😂 that cracked me up.
1:78 “we are out of milk” NAAHHHH 😂😂😂
🤫 most people didn’t get that joke
@@StevenHeyou have milk?
@@StevenHeno way they don't, there's absolutely no way
@@StevenHeIt meant you were out of ideas .. right ??
Could you explain the joke? Please?😅@@StevenHe
"I want a phone."
"I dont want my eyes anymore."
"I aspire to be homeless" haha...I think Asian parents are twins of African parents!😂😂😂😂😂
"I would like to be a photographer"
"I'm aspire to be Failure"
my parents lol
I can confirm that is correct
@@StevenHe yes very much
Same with artist 🎨!!
@@StevenHe That's not nice. Do better. "I would like to be photographer" = "I actually want to be a photographer"
"I got some money from grandma" = "here is some money for you Dad"
HAHAHAAAAA
So ture
Don't you mean "here is some money FROM your dad?" We all know Chinese grandmas don't work.
@@StevenHedo you speak hahaha language because Google put a Google translate to English under it
"I accidentally thought I was from a white family". Damn, that cracked me up.
If you want to find yourself, look down. There you are. If you are too lazy to do that, there's a mirror in the bathroom and you can check there the next time you need to take a pi$$.
"I want a calculator!"
"I aspire to be stoopid!"
"I want to dye my hair" = "I want to look like a rain frog"
"I want to take a break" = "I aspire to be a failure"
"I got a B in math" = "You should have given birth to BBQ Pork"
"I want to buy a cool game" = "I want to waste money on useless things"
"Are you proud of me?" = "Give me a whole orange sliced up on a plate"
"Can we have something other than rice?" = "I forgot I'm actually Asian"
😂The last one is a good one..
LEGENDARY
I read this in Stephen's dads voice 😂
@@quackeroo4553SAME BRO!
@@quackeroo4553 Honestly the best way to read it
"I want to be a doctor/lawyer"
"I love my parents"
Engineering too
@@I_killed_that_beard_guyThat's a cope 😂
"I aspire to be homeless"
"I never want to move out"
@@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778 moving out isn't a thing in Asia like it's in west countries, you only move out for a purpose like for studies or job
Perfect! Everything the whole sketch, Perfect. Also the sliced oranges lines lol
I love how whatever Nathan says, Steven always has a comeback
"I don't want to be a doctor" = "I want to live in the subway"
"I want to be a farmer" = "give me a spank"
"I can't speak Chinese" = "I have no respect to ancestor"
"I Listen To K-Pop Every Now And Then" - "I enjoy watching men dance, with their shirts half off!" Got Me Rolling
As a K pop enjoyer I confirm that😂
Jpop is better
ok, but thats kinda weird....@@grinder4907
Jamaican pop lol
@@user-in8qh3zf9d
Me too
" I want to start a company = I want to waste money and be homeless forever " Asian translation 😂😂😂
Your videos are funny and awesome!! Keep going!
“I’m such a failure”
Steven’s Dad: “Everybody run, they’re becoming self-aware!”
100th 👍
Could you please translate the following:
"I'm thinking of joining the army."
"I need some new shoes."
"I want to become a chef."
"I'm dating a white girl."
"I fell asleep in math class."
"I can't eat shrimp. I'm allergic to shellfish."
"Can I borrow the car this weekend?"
YES PLEASE
OH I LOVE ALLLLL OF THESE
You forgot one... Okay a few. Most importantly.
"I'm allergic to peanuts" and "Olive oil".
@@Deja117 This is goooood. 😀
"I'm thinking of joining the army." = "I wanna die early."
"I need some new shoes." = "I'm broke and a failure like my old pair of shoes."
"I want to become a chef." = "I want to be a minimum wage worker for the rest of my life."
"I'm dating a white girl." = "I am delusional and need some sleep."
"I fell asleep in math class." = "I want to be a failure who cannot memorize the multiplication table for the rest of my life."
"I can't eat shrimp. I'm allergic to shellfish." = "I am so weak unlike my ancestors who fought against the colonists and won."
"Can I borrow the car this weekend?" = "I want to impress a girl that I'm not a failure even though that I am and I'm crashing it to the tree."
“I enjoy watching men dance with their shirt’s half-off” Got me rolling on the ground😂😂
The collab we never asked for but needed it
"I am childfree"
"I am allergic to rice"
"I found evidence of you cheating, dad"
"i cannot talk to a girl and wish to die single"
"i am a bsian, not an asian"
"my son is the best son in the world. i'm so proud of him"
1
2
Tell me about my cousin T*O*mmy
"For once I would like pasta/risotto instead of rice" -> "I accidentally thought I was from an Italian family"
As an Italian I agree
The best trio.
It's amazing how each Asian hates/dislike the same thing but for different reasons.
"I watch anime." Go wild Steven
“I watch porn with enemy.”
@@hunmenbeingw9733that's anime series kill la kill
@@hunmenbeingw9733wtf
whats that mean? =/@@hunmenbeingw9733
@@hunmenbeingw9733 LOLOLOLOL
1:51 Acts of Service is the Asian Parent’s preferred love language.
“I traumatised you because I actually love you. If I don’t rile you up, will I do that to the neighbour’s child?”
So true
"Could I please have a break?" = "Never talk to me again"
"I got a job at ."
"I want a lecture about my unborn businessman cousin."
I got a job at starbucks.
I want a LECTURE ABOUT MY UNBORN BUISENESSMAN COUSIN!
"I want to be a game developer" vs
"I want to be a software engineer in a game studio" vs
"I want to be a software engineer"
i want to be a game developer
Child - "I want to be an Electrician"
What would the Asian Parent translation be?
I aspire to be homeless
YESSSS
When I told my Korean grandfather I was going to college for engineering, he was uneasy and disappointed because I wasn't going to be a doctor.
Thank you for making me laugh
"Mom, Dad, who will inherit our family business after you die?"
This is what my brother said to my asian dad today, I wanna see what Steven says compared to what my dad said
Stephen popping up randomly saying, "I aspire to be homeless" in different ways had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣
It's not funny as it really is an Asian thing no matter where you are in the world. You can only be a doctor, engineer, lawyer, accountant or anything within those categories.. Anything else will make you homeless...
"I think we're out of milk" destroyed me lol
@@LordEredor Yesss... every single parent originating from or living upon the territorially largest continent in the world, which also holds more than half the entire population of this great planet of ours fits into your narrow ignorant stereotypes.
Bless us with more of your wisdom, oh great sage of the redneck and/or neckbeard path.
There is a stark difference between nothing stereotypes based in truth and fact and lampooning them as Steven He so masterfully does, and making wide, sweeping, unsubstantiated claims like you did.
Notably, the first makes one funny and humorous, the later makes one sound like an idiot.
@@LordEredortrue
Same
"My generation has the worst struggles." translation "I did not have to travel to school uphill both ways while fighting off bears during a snowstorm on the hottest day of the year." or something like that.
My German rural Minnesota farmer's daughter mother said that. It's universal.
"I want to stay home every day and play games 24/7" Parental Figures: "I need to touch grass"
"Dad I just won the lottery of 999,000,000,000$, got a girlfriend, bought myself a mansion, 10 Lamborghinis, a pool, a cruise ship and now I own 5 hotels and 7 restaurants in different countries but the issue is I still can't cook rice and I want to become an actor 😁
"Please smack me with whatever convenient footwear you are currently wearing." Just be glad that you aren't Dutch.
those wooden shoes 😂
... yeah, luckily the parents I've seen here (the Netherlands) either don't have the "klompen" (the so-called wooden shoes) or don't wear them often. The only parent I've seen with such dangerous "conveniently available" footwear is my grandpa, and he isn't one for using them for anything but gardening.
@@Misty_way My Dutch mother-in-law apparently used to take off a Klompen and wave it as a threat. Don't know if she ever used it.
@@smallmj2886 well let's hope not, a single "klomp" falling from a table (grandpa was cleaning them) once broke his big toe, so I would imagine both of them, "klompen" is the multiple, would break the all the toes 😨😖
As someone who wants to study both film and music and is half Asian by blood.
My parents: “I want half a house”
i will finish your sentence for you
" -- made of cardboard box, under the bridge, alone"
1:42 This part just kills everyone in my family 🤣🤣🤣
No one :
Me: When I press the wrong key on the keyboard in front of my uncle auntie and dad"oh no no no no"
"Dad, may I borrow the car Friday evening?"
So, you don't trust your da to drive you around.
Isn't it the same as the "I thought I was born into a white family"?
"I am going to go engage in illegal activities in the next town."
@@dragonsteamworks6675this one 🤣
"He's gonna hook up some call girls and bring HIV back to our house"
“I can’t keep living like this anymore…”
“I need more cram schools and tutoring because I have too much free time”
😂😂😂😂😂
"Father I have watched overflow, and highschool dxd over 100 times now"
DUDE THATS ART!!! ITS SO GOOD!!! lol!
"I think this is very spicy"
Asian Parents Translation; "I think i am white and so weak"
HAHAHAAAA yeah I’ve gotten disappointed looks from not handling spice
😂😂😂😂
0:39 THIS WAS ALWAYS MY GET OUT OF JAIL CARD. “Only 2 people did better than me.”
why can you not be better than those 2 people?
@@owentan6322 Great comeback lol
YOU HAVE ONLY 3 STUDENTS IN YOUR CLASS!!!
You can't even score higher than 2 students
@@unitred1324 "No dad that's now how math works"
Dad: \*removes slippers\* "I can count to two"
You made me laugh btw 😂
I Want To Be An Artist
I Want To Draw Silly Things On Paper And Be Homeless
"Dad, we ran out of rice."
"Beijing Embassy, we have a humanitarian crisis!"
Dad, we will starve to death.
@@thanakritb.9104 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No more wives for muslims unless u find the golden grain and turn christian
"We have rice at home."
1. I am stressed
2. I am depressed
3. Can i have love marriage
4. I don't want to have kids
5. I don't want to marry
As an asian, I am confident this would be fun when translated!
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You have to learn to pace yourself
Pressure
You're just like everybody else
Pressure
You've only had to run so far
So good
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you'll have to deal with
Pressure
You used to call me paranoid
Pressure
But even you can not avoid
Pressure
You turned the tap dance into your crusade
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure
All grown up and no place to go
Psych 1, Psych 2
What do you know?
All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street
What does it mean?
I'll tell you what it means
Pressure
Pressure
Don't ask for help
You're all alone
Pressure
You'll have to answer
To your own
Pressure
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale
But here you are in the ninth
Two men out and three men on
Nowhere to look but inside
Where we all respond to
Pressure
Pressure
All your life is Time magazine
I read it too
What does it mean?
Pressure
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale
But here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure
Pressure, pressure
One, two, three, four
Pressure
"I have no homework today" "I Skipt school today"
“I enjoy watching men dance without half their shirts”
Sounds like StevenHe is talking about Chan, that man doesn’t own a normal T-shirt 😂
... "I'm in the dumbest class in school"
Choked and spit out my water
"I wanna be a video game designer"
*"I aspire to be homeless"*
as an asian I will say that that was the exact gramer my parents thought when i was a kid
"i want pizza" = " "rice"
1:58 I love that Stephen had to say the FBI joke is a joke. 😂
Here is a translation: child: “I want to be a programmer! I heard they make tens of thousands of dollars”. What asian parent hears: “I want to be a computer”.
I know one “I got a scholarship to A university wisper:art and culture
"Why do you love Timmy so much? He's not even your son."
"Dad I want to get my ass whooped" 😂😂
'I am 18 years old and I really want you to respect my decisions.', 'I want to learn litlearly anything else than school and piano.', 'Can you ride me to school I missed my bus.', 'My friends mean a lot to me', 'I slept 10sec after my bedtime', 'I am eight years old and i want to be an astronaut.', 'I want to skip school today because the portion in school is complete & i dislocated my arm, vomited 3 buckets of vomit, my tooth is on fire, lost my toe somewhere in the closet, gave auditions for an actor, have used vicks and no result', 'I am creator of emotional damage meme.', 'I wanna be a youtuber.'
2:32 2:32
Steven, you are a comical genius. 🤣🤣🤣
"I think we're out of milk"
[Insert dad dissapereance here]
0:29 And then 5 minutes later: “Uff, you’re just sitting at home all day. Go out, exercise, become thin but don’t become too thin because people will say we don’t feed you.”
"I need help with my homework = My previously mentioned aspirations for being homeless will soon come to fruition
Me: I may have cancer…
Parent: That is because you use a mobile phone!
As much as Satire this is, it's so relatable😭
"i wanna tie my hair back"
Dad: "I want princess treatment"
Me: I can play piano and guitar
Steven: You want to be homeless at twice the speed
I want to make youtube videos where I play piano and guitar ...
@@beautifulplaces2703 "You want to be homeless and embarrass yourself in front of others"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the “I was out 1 hour later than expected” it hits hard because same thing happens to me