The Most Confusing Chess Variant EVER

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Komentáře • 148

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar Před 9 měsíci +954

    It's interesting that he stopped playing atomic chess after raging and still has a 100% win rate.

    • @SirKappy
      @SirKappy Před 9 měsíci +185

      He rage quit because it was too easy.

    • @GalacticPoisonX
      @GalacticPoisonX Před 9 měsíci +6

      Lol your CZcams pfp is the same one as my chess pfp

    • @GalacticPoisonX
      @GalacticPoisonX Před 9 měsíci +2

      (Dimitri)

    • @TheVonWeasel
      @TheVonWeasel Před 9 měsíci +10

      You can't lose if you never finish

    • @MondayZi
      @MondayZi Před 9 měsíci +7

      @@TheVonWeasel thats what she said

  • @mr.d8747
    @mr.d8747 Před 9 měsíci +780

    *Simp: I rage quit atomic chess years ago*
    *Also Simp: 100% win rate*

    • @TasTheWatcher
      @TasTheWatcher Před 9 měsíci +61

      He rage quit because he couldn't find any challengers on his level 😎

    • @gracchus7782
      @gracchus7782 Před 9 měsíci +5

      50% win rate

    • @mayankjain04
      @mayankjain04 Před 9 měsíci +4

      The duality of man

    • @logicius
      @logicius Před 9 měsíci +33

      He won 100% of the games he won.

    • @expepem189xl3
      @expepem189xl3 Před 9 měsíci

      Damn that also sounds like he downgraded his rating just for Atomic. @@TasTheWatcher

  • @Julian_Ree_Kyrell
    @Julian_Ree_Kyrell Před 9 měsíci +485

    Really cool variant, but there should definitely be some kind of sketchy animation when an explosion happens.

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 Před 9 měsíci +28

      no the instant pop is funny

    • @NAM_137
      @NAM_137 Před 9 měsíci +52

      Put in the intentionally awful Deltarune stock explosion, with the sound.

    • @caltheuntitled8021
      @caltheuntitled8021 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@NAM_137I was thinking the exact same thing

    • @johnloman4164
      @johnloman4164 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Alright, hear me out, if a capture takes both of your opponents rooks at the same time… **gets shot multiple times from multiple directions**

  • @coreyeverett5500
    @coreyeverett5500 Před 9 měsíci +101

    The most intense opening to a Chess video I've ever seen

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 Před 9 měsíci +32

    funny how the strategy of atomic chess is basically avoiding war until suddenly all hell breaks loose

  • @goblinkoma
    @goblinkoma Před 9 měsíci +239

    probably the first atomic game ever to end on time

    • @PandaChess-uf1px
      @PandaChess-uf1px Před 9 měsíci +9

      when you get to 2100+ games tend to end very late/time out alot more

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Před 9 měsíci +2

      Half of everyone on lichess only plays atomic on hyperbullet time, too many games time out

    • @KingKlear
      @KingKlear Před 9 měsíci +10

      Nah, same thing happened in the Cold War.

  • @Feuerteufel99
    @Feuerteufel99 Před 9 měsíci +91

    This is actually quite intersting, as the safest spot for your King is to be right beside the enemy King.

    • @PandaChess-uf1px
      @PandaChess-uf1px Před 9 měsíci +1

      i wounded call it "safe", if the kings touch it means the game is in the end game and one of the sides is winning and has m8

    • @Feuerteufel99
      @Feuerteufel99 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Well a check is pointless - is doesnt do anything and can be ignored. an he cant capture a piece other than your king - wich is impossible bc it would kill his own king@@PandaChess-uf1px

    • @fnutarf2085
      @fnutarf2085 Před 9 měsíci +12

      Mutually asured destruction

    • @khiemgom
      @khiemgom Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@Feuerteufel99u could force the other king to do the german move then checkmate

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Před 9 měsíci +2

      Human shield endgames are hilarious
      Especially when you're being beaten, and manage to Yakkety Sax your way to a win

  • @almicc
    @almicc Před 9 měsíci +19

    Players should be allowed to capture the enemy king with their king as a forced draw. You can call the move "mutually assured destruction"

    • @crowreligion
      @crowreligion Před 2 měsíci

      Or exploding both kings at the same time

  • @ruanpingshan
    @ruanpingshan Před 9 měsíci +28

    For those questioning the 100% win rate, the old games were before he started identifying as a simp.

  • @name-ie9qo
    @name-ie9qo Před 9 měsíci +62

    It'd be interesting to see a series for any of the variants, or even an "I'm better than my viewers" layout but with these variant rules

    • @PandaChess-uf1px
      @PandaChess-uf1px Před 9 měsíci +7

      yeah but he would prob get beaten, he is like atleast 2200 normal chess but in the variants he is a beginer

    • @codetaku
      @codetaku Před 9 měsíci +2

      I am not sure the website supports custom board layouts for the variants

  • @alphaone739
    @alphaone739 Před 9 měsíci +78

    I actually really like the format of these chess variants. Great work!

  • @radev1302
    @radev1302 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Title : Atomic chess
    0.00001 sec into video : *Japan* 💀💀

  • @tochoXK3
    @tochoXK3 Před 9 měsíci +14

    Ah, so the "100% win rate" is gonna become a running gag

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Před 9 měsíci +3

    lol, bleeping out half of the word cockroach is funny in itself.
    Just yesterday I was watching some video from Eminem ft. Dido - Stan... They bleeped out words like "shit", but left in all the references to death and scd and cutting himself etc....

  • @omnivespa
    @omnivespa Před 9 měsíci +7

    A curious game. The only winning move is
    *checks notes*
    Kings can touch

  • @jimsilsby3841
    @jimsilsby3841 Před 9 měsíci +24

    100% win rate... minus all those rage quits 😉

  • @Rishnotfishandnochips
    @Rishnotfishandnochips Před 9 měsíci +37

    I dare simp to try horde

    • @grosdoorne
      @grosdoorne Před 9 měsíci +1

      And also King of the Hill

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I double dare simp to try horde

    • @fijcat
      @fijcat Před 9 měsíci +1

      I triple dare simp to try horde

    • @Shadow-yc7wk
      @Shadow-yc7wk Před 9 měsíci +1

      He'll definitely lose his first horde match.

    • @dudical111
      @dudical111 Před 9 měsíci

      Bro horde is too complicated I can't beat it with either side for the life of me XD

  • @maxinesenior596
    @maxinesenior596 Před 9 měsíci +13

    you guys clearly he rage quit by turning off his internet and disconnecting from the game, so it doesn't count, Mission Accomplished.

  • @Okarin-gq6ky
    @Okarin-gq6ky Před 9 měsíci +4

    Is nobody gonna talk about the "polumnia omnia"?

  • @exostatics
    @exostatics Před 9 měsíci +4

    in light of oppenheimer, you should play los alamos chess

  • @theendofthestart8179
    @theendofthestart8179 Před 9 měsíci +1

    love to see the edits back in

  • @raginggodmandalorian4493
    @raginggodmandalorian4493 Před 9 měsíci +2

    disappointed he didn't use intercontinental ballistic missile to win the game

  • @studsheep
    @studsheep Před 9 měsíci +1

    *Sees the thumbnail*
    *Hovers my mouse over the video*
    *Sees the first 5 seconds of the video*
    Ah yes, we're going to play atomic chess on earth board

  • @Muinko
    @Muinko Před 9 měsíci +3

    Oh no, this is going to end poorly

    • @Muinko
      @Muinko Před 9 měsíci

      After that, opening the game seemed anticlimactic

  • @Kirokill1
    @Kirokill1 Před 9 měsíci

    This was very entertaining

  • @LPChip
    @LPChip Před 9 měsíci

    Awesome, Atomic Chess! I love that one very much. Thank you for making a video about it. :)

  • @Okarin-gq6ky
    @Okarin-gq6ky Před 9 měsíci +8

    Bro used genshin impact boss music in the beginning and thought nobody would notice

  • @dogukanberkkaya696
    @dogukanberkkaya696 Před 9 měsíci +1

    this one is interesting. that knight attack sounded awesome

  • @dan2016oso
    @dan2016oso Před 9 měsíci +1

    1.Nf3, f6 was good but after 2.e3,Nc6 you did a blunder, what white nedded to do was Ng5 trying to go to f7, but if you take there is 4.Qh7+, g6 (unic move) 5.Qd5 so mate is unstopabble threatning Qh7# or Qxd7# by exploting the king. And yes, I'm a paid actor.

  • @Someone-he6zx
    @Someone-he6zx Před 9 měsíci +2

    Fun fact
    He blundered mate on move 2

  • @simbahit
    @simbahit Před 8 měsíci

    "100% win rate"
    Me rated 1800: Are you sure?

  • @KudoShinichii1412
    @KudoShinichii1412 Před 9 měsíci +1

    well...
    not since then
    there was in fact 2 days afterwards in nagazaki

  • @tobiasreckinger2212
    @tobiasreckinger2212 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Your second move already blundered the game but your opponent didn't realise it.

    • @FoxSlyme
      @FoxSlyme Před 9 měsíci

      I don't see it, could you explain?

    • @sorin_markov
      @sorin_markov Před 9 měsíci

      'splain?

    • @PandaChess-uf1px
      @PandaChess-uf1px Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@FoxSlyme it blunders m8 in 4. first go Nd4 and black is forced to take it, then go Qa4, b3, Qe4 and then you are attacking two places at once and you win(as white).

    • @PandaChess-uf1px
      @PandaChess-uf1px Před 9 měsíci

      @@sorin_markov read other coment i made

    • @tobiasreckinger2212
      @tobiasreckinger2212 Před 9 měsíci

      1. Nf3
      2. f6
      3. e3
      4. Nc6
      5. Ng5
      if you take the Knight:
      6. fxg5
      7. Qh5+
      8. g6
      9. Qd5
      10. d6
      11. Qf7+
      12 Kd7
      13. Qxe7S
      if you don't take and play for example:
      6. Nb4
      7. Nf2
      8. Nxc2
      9. Nxd8S
      There is one line though where you didn't get checkmated by force but loose most of your pieces and have an very open/bad position:
      6. d5
      7. Nf7
      8. Qd7
      9. Nd6+
      10. Qxd6
      11. Qh5+
      12. g6
      13. Qxh7
      Here you are (only) a knight, a rook and one pawn down but it is very hard to stop the past pawn on the h-file. Both sides have not much developement but your pawns are a little bit overextended and there is basically no way to develope your remaining rook fast enough to stop the h-pawn. You can only capture it with your g-pawn, or your bishop which opens the way for the white h-rook to infiltrate the back rank.

  • @violetbean8928
    @violetbean8928 Před 9 měsíci

    I am once again asking for you to play 5d chess with multiversal time travel

  • @theepicone2409
    @theepicone2409 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Japan August 6th 1945: the kings:KABOOOOOOOOOOSH

  • @zakrom5965
    @zakrom5965 Před 9 měsíci +14

    You confirm at least one rage quit so actually atomic chess 50% win rate 😂😂😂

  • @truebeerus
    @truebeerus Před 9 měsíci

    Simp was completely lost after Move 2 to Ne5 followed by Qh4, Qd5 threat! smh at the 1726

  • @robbe8625
    @robbe8625 Před 9 měsíci

    Wait till he plays giveaway. I can never win that mode

  • @aliceroberts5928
    @aliceroberts5928 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Why did you hide your elo through the game, but show it at the end?

    • @Carleslc
      @Carleslc Před 9 měsíci +4

      It's not hidden at all, because it's his first game, it starts at , then he won so he gained some points. That's not his ELO in real chess, just in atomic variant.

  • @danielcrosby1254
    @danielcrosby1254 Před 9 měsíci

    more plz

  • @CirclMastr
    @CirclMastr Před 9 měsíci

    I wish there was a way to play Knightmare Chess online.

  • @Tathanic
    @Tathanic Před 9 měsíci

    *visible confusion* ohhh ok

  • @bobczech7774
    @bobczech7774 Před 8 měsíci

    1:29 as a 2000 rated player i see you blundered mate in 5

  • @nathanieltownshend2174
    @nathanieltownshend2174 Před 9 měsíci +1

    *Cough Cough* Bosnian Ape Society*Cough Cough*

  • @flochforster88
    @flochforster88 Před 9 měsíci

    Great craic to watch

  • @rohan1864
    @rohan1864 Před 9 měsíci

    nice one, let's hope next time we get to see you get 200% win rate with a little luck

  • @sherwinbangs
    @sherwinbangs Před 9 měsíci

    Fog of War next? 🥺

  • @randomusernot4u2know
    @randomusernot4u2know Před 9 měsíci +1

    At 2:30 you should have played Bg4 then Be2 then Bxf1 exploding the king by force

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Před 9 měsíci +1

      Opponent can sacrifice queen to defend, which kinda ended up happening anyways (but cost opponent an extra pawn the way Simp did it)

  • @bobuilder4444
    @bobuilder4444 Před 9 měsíci

    Im push queen pawn until it gets captured then queen kills enemy queen pawn

  • @vincentschult1725
    @vincentschult1725 Před 2 měsíci

    This game's PGN (Simp blundered a #5 twice btw):
    1. Nf3 f6 2. e3 Nc6 3. c3 Nh6 4. h3 e5 5. Ng5 Ng4 6. hxg4 d6 7. Qh5+ g6 8. Qh4 e4 9. Qf4 Bg4 10. Qf3 Bh5 11. g4 Bxg4 12. Bh3 f5 13. Na3 Ne5 14. O-O Qg5+ 15. Bg4 Nf3+ 16. Kh1 Qh4+ 17. Bh3 Qg5 18. Bxf5 h5 19. d3 Ng1 20. Nb5 Be7

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH Před 9 měsíci +1

    Yes rico, kaboom^^

  • @txtp
    @txtp Před 9 měsíci

    YOOOO POLUMNIA OMNIA??

  • @turkabdulhamitci
    @turkabdulhamitci Před 9 měsíci +2

    if you play a scholars mate its easy to win

  • @aidenchow3223
    @aidenchow3223 Před 9 měsíci

    White already had mate after move 2 😂

  • @GeoSage1137
    @GeoSage1137 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Ah yeah i love atomic

  • @sgas
    @sgas Před 9 měsíci

    Why the intro lololol

  • @Raghav-ramaswamy
    @Raghav-ramaswamy Před 9 měsíci

    as an 1800 in atomic chess, I can confirm
    I am japanese

  • @SupernaturalBBI
    @SupernaturalBBI Před 9 měsíci

    thats cool

  • @chosenuwu
    @chosenuwu Před 9 měsíci

    we love our chess tts boy
    also klee :3

  • @itstrivikram9619
    @itstrivikram9619 Před 9 měsíci

    Dude try 5d chess it would be awesome

  • @onebear6504
    @onebear6504 Před 8 měsíci

    2:01 I know the variant, but never watched atomic chess in full swing before, it's really interesting the new dynamics the variant brought up.
    3:14 aren't pawns unaffected by the atomic blast? Well, it can't be helped to forget it

  • @San-lh8us
    @San-lh8us Před 9 měsíci +1

    what happens if you don't defend a check? can pieces just capture the king as if it was just another piece?

    • @variksigurdsson1447
      @variksigurdsson1447 Před 9 měsíci +1

      yes

    • @PandaChess-uf1px
      @PandaChess-uf1px Před 9 měsíci +2

      while i direct check must be blocked, an indirect check (attacking pieces and pawns around the king) can be ignored and the opponent can take the king. Tho alot of new players miss m8 or indirect checks

    • @liamsun2543
      @liamsun2543 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@PandaChess-uf1pxand you can respond to a check by exploding opponent king

  • @Icyk7
    @Icyk7 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Boom, BOOM, BAKUDAN!!!!! 💥💥💥

  • @Meithighs
    @Meithighs Před 9 měsíci

    no atomic french move... :(

  • @mr.wrench3284
    @mr.wrench3284 Před 9 měsíci

    Do you have to have premium to play this? Because I can't find all these variants I see on youtube

  • @Gabriel_Melgem
    @Gabriel_Melgem Před 9 měsíci

    Who start a video like this?

  • @TCG-Collector77
    @TCG-Collector77 Před 9 měsíci

    If you don't have any experience, why don't you play against the computer?

  • @Melio160
    @Melio160 Před 9 měsíci

    Are you a eula main?

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato Před 9 měsíci +1

    1500 rated chess just feels wrong

  • @NeoPeewee
    @NeoPeewee Před 9 měsíci

    Pokémon Chess. The question will then be if simp knows the type matchups.

  • @Smitchen0
    @Smitchen0 Před 9 měsíci

    The moment he said August 6 I knew that he was meming the Hiroshima. Kind of makes me sad, but dang it’s oddly funny the way he presented it

  • @finesseandstyle
    @finesseandstyle Před 9 měsíci

    _aa ha_

  • @qlerty6218
    @qlerty6218 Před 9 měsíci

    ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡˡ

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 Před 8 měsíci

    Two Genshin references in one video?

  • @pmLite_
    @pmLite_ Před 9 měsíci +1

    simp should play progressive chess

  • @parzival2114
    @parzival2114 Před 9 měsíci

    Plese juega XXl chess or gothic Chess (Edd)

  • @shadowshibe5962
    @shadowshibe5962 Před 9 měsíci

    HE LISTENED TO MY COMMENT

  • @Velisaur
    @Velisaur Před 9 měsíci

    And *Nagasaki?*
    There were two bombings: one Hiroshima and one in Nagasaki. Why does some many people forget about Nagasaki?

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff Před 9 měsíci

    Video 2 of asking for simp to play fps chess

  • @chouderr1089
    @chouderr1089 Před 9 měsíci

    I am atomic

  • @alexandermichaud957
    @alexandermichaud957 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I get the sense from this and other videos that even though he's got a good sense of humor about it, Simp has strong feelings about Hiroshima and Nagasaki

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic Před 9 měsíci +13

    The somber-ass into threw me for a loop but damn, it is kinda fucked up they called this variant "atomic" isn't it
    Also wtf you play Genshin???

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper Před 9 měsíci

    2

  • @Swarthy.
    @Swarthy. Před 9 měsíci

    Play more duck chess

  • @josukehigashikata4847
    @josukehigashikata4847 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Day 4 asking for chess simp’s genshin main

  • @Rucka_Inc.
    @Rucka_Inc. Před 9 měsíci +2

    69

  • @awes5893
    @awes5893 Před 9 měsíci

    Why couldn't white take the bishop at 2:50?

    • @riantix
      @riantix Před 9 měsíci

      Taking a piece kills both pieces (as well as surrounding non-pawn pieces). This is also why kings can touch -- a king can't ever capture anything as it would kill himself too.

    • @awes5893
      @awes5893 Před 9 měsíci

      @@riantix Ah, makes sense, thanks!

  • @ScarletDeathweaverLegacy
    @ScarletDeathweaverLegacy Před 9 měsíci

    1

  • @sealandball3043
    @sealandball3043 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "since then, people have been trying their best to avoid the use of such weapon in any circumstances"
    the United States: (especially on August 9, 1945)
    the Soviet Union:
    Russia:
    France:
    Israel:
    India:
    Pakistan:
    the United Kingdom:
    North Korea:
    the United States:
    South Africa:
    Ukraine:

    • @James--Parker
      @James--Parker Před 9 měsíci +4

      None of them have used them since 1945 unless you're counting nuclear tests.

    • @sealandball3043
      @sealandball3043 Před 9 měsíci

      @@James--Parker I was indeed counting nuclear tests, yes

  • @lucassoriano839
    @lucassoriano839 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Simp is just a genious, he must be like 2700 rated guy or something just like this.
    Pd: don't sing that last part

  • @roma540
    @roma540 Před 9 měsíci

    I understand, that it means 100% winrate ON THIS CHANNEL, but using semantics this way is something a coward would do...

  • @U570
    @U570 Před 9 měsíci

    Nice intro but this variant sucks