Chess, But Pieces Turn Into Stone - Petrified Chess Variant

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Komentáře • 136

  • @cyborg98
    @cyborg98 Před 8 měsíci +495

    "Pawn to B2" is such a fucking cursed phrase. I love it.

    • @deandelvin9924
      @deandelvin9924 Před 8 měsíci +30

      But it's normal if you play as black

    • @123pik1
      @123pik1 Před 8 měsíci +19

      @@deandelvin9924 only in very very endgame

    • @pokeymaker6729
      @pokeymaker6729 Před 8 měsíci

      fianccetto is at thing

    • @Cycles42
      @Cycles42 Před 8 měsíci

      pawn to a9

    • @arifezwan8893
      @arifezwan8893 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@pokeymaker6729people who fianchetto goes pawn to b3 instead

  • @SyrKonrat
    @SyrKonrat Před 8 měsíci +492

    I see why its rarely played, that looks awful to think about

    • @Tsunami14
      @Tsunami14 Před 8 měsíci +14

      This legit gave me a migrane. And I think watching it again to try and understand would just make it worse.

  • @Draedaja
    @Draedaja Před 8 měsíci +757

    Wait, why did en passant petrify the captured pawn? That smells like a programming bug to me...

    • @Carl-Gauss
      @Carl-Gauss Před 8 měsíci +143

      Reminds me of a time when I was programming my own chess engine and in the early stages he thought he could castle using a King on e1 and an enemy Knight on h1 😂

    • @Hexie2IQ
      @Hexie2IQ Před 8 měsíci +54

      ​@@Carl-GaussThis should be possible in normal chess, if you ask me

    • @Flechashe
      @Flechashe Před 8 měsíci +121

      Yes, it looks like a bug. They didn't account for en passant, which is the only move where the capturer ends up in a different position from the captured

    • @Altimor0
      @Altimor0 Před 8 měsíci +57

      ​@@Flechashewhy didn't they google en passant

    • @GMPranav
      @GMPranav Před 8 měsíci +11

      Well, maybe bonus points for en Passant? :O

  • @dawidwojacki5049
    @dawidwojacki5049 Před 8 měsíci +87

    That was the most unusual french move I've ever seen

  • @vinyak123rohatgi
    @vinyak123rohatgi Před 8 měsíci +221

    that pawn side move left me :O . it was hilarious to think about just blocking and attacking by moving pawns sideways. pawns should be worth 2 instead of 2 just cause of that move lmao

    • @vencedor1774
      @vencedor1774 Před 8 měsíci +39

      Pawn be like:
      Sliide to the left 🥁
      Sliide to the right 🥁
      Crisscross...

    • @Rackox
      @Rackox Před 8 měsíci +29

      Pawns are so strong in this mode since they don't even get petrified after capturing that they should be worth 3 or maybe 4 points.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Před 8 měsíci +18

      "pawns should be worth 2 instead of 2"
      Or even 3 instead of 3!

    • @Naowakk
      @Naowakk Před 8 měsíci +14

      @@Mythraen So 3 instead of 6 ?

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@Naowakk What? My comment is a joke poking fun at OP for what I presume is a typo.
      I can't make heads or tails out of your comment.

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle Před 8 měsíci +69

    So on top of being complex, it seems like there are some bugs as well 😅
    You really dominated by maximally using the pawns, especially their sideways move though. Very well played!

  • @BuddhaJube
    @BuddhaJube Před 8 měsíci +67

    It's clear this variant was not well thought out. The horizontal pawns was meant to help them navigate the stone board but it just breaks the game entirely.

    • @theominouspigeon
      @theominouspigeon Před 4 měsíci +5

      I think it's good

    • @magnetsphere2872
      @magnetsphere2872 Před měsícem +1

      Pawns are literally the best piece in this variation. I actually think that's what they were going for. Otherwise they would let king capture to get out of cheeky pawn checks

  • @yelv
    @yelv Před 8 měsíci +60

    Simp you turn me into stone 😳

  • @moderndayvampire1469
    @moderndayvampire1469 Před 8 měsíci +83

    Seeing pawn move sideways feel very fresh. Maybe they should bring it to normal chess too.

    • @TheLithp
      @TheLithp Před 8 měsíci +15

      It's strangely satisfying.

    • @smippycis6285
      @smippycis6285 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Dude got JUKED by them sidesteps. HIS ANKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @tochoXK3
    @tochoXK3 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Damn, Simp actually skipped a few moves before that "resignation".

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj Před 8 měsíci +24

    They are just turning your challenges into gamemodes now

  • @jercki72
    @jercki72 Před 8 měsíci +40

    I was gonna say this is 200% win rate but then you did, amazing

    • @Neoshift3
      @Neoshift3 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Except it isn’t, it’s 100% win rate

    • @morosov4595
      @morosov4595 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@Neoshift3 We saw one game, and we know that we won 2. It's 200% in my eyes.

    • @Neoshift3
      @Neoshift3 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@morosov4595 he’s won 2/2 games, that’s 100%, if he’d lost one of the games it would be a 1/2 so 50% win rate. Thats how percentages work

    • @morosov4595
      @morosov4595 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@Neoshift3 🤓

    • @A51838
      @A51838 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Neoshift3 but he played twice and won both times. so 200%

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg Před 8 měsíci +20

    next chess variant video: "now you might be wondering about my 1900 rating, well this is my second game because in my first I was taking on Magnus Carlsen and he was petrified and gave me a free win"

  • @SuitorASMR
    @SuitorASMR Před 8 měsíci +37

    I 100% need more of this

  • @OopsATypo
    @OopsATypo Před 8 měsíci +86

    Imagine killing a person and they just... turn into stone. That would be horrifying.

    • @Xaiclun
      @Xaiclun Před 8 měsíci +23

      Imagine killing a person and you just turn to stone!

    • @nianyiwang
      @nianyiwang Před 8 měsíci +7

      like putting water aside lava. you get infinite stone supply.

  • @maninthemirrortable
    @maninthemirrortable Před 8 měsíci +2

    2:31 SOLIDifying me center. I see what you did there.

  • @JustSomeGuyWithAMug
    @JustSomeGuyWithAMug Před 8 měsíci +5

    4:46 the clock goes from 1 minute 3 seconds to 25 seconds and 0 minutes
    And almost everything is petrified, this is the first time I realize this so either he did it often or this is the first time, now I have to rewatch every video

    • @DidierLoiseau
      @DidierLoiseau Před 8 měsíci +2

      He often pauses or skips long pauses for entertainment purposes.
      However everything petrified is probably the way to show the opponent resigned (maybe all their pieces get added to your score?)

    • @JustSomeGuyWithAMug
      @JustSomeGuyWithAMug Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@DidierLoiseau I know that, It's been like year and a half that I follow him
      And while the "everything petrifies after resign" sounds about right, there are also some moves played and it's confirmed by the clock, but the problem is that this is the very first time I realize about it XD, but there are a heck ton of videos of the opponent resigning
      I wouldn't say entertainment purposes more like "I don't really care so I'll end it here" purposes XD

    • @moderndayvampire1469
      @moderndayvampire1469 Před 8 měsíci +2

      at least we can see the black knight actually moved (and gets petrified per to the rules), so that's probably their last move before resigning.

    • @DidierLoiseau
      @DidierLoiseau Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@JustSomeGuyWithAMug indeed I think simp might not always be very careful, or he wanted to keep the video short maybe

    • @danielgriffin8311
      @danielgriffin8311 Před 3 měsíci

      If you look at the move log on the right side, you can see that all that was skipped was the opponent capturing on c2 and then Simp developing his knight. Maybe the opponent took so long to make a move after that that the game auto-forfeited?

  • @mcknackus4721
    @mcknackus4721 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I cant blame the opponent for resigning. Being blocked multiple times by side pawn moved and an en passant that froze his piece instead of yours is probably what makes this variant so unpopular.

  • @Milenakos
    @Milenakos Před 8 měsíci +5

    ah yes, ""resignation""

  • @HazmanFTW
    @HazmanFTW Před 8 měsíci +2

    At first i was afraid, i was petrified

  • @CB-lh4ph
    @CB-lh4ph Před 8 měsíci +8

    it seems like the strat should be to just sacrifice all of your pieces. If your opponent can't capture any of your pieces they can get at most 8 points + whatever the king is worth, so if you sac your queen for a rook, your rooks for minor pieces, and minor pieces for pawns, it shouldn't be possible for your opponent to catch up

    • @flint9759
      @flint9759 Před 8 měsíci

      Often, a king is worth a game-winning number of points in these kinds of variants. I wouldn't be surprised if the point-based victory is purely to stop every endgame from ending in a draw from the 50 move rule. So if you sacrifice all your pieces ASAP, then the opponent could just take your king and win the game.

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 Před 8 měsíci

      The King is worth 20 points

  • @nonamem2932
    @nonamem2932 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Yay another video that has disclaimers I love these disclaimers

  • @andruloni
    @andruloni Před 8 měsíci +1

    "this is a chess video" citation needed

  • @stanimir5F
    @stanimir5F Před 8 měsíci +4

    This game mode messes up with my brain so hard.... especially the sideways move of the pawns. It's too much!

  • @Rubix9006
    @Rubix9006 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Impressive that for every game he plays he wins two

  • @miabee6267
    @miabee6267 Před 8 měsíci +2

    BUGHOUSE PLZ!

  • @altogrey9712
    @altogrey9712 Před 8 měsíci

    I cant with this variant, its so cursed, pawns should not be able to move sideways.

  • @xandrewvondiue522
    @xandrewvondiue522 Před 8 měsíci +4

    That game rocked 🗿

  • @blackmarvolo
    @blackmarvolo Před 8 měsíci +4

    Why is the board different on the resignation screen?

  • @DaanBruins
    @DaanBruins Před 8 měsíci +2

    '200% win rate'
    I refuse to believe that you are Asian.

  • @kaiserruhsam
    @kaiserruhsam Před 8 měsíci +8

    (This is a chess video)

  • @oumdeshpande402
    @oumdeshpande402 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Simp is a disgrace for Asians for saying 200% win rate😥

    • @Tragic_Idiot
      @Tragic_Idiot Před 8 měsíci +6

      On the contrary, he has more than 100%. His mom would be so proud.

    • @oumdeshpande402
      @oumdeshpande402 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@Tragic_Idiotyes, but Asian Moms are always disappointed of their children

  • @TheInselaffen
    @TheInselaffen Před 8 měsíci +1

    More of this please.

  • @rezabela24434
    @rezabela24434 Před 6 měsíci

    🤣this made me laugh and had to pause several times

  • @MsBombastik
    @MsBombastik Před 8 měsíci +1

    Wow that completely different game. By the way You played brilliantly!

  • @versuzzero5335
    @versuzzero5335 Před 8 měsíci +3

    That last move was ganius. Lol.

  • @qwerty_qwerty
    @qwerty_qwerty Před 8 měsíci

    you got it wrong
    harry has a scar and malfoy has a tattoo on his arm

  • @bitcidic
    @bitcidic Před 8 měsíci

    Honestly sideways moving pawns is interesting enough to be its own variant.

  • @m-w-x8859
    @m-w-x8859 Před 8 měsíci +1

    We need a montage of all of the disclaimers!

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock Před 8 měsíci

    2:25 exactly my thoughts, forgot about that sideways move

  • @Waffles17643
    @Waffles17643 Před 8 měsíci

    Sideways pawns are sick they should add that to the normal game next update

  • @George-li1yv
    @George-li1yv Před 8 měsíci +1

    Someone forgot to program the en passant 😂

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 Před 8 měsíci +11

    this mode made no sense, other modes you can feel why the rules are the way that they are for balancing reasons, but this mode just feels like a cluster of ideas put together for no reason at all

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I'm guessing that the points system is because they don't expect a checkmate to happen with so many impregnable stone walls, and the pawn moving sideways is to avoid games being over too fast when they hit a wall, but then players become confused about what's they're supposed to be going for, making chess just a "don't lose pieces" game is boring

  • @WeirdVideoGames
    @WeirdVideoGames Před 8 měsíci

    You need to learn how percentages work 🤣

  • @miragebreaker27
    @miragebreaker27 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Lol at that disclaimer. Thanks for the reminder, simp!

  • @poochycosme
    @poochycosme Před 8 měsíci +2

    Why didn't you show the rest of the game ?

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit Před 8 měsíci

    0:21 | The first Hogwarts book also had Hermione use that same spell on Neville Longbottom.
    2:20 | I had to go back and reread the rules after seeing that horizontal Pawn move. That's _cursed._

  • @John-yg1cq
    @John-yg1cq Před 8 měsíci

    The variant of pawns.

  • @talonarayan
    @talonarayan Před 8 měsíci

    Great video 11/10 for the pawns.

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff Před 8 měsíci +23

    Video 33 of asking simp to play fps chess

    • @CStoph1979
      @CStoph1979 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Except you never actually ask him. Nary a single question or question mark in all 33.

  • @flyer3f
    @flyer3f Před 8 měsíci

    Shame we didn't get to see the full game. Would be nice if you coulda shown us how the rest went...

  • @bencekovacs8726
    @bencekovacs8726 Před 8 měsíci

    I have no clue what happened in this game.

  • @sgt.hirntot8580
    @sgt.hirntot8580 Před 8 měsíci

    this slaps

  • @user-iy6dt4xp5o
    @user-iy6dt4xp5o Před 8 měsíci

    If he lost this game his win rate would be 50%

  • @SrogaPoziomka
    @SrogaPoziomka Před 8 měsíci +3

    If you get check mated, but you also have more points, do you win? 🤔

    • @person8064
      @person8064 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I'd imagine the checkmate makes you lose, otherwise you could just sac all your pieces on pawns to stop your opponent from getting points

    • @flint9759
      @flint9759 Před 8 měsíci

      There probably is no official 'check' in this variant and instead you have to capture the opponent's king. It's probably then worth an absurd number of points when you capture it, so you're guaranteed to win. The points are probably just to stop endgames from becoming draws by the 50 move rule or from all pieces being petrified.

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 Před 8 měsíci

      Checkmate gives 20 points. Yes, you could theoretically mate and lose.

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion Před 4 měsíci

    2:24 wait the pawn on c4 can't take the bishop on d4 sideways?

  • @evgen09second
    @evgen09second Před 8 měsíci +8

    what happened with white and black knights at the end?

  • @John73John
    @John73John Před 8 měsíci +2

    3:48 why didn't the capturing pawn turn to stone???

    • @kitthekat6844
      @kitthekat6844 Před 8 měsíci

      I was wondering the same thing...

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage Před 8 měsíci +3

      Not to mention pawns should not turn to stone in the first place

  • @itsQuilow
    @itsQuilow Před 8 měsíci

    Cursed variant

  • @mingyue_chen
    @mingyue_chen Před 7 měsíci

    I didn't understand... If it's point based then when does the game end? Also, why does it say "win by checkmate or stalemate" on the right of the screen?

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH Před 8 měsíci +1

    But whats the reason pawns can move sideways?^^

  • @andreashonnet8654
    @andreashonnet8654 Před 8 měsíci +2

    A2 B2 ???? Where is it mentionned as a. Rule xd

  • @Neoshift3
    @Neoshift3 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Is it just me or is simp sounding a bit sick today? Was something off about the voice

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 Před 8 měsíci

    What's the point of the points, if the rules say "win by checkmate or stalemate" ?
    Either that sentence is not true, or what is the situation when the points come into consideration?

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 Před 8 měsíci

      If the game would end in a Draw, the player with the most points wins instead.
      Mate "only" gives 20 points, so you can "Claim Victory" if you have an advantage of at least 21 points (you "resign", giv your opponent 20 points, then still win).

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 Před 8 měsíci

      @@tochoXK3 so the sentence is not true, right?

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@panda4247Yeah, technically, you can lose while mate-ing (though it's unlikely) and in case of Stalemate, the player with the most points wins

  • @wayneenglish17
    @wayneenglish17 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Yo

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R Před 8 měsíci +1

    To be clear, I’m on the side that doesn’t really care about Harry Potter enough to get “triggered” by the author’s actions, as bad as they are. I’m just here to watch a Chess game. That *is* what I subscribed for, after all.

    • @ThePaSch
      @ThePaSch Před 8 měsíci +1

      I'm sure all of the nobody who asked will be delighted to hear that.

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@ThePaSch I was referencing the disclaimer at the beginning.